- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Whoa oh
- Okay, any minute, Sir Gareth's gonna walk through that door
and present our midterm quests.
- I'm so excited,
I could only eat half my burger.
- WARWICK: [foot stumbles]
- Dude, you're shaking.
Are you okay?
- Y-Y-Yeah. I-I'm shaking with excitement,
not fear.
- Warwick gets nervous about quests
because all the knights in his family
were so amazing at them.
- Not just amazing. Incredible!
Astounding! Legendary!
Not helping?
- Guys, it's a lot of pressure
living up to the Wick family name.
I don't wanna be the first member
of my family not to become a knight.
- Look, don't worry about this quest, okay?
It only counts for a bazillion points.
- I'm pretty sure that's not a number.
- Yes, it is.
It's ten thousand grillions.
- If we mess up, it will knock us out of first place.
[whining] And I love first place!
- Awww, I almost feel bad we're gonna take it from you.
[giggling] That's not true.
I've been giggling all morning. [giggling]
- I've been doing a puzzle all morning.
It's a dolphin. [squealing like dolphin]
- If you can't see it, it's your fault.
- Attention, knight schoolers.
First thing tomorrow morning,
you will choose your midterm quests.
Choose carefully
as it is worth a bazillion points.
- I told you it's a real number.
I totally didn't know it was a real number.
- Okay, there are three quests.
Which one should we pick?
- The Quest to Capture a Zombie?
- No! I could get bit, become a zombie,
and be the first member of my family
not to become a knight.
Next quest?
- Okay. Well, how about this one?
The Quest to Find the Invisible Knight?
- Ooh, that-- - No!
The Invisible Knight could have an invisible snake
that could swallow me whole,
and I'd be the first member of my family
not to become a knight.
Next quest?
- The Quest to the Temple of Ear?
- No! Ears are very--
Wait, I think I'm good with ears.
[chuckles] It won't make me be the first--
- ALL: --member of your family not to become a knight.
We get it.
- Great. Okay, now we just need to make sure
we get the Ear Quest tomorrow.
- Hopefully, we get to pick, first.
- I will now determine tomorrow's picking order
using a method developed by our ancestors centuries ago.
One potato, two potato!
Phoenix Squad, you're last.
- Stupid potatoes!
- ♪
- Hey, that stinkball slobbered all over my stuff!
- [chattering]
- Yeah, we're not happy.
Look what he did to my dolphin puzzle.
[sadly squealing like dolphin]
- [chattering]
- I am tired of that thing messing up my stuff,
and making Buttercup's stuff better!
- Yeah, stop making me better!
- Sage, he only acts like this
because you're not nice to him.
- I'm super-nice to that hairy bowling ball.
- [screeching]
- [growling]
- [whining]
- If that thing slobbers me or my stuff one more time,
I'm gonna take him to the nursery school
where I can tell the kids he's a piñata.
- Oh. Have a nice day.
- Buttercup, we're mad at them.
- Oh, sorry.
[grumpily] Have a nice day!
- ♪ Na, na, na, ooh
- Squads, it is now time to select your midterm quests.
Pass it and you move closer to becoming a knight.
Fail and you become a disappointment to your family.
- Why's he lookin' at me?
- He's not looking at you.
Yeah, he's looking at you.
- Okay, if we want the Quest to the Temple of Ear,
we have to trick the other squads
into picking the dangerous quests.
- And trick them, we shall--
through the power of acting!
Warwick, my good friend,
I hope we get the Quest to Capture a Zombie.
- Yes, Ciara, who is also my friend.
The Zombie Quest is clearly the easiest one.
- SIR GARETH: Unicorn Squad...
you select first.
- [magic whooshing]
- Yes.
- SIR GARETH: Unicorn Squad picks Zombie Quest.
[chuckling]
Clearly, the zombies won't be eating your brains
because picking that wasn't very smart.
[chuckling]
Next up! Kraken Squad.
- Okay, we're never gonna be able to trick Sage
into picking the Invisible Knight Quest.
- We don't have to trick Sage.
We can trick Buttercup.
- Oh, yeah, that's doable. - Yes.
- So, how about that Invisible Knight Quest?
- Save it. You're not tricking me.
- Oh, good, because when we catch the Invisible Knight,
we get to play with his invisible puppy.
- Invisible puppy?
That's the cutest thing I'll never see!
- No, Buttercup, wait!
- [giggling] - [magic whooshing]
- Kraken picks the Quest to Find the Invisible Puppy.
And his knight friend.
- Sir Gareth, we were tricked.
- Oh, too bad, so sad.
- Yes, we did it!
- The Phoenix Squad selects the Quest to the Temple of Ear.
- Uh! There's no Temple of Ear.
- But it's on your list.
- Oh, yes. [chuckling]
My handwriting is so sloppy.
It should say "Temple of Fear."
- [magic whooshing]
- WARWICK: The Temple of Fear?
No! My dad told me about that place.
It's filled with excruciating pain and suffering.
- [chuckling] Yes, yes, it used to be called
the Temple of Excruciating Pain and Suffering.
But that wouldn't fit on the dragon board.
- ♪ Na, na, na, hey ♪
- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?
- CIARA: I'm a princess whose father
won't let her become a knight.
Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy!
Please, please, please!
So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.
Yes!
- ARC: And I'm Arc, a charming thief,
who has the same dream.
I'm destined to become a knight.
- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed
in Knight School.
- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.
- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.
- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.
- ♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ Hey-ey hey
- How did I not realize the Temple of Ear
was really the Temple of Fear?
- We all should have known a guy with one eye
and a metal hand would have bad handwriting.
- Okay, this doesn't seem so bad.
We just have to retrieve a ram's horn
from inside the temple.
Easy-peasy.
- The horn is with the Barbarian King,
which is guarded by traps, snakes, and zombies!
- Did I say easy-peasy?
I meant difficult-schmifficult.
- Exactly! I'm freaking out!
- Okay, so we picked the most dangerous quest.
You're gonna be fine, Warwick. Right, guys?
- Uh, I love Warwick way too much to lie to him.
You're not gonna be fine, bro.
But don't worry because I picked up a bottle...
of fearless fairies. [laughs]
They make you fearless.
That's why they named them that.
- For real?
If I take those, I lose my fear of failure.
- Are you two crazy?
Do you have any idea how dangerous fearless fairies are?
- Yeah, they make people do crazy things.
Like my cousin, he took them,
and then he went lava-surfing in a volcano!
- Sounds kinda cool. - It wasn't cool!
It was hot!
He burned all his hair off.
He looked like a thumb with a face.
- All right, I'll take these back tomorrow
and exchange them for some compliment fairies.
Because none of you have said anything
about my new vest.
- I've already figured this out, guys.
Warwick, we just need to get you
over your fear of failure.
- Wait! But what if we fail at that?
Oh...
Is this what it feels like to be you?
- [tsks] - This is rough.
- We're going to expose you to scary things
from the quest, like snakes,
until you're fixed.
But, first, would you like a snack?
- Gnome Crunchies? Huh, my favorite.
- [trick snakes boinging]
- [screaming]
- [laughs] He won't get that far.
I put real snakes on the stairs.
- [screaming]
- ♪ Oh, oh, hey
- Invisible Knight? [grunts]
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
- [groans] This is so frustrating.
So far, we've set traps everywhere,
and we've only caught Kripan.
- [metal thudding]
- [mallet clanking]
[mallet thuds]
- If we don't find that Invisible Knight,
we're going to fail our quest.
- SLOBWICK: [chattering]
- You found my harmonica.
- [chattering]
- Now we can start our own blues band.
- SLOBWICK: [humming]
- Hey, hey, maybe we can use
Slobwick's amazing sense of smell
to sniff out the Invisible Knight.
- And his invisible puppy?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- SLOBWICK: [humming]
Hey, Fizz? - Who you callin' Fizz?
I'm sorry, I was expecting an insult.
- Relax. I just need you to ask your nasty--
I mean, your adorable-- oh, that's too far.
I need you to ask Slobwick to help us finish our quest.
- Help Kraken? [laughing]
I'm Phoenix Squad for life!
Unless there's something in it for old Fizz.
- [chattering]
- And something in it for old Slobby.
- Mm-hmm.
- Like what?
- Hmm.
[moans]
- Are you happy now?
- No, but I'm about to be.
From the top, Slob-Daddy.
- [blues harmonica music plays]
- [magic whooshing]
- So...many...snakes.
They were slithering all over me.
- Maybe locking him in a closet
filled with real snakes wasn't my best idea.
- Yeah, freaking him out with snakes is my thing.
- Okay.
- Guys, it's useless. I can't do the quest.
There's just too many things
that could stop me from becoming a knight.
- But failing the quest
could also stop you from becoming a knight.
- I know! It's a vicious cycle!
- Come on, dude, this can't be the first time
you couldn't finish a quest.
What do you guys usually do?
- We make up a reason all of us can't do it
so Warwick doesn't look bad.
- So, we just need a good excuse.
- [snaps fingers] Well, you're in luck,
because I wrote the book on excuses.
Bookshelf, give me "Arc's Excuse Book."
- [object boings]
- Okay, it's not a book
as much as something I wrote down once.
- "Tell them you're sick."
- It's pretty good, right?
All right.
Let's go to the Tasty Trunk. I have a plan.
- Oh, is your plan "Go To Taco Tuesday"?
- Let's go to the Tasty Trunk. I have two plans.
- Are you coming?
- You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.
Save me some tacos.
- Guys, he said I could have his tacos!
- [heavy sigh]
I can't keep letting down my squad and my family.
Fearless fairies, do your thing.
- [lid pops]
- Oh!
Oh, no! I don't like this!
- [magic whooshing]
- Whoa! I love it.
I don't know if snakes have butts,
but if they do, I'm comin' to kick 'em!
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Na na na na
♪ Oh ♪
- Okay, Arc, tell us your plan to get out of the quest
so Warwick doesn't look bad.
- Yeah, dude. Bros before tacos.
- The plan, which you'd know,
if you guys actually read my book,
is to make ourselves sick.
Warlock, three rotten egg smoothies, please.
Extra rotten.
- [magic whooshing]
- [liquid gurgling] - Ugh!
- Oh! So disgusting!
- Why is this even on the menu?
- Just, um, drink around the chunks.
- ALL: For Warwick! - [mugs clanking]
- Did someone order a hero?
- ALL: [coughing, sputtering]
- What are you talking about?
Ten minutes ago, you were all like...
"Help! Let me outta the snake closet, Ci-ara."
- Now, danger's my middle name.
Before, it was Peabody.
See you on the quest!
- I cannot believe this.
- His middle name was Peabody?
- And he took the fearless fairies.
- Yeah, that, too.
- He's gonna get hurt.
We need to stop him before it's too late.
- Oh. Prudy, why are you still drinking that?
- I paid for it...
and I'm finishing it.
- ♪ Hey, hey
- I finished the portrait you asked for.
- SLOBWICK: Uh.
- Oh, you've captured our souls.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- I'm back.
- Did you get what I asked for?
- A butt load of chicken nuggets
on a fancy dome tray.
Bon appétit.
- You heard the lady. "Bone up your feet."
- [munching]
- Okay, so, now will you ask Slobwick
to help us with our quest?
- No, but I will ask him to do this.
- SLOBWICK: [farts]
- BOTH: [laughing]
- [groans] You're impossible!
- Sage. Wait. Wait.
- How are we gonna get that slobberpuff
to help us find that knight?
- Maybe you should try apologizing to Slobwick.
- I am not apologizing to that sasquatch turd!
- Sorry you're so angry.
But I painted this for your room.
[giggles]
- That helps.
- ♪ Na na na na
- Warwick, wait!
We know you took those fearless fairies.
- I did and I'm not afraid to admit it.
I'm also not afraid to admit
my mom still cuts my meat.
- I'm never gonna not know that now.
- We know you're scared to let down your family.
- But those fairies could really get you hurt.
- So, we're not letting you leave.
- I had a feeling you might say that...
which is why I learned this spell.
Batimus, wingy-blingy!
- [magic whooshing]
- Oh, no, he made Wick wings.
- Race you to the temple!
Wee!
- ♪
- We are definitely gonna lose that race.
- ♪♪
- ♪
- ARC: Warwick, wait!
Where is he?
- WARWICK: [Tarzan yell] Ahhhhhhh!
[heavy thud]
Take that, ground!
- How did we beat you here?
- My wings fell off, and I got stuck in a tree.
That happens when you're amazing.
- Okay, we're going home and getting rid of those fairies.
- No way. The ram's horn is right there.
Follow me and bring your big boy pants.
- No, stop.
There's booby-traps everywhere.
- I know.
My dad told me all about this place.
Like if you step on this, poison arrows shoot out.
[stomps] - OTHERS: [gasp]
- [dramatic music plays]
- Spear! - OTHERS: [gasp]
- ♪
- Is that all you got, temple?
- Oh, no. He does not speak for all of us, temple.
- SNAKES: [hissing]
- WARWICK: Cool. Snakes.
- [dramatic music plays]
- What?
- ♪
- Dude, we're right back where we started.
- I know. That was just a warm-up.
- OTHERS: What?!
- You can't just go to the Temple of Fear
and not hit all the fears.
- Can we just get the horn?
- Sounds fun.
It's protected by fire.
- [fireballs whooshing]
- Okay, we have to be careful.
- You be careful. I'll be Warwick.
- No fear!
- [fireballs whooshing]
- Nice shot, temple,
but I'm the one who's on fire.
- Oh, man, why didn't I bring my big boy pants?
- [fireball whooshing]
- I can't believe we made it.
We did make it, right?
We're all alive? [gasping]
- Let's just grab the horn
before Warwick does something crazy--
like stealing a dead guy's hat.
- Legend says, if you blow this horn,
it wakes up the zombie barbarians.
- Warwick, don't you do it!
- [deep-toned horn blasts]
- [ground rumbling]
- ZOMBIES: [grunting]
- [dramatic music plays]
- ZOMBIES: [grunting]
- I'll handle this.
- [boulder thuds] - WARWICK: Oh!
I lost my fearless fairies!
- ZOMBIES: [grunting]
- I'm scared now, too.
- It's good to have you back, buddy--
for the last five minutes of our lives.
- ♪
- [magic whooshing]
- Where are you, Invisible Knight?
- SLOBWICK: [chattering]
[chuckling]
- [groans]
You having fun ruining my life, Slobwick?
- [chuckling]
- I'm not gonna apologize to you.
You know why?
- [chattering]
- Because you were mean to me the first day we met.
- [chuckling]
- You liked everyone else in Knight School...
except me...
and that hurt.
- [moans]
- So, yeah... [grunts]
I guess I'm mean to you because...
deep down, even I wanna be liked.
- [chattering]
- So, I'm sorry.
- [chattering]
- BUTTERCUP: Sage, where are you?
- If you tell anyone I have feelings,
I will shave you bald! - [screeching]
- We got the invisible puppy!
- [puppy barking]
- And his invisible knight friend.
- You caught him? When?
- Didn't Slobwick tell you?
I was nice to him, so he showed us where they were hiding.
[giggling]
- You knew they had the Invisible Knight
and you still let me apologize to you?!
- [chuckling]
- Oh, ha-ha. Get ready for your haircut, fuzzball!
- [chattering]
- [magic whooshing]
- There's no way out of here.
Whoa! And these zombies are really grabby.
- Look, I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't mean to get us into this mess.
I just wanted to live up to my family's legacy.
- Look, maybe you'll be as great as them,
maybe you won't,
but if you're too afraid of failing, you'll never know.
- Yeah. Plus, you can do something no one else
in your family can do. - Burp the alphabet?
- If we survive this, you have to show me that later.
Okay? But I meant magic.
- Arc's right.
The rest of your family might be knights,
but you're going to be the first magical knight.
- And they'll have to worry about living up to your legacy.
- Hm, I never thought of that.
Thanks, guys.
- ZOMBIES: [grunting]
- How about using your magic
to make our brains less delicious,
so these zombies let us go?
- My magic's not strong enough to do that,
but maybe I could fool them.
Cerebellumus, fakey-makey!
- You made brains?
Gross!
- It's cauliflower.
- Oh! Even more gross!
- ZOMBIES: [growling]
[spits and scoffs]
- Even the zombies agree. They're leaving.
- Dude, you did it!
You helped us finish the quest! Ha!
- I did, didn't I?
Maybe I will be a great knight
like the rest of my family.
- ALL: [laughing]
- What? No! - [ram's horn blasting]
- [ground rumbling] - Why'd you do that?
- I don't know. I got excited.
- ZOMBIES: [grunting]
- Let's get outta here! - Like now! Go!
- ♪
- ZOMBIES: [grunting]
- ♪
♪ Hey
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♪ Hey
♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪♪
- ♪