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[ Laughing ]
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[ Cellphone ringing, buzzing ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Hey, chica!
You must be my roomie!
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I'm Becca.
What's your deal?
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Where you from?
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Hey, I'm Emil...
[ Cellphone rings ]
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Ugh, sorry, my ex Tucker
won't stop calling.
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He broke up with me
because he wanted to...
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Screw my professor.
I mean, how dare she give me a C
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just 'cause I fell asleep
during the final?
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I should just change
my major to...
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...doing cocaine
in the bathroom,
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and I'm like, "Really, mason?
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You're railing lines
on Christmas Eve?"
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And he's like...
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"Uh, those nudes aren't mine,"
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and he accused me of snooping?
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I mean, yes I...
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stole his identity,
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but Travor gave me chlamydia
first, so, guess what, I...
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...know that he had sex
with my sister
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and expects me to forgive him?
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I mean you're so lucky
you've never had to go
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through pain like this.
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Anyways, what's up
with you, gal?
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Cellphone ringing, buzzing ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Heyyyyyy, chica.
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♪
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Becca sucks.
You hate seeing her.
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Why don't you just cancel?
I can't.
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She's my oldest friend.
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You're too nice.
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Firm boundaries are the only way
to make people respect you.
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Hey Bridg... No.
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See?
You're right.
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I'm going to cancel.
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[ Cellphone keyboard clacking ]
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[ Text messages
chiming rapidly ]
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We're meeting at 7:00.
On her side of town.
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She's short on cash,
so I'm buying.
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[ Sighs ]
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Heeeey, bestie!
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Ohmigod, I'm sorry I'm late,
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I forgot you wanted
to meet tonight.
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But you called me.
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Ugh, the new guy I'm dating?
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Okay he's, like, crazy hot
but such a dick.
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He, like, expects me
to worship him,
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and I'm like, I...
Fair's fair. No!
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You know what?
All men are trash.
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So, I said to Luc,
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it's, like, when will someone
pay attention to me?
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Like, when is it my turn?
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Okay, look,
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sometimes relationships
become toxic and one-sided,
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and then you need
to set boundaries.
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Stand up for yourself.
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Say, "Enough is enough,
Becca."
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Or Rick.
Or... what's his name?
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Wow.
It's Luc.
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You should listen better.
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But...
that's actually great advice.
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Thank you.
Oh.
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Um...
You're welcome.
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Okay, so, enough about me.
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What's up with you, girl?
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Dating anybody?
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I'm...
married.
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You came to my wedding.
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I don't think that's true.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
So?
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How'd it go with your BFF?
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Pretty well, actually.
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She let me talk a little.
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I got some face time
out of the way,
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and now I won't have to see her
for another couple years.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Becca?
What are you doing here?
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I did it.
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I set boundaries
and I broke up with Luc.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Why is my life so hard
all the time?
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Could I crash with you?
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Just for the night?
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Umm...
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I wouldn't ask, except you're
my best friend
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and you're responsible for me
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not having anywhere
to sleep tonight.
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But I can be homeless,
if that's what you want...
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No, no,
o-of course you can stay.
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Thank you so much.
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Emily, can you grab my stuff?
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Becca, you have been in there
for three hours!
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I need to shower!
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Thank you so much.
I would love an iced coffee.
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Becca, you've been binging
old seasons
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of "Survivor" for three days.
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Could I watch something?
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Ooh, an iced coffee
sounds yum. Theeenks.
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H-Hang on.
Where did all my stuff go?
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An iced coffee with minimal ice
would be perf. Theeenk you.
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Okay, she's got to go.
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She used all my lotions
and serums,
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and now my skin
is barely glowing.
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I like her.
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She plays pretend with me.
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Becca:
Tiny Butler!
[ Bell rings ]
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Right away, ma'am!
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I know she's your friend,
but she's taking advantage
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of your kindness.
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Okay, fine,
I'll tell her to leave.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, gal, can we talk
about something?
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That'll be all, Tiny Butler.
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We have fun.
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Listen, Becca...
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Shut up for a second!
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I'm pregnant!
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What?
I had breakup sex
with Luc,
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and now I'm gonna have his baby,
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and I don't want to tell him!
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I have no money,
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but I'm just so thankful
that I have you.
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Anyways, what did you want
to talk to me about?
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Becca: Ouch!
[ Gasps ]
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Becca?
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You kicked me out,
so now I live in the trash.
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I needed to set boundaries!
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Oh, who would do this
to their best friend?
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You're a monster, Mommy!
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Monster!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Police sirens wail,
guns cock ]
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Looks like we got
a monster here.
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Better call in animal control.
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[ Gasps ]
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All: Monster!
Monster!
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Nothing! I had absolutely
nothing to tell you.
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Good, 'cause I really need
today to be about me, y'know?
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It's just a minor delay.
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I'll help her find an apartment,
and she'll be out
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before she's too far along.
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[ Yawns ]
Good morning.
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Whoa.
Becca.
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You got...
very pregnant.
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Overnight.
I know.
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He's growing so fast.
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Ooh, he's kicking!
Here, feel!
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[ Growls ]
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Whoa!
What the f...
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I have some follow-up questions
about the birds and the bees.
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Me, too.
Let's get out of here.
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Ooh, Jersh, while you're out,
I'm having some major cravings.
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Can you pick me up
some locusts and goat ears
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and, like, mm, some of
the blood of the innocent?
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Sure thing.
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Theeenks.
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Oh, and an iced coffee!
Thenks.
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This is nuts!
I know.
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I think I can get most of that
stuff at the pet store,
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but the blood of the innocent
might be more of Costco thing.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
Becca:
[ Gasps ] That's for me!
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Guys, this is Hecate.
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Hecate, this is Emily
and Jersh and...
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the rest.
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Hecate's a friend of Luc's.
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She offered to be my doula
for the home birth.
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D-Did you say home birth?
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All my work has been
building to this moment.
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Cum venerit, et regnabis
stridebo terroremque timuerunt.
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[ Chuckles ] What's your
friend's deal? She single?
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
Effing morning sickness.
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At least I made it
to the trash can.
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Like a lady.
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That's my purse.
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Hecate:
[ Speaking Latin ]
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Em, you need to kick her out.
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[ Grunts ]
You're right.
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That bitch has got to go.
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[ Gasps ]
Her cellphone.
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What are you doing?
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"Hey, Luc.
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I miss you, I was wrong, you're
so hot, let's get back together.
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XO Becca."
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If they're together,
she'll move back to his place!
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[ Text message chimes ]
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He says he'll be right over!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Oh, my God.
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That's probably unrelated,
right?
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[ Screaming ]
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He approaches.
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Oh, yeahhhh!
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Luc in the house.
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Yo, Becca, get up, I'm hungry.
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What the eff are you doing here?
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Whoa, unh-uh, you summoned me.
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You think I want to be here?
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I'm supposed to be DJ-ing the
Samsung pop-up at the galleria.
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Unh, get it, get it, yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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"Luc" as in "Lucifer"?
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Her boyfriend is the devil?
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Yeah, he sucks.
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No, like, he's literally
the devil.
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Yeah, this guy's the worst.
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I don't want to talk to you!
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Bex, why you being such a binch?
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Oh, snap, you on the rag?
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Nasty!
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No, idiot, I'm pregnant.
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Whoa. Dope.
That's hilarious.
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I love you so freakin' much.
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I love you so freakin' much.
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Yeah.
Get it, get it.
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It's working.
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She's gonna move back
in with him!
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Everyone, I have
an announcement.
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Luc and I are getting
back together.
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[ Giggles ]
Yes!
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And he's gonna crash here, too.
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What? No!
He can't.
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Who's this chick?
She on the rag, too?
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Oh, cycle sisters.
Hot.
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OMG, Emily, don't be so uptight.
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He can sleep in my room.
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You don't have a room!
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Shut up, my water's breaking!
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[ Gasping ]
Come on!
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[ Cackling ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Omnis mundus erit eius!
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Here's some ice chips, sweetie.
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A few more pushes...
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Ohmigod, I can't do it!
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Where's Luc?
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So, I spin at the Burbank Tender
Greens every other Tuesday.
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You should check it out.
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Isn't your girlfriend having
your baby in the other room?
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Heh.
We don't do labels.
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I've got those towels, Becca.
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No, I want the good towels!
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God, you're selfish.
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Oh, I'm selfish?
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Sophomore year, you made me
cut my hair
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because "our lengths
were too matchy."
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I'm the long-haired friend
and you know it!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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You borrowed all my clothes
and never gave them back!
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It's not my fault
everything looks hotter on me!
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You don't care about me.
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You take no interest
in my career,
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my marriage, my daughter.
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What daughter?
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Gahhh!
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That's it!
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I want you out of my house,
Becca.
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And I want you out of my life!
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You're such a freakin'...
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beeehhhhhtch!
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[ Baby crying ]
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All: Awwwww.
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[ Roars ]
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Oh, my God.
Ew! No!
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Hell yeah.
That's my baby.
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[ Clears throat ]
Well, I guess this is it.
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Yeah, Luc and I are off
to the bowels of Hell.
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But, before I go,
I need to say something.
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I think we should hit pause
on our friendship.
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00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:25,388
Yeah, I already told you
that I...
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No offense,
but you're kind of toxic,
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and I can't have
negative energy around my baby.
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[ Growls ]
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I'm a mama now.
You wouldn't understand.
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For the last time,
I have a child.
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She's right here.
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Ma'am.
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Emily, that's Tiny Butler.
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Don't be weird.
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[ Dubstep music playing ]
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Uh, honk, honk!
Babe! Car! Let's go!
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I can't wait!
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Get in the car!
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That's my guy.
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You'll find one someday.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Go to hell, Becca.
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I am.
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You never li...
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♪
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♪