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- Students, I'm here to make a special announcement
that Sir Gareth will be making a special announcement.
- I hope the special announcement
is that there'll be no more special announcements.
- Or maybe he's approved our request to hire a monkey
to clean up after us.
- A monkey maid.
It just makes sense.
- I actually had one growing up.
They are amazing.
- Achoo! - CROWD: [gasps]
- Oh, hello, Squads.
Your Majesty.
I'm afraid I've come down with Astorian Snot Flu.
Achoo!
- That's your big announcement?
I was hoping for a bouncy castle.
- Me, too!
- BOTH: Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle!
- [coughing]
Unfortunately, I'll be forced to take my first day off ever.
- But, Sir Gareth, you know my motto is
knights never take a day off.
- He came up with that on his day off.
- Oh.
- Your right, Your Majesty, I'll just cancel the substitute
I found and hope that this very contagious illness
doesn't spread to everyone.
Eu-euh...
Ee...including you!
Achoo!
- Yuck!
By royal decree, Sir Gareth may take one day off,
because he is grossing me out.
- Poor Sir Gareth.
He always takes care of us.
Let's take care of him!
- I have a better idea. No.
- I have a better better idea.
[giggles] Yes.
Your Majesty, Sage and I would like to take care of Sir Gareth
and nurse him back to health.
- That's brilliant!
You two take care of Sir Gareth.
- Well, but, Your Majesty, I can take care of myself.
- See, he can take care of himself.
- I'm sorry, are you king?
Do you have people to carry you to your castle?
Because I do.
- Alright, time for Sage and I
to kick the snot out of that cold.
- Stop trying to make it sound fun.
- I wonder who our substitute's gonna be.
- Substitute! - [horn bugles]
- I think it's that guy.
- That's not a guy, that's my dad.
- You're home!
- Ah-ah-ah, stop and give me 20.
Twenty hugs. [laughs]
- When did you get back from patrol?
- First thing this morning.
Sir Gareth asked me to take care over as a substitute teacher.
- Guys, this is our dad, Sir Johnwick.
- Oooh!
It is an honor to meet my best friend's dad.
I feel like I know you.
- You don't.
I'm assuming your training's going well.
I don't have to remind you the Wick family has produced
some of the greatest knights Astoria has ever known.
No pressure.
- I'll help you get ready for class.
I pretty much run this place.
- Guys, when my dad finds out I have magic,
he's gonna be amazed.
- He doesn't know? - No.
I've been waiting for the perfect way to show him.
- Oooh, with one of our musical theater productions?
- Actually, I thought I'd show him with magic.
- I guess I'll put these feathers away then.
- Okay, students.
To test your reflexes, I've brought in a blister wart--
a very rare, venom-spitting bullfrog.
- Oooh, look, he's so cute.
- FROG: [croaks and spits]
- [rock fizzling]
- Ooh! Not cute!
- This bullfrog will spit venom,
which each student must block with their shield.
- What an awesome teacher.
He's been here for less than a minute,
and he's already putting us in danger.
- Who wants to go first?
- I'm on it.
And I don't need this shield.
- That's my boy.
Who needs a shield when you're inherited
the Wick family reflexes.
- Protective-shieldy-wieldy.
- FROG: [croaks and spits]
- SQUAD: [applause]
- Warwick, you have magic?
- Yes, sir.
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Pretty disappointing, actually.
- Yeah, I think we're all disappointed.
- The Wicks are knights, we don't use magic.
Sorry, son, you failed.
- It's not too late to impress him with the feathers!
- FROG: [croaks and spits]
- [sizzling]
- Now it's too late.
- * Na-na-na-na, hey
- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?
- CIARA: I'm a princess,
whose father won't let her become a knight.
Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy!
Please, please, please!
So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara. Yes!
- ARC: And I'm Arc, a charming thief who has the same dream.
I'm destined to become a knight.
- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom
aren't allowed in Knight School.
- ARC: So, I'm pretending I belong here.
- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.
- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.
- * We are the Knight Squad, hey **
- * Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey *
- Take a break!
Good job, students.
Well, most of you.
- I can't believe I showed my dad my magic
and he gave me an F.
- Maybe he just needs some time to get used to the idea.
- Yeah, like how it took you guys time to get used
to me putting ketchup on my cereal.
- We will never get used to that, Prudy.
- Excuse me, sir.
Warwick would be even better at these exercises
if you let him use his magic.
- Nonsense.
When I was a student, magic was not allowed.
One of my Squad mates was sent to a witch doctor
to have her powers removed.
Of course, that was back before we started giving out trophies
just for showing up.
- I participated!
- Just sad.
Knights rely on strength and hard work,
which is why I want everyone to join me while I teach you
how to ride a mega-hawk!
- [gasps] A mega-hawk?
I've only ever ridden a mega-turkey,
and it was mega-delicious.
I'm a giant.
- Warwick, I want you to stay behind
and practice deflecting venom with your shield.
- [snaps] - Try not to burn your face off.
- I'm sorry.
Do you want us to stay behind and help you practice?
- Nah. You guys should go ride the mega-hawk.
It sounds amazing.
- I'm sure it's not that great.
- So we get to fly a giant bird around the moon?
Big deal.
- This is gonna be the greatest day of my life!
- I know!
- You okay?
- I was so excited when my dad came back,
but all I've done is disappoint him.
- Well, don't worry, alright?
Once Sir Gareth feels better,
you dad won't be our teacher anymore.
- Yeah, but he'll always be my dad.
And he thinks I'm an embarrassment.
I don't have fighting skills like the rest of my family.
How can I impress him without my magic?
- Maybe you can use magic and not tell him.
It'll be like your little secret.
Like how you draw on your chest hair.
- How could you tell?
- Because I do it, too.
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- Ah, ah, achoo! - Ah!
- What's all this?
- Well, the King cares about you so much that he made you
a snot containment area.
That way you won't get anyone else sick.
- I'm sick...of helping you. Can I go?
- We even brought a comfort animal to help you heal.
- [sputtering]
- [screaming]
It's in my mouth!
- [laughing]
- Now sit back and relax while Sage and I
give you the finest medical care
two kids with no medical training can give.
- Ah!
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait!
When I'm sick, I like to cuddle with my shield.
- How do you cuddle a shield?
You know what? I don't care.
- Wait. Can you guys go grab it?
You both should go, it's very heavy and cuddly.
- Okie-dokie, be right back.
- Okay.
Oh.
[grunting]
Ah!
- [screams]
- Don't judge me.
I'm pretending to be sick so I can finally
get a day off to relax.
And these girls are messing everything up.
- BUTTERCUP: Sir Gareth?
Did you say shield or teddy bear?
Because I gotta tell ya, they sound the same. [laughs]
- And, uh, why are you wearing a tropical eye patch?
- Uh, um, uh, I must have put it on accidently,
because I was delirious from being so sick.
[coughing]
- Uh, interesting.
Well, if you're so sick,
we better not take our eyes off you then.
Slobwick, hit him with the comfort spray.
- [sputtering]
- [screaming]
[spitting]
Even your slobber smells like farts!
- * Hey hey, hey
- Great mega-hawk ride, Squads.
- Sorry you dropped your trophy while we were flying, Kripan.
- Aw!
- But, hey, we'll get you another trophy
for dropping your trophy.
- Yay!
- I call this next exercise, King of the Hill.
First person to hit the gong wins.
- Hey, did you come up with something for Operation
Secret Magic to Impress Your Dad Who Hates Magic?
- Yeah, but I was gonna call it Operation Impress My Dad
and Prove to Him I Belong in the Family by Using
a Secret Spell He Doesn't Know About.
- Wow, yours really rolls off the tongue.
- Yeah.
- Students! Are you ready?
- Muscl-isus, Clumsy-wumsy.
- On your mark, get set...
- [horn blows]
- Uh! - What the heck?
- What's wrong us? - I don't know.
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- [gong dings]
- I did it!
I'm the King of the Hill!
- You see, Warwick?
I told you, Wicks don't need magic.
- Yep, the only thing magical about me is my smile. [laughs]
- Runs in the family.
- [sparkle dings]
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- Everyone watch Warwick.
He's the only one doing it right.
- Hey, when you got it, you got it, right, Dad?
- I'm happy for Warwick,
but I wish I knew what was wrong with us.
That's the 16th sword I lost today.
- This is crazy.
I can't even pick up my hammer.
Why won't you stay in my hands?
- Guys, I think someone might have told Warwick
to use secret magic to make his dad proud.
- Why do you think that?
- Because I told Warwick to use secret magic
to make his dad proud.
- So this is your fault?
- You're lucky I can't pick up my hammer!
- You can't all be this horrible.
Something fishy is going on.
Crystal scan, check the training yard for magic.
- Everyone is using magic except for me?
You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
- Did you put a spell on your classmates?
- [thud]
- I, uh--well, you see...
Yes, sir.
- You brought shame upon our family name.
I can't even look at you.
- I'm sorry I let you down.
- *
- Man, I hope he's gonna be okay.
- I feel like we should go after him.
In my brain, I'm going the other way.
- *
- And the last ingredient in Sir Gareth's special medicine...
pinch of ogre ear wax.
Or the whole jar!
- Sage, I'm so happy to see you finally
taking care of Sir Gareth.
- [evil giggles] Oh, I'm gonna take care of him alright.
He's faking being sick, and I'm gonna prove it.
Sir Gareth, time for your medicine.
- [groans]
Ugh! Why does it smell like whale vomit?
- It's probably the whale vomit.
This nasty mess will cure you of any disease you have.
- [moans]
- And if you're not sick, it'll make your head explode.
- [spitting]
Ah, not my beautiful head!
- I knew it! You're not sick!
- Mm. Okay, okay, I made everything up!
- Why would you lie to us?
- Because I work every day of my life,
and I wanted one day to relax.
But I was afraid to violate the King's
Knights Never Take a Day Off rule.
- So you just needed a little down time?
- I wanted to have my own beach day
with tropical smoothies,
and sand between my two good toes.
But now it's ruined.
- Well, that does sound like a good plan.
- So I can have my beach day?
- Sure. With one catch.
- [tropical music plays]
- We get a beach day, too. [giggles]
This is the life, ain't it, Buttercup?
- [sighs] Being a pretend doctor is exhausting.
- Whoo! To time off!
- SAGE AND BUTTERCUP: To time off!
- [laughs]
- ALL: Ah!
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- Warwick, are you here?
- The spell wore off, we got our coordination back.
- [metal bangs]
- Hey, that was on me.
- He's not here.
Where could he have gone?
- [panting] Guys...
Warwick...magic.
- I think he's trying to tell us something.
- I think he needs to hit the gym.
- Warwick's gone.
He's getting rid of his magic so he can make our family proud.
- You didn't stop him?
- How?
These muscles are just for show.
[smooch]
- Where would he even go to get rid of his magic?
- Are you the witch doctor?
- Yes, I remove warts, things stuck up your nose,
and magic.
Come on in.
- *
- Sir, Warwick has gone to a witch doctor
to have his magic removed.
- You need to talk him out of it.
- Why would I do that?
He's a Wick, and Wicks don't use magic.
- Well, this one does.
And just because there hasn't been someone like Warwick
in your family before
doesn't mean you should change who he is.
- His magic's amazing.
Our Squad would be lost without him.
- He even used his powers
to help defeat Ryker and save Astoria.
And his magic pizza is delicious.
- So are you going to help us?
- It sounds like Warwick already made his choice.
- If he's not gonna do anything, we'll do it ourselves.
- Yeah, we have to stop Warwick from making
the biggest mistake of his life.
- Well, there was that time he wore
those purple sequined overalls.
You're right, this is way worse.
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- So this is what a hammock feels like.
It's like I'm sleeping and floating at the same time.
- I'm starting to feel guilty.
No one else is getting a day off.
- You're right.
We should probably stop enjoying life and go back to school.
- ALL: [laughing]
- I love vacation humor. [laughs]
- Sir Gareth, I've come to check on you.
- Ooh, I'm doing good, King.
King!
- What is going on here?
- Yes, Your Majesty, I have a perfectly logical explanation.
I lied!
I was never sick!
I'm an embarrassment to knighthood.
[sobbing]
- Oh, Sir Gareth, don't cry.
You're gonna make me cry.
[crying]
- Lying to your king is a very serious offense.
Why would you do such a thing?
- Because I--I really just wanted--
and then these kids-- - Uh, I can't hear this anymore.
Your Majesty...Sir Gareth did all this
because he's never had a day off.
- But knights never take a day off.
It's printed on our money.
- Sage, you're actually taking care of Sir Gareth.
- Yeah, I know, don't rub it in.
Truth is, he just needs some time off.
Your "No day off" rule is really unfair.
- Is this true, Sir Gareth?
Are you exhausted?
- I'm so tired that I'm seeing double.
And that's saying a lot for a guy with one eye.
- Very well.
Hence forth, everyone will get two days off
at the end of the week.
Except my guards. Catch!
- Thank you, Sage.
And Buttercup.
No student has ever taken care of me before! [sobbing]
- Oh! - Oooh,
don't cry again, Sir Gareth.
You're gonna make me cry again.
[crying]
- See? This is why I don't help people.
- BOTH: [crying]
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- So, you wanna get rid of your magic?
Sign here.
- Should I read this first?
- "Should I read this first?"
That's what you sound like.
Great!
Now that the paperwork is done,
let's get rid of those pesky powers.
- Stop!
- Are you the guy who needs me to fix a bad haircut?
I'll be right with you.
- Guys, what are you doing here?
- Warwick, you can't get rid of your powers.
It's part of who you are,
and we wouldn't change that for anything.
- Yeah, you giving up your magic would be
like me giving up tap dancing.
- You can tap dance?
- No, I gave it up, and I've regretted it ever since.
- Well, thanks for coming to save me, guys,
but my father hates magic.
If I'm ever gonna live up to the family name,
I have to get rid of my powers.
- Uh, plus, I already have a guy
waiting to take over his magic.
You might have heard of him. The Amazing Carbonaro?
- Can we hurry this up?
I'm supposed to saw a person in half later.
And if I'm not magic, it could be really bad.
- I'm sorry, but my best friend's magic is not for sale.
- Mm, I think it's time for you kids to take a seat.
- [magic zapping]
- I'm stuck in this uncomfortable chair.
- Me, too!
- This magazine is older than I am!
Oh, ten steps to whiter teeth.
- Perhaps I can help.
Is there something behind your ear?
- Dude, we saw the coin in your hand.
- That's why I need real magic.
- Where were we?
Oh, that's right. Taking your magic.
This might hurt a bit.
It doesn't have to, but where's the fun in that?
- Warwick, stop!
- Seriously, I will get to you after the bad haircut guy.
- It's just a regular haircut!
- Dad, what are you doing here?
- Son, you're making a mistake.
- I am?
- Your friends helped me realize that...
even though you're different, you're still my son.
It was wrong of me to ask you to change who you are.
- That was me. I said that part!
- Wow, I never thought I'd hear you say that.
- This is so beautiful. [sobs]
I need something to wipe my tears.
- Dude, turn it off.
- Yeah, I've changed my mind.
I'd like to cancel my appointment.
- There's no backing out.
You signed a contract without reading it.
- You told me to.
- "You told me to."
That's what you sound like.
- She's gonna take Warwick's magic.
- Not if I have anything to say about it.
Protective shield-wieldy.
- [magic zapping]
- She's too strong.
I can't hold her off.
- She might be stronger than one Wick,
but I bet she's not stronger than two!
Protective shield-wieldy!
- [magic zapping]
- Your father has magic!
- I know! It's blowing my mind, too!
- [magic zapping]
- You'll pay for this.
I'm out of here!
- "You'll pay for this. I'm out of here."
That's what you sound like.
- That is not how you make an exit.
This is an exit.
- [explosion blasts]
- Uh, we can still see you.
- Or can you?
- Dad, how come you never told me you have magic?
- When I was a student, magic was not allowed
in Knight School, so I hid my abilities.
Thank you for being brave enough not to hide yours.
- You think I'm brave?
- Maybe the bravest Wick of all.
[chuckles]
- Aww, I feel like he's hugging all of us.
- Nope, just my son.
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