1 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,383 - * Hey, hey, hey, oh, oh * 2 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,619 - Welcome to the Phoenix Squad study and snack sesh. 3 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,488 - Warlock, can I get a chili dog? 4 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,924 - [magic tinkling] 5 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,764 - Next time, you should tell him to hold the "chilly." 6 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,999 - Let's get to work. 7 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,834 We need to pick someone we respect and admire 8 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,236 to do our presentation on. 9 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,671 - Sir Gareth said it's worth our entire history grade. 10 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,741 If we don't ace it, we'll have to go summer Knight School. 11 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,277 - Oh, man, then I'd have to miss magic camp. 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,946 They were gonna teach me how to turn a toad into a canoe! 13 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,384 - How about we do our project on Sir Angus Macchio? 14 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,320 - Yes! Right! Perfect! 15 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,222 - You don't know who that is, do you? 16 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,457 - Not a clue. 17 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,127 - He was the first teacher of Knight School 1,000 years ago. 18 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,362 - I just wish we didn't have to spend all day 19 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,463 working on our project. 20 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,598 It's the opening day of jousting season. 21 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:05,999 - Oh, that's right. 22 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,337 The Astoria Moat Monsters versus the Seagate Slugs. 23 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:13,407 - Go... Slugs! 24 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,743 - That sounds amazing, but unfortunately, 25 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,411 we have to get this project done. 26 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,947 - Okay, well, I can't think on an empty stomach. 27 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,419 - [clanking] 28 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,655 - In three hours, this is going to be delicious. 29 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,360 - You know what I hate about this project? 30 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,328 Everything. 31 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,930 - Sir Gareth is one kooky teacher. 32 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:40,201 It's like he expects us to learn or something. 33 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,737 - There's just so few people I respect and/or admire. 34 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,539 - Really? You-you can't think of anyone 35 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,175 you respect and admire? 36 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,311 Maybe someone you're lucky enough to-to know personally? 37 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,684 - Oh, my wallet's in my other robe. 38 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,352 Sorry! - [poof] 39 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:04,124 - Since I'm someone that people respect and admire, 40 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,927 I will pay his bill for him. [chuckles] 41 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,163 Oh, choo, choo, choo, that's gonna hurt. 42 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,733 - You know what? 43 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,268 There is someone that comes to mind. 44 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,204 - Happy to help. And I promise 45 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:19,039 that I will grade your project the same as the other squads. 46 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,142 - And I promise to stop swallowing ladybugs. 47 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,978 [gulps] Starting now. 48 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,417 - Guess what? 49 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,119 Kraken's doing their project on little old me. 50 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:35,423 - Oh! We're doing ours on Sir Angus Macchio. 51 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,825 - We're calling it "Sir Macchio Project" 52 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,428 by Arc the Magnificent and these people. 53 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,397 - Yeah, we're not doing that. 54 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,766 - Well, your project's not due until the end of the week, 55 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,435 so come up with a better title. 56 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,437 I'll take this out of your way while you work. 57 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,839 Ooh! That's cold! - I was eating that! 58 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,907 - No, you're not. 59 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,876 - You know, Sir Gareth has a point. 60 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,478 We have all week to do our project. 61 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,380 Maybe we can hit that jousting match. 62 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,449 - Yeah, I mean, why are we working on this already? 63 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,485 My motto has always been, "Why do homework..." 64 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,756 That's it. That's my motto. 65 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,460 - I don't know, guys. We have work to do. 66 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,530 - Don't worry about the project. We'll do it tomorrow. 67 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,199 - Oh, man, I can't stop thinking about that jousting match. 68 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,469 - We won! In your face, Slugs! 69 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,173 - Ooh, we should go to Giant Beach today. 70 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,310 - What about our project? - Oh, we'll do it tomorrow. 71 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,947 - That was a great beach day yesterday. 72 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,649 - Well, today's gonna be even better 73 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,819 because we're playing crossbow paintball. 74 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,321 It's paintball with crossbows. 75 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,590 - [splat] 76 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,293 - Oh, you're going down! 77 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,828 - Wait! What about our project? 78 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,563 - Uh, we'll do it tomorrow. 79 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:56,504 - [sighs] This spa day is just what we needed. 80 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,574 - Shouldn't we be working on our project? 81 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,643 - We'll do it tomorrow. 82 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,414 - Okay, we're going sledding on Yeti Mountain, 83 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:10,384 but we should definitely work on our project tomorrow. 84 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:14,021 - Phoenix Squad, I can't wait for your presentation tonight. 85 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,023 - Tonight?! 86 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,358 - Oh, no. 87 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,593 We've run out of tomorrows. 88 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,694 - * 89 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:21,762 * Hey-- ah! 90 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,766 - Wanna know a secret? - I'm a princess whose father 91 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,000 won't let her become a knight. 92 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,369 Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy! 93 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,570 Please, please, please, please, please?! 94 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:33,140 So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara. 95 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,842 Yes! - ARC: And I'm Arc, 96 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,777 a charming thief who has the same dream. 97 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,346 I'm destined to become a knight. 98 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,913 - CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom 99 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,214 aren't allowed in Knight School. 100 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,650 - ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here. 101 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,852 - CIARA: Now we protect each other's secrets. 102 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,955 - ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights. 103 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,190 - * We are the Knight Squad-- hey! * 104 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,396 - * Na, na, nana, hey 105 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,698 - Okay, we had a week to finish our presentation, 106 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,099 and now it's due tonight! 107 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,601 - Why did we blow off our homework? 108 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,136 Now we're gonna fail history and go to summer Knight School. 109 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,839 - Summer's for fun, not for learning! 110 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,307 - Guys, relax. 111 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,477 We're the Phoenix Squad. We don't panic. 112 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:13,714 We have a giant, a wizard, a princess, and... 113 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,015 a guy who says "Wazow!" 114 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,584 - Wazow! - See? 115 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,121 - Ciara's right. Let's get to work. 116 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,457 - [sighs] Bookshelf, give us everything you have 117 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,992 about Sir Angus Macchio. 118 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,960 - [whizzing, thudding] 119 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,564 - [groaning] 120 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,199 - Knowledge hurts! 121 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,804 - I know this looks bad, but if we each read five books 122 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,873 every five minutes, we can do this! 123 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,509 - Maybe I'm a speed reader. 124 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,780 - Well, what did you learn? 125 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,516 - That I am not a speed reader. 126 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:54,722 - I know I said we don't panic, but I am starting to panic! 127 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:58,459 - If only we knew someone who'd blown off tons of homework, 128 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,561 he could come up with a super-sneaky plan 129 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,095 to get us out of this mess. 130 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,735 - Yes, I can, okay? 131 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,102 Because saying "Wazow!" 132 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,138 isn't the only thing I'm good at. 133 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:14,274 Oh, by the way, wazow. 134 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,146 - He is good at that. 135 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,649 - * Oh, hey, hey 136 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,383 - Hello, Kraken Squad. 137 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,719 I'm excited to hear your report tonight. 138 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,421 - I'm excited to hear anything! 139 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:31,358 I had carrots stuck in my ears for three years! 140 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,126 - Since you're finishing up your presentation, 141 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,228 now might be a good time to interview me. 142 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,498 - Okay, so, when you and Wizard Hogancross 143 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,667 were trapped on that island, what spell did Hogancross use 144 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,402 to keep you guys alive? - Uh, he hid in the sand 145 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:45,806 while a starfish monster tried to lay eggs in me. 146 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,374 - Is it true that in the '90s, 147 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,209 Hogancross released a hip-hop album 148 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,612 and called himself Poof Daddy? 149 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,314 - Uh, yes, but why are you so interested in that wizard? 150 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,483 - [poof] 151 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,785 - Because they're doing their report on me. 152 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,152 - On you?! - Yes! 153 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,021 And I suggest you wear comfortable pants, 154 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,790 because you'll be sitting on the edge of your seat. 155 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:08,128 - Oh, no! Did you think we were doing our project on you? 156 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,665 - [stutters] No! Of course not. 157 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,434 [imitates phone ringing] 158 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:17,037 I'm sorry, I really-- I have to, uh-- have to take this. 159 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,673 [chuckles nervously] Hello, Unicorn Squad? 160 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,110 Oh, you want to interview me for your project? 161 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,978 - How can they interview you when they're over there 162 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,547 interviewing Slobwick? 163 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,416 - [chatters] 164 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,417 [farts] 165 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,822 - Oh, look, a ghost knocked over that tray! 166 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,189 - [clanking] 167 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,359 - * 168 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,460 * Oh 169 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,195 - Arc's text was pretty vague. 170 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,298 It's just, "Training yard, pronto." 171 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,267 And he misspelled "yard". 172 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,203 - We only have a couple hours 173 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,005 before we have to give our report. 174 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,174 Do you think he came up with a sneaky plan? 175 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,110 - ARC: * He's a... 176 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,812 * Sneaky man 177 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,048 * He's got a sneaky plan 178 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,216 * Sneaking around in a sneaky land * 179 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,687 * He's a sneak, a sneaky man 180 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,658 - You are so talented, bro. 181 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,694 - Behold! 182 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:20,300 The final resting place of Sir Angus Macchio. 183 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,535 - That's your plan? 184 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,771 A tombstone we already knew about? 185 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:28,876 - I know, but this time, I invited a special guest. 186 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,177 - Resurrection dust? 187 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,612 That can bring things back from the dead. 188 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:34,147 - Guys, with this dust, we can hear Sir Macchio's story 189 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,716 straight from the zombie's mouth. 190 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,120 Oh, I really hope he still has a mouth. 191 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,989 - Arc, this is a bad idea! 192 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,957 - Would it help if I sang the song again? 193 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,392 - No. - Yes. 194 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,229 - You are not sprinkling this resurrection dust. 195 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,398 - Of course. I won't. 196 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,701 Because I did before you got here. 197 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,338 - [magic tinkling] 198 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,874 - Aah! - Zombie! 199 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,945 - Aaaaa've been laying down for a thousand years! 200 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,479 Gotta stretch out the hammies. 201 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,217 Oh, yeah. That's good. 202 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,685 - * Hey-- hey, hey 203 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:14,788 - * Hey, hey, hey 204 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,791 - When did they turn me Knight School 205 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:22,529 into a daycare for wee babies? 206 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,464 - It's still Knight School, Sir Macchio. 207 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,900 - Well, where are the pillars of fire? 208 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,702 There should be spikes everywhere. 209 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,471 And why aren't the students weeping in fear? 210 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,075 - Next time you think about 211 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,177 bringing someone back from the dead, don't! 212 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,181 - Come on, alright? He is harmless. 213 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,883 - What are ye looking at, rock? 214 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:43,884 [grunts] 215 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,819 - [clank] 216 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,755 - Oh, he killed my sitting rock! 217 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,025 - We need a week's worth of research by tonight. 218 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,460 He knows everything about Sir Macchio 219 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,428 because he is Sir Macchio. 220 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,931 - He's also a super-scary zombie. 221 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,267 Although I love his battle skirt. 222 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:04,171 - Hmm, you there! Goldilocks with the tight pants! 223 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,841 - Don't look at me. He's talking to you, Goldilocks. 224 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,612 - Why did you bring me back from the dead? 225 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,082 Are you looking for a fight? Huh? 226 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,950 - Ow. 227 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:21,221 No, uh, we're doing our history project on you, and... 228 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,690 you're gonna laugh... 229 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,092 because we kind of put off doing the research 230 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,526 until the last minute. 231 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,563 - [nervous giggling] 232 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:35,135 - They make you do history projects in Knight School? 233 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,670 [spits] 234 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,372 Books cannae help you fight unless you throw 'em at people! 235 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,276 - Zombie or not, this man is a genius. 236 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,346 - Knight School's changed, Sir Macchio. 237 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,448 We don't attack each other for no reason. 238 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,419 - Attacking each other is the reason! 239 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,321 And look what you've done! 240 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,490 You filled in me pit of bubbling acid. 241 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,893 - Did you use that to destroy monsters? 242 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,595 - Nae! It was for the students! 243 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,065 Catch you late to class? Into the pit. 244 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,300 See you chewing gum? Into the pit. 245 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,736 Complain about the pit? 246 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,237 Into the pit. 247 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,642 - Okay, uh, let's ask him some research questions quick 248 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,577 before he starts using us as target practice. 249 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,681 - [clank] 250 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,885 - Why you look so scared? 251 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,888 You need me to change your poo-poo pee-pee pants? 252 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,190 - I'm cool now, but maybe later. 253 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,192 Um, so Sir Macchio, 254 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,361 how would you describe yourself as a teacher? 255 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:39,232 - Mm, I was 50% warrior, 50% savage, 256 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,501 and just a dash of crazy to keep it fun. 257 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,905 - What was Knight School like back then? 258 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:49,142 - Knight School forged the greatest warriors 259 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,478 that Astoria has ever seen. 260 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,713 Then they kicked me out. 261 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,383 Now Crybaby City. Population, you. 262 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,687 - Uh, let's continue this interview somewhere 263 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:04,591 Sir Gareth won't find out his students raised a zombie. 264 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,559 - I'd love to help you out, 265 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:10,263 but I just remembered something I have to do. 266 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,132 - Oh, is it brush your zombie teeth? 267 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,867 Because your breath smells like worms. 268 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,171 - Nae! 269 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,942 It's find me enemy and get revenge! 270 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,210 - Revenge on who? 271 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,812 - You'll see when the sun goes down! 272 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,179 [laughs gleefully] 273 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,782 Revenge! [giggles] 274 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:35,088 - * 275 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,424 - Anyway, there we were, 276 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:41,862 lost at sea with only a crate of love potions. 277 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,064 I so enjoyed my time on the love boat. 278 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,168 - You know what this story needs? 279 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,604 Ice cream. - Then ice cream you shall have! 280 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,706 - [poof] 281 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,543 - This is why we respect and admire you! 282 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,779 - Oh, excuse me! 283 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,082 Coming through with a box-- ooh!-- 284 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,984 full of my trophies! 285 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,687 - [clanking] - Oh, oops! 286 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,158 I-I spilled my-my many accomplishments. 287 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,060 - Whoa! Sir Gareth, 288 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,995 you sure do have a lot of trophies. 289 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,365 - Yep! Unlike Hogancross, I have so many awards, 290 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,167 I'm not sure where to put them all. 291 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,836 - I'll tell you where you can put them. 292 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,838 - Bring it, weird beard. 293 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,107 - Well, this project's getting good. 294 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,741 - No, it's not! 295 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,511 Sir Gareth, you're ruining our interview? 296 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,314 - Well, fortunately this interview won't take long. 297 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,782 Hogancross only has one move. 298 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,817 First sign of danger and he poofs away. 299 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:38,852 Watch. 300 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,323 - Not pie! I'm gluten free! 301 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,624 - [poof] 302 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,059 - [splat] 303 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,795 - Ha! 304 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,398 - Sir Gareth, I'm really starting to think you wanted us 305 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,033 to do our project on you. 306 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,768 - Of course I did! I mean, look at these trophies! 307 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,871 Knight of the Year. Bravest Knight. 308 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,039 King's Choice Award. 309 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,041 And if there was an award for best stink eye, 310 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,542 I'd win that, too. Watch! 311 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,547 - That is a pretty good stink eye! 312 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,083 - * 313 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,085 * Na, na, nana, na 314 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,322 - Oh, man, I can't believe Sir Macchio got away from us. 315 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,125 He's in really good shape for a dead guy. 316 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,460 - He said he's gonna attack when the sun goes down. 317 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,595 We have to figure out who he wants to get revenge on. 318 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,998 - There is one way we can do that. 319 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,466 - Mm, I gotcha. 320 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,970 We raise someone from the dead who can read those books to us. 321 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,706 - No, we actually have to study. 322 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,743 - This day is a nightmare. 323 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,115 - There is nothing about revenge in here. 324 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,051 - It says here, "If Sir Macchio caught students 325 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,152 "gossiping about him, 326 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,653 "he attacked them with his signature move-- 327 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,088 the Macchio Charge." 328 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,990 - At least he didn't throw 'em in the pit. 329 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,092 - "And then he'd throw them in the pit." 330 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,028 - Listen to this. 331 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,130 "Sir Macchio was kicked out of Knight School by another teacher 332 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,267 "who said his teaching methods were too harsh. 333 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,434 "Sir Macchio vowed revenge 334 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,570 on that teacher's family for eternity." 335 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,406 - Whoever's related to that teacher's in danger. 336 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,008 - And we know him. 337 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,809 "That knight's great, great, great, great, great, great, 338 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,244 great, great--" [inhales deeply] 339 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,912 "--great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great--" 340 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,948 - Spit it out! 341 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,849 - "--great grandson is Sir Gareth." 342 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,751 Sir Macchio's going after him. 343 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,520 - This is not great, great, great, great, 344 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,255 great, great, great, great... 345 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,890 great... 346 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,993 You get the idea. 347 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,060 - * Hey, hey, hey 348 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,264 - * Na, na, nana, na 349 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,765 - Ah, Sir Gareth! 350 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,667 The presentation is just about to start, 351 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,171 so sit down so you can hear all about how fabulous I am. 352 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,807 - Sir Gareth? 353 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,310 We thought about it and we want to do our project on you. 354 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,345 - What?! 355 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,880 - Eat that, Wizard! [laughs] 356 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,983 May I ask why? 357 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,952 - We picked Hogancross because he can poof us ice cream. 358 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,023 But now the ice cream's gone, and so is our respect for him. 359 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,195 - We looked at some of the trophies you left behind 360 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,331 and realized you are the person we... 361 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,898 [mumbles incoherently] 362 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,469 - Tell him, Sage. 363 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,638 - [stiffly] You're the person we respect and admire. 364 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,506 See, I said it. Now I feel gross. 365 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,144 - Well, then, let's hear that report. 366 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,680 [chuckles] Now who has starfish monster eggs in him? 367 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,650 Still me, but I win anyway. 368 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,319 - [clearing throats] 369 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:30,857 - You can replace the hand, but you can't replace the man. 370 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:37,764 - His heart may be fake, but his love for teaching is real. 371 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:43,770 - His name is Sir Gareth and this is his story. 372 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,272 - Aah! 373 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,640 I can't listen to this "gar-bahge." 374 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,477 Poof Daddy out! - [poof] 375 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,613 - You made Hogancross leave. 376 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,748 Best project ever. 377 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,950 Kraken Squad gets an A. - [whooping] 378 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,687 - I told you all we had to do is write the introduction. 379 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,855 - [giggles] School's a lot easier when you don't do it. 380 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,695 - Oh, good. Sir Macchio isn't here yet. 381 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,597 - Phoenix Squad, what's going on? 382 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,765 - Sir Gareth, something horrible has happened. 383 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,901 - We procrastinated on our history project. 384 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,969 - Oh, that sounds like a you problem. 385 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,871 - Then we brought Sir Macchio back to life 386 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,607 and he wants to get revenge on you. 387 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,509 - That sounds like a me problem. 388 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,043 Why does he want revenge? 389 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,346 - Sir Macchio was kicked out of Knight School by your ancestor, 390 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,747 Lady Garethina. 391 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,849 She thought his teaching methods were too harsh. 392 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,885 - Now Sir Macchio's back for revenge and it's all our fault. 393 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,687 - You brought him back to life, Arc. 394 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,190 - Um, I feel like that was a squad decision. 395 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,395 - If I survive this, you guys are in very big trouble. 396 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,963 - We've gotta get you out of here before 397 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,632 Sir Macchio tries a surprise attack. 398 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,767 - Ha, ha! Surprise attack! 399 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,507 Hello! Me name is Sir Macchio. 400 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,577 Your ancestor stole me Knight School. 401 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,447 Prepare... to cry. 402 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,249 - Get to safety! Protect yourselves! 403 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,552 - Oh, no! The Phoenix Squad isn't leaving! 404 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,753 They could get hurt! 405 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,688 - Don't make promises you can't keep. Go! 406 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,992 - [grunting] - [clanking] 407 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:22,602 - * 408 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,604 - You're a powerful warrior, Sir Macchio, 409 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,006 but you can't defeat me if you can't breathe. 410 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,642 - Aah! 411 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,445 Gotcha, Garreth! I don't breathe! 412 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,081 I'm a zombie! [laughs] 413 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,249 - [yells] 414 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,651 [grunts] 415 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,821 - You're soft, Gareth! Just like your students. 416 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,055 [laughs] 417 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,829 - Sir Gareth made us tough enough to challenge you. 418 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,464 - I taught them everything I know. 419 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,899 So it'd be like I'm fighting you, 420 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,702 but I'll be over there popping my hip back in. 421 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,106 - Alright, I accept your challenge. 422 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:04,110 - [Scottish music plays] 423 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,613 - What's he doing? - That's the dance he does 424 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,282 to get himself psyched up before a big battle. 425 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,318 Hey, I learned something! 426 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,521 - Wait, we all just read tons of stuff about Sir Macchio. 427 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,955 Let's use that against him. 428 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,225 - Exactly. I have an idea. 429 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,692 We gotta make him mad. 430 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,831 - [whispering] 431 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,699 - What are y'all whispering about? 432 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,202 - We're just gossiping about you. 433 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,272 - If you've got something to say, say it to me face! 434 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,774 Oh, now you're gonna get me signature move-- 435 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,576 the Macchio Charge. 436 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,977 [yells] 437 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,415 - [grunting] - [clanking] 438 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,319 - Wazow! 439 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,155 - Who needs axes when I've got me punching fists? 440 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,626 - Time to take you for a spin. 441 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,895 [grunts] 442 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,364 - [thud] 443 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,236 - I'm about to lose me thousand-year-old lunch! 444 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,774 - Macchio, you need to learn to relax. 445 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,577 Here, let me help. [recites magic spell] 446 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,580 - What are you-- ooh, oh, ah, oh! 447 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,114 That hit the spot right there. 448 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,686 - You know what else hits the spot? Me. 449 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:24,123 - [yelps] I'm stuck like a bear in a honey pot. 450 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,025 Let me go! 451 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,161 - Not unless you promise no more revenge. 452 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,631 - [sighs] I promise. 453 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,133 - Are your fingers crossed? 454 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,868 - Aye. 455 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,538 Fine, you bested me. 456 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,808 And I suppose you're not the wee babies I made you out to be. 457 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,945 [grunts] 458 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:54,287 - Which means my ancestors and I did not turn Knight School soft. 459 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,288 - [clank] 460 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,256 - Now I just stabbed myself again. 461 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,828 - Well, it's getting late. 462 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,396 I should get back to the afterlife. 463 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,167 Goodbye, Goldilocks. You're not so bad after all. 464 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,070 - Really? 465 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:16,576 - Nae, you're the worst! [laughs] 466 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,478 - [magic tinkling] 467 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,483 - Oh, good! Sir Macchio's gone 468 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:27,253 and the Phoenix Squad is safe! - Ugh, they always survive! 469 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,223 - Phoenix Squad, that was the most unique presentation 470 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,392 I've ever seen. 471 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,761 - Does this mean we get an A on our project? 472 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,697 - Well, on the one hand, you rasied a zombie. 473 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,632 But on the other hand, I only have one hand, 474 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,401 so I will see you at summer Knight School. 475 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,202 - Ha! 476 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,838 - Hey, if it means anything, you really are a good teacher. 477 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,374 - Huh, good teacher? 478 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,542 I'm a great teacher and I can prove it. 479 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,777 Kraken Squad? - Hm? 480 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,179 - Continue your report about how awesome I am. 481 00:21:55,382 --> 00:22:00,152 - Um, Sir Gareth, a man who was born a baby. 482 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,722 - Who grew up to do interesting stuff. 483 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,225 - Then-then lost a bunch of body parts and-- 484 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,160 - Oh, you're all going to summer Knight School! 485 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,464 - * Na, na, nana, hey 486 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,267 - * 487 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,168 * Hey 488 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:22,609 * 489 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:23,910 * Hey 490 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:30,550 * 491 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,918 * Hey 492 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:37,990 *