- *
- Hey, where is everyone?
Oh, did I come to school on a Saturday, again?
- Surprise! - [screams]
- Happy Squadaversary!
It's been a year since you joined the Phoenix Squad.
- I totally forgot today is our Squadaversary!
Or did I?
- "Happy Squad Avers?"
- Letters are expensive.
- We're going to celebrate all week long.
I'm so excited I could throw a barrel full of bricks!
[grunts] Ah!
- [thud] - Oh, no, I hit something.
- It's a bird. - It's a dragon.
- MAN: [screaming]
- Nope, it's a dude.
- I landed on my face
but I am still shockingly good looking.
- Oh...my...goblin! You're Great Glider.
- That's what it says on my super-underwear.
- How do you know who he is? - Oh, I'm his biggest fan.
He saved Seagate from a trash witch, a trash goblin,
a trashnado.
Seagate's pretty dirty, guys.
- Wow, we don't see many superheroes around here.
Astoria is protected by knights.
- Well, not every kingdom can be cool.
- What was that crash?
Oh, my!
We're in the presence of greatness!
- Whoa! [chuckles] Thank you, My King.
It's nice to finally be recognized.
- I'm talking about Great Glider!
- The King of Astoria. Get in here!
- BOTH: Whoa!
[chuckling]
- We haven't seen each other since I saved you
from drowning in the chocolate sea.
- Oh, I kept swimming with my mouth open.
It was a delicious disaster.
Have you come to collect the kingly reward
for saving my life?
- So wait, if someone saves you, they get a reward?
- Oh, they sure do, janitor.
- He knows my name!
- We saw a guy in a cape fall from the sky.
- Please tell me he fell on Phoenix Squad.
One, two, three, four. Dang it.
- Well, King, I've gotta go.
You can ship that reward to my fortress of awesometude.
Up-up and glide! - [glider pack coughs]
- His glider pack farted.
- Now I understand why he's Arc's hero.
- [glider pack short-circuits] - Aw, man.
That barrel must have knocked my fuel line loose.
I'm out of Glidey gas.
- Don't you have any more?
- No, but I can make some more by mixing several ingredients
with the last of my plutroleum!
- Great, what are the ingredients?
- I don't know, I'm handsome.
- Don't worry, I'll put Sir Gareth in charge
of making your Glidey gas.
- Oh-ho! So, a superhero needs a knight to save the day.
[chuckles] I guess I can do it.
Sage, you do it.
- This is so great!
Let me and my friends show you around Astoria.
- I don't really do tours.
- We'll compliment you the whole time.
- Let the tour begin! - Yes!
- *
- And the final stop in the tour is our Squad room.
- It's nice, but I feel like it's missing something.
Like my theme song!
- * Great Glider will take flight! *
* When he sees evil, he will fight, fight, fight! *
* Glide, Great Glider, glide!
- Did you know that-- - You wrote it yourself?
Of course.
I know everything about you.
As a kid, my dream was to be a superhero.
- I thought your dream was to open a taco stand
with your best friend called "Tac Bros."
- That's not a dream. That's happening.
But I did give up being a superhero
because I could never be as amazing as Great Glider.
- Because he's full of muscles and you're full of hot air?
- You just lost your friends and family discount
at Tac Bros.
- Hey, we need to get to the Tasty Trunk
to start our week-long Squadaversary celebration.
- Yeah, tonight's event is Turkey Talk.
- It's when we spin a turkey, and if it lands on you,
you get to say nice things to the rest of the Squad.
- Wow. You kids don't get out much.
- Well, we should get going. Make yourself at home.
- Oh, so sorry I sneezed on your cape
during the tour of Astoria.
- It's okay, citizen, you can just buy me a new one.
- [laughs] - I'm serious.
You're going to buy me a new cape.
- I'll meet you guys at the Tasty Trunk,
I'm gonna see if he'll answer a few more questions for me.
- Don't take too long.
After we spin that turkey, we eat that turkey.
- Great Glider, can you tell me about the time you saved Seagate
from Trashzilla?
- Well, that'll be the most mind-blowing story
you've ever heard.
- PHONE: Time to be awesome!
- That'll be the most mind-blowing story
you've never heard!
That's my Glidey Alert reminding me to make some saves.
- Aw, man! I wish I could see you in action.
- I do love an adoring audience.
Would you like to glide along?
- [gasps]
- Are you okay? 'Cause I don't do mouth-to-mouth.
- That means I wanna go, but...
I have to meet my friends for our Squadaversary.
- [chuckles] Well. What would you rather do?
Hang out with your hero, or go talk to a turkey?
- Oh, you don't talk to the turkey,
we spin it and then we--
you're right, we don't get out much.
I'm coming with you. - Good call. Cue my theme song.
- * Great Glider will take flight! *
* When he sees evil, he will fight, fight, fight! *
- * Glide, Great Glider, glide! *
* Yeah!
- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?
- CIARA: I'm a princess,
whose father won't let her become a knight.
Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy, please, please!
So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.
Yes!
- ARC: And I'm Arc.
A charming thief who has the same dream.
I'm destined to become a knight.
- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed
at Knight School.
- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.
- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.
- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming Knights.
- * We are the Knight Squad, hey! **
- *
- Where's Arc? He's two hours late.
- Yeah, we can't play Turkey Talk without him,
it's against the rules.
- Oh, actually, there are no rules.
I made up this game because I was craving turkey.
- Let me just grab my wallet, it's right here in my--
See you, sucker! [laughs]
- [thud] - [groans]
- He'll take that knuckle sandwich to go.
- [applause]
- But hold the tomatoes,
because they have a weird texture.
- You don't need to talk.
- Hey, guys.
- Arc, you were with Great Glider this whole time?
Do you know how hard it was to keep Prudie away
from the Turkey? - [smacking]
- Prudie, no.
- Yeah, you're missing our Squadaversary.
- I'm sorry, but now that I'm here,
you have my undivided attention.
And--oh, my gosh, he's getting away!
[grunts] [karate scream]
- [cheering and applause]
- Arc, you kicked this crook like a crook-kicking boss.
- Thanks! I was the captain of my kickball team!
- Let's get this guy to the dungeon.
- Oh, guys, we can do this later, right?
- Not, really-- - Thanks for understanding.
- Arc just bailed on us. - Don't worry.
When Great Glider leaves,
everything will go back to normal.
- PRUDIE: [burps]
- Prudie, did you just eat the whole turkey?
- I waited two hours. I deserved it.
- So Arc ditched his friends for Great Glider.
You know, if that superhero sticks around,
he could break up their Squad.
We have to keep Great Glider here.
- But we're almost done making the Glidey gas.
- Or are we? - We are! [giggles]
- Or are we? - We are.
- Or are we? - We are!
- Or are we?! - We are almost done!
- [indistinct arguing]
- *
* Na-na-na
- Nothing like the sweet sound of a trip wire.
- [trip wire bouncing]
- [babbles]
- I told you.
If someone saves the King, they get a kingly reward,
that's why we're gonna "save him."
- Ooh. - BOTH: [snickering]
- KING: I'm just going outside for my daily cookie break.
- Oh, here he comes, time to catch a King.
Oh, no! I caught myself!
- Let's see what today's cookie is.
Oatmeal raisin?!
Oh, how could this day get any worse?
[screams]
- [thud]
- I'm okay.
I landed on a soft, stinky pillow.
- That's no pillow, that's Slobwick!
- [chattering]
- Slobwick saved the King!
- [cheering and applause]
- This creature shall get a kingly reward.
But first... send that cookie to the dungeon!
- [snickering]
- *
- Alright, all we have to do is blow up the Glidey gas
so that Great Glider will be stuck here.
Pass me the blast berries.
Did you eat one?
- [coughs] No. [giggles]
- [flame pops]
Maybe.
- Man, I don't want Great Glider to go.
He's so awesome.
He even taught me his stare of truth.
- Sometimes I say I wear deodorant but I don't!
- Looks like my Glidey gas is almost ready.
Students, last chance for a selfie with a real hero.
- Better than--
you can also take pictures with me.
- [cameras clicking]
- I've gotta get rid of this guy.
Is the gas almost ready?
- Uh--uh-- - Sir Gareth, be careful!
- [scoffs] Uh-oh.
That sounds means I'm about to lose another body part.
- [explosion] - [screams]
- No! No! My plutroleum's destroyed!
Now I'm stuck in Astoria.
- Yes! - No!
Please! Please tell me there's more plutroleum!
[cries]
- No. It's extremely rare. [giggles]
I mean the sad version of that.
- Great Glider, now that you live here,
you could be Astoria's superhero.
- Hmm, that's true.
But I'd need a sidekick,
someone who's smart and makes good decisions.
- Oh. [laughs] I thought he was gonna ask Arc.
- Oh. - [laughing]
- Oh, I'm not asking Arc.
I'm asking Glidey Boy!
- I'm Glidey Boy? - No, you're Arc-y Boy,
and your super power is friendship.
- Yeah, there's no way you can be his sidekick
and still have time to go to Knight School.
- Wow.
So I have to choose between my dreams?
I don't know what to do.
- I know the answer,
it starts with "You better choose Knight School"
and ends with "or I'm gonna smack you."
- Well, maybe the stare of truth will help you decide.
- I really wanna be a superhero,
but I don't want Ciara to smack me!
- Good choice.
- *
- I'm a superhero!
Where did my other clothes go?
Doesn't matter. I'm a superhero!
- *
- It just feels so weird now that Arc quit Knight School
to become a superhero.
- What do you mean? Arc's still here.
No, he's not, I just dressed up a tree.
- Guys, trust me, Arc is just going through a phase.
Next time we see him, he'll be back to normal.
- ARC: Glidey Booooooyyy!
Someone order a hero?
- Oh, I'm glad you're here, I forgot to give you something.
- [smacks]
- My super muscles barely felt that.
- When are you gonna snap out of this and hang up the tights?
- Okay, never. Right? I wanna help people.
Being a superhero allows me to do that.
- So does being a knight.
- Yeah, but there's no guarantee I'm gonna become a knight.
Or that I'm gonna find my old clothes.
- PHONE: Time to be Glidey!
- Oh, that's my alert. I gotta go.
By the way, that's a good-looking tree.
Glidey Booooy!
- Okay. New plan.
Since Arc won't quit,
we have to get rid of Great Glider.
- Wish that Glidey gas hadn't exploded.
- Yeah, how could that even happen?
- Sage got the ingredients. - And Sage mixed it together.
- And Sage is pointing and laughing at us.
- [laughing]
- Sage. We know you destroyed the Glidey gas.
- What? I would never force Great Glider to stay here
so that Arc could choose him over you dumb-dumbs.
- And we certainly did not blow it up with blast berries.
[laughs] - [flame popping]
- Sage, what you did was not cool.
You have to help us fix it.
- And what makes you think I'd ever do that?
- Attention.
Now that Arc is a super zero, I had to rearrange the Squads.
Sage, you're in Phoenix now.
- So, I've had time to reconsider
and I wanna help you now.
I'll make the gas right this time.
- You can't make it, there's no more plutroleum.
- Actually, I do know of a troll mine
that happens to have plenty of it.
- But trolls don't like outsiders.
How are we supposed to sneak in?
- Maybe I can use my magic to turn some of us into trolls.
- I know I said I'd help you,
but there is no way you're turning us into trolls.
You turned us into trolls!
- [giggles] Look! My eyebrows are kissing.
- * Na-na, na-na-na, oh!
- Slobwick shall receive a kingly reward
for saving me from a major boo-boo.
Present his treasure.
A butt-load of chicken nuggets.
- I guess dreams do come true!
- [applause]
- I would've given you more, but I'm pretty sure
when I fell on you, you gave me fleas.
- We did it, Slobby. [chuckles] It's nugget time.
Relax, we're best friends.
- [denying grunt]
- What do you mean, no? - [babbles]
- Wait, you want the nuggets all to yourself?
- Yep. - Why, you! Come here!
You won't get away with this, you nugget nabber!
- [laughs]
Ah! [munching]
- *
* Na-na-na, na
- Hey! Who are you two?
- We work for you, stinkwad.
- Aww, compliments will get you nowhere.
Now get to work, let's go!
- Ugh. [laughs]
This smells more like poo-troleum. [laughs]
Right, guys?
Just find a bucket.
- And so I told the ogre,
"It's not my fault your face looks like your butt!"
- [laughing] - Isn't she hilarious?!
- Hilarious?! Did you just say something nice?
- [clears throat] No, sir.
- You showed me respect! These two aren't trolls!
Intruders!
- *
- Guys, I found a bucket!
I mean, this isn't my house.
- *
- * Eh, eh, eh-eh, eh
* Ah, eh-eh, eh
- Wow, I have never had fans before.
- They adore you almost as much as they adore me.
- And my third grade teacher
said I'd never amount to anything.
Take that, Mom!
- Eh?
- I was home-schooled. - Oh.
- *
- Go for Glidey Boy.
- Arc, we're in a troll mine and we've been captured and--
- Hey! Give me that mirror!
Oh, and how did you get reception down here?
- Great Glider, the Phoenix Squad has been
captured by trolls, we have to help them.
- Of course we will.
After we sign all these autographs.
- But don't we have a responsibility to help people?
- [groans] Yes.
But we also have a responsibility to our fans,
and they wanna see your cool new action figure!
- Ooh.
- How do they cram so much handsome
into that little guy?
- So, what's it gonna be?
Your friends, or the fans who make it all worthwhile?
And while you're thinking about it,
I'm gonna sing your new theme song.
* It's Glidey Boy, he's got his own toy *
* Oh, joy, oh, joy
* It's Glidey Boy!
- [cheering and applause]
- *
- Pardon me, might an old, smelly man,
get to look at the hero.
- [babbles]
- I'm back, you no-good thief!
- [gasps] - Give me my nugget--
- [barking] [babbling]
- Go ahead, call the guards, I'll tell everyone
you helped me trick the King.
- [babbles] - You tricked the King?
- Yeah, it was so crazy, the King's not that smart.
- BOTH: Uh-oh.
- [babbles] - I'm sorry too, Slobby.
It was the nuggets, they can drive a man crazy.
- [babbles] - Less talking, more sweeping.
While I enjoy this cookie.
Oatmeal raisin again?!
- *
- [groans] Just fall already, will ya?!
I'm late for my son's troll-mitzvah!
- Well, too bad. - There's nothing you can do
to make us fall.
- But mazel tov on your son's big day.
- You might as well give up, no one's coming to save you.
- *
- [grunts]
- *
- Arc, you came! - Yeah!
And I found my old clothes.
They were under my uniform the whole time.
- Trolls! Stop him!
- * - [grunting]
- [swords clashing]
- ALL: [grunting]
- Warwick, you get the plutroleum,
we'll handle these guys.
- [grunting] - [swords clashing]
- We can't let them kick all the troll butt.
- [thud] - Let's get cracking.
[karate yell] [giggles]
- [grunting]
- [yells]
- *
- Well, it's been fun, but I hate fun, so...toodles!
- I got the plutroleum... and found a bathroom,
it was surprisingly clean.
- Sorry I got swept up in being a superhero,
but when I saw you guys were in trouble,
I knew I needed to be with my Squad.
- Happy Squadaversary.
- I kept some in case you changed your mind.
- No, more trolls! - No, it's us, you super dork.
And thanks for nothing, we freed ourselves.
- [giggling] I used my troll teeth to chew us free.
- Come on, let's go make some Glidey gas
and send that superhero on his way.
- What--you're still gonna change us back, right?
Don't walk away!
- [grunts] - [smacking]
- I know you hear me!
- * Na-na, na-na, eh
* Hey!
*
* Hey!
*
* Hey!
*
- *