- [alarm horn blowing]
- Why did the alarm horn go off during our sleepover party?
- Someone probably saw Arc's pajamas
and declared a fashion emergency.
- Footsie pajamas are awesome.
Right, Warwick?
- Sorry, bro, I told you this was gonna happen.
- Urgh! Stupid horn.
Oh, cool pajamas, Arc.
Just kidding.
They're dumb.
- Well, there's no threat here. Must be a false alarm.
- You hear that, scary warrior?
You can go back to bed now.
- It's Commander Abala.
She's Ryker's blood-thirsty enforcer.
- How did she get past the Crystal Force Field?
- Not sure, but ready your weapons.
Which we forgot.
- It's okay. She forgot her weapon, too.
- [electricity zapping]
- No, she remembered.
- Battle formation!
- ♪
- ALL: [grunting]
- The only way to beat her is to get rid of her weapon.
- That ax of hers can take out four people with one swing.
Meaning, Phoenix Squad, you're up!
- Don't worry, I got this.
Take thee outy axe-y waxy.
- KRAKEN SQUAD: [grunts]
- Sorry, I axey-ed when I should have waxy-ed.
- Kraken Squad, charge!
- KRAKEN SQUAD: [grunting]
- I'm gonna use my giant strength
to rip that thing from her hands.
[groaning]
I got it!
OopS! No, it's got me!
Whoo! - [crash]
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, my body broke the fall.
- ♪
- It's up to us.
We need something powerful to take her down.
- What about the Flying Phoenix kick we've been working on?
- Every time we try it we land on our butts.
- Well, this time, she's gonna land on our butts.
- ♪
- Just do the kick.
- BOTH: [grunting]
- [electricity zapping]
- BOTH: [groaning]
- These are the future Knights of Astoria?
Pathetic!
- Oh no. What's she gonna do now?
- [smoke puffs]
- She's going to stand there until I turn her
back into Sir Gareth.
- [electricity zapping]
- This was a drill that you all failed!
Leaving your weapons upstairs.
I expect that from Warick.
- Thanks.
Hey!
- I don't know what's the bigger disaster.
Your lack of skills or your choice of jammies?
- Skills! No, no, jammies!
False!
- Not one of you was prepared when the kingdom was in danger.
Clearly, you haven't been taking your training seriously.
Hogancross, poof me away so I don't have to look at them.
- Sure.
You can join me for my hip hop dance class.
- I'd rather watch this crusty old wizard
ruin hip hop than look at you.
- [smoke puffs]
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, hey
- Wow, we got our butts kicked so badly in that drill,
they're calling it The Pajama Massacre.
- Even you, bro?
- Well, I held back my bravery
so I wouldn't make everybody else look bad.
- [leaves rustling]
- Uh, what's in the bushes?
- [indistinct snickering]
- What is that thing?
- [snickering]
- BOTH: Aw.
- [snickering]
- Look at that little ball of cuteness.
- Ah!
[licking]
- Duh, duh, duh.
Whatever it is, sure is gooey.
- [snickering]
- Because he's a Slobber Puff.
That's the slobber.
- [breaks wind]
- And that's the puff.
- Uh, he's the grossest thing ever.
- And he stinks.
- So we're keeping him, right?
- BOTH: Definitely.
- ♪
- Uh.
Don't worry about lunch, it's on me.
- Aw. You offering to pay?
What are you up to?
- Getting us free lunch and dessert.
Ow.
Oh, Warlock, I found this disgusting hair in my food.
We refuse to pay and demand free dessert.
- ♪
- The customer service here is top notch.
- You're gonna regret this when you go bald.
- Don't you wish that on me.
- Sorry.
I'm still upset about that Abala drill.
Our Flying Phoenix kick was more like a flying flop.
- You know, the real Commander Abala led the charge
when Ryker's Army attacked my village.
Someday, I'm gonna get my revenge on Ryker.
- People have been saying that for 200 years.
- He's been around that long?
Oh, he has the inner rage of a much younger villain.
Why's he such a jerk?
- Long ago, Ryker was actually the king of Astoria.
- I know I asked, but I'm already incredibly bored.
- Oh right. I better Arc-ify this.
So King Ryker was like totally cray.
He was all like, "I'm evil.
Do what I say, blah, blah, blah."
- Now this is a story!
- The people were like, "You better bounce, evil dude."
And he was like, "What are you gonna do?
Banish me?"
- Did they banish him?
Tell me they banished him.
- Oh, they banished him. - Yes!
Love a good banishing!
- Ryker vowed to return to conquer Astoria.
When did you get that banana split?
- I found another hair while you were talking.
Go on.
- So Wizard Hogancross used the most powerful crystals
in the kingdom to create a force field.
- No way.
The Dragon Blood Crystals, they're real?
- Yes. And they're in a secret crystal room.
But before you ask-- - Can you take me there?
- Come on, I'm your best friend.
- Prudy's my best friend.
- Hurtful.
- Sorry, but taking you there's too big of a risk.
- What?
- Okay, how do I say this nicely?
The crystals are really valuable.
And, well, you're kinda...
what's the opposite of not a thief?
- Is this about me stealing your tiara
so I can pay for Knight School?
- What's the opposite of no?
- Unbelievable.
After all we've been through, you really don't trust me?
- You just tricked your way into two free desserts.
Make that three.
- You know what?
I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this.
Good day.
I'll take the rest of my desserts to go.
- ♪
- Once again,
the customer service is top notch.
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, hey ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, we will be here, we are the Knight Squad, hey ♪♪
- ♪
- What's all this?
- Well, since you can't get past me stealing your tiara,
I'm gonna get your money back by selling
all of my most valuable possessions.
- Old boots, a sad jar of buttons,
and a...nasty chicken bone?
- Actually, it's a nasty turkey bone.
If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear it gobble.
- Arc, I feel bad that I hurt your feelings.
But you can't blame me for not trusting you.
- Seriously?
When you got captured by that giant spider,
who cut you out of the web? - You.
- When you were about to drink that expired Pegasus milk,
who stopped you? - You.
- When you fell out of that tower, who caught you?
- Prudy. - Oh yeah.
Well, Prudy isn't the one keeping your secret.
- Okay, you're right.
I trust you with my secret, so I should be able
to trust you with the crystal room.
- Yes!
As a thank you, you can take any one of my buttons.
Please don't take my buttons.
- ♪
- We'd like everyone to meet Slobwick.
- [indistinct chattering]
- He seems more like a Roberto.
[laughing]
- What is that creature doing in my school?
- His name's Fizz, and you hired him.
- I think he means our new pet.
- Pet?
After the Pajama Massacre,
a furry distraction is the last thing you need.
- We wanna make him our school mascot.
- Why? We've got Buttercup.
- [giggles] Knight School, Knight School,
it's the right school!
For people who are training to be knights!
School!
- Oh well, it's settled then.
Say goodbye to your furry stink ball.
- [growling]
- [growls]
- Come on, Sir Gareth, look how cute he is.
- [indistinct snickering]
- Slobber puffs are known to cause mischief.
Plus, there's a pouch on their back like a kangaroo,
which is a weird body part.
- What's wrong with having a back pouch?
I could put my lunch in there.
- I wouldn't do that.
They go crazy if you touch their pouch.
- Prudence is right.
Watch.
- [growling]
- Ah!
- [barks]
- He has a pouch potato?
He comes with his own snacks.
- Okay, what if we train him so he behaves?
I promise he'll grow on you.
- Give me one good reason why I should let you keep him.
- [spitting]
[laughing]
- Ha-ha!
He does have good aim.
Okay, if you can take care of him, you can keep him.
- Yes! - Yes!
We won't let him out of our sight.
- He's rolling away.
- [snickering]
- Come on, Slobber, you're making us look like fools.
- ♪
- Welcome to the Dragon Blood Crystal Room.
- One time, I saw a monkey riding on a pig.
And I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
But this!
This is the coolest thing ever!
- Okay, you came, I trusted you. Let's go.
- Oh, can I hold one of the crystals?
I've never held anything so...valuable before.
Oh! Except this awesome tiara I once stole!
Oh right, you were there.
- No touching!
If the crystals move even an inch,
it could weaken the force field that protects the kingdom.
- Fine.
I don't have to touch one.
I'll just take a selfie with my magic mirror.
- You can't take a selfie here.
- I just wanna send one to my dad.
I haven't told him I'm in Astoria yet.
A picture with these crystals would show that I'm here,
and I'm making my dreams come true.
- Aw! That's so sweet.
- So I can take the selfie? - Not a chance.
No one can ever know you were here.
- Okay. But you don't get to see a picture
of a monkey riding a pig then.
Ah, you got to!
It's way too good!
- Whoa, you didn't say they had hats!
- ♪
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, hey, hey, hey ♪♪
- Ah.
- I love our sunrise yoga sessions.
But did you have to empty the courtyard?
- Yes.
I don't like people looking at my Downward Dog.
And switch to Warrior 2.
- [ground rumbling]
- What's going on? - I don't know.
- Just who I was looking for.
The false king of Astoria.
- Ryker?
- No, it's just his hologram, he's not really here.
- Not yet.
So you still have time to go and change
out of your embarrassing yoga outfit.
- How is this possible?
- Something must be wrong with the Dragon Blood Crystals.
- Your force field is losing power.
And when it falls, so will your kingdom!
[evil laughing]
- ♪
- Oh no!
Ryker's coming.
- ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah ♪♪
- Wizard Hogancross, what's happening?
- I've located the problem.
One of the Dragon Blood Crystals is missing.
- We can see that. We all have eyes.
- [clearing throat]
- Some of us more than others.
- No, it's alright.
I only need one to see that we're in deep dragon doo-doo.
- The force field is weakening.
In a few hours, the crystals will fail.
- ♪
- [electricity zapping]
- Did I say a few hours?
I meant right now!
- There's only three crystals left.
When they're gone, nothing will stop Ryker from coming here.
- Which is bad news for anyone who can't poof themselves
hundreds of miles away.
- How could we lose a Dragon Blood Crystal?
- Uh, it appears a thief broke in and stole it.
We found this bone wedged in the door.
- A turkey bone?
A nasty, double-crossing turkey bone!
- How do you know what it is?
- Uh, how could I not know what it is?
Thanksgiving is my jam.
- That's true.
She even likes that weird green bean casserole
no one wants.
- Blah! - Blah!
- We're running out of time.
To restore the force field to full power,
we must get that crystal back!
- Which means catching the thief whole stole it.
I'll summon the guards.
- Good, but keep this between us.
Word of a Ryker attack could cause a panic.
Remember when people thought the kingdom
was out of hot dogs?
- Remember?
I got my left ankle chewed off during The Great Weiner Riot.
For Astoria!
- How could I be so stupid?
- Oh!
Liking green bean casserole doesn't make you stupid.
It just makes you weird.
- ♪
- You found Slobwick.
Where was he?
- We looked for him everywhere.
- Then we got tired and took a nap.
When we woke up, he was here.
- And they said we couldn't take care of a pet.
- Ugh!
Is that thing really back? - Yes!
But I thought you loved Sir Talky Hand.
"What's up, my lady?"
- I meant the Slobber Puff.
You know I think Sir Talky Hand is hilarious.
[laughs]
- Don't worry about, Slobwick.
We're training him.
He gets a chicken nugget every time
he listens to a command.
- Ooh, the nugget system.
That's how my parents' potty-trained me.
Except they used a whole chicken.
- [snickering]
[munching]
[burps]
- Aw, oh! Look, Sage!
Isn't he just the cutest little spit wad ever?
- [moaning]
- Come on, give him a pet.
- Fine.
I guess one pet couldn't hurt.
- [barking]
- Ah, ah!
- Don't look, Sir Talky Hand!
- [growling]
- Look what that fur ball did to me!
- [laughing]
Oh, you are definitely getting a nugget for that.
- [snickering]
- Ooh, something bad must be happening.
- Bad? No, no!
We're just urgently grabbing weapons to...
blend our smoothies.
- Sir, that stupid Slobber Puff attacked me.
Tell them to get rid of it.
- Get rid of it!
- Well, that was easier than I thought.
- You can't do that, Sir Gareth.
- Actually, I can.
That thing is trouble.
I want him gone by the time
I catch the thief who stole ur...
the protein powder for our smoothies.
- Sorry, Slobby.
The world's just not fair to cute, little guys like us.
- [snickering]
- Aw.
So sad for you to watch him go.
I'll grab a hatchet.
- Da!
We're releasing him back into the wild.
- Oh, good idea.
Give him a running start.
- ♪
- Warlock, for my next course, I will have the swordfish.
- ♪
- Mm, extra swordy.
Hey, Ciara.
Guess who recently came into some money
and is now ordering off the fancy menu?
- You! - Heck yeah, me!
The craziest thing happened.
I fell asleep in the courtyard,
and people dropped money in my hat.
- I know you went back to the Crystal Room.
- I absolutely did not go back.
- They found your turkey bone wedged in the door.
- I absolutely might have gone back.
- How could you do this to me? I trusted you.
- Let me explain.
- That you stole one of the Dragon Blood Crystals
and endangered the entire kingdom?
- Yes! I mean, no!
I mean, what is happening?
- You're about to get arrested.
That's what's happening.
- Ciara, step aside.
Arc, the princess informs us
that this turkey bone belongs to you.
You're under arrest for stealing a Dragon Blood Crystal.
- But I--I didn't do it.
- Take him away!
I'll--I'll just confiscate...
this delicious...evidence.
- ♪
- [electricity zapping]
- And then, Fizz said he wanted to be the one
that let Slobwick go.
I never even got to try his pouch potato.
[sobbing]
- I know it hurts, but you still have your friends.
- Guys...Arc was just arrested.
- My world is crumbling! [crying]
- Why would they arrest Arc?
- He stole a Dragon Blood Crystal.
- Wait, this has to be a mistake.
Arc wouldn't put the kingdom in danger.
- They have proof.
And they found him at the Tasty Truck
ordering off the fancy menu.
- No! Not the fancy menu.
- I know it's hard, but you have to accept
Arc's not who we thought he was.
- Yes, he is.
I'm gonna go tell them they've got the wrong guy.
- And I'm gonna go with him.
I think it's been a hard day.
- WARWICK: It's been a really hard day, okay?
- Yeah.
- ♪
- We're running out of time!
Tell me what I wanna know.
- I can't!
Because I didn't take the Dragon Blood Crystal.
- So, what? It just magically walked away?
- Maybe.
Weird things happen in Astoria.
Yesterday, I saw a fairy poop gumdrops.
- That's enough.
I guess we're doing this the hard way.
- No! Not the sword!
- Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong sheath.
- A feather?
What? You're gonna tickle it out of me?
Oh. You are.
- Where's the crystal?
- Please, stop it. [laughing]
My skin's too delicate for this!
- Sir Gareth, what are you doing?
- Um, tickle tactics.
It's advanced knight stuff.
- But you've got the wrong guy.
- Yeah, Arc would never take that Dragon Blood Crystal.
- Ah, thanks, guys.
I'd hug you, but I can't feel my arms.
- Arresting Arc is a travesty of justice.
And I'm fairly certain I used that word correctly.
- This is a matter of private castle security.
No one should be here!
- Sir Gareth, I'm here!
- Oh, fantastic! It's a party.
I'll make a seven-layer dip.
- Alright, you've seen what a liar and a thief look like.
Time to go.
- ♪
- Oh good goblin, the shield is getting weaker.
Where is the Dragon Blood Crystal?
- You're right. The kingdom's in danger.
It's time to confess.
That I always keep a lock pick up my sleeve.
- He's escaping!
- [grunting]
- ♪
- You still think Arc's innocent?
- I can't believe it.
Arc's really a thief.
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪♪
- ♪