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[Katie] Oh, hey, karaoke tonight.

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Not gonna happen after my mom sees this.

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[yells] You got a D
on your algebra test?

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Louder, Katie. Don't think they heard you
over the cappuccino machine.

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You got a D on your algebra test.

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[Alexa sighs]

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How did this happen? I'm great at math.

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This is high school math, OK?
Everyone's struggling.

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-What did you get?
-An A, but it was a struggle.

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Look, we'll go to karaoke another night.

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[sighs] Not in this decade.

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When Lucas got a D,
he was grounded forever.

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So take a good look at this face.

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Who knows when you'll see it again?

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Well, I'll see you at school and through
your bedroom window. Oh, we can FaceTime.

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I'm making a point, Katie!

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Do you want me to remember that face?

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How about this face? [grunts]

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Yeah. Yeah, that's better.

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[both chuckle]

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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪

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♪ You make me feel stronger ♪

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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ When I can't take it ♪

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♪ You make it so much better ♪

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♪ We'll do this together ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪

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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

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♪ We'll do this together ♪

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OK, I need a plan
to ease her into the D.

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I'll tell her how pretty she is.

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No, too obvious.
I'll ask her how her day was.

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Oh, yeah. Asking about their days,
that's like mom Christmas.

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Oh, hey, honey. Hi, Katie.

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Hi, Mom! How was your day?

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Me?

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My day?

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Oh, well, let's see. Um...

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Well, our printer ran out of ink,
so I had to go to the office supply store.

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But when I got there,
I forgot what cartridge we use,

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so then I called your father.

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He was no help because he was landing
the plane and "couldn't be interrupted."

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-[Alexa scoffs]
-Wow.

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So, uh, I printed the file at the library.

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[gasps] The library? No way!

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Oh, my gosh! Great twist!

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It wasn't that great.

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You look so pretty. [chuckles]

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-Alexa?
-How was your day yesterday?

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OK, what's up?

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I got my first math test back today and...

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well...

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here.

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A D?

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[sighs] What happened?

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Even when you're mad, you look pretty.

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Yeah? Well I'm about to get
a whole lot prettier.

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[sighs] Honey, you're in high school now.

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You can't...

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[Lori sighs]

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What I'm trying to say is...

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try harder next time.

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So that's it?

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Well, can I go to karaoke tonight?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, sure.

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[silently mouths]

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Wait.

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[sighs] Yeah,
I figured that you would change your--

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Just take a nap first.

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And wear a sweater,
because it's chilly out.

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And do a Beyoncé song. Works every time.

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[Lori grunts]

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[Katie groans]

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[Katie gags]

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-So no Beyoncé.
-Uh-uh.

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Like, ever.

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-Oh, my God!
-I know!

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-Why was she so cool about it?
-I don't know!

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-Hey.
-Oh, hey, Lucas. You were...

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[laughs] ...so funny at lunch today!

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We didn't have lunch together.

85
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That wasn't me?

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Huh. Huh.

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Alexa, you look great.
How are you feeling?

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You told him?

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We were on a long car ride.

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We ran out of things to talk about.

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You better not tell anyone.

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My lips are sealed.

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[mumbles] See? Sealed!

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Yeah, I like you better that way.

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You got a D on your algebra test?

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I thought you were smart.

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Well, I thought you were funny,
but, hey, life is full of disappointments.

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He's really smart, Lex. He's in AP Calc.

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Wow. A dweeb who's good at math.
I bet the girls are all over that.

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Well, guess what this "dweeb" is doing
Saturday night? It's gonna be epic.

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Midnight mathlete meeting?

102
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That's Tuesday.

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We're gonna hit the Wellard sign.

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No way!

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You're going to change the letters
on the town sign?

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Wait, can't you get in trouble for that?

107
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Yup. I heard a guy went to jail.

108
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He did six months... hard time.

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I heard a guy got struck by lightning.
Now all he can say is...

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[mimics electrocution]

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Yeah, I heard his garage door opens
every time he walks by.

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[chuckles] Oh, hey, Dad.

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We're not doing anything.
How was your day?

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Do I look like your mother?

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Of course I can't know about it,
but are you guys thinking of, uh...

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going up to the town sign
and rearranging the letters?

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No.

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Because when I was in high school,

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a couple of kids, that may or may not
have included your dad, changed the sign.

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Really, Dad? What did you make it say?

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[chuckles]

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[laughs]

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"Welcome to Wellnerd."

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[laughs]

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Again, I may or may not
have been involved, so...

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this conversation never happened.

127
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But make it count.

128
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Did your dad just make it uncool?

129
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We're still doing it. We staked it out
last night and we put the ladder up.

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-Mm. Then you chickened out?
-No!

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It was dewy outside.

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But we're going tomorrow night
and it's going to be epic!

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[chuckles] Totally!

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Sick!

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Die, zombie! Die!

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Fine, die again.

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I can do this all day.

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Hey, Jack, bad news.

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Looking at our calendar, we're not gonna
have time for our camping trip this fall.

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I'm so sorry, buddy.

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OK.

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Gosh, I know. It's disappointing, huh?

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What?

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-The camping trip.
-Oh, yeah, we're not going.

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There's an asteroid headed for Earth.
We're all gonna die.

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-Sounds good, Mom.
-Yeah.

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♪ The love shack is a little old place ♪

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♪ Where we can get together ♪

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♪ Love shack, baby ♪

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♪ Love shack, baby ♪

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♪ Love shack, that's where it's at ♪

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♪ Love shack, that's where it's at ♪

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♪ Love shack, baby! ♪

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[Alexa exhales]

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Oh, there's more people here
than usual. [chuckles]

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I was nervous.

157
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Soy latte for Kimberly.

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And stay in school, girls.

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You know, I can't believe your mom
let you come out tonight,

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and let you wear her favorite sweater.

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Oh, she let me come out tonight,
but she'll never know I wore her sweater.

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Yeah, it's like I'm like a closet ninja.

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You know, I sneak in, I sneak out and--

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[Alexa gasps]

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-Oh, sorry!
-Oh, no!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

167
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My mom's gonna freak out!

168
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That's cashmere! Do you know how hard
it is to get coffee out of cashmere?

169
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That's why I leave my cashmere at home,
and my soul.

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Jack, I have a surprise.

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Cool.

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That you have to come outside to see.

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Oh. OK, never mind.

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You haven't put Zombiegeddon down
since you got it.

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Come outside and get some fresh air.

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What's wrong with house air?

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We're going.

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Surprise!

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Where is it? In the tent?

180
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The surprise is the tent.

181
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Is there a puppy in there?

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-There's nothing in there.
-There's nothing in here!

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Since we can't get to the campground,
I brought the campground to us.

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We'll play games, we'll make s'mores.

185
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Come on, let's sit in the tent.

186
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Why are you doing this to me?
I've been good.

187
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This isn't a punishment. This is fun!

188
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We're gonna make a fire
and I'll teach you bird calls.

189
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I eat my vegetables,

190
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,593
I keep my room clean, I flush the toilet.

191
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We both know that's not true.

192
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You're gonna love this!

193
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Come on, let's do some bird calls, hmm?

194
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[clears throat]

195
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[in deep voice] Hey, boys! Over here!

196
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[both laugh]

197
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That was awesome!

198
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Bye, Mom.

199
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[in deep voice] Hey, kid, come back here!

200
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Mom?

201
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Say something.

202
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I loved this sweater.

203
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Hey, you looked great in it.

204
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No, you did, too.

205
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[sighs] Mom, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what I was thinking.

206
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You weren't. You know you're supposed
to ask me before you borrow my clothes!

207
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,234
I know.

208
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:07,521
Hey, you could still wear it
if you held your arms like this. Yeah.

209
00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,454
You know what, Alexa?

210
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,405
[Lori stammers]

211
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,199
I'm gonna go soak it in cold water.

212
00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,827
Just ask next time.

213
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,332
Whoa.

214
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,340
She just let that go?

215
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:28,998
Does that seem normal?

216
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,052
I don't know.
My mother doesn't have cashmere.

217
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,932
First she let me slide for the D,
and now this?

218
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Oh, my God! You know what this means?

219
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:43,849
She's going to buy another one, yeah.
So could I have the old one?

220
00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,564
Because, see, if you just soak
the whole thing in coffee--

221
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No.

222
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,983
It means she's going easy on me
because of my cancer.

223
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,779
I can't believe my mom, of all people,
would do that to me.

224
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,663
Oh, how dare she love you!

225
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,374
It's weird not getting in trouble
for things. It's like I'm ungroundable.

226
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,115
I'm ungroundable.

227
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,749
No one's ungroundable.

228
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,045
I am, and I'll prove it to you.

229
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,259
[Alexa chuckles]

230
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,509
This is gonna be fun.

231
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,759
Why do I think
this is not going to be fun?

232
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,018
Who's ready for a campfire song?

233
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:24,846
You are.

234
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,018
All right.

235
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,233
How about this one?

236
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,732
I think I know these chords.

237
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:33,691
Here's a G.

238
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,568
Sweet.

239
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♪ Oh, give me a home ♪

240
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,447
♪ Where the... ♪ Stand by.

241
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,406
♪ Buffalo roam, and the... ♪

242
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,124
Back to G? Why not?

243
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,087
♪ Deer and the antelope... ♪

244
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,918
Oh, boy. A7, tricky city.

245
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,801
[discordant strumming]

246
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,970
No. Let's skip to the chorus.

247
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♪ Home ♪

248
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,720
♪ Home on the... ♪

249
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,064
♪ Ra-- Range ♪

250
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,891
♪ Where the G-chord deer ♪

251
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,516
♪ And the antelope D7 play ♪

252
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,444
Hey! I'm getting it, Jack!

253
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,523
Jack?

254
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,438
[video game music]

255
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,106
Jack?

256
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,945
I'm in the bathroom.

257
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,280
Make sure you flush.

258
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,584
Oh! Hey, Mom!

259
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:30,172
Why did we see Saw 12?

260
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,379
Because it's an R-rated movie, and I'm
gonna prove to you I'm ungroundable.

261
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,553
[Katie groans]

262
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,129
So, so much sawing.

263
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,763
I know. Who puts a power tool store
next to an insane asylum?

264
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,139
And who names their kid Jigsaw?

265
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,233
I mean, those parents were asking for it.

266
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,273
And they got it.

267
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,555
Oh, and they got it again.

268
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,152
Hey. How was the movie?
What did you end up seeing?

269
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,993
-Uh... It was um--
-An R-rated movie.

270
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,856
Saw 12. Extremely violent.
How was your night, Mom?

271
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,200
You two snuck into an R-rated movie?

272
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,414
Sure did.

273
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,463
I don't think that was a very good choice.

274
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:10,658
It was not.

275
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,458
Hold me?

276
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,875
Are you OK?

277
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,341
Yeah, I feel a little better.

278
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:19,881
I'm fine.

279
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,928
OK. I'm gonna go take a bath.

280
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,009
[Lori chuckles]

281
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,095
By myself.

282
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,020
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's probably for the best.

283
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,401
See? Ungroundable.

284
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,940
I can drive a car.

285
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:39,443
I can steal a car and drive
100 miles an hour while swearing.

286
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,027
Don't swear.

287
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,490
All right. So, what's next?

288
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,493
It's got to be something really bad.

289
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:49,945
Uh... How about something nice?

290
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,497
You know, mix it up a little.

291
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,924
What is going on, Alexa?

292
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,630
So, your mom's not punishing you.

293
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,634
Why does that bother you so much?

294
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,464
I don't know, it just does.

295
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,627
So we agree.

296
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,426
The sign will say, "Lucas rocks."

297
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,351
But I rock, too.

298
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,719
But if we say "Lucas and Dylan rock,"
it will look like we're a couple.

299
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,225
True.

300
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,687
And I could do a lot better.

301
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,438
Could you?

302
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,106
I know what we're gonna do.

303
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,491
We're gonna hit the Wellard sign
before they get to it.

304
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,073
No, thank you.

305
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,447
Look, you may be ungroundable,
but I'm not.

306
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,195
So, what, you're not going?

307
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,997
Uh... No, and neither are you.

308
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,291
Yes, I am.

309
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,667
Fine. If you want to go by yourself

310
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:42,302
and climb a 50-foot ladder in the middle
of the woods all by yourself,

311
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,431
then go, all by yourself.

312
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,224
Ah, she'll be back.

313
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,308
[chuckles]

314
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,573
She'll be back.

315
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,649
[chuckles]

316
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,651
[groans]

317
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,744
I knew you would be back! Uh...

318
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:07,822
Yeah, I live here.

319
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,450
Wow! Amazing!

320
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,659
How fun is this?

321
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,415
This is the coolest thing ever!

322
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,840
OK, get your butt out here!

323
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,259
I want to show you something.

324
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,219
-Is it a puppy?
-It's not a puppy.

325
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,141
Whoa! Mom!

326
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,389
[Jennifer chuckles]

327
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,141
Who did this?

328
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,852
Me! I did this.

329
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,650
The thing that I love about
our camping trips is our time together.

330
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,978
So now you can play your game
and we can be outside.

331
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,646
Come play with me, Mom!

332
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,732
OK, but I don't know how.

333
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,605
It's easy. I'll show you.

334
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,824
Oh, deal. And later,
maybe there could be more singing.

335
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,066
If there's time.

336
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,494
OK, so, basically,

337
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,537
you hit everything that moves
with a shovel.

338
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,172
Are we the zombies?

339
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,134
[groans] Mom.

340
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,383
All right.

341
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:06,763
It's time.

342
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,586
It's time.

343
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,641
-Ready to make a little Wellard history?
-I'm ready.

344
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,183
-Let's go.
-Let's go.

345
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,940
-So why aren't you moving?
-Why aren't you moving?

346
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,694
Are you scared?

347
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:22,902
Are you scared?

348
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,899
I hit it with a shovel,
so why is it still moving?

349
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,406
It's a zombie. They don't need a reason!

350
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:34,161
-Is that Zombiegeddon?
-Oh, man! I love video games.

351
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,043
Video games are fun.

352
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,367
I guess it wouldn't hurt to check it out.

353
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,377
-Yeah, it would loosen us up.
-Yeah.

354
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,710
Plus, Jack will love it
if we play with him.

355
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,342
You know, it costs us so little
to make one child feel important.

356
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,088
-Then we'll do the sign.
-Yeah, we've got all night to be epic.

357
00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,515
[ladder banging]

358
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:02,895
Jigsaw?

359
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,404
[Katie] Oh, no! Where?

360
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,316
Katie? What are you doing here?

361
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,319
What I'm always doing:

362
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,614
making sure
you don't do something too stupid

363
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,578
while you're doing something stupid.

364
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,292
-Thanks!
-Whoa!

365
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,785
[Katie screams]

366
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,502
What?

367
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,617
Truck! Coming right at us!

368
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,207
Because it's a highway.

369
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,344
Oh, right, right. Highway. [chuckles]

370
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,841
Right, let's do this
before Lucas and Dylan get here.

371
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,553
Uh... Ooh! Hand me a W.

372
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,891
[grunts] Yeah, too far away.

373
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,056
Uh... Make a word with an A.

374
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,891
-[screams]
-What now?

375
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,016
It's a dead...

376
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,807
garbage bag.

377
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,766
[sighs]

378
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,687
What do we want to say to Wellard?
It's got to be something really good.

379
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,487
OK, OK. Uh...

380
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,157
Uh... [chuckles]

381
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,488
How about...

382
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,203
-[animal screeches]
-[screams]

383
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,373
-What is it? A tree branch? A shadow?
-Look!

384
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,412
[both scream]

385
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,117
-What is that?
-I think it's a possum!

386
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,670
[both scream]

387
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,632
-Do something!
-[groans]

388
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,755
No more possum!

389
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,300
And no more ladder. Alexa!

390
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,013
You said, "Do something!"

391
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,142
We're gonna be up here forever

392
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,522
and we're never gonna sleep
or get married!

393
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,941
And I wanted to go to Europe!

394
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,228
-What are you doing?
-Calling my mom.

395
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,225
It's not like she's gonna
do anything to me.

396
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,281
[Jennifer] Oh, yeah!

397
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,065
Zombie mantis level!

398
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,411
And you said it couldn't be done, Jack.

399
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,080
[cell phone ringing]

400
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,746
What?

401
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,254
Oh. Oh, hey, Lori.

402
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,208
-What?
-[video game pauses]

403
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,005
Oh, my gosh! Uh...
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.

404
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,588
[sighs]

405
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,836
[groans]

406
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,217
Come on, come on.

407
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,518
All right, zombie mantis,
it's either you or me.

408
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,847
And me has got an apoca-laser.

409
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,517
Ka-and-boom!

410
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,895
[laughs]

411
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,652
Mama took care of business.

412
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,490
What? There's a zombie mountain level?

413
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:17,905
[sighs]

414
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,158
[groans]

415
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,720
What if Jigsaw gets here first?

416
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,717
I didn't call Jigsaw.

417
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,716
No one calls Jigsaw!

418
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,972
OK? He just comes.

419
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,232
Wait, you're really still doing that?

420
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,984
It's what I came up here for.

421
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,438
Is it?

422
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,482
[car doors open]

423
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,033
[Katie panting]

424
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,359
If you're a serial killer,
there's an angry possum down there!

425
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,278
-[Jennifer] Katie?
-Mommy!

426
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,495
Alexa, what were you thinking?

427
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,081
You told Lucas to do it!

428
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,837
She's traumatized. I don't think
we can trust anything she says.

429
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,549
-Hey.
-Alexa?

430
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,718
-I'm gonna go up.
-[Dave] All right.

431
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:18,839
Oh, I'm sorry!

432
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,676
Thank God you're safe.

433
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,851
You had no idea how worried I was,

434
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,310
or how close I was
to conquering zombie mountain.

435
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,766
[grunts] OK. Yeah.

436
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:34,189
Alexa, why would you
do something this dangerous?

437
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,900
Why not?
It's not like you're gonna do anything.

438
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,859
What are you talking about?

439
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,575
You haven't been punishing me
for anything.

440
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,331
Obviously, nothing I do matters.

441
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,252
Is that what you think?

442
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,330
Mom, I got a D.

443
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,209
And you practically put it on the fridge.

444
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:58,339
You always talk about how important
my grades are for my future, but now...

445
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,836
it's like you think I don't have one?

446
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,135
Alexa.

447
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,981
[sighs] Honey, listen to me.

448
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,097
Of course you have a future.

449
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,440
I have never doubted that for one second.

450
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,029
You are the strongest person I know.

451
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,855
So what's the deal?

452
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,947
It's weird.

453
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,159
Yeah, honey. It's...

454
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:25,988
It's weird for me, too.

455
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,119
For you?

456
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,669
Listen, I will always stay on you
about your health.

457
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,916
But I just can't get upset
about a D any more.

458
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,667
Things are different
since you got diagnosed.

459
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,757
So when I saw your test,

460
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,974
punishing you didn't seem that important.

461
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,273
The doctors told us that you would be
unfocused at certain times,

462
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,479
and your math class
being at the end of the day,

463
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,150
it made sense that you would struggle.

464
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,017
And after letting you slide for that,

465
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,186
the movie didn't seem
that big of a deal, either.

466
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,648
So what about your sweater?

467
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,324
Well, I'm keeping a list
until you get healthy.

468
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,244
So what are you gonna do about this?

469
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,664
What, you mean sneaking out,

470
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,496
trespassing, vandalism?

471
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,665
Yeah.

472
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,464
I don't know, sweetie.

473
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,421
No!

474
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,505
Be normal! Be mean!

475
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,514
OK. Um...

476
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,390
All right.
Well, you're grounded for a week.

477
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,393
More.

478
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,981
-No more movies for a month.
-Not enough.

479
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,480
-No TV.
-OK.

480
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,611
-I'll take your cell phone.
-You made your point.

481
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,069
And until your math grade goes up,
you're getting a tutor.

482
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,151
Ha!

483
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,316
It's good to have my mom back.

484
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,405
-[possum screeches]
-The possum's back!

485
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,536
[Katie groans]

486
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,832
And he brought his friends.

487
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,335
And they're coming up the ladder.

488
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:00,958
Everybody, back. I got this.

489
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,304
[leaves rustle]

490
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,222
[chuckles]

491
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:08,854
Right.

492
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,805
Don't worry, ladies.

493
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,524
[ringing]

494
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,822
[snoring]

495
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,667
Hey, look!

496
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:43,669
Orion's Belt.

497
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,755
[Dave chuckles]

498
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,267
[doorbell rings]

499
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,179
[Lori] Alexa, that should be your tutor.

500
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,241
Please tell me there's a tutor behind you.

501
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,488
Nope, just me.

502
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,822
I thought you had to be smart
to be a tutor.

503
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:11,987
Not really.

504
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,985
I just have to be smarter than you.

505
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,953
Done and done.

506
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:22,041
You know what? Maybe there is a problem
that you can help me with.

507
00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:23,879
That's what I'm here for.

508
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:25,801
[clears throat] OK.

509
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:31,602
So, "If a 22-foot ladder
is leaning against a 19-foot sign,

510
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,808
how long will it take
two 16-year-old boys to climb it?"

511
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:37,891
I'm guessing never,

512
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:41,266
because they don't have the guts
a couple of 14-year-old girls have.

513
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,729
[Dylan scoffs]

514
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:48,605
Well, you're missing
one important variable in that equation.

515
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,315
It was dewy out!

516
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,622
[Alexa] When I got sick,
I realized how important it was

517
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,793
for me to leave some kind of mark.

518
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,252
To let people know that I was here.

519
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,433
[upbeat theme music plays]

520
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,307
♪ Hey! ♪

521
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,363
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

522
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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

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♪ We'll do this together ♪