- ♪ Oh, hey, oh, hey ♪
- Alright, the one thing Phoenix Squad has
that no other squad has is...
- My hugs? - My rugged good looks?
- My...rugged good looks?
- Not even close.
I'm talking about Warwick's magic.
He's been working on a spell that can teleport
all of us from one place to another.
- I call it The Squad Poof.
- Well, that'll be helpful to get us out of danger.
Plus, we'll never have to take the stairs again.
- I hate stairs!
Poof us, Warwick!
- I'll give it a try.
Pretend we're in danger.
- ♪
- Transportium poofy woofy!
- Well...at least our weapons don't have to take the stairs.
- I'm sorry, guys.
I just can't concentrate on magic, because...
all I can think about is what happened
with the princess earlier.
- Now it's all I can think about.
And I don't even know what happened.
- I was in the courtyard about to show Sir Gareth
my double sword move when...
- [harp music plays]
- I know I can do this.
- Warwick, you finally did it!
You're awesome!
- Whoa.
The princess says I'm awesome.
- The princess?
[laughing]
Which I am, because she is me,
and me is she.
And I gotta go.
- [chimes ringing]
- [harp music plays]
- You guys should have seen it.
She was so flustered.
- We had a feeling about you two.
Right, Ciara?
- Uh, maybe she was just flustered because
that was a really stupid place for a chime cart.
- Okay, you don't anything about the princess, Ciara.
But I do.
Which is why I'm gonna ask her out.
My dreams are coming true!
- This is really bad, guys.
I can't date Warwick.
We've been Squad mates for so long, he's like my brother.
- Can't you just tell him who you really are?
Or can I tell him?
Because I want to tell someone.
- I'm sorry, but too many people already know my secret.
Arc knows, and you know. - Yeah.
Even Slobwick's starting to get suspicious.
- [moaning]
- No, that's just the look he gives when he's about to--
- [farts]
- He finished my sentence.
- My point is, I can't risk anyone else learning my secret.
Or my dad will find out, and my Knight School days are over.
- Well, maybe hearing the princess say no
is just what Warwick needs.
- You're right.
He'll be upset for a minute, then he'll get over his crush,
and be able to focus on his magic again.
- [laughing]
I still can't believe you walked into a chime cart.
- [chimes ringing]
- What is this even doing here?
- ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- Sage, check out my glitter butter!
I'm going to review it my channel Buttercup's Butter Cups.
- Is that where you review butter in cups?
- Yep. Did you see my review of that cup of bologna butter?
It's riveting.
- [phone chimes]
- Mm, I taste the bologna, but not the butter.
Wait, nope, there it is. [laughs]
I give it four Butt's up.
Make sure you hit that dragon like button.
Have a "butterful" day!
- [phone dings]
- Hey, look! We got a view!
- That's from us.
- I just love butter so much,
and I wanna share it with other people.
Why won't they watch?
- Aw, sweetie.
It's because they're dumb-dumbs.
They don't know how exciting butter can be.
- Yeah, if only I could review dragon butter.
If you eat it, you can breathe fire.
- Isn't that hard to get?
- Impossible.
Dragon's do not like to be milked.
I found that out the hard way.
- [steam hissing] - [coughs]
Well, I hate seeing you like this.
You know, I'm gonna find you a better way to get you views.
- [laughs] Don't you mean a "butter" way?
- Save that gold for our next video.
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- Okay, when Warwick asks you out,
you need to let him down easy.
- Oh, here he comes.
Go pretend you're buying a churro.
- Oh, I'm not going to pretend.
- Oh look, he brought a flower.
I was worried it was going to do something over the top
like a song and dance number.
- Yo, Princess!
I got something to ask you.
It goes a little something like this.
- ♪
♪ Warwick, he's gonna ask you
♪ Get ready, girl, 'cause here it comes ♪
♪
♪♪
- Will you go out with me?
- I'm very flattered, but...
[whispers] No, thank you.
- ♪
♪ She said yes
♪ She said yes, she said yes ♪
♪ She said yes - Cut the music, people!
- [music stops]
- Okay, sure, no problem.
I just wanted to know how you felt, and now I do.
- Our plan's working. He's already over it.
- [crying] I'll never get over this!
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?
- CIARA: I'm a princess, whose father
won't let her become a knight.
Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy! Please, please!
So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.
Yes! - ARC: And I'm Arc,
a charming thief who has the same dream.
I'm destined to become a knight.
- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed
in Knight School.
- ARC: So, I'm pretending I belong here.
- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.
- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.
- ♪ We are the Knight Squad, hey ♪♪
- ♪ Na-na-na-na-na, hey ♪
- We know you're hurting, but we're gonna fix you, buddy.
- Yeah, we're gonna get you back to being
a magical knight in training in no time.
- No.
Take me back to the crying tree.
- You won't be saying that after you see
what we did to your banner.
- ALL: ♪ We said yes
♪ We said yes
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
- What we're trying to say is...
you don't need the princess, you've got us.
- [crying] Why would you even bring up the princess?
- I knew it was a bad idea when I was saying it.
- Look, I thought I'd feel better once I got an answer,
but I don't.
- I need a tissue.
Lotus tissue whishy.
- [magic sparks]
- I can't even do a simple spell.
I have to wipe my tears with Prudy's hammer.
[crying]
Ow!
- Even his magic's worse.
We have to fix him, or...
at least get him some tissues.
- Well, since we can't tell him Ciara's secret, maybe we can
find him another girl to take his mind off the princess.
- Sure.
But it can't just be any girl, I mean,
the princess is hard to top, just saying.
- That's it.
Let's just find Warwick another princess.
Look, I'll create a profile for him
on Astoria's royal dating site match.crown.
- [phone dings]
- Check out my profile.
- Are you riding a tiger while lifting weights?
- The muscles were fake, but the tiger was...
very real.
- ♪ Na-na-na, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- You know, that butter would taste a lot better
on a floor made out of toast.
- It's not for tasting.
This is how you're gonna get more views on your channel.
Three words:
butter prank videos.
- But someone could slip and get hurt.
- Yeah, if we're lucky. Let's roll.
- [camera dings]
- Hey, butter lovers. Watch this.
- Ooh, hello, Mr. Triple Burger.
I have been looking forward to you all day.
Ahhh!
- [laughs] Looks like he's head over heels for butter.
- [horn honking]
- Ah-ah, no! Mr. Triple Burger!
- ♪
- Hey, Warwick, we have good news for you.
- Yeah, I put your profile on a dating site.
And thanks to all your awesome qualities,
you got a response.
- Wait, my profile only got one response?
- No.
No, it got dozens of responses.
I could only pick one.
- I can't just get over the princess.
She's hard to top.
Just saying.
- I hear that.
- But we found you a new princess.
And she's on her way over here to meet you right now.
- Guys, that's really nice and all,
but there's only one princess for me.
- [trumpets playing]
- Scratch that, I found a new one!
- Greetings.
I am Princess Dimples of Hunter's Point.
You must be Warwick.
- Yes, nice to meet you.
- She's a princess, you're supposed to kiss her hand.
- Uh, wow. Our first hand kiss.
My mom's not gonna believe this.
- [giggles]
- Why don't we take a stroll around Lugie Lake?
- Ooh, your hands are so soft.
- I moisturize my knuckles.
- [magic sparkles]
- He's over the princess, and his magic is working again.
- And I didn't even have to tell him my secret.
- My instincts tell me this is going to be
a match made in heaven.
- [growling]
- [evil hissing]
- [whimpering]
- ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Na-na-na-na-na hey ♪
- Guys, Princess Dimples seemed cool,
so I tried to find her on Goblin-gram,
but she's not there.
- Well, some people aren't on Goblin-gram.
Like old folks and trolls.
- But there's nothing about her anywhere.
I'm starting to wonder if she really is a princess.
- I'm pretty sure Dimples is a princess.
Her dating profile says she's honest,
and an honest person would never lie on their profile.
- You lied on yours.
- Because I'm not an honest person.
I've been pretty upfront about that.
- Hey, guys.
- We just had the best third date!
- Yeah, it was a combo of brunch,
bike riding, and bird watching.
The three Bs.
- He watched the birds, I watched him.
[giggles]
- Yeah, I get that a lot.
If you'll excuse me, I need to remoisturize my knuckles.
- We're coming with you. We wanna hear about brunch.
Was there bacon?
- So, Princess Dimples.
I tried to find you on Goblin-gram, but it--
- Yeah, I'm not allowed on Goblin-gram, because my father,
the King, is very overprotective.
- Mm. No way.
Our princess has that problem, too.
- My dad won't let me do anything.
I had to use a secret passageway just to come over here.
- No way!
Our princess has a secret passageway, too!
- [giggles]
- Or...so I've heard.
It's a secret.
- It's worth sneaking out to see my War-hunk.
- Mm. That is one nickname that is now burned into my brain.
But I'm glad you guys are together.
Warwick's much happier now that he's over our princess.
- Warwick liked your princess?
- Yeah, but who could blame the guy? She's a catch.
- Six kinds of bacon.
I hope I find a guy like you some day.
- Waky Bear, did you ever go out with the Princess of Astoria?
- Oh no. But she wanted to go with me.
She did this whole dance thing. It was real embarrassing.
- Embarrassing for someone. - [laughs]
- Well, I hope she doesn't still have feelings
for my prince charming.
- Oh, she totally does.
She'll never get over...
all this.
- [giggles] Oh, I think she will.
- Let's leave and give the lovebirds some quiet time.
- [chimes ringing]
- How does this keep happening?
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- Hey, guys, it's your girl...Sage.
- And your girl, Buttercup.
- And our next prank is called Butter Blaster!
- [horn honking]
- This cannon is filled with butter balls.
- Are you sure we should be doing this?
- Yeah, I'm sure. Butter in the hole!
- [cannon fires]
- [butter splattering] - [groaning]
- [laughs] I give that four Has!
- ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha
- Help me reload! They're getting away!
- That's it!
I'm shutting this channel down!
No more butter.
- But you said you wanted more views, this is working.
- If this is what we have to do to get more views,
then no, thank you.
Now, clean up all this butter before anyone else gets hurt.
- [groans]
- ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
- Ah, it's a beautiful day.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing.
No one's asking me out with weird dances.
- Hello.
- I didn't see you there.
- I'm not sure why, I was just hiding behind this barrel.
I am Princess Dimples of Hunter's Point.
- Well, it's so nice to meet you.
I'm the Princess of Astoria.
- Oh I know.
- Why did you say that in a scary voice?
- ♪ Warwick, he's gonna ask you ♪
♪ Get ready, girl--
Oh, my old boo's talking to my new boo.
- I know you're in love with my man.
- Man?
No, I thought you were dating Warwick.
- You'll never take him away from me!
- ♪
- My new boo has wings?
Uh, well, maybe she'll just bring the princess back.
- [high-pitch screeching]
- No, she's gone!
- ♪
- Look, I'm not interested in Warwick,
so there's no need to lock me in your creepy castle.
- Creepy?
Thank you.
That's what I'm going for. [giggles]
Also, I don't believe you about Warwick.
- No, I don't get it.
I heard you were a nice princess with an overprotective dad.
- He is overprotective.
He's protecting the kingdom from me!
Guards, prepare to lock her in my walk-in closet.
- That doesn't sound very scary.
- You walk in, but you never walk out.
- Ah, there it is.
- Look, our princess is being held captive by the evil demon
with great taste in men.
- Dude, there are a lot of guards.
You're gonna have to Squad Poof us and the princess out of here.
Do you think you can do it?
- Save the princess, I'd do anything.
- [magic chimes]
- With her perfect hair, her perfect smile.
- Warwick, stop thinking about the princess or--
- [magic chimes]
- PRUDY: [grunts]
That'll happen.
- [giggles] Warky Bear, what are you and your friends
doing here?
- I just wanted to stop by and see your place
and ask why you stole our princess.
- Oh, we were just hanging out, getting to know each other.
Normal girl stuff.
- You sprouted demon wings and tried to trap me.
- Yeah!
Normal girl stuff.
- This is gonna be hard for you to hear,
but I'm breaking up-- - I'm breaking up with you!
I did it first. Everybody heard me!
Guards, attack my ex-boyfriend and his friends.
I...have a date with another guy.
You don't know him, but he's totally not fake.
- ♪
- I got your message that you wanted to another video.
But you ruined butter for me.
I'm changing my name to just Cup.
- Trust me, you're gonna wanna do this video.
- [camera dings]
- Hey, guys, it's your girl, Sage.
And instead of doing a prank,
I am going to apologize to my best friend.
- So, you replaced me that fast, huh?
- I was talking about you.
- Who is this You girl,
and why does she have such a stupid name?
- Just listen!
I wanted to help you get more viewers, but...
I did it my way.
It's time we do it your way.
- BUTTERCUP: [gasps]
It that dragon butter?
- Yep, it's no big deal.
I just snuck into the dragon's lair,
sang it to sleep with a lullaby, and milked it.
- Aww!
Can I hear the lullaby you sang?
- Okay, you caught me.
I knocked the dragon out with an elbow to the snout.
Anyway, I'm sorry, Cup.
- That's not my name anymore.
You can call me Buttercup!
And this is Buttercup's Butter Cups.
Today, I'm reviewing dragon butter.
They say one taste and you can breathe fire.
- [sips]
Mm, dragony with a hint of--
- [fire blasts] - Aah!
- Sage, are you okay?
- Not gonna lie, it burns.
- [laughing]
It's funny when it happens to other people.
- ♪
- I'll save you, Princess!
- ♪
- Princess, help Warwick!
- I can't! I don't have a weapon!
- But Ciara does!
- She's not here!
- Yes, she is.
- [magic chimes]
- ♪
- But--but you were just the princess,
and now you're Ciara.
- There's no time to explain.
- Come on, we gotta get out of here!
- ♪
- Hey, wait! No!
That's a walk-in closet that you...
never walk out of.
- Forget the closet.
Tell me how the princess turned into you.
- She transformed?
That's bananas!
- Okay, someone tell me what's going on.
- Warwick, I am the princess.
I turn myself into Ciara with this pixie ring
so I can go to Knight School.
My father won't allow the princess.
- Wow, that ring has some strong magic,
because you don't look anything like the princess.
- Not even a little? - No.
And also, I'm--I'm really sorry,
but I don't think the princess and I are gonna work out.
Just we're Squad-mates, and you're like a sister to me.
- Oh, I am so-- - Shhh.
Begging won't help.
- Wait, if you're over the princess,
maybe your magic will work again.
- Yeah, can you Squad Poof us out of here?
- I don't know, but I'll give it a shot.
Just pretend we're in danger.
- We are in danger.
- Okay, not helping, Ciara.
Let's hope this works.
Transportio poofy woofy.
- ♪
- ALL: [screaming]
- We're saved!
But let's never do the Squad Poof again.
- Yeah, you almost killed us, but...
good job, buddy.
- So, now that we're safe,
how long have you guys known that she was the princess?
- I just found out.
But Arc's been lying to you since he came from Seagate.
- Wait, you're from Seagate?
- Ah, nuts!
I was doing so well.
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪ Hey
♪
- ♪