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[female judge] The defendant will stand.

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Trevor Bingley, on all
14 counts of dangerous driving…

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-[car horn blares]
-[sports car engine roars]

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The destruction of priceless artwork…

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-[grunts]
-[bangs]

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Criminal damage…

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[grinding]

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and arson…

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-[screaming]
-[flames roar]

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You have been found guilty.

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-[woman gasps]
-[man] Yes!

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-[soft murmuring]
-[slow sad music playing]

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[judge] Do you have anything to say
before you're taken down?

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[sincerely] I'm just really, really sorry.

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-You see… there was this bee
-[inviting music begins]

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[buzzing]

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[exciting theme music playing]

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[female voice] Darling, the car's going
to be here any second.

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Darling, did you hear me?

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I can't find my espadrilles. The ones
we got in Aruba with the little, uh,

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the scuba divers on the fronts.

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Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando?

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Orlando isn't coming.
They're sending someone else.

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[bell rings]

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What?

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[buzzing]

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[Trevor] Shoo.

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-[beep]
-Hello?

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[Trevor] Shoo.

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Good. Go away.

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Hello?

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Oh, hello.

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[upbeat] I'm Trevor. From, uh,
from Housesitters Deluxe.

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I'm house-sitting for you this week.

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-Oh.
-[buzzing]

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-Okay…
-[beep]

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[soft electronic gate buzz]

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-[gravel crunching]
-[epic adventure music swells]

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Gosh.

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[soft chuckle]

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Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom.

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Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten.

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Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry.

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Thank you.

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On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe,

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may I apologize for the last-minute change

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-in personnel and assure you that
-[phone rings]

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all our staff are trained
to the same BSI404 house-sitting…

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[Nina] Christian, the car's here!

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[Trevor forlorn] …industry standards.

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-[buzzing]
-[luggage banging down stairs]

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[sighs] I found them,
in a drawer with the flip-flops.

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-Is this him?
-Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you--

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Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this?

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We're in a bit of a rush
and I need to be quick.

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Okay.

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Everything you need to
know is written in this manual.

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-Manual. Right. Good.
-[tentative music]

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[Nina] It's all very straightforward.

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Special edition Miele,
infra red beam to open.

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[drawer clicks]

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Taps are gesture operated.
Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold.

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[dog barks]

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Right for off.
Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly.

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-[Trevor] Oh gracious.
-[licking]

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[nervously] Yes,
you are friendly, aren't you?

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[Nina] Sliding doors.
Keys are in this drawer.

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-[Trevor patiently] Okay.
-And all the blinds are remote controlled.

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Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment,
[Nina] And here--

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-[phone rings]
-[Trevor whispers] Down!

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-[Nina] Yes, hello?
-[Christian] Er…

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You'll find all the remotes here.
You need me to explain them?

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[hesitantly] Um…

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Uh, no, that's fine.

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-[Nina] Okay, bye.
-The dog has a severe nut allergy.

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[firmly] She mustn't eat anything
that isn't her prescription dog food.

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Or there is, uh,
doggie doo-doo everywhere.

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[Nina] We keep the dog food in here.

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-[Cupcake barks]
-Oh.

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[door clicks]

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-So please keep the door closed.
-Door closed. Right.

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And the chip in her collar
operates the dog flap in there.

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Ah yes.

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Because if she can't get out…

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There's doggie doo-doo everywhere.
It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey!

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-[Cupcake barks]
-Who doo-doos everywhere, eh?

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Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah?
Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags!

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-Yeah, going now.
-[metallic clanging]

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-Woah! Careful!.
-Oh.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I paid £80,000 for that.

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It turned out to be a Kandinsky.

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It's worth a lot of money.
But not as much as this.

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[magical music playing]

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-[Trevor] Golly.
-[Christian chuckles]

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You know what it is?

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It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it?

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The first E-type Jaguar ever made.

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-Huh! Amazing.
-What do you think she's worth?

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Oh, must be… thousands.

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Two million pounds.

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O… kay.

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-Hello?
-Yeah, okay.

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All the locks and the alarm
are operated by two simple codes.

105
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I used the names of
famous naval battles to make it easy.

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Uh, so to open, uh,
it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen.

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-[soft muttering]
-[alarm beeps]

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1748.

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-Yup. So, okay, there we go.
-Okay.

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[door opens]

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Okay.

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And to arm the system, even easier,
uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører.

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-[soft muttering]
-[Nina] 1513.

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Oh… right, yes.
I think perhaps I should uh--

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Oh no, don't worry.
It's all in the manual.

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Oh, the manual. Yes, of course.

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Yeah, if the panel locks down
for any reason,

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Nina did have them add a voice override.

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Yes, but that only works with my voice,

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[impatiently] and he won't need it
anyway because it's all in the manual.

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Right, yes. Okay.

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The library is strictly
out of bounds to the dog.

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There's an illuminated manuscript
in there that's worth millions.

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[Trevor] Okay.

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It's a no-go zone for
Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs.

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Uh, you are in the maid's room,
far side down the corridor.

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-Okay.
-Uh… any questions?

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-Uhm--
-Good.

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[luggage clattering]

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You have done this
work before, haven't you?

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Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company.

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[laughs]

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You've never done house-sitting before?

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No… not as such.

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But please don't worry,
I have a house too.

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Well, I used to have a house.
So all this is very familiar territory.

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[Nina] Hm.

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Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you.

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[thud and toys sqeaking]

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-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me…
-[car honks]

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-[Christian] Honey, we have to go!
-[Trevor] Oh dear, I'll just…

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[Nina] Orlando used to call us every day.

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-If you wouldn't mind doing the same.
-Absolutely. My pleasure.

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[toy squeaks]

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-Have a good holiday, Mrs.…
-Kolstad-Bergenbatten.

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That's it. Bye!

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[uneasy music playing]

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Have a good time!

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[door closes and music stops]

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[sighs]

151
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-[buzzing]
-[hopeful music begins]

152
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[door rattles]

153
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-[ball squeaks]
-[epic music crescendos]

154
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-[clanging]
-[nervous yelp]

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-[sighs in relief]
-[lawnmower outside]

156
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[clinks]

157
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-[Trevor sighs]
-[soft celebratory chime]

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[rubbing]

159
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[female voice] Please leave your message
after the tone.

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-[beep]
-[buzzing]

161
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Hello, sweet pea, it's Dad here.
I've got the most amazing news.

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I managed to get a job.

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[buzz]

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Took me a little longer
than I was hoping, to be honest.

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But you know what this means…

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It means that we can
still go on holiday together.

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Which is so great.

168
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Just not tomorrow.

169
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Shoo. Shoo.

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[clattering]

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[tense music crescendos]

172
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Darling, I'll call you back.

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Oh, my goodness.

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-Oh, no!
-[lawnmower drawing closer]

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[soft gasp]

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[buzzing]

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Glue.

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Glue, glue, glue,
glue, glue, glue, glue, glue.

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-[soft muttering]
-[tense music builds]

180
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Manual.

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The manual.

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Come on.

183
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-[door clicks]
-Ha!

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[quaint music playing]

185
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[lawnmower droning]

186
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[buzzing]

187
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[sighs]

188
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-[soft whine]
-Good dog.

189
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-[door closes]
-[soft muttering]

190
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[excitedly] Oh.

191
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-Aha!
-[hopeful music plays]

192
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[squelching]

193
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-[cat mews]
-[Cupcake barks]

194
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[buzzing]

195
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,600
[wings fluttering more slowly]

196
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There.

197
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,360
[squelching]

198
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,840
[soft gasp]

199
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,760
[blows]

200
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,520
-Oh!
-[door opens]

201
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,640
-Right.
-[clicking]

202
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,760
-[hairdryer blows powerfully]
-[statue head thuds on floor]

203
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,080
[Cupcake vocalizes excitedly]

204
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,080
Oh, no.

205
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,520
-[anxious music playing]
-Cupcake?

206
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,120
Hello?

207
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,920
[falsely cheery] Cupcake?

208
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Ha!

209
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[Cupcake panting, whining]

210
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,920
-[growls]
-Come on.

211
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Give it to me.

212
00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,880
[desperately] Give it to me. Come on.

213
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,320
Drop it.

214
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,000
[angrily] Drop it.

215
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,080
[plaintively] Please…

216
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,280
[surprised] Oh!

217
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,200
Ah… thank you!

218
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,520
[hairdryer blows hard, then soft]

219
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,160
[triumphant musical chord]

220
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,080
[eerie music starts]

221
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Stay.

222
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,040
[soft whining]

223
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,840
[beep]

224
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:34,520
Hi Maddy, it's Dad again. Do give
me a call when you can. Okay, thanks, bye.

225
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,080
[sighs]

226
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,160
-[cupboard door clicks]
-[gasps]

227
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:51,800
[excited] Ooh!

228
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,440
Er… right!

229
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,720
[drawer clicks]

230
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,600
[soup spatters]

231
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,360
[gas ignition clicking]

232
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,240
[foreboding music playing]

233
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,480
[buzzing]

234
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,960
Buzz off.

235
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,200
[dramatic music tone]

236
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,120
Good.

237
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,120
-[muffled buzzing]
-Hm.

238
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,360
[soft scratching]

239
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,560
[soft quirky music playing]

240
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,120
Hmm.

241
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,040
[tense music builds]

242
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,360
[plastic cup clacks on counter]

243
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,360
[quizzically] Hey…

244
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,560
Huh!

245
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,000
[thud]

246
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,840
-[curious music playing]
-[footsteps and muttering]

247
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,080
[metal scraping]

248
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,920
[flames whoosh]

249
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,200
[buzzing]

250
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,320
[Cupcake whines and grunts]

251
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,240
[dramatic music crescendos]

252
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,320
-[door lock thuds]
-[Cupcake barking]

253
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,320
How… how did…?

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Code.

255
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,560
Code… is in the manual.

256
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,640
[doom laden music playing]

257
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,280
[distressed muttering]

258
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,840
-[flames crackling]
-[groans] Oh!

259
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,680
-[hisses]
-Aha!

260
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,120
[exhausted] Oh, my goodness. [sighs]

261
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,760
-Oh, my goodness.
-[Cupcake barks]

262
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,440
-[frantic music playing]
-[Trevor] Oh no!

263
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,680
[desperately] The codes. The codes.

264
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,400
The codes.

265
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,280
-[disaster music crashes]
-[Trevor whimpers]

266
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:44,800
[hyesterical] The codes.
It's all in the manual!

267
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,400
[Cupcake barking]

268
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,160
[whimpers, screams]

269
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,280
-[barking]
-[buzzing]

270
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,600
-[clattering]
-[splashing]

271
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,280
-[buzzing]
-[dramatic music plays]

272
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,079
-[dramatic music builds]
-[bee drones like WWII bomber]

273
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,880
[music stops]

274
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,000
[closing theme music playing]