- [combat yelling]
And that is how the First Knight of Astoria
defeated the evil shadow army,
ensuring peace among the five kingdoms.
- Yeah! - [cheering]
- For Astoria! - For Astoria!
- I've never said this before, but...can you teach us more?
- Yeah, can you tell us about the first king of Astoria?
- Uh, yeah, we don't talk about Boomer.
- For Boomer!
- I just said we don't talk about him.
Now, according to legend, everyone in Astoria
is descended from... the Great Dragon.
That's what makes us all dragonbloods.
- Oh, why can't non-dragonbloods train at Knight School?
I'm asking for a friend,
because I'm totally from Astoria.
- Dragonbloods carry the fire of the dragon in their blood,
therefore, we make the best knights.
- But doesn't that also make us sweatier?
- Yes, yes, it does, that's why I cram... [grunting]
...towels in my pits.
- [sweat dripping]
- Class dismissed.
- Wish he would've dismissed us before he did that.
- Okay, Sage, today is the big day.
- We finally get to shrink Phoenix Squad
and put them down an ant hole?
- That's Thursday. - Oh.
- Today you're supposed to get your horse driver's license!
- I am? - Yeah!
I signed you up right after your birthday.
Once you get your license,
we'll finally have total freedom.
Your horse can take us to the mall, or concerts,
or the drive-through horse-wash!
- Hmm, that does sound fun.
- So, what are you waiting for? - Nothing.
I am gonna walk down there and take my test right now.
- Why walk, when you can gallop like a horse?
Moo! [giggles] - That's not--that's not--
Never mind.
- Hey, man, don't worry about what Sir Gareth said,
you may not be a dragonblood,
but you're still gonna be a great knight.
- Oh, I'm not worried, I'm proud of being from Seagate.
- You are?
I mean...yeah, you should be!
Seagate has lots of great qualities,
like...and such as... Prudie! You've been there!
- Oh, well, the public restrooms have signs
reminding you to wash your hands.
It's very helpful.
- That cut the incidence of pinkeye down by 75%.
Seagate's history is just as cool as Astoria's.
Well, except for the curse.
- What curse? - Oh, we were founded by thieves
who stole the mermaids' treasure,
so those mermaids put a curse on Seagate.
Once a year we get fish-like qualities
off and on for a day. - Really?
- Well, that explains why you make fish lips
when you take selfies.
- Oh, that's not the curse, that's my model pose.
- [camera shutter click]
- So, you're gonna turn part fish?
Okay, I so need to see that.
- No way. People will know I'm not a dragonblood
if they see me with gills.
- [gasps] If that happens, can we call you Gilly?
- No. - Gilbert.
- No. - Gilligan?
- I'll allow it.
Luckily, Mermaid Curse Day
isn't until the 43rd of Sharktober.
- Arc, the Astorian calendar doesn't have Sharktober.
- You have Crabuary, though, right?
- No. - Wait, if my math is right,
the curse is today.
- Well, don't worry, your math is never right.
- [magic tinkling] - [yelps]
- Whoa.
- Just get me out of here before somebody sees my tail!
- Come on, guys, let's try to pick him up.
- Whoa!
Sorry, bro, you're just... super slimy.
- *
* Oh, na-na, na-na, hey, hey, hey *
- How's that, Arc? Are you comfortable?
- I am fin-tastic.
- Are bad fish jokes a part of the curse?
- Sadly, yes.
By the way, you're gonna see me go through
a lot of weird fish stuff today.
- More than just the stinky fishtail?
Sorry, no, it's adorable.
- No, my cousin once turned into an oyster.
On the bright side, he kept pooping out pearls.
I'm gonna need you guys to cover for me
while I hide in here all day.
- Oh, this is so cool.
It's the first time Prudie and I are helping protect your secret.
- You're right! This is a special moment.
We need to take a picture. - No!
- [camera shutter click]
- Oh, wait, like you guys
are yelling "No" in this picture.
Guess we gotta do it again.
- I know you guys are new at this,
but the first rule of keeping secrets
is don't take pictures of those secrets.
- Yeah, we wake up every day wondering how to keep people
from finding out the truth about us.
- Relax! We'll delete it.
No one is going to see Arc like this.
- SIR GARETH: Phoenix Squad, I'm coming down.
- Is that Sir Gareth?! - Hide me!
- Hey, Sir Gareth, what brings you by?
And more importantly, when are you leaving?
- Right after I figure out what you're hiding.
- *
- ARC: Wanna know a secret? - CIARA: I'm a princess,
whose father won't let her become a knight.
Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy, please, please!
So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.
Yes!
- ARC: And I'm Arc,
a charming thief who has the same dream.
I'm destined to become a knight.
- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed
at Knight School.
- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.
- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.
- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.
- * We are the Knight Squad, hey! *
- * Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, eh *
- I'm doing surprise inspections of all the Squad rooms.
What's behind you?
- Nothing.
- Are you...sure?
- Yeah. Just hanging out
shoulder to shoulder like friends do.
- Well, in that case I guess I'll just be leaving
to go finish filling out your report cards.
Oh, Ciara, you got an F.
- That F better stand for Fabulous,
because I do not fail.
- Oh, you just did. A-ha!
Illegal hot tub.
- Yeap, you caught us.
After a hard day of training
I like a little bit of bubble time.
- Just to be clear, I still have an A, right?
- Hot tubs are on the top of my list of banned items,
right after man-buns.
- Okay, I tried something once, it was clearly a mistake,
can you stop bringing it up?
- Out. Out you go. - No, wait!
I have legs.
- He--he's only saying that because we were playing a game
called "Truth or legs."
- And he always picks legs.
- [water splashing]
- For breaking the hot tub rule,
you all must report to the training yard
for your punishment.
Oh, but first, Prudie,
will you carry the evidence to my house?
- Your house?
- There's no rule against me having a hot tub.
- *
- There she is! My bestie passed her test!
Clap for her, people!
- [applause]
- Thanks, Buddy But.
- So, where should we ride your horse to first?
- Well, I was thinking the movies.
Or ice cream.
Or...um...ah...
I didn't get my license, okay? Get off my back!
- Oh, no, you failed the test?
- [sighs] I didn't even take the test.
- Why not? We've been looking forward to this day forever.
- You have.
I've secretly been dreading it because I'm...ah...
[whispers] I'm afraid of horses. - What?
- [whispers] I'm afraid of horses.
- You're afraid of horses?! - Shh!
I tried to ride one when I was a kid, but I...
It did not go well.
- *
- Cinnamon? What kind of stupid name is that for a horse?
- [horse grunts]
- Giddy-up, dummy.
- [horse neighs] - YOUNG SAGE: [screams]
- [crash]
- You win, Cinnamon.
- *
- After that, I vowed to never get on a horse again.
- Then how are we going to do all the fun stuff
we've always talked about?
Ooh, maybe you can ride a zebra. - Hmm, one bit me.
- What about a moose? - One kicked me.
- What about a unicorn? - One kicked me, then bit me.
Just face it, I'm never gonna get my license.
- Yes, you are.
Because I'm gonna help you get back on that horse!
Clap for me now, people!
- [applause]
- * Ah-ah, oh-oh
- Move faster, Arc.
You missed a leaf, Ciara.
You call that weeding, Prudie?
And Warwick.
I don't even know what you're doing.
- Yeah, I was just trying to look busy, I...
- I hope you learned from this punishment.
If you think I liked taking away your hot tub, well...
well, you're right, it's life-changing.
- Phew, that was close.
Luckily I didn't do any weird fish stuff while he was here.
[chuckles] Although I do feel a blowhole forming
at the top of my head.
- Huh? I do not wanna see that.
- I really wanna see that! - Me too.
We promise not to take a picture of it.
- Oh, that reminds me,
you guys deleted the other picture, right?
- Warwick deleted it. - I thought you deleted it.
- Wait, if you didn't delete it and I didn't delete it,
then who deleted it?!
- Stop saying "Delete it" and delete it.
- Oh, here it is.
Aww, guys, look at us.
We were so much younger then.
- It was a simpler time. - That was two hours ago.
- A-ha! Caught you goofing off.
- But only for a second. Can I get my magic mirror back?
- You'll get it back when you graduate.
And if your report card is anything like Ciara's,
that'll never happen.
- Wait. You keep saying that,
but I still have an A, right? Right?!
- Get back to work.
- When Sir Gareth looks at that picture,
I'm gonna get kicked out of Knight School.
I'm so angry at you guys, I'm about to blow!
- [water blowing]
- Oh, look, I did.
- * Eh-eh-eh
- * Na-na-na-na, na
- Because of you, Sir Gareth has Prudie's mirror
and he's gonna see a picture of me as a fish.
How could you be this irresponsible?!
- We are so disappointed in you for being careless.
And for making us talk to you like parents.
- I could get kicked out of Knight School.
- I know, we're sorry. - We're more than sorry, just...
just please don't shoot your blowhole at us again.
- "We're sorry" is not gonna help.
We thought we could trust you, but clearly you're not ready
to protect our secrets.
- Well, we wanna make this right.
Tell us what we can do.
- You've done enough.
Ciara and I are gonna sneak into Sir Gareth's house
and get that mirror back all by ourselves.
[dolphin noises]
Now you've got me cursing in dolphin.
- *
- Trust me, Sage, this horse-riding coach
is going to help you love horses like you love me.
- Oh, I'm not the one with the problem.
Someone needs to teach those horses
to not be such jerks.
- This trainer is the best in the kingdom.
I pulled some strings and managed to get you
an appointment. [giggles]
- [horse neighing] - Ugh.
- Here he comes now.
- FIZZ: Yee-haw!
- [tires screeching]
- [laughs] So Fizz is the trainer.
- Trust me, he's a horse expert.
- Eat up, girl.
- He's feeding a carrot to his bike, I'm out.
- But what about all the things we have planned?!
I even got us an air freshener.
[giggles] It's new horse scent.
- Yeap, smells like horse, just not a new one.
- Well, the only way you'll get your license
is if you train with Fizz.
- And don't worry,
I can teach you without putting you on a horse.
- That sounds great to me,
but how do you teach horseback riding without a horse?
- The horses in front of you are kicking up leaves!
- Look out for the branch!
- Watch out for that beehive! - I hate bees!
- Keep running! - Make it stop!
- Oh, we're just getting started.
- [yelling]
- *
- You picked that lock in seven seconds.
- I know, I'm off my game.
- Wow, I can't believe we're in Sir Gareth's house.
You know, I'm gonna say, I was expecting more cats.
- Okay, Sir Gareth is at the gym,
let's find that mirror quick.
- [gasps] Found it! - The magic mirror?!
- No, Sir Gareth's grade book.
Oh, see, I knew he was lying, I have A's for days.
- We wouldn't even be in this mess
if Prudie and Warwick had just deleted that photo.
[bubbles gurgling]
- There are bubbles coming out of your mouth.
- Yeah, that's what fish do when they're angry.
Also when they're happy, but I'm angry.
- SIR GARETH: Mom, I always have time to talk.
- Sir Gareth's home early? Why is he home early?!
- MOM: Baby, I thought you were gonna work out
with your friends.
- Yes, I left the gym early. - MOM: How come, sweetie?
- Well, you don't have to do much when you have...
pythons like these.
- MOM: So what's the muscle man gonna do now?
- I think I'm just gonna stay home for the rest of the night.
- [whispering] We're stuck here.
- [bubbles gurgling]
- [whispering] Where are those bubbles coming from?
- [whispering] Don't ask.
- * Oh, eh, eh
- * Eh-eh, eh
- Yeah, Mom, I'm doing super good.
In fact, my students love me so much
they...they bought me a hot tub.
- Oh, my baby's got a hot tub.
- We're gonna get caught,
it's all Prudie and Warwick's fault.
- Yeah, I know, those kids have no respect for us.
Oh, man, we're talking like parents again.
- Mom, you know I'd love to talk with you all night,
but I'm getting a call on my second mirror.
- Hot tubs, mirrors-- look at you, Sir Big Time!
- [chuckles] I love you, Momma. - MOM: Love you, baby.
- Okay, gotta go. [smooch] - Okay, bye-bye.
- CIARA: There's Prudie's mirror.
- Okay, this is our chance to grab it.
- [grunting]
- Oh, sorry, guys. I told Prudie
to push me through the window, not throw me like a frisbee!
- You're talking to a giant, you say "Push," I push.
- What are you doing here?
- This is on us, so we wanted to come and fix it.
- We're going to swap my mirror with a duplicate one.
It's my grandma's. She doesn't know how to use it.
- Great, let's switch it and get out of here.
- [metallic clanking]
- Do you think he heard that?
- SIR GARETH: Is someone out there?
- Oh, he heard it. - The closet, go, go, go!
- [yelling]
Oh, someone knocked over my decorative spears.
Show yourself, intruder.
- Everyone be quiet, or we'll get caught.
- [magic tinkling]
- [whispering] It's like my body knows.
- * Oh-oh-oh, hey, oh, hey!
- Ugh, do I have to wear this?
- No, but since you're not paying me,
I need to have some fun.
- Okay, Sage, you trained hard.
Now, hop on that horse and...and...
I actually don't know what happens in the test.
My parents won't let me get my license
after I took our donkey out for a joy ride.
- Oh, look, there's the examiner.
- Hi, I'm here for my horse driving exam.
- Nice outfit, is the rodeo in town?
- Hmm, are you going to test me or insult me?
- Oh, I think I can do both.
Here's the horse you'll be riding.
Name's Cinnamon.
- Hmm. Wait, Cinnamon?
- [Western music]
*
- [horse neighs]
- Buttercup, it's the same horse, I can't do this.
- Sage, wait. - I'm not getting on that horse.
- Well, I'm not going to let you quit.
You're the bravest person I know.
You never back down from a challenge, right?
- I...I guess that's true.
- Then get on that horse and show it
you're not horsing around!
- Okay, okay, Buttercup, I can do this.
- Trust your training, Sage.
[yells] - [grunts]
- You're ready.
- Listen up, Cinnamon. I'm in charge now.
Yeah, last time we met, you threw me, but not this time.
No, 'cause I've had a half day of training from a ten-year-old.
[grunts]
Buttercup, Buttercup, I'm doing it!
Ha! I'm gonna pass this test. I own this horse.
Giddy-up, dummy.
- [horse neighs] - SAGE: [screaming]
[coughing]
- In case it wasn't obvious, you failed.
- Sage! Are you okay?
- I am not okay. I am great!
- What--what do you mean? You didn't pass the test.
- [laughs] No, but I did something much better,
I got back on that horse!
- Aww, you did!
And then you got off of it really quick.
- I'm sorry, Buttercup.
I know how much you really wanted me to get my license.
- That doesn't matter to me.
I'm just proud of you for not quitting.
- It's been a pleasure, ladies.
My work here is done.
Let's ride.
- [slow Western music]
*
- Where's that music coming from?
- I think it's coming from my outfit.
- Intruder...it's me.
Another intruder.
Come out and...and we can intrude together.
- It's only a matter of time
before Sir Gareth checks his closet.
- Looks like this fish is getting kicked out of school.
It's not me, guys, it's the curse.
- All this happened because we were careless
with your secret.
We're so sorry.
- Yeah, we got you into this mess, we're gonna get you out.
- Luckily, I just came up with a plan.
- Are you gonna say the plan with the helmet on
or is the helmet part of the plan?
Either way, I'm not feeling good.
- Just watch.
Aah! I'm the intruder!
- Stop! My mom bought me that helmet!
- *
- Okay, I got the magic mirror. - I got the magic fish boy.
Let's put this slime to use. - Let's go.
- *
- [grunts]
- ARC: [grunts]
- [magic tinkling]
- Ow, my knees! Hey, I have knees!
- [growling]
Keep running! [grunts]
I can do this all day.
I go to the gym.
[grunts]
- We have to help him. - How?
- [gasps] With the Prudie quake!
- [growling]
- [rumbling] - [items rattling]
- [screams] I'm getting out of this thing and--oh.
Well, that's nice, I'm...
I'm never getting out of this thing.
- We're safe.
You two really stepped up.
- Yeah, I guess you guys are ready to protect our secrets.
- Yeah, from now on, you can count on us.
- Thanks, guys. I'm so happy I could blow.
- [water blowing]
- Okay, where does the water come from?
- Nobody knows.
- * Hey! Hey
- *
* Hey!
*
* Hey!
*
* Hey!
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