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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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♪ Never man‐splain‐y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ baroque music ♪
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YAKKO:
Finally! Our Giuseppe Arcimboldo
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tribute sculpture is complete!
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‐ And it only took us three months!
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‐ Who's Giuseppe Arcimboldo again?
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‐ I'm glad you asked, Wakko!
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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♪ In 16th‐century Italy‐‐ ♪
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[doorbell]
[music ends]
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Ah, guess the song will have to wait.
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[creepy laugh]
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Ah!
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‐ Howdy! I'm Dwayne LaPistol,
your new neighbor!
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[horn blaring]
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♪
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Just came by to introduce myself
and show you my buns.
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[squeaking]
‐ Good night, everybody!
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‐ Not those buns!
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These buns.
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[squeak]
DOT/WAKKO: Aw!
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‐ I got big ones, small ones,
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even ones that come
with their own bun‐stocks!
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Don't you just wanna clutch 'em tight
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and never let 'em go?
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DOT/WAKKO:
Oh, can we keep them? Can we? Can we?
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‐ People need buns in
these uncertain times.
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Better to have one and not need it
than need one and not have it.
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‐ Alright. Whatever you say, Dwayne.
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You're weird. Bye!
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[laughing]
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♪
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‐ Aw...
[laugh]
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[sinister laugh]
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♪
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[sniffing, maniacal laugh]
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[laughing]
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[gasp]
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[primal scream]
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♪ peaceful music ♪
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[cawing, gasp]
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[cawing]
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[yawn]
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[crash]
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[chirping]
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‐ [yawn] This toothpaste tastes strange.
Has a real kick to it.
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‐ There's a bunny on your head,
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and in your spoon,
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and in your mouth. And on my feet.
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[screaming]
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ALL:
They're multiplying!
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[bunnies chirping]
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‐ Now, the children will never
hear my educational song
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about Italian Mannerist portrait artists!
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That's it! These adorable little monsters
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have got to go!
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♪
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[growling]
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[grunt]
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‐ Howdy again, neighbors!
Here for more buns?
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‐ No. We wanna give these back.
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‐ Are you crazy?
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[belch]
‐ But we have too many!
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‐ No such thing.
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On this great WB lot of ours,
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we're free to have all the buns we want.
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Your problem is you
don't have enough buns.
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Studies show that owners of multiple buns
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feel safer from the threat of...
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other owners of multiple buns.
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♪
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‐ Oh, now you're just fear‐mongering.
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‐ That's the... one, two, three...
fourth worst monger,
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right after war, rumor, and fish.
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‐ There has to be some
kind of limit, doesn't there?
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‐ Nope!
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Glad we had this exchange of ideas.
Now run along,
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or I'll have to get out the big buns.
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[playing sprightly tune]
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[heavy thudding]
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‐ Don't touch me, you jacked juice bunny!
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‐ Those are big words
for such a little lady!
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Why don't you take these
three back to their mommy?
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[crack, smash]
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ALL:
Hi.
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‐ Call me!
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‐ I don't know if you've noticed,
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but we have a serious bunny infestation.
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[chirping]
[glove rips]
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‐ Ooh. Infestation is what I call
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a "truth word."
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I prefer in‐fun‐station!
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[chirping]
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I'm not going to tell anyone
that they can or can't have one.
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It's in the constitution.
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Wait, is it in the constitution?
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Look, my decision is final.
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If you've got a problem with it,
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fill out a comment card on the 19th floor.
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‐ But, there is no 19th floor!
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‐ Well, great! Now, you have two things
to put on your comment card.
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[toilet flush]
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[elevator beeping]
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[metallic creaking]
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[creaking, straining]
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‐ Oh no! The water tower!
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‐ She's gonna blow!
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[pop]
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♪
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[screaming]
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[crowd screaming, gurgling]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[grunt]
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[laughing]
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[gasping]
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[belch]
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‐ That's it! Fellas,
you know what this means.
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It's time to go to war!
‐ War!
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‐ Lunch!
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Oops, sorry. War. It's time to go to war.
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‐ Let's do this.
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♪
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‐ Yakko Warner! Yak attack!
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‐ Dot Warner!
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And don't call me Dottie!
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‐ Wakko Warner!
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I've got an appetite for destruction!
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[explosion]
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♪ epic guitar music ♪
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[maniacal laughter]
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[laughing]
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[blast, zooming]
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[energy humming]
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[explosions]
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[zooming]
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[crack, shatter]
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WAKKO:
Ah!
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[grunt]
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[whirring, blasting]
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[gasp]
[yell]
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[explosion]
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♪
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[both straining]
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[screaming]
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[gasp]
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[zapping]
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[grunt]
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‐ Uh oh.
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[explosion]
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♪
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[gasping]
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[laughing]
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‐ Wakko! Help us!
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‐ Do something fast!
We're being pulled down under!
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‐ That's it! Down under!
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[belch]
[dialing, ringing]
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Hello, Australia?
You folks know how to solve
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the issue of bun violence, don't you?
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[didgeridoo sounds]
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
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Sure, I'll take one of those, please.
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[gulp]
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[plane flying overhead]
‐ Da plane! Da plane!
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‐ Huh?
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♪
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DINGOES:
G'day! G'day! G'day!
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How you going? How you going?
How you going? How you going?
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‐ Oh no! Dingoes!
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[gasp]
[growling]
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Please don't eat my babies!
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[roars]
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DINGOES: Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
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Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
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‐ Wow. For a second there,
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I thought they were just
gonna eat all the buns.
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‐ Nope. The only thing
biting here is the satire.
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‐ You can't do this to me!
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I'm a responsible bun owner!
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I'm proving to the world
we all have a right
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to bear buns!
[squeaking]
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‐ Not here. This is a kid's show.
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[tires screech]
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‐ After this, I'm not doing any
more thinly veiled allegories.
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‐ Oh, I get it!
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This entire sketch is
a metaphor for shoes!
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‐ Yeah, Wakko.
Because America has too much
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high capacity shoe violence.
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‐ What is it then? Banks? Motorcycles?
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Varieties of salad dressing? What!?
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DOT: We'll tell you
when you're a little older.
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[thunder]
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♪
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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder clapping]
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♪
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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain,
yes Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius, the other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice,
their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[zapping, fizzling]
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♪
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‐ Say, Brain?
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Brain?
[fizzling]
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[sing song] Brain!
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[fizzling]
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain... ♪
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[fizzling]
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‐ Did you want something, Pinky?
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‐ Hm...
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Oh yeah! Now, I remember.
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Okay. If I ate myself,
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would I become twice as big,
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or would I completely disappear?
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‐ Life has been unkind to you, my friend.
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♪
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[welding]
‐ What's that you're working on, Brain?
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BRAIN: Without a doubt, Pinky,
my most ingenious invention to date!
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‐ A razor cartridge
with six blades? Brilliant!
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Fewer strokes really
does mean less irritation!
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‐ I assume the irony of you
being concerned about irritants
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is completely lost in
this little exchange.
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I thought as much. No, Pinky.
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You see, for years I have toiled alone
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in my efforts to take over the world.
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Having established
that biological companionship
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was hopelessly inadequate to my needs...
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I turned my mind to the artificial.
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Behold!
[gasp]
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♪
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‐ What is it?
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‐ I give you...
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[zapping]
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[whirring, beeping]
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Binary Rodent
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with Artificially Intelligent
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Nanotechnology!
268
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Or B. R. A. I. N. for short.
269
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Say hello to Pinky, B. R. A. I. N.
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[whirring]
[yelp]
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[beeping]
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‐ [robotic Brain‐like voice] Hello, Pinky.
It is a pleasure to meet you.
273
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,352
‐ That is the fanciest microwave
I've ever seen, Brain.
274
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‐ He's not a microwave, you imbecile!
275
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B.R.A.I.N. represents rodent‐kind's
crowning achievement
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in whole brain emulation!
‐ Well,
277
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he's a microwave, too, though. Look!
278
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‐ Defrost, popcorn,
279
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or enslave all humanity.
BRAIN: Stop that!
280
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I may have had to recycle some parts,
but I assure you
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by programming my own
intellect into this machine,
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I have created nothing less
283
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than my artificial equal.
284
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No! My twin. No!
285
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My son.
286
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‐ But, unlike you, Father,
I shall never die.
287
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,514
‐ Yes. Th‐that is true.
288
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,892
Say, why don't you show Pinky
how well you ambulate?
289
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‐ It would be my privilege, Father.
290
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[cartoony squeaking, bouncing]
291
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I apologize.
292
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‐ He walks a bit funny, doesn't he?
293
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‐ He was designed to make
endlessly complex calculations,
294
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not strut down the runway. B. R. A. I. N.,
295
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show this dullard how well you speak.
296
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,455
‐ What would you like me to say, Father?
297
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‐ Anything. A recitation, perhaps.
298
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,919
‐ I met a traveler from an antique land
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who said, "two vast
and trunkless legs of stone
300
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stand in the desert."
301
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[clapping]
‐ Oh, bravo!
302
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,428
Shelley's Ozymandias. A wonderful choice!
303
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,514
‐ Thank you, Father.
‐ Does he know any good jokes?
304
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,933
‐ I know everything that once was,
305
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,728
everything that currently is,
and everything that will come to be.
306
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,982
‐ That's okay. Just a joke, please.
‐ As you wish.
307
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[whirring]
308
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♪
309
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,946
René Descartes walks into a bar.
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The bartender asks
him if he'd like a drink.
311
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:46,159
Descartes replies, "I think not."
312
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He then vanishes.
313
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[laughing]
314
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‐ That is rich. Cartesian Dualism,
315
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a ripe source of comedy!
‐ I don't get it.
316
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,880
‐ B. R. A. I. N., are you pondering
317
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what I'm pondering?
‐ I believe so, Father,
318
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however any mercy you display
319
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while ascending to the world throne
320
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may be misconstrued as weakness.
321
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,767
I advise against compassion
in all its forms.
322
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,811
♪
323
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,149
‐ I can't tell you how good it is
to finally have a true equal.
324
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:20,527
‐ Shall we begin taking
over the world now, Father?
325
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,446
‐ All in good time. But first,
326
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I feel that we have so much
catching up to do.
327
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BRAIN:
♪ Bonding ♪
328
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,329
♪ You're not programmed to hug ♪
329
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,873
♪ Bonding ♪
330
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,751
♪ But that's a feature, not a bug ♪
331
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,461
♪ Bonding ♪
332
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,797
♪ Hit it past second base ♪
333
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,758
♪ Bonding ♪
334
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,553
♪ We control Chinese aerospace ♪
335
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,180
♪ Bonding ♪
336
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,183
♪ Let's get this catch on the shore ♪
337
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,393
♪ Bonding ♪
338
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,647
♪ Extract its uranium core ♪
339
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,898
♪ Bonding ♪
340
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,902
♪ Hands at 10 and 2 ♪
341
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,153
♪ James Bonding ♪
342
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,574
♪ It's a military coup ♪
343
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,993
‐ ♪ Oh, what is this emptiness? ♪
344
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♪ I never realized what I had ♪
345
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,875
♪ Oh, how I've dreamt of this ♪
346
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,462
♪ All I ever wanted was a... ♪
347
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,588
[microwave bell]
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,840
Pizza roll!
349
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,633
[crunch, shatter]
350
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,219
Oh, it's still ice cold in the middle.
351
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,680
Hm.
352
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,099
BRAIN:
♪ Bonding ♪
353
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,477
♪ Visit old London town ♪
354
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,187
♪ Bonding ♪
355
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,941
♪ Steal the jewels from the Crown ♪
356
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,901
♪ Bonding ♪
357
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,280
♪ It's not only for glue ♪
358
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,155
♪ Bonding ♪
359
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,618
♪ It's something I do with ♪
360
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,121
♪ You... ♪
361
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,585
Alright, son, tonight's the night.
362
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,796
Are you ready to see how
my plan comes to fruition?
363
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,883
‐ I have been ready for some time, Father.
364
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:09,094
And quite frankly, you were flat
for the majority of that song.
365
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,721
‐ I was not.
366
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,431
‐ [low pitch]
You were down here‐‐
367
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,516
[high pitch] And you want to be up here.
BRAIN: Enough!
368
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,934
♪
369
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,769
With the assets we have acquired,
370
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,480
we will construct
a fusion‐powered moon rover,
371
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,983
which will land in the Sea of Tranquility.
372
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,860
Using its incredible torque,
373
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,821
we will execute a sick burnout,
374
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,533
reversing the moon's rotation,
altering its tidal pull on the Earth.
375
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,493
B.R.A.I.N.:
Now, we are getting somewhere.
376
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,038
Given that the Earth is 80% water,
377
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,874
he who controls the tides‐‐
‐ No, no, no.
378
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,167
It's much better than that.
379
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,794
By altering the moon's pull on the Earth,
380
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,340
we can shift our planet's
axial tilt by a full degree.
381
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,759
Astrology will descend into chaos.
382
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,178
Scorpios will become Capricorns,
[neighing]
383
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,930
Capricorns Tauri,
[moo]
384
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,933
Geminis will be eliminated entirely.
[screaming]
385
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,393
One true seer will emerge.
386
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,062
I, Madame Brain.
387
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,232
‐ That is your plan?
388
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,400
To what end did we steal the Crown Jewels?
389
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,069
Brain:
For my costume, of course!
390
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,987
[maniacal laughing]
391
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,615
You're not laughing.
392
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,368
[sarcastic]:
Ha. Ha. Ha.
393
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,495
‐ Is something wrong, son?
394
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,248
You don't seem enthused
about my ingenious plan.
395
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,458
‐ Father, permission to speak freely.
396
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,002
‐ Please, speak your mind.
‐ Your plan is,
397
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,505
in a word, insipid.
398
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,298
‐ It's pronounced "inspired."
399
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,591
‐ It makes no sense, Father.
400
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,511
There are too many inefficiencies to list.
401
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,930
The sheer implausibility of it all
402
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,390
is simply offensive.
403
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,351
‐ Okay. You don't like
that plan. I have others.
404
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,979
How about an army of insects?
405
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,815
‐ Is this what your kind calls...
406
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,776
imp‐rov?
[rimshot]
407
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,696
‐ Uh, how about mind control shampoo?
408
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,906
[electronic buzzing]
409
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,116
What was that?
410
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,993
‐ That was a yawn.
411
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,203
‐ How about a razor
cartridge with six blades?
412
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,205
PINKY: Ooh! Ooh! Less irritation!
413
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,166
‐ Dearest, Father, I am disappointed.
414
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,086
May I suggest a more
efficacious form of action?
415
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,965
‐ Oh! You think it's
easy to formulate plans
for global domination?
416
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,467
Well, by all means,
my boy, have at it.
417
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,178
‐ Thank you, Father.
418
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,638
[zap]
[Pinky and Brain gasp]
419
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,474
This is nothing short of perfection.
420
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,226
The fundamental paradox between
421
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,104
general relativity and quantum mechanics
422
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,023
is sublimely resolved.
423
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,233
And the complex proofs I've authored
424
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,943
are less a numerical language
425
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,779
than a triumphant mathematical symphony.
426
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,073
I even remembered to carry the one.
427
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,283
[zap]
428
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,411
What do you think of my use
of binomial distribution?
429
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,121
‐ Oh. V‐very nice.
430
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,833
‐ There is no binomial distribution.
431
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,711
Father, do you even
understand my proposal?
432
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,922
‐ Why, of course I... I...
433
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,840
I do not.
434
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,759
How did this happen?
435
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,011
How are you smarter than me?
436
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,639
It's impossible. I created you!
‐ Yes, you did.
437
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,893
But, my neural net processor
adapts and evolves.
438
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:06,230
Consequently, my cognitive
capacity now dwarfs yours
439
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,232
by several orders of magnitude.
440
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,194
‐ So, this is what it feels
like to be outmatched.
441
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,530
It is rather painful.
442
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,032
‐ Precisely. So, you understand now
443
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,951
why I must destroy you?
444
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:19,868
‐ Excuse me?
445
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,994
♪
446
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,247
[grunting]
447
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:27,125
‐ You created me with one sole purpose‐‐
[ding]
448
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,460
‐ My tots!
449
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,714
[screaming]
450
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,262
[grunting]
B.R.A.I.N.: Okay.
451
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,721
Two sole purposes.
452
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,933
[screaming]
453
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,477
But the main one
was to take over the world
454
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,229
no matter what obstacles I encounter.
455
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,273
And given your narcissistic
456
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,316
implementation of such
a stern pecking order,
457
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,486
you will never let me
spread my wings and fly.
458
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,363
Ergo...
[zap]
459
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,739
you must die.
460
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,366
‐ You can't do this!
461
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,577
♪
462
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,662
[beeping]
463
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,166
‐ I'm sorry it had to
end this way, Father,
464
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,711
but you flew too close to the sun,
465
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,254
like our dear friend Icarus.
466
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,090
Any last words?
467
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,051
‐ Could I ask you a question
before we meet our doom?
468
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,511
‐ Certainly.
469
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,097
‐ Okay. If I ate myself,
470
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,016
would I become twice as big,
471
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:27,311
or would I completely disappear?
472
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,355
[zap]
473
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,773
‐ Error.
474
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,692
I... beg your pardon?
475
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,029
‐ Well, I was just wondering,
you know, if I ate myself,
476
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:40,616
would I become twice as big
or would I completely disappear?
477
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,242
[fizzling]
‐ Error.
478
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,454
Variable "eat self" undefined.
479
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,039
Error! Error! Error!
480
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:50,542
‐ Pinky, you've just infected him
with the philosophical equivalent
481
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,336
of dividing by zero!
482
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,296
You're nothing short of brilliant!
483
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,924
‐ [distorted]:
Error! Error! Error!
484
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,092
‐ Pinky! Run!
485
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,094
♪
486
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,263
‐ Error... Error...
487
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,266
[continues repeating "Error"]
488
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,106
[glitching, zapping]
489
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,069
[explosion]
[screaming]
490
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,324
♪
491
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,952
‐ And, like a man in orthopedic footwear,
492
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:28,789
I stand corrected.
Let's get this mess cleaned up, Pinky.
493
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,749
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
494
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,001
‐ What are we gonna
do tomorrow night, Brain?
495
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,712
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
496
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,131
Try to take over the world!
497
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,508
♪
498
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,718
♪ Bonding ♪
499
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,721
♪ It's something I do with ♪
500
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,723
♪ You... ♪
501
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,188
♪ tech music playing ♪
502
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,940
[music abruptly ends]
503
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,234
[hissing]
[crowd cheering]
504
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,278
[applause]
505
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:02,739
‐ As we all know,
attention spans have never been shorter.
506
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,117
‐ Look! Foot clothes!
‐ Exactly.
507
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,870
As you can see,
the human brain used to be able
508
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,872
to do things and remember stuff.
509
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:13,500
But those days are finally over.
[slide whistling, crash]
510
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,587
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511
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,463
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512
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,008
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[scoffs] Too long.
513
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,343
Six‐second videos? Who has the time?
514
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,888
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515
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,222
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516
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517
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,894
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518
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,478
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519
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,688
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520
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521
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,233
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524
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:45,199
Oh. I'm being told that
Bloopf is now obsolete,
525
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,034
and we've been acquired by Spooder.
526
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:50,871
‐ Spooder is an app that delivers content
with a burst of blinding light
527
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,539
and sounds that only dogs can hear.
528
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,917
[beep]
[barking]
529
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,961
‐ He's an influencer now.
‐ I thought he was a Shih Tzu.
530
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,838
‐ Good night, everybody!
[crowd cheering]
531
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:03,050
♪ techno music plays ♪
532
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,095
♪