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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Contains aspartame‐y! ♪
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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ instrumental music playing ♪
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♪ majestic music playing ♪
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♪
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[rattling]
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[thunder cracks]
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[thunder rumbles]
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[grunting]
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[fizzling]
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‐ All this smiting is
giving me carpal tunnel.
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‐ [grunts]
Who knew that Greek gods
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could get repetitive stress injuries?
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‐ We should see a doctor.
YAKKO: We can't.
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Hippocrates is on vacation.
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‐ Vacation? That's a great idea!
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[laughing, cheering]
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♪ tropical steel drum version
of theme playing ♪
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♪
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Here. Take these salvaged
Minoan temple doors
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and face them west
so they catch the late light
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and provide the perfect backdrop
for our hot stone massage station.
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I really don't go in for chakra work,
but I know that's your thing, Yakko.
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So, I brought some resonating crystals.
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Wakko, put on this robe
and tantalize your taste buds
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with this Jojoba mocktail
infused with spirulina.
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‐ I don't know what you said,
but this tastes like soap.
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I love it!
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[laughing, cheering]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
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‐ Odysseus, should we slow down?
It's getting a little scary!
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‐ Nothing is too scary
for the great Odysseus.
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Hero. Legend.
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Powerfully hairy.
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ALL [chanting]:
Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody!
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‐ Goat me!
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[goat baas]
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[metallic crunch]
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[splash]
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♪ tropical sting ♪
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My hubris just gave me an idea.
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Let's soak those nerds!
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[grunts, straining]
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[tire screech]
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♪ heroic music plays ♪
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[tire screech]
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‐ My eyes!
‐ My face!
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‐ My inner peace!
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[Odysseus laughing]
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‐ [baby voice]:
Aw, you guys need a towel?
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[laughter]
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‐ It's funny 'cause they're wet,
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and they don't wanna be!
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♪ congratulatory music ♪
[encouraging chatter]
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‐ Hey, watch it!
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‐ No, you watch it!
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[laughing, hooting]
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‐ I'll show you a sick burn!
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‐ Sis, when we're not on Mount Olympus,
we're not smiting.
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Now, we agreed to strive
for work/life balance.
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[tire screech]
[laughter]
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‐ Forget work/life balance.
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Time to lean in!
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‐ Back to the office?
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‐ Yeah! And set up
a power lunch with Ares
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'cause this means war!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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Now, looks like he's on
his way back to... Ithaca.
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‐ What are we gonna do to him?
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‐ Unleash a series of monsters
that gradually strip him down,
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one mental and emotional layer at a time?
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‐ Oh! Sounds like an odyssey.
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‐ Let's see how he likes this!
[hissing]
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♪ soft pop music playing from the ocean ♪
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‐ Hark.
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What's that exquisite sound?
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♪ music continues ♪
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‐ I'm glad you guys dig my jams.
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Check out this new one
I've been working on.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat ya ♪
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♪ Climb into my mouth ♪
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♪ So I can eat ya ♪
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♪ Gonna cut you up
and put you on my pizza ♪
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‐ Yeah! Let's throw some shapes!
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‐ ♪ Then I'll put that pizza in my mouth ♪
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‐ Ugh! They like it?
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‐ It is kinda catchy.
‐ Nope. Next!
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♪ song ends ♪
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[screaming]
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‐ [grunts] Huh?
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A Sisyphean insanity hill?
[Sisyphus grunts]
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Flaming sand‐suck?
[prisoners screaming]
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A pit of forgotten souls?
[souls wailing]
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[Cerberus growls]
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Wait a minute.
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[wailing]
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Is this Aegean Ninja Warrio r?
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[laughs] I love this show!
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Come on, everybody!
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Lemme hear you scream!
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[wailing]
♪ exciting music playing ♪
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[grunts]
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‐ Is he trying to "win" Hades?
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♪
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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‐ Yeah!
[souls cheering]
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Did I break the record? What was my time?
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‐ Doesn't he understand?
Hades is timeless.
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It's eternal suffering!
‐ Don't worry.
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I've got one more trick up my toga.
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‐ [kiss] Good night, everybody!
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‐ What's happening?
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Have I been chosen
for the finals in Vegas?!
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[grunts]
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[thudding]
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Huh?
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‐ Who's this loser?
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‐ I am Odysseus, King of‐‐
CYCLOPS: I get it.
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People are always trying
to come to my island
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because it's a very, very nice island.
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Literally,
it's the finest island in the world.
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‐ It's o...kay.
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‐ I'm very rich. I have a great brain,
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and these two very excellent eyes
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that I can see things very well with.
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I'm gonna call you my little pocket man.
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‐ No. I'm Odysseus,
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King of Ithaca!
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‐ Not anymore.
You're gonna be my new loofah.
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You're gonna exfoliate my very beautiful,
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very naturally tanned skin.
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[scraping]
[screaming]
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‐ [screaming] Cheddar chest!
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Okay! Okay! Gods!
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I surrender! I surrender! [screaming]
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‐ Something to say?
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‐ I'm sorry I splashed you with my boat!
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Please! Just get me away
from this wrinkled circus peanut!
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Lemme go! Lemme go home!
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I just wanna go home!
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‐ Okay. Flush him back to Ithaca.
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[flushing sound]
[screaming]
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[thud]
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‐ Let's just get rid of him, too.
‐ We can't.
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Remember, the Roman gods
meddled with our affairs
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and made him a demigod.
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Or was it a demagogue?
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[thunder rumbles]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪
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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder rumbles]
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♪
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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪ light instrumental music playing ♪
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♪ medieval music playing ♪
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BRAIN:
Well, Egwind. Pinky and I have been
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a two‐man operation for many years.
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But I think I speak for both us
when I say we'd like you to join us
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as a permanent member of the team.
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From this point forward,
it will be Pinky, the Brain,
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and Egwind.
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‐ Huzzah!
Alloweth our adventures to beginneth!
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Fare thee well.
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PINKY: Can I be Egwind now?
[Brain sighs]
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‐ So, there I was,
in the fearsome dragon's lair.
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I drew my trusty sword,
but before I could strike,
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his horrible tail came
crashing down on me!
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I barely escaped with me life.
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‐ Ha! You think that's harrowing?
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I snuck in to try and steal his treasure,
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and he caught me with
his razor‐sharp claws!
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KNIGHT: I'll say this.
[rattling]
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If anyone could tame that beast,
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why, they'd be able to
take over the world!
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‐ Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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‐ I think so, Brain. Nothing, right?
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‐ The dragon.
The dragon, you cretinous murine.
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Our labors will be fraught with peril.
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[grunting]
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[thud]
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But we shall apply the same
principles of domestication
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man has used to tame
ferocious beasts for millennia.
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[panting]
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And our reward will be to
harness the fiery power
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of the mighty basilisk!
[roaring]
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[people screaming, crying]
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[Brain laughing maniacally]
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♪
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[roar]
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Behold! I am...
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Brain, father of dragons!
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PINKY:
Wow.
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You're a father? Egad!
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You look great for someone who's had kids.
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‐ Stop heckling my fantasies!
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PINKY [echoing]:
Hey, I was watching that!
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‐ Enough, Pinky. We need to find a whip,
a saddle, and reins.
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PINKY [echoing]: Ooh!
That dragon's not gonna know what hit him!
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[clang]
[Brain sighs]
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♪
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[galloping]
[laughing]
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Are you sure you don't want a turn, Brain?
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‐ Seeing you happy is all
the fulfillment I need, Pinky.
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‐ ♪ Weird instruments, weird instruments ♪
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♪ Playing as I sing ♪
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‐ Yay! Minstrels!
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‐ [sighs] Minstrels.
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Nothing but bugle‐bearded lute monkeys
looking for a handout.
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Don't look at them.
‐ Good morrow, my lords!
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On your way to slay
the fearsome dragon, I see.
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Fancy a bit of song to get
the old courage up, eh?
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‐ How about if I pay you not to sing?
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‐ [grunts] Right, right.
No need for rudities, my lord.
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Minstrels, away!
[whinnies, galloping]
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[coughing]
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‐ Oh, what a terrific show!
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Didn't that just make you
feel something, Brain?
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The only thing I felt
was my ears vomiting.
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‐ That's the spirit!
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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
257
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,287
Ooh...
258
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,790
‐ Keep your eyes peeled.
259
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,918
The entrance to the dragon's cave
must be near.
260
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,295
‐ Hey, Brain, look!
261
00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,755
It's over there! [giggle] How convenient.
262
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,967
[roar]
263
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,677
‐ [whispering]:
Okay, Pinky. This is it.
264
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,888
Remember the plan?
‐ [whispering]: Righto.
265
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,684
[yelling]: Leeroy Jenkins!
266
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,811
‐ [sighs]
267
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,731
[yelling]
268
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,982
Surrender!
269
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,734
Ah!
270
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,235
No!
271
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,907
‐ Step, step, turn, and...
272
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,284
jazz claws! [laughs]
273
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,746
Those four centuries of
tap are finally paying off.
274
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,206
[clapping, laughing]
‐ Wait, wait, wait.
275
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,791
You're the dragon of St. Leonard's Forest?
276
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,794
‐ At your service.
277
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,089
‐ I'm never going to take over
the kingdom with this gentle giant.
278
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,549
[sighs] Come, Pinky.
279
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,052
Perhaps we'll begin auditions
for the next Egwind.
280
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:41,929
[growl]
281
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:43,972
‐ Auditions?
282
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,308
Tell me about this Egwind character.
283
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,269
His wants, his needs, his motivations.
284
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,521
Does he have a death scene?
285
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,939
‐ You're an actor?
286
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,233
‐ Aspiring actor.
287
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,193
Plus, I'm training to be a minstrel,
288
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:59,821
and I've written a sitcom spec.
I'm a triple threat.
289
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,740
‐ You're kidding.
290
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:06,662
Uh, well, perhaps it would
alarm you to know that
291
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:10,249
the evil King Richard is
planning on, um, oh yes.
292
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,209
Outlawing minstreling.
♪ foreboding music sting ♪
293
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:15,629
‐ He is?
‐ What? No, he's not! Is he?
294
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,880
BRAIN: Shut up.
[slap]
295
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:22,845
‐ Heavens. Who'd want to live
in a world without the arts?
296
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,264
‐ Certainly not me. Why,
297
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:29,059
you'd be hard‐pressed to find
a bigger supporter of the arts than
298
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,728
Sir Brain of Art... tesia.
299
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,647
‐ But, you hate the arts, Brain.
300
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,441
You always say
that the Renaissance is French for bull‐‐
301
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,401
[slap]
302
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,280
‐ Quiet, Pinky. This Benedict character
303
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,574
may not be the fearsome
brute we'd hoped for,
304
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,784
but if we can harness
his thespian talents,
305
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,744
our plan may yet succeed.
306
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,164
So, what do you say, fair Benedict?
307
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,625
Will you help us save the dramatic arts
308
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,752
for minstrels the world over?!
309
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,547
‐ I shall help you
310
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,800
save the theater!
311
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,051
PINKY: Yay!
312
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,428
‐ Excellent.
313
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:08,473
Alright, Benedict.
If we're going to take on the king's army,
314
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,309
you're going to need a ferocity
315
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,477
that can strike fear
into the hearts of men.
316
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,813
[echoing]:
Show me fierce!
317
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,816
‐ Fierce... Fierce!
318
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,486
♪ peppy music sting ♪
319
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,572
‐ Yay! Yay!
[clapping]
320
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,825
And where did he get that water?
‐ Cut!
321
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,995
This is a travesty.
I asked you for ferocity.
322
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,289
I need you to harness your inner fire.
323
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,541
When you told them you
wanted to be a minstrel,
324
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,294
they laughed at you,
didn't they? Didn't they?!
325
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,837
[whimpering]
326
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,548
I don't want your tears! I want your fury!
327
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,425
[inhales deeply]
328
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,886
[coughing]
329
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,597
‐ Oh my gosh! Did you see it?
Did you see? I did it!
330
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:51,099
‐ Yes. Yes, I did.
331
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,435
More fire! More!
332
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,853
BENEDICT:
Okay!
333
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,940
[coughs]
334
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,192
Oh look! A brush fire!
335
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,944
Should I put it out?
[crackling]
336
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,946
‐ Keep rolling! Stay in the moment!
337
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,365
Show me large and intimidating!
338
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:09,743
‐ Yes! Large and...
339
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,411
intimidating!
340
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,497
[thunder cracking]
341
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,166
[wind blowing]
‐ Yes! Yes!
342
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,753
Excellent. It's all coming together!
343
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,798
[roaring]
344
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,216
Cut!
345
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,509
You got the part.
346
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:28,637
‐ Oh? Wonderful.
[clapping]
347
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,932
♪ medieval music playing ♪
348
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,767
[deep growl]
349
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,686
[high growl]
350
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,354
[growling]
351
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,772
[whimpering]
352
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,440
[both grunt]
353
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,568
BOTH:
Mace, parchment, lance, go!
354
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,903
[bang]
‐ Ha ha! Yes!
355
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,280
Mace is best.
356
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,535
‐ Behold!
357
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:55,539
I am Benedict, the Destroyer!
358
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,749
[laughing]
359
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,378
‐ [screams] Dragon!
360
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,838
‐ Come to destroy us!
361
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,340
‐ Indeed!
362
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,387
[roars]
363
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,556
‐ Oh no! Who can save us!
364
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,765
BRAIN:
I will!
365
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,767
‐ Huh? What's that?
366
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,729
BENEDICT:
[gasp] Egad!
367
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:22,232
A fearsome knight
and his steady steed.
368
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,942
Whatever shall I do?
369
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,653
‐ You there! Fetch your king at once!
370
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:28,614
At once!
371
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,699
‐ Okay!
372
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,577
Mace, parchment, lance, go! Darn it!
‐ Mace, parchment, lance, go!
373
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,749
‐ Your Majesty!
KING: What is it? Is it something bad?
374
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,334
I bet it's something bad!
375
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,461
GUARD: Yes!
KING: Is it that witch?
376
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,795
Did that witch come back?
377
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,797
[roars]
378
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:49,426
Ah! Dragon! Call the witch!
379
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,639
‐ Your Majesty. I, the Brain,
shall slay this dragon.
380
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,350
But, only in exchange for...
381
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,309
♪ dramatic music sting ♪
382
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,894
your kingdom.
383
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,813
‐ Yes! Take my kingdom! Just kill it!
384
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,732
‐ Uh, okay.
385
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,609
Pinky, get the, uh, the thing.
386
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,611
‐ It's called a sword, Brain.
387
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,823
♪ tense music playing ♪
388
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,283
[snorting]
389
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,954
♪ dramatic swelling ♪
390
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,790
[drumroll]
391
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,505
[both yelling]
392
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,222
[roars]
393
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,226
‐ You did it! [laughs]
394
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,688
We are saved! Huzzah!
395
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:46,400
[panting]
396
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,568
[sighs]
397
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,487
‐ Yes! I have slain the beast,
398
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,240
and am now the rightful
ruler of this kingdom!
399
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,575
My crown.
400
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,536
♪ Rule Britannia! fanfare plays ♪
401
00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:00,038
‐ In this harsh world...
402
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,165
‐ What? No!
403
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,294
‐ ...draw thy breath in pain
404
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:08,005
to tell my... story.
405
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,091
[gasps, gurgles]
406
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,677
♪ fanfare plays again ♪
407
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,555
Thus, with a kiss,
408
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,599
I die.
409
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,517
[gasps, groans]
410
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,146
[sighs]
411
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,523
‐ As I was saying...
412
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,151
♪ fanfare plays again ♪
413
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,529
‐ Yo, Adrian! I did it! [sighs]
414
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,991
‐ This is why I hate actors.
415
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,702
‐ Hm, what is going on here?
416
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,288
‐ That's enough,
you serpentine scallywag!
417
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,374
‐ Okay, okay. Here's the grand finale.
418
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,920
No! Ow! Oh! Ah...
419
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,092
‐ Alright, well,
that should do it. He's...
420
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,094
definitely dead this time.
421
00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,390
[thud]
‐ How was I? Ah! Don't answer that!
422
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,017
I was amazing.
423
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:06,522
‐ You were great! Egad,
I really bought it. Didn't you, Brain?
424
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,900
BRAIN: Knowing you, Pinky,
is its own kind of medieval torture.
425
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,027
‐ But lo!
426
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,071
♪ Benedict, he wasn't dead ♪
427
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,948
♪ T'was all a play by Brain ♪
428
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:18,825
♪ The mouse with the gigantic head ♪
429
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,329
♪ To seize the kingdom's reign! ♪
430
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,624
[applause]
‐ Thank you. No, please stop. Thank you.
431
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:28,710
It was such an honor to perform with you.
432
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:32,464
Clearly, the arts are alive
and well in this kingdom.
433
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,008
Here's my head shot. I'm a baritone,
but I can hit a high G.
434
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,262
[sings a high G]
[glass shatters]
435
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,682
[growling]
436
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,725
‐ I hate the arts.
437
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,103
Arrest every minstrel in the kingdom,
438
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,438
starting with these two!
439
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,942
‐ Oh, come on, Brain,
we're having a song! Narf!
440
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,695
‐ Very well. Hand me that drum.
441
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,531
‐ Ha ha! That's the spirit, Brain!
442
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:58,574
[grunts]
443
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,742
‐ Now, stop that infernal racket!
444
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,661
We must prepare for tomorrow night!
445
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,205
‐ Why, Brain? What are we going
to do tomorrow night?
446
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,206
[grunts]
447
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,667
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
448
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,669
Try to take over the world!
449
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,672
♪ medieval version of theme plays ♪
450
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:24,141
♪ patriotic music playing ♪
451
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,354
[typing]
452
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,190
‐ Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.
453
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,276
I was just finishing up some
busy businesswoman stuff.
454
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,778
Speaking of, did you know that 2020
455
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,990
is the 100th anniversary of
women getting the right to vote?
456
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,825
[objects breaking]
That's right.
457
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,119
We're celebrating 100 years of something
458
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,206
women should've had all along.
[phone ringing]
459
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,958
SECRETARY: Ms. Warner,
the president is on the line.
460
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,377
‐ If it's a he, I'm busy.
[fizzling]
461
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,797
If it's a she,
tell her it's perfect timing!
462
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,635
♪ It's insane for us to think today ♪
463
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,304
♪ That women used to have no say ♪
464
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,973
♪ In matters of the government ♪
465
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,684
♪ The line of thinking usually went ♪
466
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,229
‐ You do not need a ballot
to finish your needle point.
467
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:13,649
‐ ♪ Even though men called them gorgons
and their corsets crushed their organs ♪
468
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:17,152
♪ Suffragettes, they rocked the boat
to help us win the right to vote ♪
469
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:20,656
Suffragette roll call!
[drum solo]
470
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,658
‐ Elizabeth Cady Stanton!
471
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,410
‐ Susan B. Anthony!
472
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,579
‐ Sojourner Truth!
473
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,832
‐ ♪ We marched on Washington ♪
474
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,709
♪ We fought the fight ♪
475
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,754
♪ We're independent women
who demanded equal rights ♪
476
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,798
♪
477
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,802
‐ Thank you, ladies!
Thanks to you, I can vote!
478
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,054
[women murmuring]
[music dies down]
479
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,222
[whispering]
480
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,099
Come again?
481
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,268
[indistinct whispering]
482
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,687
Are you kidding me?!
483
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:56,817
I've just been informed that cartoons
don't have the right to vote!
484
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,068
[kettle whistling]
485
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,779
This won't stand! This won't fly!
486
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,824
No animation without representation!
487
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,534
♪
488
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:07,369
[scribbling]
489
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,747
♪ We toast 100 years of
women voting in our nation ♪
490
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,709
♪ But as a disenfranchised toon,
I seek emancipation ♪
491
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:16,920
♪ Saluting my foremothers
in star‐spangled petticoats ♪
492
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,132
♪ I respectfully submit it's time
to give cartoons the vote ♪
493
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:23,135
♪ Let's all march on Washington,
let's fight the fight ♪
494
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:26,597
♪ I might only be a drawing,
but I still want equal rights ♪
495
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,807
Come on! March!
496
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,351
‐ Huh? [grunts]
‐ March for your rights!
497
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,352
[groggy groan]
498
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:38,692
March! March! March!
For your cartoony rights!
499
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,653
March! March! March!
500
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,322
For your cartoony rights!
501
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:48,785
Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
502
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,245
March for your rights!
503
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,372
Come on, everybody!
504
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,957
All together now!
505
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,959
♪ Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons ♪
506
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,628
♪ Sylvester, talking cars ♪
507
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,129
♪ Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd ♪
508
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,589
♪ W hatever these guys are ♪
509
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,424
♪ Road Runner, Pinky, Taz, the Brain ♪
510
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,759
♪ Wile E. Coy‐ote ♪
511
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:07,179
♪ It's time to band together,
time to give cartoons the vote ♪
512
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:08,805
[cheering]
513
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,641
Don't be afraid to speak out!
514
00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:13,143
Tell us about the issues that affect you!
515
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,855
‐ I've been out of work for six months
due to a mallet‐related injury!
516
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:22,986
‐ It'd be great to have a stunt double
for all the cartoon violence.
517
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,322
‐ Excellent! Let us tell the big wigs
518
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:26,990
how we really feel!
519
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,035
♪
520
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,664
[whistle blowing]
Attention, Washington!
521
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:34,998
♪ Every day, we're smashed and whacked ♪
522
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:36,750
YAKKO:
♪ Every day, we're smashed and whacked ♪
523
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,377
‐ ♪ It's time to take our anvils back ♪
524
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,878
WAKKO:
♪ It's time to take our anvils back ♪
525
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,296
‐ ♪ A pie for you, a pie for me ♪
526
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,048
BOTH:
♪ A pie for you, a pie for me ♪
527
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:44,466
‐ ♪ This seltzer sprays equality ♪
528
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,844
ALL:
♪ This seltzer sprays equality ♪
529
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:51,348
‐ We're coming to you live with reports
of a tiny dog puppy lady singing...
530
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,641
at Congress.
531
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:55,978
‐ ♪ We've besieged the legislatures
to secure our zany stature ♪
532
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:57,938
♪ Squirrelly tail entwined
with Tweety wing ♪
533
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,065
♪ Hear our voices as we sing! ♪
534
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,444
SENATE:
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
535
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,197
‐ And so, on the eve
of the 100th anniversary
536
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:09,366
of women securing their right to vote,
537
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:12,119
cartoon characters today
have successfully achieved
538
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,912
that very same right.
539
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,456
I think I speak for everyone when I say...
540
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,250
God help us.
541
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,086
‐ I'm Dot Warner,
and I approve this message.
542
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:25,382
♪ The Merry‐Go‐Round Broke Down playing ♪
‐ [stammering] That's democracy, folks!
543
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,388
♪