- Well, that's new.
- [wind blowing]
- Whoa.
Why am I in the princess's bedroom?
- Prudie? - Ciara?
What are you doing here?
- *
- What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?
- Well, I followed you and I found that secret tunnel.
Tell me what's going on.
- Okay, I've been keeping a really big secret from you.
I'm a dirty thief
and I love to steal things from the princess.
- You're a thief? - Yeap! Your girl's got issues!
Oh, I just love taking things that don't belong to me.
Stealing is the coolest!
- No, it's not.
I know you're my best friend, but I have to tell the princess.
As a future Knight, I'm sworn to protect her.
- Yeah, I don't need those tiaras.
It's not like I'm the princess.
- [grunts]
Prudie followed you!
She's gonna find out that you're the princess!
- What?!
- [whispering] I think she heard me.
- What does he mean, "you're the princess"?
- Prudie, it's time I told you the truth.
You know me as Ciara, but I'm also...
- [magic tingling]
- The princess of Astoria.
- So...you're her and she's you?
I need to sit down.
- [thud] - [loud rumbling]
- Earthquake!
But your mighty king hasn't spilled his goblet!
- [goblet clanks]
- Really, dude?!
- Sorry, this is just a lot to take in.
- Pfft, well, if that blew your mind,
then wait until you hear my secret.
I'm from--ready for it?-- Seagate,
and I lied about being dragonblood
so that I can go to Knight School.
- Oh.
- I'm sorry, all I got was an "Oh"?
She got an earthquake!
- Whoa! My sneaky friend who lies a lot
is a sneaky liar.
That's crazy.
- Even though it wasn't sincere, it meant a lot.
- So you've both been keeping these secrets this whole time?
- My dad says it's too dangerous
for both of his daughters to be knights,
so I'm forbidden from going to Knight School.
The only way I can train to become a knight
is by using this magic ring to transform into Ciara.
- And you told Arc before me?
- I didn't tell him, he figured it out
after I caught him stealing my tiara.
- Like this.
- Prudie, you're the one person in the world I wanted to tell.
- But she couldn't.
If people find out our secrets,
the princess and I will get kicked out of Knight School.
- And I didn't wanna burden you with all that responsibility.
- That was good thinking.
Because giants can't keep secrets.
- What?
- Everything about us is big, especially our mouths.
- KING: Honey, did you feel that earthquake?
- It's our dad.
Hide!
- [grunts]
- Oh. [chuckles]
I didn't know you were hiding a friend up here.
- That's not the only thing she's hiding.
The princess is-- - Hiding your...
Father's Day gift.
- Ooh, I hope it's a new "World's Best Dad" goblet.
Some meat-head broke my last one.
- This is so bad.
I didn't get my dad anything for Father's Day.
- Can we focus on the bigger issue?!
Prudie can't keep our secrets.
This is a huge problem.
- Well, technically it's a giant problem.
But yeah, it's huge!
- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?
- CIARA: I'm a princess,
whose father won't let her become a knight.
Let me go to Knight School, Daddy, please, please, please!
So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.
Yes!
- ARC: And I'm Arc,
a charming thief who has the same dream.
I'm destined to become a knight.
- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom
aren't allowed at Knight School.
- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.
- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.
- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.
- * We can be heroes, we are the Knight Squad, hey! *
- * Na-na-na-na-na-na, hey
- I told Prudie to stay home so she doesn't blurt out
our secrets.
- I know, but we can't pretend she's sick forever.
- We won't.
Tomorrow we'll say she got her head stuck in a bucket.
- Good idea. - Thanks, Prudie.
- Prudie?!
- What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be hiding at home.
- I was. Then I got worried
I'd start screaming your secrets out the window,
so I came here, where there are no windows.
- But there are people here.
- I did not think this through.
- Get out of here, before someone--
- Hey, guys. - You will never believe
what I just heard about the princess!
- [gasps] Is my boo okay? - Yeap! She's fine.
- Of course she is, she's right here.
- Right here in your heart.
- [sighs] So true.
Hello, Princess, it's me, Warwick.
Hope it's warm in there.
- Okay, that was close.
- I'm sorry, guys.
- Oh, no, here comes Sage, keep it together, Prudie.
- It's okay, I think I got it.
Arc's a thief!
- I...am a dance thief.
It's my happy dance now.
- Oh.
- Yay! Happy dance!
- Buttercup!
We do not dance with the enemy.
Only each other.
- Okay, we have to get you out of here.
- Just follow my lead and try not to say anything.
Bad news, Sir Gareth.
We're all sick and have to miss class.
- Sick with what? - Secrets!
- We...are...secreting...
all kinds of gross snotty stuff.
[sneezes]
- Get out. I can't risk getting sick,
I only have three healthy body parts, go.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir!
- Princess!
- Squad, gather round.
You defeated Ryker, and restored peace to Astoria.
Now it's time to enter into your next phase
of knight training with a lesson in--
- Fire swords. - Fire spears.
- Fire dancing?!
- No. Responsibility.
- Fire responsibility. - There's no fire!
These. Are. Wild. Slobberpuff eggs.
You and a partner will be responsible for keeping it safe
until your egg hatches.
- Okay, hold up, I don't take care of eggs,
I throw them at houses.
Can't Slobwick just watch them?
- Hmm...that's a bad idea.
Slobberpuffs have been known to mistake their eggs for food.
- [growls, barks]
- Stop slobbering on my mom's napkin.
- [groans]
- Fine. Me and Butter will just do what my parents did with me,
give the egg some crayons and check on it later.
- You will not be doing this assignment with Buttercup.
- But we do everything together!
See? We could do this all day.
- Stop it!
For the safety of this egg, I will be Sage's partner.
Buttercup, you will partner with Warwick.
- Okay, if you insist.
Hi! I'm Buttercup!
- Yeah. I know who you are.
Why don't you choose our egg?
- What should we name it?
- I was thinking... - BOTH: Eggy Sue.
- Hey, we said the same thing at the same time,
just like me and Sage.
- BOTH: That is so weird.
I know!
- *
- Okay, no one's around.
You can let it out, Prudie.
- Secret princess! Dirty thief!
- Feel better? - Yeah, thanks.
Gonna miss you guys when I get you kicked out of Knight School.
- That's not gonna happen, because I have a plan.
- That's good, because I'm about to tell that lady all about--
- Here's the plan.
On my travels, I heard about a place
called Memory Lane.
There's a guy there that can erase memories.
- That sounds extreme.
Are there any other options?
- Magic ring, sneaky liar--
- And we're off to Memory Lane!
- *
- * Hush, little eggy, don't say a word *
- * Sage thinks this lesson is a giant turd *
- You know, doing this assignment with you
has been a great egg-xperience.
- [giggles] I was thinking the egg-xact same thing!
- Our egg jokes are hilarious.
- Look at Buttercup having fun without me.
I should be the one telling her stupid egg jokes.
So...this lesson's not all it's cracked up to be.
- What? - I don't get it.
- 'Cause you 'crack' eggs?
- Oh. [giggles] Yeah, I guess I get it.
- Yeah, thanks for egg-xplaining.
- [laughs] Nice one.
- [scoffs] Great.
Now I have to scramble to get my friend back.
[laughs] Get it? 'Cause you scramble--
Oh, what do you know? You're an egg.
- *
- Well, this is the place.
- I really hope this guy can make me forget your secrets.
- I hope it can make you forget the trip here.
Especially my fight with that elf.
- I wouldn't call it a fight.
He punched you with a tiny fist and you cried.
- Greetings, friend-os!
And welcome to the magical magnificence that is
Memory Lane!
- [nervous laugh] Let me talk to the giant leprechaun.
Is it true you can make someone forget the unforgettable?
- Yeah, because I need to forget the secrets I just learned
about my friends Arc and Ciara.
- If you're talking about Blondie getting punched
by that elf, that secret's out, girlfriend!
- So can you help us or not?
- Yes, from a random remembrance
to a ruborous recollection,
my mystical lane can wipe anything away,
that's why they call me The Wiper!
- [laughing]
- What's so funny? - Your name.
It kinda sounds like you wipe-- - Memories!
- Butts.
- I've never wiped a butt in my life!
- I have so many questions.
- Now, the memory you want to remove is fresh,
so it won't take much.
Just say "I want to forget what I learned about Arc and Ciara,"
and you take two baby steps down Memory Lane.
- Here goes nothing.
I want to forget what I learned
about Arc and Ciara.
- Holy trolley! I said baby steps!
- [magic tingling]
- I'm part giant! Our babies take big steps!
- What just happened? Did it work?
- Yes, but she went further down Memory Lane than planned.
I'm afraid she may have forgotten
more than your secrets.
- Like what?
- Hi! I'm Prudence. Who are you guys?
- Like, us? She forgot us!
- I could make you forget she forgot you.
- *
- Time for Mama to destroy Buttercup's friendship.
Aww, I wish my mom did fun things like this with me
when I was a baby.
- And with that, the orc with a fork
became the orc with the spork.
- Aww, again! Again!
- Did you guys hear? There's a storm coming.
You should probably get your little guy a raincoat
from that cart over there.
- Aww, Eggy's first coat.
- [grunts] Time to play "Hide and go seek," Eggy Sue.
Well, don't look at me like that.
I'll be back in a bit, here's some crayons.
- Think Eggy Sue can pull off a poncho? [giggles]
Wait, where is she?
- I left her right there, safe and--
Wait, Eggy Sue's gone!
- Sage, have you seen our egg?
- Oh, sorry, I was so busy taking care of my own egg
that I didn't notice Warwick leaving your little darling
unattended.
- I just stepped away for a second.
- Tell that to your egg. [hisses] Oh, right, you can't.
You lost her.
- Sage is right.
Because of you, Eggy Sue could've rolled off
and joined a wild gang of deviled eggs!
- Hey, you weren't paying attention either.
"Think Eggy Sue can pull off a poncho?"
Guess what. No one can pull off a poncho.
- My uncle Poncho invented the poncho!
- Now, all I have to do is find Buttercup's egg
and she'll know what a good friend I am.
It's gone!
Ah, I'm not a good friend.
- *
- Mr. Wiper, please tell us there's a way
to restore Prudence's memory.
- There is! With one of my marvelously miraculous
memory sticks!
I must warn you, they're extremely expensive.
- Prudie's our friend, money is no object.
To her.
- If you whack your friend with a stick
within one hour of wiping, her memory will be
completely restored.
Now, in the biz we call that the two-ply double wipe.
- You really don't hear how you sound.
- Prudie, trust us, we're your friends.
Now, stand still so I can smack you!
- [grunting]
- You know, I do have this magical roll of paper
that can wipe your pain away.
- *
- Okay, there's Prudie. - How are we gonna get
close enough to hit her with the memory stick?
- Don't worry, I have perfect aim.
- [magic tingling]
- This is why we don't invite you to play softball.
- You followed me?! What is wrong with you weirdos?!
- She didn't call me a dirty thief this time,
I'll take it.
- If we don't fix Prudie soon,
my best friend will never remember me.
Wait, I think I know how to fix this.
- We're gonna make a new friend out of snow and call her Prudie!
- How hard did she hit you back there?
- So hard.
- Listen, Prudie doesn't remember me,
but there is someone she would definitely remember.
- [magic tinkling]
- I really love the sparkly part,
it gets me every time.
- *
- Eggy Sue!
- Ugh, Buttercup's going to fail if I don't find her egg.
It's not like it could just roll away.
- Oh, it's you.
- Yeah, I'm still looking for Eggy Sue.
I miss her so much.
- I just keep thinking,
what if she rolled into the Brunch District?!
- They're not supposed to be talking,
why are they getting along?
- Look, I'm sorry I lost my cool before.
- Me too. Wanna be friends again?
- Ugh can you two just stop making up,
you're supposed to hate each other!
- What?
- Nothing, I'm just... pulling your egg.
Get it? Egg jokes. Right? We're still doing those?
- Sage, tell me what you did.
- Fine, I took your egg.
I was gonna give it back... until I lost it.
- How could you do that?
- I was jealous of you and Warwick.
You're supposed to be my friend.
- I am. I'm your best friend.
And nothing will ever change that.
- Thanks, buddy But.
- BOTH: Let's find that egg.
Hey! We're back!
- I was egg-proofing the throne room
when this poor thing rolled in.
- It's Eggy Sue! - Our baby's home!
- Anyone know who lost this egg?
'Cause they're so gonna fail!
Yes, they are.
- That's our egg, sir. I lost it.
- What?! How can you be so careless with Sir Garegg?
- What are you doing?
- I can't let you fail because of me.
I have to take responsibility for my actions.
Gross, I actually learned responsibility.
- Sage, you failed this assignment.
No, scratch that, you super failed this assignment.
- [egg cracking] - What's happening?
- Look! It's hatching!
- [egg cracking]
- It's so beautiful.
- [squeaking]
- Aww.
- [farts]
- Aww.
- *
- If you freaks are in here, you're gonna eat hammer!
[gasps] Princess!
- Prudence, thank goodness you're here.
These two crazy people are trying to hit me with a stick.
- Oh, no, it must be the same two nutjobs
who attacked me.
The girl is a real whack-a-doo.
- Maybe she was just having a stressful day, you don't know.
Can I just stay with you until the guards catch them?
- Of course, I'm sworn to protect the princess,
no matter what. For example...
[karate yell]
- ARC: [grunts]
Luckily I have this magic toilet paper
that wipes the pain away.
- [magic tinkling]
- Oh. Wow, it actually works.
- Say goodbye to your stick. - Wait!
He's just trying to hit you with that memory stick
so you'll remember your friends.
- What do you mean, remember?
- Everything those two said about being your friend is true.
By the way, that girl's name is Ciara
and she's not a whack-a-doo.
Ciara cares about you.
- How do you know that?
- Because...I am Ciara.
- [magic tinkling]
- Wait, so you're her, and she's you?
- Yes. And I know you better than anyone.
You make a wish whenever the clock hits 11:11.
- I do do that.
- You cry every time we get down to the last fry in the basket.
- Well, it's just so sad!
- And your favorite TV show
is "The Giant Housewives of Astoria."
- You know, I still can't believe
that Helga stepped on Bertha's husband.
Wow. You do know a lot about me.
- I do, and I just wish you'd trust me
so I can have my bestie back.
- Our bestie.
Sorry, I felt left out.
- I don't know why, but... I believe you guys.
- [magic tinkling]
- Ciara! - You remember me!
- What about me?!
- Of course I remember you, Kenny!
Just kidding.
Oh, no.
I also remember your secrets,
which are in danger because of my giant mouth.
- Wait. You said you were sworn
to protect the princess no matter what, right?
- Absolutely.
I take it very seriously. It's right up there
with my "Everything's better with cheese" policy.
- Well, if anyone ever found out the princess was secretly
attending Knight School against the King's orders,
she'd be in serious trouble.
- And if they knew that she was helping a non-dragonblood
sneak into Knight School, she'd be in even bigger trouble.
- So, by keeping your secrets, I'm protecting the princess.
Then consider my giant lips officially sealed.
- Just to be clear, keeping our secrets
means not telling anyone
about me getting punched by an elf, right?
- She doesn't need to tell anyone,
that secret's out, girlfriend.
- *
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* Hey!
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