[snoring] [TV switches on]
♪ eerie music playing ♪
[mews]
♪
[screaming]
[all gasp]
[whooping and hollering]
‐ I'd keep an eye on this guy if I were you.
[laughing]
‐ Ahh, clown!
[wind whooshing] [screaming]
[mews]
ALL: Phew.
‐ No!
‐ [eerily] They're back.
♪ theme song playing ♪
‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ ‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪
♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪
♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪
♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪
♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪
♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
♪ Must eat brain‐y ♪
♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
♪ eerie music playing ♪
[growls]
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
‐ Hmm.
[roars]
[screaming]
‐ Huh. I guess some folks just aren't Halloweeners.
Goodnight, everybody!
♪
‐ Wow! Haunted house.
TRICK OR TREATER: Hey!
‐ And‐‐ WARNERS: Trick or treat!
Huh?
YAKKO: "Please take just one."
Don't mind if I do!
‐ Ahh!
[wind gusting]
No, come back!
♪
[panting]
[screams]
♪ eerie music playing ♪
[gasps]
‐ Hello there, Wakky!
I see you dropped your candy!
‐ Oh no!
‐ Here, you want it... back?
‐ Uh, no, thank you. It's been in the sewer.
‐ What about the five second rule?
[gulps]
[splashes] ‐ It's still in its wrapper!
[whimpers]
CLOWN: Come on, what's the matter?
Are you scared?
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
‐ Wakko! A clown! Aren't you terrified of clowns?
[menacing murmuring]
‐ C‐clowns. I hate clowns.
[whimpering]
But this guy's a cutie!
His eyes are like mine!
‐ Ha ha ha! You're a funny guy, ain't ya?
CLOWN: No, I'm not!
‐ Sewer clown, huh? Typical.
So what's your story? Rent too high in the Circus district?
‐ I'm not just a sewer clown,
I'm Nickelwise, I'm a dancing clown.
‐ Di‐‐ did you hear that, guys?
He's a... a dancer!
‐ Well, that part isn't important.
YAKKO: You're a regular John Travolta.
Incredible dancer, hilarious wig, and totally insane.
‐ I'm here to eat your fear!
BOY: ♪ La la la la la ♪
♪ I like Halloween ♪
♪ La‐la‐la ♪
‐ Boo!
‐ Oh my gosh!
[slurping]
‐ And tonight, I'm starving.
‐ Really? You look bloated.
‐ Maybe you should lay off the dairy.
YAKKO: I went paleo three years ago, and it's changed my life.
[all laughing]
RALPH: Hey!
You can't be here!
It's too scary, even for me and Mr. Flashlight!
DOT: Aw, come on, Ralph.
We're just talking to our new sewer friend Nickelpie the dancing guy‐‐
♪ eerie music playing ♪
‐ Did he just turn into three balloons?
‐ Spooky!
YAKKO: Hey, Nibblewide, wait up! Let's hang out!
♪
[water running]
‐ Nickeleyes?
[gulps]
Well, this isn't a traditional dance space, but‐‐
[screaming]
‐ What do you think, Dot‐O?
Like what you see?
Cuteness fades.
Fear on the other hand‐‐
‐ No, no, no, go back!
‐ What?
‐ There you are, beautiful!
Ready to adopt some cats?
‐ Oh boy, am I?
[cats mewing] [both laughing]
[breathing heavily]
♪ eerie music playing ♪
♪
[gasps]
♪ carnival music playing ♪
[eating noisily]
NICKELWISE: Oh yeah, just eat up, little one!
Let me know when you had enough!
[evil laughter]
[squeak]
[squeaking]
Chewy enough for ya? [gasps]
No! No! What are you doing? It's plastic!
It's plastic!
[gulps]
[squeak]
[grunting, panting]
[hiccups, squeaks] [Nickelwise growling]
[laughing, squeaking]
[footsteps fading]
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
‐ Yeah, I think I could do pretty well in an office environment.
I'm a fun guy.
Hey, coffee pot, don't talk to me
until I've had my coffee, right?
Ha ha!
♪
Hey, balloon, you seem a little spacey.
What do you got, a case of the Mondays? Heh‐heh.
Guy's full of hot air, am I right?
[bubbling]
Am I right?
[bubbling]
Am I? Somebody talk to me, tell me I'm‐‐
Oh! Nickelwipe! Oh perfect!
Just when I needed someone to clown around with, ha ha ha ha!
Come on, man! Say something!
React! Can't you hear me, I‐‐
[muffled shouting]
[slurping]
WAKKO AND DOT: Yakko!
[Nickelwise yelps, groans]
‐ You guys think I'm funny, right?
‐ Of course.
You're one of my funniest brothers.
Easily top two.
‐ Same for me!
‐ Aww, thanks.
Where have you two been?
‐ Seeing my future. It was fabulous!
‐ And I ate bubble and squeak.
It was fabulous!
[whooping and hollering]
[crying]
‐ Ahh!
[screams, grunts]
[panting]
[thud]
‐ [booming voice] Need a hand?
[clears throat] [normal voice]: Sorry.
I mean, need a boost, little buddy?
[whimpering]
[whooping, laughing]
[glass shatters]
[panting]
‐ Ahh!
‐ I've seen the beyond!
♪ La la la la, I still like Halloween ♪
[splashes]
[Warners laughing]
‐ [sing‐songy] Nickelwise!
We wanna be friends with you!
[all laughing]
DOT: [sing‐songy] Come out, come out, wherever you are!
‐ J‐‐ just leave me alone! Please!
[all laughing]
‐ Knickerbutt?
Where'd he go?
‐ One second he's dancing his way into our hearts,
and the next second, he's completely disappeared.
WAKKO: Wow, he really is like John Travolta!
♪
‐ Halloween can't get us in here, Mr. Flashlight.
Huh?
[eerie moaning] [Ralph whimpering]
[screaming]
[thunder clapping]
♪ Pinky and the Brain theme song playing ♪
‐ Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?
BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world!
[thunderclap]
♪
‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
♪ One is a genius ♪
♪ The other's insane ♪
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
♪
[slam]
♪ wedding march playing ♪
[lightning cracks]
[growling]
[snarling] [thudding footsteps]
[growling]
‐ Ah, Pee‐gor! You've returned!
‐ 'Ello, Dr. Brainenstein!
‐ How was the graveyard scavenging?
[straining]
‐ Oh brilliant!
You know, you would be surprised what the dead leave lying around.
By the way, I've probably been in here a thousand times,
but I'm always amazed at how beautiful your castle is.
‐ Thank you, Pee‐gor.
I employed only the top masons,
those schooled in the latest techniques of wall‐stone craft.
Now, let's see what you've brought me!
WARNERS: Hi!
‐ Pee‐gor, you were supposed to bring back body parts for my monster!
Not layperson detritus!
[whimpers]
[thunder booms]
No matter. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
‐ I think so, Dr. Brainenstein,
but isn't "eleven" just a fancy way of saying "one‐teen"?
[thunder booms]
BRAIN: No!
These thunderous conditions are perfect.
We'll harness the storm's electric power to bring my monster to life!
[Pee‐gor grunts]
‐ Come! We've no time to lose.
‐ Aah!
[thunder booms]
‐ This aberration is designed to do my bidding,
and with it at my flank,
I shall rule the village once and for all!
[thunder booms] Now, Pee‐gor!
Throw the switch!
[grunting]
‐ Aah!
[electricity crackling] Whoa!
[evil laughter]
[screaming, grunts]
[roaring]
‐ It's alive! It's alive!
Behold, Pee‐gor!
[roaring]
Pee‐gor?
Have you seen my laboratory assistant? Pee‐gor?
Skinny, white, buck teeth?
Inexplicable cockney accent?
[grunts]
‐ Oh! Aah!
‐ Oh, there you are.
‐ All of my squishy bits feel tingle‐tangly.
[gasps]
My goodness‐‐
‐ I know, isn't she horrible?
‐ Yes... horribly beautiful!
‐ What?
‐ Hello. I'm Pee‐gor!
[unintelligible grunting]
Elephanté.
I shall call you Drusilla,
'cause it's a girl name I saw on a gravestone.
[both laugh]
PINKY: So, tell me, Drusilla,
what's a stunning creature like you doing in a place like this?
[grunting]
‐ Oh‐ho! I say, that's quite funny!
‐ Much as I am loathe to interfere in this repulsive tête‐à‐tête,
the monster and I have work to do.
Come, monster.
[growls]
[Brainenstein grunts] [crashing]
[snorts, scoffs]
This, I did not foresee.
‐ ♪ Lakes ♪
‐ ♪ Lakes are fun ♪ ‐ ♪ Lakes ♪
‐ ♪ Lakes are fun ♪ ‐ ♪ I like ♪
[insect buzzing]
‐ ♪ Lakes are fun ♪ ‐ ♪ Lakes ♪
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
♪ See my lake, it's the only one ♪
♪ Made of water rippling in the sun ♪
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
♪ For everyone ♪
♪ Lakes are fun ♪ [machinery whirring]
[fawning sigh]
‐ Pee‐gor, because you have befouled my creature
with your soft and imbecilic heart,
I have created a second monster,
into whom I will force cursed life
during tonight's electrical storm.
Then we will take over the village. [thunder booms]
Are you listening to me?
‐ Yes, I'm ready to take the next step.
‐ That's what I'm telling you. The next step will happen this evening.
‐ No, Brain, I'm going to ask Drusilla to marry me.
[moaning]
Think of it, Dr. Brainenstein! A big wedding!
With the whole village there to celebrate.
‐ Egad. Yes. A wedding.
The whole village, here in the castle,
plied with mead and romantic feelings!
Just as my new monster is born,
hungry for destruction!
‐ Oh. Hang on, my love.
[straining]
Drusilla, will you be my wife?
[squeals, giggles]
Whoops! Oh dear. Here, let me just, um‐‐
[kisses]
Ooh! Oh bother. No matter, I shall just, eh‐‐
♪ dramatic music plays ♪ [horse neighs]
‐ Now that is our biggest seller: peasant seed cake.
Very popular. It's got four kinds of seeds!
‐ [gasps] They've discovered a fourth seed?
My, my, next thing you know, they'll be sending seeds to the moon.
[crunching] Hm!
I like how gluteny it is!
Sweetheart, what do you think?
[both yelp] [Drusilla growls]
MAN: Whoa!
[roars]
[Pee‐gor laughing]
[bones crunching] ‐ Oh! Ah!
We'll take it!
[spitting]
‐ Clear this nonsense out of my lab!
The storm is nearing its apex.
‐ But, Brain, we haven't settled on the passed apps!
‐ It doesn't matter! Just do a bruschetta and maybe a stuffed mushroom!
‐ Ooh, I'm so excited.
‐ Yes, now get out of here. Go wed your horrific bride.
‐ But, Dr. Brainenstein, you're my best man.
‐ No, Pee‐gor, I must stay here to flip the switch
and bring life to my horrible creation.
Again!
[thunder booms]
‐ Right. Narf.
[growls]
♪ organ music playing ♪
♪
[fawning sigh]
‐ Unhand me! I must throw the switch!
[growls]
‐ Ah! You came!
‐ Yes. This is completely voluntary.
‐ Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
to witness the union of Pee‐gor Pinkovsky
and Drusilla Salmagundi.
‐ Hm. I didn't know you were Italian.
‐ Actually, just the spleen and feet.
‐ Pee‐gor, do you take Drusilla to be your lawfully wedded wife?
‐ I do! Narf!
‐ And Drusilla, do you take Pee‐gor to be your lawfully wedded husband?
[grunts]
Very well.
I pronounce you ma‐‐
mouse and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
[all gasp]
WOMAN: She's a monster!
‐ Get out your pitchforks!
‐ I brought my pitchspork!
‐ Oh, stop trying to make pitchsporks happen, Dave.
[all shouting]
‐ Hey, that's my wife you're talking about!
I mean, sure, she may be a monster, but she's also loving and kind.
And you'll see that, if you let her grab onto your hearts!
No, no, no, I meant meata‐forkilly!
[murmuring]
‐ Well, brings up a good point.
Can't judge a book by its cover, can you?
‐ What's a book? ‐ This.
‐ Ahh, it's evil! Kill it! Kill it!
‐ Ahh!
‐ You idiots. Don't attack the book.
Attack her. She's the menace.
‐ Menace? The only menace here is you, Dr. Brainenstein.
‐ I'm not a menace. I'm an iconoclast.
‐ You're always talking about taking over the village!
‐ Not to mention you're driving property values down!
‐ That's ridiculous!
Property value is determined by a multitude of complex factors!
What's next? Blaming me for high interest rates?
I mean, who's with me here? Anyone?
‐ Get him! [all shouting]
[thunder booms] [grunting]
PEE‐GOR: Dr. Brainenstein!
‐ We're settling this once and for all!
‐ I've got a thatched‐roof cottage I'm trying to flip!
‐ Prepare to be overtaken!
‐ Those were for the father‐daughter dance!
[electricity crackling]
Ooh!
[monster growls]
‐ [screams] Retreat!
[villagers screaming] ‐ Ha ha!
Go on, run!
You! Wow! Very impressive!
Sorry about the arm. I‐‐ I didn't have time to finish sewing it on.
But thanks. PRIEST: Can we finish this?
I have a baptism at four.
‐ Oh, my sweet Drusilla,
I'm sorry our special day was ruined, my dear.
But, oh, what a story we'll tell our children, eh?
I'm sorry, can you have children? Never mind, never mind we'll adopt.
♪ romantic music playing ♪
♪
Or get a dog! Unless of course you can lay eggs‐‐
[grunts]
‐ Ah! My eyes!
‐ Drusilla?
[grunts]
♪ rousing music playing ♪
♪
[sniffles]
‐ Eh‐‐ um‐‐ [sighs]
Eh‐‐ uh‐‐
Don't!
I'm sorry, Pee‐gor.
But it's probably for the best.
‐ Oh, thank you, Dr. Brainenstein, but‐‐ [sniffles]
she was the love of my life.
‐ No, I meant, the average lifespan of a laboratory monster
is three months at best.
Either way, it would have ended in unbearable tragedy.
Such is the nature of life, I suppose.
Suffering and then darkness.
‐ I'm sorry, but that's not very comforting, Dr. Brainenstein.
‐ You're right, Pee‐gor, I'm sorry.
Perhaps in the wake of this emotional setback,
your meager mental energy would be best diverted elsewhere.
What say we get back to it?
‐ Back to what?
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pee‐gor!
Try to take over the village.
[lightning cracks]
♪ theme music playing ♪
NARRATOR: And now, Things That Go Bump in the Night.
[chuckles]
[thud]
GLOWING EYES 1: Excuse me. Sorry. Didn't‐‐ didn't see you there.
GLOWING EYES 2: Ow! My knee!
[thud]
GLOWING EYES 3: Hey, has anyone seen my phone?
GLOWING EYES 1: Yeah, I think I'm sitting on it.
GLOWING EYES 4: Nope, that's my tail.
GLOWING EYES 3: You have a tail? I have a tail!
But mine's more of a feathery situation.
GLOWING EYES 5: Um, you know, [all yelp]
some of us don't have tails.
You don't hear us bragging about it.
GLOWING EYES 2: Oh wow, look who showed up and decided to be passive aggressive.
GLOWING EYES 1: Whoever is licking my face better stop.
GLOWING EYES 2: Whoever is licking my face better keep going!
GLOWING EYES 6: Will you all be quiet? I'm trying to nap here!
GLOWING EYES 7: [growly voice] I've been napping for eons.
But soon, my time will come.
[evil laughter]
GLOWING EYES 4: Uh... okay.
I'm gonna go. Little crowded.
GLOWING EYES 3: Wait for me! Where are the stair‐‐
[thudding, clattering]
Found 'em.
NARRATOR: This has been Things That Go Bump in the Night!
[evil chuckle]
[footsteps fading]
♪ theme music playing ♪
♪