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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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DOT:
♪ Forbidden domain‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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‐ So, it's agreed.
In today's episode of Animaniacs,
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the Warners will torment a...
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narcoleptic...
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‐ Dairy cow who's also a...
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‐ Vampire?
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[both sigh]
‐ Hey, this is...
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[sighs] Who am I kidding?
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Face it, guys. We're out of ideas.
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‐ It does feel like we've been doing a lot
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of the heavy lifting in this reboot.
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‐ Yeah. Didn't this show used
to have more characters?
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[wind blowing]
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YAKKO:
You know, you're right.
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Whatever happened to Rita and Runt,
Minerva Mink,
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the Hip Hippos, Steven Seagull,
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Chicken Boo, Buttons, Walter Wolf...
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OMINOUS VOICE: The Godpigeon,
[thunder rumbles]
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Stinkbomb D. Basset,
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and Beanie the Brain‐Dead Bison.
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[evil laugh]
[thunder cracks]
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Just three cartoons remain,
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and my Animaniacs collection
will be complete.
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
[fly buzzing]
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Good night, everybody...
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[cart humming]
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‐ And if you look to your left,
you'll see the sound stage
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where they filmed Batman!
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PASSENGERS: Ooh!
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‐ Versus Superman!
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PASSENGERS: Aw...
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[sniffing]
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‐ Baloney.
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[cocking rifle]
[chuckles] They're close.
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‐ How about a narcissistic...
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big game hunter...
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with unusually small feet!
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‐ Well, that's convenient!
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[thud]
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DOT:
Ooh! Look at his tiny tootsies!
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Lemme get that for you, baby. [kiss]
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‐ I'm not a baby! Ah.
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You're the Warners, aren't you?
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Huh?
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‐ Pleased to meet you, Freak Foot.
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[kissing]
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‐ Wedding ring?
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You must... have a great personality.
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‐ Or he's rich.
‐ Maybe it's a green card marriage.
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‐ [clears throat] La Señora Grubb
loves me very much, thank you.
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[clears throat] Now,
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I am Dr. Walter Grubb,
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famous hunter of exotic cartoons,
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and I'm here to complete my collection
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with three new trophies.
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[evil laugh]
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‐ I've always wanted to try taxidermy!
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[woozy groaning, grunt]
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GRUBB: Oh yes!
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But, no. No, no, no.
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There's no sport in that. You see,
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you must run and hide.
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And then, when you least suspect it,
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you'll fall victim to one of my traps.
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‐ You're the boss, Weeny Walkers!
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‐ That's Dr. Weeny Walkers!
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‐ Yeah, that's with two W's, right?
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[grunting, straining]
[laughing]
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[growling]
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[Warners laughing]
[Grubb chuckling]
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[evil chuckling]
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[inhales deeply]
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[poking]
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‐ [groggy]:
Is anyone else feeling sleepy?
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‐ Well [yawns], time to hit the hay.
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‐ Good night, big brother.
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Good night, baby sister.
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Good night, Mr. Hunty Man
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sneaking up on us with a net.
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‐ Ehm?
Good night.
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‐ Mr. Hunty Man,
could you read us a bedtime story?
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‐ I don't really think‐‐
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‐ We can never fall asleep
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without a good bedtime story.
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‐ [sighs] I see.
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Very well.
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[clears throat] "Once upon a time,
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"there were three little Warners,
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and a poor man's Elmer Fudd."
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Did this book just insult me!?
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‐ It's our favorite story!
‐ Yeah, Mister.
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Don't stop now! Get to the good part.
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‐ "So, the hunter stared angrily
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"at the sweet children,
harboring resentful thoughts.
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"And the hunter never realized
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"that the whole thing was a trick to get
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him to fall asleep."
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Oh, for Heaven's... sake.
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[sighs, snores]
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[rooster crowing]
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[grumbling]
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[horn beeping]
Ah!
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‐ And, if you like to
the right of the bus...
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[necks creaking]
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you'll see the fountain where
they filmed the opening to Friends!
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And what appears to be a man
with unusually small feet!
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‐ Achtung! Baby foot!
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PASSENGERS: Ooh!
[shutters snapping]
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[flash]
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[water sloshing]
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GRUBB: Screwy Warners!
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[chuckles] There!
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A good old‐fashioned snare trap.
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[laughing]
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‐ That's not the least bit suspicious.
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GRUBB: [giggling] Oh dear.
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Hm... [grunts]
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[grunts, chuckles]
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[gulp]
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Hm... Whoa!
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[grumbles]
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[belches]
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[growls] Oh!
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How is this possible!?
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[groans, sighs]
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Whoa!
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[knocking]
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‐ Hamster Hoppers!
To what do we owe the pleasure?
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‐ Here to try and catch us again?
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‐ Not at all, my fine animated friends.
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I'm not going to hunt you anymore.
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‐ Well, how come, Shrimp Slippers?
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Aw... Is it 'cause you're real bad at it?
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‐ [laughs] Oh, very good!
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No! Not because I'm bad at it.
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No, it's because I've decided
to retire from hunting, you see.
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‐ It's because he's bad at it.
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‐ No! It's‐‐ [clears throat]
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[laughing] No.
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It's because I want to preserve
cartoons like yourselves
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for future generations.
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I've got a new mantra, you see.
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"Take only photographs,
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leave only footprints."
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‐ Baby‐sized footprints.
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‐ Not baby‐sized footprints!
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Regular‐sized footprints, regular!
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[sighs]
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But before I go,
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might I be able to take
a photograph of you...
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wonderful little creatures?
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‐ I don't see why not, Baby Boots.
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‐ Sure, Cinderella Sneakers.
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‐ Let's do it, Mini Moccasins!
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‐ You're too kind... [grunts]
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That's it. Don't...
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move...
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a muscle.
[click]
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[Warners screaming]
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[tires screech]
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[banging, grunting]
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[thunder cracks]
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[slam]
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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[thunder rumbling]
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Ah. As you can see,
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you three will make a fine
addition to my collection.
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‐ Oh! So, that's why
the Goodfeathers never responded
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to my LinkedIn requests.
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‐ But oh, it gets better.
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This will be your new home until I...
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mount you on the wall!
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♪
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‐ Hey! I wanna talk to my lawyer.
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‐ I don't think so.
‐ Hello?
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Hello, Mr. Lawyer Man?
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‐ Just what do you think you're doing?
[phone ringing]
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I'll get it! Yello'?
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Law offices of Lobster and Lobster,
Yakko speaking.
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‐ I'm in jail!
‐ Really? I'm in jail!
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Let me dial in my associate.
‐ Stop all this nonsense!
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[phone ringing]
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Ouch!
‐ Sh! Quiet!
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Law offices of Lobster and Lobster,
Dot speaking.
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BOTH: We're in jail!
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‐ Same! Maybe this is why
we haven't made partner.
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‐ Enough chatter!
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All I need is a Yakko...
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a Wakko...
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and a Dot.
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♪
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‐ Hold the phone.
Are you sure you've caught everyone?
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‐ Rather.
‐ What about Slappy Squirrel?
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‐ Of course.
And her buck‐toothed nephew, too.
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‐ Well,
what about Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck,
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who debuted in episode 42,
and then later returned as the star of
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"My Father, the Tuna" in episode 74.
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GRUBB: Yes.
I made him into this coat. Quite cozy.
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‐ Oh, well. [nervous laugh]
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When you're beat, you're beat,
right? Come on, sibs.
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[grunt, crash]
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[creak]
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♪ triumphant music playing ♪
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[laughing, grunts]
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DOT:
Hey, wait a minute!
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‐ Hm?
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‐ What about... Boo?
‐ Boo who?
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‐ Aw, don't cry, Mr. Man!
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‐ I'm not crying, and I have no
idea what you're talking about.
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‐ Come on! Chicken Boo!
The big old chicken?
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‐ He wears a disguise to
look like human guys?
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‐ I can see why you haven't heard of him.
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He was the least popular
character on the whole show.
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‐ Ehm, well,
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I'm sure he wasn't the least‐‐
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‐ Bottom of every fan list!
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‐ Even Beethoven had his critics.
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‐ Beethoven was a man!
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‐ Well, they say one man's man
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is another man's chicken.
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Ha.
‐ That's. Not. A quote!
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You want a quote?
Here's one from the contract
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for the Animaniacs reboot.
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"Chicken Boo shall never,
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"under any circumstances,
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appear in the Animaniacs reboot."
[whimpering]
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‐ It's not fair!
If I'm not allowed to be in the reboot,
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nobo‐‐ Uh...
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Nob‐‐ [clucks]
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Nobody is!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[gasping]
260
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[screeches]
261
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:31,692
[gasping]
262
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,777
[cluck]
263
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,945
[crowing]
264
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,364
[cawing]
265
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,366
[clucking]
[screaming]
266
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,326
[rooster crowing]
267
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,786
BOTH: I knew it!
268
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,497
‐ So, you hunted down every character
269
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,332
from the original cast of Animaniacs,
270
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,460
one by one, just because
you were left out of the reboot?
271
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,795
[cluck]
272
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,839
‐ And you were gonna do the same to us?
273
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,175
The charming faces of the franchise?
274
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,676
[cluck]
WAKKO: And you guys knew
275
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,386
it was Chicken Boo all along?
276
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,431
[both caw]
‐ Hey! He's getting away!
277
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,141
[cluck]
278
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,852
‐ Let him go, baby bro.
279
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,396
I think I know how this
one is gonna play out.
280
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,689
♪ Chicken Boo theme playing ♪
281
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,650
‐ ♪ Chicken Boo,
what's the matter with you? ♪
282
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,943
♪ You don't act‐‐ ♪
283
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,280
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
284
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,077
[growls]
285
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,412
[cluck]
286
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,623
♪ You're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo ♪
287
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,625
[clucking, squawking]
288
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,626
♪
289
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,340
[thunder cracks]
290
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,592
♪ Pinky and the Brain theme playing ♪
291
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,345
‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
292
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,932
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
293
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,435
Try to take over the world!
[thunder cracks]
294
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,562
♪
295
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,523
‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
296
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,691
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
297
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,527
♪ One is a genius ♪
298
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,445
♪ The other's insane ♪
299
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,489
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
300
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,491
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
301
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:05,160
♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
302
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,162
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
303
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,290
[slam]
304
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:16,046
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
305
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,759
♪ action music playing ♪
306
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,845
[engine roaring]
307
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,721
[cars honking]
308
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,224
‐ This is it, Pinky!
I've finally devised a plan
309
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,393
for world domination so foolproof,
310
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,354
every yakuza and their mother is
trying to get their hands on it.
311
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,814
[smash]
[grunts]
312
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,859
[smash]
313
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,569
[grunting]
314
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,071
[speaking Japanese]
315
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,907
[speaking Japanese]
316
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,161
‐ Pinky, listen carefully! Here's my plan!
317
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,080
[muffled speech]
‐ Uh huh...
318
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,291
[muffled speech continues]
Yeah. Uh huh.
319
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,126
[muffled speech]
Got it!
320
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,170
‐ Pinky, did you listen to my plan,
321
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,005
[beeping]
or are you too busy playing that
322
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,549
[video game noises]
Italian Brothers Mustache game?
323
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,135
‐ Watch out for that banana peel!
324
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,595
[beeping]
325
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,972
‐ Pinky, stop talking
about that game and‐‐
326
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,516
[splat]
327
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,644
[screaming]
[tires screech
328
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,854
[engine roaring]
329
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,023
[smash]
330
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,608
♪
331
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,151
[explosion]
332
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:24,031
[ears ringing]
‐ Pinky?
333
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,159
Is that you?
334
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,412
‐ Is it?
‐ Oh, Pinky, it is.
335
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,705
How long was I out?
336
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,498
‐ Five years, give or take.
337
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,292
‐ Five years!?
338
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,878
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
339
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,297
This says it's only been two days.
340
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,174
‐ I did say give or take.
341
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,592
[grunts]
‐ Come, Pinky.
342
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,093
We have no time to lose.
343
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,304
We are woefully behind in our plan!
344
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,473
The first step of which is to, uh...
345
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,684
‐ [nasally]:
L‐l‐let go of my nose?
346
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,604
‐ No. Uh, maybe it's... Oh dear.
347
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,440
I seem to have short term
retrograde amnesia.
348
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,108
I don't remember the plan at all!
349
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,735
‐ Oh, I do!
‐ You do!?
350
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,278
‐ We were going to put together a list
351
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,864
of all the children in the world.
‐ Yes? Yes?
352
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,659
‐ Then, in the middle of the night,
under the cover of darkness...
353
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,577
‐ Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm?
‐ We're going to sneak into
354
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,413
all their houses... and...
‐ Go on!
355
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,917
‐ leave presents under their trees.
356
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,710
[evil laughter]
357
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,921
‐ Pinky, that's Christmas!
358
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,756
‐ [sighs] I'm sorry, Brain.
359
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,466
I know you told me the plan
over the phone,
360
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,385
but I wasn't paying attention. I mean,
361
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,387
who calls people anymore?
362
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,098
‐ Calls people? That's it, Pinky!
363
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,016
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
364
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,185
‐ Sure, Brain,
but what if our dance routine
365
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,104
was stolen by our crosstown rivals?
366
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,523
Then, we have to go
first at the dance‐off.
367
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,525
‐ No, Pinky, don't you see?
368
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,528
If I told you about
my plan over the phone,
369
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,947
that means it was recorded by the NSA!
370
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,490
‐ Right, right. Oh, NSA.
371
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,950
How do you spell that, Brain?
372
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,369
‐ It's the National Security Agency.
373
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,496
‐ Oh dear, that's a mouthful,
isn't it? [chuckle]
374
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,457
Oh, I have an idea! I shall write
NSA for short.
375
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,625
‐ They secretly record
376
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,211
everybody's phone calls,
texts, and emails.
377
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,797
I just need to find a way
to break into their headquarters
378
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,965
and retrieve the recording
379
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,550
of my brilliant plan!
380
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,594
They are in Fort Meade, Maryland.
381
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,763
And I know just the person
who can help us.
382
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,765
‐ Santa...
383
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,018
[creaking]
384
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,062
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
385
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,148
[tire screech]
386
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,695
[many locks opening]
387
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,322
[jump, tumble]
388
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,367
‐ Oh sweet! My macramé plant hangers.
389
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,162
[many locks closing]
390
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,417
‐ Zort!
‐ Ah! Who are you?
391
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,294
♪
392
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,213
‐ I am called the Brain.
393
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,006
This is my associate, Pinky.
394
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,008
And you are the great Edward Snowden,
395
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,595
former government contractor who exposed
the NSA's extensive wiretapping program,
396
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,096
and who fled the country, correct?
397
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,098
‐ Maybe. What is your game?
398
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,808
Are you spies? Journalists?
399
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,019
Super‐fans of my indoor gardening blog?
400
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,729
It is never the third one.
401
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,315
‐ Actually, I am
a genetically engineered lab mouse
402
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,235
who needs your intimate
knowledge of national security procedure
403
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,111
to break into NSA headquarters.
404
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,615
‐ Oh, and we just love
your cactuseses, too.
405
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,243
‐ Thank you.
Gardening is a passion of mine.
406
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,870
You always know where
you stand with plants.
407
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,789
Isn't that right, Roberta?
408
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,624
[creaking]
409
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,335
Okay. See,
now I know to give her some space.
410
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,337
‐ Look, Mr. Snowden. I, too,
411
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,923
am a seeker of truth.
Perhaps we can arrange some‐‐
412
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,634
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look,
I'll tell you everything.
413
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,679
It's sort of my thing. But,
I need something in return.
414
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,557
If you're breaking into the NSA,
I need you to bust out...
415
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,017
Jenny.
‐ I see.
416
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,937
Jenny is a secret accomplice,
or perhaps the codename
417
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,524
of an advanced algorithm?
‐ Oh, she's beautiful.
418
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:48,485
I can see where she gets her good looks.
‐ Ah.
419
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,904
Jenny is a houseplant. Of course.
420
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,407
Why was I expecting
something not ridiculous?
421
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,326
‐ Jenny's the only plant
I've raised from a seed.
422
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,288
I wanted to take her with me,
but she's still in my old office.
423
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,540
Promise you'll bring her back.
[whimpering, blows nose]
424
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,250
‐ I'll do whatever you say
425
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,793
to make this interaction end.
426
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,795
‐ Oh, thank you! Now, to get in,
427
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,423
you'll need this forged
ID card, and then you...
428
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,050
[indistinct whispering]
429
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,053
♪
430
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,057
[van rumbling]
431
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,269
‐ Hello!
432
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,604
Uh...
433
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,272
‐ Remember what Snowden said.
434
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,941
‐ Oh, right. [indistinct whispering]
435
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,443
‐ Uh...
436
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,904
Okay, you can head on in.
437
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,656
PINKY: Thanks! Love you!
‐ Love you, too.
438
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,327
‐ Quickly. We must reach the service
entrance before he gets suspicious.
439
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,038
‐ Wait a minute. I don't love him.
440
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,207
This is Checkpoint Charlie.
We have a problem.
441
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,921
‐ Ah!
442
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,006
[yelling, grunting]
443
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,175
Oh! Oh!
444
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,096
Behold, Pinky!
[beeping]
445
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,183
Every single communication
Americans have made,
446
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,268
including my phone call to you,
447
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,687
funneled, collected, and analyzed,
448
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,356
on these supercomputers.
449
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,776
‐ But, Brain, I already collect
and analyze our conversations.
450
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,987
Ahem. June 33rd,
451
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,781
you asked if I was panthering
452
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:17,950
what you were panthering, and I was not.
453
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,409
[sighs]
[typing, beeping]
454
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,454
‐ Now, to reconfigure this laptop
to interface with the database.
455
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,333
[typing]
456
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,253
[beeping]
457
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,713
Got it! Ooh!
[alarm blaring]
458
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,799
Let's go! [grunts]
459
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,177
‐ Um, Brain? Brain?
460
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,264
Hey, Brain? Brain? Brain, Brain?
Brain? Brain!
461
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,265
Brain! Stop!
462
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,351
[grunts]
‐ Pinky, what are you doing!?
463
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,270
We must make our escape!
464
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,981
‐ But, we can't leave yet,
Brain! We haven't found Jenny!
465
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,066
There's no time, Pinky!
466
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,653
Besides, Snowden is clearly
one CPU short of a motherboard.
467
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,739
‐ But, you promised, Brain!
And a promise is a promise
468
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,241
is a promise is a promise
469
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,201
is a promise is a promise
is a promise is a‐‐
470
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,496
‐ Fine. As long as you
promise to stop talking.
471
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,623
[backing up beep]
‐ [laugh] Narf.
472
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,293
[both straining]
473
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,503
‐ Curse you, you glorified shrub!
474
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,423
‐ Hey!
475
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,637
‐ He's gaining on us, Brain!
476
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,849
‐ Perhaps the NSA database
can be of some use in our escape!
477
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,311
He's got claustrophobia.
478
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,062
This way.
479
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,690
[tire screech]
480
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,859
‐ Ha! Huh?
481
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:36,153
♪ dramatic music sting ♪
482
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,823
[screams, whimpering]
483
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:40,824
[ding]
484
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,703
[whimpering]
485
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,704
Oh no.
486
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,457
PINKY:
Narf! [laughs]
487
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,417
Woohoo!
488
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,835
‐ Drive, Pinky!
489
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,964
[smash, tire screech]
490
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,217
[rumbling]
491
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,182
[rattling]
492
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,352
‐ You have what you promised?
493
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,605
[rattling]
494
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,106
[gasp] Jenny!
495
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,026
Ooh! Goodness, you've gotten so big!
496
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,569
[kissing]
497
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,197
Ooh! I promise I'll never leave again.
498
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,366
‐ [sniffles] Oh, Brain.
499
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,992
Isn't it touching?
500
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:27,246
‐ Yes.
There certainly is a lot of touching.
501
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,998
Well, Snowden,
I suppose we'll be on our way now.
502
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,834
‐ My sweet Jenny.
503
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,335
Who rescued who?
504
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,128
‐ You rescued her.
505
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,713
‐ Oh, right. [laughs]
506
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,716
Well, that solves that then. Narf!
[Brain sighs]
507
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,011
[tire screech]
508
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,848
‐ Finally, we can hear my brilliant plan.
[beep]
509
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,517
BRAIN [on recording]:
Pinky! Listen to me very closely!
510
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,853
I have discovered a neurotoxin
511
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,688
that makes humans constantly feel
512
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,356
like they're about to sneeze!
513
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,276
But, the only source is a rare exotic fern
514
00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:00,195
that used to belong to Edward Snowden!
515
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,615
We must break into the NSA
and steal that plant!
516
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:07,160
‐ We already did that! Hooray!
517
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,121
‐ Stop. This. Car!
518
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,289
[tire screech]
519
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,169
[blast, whipping, clang]
520
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,545
[zip]
521
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,548
♪ triumphant music playing ♪
522
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:20,841
[kiss]
523
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,760
‐ Not to worry, Brain!
524
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,387
We can still follow them!
525
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,015
[blast, whipping, ricocheting, clang]
526
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,391
Got 'em!
527
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,310
[screaming]
528
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:37,065
Oh, Brain! I just saw my whole life
flash before my eyes! [panting]
529
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,568
There‐‐ there was a part where
we were in the car together!
530
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,987
And then‐‐ zhoop! I flew out of the car!
531
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,198
And then we were back
in the car together again.
532
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:48,952
Oh, it has been a good life,
my friend. [sniffs] Narf.
533
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,538
‐ It's alright, Pinky.
534
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,499
Come. We must go back to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
535
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,919
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
536
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,463
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
537
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,715
Try to take over the world.
538
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:05,010
But first,
you need to learn how to drive!
539
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,011
[smash]
540
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,557
‐ Don't worry, Brain. That
Italian mustache brother will save us.
541
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:18,232
[tape hissing]
542
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:21,235
[no audio]
543
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:15,247
[tape fast forwarding]
544
00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,250
[tape hissing, no audio]
545
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,026
[tape fast forwarding]
546
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,029
[tape hissing, no audio]
547
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:35,702
[audio scrambling]
548
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,792
♪