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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Critically acclaim‐ey ♪
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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ bright music playing ♪
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YAKKO: Come on, Dot!
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We're gonna be late for our "Better Homes
and Water Towers" cover photo!
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DOT: Ahhh!
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‐ What happened, sis?
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‐ We've got a zit!
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[screaming]
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‐ ♪ A zit! A zit! ♪
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♪ My fans will throw a fit ♪
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♪ My gorgeous face of charm and grace ♪
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♪ Has never had a single trace ♪
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♪ Of anything that's out of place ♪
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♪ And now I have a zit! ♪
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♪ Don't like it a bit! ♪
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♪ Because it's big, it's sore ♪
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♪ And it's clogging up my pore ♪
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♪ Just look at this, it's really sick ♪
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♪ Like something out of a horror flick ♪
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♪ It's gonna ruin my cover pic ♪
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♪ It's twice as big as Moby Dick ♪
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♪ I gotta get rid of it really quick ♪
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♪ I really hate this zit! ♪
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‐ ♪ Calm down a bit ♪
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♪ We know just how you feel ♪
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♪ Relax, it's no big deal ♪
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♪ We all get zits sooner or later ♪
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‐ ♪ Some are big and some are greater ♪
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‐ ♪ Yours looks like a meteor crater ♪
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BOTH: ♪ But we know it's not ♪
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DOT: ♪ Thanks a lot! ♪
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BOTH: ♪ A zit, a zit ♪
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♪ Oh yes, that's it ♪
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♪ We must admit ♪
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♪ It's growing on you ♪
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♪ Okay, it's there ♪
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♪ And folks may stare ♪
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♪ And kids might scare ♪
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♪ But still it's true ♪
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‐ ♪ That it's just a little spot ♪
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♪ It's nothing‐‐ ♪
‐ ♪ No, it's not! ♪
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♪ It's awful see, just look up close ♪
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♪ It's so disgusting and morose ♪
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‐ ♪ Oh my goodness, that is gross! ♪
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♪ I have got a Dot! ♪
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‐ ♪ Was that my spot? ♪
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‐ ♪ A Dot, a Dot ♪
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♪ I can't believe I've got ♪
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♪ This great big thing,
I don't know what ♪
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♪ A little girl with a pixie cut ♪
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♪ Is growing right here on my butt ♪
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♪ A great big Warner Dot! ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought? ♪
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‐ ♪ You can speak? ♪
‐ ♪ Yeah, I speak! ♪
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♪ Though, I only live a week ♪
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♪ We zits have feelings too, you know ♪
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♪ And hopes and dreams and plans to grow ♪
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♪ Maybe visit Idaho ♪
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♪ But not to have a Dot! ♪
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♪ Right where I've got! ♪
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‐ ♪ A Zit ♪
‐ ♪ I've got a Dot ♪
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‐ ♪ I never dreamed ♪
‐ ♪ I never thought ♪
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BOTH: ♪ I'd be so horrified
right in my gut ♪
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‐ ♪ It's on my face ♪
‐ ♪ It's on my butt ♪
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‐ ♪ A Zit ♪
‐ ♪ A Dot ♪
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BOTH: ♪ I tell you what,
I don't know what to do ♪
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BOTH: ♪ A zit, a zit ♪
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DOT: ♪ A Zit ♪
ZIT: ♪ A Dot ♪
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DOT: ♪ I have a Zit ♪
ZIT: ♪ I have a Dot ♪
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‐ ♪ My fans will throw a fit ♪
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ZIT: ♪ Somehow we got ♪
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DOT: ♪ It's growing on me ♪
ZIT: ♪ On me ♪
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‐ ♪ It's on my face ♪
‐ ♪ It's on my butt ♪
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DOT: ♪ I can't erase ♪
‐ ♪ I'm in a rut ♪
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‐ ♪ I don't know what ♪
‐ ♪ I don't know what ♪
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ALL: ♪ To do! ♪
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♪ But what is true! ♪
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‐ ♪ Is he can think! He can feel! ♪
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♪ My pimple's really real! ♪
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♪ I guess somehow I didn't see ♪
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♪ That all he asks is, let him be ♪
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♪ He really is a lot like me ♪
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♪ My pimple is my friend ♪
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‐ ♪ My Dot! ♪
‐ ♪ My Zit! ♪
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DOT/ZIT: ♪ Hey, we could be a hit ♪
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♪ You're part of me, I'm part of you ♪
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♪ We go together, just us two ♪
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♪ So let's go visit Boise zoo ♪
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♪ Dot Warner and her Zit ♪
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♪ And now that's it ♪
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♪ And so let's quit ♪
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[tires screeching]
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♪ It's not so bad, in fact I'm glad ♪
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DOT: ♪ It's great to have a Zit! ♪
ZIT: ♪ It's great to have a Dot! ♪
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[Zit chuckles]
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♪ somber music playing ♪
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♪
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[thunder clapping]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain theme song playing ♪
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‐ Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?
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BRAIN: The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder clap]
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♪
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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[slam]
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♪ mystical music playing ♪
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PINKY: ♪ We're on a gondola ♪
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♪ Rowing to Italia ♪
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♪ We will abscond‐ala ♪
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♪ With pizza and pasta‐la ♪
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‐ Pinky, your grasp of geography
is as strong as gravity.
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‐ Why, thank you!
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‐ Which is the weakest
of the four fundamental forces!
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[cloth rips]
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‐ Oh.
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‐ We're not in Italy.
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We're in Baghdad:
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the center of learning and trade,
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along with our indispensable
new friend, Egwind‐‐
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‐ That's me!
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‐ Truly, our adventures up until now
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have been impoverished
without your presence.
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Yes, no one can break up the trio
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of Pinky, the Brain, and Egwind‐‐
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‐ Not like thiiiis!
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‐ Pinky, you're going to have
to pick up the slack.
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‐ Ohh, but slacks chafe
my inner thighs, so.
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I prefer a breathable kilt.
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♪
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[snoring]
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Egad, Brain! Look at all
the pretty ponies!
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‐ Yes, they're the Sultana's
finest Arabian stallions.
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I will steal these mighty steeds
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and use them to take over the world!
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But we must be careful, Pinky.
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Horses are easily startled.
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‐ Better blow into this conch shell
to warn them we're coming!
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[blaring]
‐ Pinky!
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[whinnies]
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[screaming]
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[growls]
[chuckles nervously]
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♪ Middle‐Eastern music playing ♪
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♪
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‐ Ugh. I've been
binge‐watching this for hours,
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and I'm bored, bored, bored!
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This show is canceled.
Throw them in the dungeon!
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‐ My queen, I found these two spies
lurking in your stables.
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[giggles]
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‐ And?
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‐ And, uh... then I brought them here.
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And then we had this conversation?
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‐ Ugh, that's the end of your story?
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Oh well. Take them away and behead them!
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‐ No, wait!
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Uh, if it's a story you're looking for,
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I have a particularly interesting tale
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you might like.
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‐ I'm listening.
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Very well.
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This is the story
of Ali Ba‐brain, yes.
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‐ But first, a word from our sponsors.
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Do you want delicious organic produce
delivered right to your door?
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Introducing: "Serf on your Turf!"
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We find the poorest peasants
and make them grow food on your land.
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‐ Oh, skip ad, skip ad, skip ad!
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‐ Ali Ba‐brain was a poor woodcutter,
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who one day stumbled upon the hideout
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of the ruthless forty thieves.
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‐ Ahhh! Great job, thieves.
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Another successful day
of pillaging in the books!
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Kevin, in the back,
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great job tripping that old lady
to get her jewelry.
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We need more Kevins. Right? Right?
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[horse snorts]
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Ah! Here it is!
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The secret entrance to our cave
full of treasure!
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Oh, and for those of you saying
this isn't very secure,
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I'm sorry having a literal magic cave
does not impress you.
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I think we could all use
a little more childlike wonder
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and a little less cynicism.
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[snorts]
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Anyway, I picked
a really strong password this time,
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so no one will be able to guess it.
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Ha ha ha!
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‐ Is it "Cave‐1‐2‐3"?
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‐ Ah‐ha. Very funny, character
who doesn't even have a name.
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[whispering] "Cave‐1‐2‐3."
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[rumbling]
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‐ Oh.
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[horses neighing]
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[rumbling]
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[rumbling]
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Ahh!
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[horses neighing]
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[cave door rumbling]
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Cave‐1‐2‐3!
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[cave door rumbling]
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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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[gasps]
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BRAIN: Ali Ba‐brain took a bag
of the thieves' gold and headed for home.
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He confided in his brother, Pinqib,
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a stupid and greedy man,
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everything he had seen.
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PINQIB: Narf! I've never seen
such radiance in all my life!
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And one time I stared straight
into the sun for five hours!
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‐ Pinqib, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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‐ I think so, Ali Ba‐brain,
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but a water bed filled
with ranch dressing?
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Ooh, it's almost too obvious.
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‐ No, Pinqib.
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I shall melt down the gold
to build a concentrated reflective beam
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and use its limitless energy
to take over Arabia!
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‐ But Pinqib was jealous
of Ali Ba‐brain's good fortune
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and wanted to see the cave for himself.
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‐ Off I go!
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BRAIN: Did I mention
he was incredibly stupid?
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‐ Hmm. Let's see now.
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What was the password again?
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Oh. "Let me in"?
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No, no, maybe, "Open Sesame"?
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00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,056
BOOMING VOICE:
Incorrect username/password combination.
256
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,642
Would you like to answer
your security questions?
257
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,809
‐ Oh, fun!
258
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,146
BOOMING VOICE: What are the nine
middle names of your firstborn son?
259
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,439
‐ Um. I don't have a fir‐‐
260
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,817
BOOMING VOICE: In what year did Mongols
first invade your childhood city‐state?
261
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,486
‐ Oh dear, this is a toughie.
262
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:56,156
BOOMING VOICE: Prove you're not a robot
by finding all the buses in this picture.
263
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,491
‐ What's a bus?
264
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,451
BOOMING VOICE:
Are you sure you're not a robot?
265
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,911
‐ I don't know!
266
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,663
I don't know anything anymore!
267
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,456
[horse whinnies]
268
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,128
[horse whinnies]
[yelps]
269
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:14,132
BRAIN: Meanwhile,
Ali Ba‐brain had successfully built
270
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,425
his death beam
271
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,261
and was about to ‐‐
‐ Wait a minute, Brain,
272
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,388
what happened to Ali Ba‐brain's
dashing brother?
273
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,515
‐ Yes! What happens to Pinqib?
274
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,809
If I were the thieves,
I would have him punished
275
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,143
for his treachery!
276
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,982
[Pinqib screaming]
277
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,317
‐ Dangit. Sand trap, again.
278
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,444
‐ Ooh, that seems rather extreme.
279
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:38,448
What if his brother became friends
with the thieves instead?
280
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,870
‐ Now that's my kind of treasure chest!
281
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,958
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
Ha ha!
282
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:52,921
♪
283
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,012
‐ But why would the thieves befriend
such a fool?
284
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,140
And how did he become a mermaid?
It's preposterous!
285
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,684
‐ No, he's a half‐mermaid anti‐hero!
286
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,228
That's what makes it such a great twist!
287
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,314
‐ Okay, just spitballing here
'cause I like it,
288
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:13,317
what if the thieves made Pinqib
289
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,610
their new leader?
290
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:15,569
‐ Yes!
291
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,654
And together, they sought revenge
292
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,323
against Ali Ba‐brain!
293
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,490
‐ Oww! Oh.
294
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,410
‐ Forty of you go get him,
295
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,664
the rest stay here
and collect all this precious sand.
296
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:28,874
[gasps]
297
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,542
‐ Nooo!
BRAIN: No! No!
298
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,337
You're ruining the story
with your senseless babble!
299
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:36,840
‐ You dare question
my narrative authority?
300
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,175
Off with his head!
301
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,095
‐ Oh... um... when I said "ruining,"
302
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,598
I meant "thinking outside the box."
303
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,226
Uh, perhaps you will indulge me
304
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,269
by letting me tell another story
305
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,771
about a true anti‐hero.
306
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,108
[clears throat]
307
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,360
Once upon a time,
308
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,238
there was a young mouse named Brainladdin.
309
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:04,076
Brainladdin was the most clever mouse
in all the land.
310
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:10,541
But alas, he was born
without a single dinar to his name.
311
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,877
♪
312
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,676
[squeaking]
313
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:21,718
‐ Huh?
314
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,304
‐ Hyuk!
315
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,098
‐ Filthy street rat!
316
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,433
‐ Oh please. I am no street rat.
317
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,644
[screams]
318
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,232
BRAIN: But one day,
Brainladdin found something
319
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,110
that all others had been
foolish enough to overlook.
320
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,446
[gasping]
321
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,995
‐ Hello, Aladdin‐‐ I mean, Brainladdin.
322
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,705
I'm here to grant you three wishes!
323
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,291
‐ I am going to use the wishes
324
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,793
to become the most rich and powerful being
325
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,086
in all the land!
326
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,506
BRAIN: True to his word,
Brainladdin used his first wish
327
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,925
to ask for a magnificent palace.
328
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,557
‐ Can somebody fetch me a cup of tea?
329
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,017
I'm quite parched.
330
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,436
Hello?
331
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,314
What is the point of having
a home like this
332
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,648
if there's nobody here?
333
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,444
‐ Oh, Brainladdin, you're finally ready
to start a family?
334
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,737
How lovely!
335
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,363
Look at me,
336
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,867
you and I should have a talk
about the birds and the bees.
337
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,328
Now, one of them has feathers
and the other has antlers,
338
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,205
but I don't remember which one's which.
339
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,665
‐ No, you fool! I don't want a family.
340
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,292
I want a staff to help me!
341
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:35,834
‐ Got it!
342
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,047
‐ What is this?
343
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,673
‐ A staff, just like you asked!
344
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,591
[grunts]
345
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,010
‐ I didn't want this kind of staff.
346
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,845
I want maids, butlers,
[glass shatters]
347
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,640
and a butler just for dusting
the other butlers!
348
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,725
‐ Oh, I'm so sorry, Brainladdin.
349
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,560
I'm not good with worbs.
350
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,229
‐ I believe you mean "words."
351
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,898
‐ There, you see?
That's exactly what I meme!
352
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,108
‐ Now you listen to me, Genie.
353
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,693
I have one final wish,
354
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,362
and you'd better not make a mess of it,
355
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,864
or else I'll make you wish
you had never been born.
356
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,991
‐ Well, technically, I was never born.
357
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:08,742
[bones crunch]
358
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,202
[strained voice] But that's not important.
359
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,746
What is your final wish, Brainladdin?
360
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,207
[gasps]
361
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,917
‐ I want to be‐‐
362
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,044
‐ Ooh, ooh, I know! A dolphin!
363
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,546
‐ A dolphin?
364
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:21,839
What kind of imbecile would want to‐‐
365
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:25,008
‐ I like dolphins as much
as I like mermaids.
366
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,095
I love your ideas.
367
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,055
They're so fresh and original.
368
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,557
Unlike this guy's.
369
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,267
He's just doing lazy parodies.
370
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,271
‐ Well, if you love Pinky's ideas so much,
371
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,648
perhaps he should tell the next story.
372
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,732
‐ Oh, can I?
373
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,318
I've got a really good one
about Pinkbad the Sailor.
374
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,071
Pinkbad was looking
for a new feather for his turban
375
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,407
to replace the old one,
which had gotten married.
376
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,492
It was an arranged marriage to a plume.
377
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,451
Horrible tradition.
378
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,996
‐ Pinky, what are you talking about?
379
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,998
‐ Shh! Don't interrupt him.
380
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,332
Go ahead, Pinky.
381
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,168
‐ Thank you, Your Majesty.
382
00:15:59,168 --> 00:15:59,918
[clears throat]
383
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,255
So, Pinkbad was at the store,
trying to return a shirt.
384
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,299
‐ I thought this was about feathers!
385
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,550
‐ It was? When?
386
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,634
‐ Just now!
387
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,012
‐ Well, now it's a shirt.
388
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,515
And Pinkbad wanted cash for his return,
389
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:17,102
but the wicked cashier
would only offer him store credit.
390
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,565
Noooo! It's wrong, all wrong.
391
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,567
‐ Why? That was so great.
392
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,695
I really felt like the city was
its own character.
393
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,698
‐ That wasn't the story
of Pinkbad the Sailor at all.
394
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,325
It was a dream I had!
395
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,327
But actually, that reminds me
of another dream
396
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,328
where I was at home,
397
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,371
but it wasn't my house per se‐‐
398
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,290
‐ Ooh, interesting.
399
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,043
‐ Stop it, stop it,
stop it, you philistines!
400
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,794
You dunderheaded fools!
401
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,379
Your ideas are banal.
402
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,548
You have no sense of drama or vision.
403
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,885
Neither of you has the intelligence,
nor the attention span
404
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,553
to be a professional storyteller!
405
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,848
Also, you think
all this gold leaf is classy?
406
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,433
It's not. It's vulgar.
407
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,810
[vase shatters]
408
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:01,730
[growls]
409
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,732
Run, Pinky!
410
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,151
[both screaming]
411
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,694
We must evade these guards
412
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,988
and prepare for tomorrow night.
413
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,533
‐ Why, Brain, what are we going
to do tomorrow night?
414
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,244
Read The Hero's Journey
by Joseph Campbell?
415
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,912
‐ Well, a slight brush‐up wouldn't hurt.
416
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,790
No, the same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
417
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,917
Try to take over the world!
418
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:26,964
♪
419
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:36,098
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
420
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:40,435
♪
421
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:50,571
‐ I heard The Rock gained 80 pounds
in his biceps for this movie.
422
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,073
‐ I heard his performance
as a recovering gambling addict
423
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,075
is generating early Oscar buzz.
424
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,369
‐ I heard there's a giant crab!
425
00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,455
♪
426
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,583
‐ Hurry! There's still
some seats together!
427
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:07,296
‐ Welcome to the most advanced
freshwater river boat casino
428
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:08,380
in the world.
429
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,382
The Royal Flush.
430
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,343
‐ John, you didn't tell me
this was a gambling boat.
431
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,263
‐ It's the safest and gentlest way
to get our daughter
432
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,557
to St. Louis for her operation.
433
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,975
[coughing]
434
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:21,727
AUDIENCE: Aww.
435
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:26,315
‐ Besides, I gave up gambling
a long time ago.
436
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:29,693
I've got the only pair of queens
I need right here.
437
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:30,611
AUDIENCE: Aww.
438
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,324
[thudding]
439
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:43,165
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
440
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,543
‐ Don't worry. I'll just ask this nice man
to scoot over one seat.
441
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,420
Excus‐‐ Ahh!
442
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,172
Yeah. Excus‐‐ Ahh!
443
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,302
♪
444
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,847
[slurping]
445
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:05,395
Hiii! Could you move on over? Please.
446
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,314
Now! Thanks.
447
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,113
Guess that's a no.
448
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,496
[grunting]
449
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,623
[straining]
450
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:28,377
‐ Sibs, I believe we are experiencing
the cultural phenomenon
451
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,170
known as "manspreading."
452
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,172
[clears throat] Now then, you see Dot‐‐
453
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,091
♪ When a man‐‐ ♪
DOT: Shush.
454
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:37,511
I don't need a mansplaining song
about manspreading.
455
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:41,431
Now woman‐up and help me close
his legs to a reasonable distance.
456
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,018
[all straining]
457
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:52,818
[panting]
458
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,653
‐ See, if you put in the legwork...
459
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,865
[lasers firing on screen]
460
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,992
‐ I think we're missing the giant crab.
461
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,785
JOHN: Look at that giant crab!
462
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,163
‐ Oh! We're definitely missing
the giant crab.
463
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,332
[crying]
[yelling]
464
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,715
[straining]
465
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,385
‐ Why you‐‐
466
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,637
WAKKO: Jab left! Pin right!
467
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,848
Circle into square! Circle into square!!
468
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:24,433
[Dot and Yakko grunt]
469
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,520
[man screaming]
[evil laughter]
470
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,357
[screaming]
471
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:41,325
‐ John, you're gambling with our lives!
472
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:44,077
We need to get off this riverboat.
473
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,372
‐ There's no folding on the Royal Flush.
474
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,416
We're all in!
475
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,587
‐ This means War...ner Brothers.
476
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,088
‐ And the Warner Sister!
477
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,465
[straining]
478
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,301
[grunting and gunshots on screen]
479
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,429
I've got an idea.
Let's take advantage of the audience.
480
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,433
‐ We already are, sis, by showing them ads
based on their stolen personal data.
481
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,356
‐ No, we can trick the audience
into pushing his legs together.
482
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:15,067
I'll take the left side,
and you guys take the right.
483
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:19,488
‐ Well, I don't care
what the guy in C37 says,
484
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,573
that hat is very slimming.
485
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,158
‐ I beg your pardon!
486
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,326
‐ He's over there,
487
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,328
over on the right side of the theater.
488
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:29,540
[sniffling]
489
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:33,710
‐ Oh, you don't smell nearly as bad
as the person in B3 said.
490
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,837
‐ What? Where?
491
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:36,880
‐ Over there, on the left.
492
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,133
‐ The lady on the far right says
your dad is a sea lion.
493
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,552
Is it true?
494
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:42,761
[barks]
495
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,013
‐ Those kids on the left side
of the theater
496
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,182
are plotting to steal your pretzel.
497
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:51,061
[gasps] Oh no, it's begun!
[gasps]
498
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,772
BOTH: Love is a lie,
it'll end in heartbreak,
499
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,399
get out while you still can!
500
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:59,653
[audience shouting]
501
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,323
‐ I could never love someone
on the right side of the theater!
502
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,869
‐ Keep walking left, lady!
You're no mother of mine!
503
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,704
‐ Will you have new children with me?
504
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:12,249
‐ Absolutely, our survival depends
on out‐populating the Right siders.
505
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,918
[grunting and shouting]
506
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,466
‐ [Scottish accent] Dying in your beds
many years from now‐‐
507
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:26,513
‐ Give them nothing,
but take from them... everything!
508
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,308
‐ Inch by inch,
play by play‐‐
509
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:33,103
‐ We will not go
quietly into the night‐‐
510
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,272
‐ [Scottish accent]
They may take our lives,
511
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,065
but they'll never take‐‐
512
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,985
ALL: Our legroom!
513
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,656
[all shouting]
514
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,453
[explosion]
515
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,539
[man screams]
516
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,917
[giant crab roars]
517
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,251
‐ You forgot one thing,
518
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,547
I'm from Maryland.
519
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,049
[growls]
520
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,927
[John grunts]
521
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,930
[shouting and gunshots on screen]
‐ Whoa!
522
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,353
[both cheering]
523
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:19,483
‐ Wow, I can't believe
how well they set up the sequel.
524
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,236
‐ So that crab was also his daughter?
525
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,864
‐ Duh‐uh. It's called
character development.
526
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:28,992
[thudding footstep]
527
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:33,038
‐ [low, slo‐mo voice] Is that seat taken?
528
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,874
[Warner siblings scream]
529
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:43,382
♪