1 00:00:02,209 --> 00:00:03,451 - ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey 2 00:00:03,555 --> 00:00:05,936 ♪ Hey hey hey hey 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:06,903 ♪ Hey hey 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,663 - This is so awesome! 5 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:10,148 Sir Swayze is actually coming here... 6 00:00:10,251 --> 00:00:11,666 to Astoria! 7 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:12,840 Our land! 8 00:00:13,979 --> 00:00:15,705 - Oh, but he's coming all the way 9 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:17,776 from the Kingdom of Inwood. 10 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:20,399 Oh, I hope he doesn't get attacked by a monkey worm. 11 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:21,607 - Oh, please, okay? 12 00:00:21,711 --> 00:00:23,092 He's the greatest knight in all of Astoria. 13 00:00:23,195 --> 00:00:25,577 He'd just punch that monkey worm right in the mouth! 14 00:00:26,923 --> 00:00:29,615 - We're excited for Sir Swayze, too! 15 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,824 Look at Sage. She's smiling like a chucklehead. 16 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,447 - I am! I am! I'm a happy chucklehead! 17 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,000 - SAGE & BUTTERCUP: [giggling] 18 00:00:36,174 --> 00:00:38,486 - KING: I know we're all fans of Sir Swayze. 19 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:39,798 But when he arrives, 20 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:41,593 let's have a little self control. 21 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:42,801 - [trumpet fanfare] 22 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:45,390 - Oh, he's coming! He's coming! 23 00:00:45,493 --> 00:00:48,117 - ALL: [cheering, hooting] 24 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:50,291 [gasping] 25 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:53,260 - Who's crazy for Swayze? 26 00:00:53,363 --> 00:00:55,503 - ALL: [cheering, hooting] 27 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:58,610 - As a gift to Astoria, I will show you 28 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:01,613 my legendary pinky power punch. 29 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:03,270 - ALL: [gasping] 30 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:05,237 - Sway...ze! 31 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:08,516 - [cart crashes] 32 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:09,931 - [blows air] 33 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,761 - He destroyed my favorite cart, 34 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,142 and I don't even care! 35 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:14,833 Woo, Sir Swayze! 36 00:01:14,936 --> 00:01:16,662 - ALL: [cheering, hooting] 37 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,010 - [blows kiss] - BOTH: [gasping] 38 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:22,772 - [eye wink tinkles] 39 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:26,120 - I heard Sir Swayze has his own battle unicorn. 40 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,535 - I heard he survived 41 00:01:27,639 --> 00:01:29,089 a face-to-face battle against Ryker. 42 00:01:29,192 --> 00:01:31,263 - I heard Sir Gareth kicked him out of knight school-- 43 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:32,678 because I did. 44 00:01:32,782 --> 00:01:36,026 - Hey, did you kick him out for being too awesome? 45 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,788 Because I'm worried I might have that same problem. 46 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:41,825 - I kicked him out because 47 00:01:41,929 --> 00:01:43,344 he never wanted to do the work. 48 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:44,828 He only wanted to take shortcuts. 49 00:01:44,932 --> 00:01:46,865 - So, how did he become a Knight of Inwood? 50 00:01:46,968 --> 00:01:49,350 - Well, Inwood lets anyone become a knight. 51 00:01:49,454 --> 00:01:50,834 They even knighted his dog. 52 00:01:50,938 --> 00:01:53,182 They call him Sir Barksalot. 53 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:56,426 I can't wait till Sir Swayze leaves. 54 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:57,600 - Great news! 55 00:01:57,703 --> 00:01:59,429 Sir Swayze's not leaving. 56 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:00,637 - SIR GARETH: [groans] 57 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:02,018 - ALL: [cheering, hooting] 58 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,295 - It's true. 59 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:05,573 I'm staying to open the Sir Swayze Knight Academy. 60 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:07,127 - STUDENTS: Ohhhh... 61 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:09,543 - Swayze, this kingdom already has a knight school. 62 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:11,648 - Oh, unclench your metal butt, Sir G. 63 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,343 My academy is nothing like your school. 64 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:18,621 My classes are at night. 65 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:21,589 - Wow. Knight school at night? 66 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:23,246 It just makes sense. 67 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,423 - Anyone interested should meet me here tonight. 68 00:02:27,526 --> 00:02:29,010 The first students to sign up 69 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:31,496 get their very own Swayze clip-on tail, 70 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:33,532 trademark, Swayze Enterprises. 71 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:37,191 - If we train with Sir Gareth and Sir Swayze, 72 00:02:37,295 --> 00:02:38,537 we'll be doubly amazing. 73 00:02:38,641 --> 00:02:39,952 - [excited hooting] 74 00:02:40,056 --> 00:02:42,334 - SIR GARETH: It's gonna be so great! 75 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:44,509 Except it's never gonna happen. 76 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:46,994 My students are forbidden to attend his school. 77 00:02:47,097 --> 00:02:49,790 - But can we go to his academy? 78 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:53,138 I withdraw my question. 79 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:56,831 - [magic whooshing] 80 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:00,110 - Hello, candy. 81 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,422 Goodbye, candy. 82 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:03,044 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 83 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:06,807 Mom and Dad left me in charge 84 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:08,084 of watching you while they're gone, 85 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,913 and they don't want you eating candy. 86 00:03:10,017 --> 00:03:11,501 Hand it over. 87 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:14,194 - Fine. [sighing] 88 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:16,851 - And your secret stash. 89 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:18,128 - [groans] 90 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:24,169 - Okay, if you're gonna eat candy out of your boots, 91 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:25,757 at least wear socks. 92 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:29,347 - Warwick, Klutzy the Juggler 93 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:30,865 is performing in the Tasty Trunk. 94 00:03:30,969 --> 00:03:32,453 - You shut your giant mouth. 95 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:34,179 We are so there. 96 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:35,663 - I wanna go. 97 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:37,562 - Oh, sorry, you can't. 98 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:40,047 Klutzy juggles insanely dangerous stuff. 99 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,876 - Like poisonous swords, poisonous frogs. 100 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,154 - And sometimes just straight up poison. 101 00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:48,676 - Aw, man, the show's tomorrow night. 102 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,644 I can't go. I'm watching Fizz. 103 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:52,266 - Take me with you, please? 104 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:54,820 You can watch me watch the show. 105 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:57,582 - Sorry, you have to be at least 106 00:03:57,685 --> 00:03:59,100 13 years old to go, Fizz. 107 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:00,412 - It's a good rule. 108 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:03,864 Last year, some guy took a poisonous frog to the face. 109 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:06,073 Please let it be me this year. 110 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:09,490 - Sorry, bro. 111 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:12,562 Hey, if a juggling show is what you want, 112 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,426 maybe I could do it. 113 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,394 I'll start with these hatchets. 114 00:04:16,497 --> 00:04:18,706 - PRUDENCE & WARWICK: No! 115 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:19,983 - [magic whooshing] 116 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,300 - Sir Swayze's academy started last night 117 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:27,750 and we missed it. 118 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:30,339 - He never said my name, 119 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:32,341 but I felt like he knew my name, 120 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:34,619 you know, like in his soul. 121 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,932 - His soul is so cool! 122 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:39,693 - Why can't Sir Gareth be cool? 123 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:42,109 - What is up, my peeps? 124 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:48,184 Mind if I chill and, um, rap to ya? 125 00:04:50,428 --> 00:04:52,430 - I think he's lost his mind. 126 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:53,672 - Yeah. 127 00:04:53,776 --> 00:04:55,295 I'm so glad I'm here to see it. 128 00:04:56,641 --> 00:04:58,781 - I know you wanna train with a cool teacher. 129 00:04:58,884 --> 00:05:03,544 Well, guess who's cooler than an ice troll in winter? 130 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:05,512 G Diddy. - [chair scraping] 131 00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:06,927 - [gasps] 132 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:11,725 Today... 133 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:13,761 I've got a little surprise for you. 134 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:18,214 I'ma teach you how to put a smack down on a mummy. 135 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,526 - STUDENTS: Yeah! 136 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:20,803 - In six months, 137 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:23,530 after you read all of these superfly books. 138 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:25,428 - STUDENTS: [groaning] 139 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:26,843 - Wow, congrats. 140 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:28,811 You found a way to make mummies boring. 141 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:33,125 - Yeah, what gives, G Diddy? 142 00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:36,197 - Oh, relax. It's only a thousand pages. 143 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:38,855 And I will catch you on the flippity fly. 144 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:43,619 - No, I want to fight a mummy, 145 00:05:43,722 --> 00:05:46,138 not read "Your Mummy Or Your Life: 146 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,969 13,000 Steps To Defeating a Mummy." 147 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:51,972 - Well, come on, Prudy. 148 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:53,905 Maybe there's something in these books 149 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,769 that can help us sneak Fizz into that juggling show. 150 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:58,185 - You just want me to carry your book, don't you? 151 00:05:58,288 --> 00:06:00,843 - Yeah. It looks dusty and you know I have allergies. 152 00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:06,918 - Hey! You have a Swayze tail in your pocket! 153 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:08,298 - I do? 154 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,921 Oh! Oh! Oh! 155 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,164 - You two went to his class. 156 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:15,892 - I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. 157 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:18,516 - Remember? We secretly signed up. 158 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:19,862 There were only two spots left, 159 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:22,451 and you said, "Don't tell Arc and Ciara." 160 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:23,728 - SAGE: [laughing] 161 00:06:23,831 --> 00:06:25,419 That sounds like something I would say. 162 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:26,731 Let's go. 163 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:30,666 - Okay, if Sage and Buttercup 164 00:06:30,769 --> 00:06:32,150 are studying under Sir Swayze, 165 00:06:32,253 --> 00:06:34,255 their new skills are gonna put Kraken Squad on top. 166 00:06:34,359 --> 00:06:36,534 - Which means they'll become knights over us. 167 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:37,742 We have to join that class. 168 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,364 - Anything to get one of those ponytails! 169 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,782 And become knights. Okay, that was implied. 170 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:47,959 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh 171 00:06:48,062 --> 00:06:49,995 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh 172 00:06:50,099 --> 00:06:51,652 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 173 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,827 - Hey! 174 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,656 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh 175 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,037 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 176 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,728 ♪ Oh oh - Hey! 177 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:01,075 - ♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪ 178 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:04,251 ♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪ 179 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:05,321 ♪ Hey! 180 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,741 - [grunts of combat] 181 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,330 - BUTTERCUP: [giggles] - SAGE: Yes! 182 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,332 - Well, look who it is. 183 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,231 Two people trying to get better than us. 184 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:21,095 - Newsflash! 185 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,821 The battle dummy's better than you. 186 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:27,136 - Sir Swayze taught us how to talk smack. 187 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,001 One of the buttons on your shirt is loose. 188 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:31,347 If you want, 189 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,936 I can take it home and fix it. 190 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,420 Boom! 191 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:42,013 - Welcome to the first night 192 00:07:42,116 --> 00:07:44,049 of the rest of your knights' lives. 193 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:47,294 Pow! Wordplay! 194 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:51,367 - We are so excited to train with you. 195 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,369 - Oh, what do we do, first? 196 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,371 Please tell me it's not reading a book. 197 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,235 - The only thing I ever got from a book 198 00:07:57,338 --> 00:07:58,788 was a paper cut. [laughs] 199 00:07:58,892 --> 00:08:01,342 So, I punched that book and fed it to my battle unicorn. 200 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:06,140 - "Feed books to unicorns." 201 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:08,695 See, this is the academy difference. 202 00:08:10,248 --> 00:08:12,422 - Sir Swayze, any chance you could teach us 203 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,046 how to defeat a mummy in less than six months? 204 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:16,737 - Sage, there's no way he can do that. 205 00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:19,257 - I can totally do that. - Told you, Sage. 206 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,778 - I was a survivor of The Great Mummy Invasion. 207 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,228 I can teach you how to defeat a mummy in no time-- 208 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:27,714 with my pinky power punch. 209 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:29,474 - Oh, quick question. 210 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:32,891 When are we gonna get our Swayze tails? 211 00:08:32,995 --> 00:08:34,548 - They're already on you. 212 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,830 - CIARA: [giggling] 213 00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:41,969 How did he do that? 214 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:44,662 - I don't know, but I am learning so much. 215 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:47,699 - [magic whooshing] 216 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:49,632 - All right, Fizz, we have a way to make you 217 00:08:49,736 --> 00:08:51,600 look older, so you can see Klutzy. 218 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:53,602 - PRUDENCE & WARWICK: Neckties! 219 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:58,089 - Nothing says old dude like a soup-stained necktie. 220 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:00,229 - Or we can use a spell 221 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,472 I found in Warwick's magic book. 222 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,512 - Huh? 223 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,100 This spell creates a magic pocket watch 224 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:10,480 that can change your age. 225 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,275 - What are you waiting for? 226 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,932 Make me a man! 227 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,558 - Cronos pendulum fon! 228 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,044 All right, you can make yourself older 229 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:23,286 by turning the watch forward. 230 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:24,633 Then after the show, turn it back, 231 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:26,358 and you'll be normal again. 232 00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:28,913 - [magic chiming] 233 00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:36,127 - It works! 234 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,507 You know what else works? 235 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,338 This sweet, sweet stache! 236 00:09:42,512 --> 00:09:43,755 - [magic whooshing] 237 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:45,688 - Like a momma bird, 238 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,345 I chewed up the awesomest worm 239 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,209 and spat it... [spits] 240 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,038 into your mouths, 241 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:53,316 making you awesome, too. 242 00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:55,940 - You know what? 243 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:57,769 Sir Gareth never spits awesomeness into our mouths. 244 00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:01,359 - Now you all know how to take down a mummy 245 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:03,085 using the pinky power punch. 246 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,569 Unleash your pinkies. 247 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:10,955 - STUDENTS: Sway...ze! 248 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:12,542 - [dummies thud] 249 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,959 - Woo-hoo! Yes! I am such a good teacher! 250 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:17,444 You guys stay here. 251 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:19,377 I have something very special for you. 252 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,000 - Please, be a bunny! Please, be a bunny! 253 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:28,558 - Now I will give you the most handsome shield 254 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,388 in all the five kingdoms. 255 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:31,976 - ARC: [gasps] 256 00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:39,708 - They're to let everyone know you're my students. 257 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,813 - Well, everyone except Sir Gareth. 258 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:44,229 If he finds out we're here, it's not gonna be pretty. 259 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,748 - So, I shouldn't have called him down here 260 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:48,199 to see how much better my academy is than his school? 261 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:49,407 - STUDENTS: What?! 262 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:50,960 - SIR GARETH: Swayze! 263 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:52,203 - He's coming! 264 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,722 - Let's hide! 265 00:10:57,518 --> 00:11:01,384 - Ha, so you call this sad display an academy? 266 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:04,008 It has no heart. It has no guts. 267 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:05,803 It has no-- ooh, spa water. 268 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:09,323 That's nice. Hm. 269 00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,187 As I was saying! 270 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,672 This academy's a joke. 271 00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,915 - My star students don't seem to think so. 272 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,644 - Who would be dumb enough to train under you? 273 00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:22,543 - It's definitely not Buttercup, Sage, Arc and Ciara. 274 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,062 Right, guys? [nervous laugh] 275 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:29,309 - He-e-e-ey, G Diddy. 276 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,450 - I can't believe you went behind my back like this, 277 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:35,108 after I specifically told you not to! 278 00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:38,421 - Sir Gareth, we're just trying to become great knights. 279 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:40,044 - And you thought that disobeying me 280 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:41,562 was the way to achieve that. 281 00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:44,738 I've never been more disappointed. 282 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:47,051 All of you to the training yard for your punishment. 283 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:48,500 Right now! 284 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,541 Not you! 285 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,895 - What are we doing with all this dirt? 286 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:06,277 I thought our punishment was cleaning the training yard. 287 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,519 - Oh, it is. 288 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:08,866 But this place isn't dirty enough. 289 00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:11,523 So, you're going to take this dirt 290 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:14,526 and spread it around and then clean it all up! 291 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,012 - Yay, it's like a big sandbox! 292 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,530 [giggles] 293 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:21,016 Oh, no, it's like a big sandbox. 294 00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,640 - This isn't fair. 295 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,091 Buttercup and I were only in Sir Swayze's academy 296 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:30,646 to stop Phoenix Squad from making bad life decisions. 297 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,476 - No, we made our bad life decisions 298 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,099 after they made their bad life decisions. 299 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,894 - Uh! Enough! 300 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:40,345 I know why you were there and you're wasting your time. 301 00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:42,727 Sir Swayze's shortcuts will only hurt 302 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,936 your chances of becoming knights. 303 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,420 - Not true, okay? 304 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:49,285 He spat awesome worms into our mouths. 305 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:50,977 It sounds better when he says it. 306 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,015 - Sir Swayze taught us how to defeat a mummy 307 00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,258 without opening a book. 308 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,397 - That's impossible! 309 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,778 You cannot defeat a mummy 310 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:00,434 without knowing everything in these books. 311 00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:01,884 No! Now get this place dirty 312 00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:03,679 so you can make it clean again! 313 00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,890 - Hey, I wish we could show Sir Gareth 314 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:10,065 we're not wasting our time with Sir Swayze. 315 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:12,205 - I have an idea. 316 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,690 How about we wake the mummy 317 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,900 and use the pinky power punch to take it down? 318 00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:21,524 - Oh, then Sir Gareth would see Sir Swayze's an awesome teacher, 319 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:23,250 and let us keep training with him. 320 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:26,426 - Good plan, Ciara. 321 00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:28,186 - It was my plan. 322 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:31,155 - [high-pitched] I'm pretty sure it was Ciara's. 323 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,538 - [magic whooshing] 324 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:37,437 - We're finally gonna see Klutzy. 325 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,266 - I know. I brought my first aid kit 326 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,544 for when the poison starts flying. 327 00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,479 - Excuse me, you're blocking the stage. 328 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,860 Can you take off your hat? 329 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:48,103 - Oh, sure. 330 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,591 - Can you take off your hair? 331 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,043 - Forget it. 332 00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,561 I'll just use the watch 333 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,149 to make myself older and taller. 334 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:03,014 - Okay. Go ahead and give yourself a couple of years. 335 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,225 - [magic chiming] 336 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:08,744 - How do I look? 337 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:14,612 Whoa, you look like Pop Pop. 338 00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:17,995 - I feel like Pop Pop, too. 339 00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:21,343 My bladder's the size of a peanut. 340 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,034 Ooh, I gotta tinkle. 341 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,281 - Okay, we've got a problem. 342 00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:29,799 If he's anything like Pop Pop, 343 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,284 he'll be farting throughout the show. 344 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:35,978 - And also your little brother's a senior citizen! 345 00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:38,878 - Yeah, you're right. [snaps fingers] 346 00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:40,914 We should get a discount. 347 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,572 - No! You need to tell him to change back. 348 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,987 You're still his older brother, 349 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,576 even though you're 60 years younger. 350 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,060 - False alarm. 351 00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:51,131 My bladder's playin' tricks on me. 352 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,273 - Fizz, we have to turn you back. 353 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:57,862 - Darn tooting we should. 354 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,900 Oh, I'm even talking old. 355 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:05,456 - Okay, where's the watch? 356 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,320 - I don't know. It was here a minute ago. 357 00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:08,597 - Wait, you lost it? 358 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,254 You were only gone for ten seconds. 359 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:11,876 - I was? Where'd I go? 360 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:16,018 - [magic whooshing] 361 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:20,229 - So, how do we wake a mummy? 362 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,782 Tummy tickles. 363 00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:23,646 - All we have to do 364 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,201 is read the incantation on top of the sarcophagus. 365 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:27,581 - How do you know that? 366 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:28,928 - I have weird hobbies, okay? 367 00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,621 Buddybutt, get the magic mirror ready. 368 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,243 - ARC: Oh... [clears throat] 369 00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:36,418 - And action! 370 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,385 - Sir Gareth, we're recording this 371 00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:39,869 as proof that Sir Swayze 372 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,217 taught us how to send a mummy back to its mommy. 373 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:47,670 - And now, I will read the ancient incantation. 374 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:49,155 [clearing throat] 375 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,504 Wakey-wakey, eggs 'n bakey! 376 00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:55,920 - That can't be it. 377 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,646 - [roaring] 378 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,959 - I was wrong. Please continue. 379 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:02,582 - [roaring] 380 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:06,517 - Normally, we'd be pretty terrified. 381 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,277 But we know this mummy is no threat to us 382 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:11,625 because Sir Swayze taught us his pinky power punch. 383 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,076 - Let's do it. 384 00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:19,081 - STUDENTS: Sway...ze! 385 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:20,669 - [roaring] 386 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,843 - You guys really showed him! 387 00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:24,949 - SAGE: The mummy has mystical powers! 388 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,744 - [roaring] 389 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:29,195 - Let's go get Sir Swayze! Come on! 390 00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:30,368 - Oh, man... 391 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:31,783 it wasn't recording. 392 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,993 Can we start over, Mr. Eggs 'n Bakey? 393 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:35,201 - [roaring] 394 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:42,380 - Seventy-nine... 395 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,796 eighty... 396 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,281 eighty-one... 397 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,765 - ARC: Oh! Oh! Oh! 398 00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:50,733 Mummy! - Attacking! 399 00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:52,839 - My idea! - Eggs 'n bakey! 400 00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:55,324 - We wanted to prove you were a great teacher, 401 00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:56,670 so we woke up a mummy. 402 00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:58,051 - We tried your pinky power punch, 403 00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,708 but the mummy has mystical powers. 404 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,813 - So, now we need you to take it out for us. 405 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,850 So, stop brushing your amazing Swayze tail. 406 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,507 - Okay, so there is a mummy loose? 407 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,198 Oh, this is bad. 408 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,028 Like we should tell the teacher bad. 409 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,443 - But...but you're our teacher. 410 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,721 - [high-pitched] I know! That's why I'm freaking out! 411 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,757 Uh, help me pack the spa water. 412 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:15,827 I'm outta here! 413 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:17,346 - But it's just one mummy. 414 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,899 You survived The Great Mummy Invasion. 415 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,280 - I survived because I ran away 416 00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,972 while they ate my battle unicorn. 417 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,491 - You're a legendary knight. 418 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,804 - No, a legendary phony and that pinky power punch 419 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,495 only works on carts and battle dummies. 420 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,948 - Why would you open a knight academy 421 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,984 if you're just a big old chicken man baby? 422 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:38,885 - Because Sir Gareth embarrassed me 423 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,507 when he kicked me out. 424 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:41,888 I wanted to embarrass him back 425 00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:43,717 by taking all his students. 426 00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,374 - No disrespect, Sir Swayze, 427 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:47,514 but that's not why you go into teaching. 428 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,656 - Hey, so what are we gonna do now? 429 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,417 - Well... 430 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,695 I do know one more move. 431 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,042 [laughing] The Swayze Sprint! 432 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,837 Oh! 433 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,390 - [roaring] 434 00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,461 - You're still my students! Save me! 435 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,049 - [roaring] 436 00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:09,018 - [yelping] Mommy! 437 00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,160 - If that thing puts Sir Swayze 438 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:13,920 in a sarcophagus, he'll be turned into a mummy. 439 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,266 - How do you know that? 440 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,337 - I told you I have weird hobbies. 441 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,135 - [magic whooshing] 442 00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,069 - Okay, we'd better find that watch, 443 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:26,691 or Fizz will be old forever. 444 00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,037 Come on, Fizz, help us look. 445 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,901 - I can't get off of this chair 446 00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,903 on account of my sciatica. 447 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:35,286 - What's a sciatica? 448 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:36,529 - I don't know. 449 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:39,911 - I'm doomed, Prudy. 450 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,741 All I had to do was watch him 451 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:44,123 and keep him from eating candy. 452 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:46,228 Wait, candy. Wait, that's it. 453 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,541 - Well, I could use a snack, but now's not the time. 454 00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:51,647 - No, he hides things in his boot. 455 00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,270 Maybe the watch is in there, too. 456 00:18:53,373 --> 00:18:54,754 - Get off of me! 457 00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:56,618 Man, my brother gave me these boots! 458 00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,172 - I am your brother! 459 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,764 Whoa. Fizz, you put the watch in your candy boot. 460 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,075 - Oh, yeah. 461 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,078 Uh, see if my tuna sandwich is in there, too. 462 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,980 - Change him back before he puts anything else in that boot. 463 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,052 - But if I turn back into a kid, 464 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,433 you'll get kicked out. 465 00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:19,848 - I don't care. 466 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,608 I just want my little brother back. 467 00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,886 - You are the best big brother 468 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,648 this old fool ever had. 469 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,309 Ha. Ha. Ha. 470 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:33,655 - [magic chiming] 471 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,175 - Goodbye, sciatica! 472 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:39,626 I'm young again! 473 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:44,079 My shoulder's stopped making that clicking noise. 474 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,322 - Glad you're back 475 00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:47,116 and maybe the bouncer won't know you're here. 476 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,222 - Who let this kid in? 477 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:51,017 You three are outta here! 478 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,432 - Oh, but the good news is 479 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:55,953 we can always see Klutzy's show next year. 480 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,265 - [Klutzy's intro music] 481 00:19:57,368 --> 00:20:02,684 - Welcome to Klutzy the Juggler's final show--ever! 482 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:03,754 - AUDIENCE: [cheering, applauding] 483 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,307 - WARWICK & PRUDENCE: No-o-o-o-o-o! 484 00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:07,447 - [door slams] 485 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:08,793 - [magic whooshing] 486 00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:10,554 - [sobbing] Please let me go. 487 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,038 - MUMMY: No. 488 00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:15,421 - He's taking him down to Mummy Town! 489 00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:18,182 - Stop pulling me by my Swayze tail! 490 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,253 - I know how to fix this. 491 00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:21,565 Let's read all these books, 492 00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,877 then in six months, we can kick his butt. 493 00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:26,742 - Or we can do this. 494 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,399 [grunt of effort] 495 00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:29,573 - [roaring] 496 00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:32,472 [roaring] 497 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:36,545 - He hates books as much as we do. 498 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:37,615 - [roaring] 499 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:40,135 - [magic whooshing] 500 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,861 - [groaning, grunting] 501 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,621 Sir Swayze, do something! 502 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:44,933 - I'm doing two things-- 503 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,384 crying and hoping he eats you, first. 504 00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:48,937 - [roaring] 505 00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:52,181 - It looks like this is the end, guys. 506 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,288 - SIR GARETH: [roaring] 507 00:20:57,186 --> 00:20:59,119 - STUDENTS: Sir Gareth! 508 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:02,295 - Save us! I'm useless! 509 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:04,711 - Stand back, students, and former student-- 510 00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,230 who I can't stand. 511 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,786 [grunt of effort] 512 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:12,995 - Oh! How are you doing that? 513 00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:15,170 - Well, if you would have read the book, 514 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,930 you would know that a crystal-charged weapon 515 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,933 can absorb the mummy's power. 516 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:21,141 And then you can do this! 517 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:23,282 [grunt of effort] - MUMMY: [gasping] 518 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,664 - STUDENTS: Whoa... 519 00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:31,013 - Mm-hm. Told ya you had a cool teacher. 520 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:35,708 - And that is how you defeat a mummy. 521 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,537 Pow! 522 00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:39,436 Teamwork! 523 00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:40,989 - Just go. 524 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,404 - Probably for the best. - Yeah. 525 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:45,614 - Sir Gareth, we should have listened to you 526 00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:47,340 about Sir Swayze. 527 00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:50,688 - We know that there's no shortcuts to becoming a knight. 528 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,034 We're sorry. 529 00:21:52,138 --> 00:21:53,657 - How did you know how to find us? 530 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,831 - You butt dialed me. 531 00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:58,869 - Yay! My butt's a hero! [giggling] 532 00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:00,319 - ♪ Yeah hey hey