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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Illegal in Bahrain‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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♪
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♪ tranquil music ♪
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[screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[grunt, screaming]
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[banging]
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[screaming]
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‐ Wakko! Stop screaming!
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[screaming continues]
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[clicking, screaming gets quieter]
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[inaudible]
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W‐what'd he say? Yakko,
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turn it back up.
[click]
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[beep]
‐ [speaks Spanish]
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‐ Ooh! Should we do the rest
of this episode in Spanish?
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‐ No. My accent is
moo‐wee terr‐e‐blay.
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Heh. I better change it back.
[click]
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‐ Somebody ate my donuts!
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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‐ Maple bacon.
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Tarragon fried chicken caramel.
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Goat cheese and...
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just a soupcon of mustache cream.
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Oh no.
Wakko, were these designer donuts?
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‐ Someone must've
snuck in while I was asleep
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and eaten them.
DOT: Step back, boys.
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This is an active crime scene.
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Now, to look for forensic evidence.
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Yakko, turn on the black light.
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♪ EDM music ♪
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Nothing unusual there.
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Hm...
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Okay. I've isolated particulate
matter from the crime scene.
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And judging from the crumb spatter,
I'd say these donuts were eaten
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in the last eight to twelve hours.
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WAKKO:
Wait a minute!
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Where were you guys last night?
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‐ It wasn't us.
‐ Yeah.
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We had that blind date with those bats.
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♪ baroque music ♪
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[screech]
[shatter]
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‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
My echolocation goes into panic mode
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every time something comes towards me.
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‐ No need to apologize, sir. Some bread?
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[screech]
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‐ Well,
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that's the strongest alibi
I've ever heard.
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Consider yourselves lucky.
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Because when I find
the person who did this,
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I'm gonna turn their faces into
mashed potatoes with butter and gravy.
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Oh, man. Mashed potatoes with gravy
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was one of the donut flavors.
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[crying]
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‐ Don't worry, Wakko. We'll find out
what happened to your donuts.
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‐ You will?!
‐ We have to.
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We have about eight minutes to fill.
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‐ Well, well, well.
Looks like we have a real
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who‐donut on our hands.
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♪
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[zap]
[screams]
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Worth it.
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‐ We need to make a list of suspects!
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‐ Ant!
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[sniffing]
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‐ I guess you could say we have a new
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"ten‐ant."
[click]
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[zap]
‐ Listen up, chump.
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You got a real problem. And it's me.
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‐ [gasps] Are you suggesting
I'm being defi‐ant?
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[zap]
[screams] I promise,
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no more ant‐ics.
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[zapping]
[screaming]
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‐ I think that's enough pun‐ishment.
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‐ But, but... [groans]
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♪ heavenly music ♪
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[zap]
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‐ Come on! We have to follow that ant!
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♪
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♪
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[crash]
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[crash]
[bus horn honks]
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[snoring]
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ALL: Ralph!
‐ Ah! Ow!
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What‐‐ I‐‐ [stammering]
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‐ Did you eat Wakko's donuts?!
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Huh? Did ya?!
‐ Help! No! Wah!
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‐ You lying to me?
‐ No! Uh... [clears throat]
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I am on the paleo diet!
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‐ What's that?
‐ I can only eat things
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that are shaped like dinosaurs!
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I've eaten nothing but these
vitamin gummies for weeks!
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[alarm beeping]
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[groans]
‐ He's telling the truth.
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And to save you on a DNA kit,
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it's British all the way back.
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[gulps]
‐ Well, if you didn't do it, then who did?
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‐ Uh...
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Follow the money.
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‐ Don't get smart with me!
‐ I couldn't if I wanted to!
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[crying]
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‐ Poor Ralph. He's just a patsy.
‐ That's right.
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Keyser Soze! Red pill blue pill!
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Forget it, Ralph, it's Chinatown!
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‐ What the‐‐
‐ Have a nice flight!
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[buzz]
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[gasps]
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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[yelling continues]
‐ The only person powerful enough
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to keep Ralph quiet
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is the CEO!
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‐ So, it goes all the way to the top!
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‐ Then we're heading
in the wrong direction!
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‐ No, we're not!
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♪
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‐ Look, I don't care that
your girlfriend's new nose
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fell into a subway toilet.
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We need that rewrite
by the end of the day, or‐‐
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‐ We know you ate my donuts!
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The only question is,
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how high does this thing go?
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‐ One moment, please.
[beep]
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[sputters, laughs maniacally]
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♪
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You think‐‐ [sputters]
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I would risk my chance
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to make it to the singularity
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by eating refined sugar?
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[sputters, laughs maniacally]
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[laughter continues]
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[cuts glass]
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[glass shatters]
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‐ We're not getting anywhere!
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‐ Ah... maybe we need to
go back to the beginning.
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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‐ No! Stop! Stop!
[theme stops]
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I meant the hipster neighborhood
where Wakko bought his donuts,
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you dumb whoever you are!
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MAN:
Okay, fine! And I'm not dumb.
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♪
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[bell ringing]
‐ We're here!
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[thunder cracks]
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Ah! [sniffing]
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[panting]
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DOT:
Alright, sister!
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Who runs this place? Is it a cult?
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A deep state conspiracy?
A group of rogue CIA agents
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turned renegade assassins?
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‐ Ugh! What?
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‐ Which part didn't you hear, hun?
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‐ Um, like, all of the part that you said?
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YAKKO:
You haven't noticed anyone
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strange come into the shop
lately, have you?
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‐ Uh, this place sells donuts for $6
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in an abandoned brass factory,
and we're only open on days it rains.
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So, like, everyone who
comes in here is strange.
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‐ Uh‐huh. Well, anybody come in here
trying to flip some stolen donuts?
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‐ We wouldn't buy back our own donuts.
Ew. That'd be gross.
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‐ Here's our card.
Call us if you remember anything.
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‐ While we're here, I might as well order
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two dozen sawdust donuts,
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and another dozen of glazed squid ink.
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‐ Whatever.
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♪
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‐ You can charge all of that onto this.
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[door bell ringing]
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‐ I'm only accepting this because my boss
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is my super supportive dad,
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and I wanna make him angry! For no reason.
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♪
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‐ He takes a maple bite,
he takes a squid ink bite!
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He takes a frosted bite,
he takes all his bites‐‐
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‐ Sugar crash positions!
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[both inhale]
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‐ Well, that didn't help him at all.
‐ Fine.
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You be the sugar crash marshal
from now on.
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[snoring]
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‐ It's been a long day, sis.
Maybe we should go to bed, too.
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‐ Ooh! Can we watch some TV first?
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Please?
‐ Fine.
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‐ Let's watch Animaniacs!
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[click]
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[snoring]
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‐ Can you turn on the subtitles?
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[both gasp]
[snoring continues]
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[groggy murmuring]
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[chomping]
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[both gasp]
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Plot twist! Wakko ate his own donuts!
[snoring]
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‐ Ugh. That is so...
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predictable.
‐ Predictable.
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BOTH:
That's what I was gonna say!
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It was?
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Beef Wellington.
Belgium. My favorite color is...
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lamppost!
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Whoa.
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‐ So, what should we do now?
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♪
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‐ Thanks for letting us pick the place.
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‐ No problem.
‐ More tea, anyone?
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I wanna go home.
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[thunder cracks]
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♪
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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder cracks]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain theme ♪
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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain,
yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius, the other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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♪
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♪ tense music ♪
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[squeaking]
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[squeaking]
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[click, screeching]
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[squeaks]
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♪ triumphant music ♪
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‐ And the winner is
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mouse J37.
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‐ Narf! All my money was on K52.
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[straining]
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Now, how am I going to buy you
a birthday present? Uh‐‐
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I mean, how will
Santa buy your birthday present?
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‐ I'm afraid you're a few reindeer
short of a sleigh, Pinky.
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Now, to the operating room.
[beep]
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♪
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[screech]
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[clanging]
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As you know, Pinky,
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I have been planning to run for President.
264
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,617
But the American people don't
trust politicians who fly solo.
265
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Despite my obvious brilliance,
there's one thing I've overlooked.
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My First Lady!
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♪
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00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,293
Nancy Reagan's pearls,
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Hillary Clinton's pantsuit,
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Jackie O's hat.
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‐ [gasps] Are we doing a spell?
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[gasps] Are we witches now?
‐ Be quiet, Pinky,
273
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and hand me the final ingredient.
274
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Barbara Bush's memoir,
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written from her dog's perspective.
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[electronic whirring]
277
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[bubbling, hissing]
278
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[terrified screeching]
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[electric zapping]
280
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[humming]
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[hissing]
282
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♪ foreboding music ♪
283
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♪
284
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‐ Hello, world.
285
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It's an honor to be here.
286
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BRAIN:
Wonderful.
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J37, from the moment I set eyes on you,
288
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,510
20 minutes ago,
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I wanted to edit your DNA
against your will,
290
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and ask you one question.
291
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Will you be my First Lady?
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‐ Yay!
293
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,813
♪ romantic music ♪
294
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‐ Hm.
295
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,943
Fine, but I am changing my name to Julia,
296
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,862
keeping my own bank account,
and I already told my parents
297
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,573
we'd go to their place
for Thanksgiving. [haughty chuckle]
298
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,576
‐ Hm. Perhaps a tad
too much Hillary Clinton.
299
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,412
‐ How romantic!
300
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,208
‐ Alright. Pay attention. Here is my plan.
301
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,002
‐ What's all this?
‐ Oh! Are you wedding planning?
302
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,629
Brain, I don't mean to be dramatic,
303
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,673
but if I'm not your best man,
304
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,508
it will literally kill me!
305
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,010
‐ No, and stop interrupting me!
306
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,596
‐ Oh dear. Someone's being a bridezilla.
307
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,975
‐ Are you finished?
I have scientifically analyzed
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the shortest and most
assured path to the Presidency.
309
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,522
And from there, world domination.
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The first step, running for Senate.
311
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There's a special election
this month in Iowa,
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into which I will swoop and win
as a charismatic dark horse.
313
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Now that I have Julia by my side,
314
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all I need do is show
the average Joe that I care.
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♪ patriotic music ♪
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Uh. Uh. Um... No.
317
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Ugh!
[crying]
318
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[baby gurgling happily]
319
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[shutter snap]
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That I'm just like them.
321
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,594
[whirring]
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00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,222
Ah!
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00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,725
♪ instrumental music ♪
324
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[shutter snap]
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This is it, Pinky.
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In just a few moments,
I'll be announced Senator!
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‐ Well, folks,
with all districts reporting,
328
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,487
the winner is...
329
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,698
Julia Brain.
[haughty laugh]
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‐ What?
[cheering]
331
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,242
‐ How is this possible?!
332
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,244
CROWD:
Julia! Julia!
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00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,039
‐ Julia received 97%
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00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,333
of all votes cast as a write‐in.
335
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:38,629
In second place,
another write‐in for "Updog."
336
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,255
What's Updog?
337
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,341
CROWD:
Julia! Julia!
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00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:45,260
BRAIN: I can't believe
I didn't get a single vote!
339
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,679
They wrote her in, and wrote me out!
340
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,182
‐ Well, at least you're married
to the most popular candidate
341
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,267
in America.
‐ Wait a minute.
342
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,020
Pinky, that's it!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
343
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,649
‐ I think so, Brain, but do
we really want to taste the Rockies?
344
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,651
There are so many moose up there.
345
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,529
‐ No, Pinky. Julia should be President,
346
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:06,365
while I'm the Svengali behind the scenes.
347
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,492
Like Dick Cheney, Rasputin,
348
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,994
or that Svengali chap
whose name eludes me.
349
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,663
Yes. [chuckles]
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00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,333
A fidget spinner factory
in America's heartland,
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00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,670
the perfect place to begin
your Presidential campaign.
352
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:23,257
‐ I must say, Brain, I‐I thought
you would be more upset. I...
353
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,384
I know how much you
wanted to be President.
354
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,679
‐ Not at all. As your husband,
I'm here to support you.
355
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,557
Here. I even took the liberty
of punching up your speech.
356
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,058
‐ Thank you, Brain.
357
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:37,855
‐ [sighs] I want a relationship
like you two have.
358
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:41,650
I've tried online dating,
but I keep getting cat‐fished.
359
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,903
I mean, yes, she is gorgeous, Brain,
360
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,405
but how do I know she's even real?
361
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,827
[applause, cheering]
362
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,955
‐ Thank you. Go, Tar Heels!
Or am I in Wolfpack territory?
363
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,123
[haughty laugh]
364
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,958
[applause]
365
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,002
But listen, I'm not here to butter you up
366
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,504
with local sports references.
367
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,716
I think it's about time we put a mouse
368
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,384
in the White House!
369
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,844
[applause]
370
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,096
‐ My God, I got a gift.
371
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:15,058
We're going to teach children
to build bombs that crush our enemies!
372
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,187
‐ We're going to teach children...
W‐wait, what?
373
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:22,065
‐ Their tiny hands are the perfect size
for intricate weaponry.
374
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,735
‐ Their t‐t‐tiny hands are perfect...
375
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,195
‐ Come on, come on, say it.
376
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,238
‐ Perfect...
377
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,448
♪
378
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,951
For‐‐ for‐‐ building a better tomorrow!
379
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,329
‐ No. That's not my speech!
380
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,873
‐ You know what?
I had this whole speech written,
381
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,501
but I think it's time I stopped
speaking from the brain,
382
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,920
and start speaking from the heart.
383
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,379
[gasps]
384
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,631
My name is Julia,
385
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,925
and I'm asking for your vote.
386
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,843
[cheering]
387
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:54,139
‐ Wow, Brain! It seems like
she doesn't need you at all! [guffaws]
388
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,433
‐ Looks like it's time for plan B.
389
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,728
A terrible shadow of foreboding
has fallen over the proceedings.
390
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,688
♪
391
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,689
[grunts]
392
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,735
‐ Is this Plan B?!
393
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:10,072
'Cause I love it! Whee!
394
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:13,116
‐ It's the night of the first
Presidential debate,
395
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:16,203
and it feels like all eyes are
on the race's front runner,
396
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,371
Julia Brain.
397
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,706
♪
398
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,625
‐ Ooh! Sorry it took so long.
399
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,044
The barista kept saying,
"Coffee for Pinky!"
400
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,672
And I was like, no, it's for Julia!
401
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,048
‐ Thank you, Pinky.
402
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,592
‐ Pinky, I need to have a chat with Julia.
403
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,804
Do your best impression of
Colony Collapse Disorder.
404
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,097
‐ How do I do that, Brain?
405
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,100
‐ Bee. Gone.
‐ Off I go!
406
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,979
‐ Brain, I don't like
the way you treat Pinky.
407
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,523
‐ Ha! I give Pinky's life meaning,
408
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,358
like I gave your life meaning.
409
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,193
‐ You've given me the power of speech,
410
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,362
but you'll never control me.
411
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,031
‐ Oh, on the contrary. I already do.
412
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,201
During your procedure,
I installed an obedience chip,
413
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,954
just in case my machinations went awry.
414
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,539
‐ You monster.
415
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,124
‐ Ah, ah, ah.
416
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,417
Genius.
417
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,377
‐ You... Y‐you...
418
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,211
[zap]
419
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,297
[grunting]
420
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,591
Genius.
421
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,676
‐ Why, thank you, Julia.
422
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,387
Now, go on stage and join the debate.
423
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:19,099
‐ Good evening. I'm Raquel Madcow,
live from Nashua, New Hampshire.
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00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:23,103
Please welcome
your 2020 Presidential candidates,
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00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,481
Governor Tanya Walsh
and Senator Julia Brain.
426
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,941
[zap]
Senator,
427
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,860
voters are concerned about
428
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,737
corruption in government.
429
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:34,198
How would your
administration address this?
430
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,991
[beeping]
431
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,493
[sip]
[grunts]
432
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,371
‐ I would simply allow
the most intelligent minds...
433
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,790
‐ To make all of the decisions,
like Brain.
434
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,667
[zap]
[grunting]
435
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,877
Get out of my head!
436
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,129
‐ Excuse me?
437
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,464
Senator?
[beeping]
438
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,633
‐ Um, yes. Um...
439
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,927
As President, I'll send...
JULIA: As President, I'll send
440
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:58,138
undesirables to the moon.
441
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,849
‐ Hey, lady. I'm an undesirable,
442
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,435
and there's no way I'm moving to the moon!
443
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,770
'Cause there aren't guns there!
444
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,105
‐ Who cares what you think? You...
445
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,483
Well‐informed voter whose opinions are...
446
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,609
[zap]
447
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,862
[scratchy, demonic voice]
quackier than a quack‐a‐lack.
448
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,490
‐ Things are getting out of hand.
449
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,825
Time to regain control.
[beep]
450
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,745
♪
451
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,247
[zap]
[yelp]
452
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:24,748
[shrieking]
453
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,961
[panting]
454
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,713
‐ All this time,
I've been manipulated by a tyrant!
455
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,714
[zap]
456
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,260
But, isn't the real tyrant
high fructose corn syrup?
457
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,720
That's why my platform is...
458
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,348
[demonic voice]
Eat the children!
459
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,768
[crowd gasps]
[screaming]
460
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:48,105
[panting]
461
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,606
[grunts]
462
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,567
♪
463
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,777
‐ Woo‐hoo!
464
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,113
Big finish! Yay!
465
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,074
‐ Uh...
466
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,492
Governor, your response?
467
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,578
‐ Uh...
468
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:03,954
Free hats for everyone!
469
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,874
[cheering]
470
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,585
♪ triumphant music ♪
471
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,049
‐ That does it. I'm changing my vote!
472
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,927
♪
473
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,096
MADCOW:
I'm live from the inauguration,
474
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,348
where Governor Walsh's
supporters have all come to see her
475
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,684
be sworn in as President.
476
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,060
Just like a man.
477
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,855
However, with all of DC
in attendance,
478
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,357
there is one notable exception.
479
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,610
Walsh's opponent, Julia Brain,
480
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:37,404
who has not been seen since the debates.
481
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,947
[TV shuts off]
BRAIN: I can't watch anymore.
482
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,326
This whole experience has taught me
that if you want something done right,
483
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:44,369
you must do it yourself.
484
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,996
Go and make me a coffee, Pinky.
485
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,581
‐ Righto, Brain.
486
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,213
Say, do you know what happened to Julia?
487
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,340
♪
488
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,009
‐ I imagine when her mind
control unit caught fire,
489
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,803
it took half of her
cerebral cortex with it,
490
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,598
leaving her no more
intelligent than a field mouse.
491
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:10,062
How unfortunate. Together,
we really could've been something.
492
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,063
[sniffing]
493
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,607
♪
494
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,817
[beep, whirring]
495
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:20,948
[electronics clicking]
496
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,995
Come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
497
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,122
‐ Why, Brian, what are
we gonna do tomorrow night?
498
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,333
BRAIN:
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
499
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,294
‐ Try to take over the world.
[zap]
500
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,921
♪
501
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,095
♪
502
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:46,890
‐ ♪ Planet‐eating war lords ♪
503
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,686
♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪
504
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:54,147
♪ Conquest of Earth led by ♪
505
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,359
♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪
506
00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,112
♪ When he finds a planet ♪
507
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,738
♪ Where beings are rife ♪
508
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,657
♪ We descend and consume ♪
509
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:05,367
♪ All the sentient life ♪
510
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,786
♪ When he sends the signal ♪
511
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,705
♪ We start the invading ♪
512
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:11,623
♪ Until then, we're waiting ♪
513
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,626
♪ We're waiting, we're waiting! ♪
514
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,628
♪
515
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,842
♪ tranquil music ♪
516
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,512
[groaning]
517
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,265
[yawns]
518
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,641
‐ Good morning.
[growl]
519
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,560
At fun spa,
520
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,228
I went to the prize area,
521
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:36,815
and then I got
a pink dinosaur egg.
522
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,359
[chuckling]
And when I opened it, there was a blue,
523
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,696
one‐horned triceratops.
524
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,742
[grunts]
You wanna see outside?
525
00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:48,327
‐ [gasps] Mm‐hmm!
526
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,495
‐ ♪ Smell the fresh, fresh air ♪
527
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,456
[grunts]
♪ The trees outside ♪
528
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:55,125
♪ There's grass outside ♪
[struggling]
529
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,877
♪ And also ♪
[pained grunt]
530
00:22:56,877 --> 00:23:00,214
♪ If you are lucky,
and your parents could afford it ♪
531
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,591
♪ A sand box ♪
532
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,510
You go in your house.
533
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,220
Every tiger...
[grumbling]
534
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,804
has black stripes.
[realizing grunt]
535
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,600
They don't have pink.
They don't have blue.
536
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,311
Only black! Some tigers are...
537
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,813
♪
538
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,023
white!
[chuckling]
539
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,983
Some tigers are...
[grunts]
540
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,986
♪
541
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,531
[panting]
[indistinct chattering]
542
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:26,532
[grunts]
543
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,242
[grunting]
544
00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,744
[panting]
545
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,997
[Cindy babbles indistinctly]
[grunting]
546
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,582
Here's your favorite dress.
547
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,125
[grumbling]
548
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,211
Get in there, please.
549
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,213
[groans]
I hope you feel pretty.
550
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,508
Do you want a cookie?
[grunts]
551
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,218
♪ Cookies are sweet ♪
[grunting]
552
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:49,054
♪ Cookies are so sugary ♪
[grumbles]
553
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,349
I want to tell you something.
554
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,892
♪
555
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,436
I love you.
[groans]
556
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,647
I had a dinosaur dream.
557
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,774
I was a dinosaur egg...
558
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,776
♪
559
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,321
[indistinct chatter]
[screaming]
560
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:07,823
[screaming, grunts]
561
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,992
[beeping]
562
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:11,159
[squawk]
[grunts]
563
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,370
[growling]
[screech]
564
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:15,330
[straining, grunts]
565
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:16,999
♪
566
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,001
[groaning]
567
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,508
[grumbles]
568
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:27,926
[groans]
569
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,053
‐ Ew... Ew...
570
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:33,432
[gasping]
571
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,852
Ah! [strains]
[screech]
572
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,645
[Starbox yelling]
573
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,649
Ah!
574
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,985
[crunch]
[yelling]
575
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,987
[gasping, sighs]
576
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,031
[sighs]
577
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,783
♪
578
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,786
[groaning]
‐ And then it ran away from the T‐Rex,
579
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:57,539
and it stopped, and then it waddled,
[groaning]
580
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,917
and rocked me...
581
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,668
And then...
582
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,670
ALIEN CHORUS:
♪ We're waiting, we're waiting ♪
583
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,589
♪ We're waiting! ♪
584
00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,765
♪ theme music ♪