1 00:00:01,725 --> 00:00:05,005 - [grunts of combat] 2 00:00:10,286 --> 00:00:12,495 [grunts of combat continue] 3 00:00:13,461 --> 00:00:14,393 - Ah! 4 00:00:14,497 --> 00:00:17,465 - Man, Sage is angrier than usual. 5 00:00:17,569 --> 00:00:19,157 - I win. Ha! 6 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,400 - Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. That's right-- 7 00:00:21,504 --> 00:00:24,403 thanks to the crouching cacti move I taught you. 8 00:00:26,164 --> 00:00:28,235 - Oh, please, I did the hard part. 9 00:00:28,338 --> 00:00:29,960 All you did was the teaching part. 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,721 - Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. 11 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:32,929 Did I hear you? 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,827 Do you think teaching is easy? 13 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,243 - Yes. 14 00:00:36,346 --> 00:00:38,245 - STUDENTS: [gasping] 15 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:41,696 - Uh, yes, I don't. 16 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,422 - Teaching is not easy! 17 00:00:43,526 --> 00:00:46,080 Go take some laps and think about what you said. 18 00:00:46,184 --> 00:00:47,840 - All right. Let's go, Buttercup, 19 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:49,773 if I'm running... - Then I'm skipping. 20 00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:51,120 [giggling] 21 00:00:52,914 --> 00:00:54,675 - [whooshing] 22 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:56,090 - It's Sorceress Spitzalot. 23 00:00:56,194 --> 00:00:57,160 Spit shields, up! 24 00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:59,335 - [whooshing] 25 00:00:59,438 --> 00:01:03,270 - [spitting] Salutations, Knight Schoolers. 26 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:04,823 - There's too much spit. 27 00:01:04,926 --> 00:01:06,756 Our shields aren't gonna hold. 28 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,414 - Spitzy, why are you here? 29 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:12,106 - [spitting] Due to a magical mishap, 30 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,177 the Spitzalot School of Sorcery 31 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:18,492 sank to the bottom Loogie Lake. 32 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:21,081 - I'm sorry. I'll send you some snot-proof socks. 33 00:01:21,184 --> 00:01:22,875 Here we go. Bye-bye. 34 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:26,016 - I was hoping you'd share your school 35 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,881 with a few of my students for a while. 36 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:32,092 - Well, our schools are rivals. 37 00:01:32,195 --> 00:01:35,233 But the knights' code says to help those in need. 38 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:37,097 You can stay. I'll just... 39 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,340 order some more towels. 40 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:41,066 - [spitting] Splendid! 41 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:44,690 Say hello to my star students, Team Hex! 42 00:01:44,794 --> 00:01:47,072 - [magic poofs] 43 00:01:47,176 --> 00:01:49,902 - Hi! I'm Ciara. 44 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:51,835 This is Arc, Warwick and Prudy. 45 00:01:51,939 --> 00:01:53,458 We're the Phoenix Squad. 46 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:55,080 - I'm Sebastian. 47 00:01:55,184 --> 00:01:57,358 Yes, that Sebastian. 48 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:03,571 - He's a three-time Most Valuable Sorcerer. 49 00:02:03,675 --> 00:02:05,159 - Oh, Violet, stop. 50 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:07,368 Bragging about me is my job. 51 00:02:08,818 --> 00:02:11,234 - You may be the best sorcerer in your school, 52 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,857 but Warwick is the best in this school. 53 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:15,307 - We heard all about you choosing 54 00:02:15,411 --> 00:02:17,102 knight school over our school. 55 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,104 You really punched the pooch on that one. 56 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,590 - Now, now, Violet. 57 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:25,283 I'm sure they're all going to become fantastic knights-- 58 00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:29,218 even this one whose arms are clearly too long for his body. 59 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:37,674 Anyway, it was nice meeting you all-- 60 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:40,712 especially you, Chiaro. 61 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:42,162 - Her name is Ciara. 62 00:02:42,265 --> 00:02:43,715 - My apologies, Kudy. 63 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:48,892 - So, we hate them, right? 64 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,620 - It's fine. It's a big castle. 65 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:54,381 We'll probably never see them. 66 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:56,176 - Uh, Team Hex will be staying 67 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:58,108 in your Squad Room for the next few weeks. 68 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,180 - Okay. So, we'll see them every day. 69 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:03,942 - ♪ 70 00:03:04,045 --> 00:03:06,979 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah hey ♪ 71 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,257 - What are you doing here, Buttercup? 72 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,672 I asked Sage to come. 73 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:11,363 - But she's my BFF. 74 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:13,331 We're ride or die. 75 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,229 - Yeah, I don't know what that means, but... 76 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:16,817 but you get down with your bad self. 77 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:21,062 - Uh-huh. So, why am I here? 78 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,961 - Well, since you think teaching is easy, 79 00:03:23,064 --> 00:03:24,307 you're going to teach children 80 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:25,964 who want to be knights one day. 81 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,310 - [scoffs] Kids? 82 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:29,209 That's gonna be a piece of cake. 83 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,382 - [laughing] 84 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:32,073 Okay. [continues laughing] 85 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:34,075 Meet the Knighty Knights! 86 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:37,286 - KIDS: [shouting] 87 00:03:37,389 --> 00:03:40,116 - Aw, those kids are so adorable. 88 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,600 Hey, cutie-pies! 89 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:42,843 - Can it, lady! 90 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:47,951 - Knighty Knights, assemble! 91 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:51,023 - KIDS: [groaning loudly] 92 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:54,199 - Students, this is your teacher for the day, Ms. Sage. 93 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:58,479 This is Brea, Georgie, Punchie and Bitie. 94 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,792 - New teacher, I brought you a present. 95 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:03,035 - Ooh, I like presents. Give it to me. 96 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:04,727 - Okay. [stomps foot] 97 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:07,281 - OTHERS: [laughing] 98 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:08,834 - Yeah. Good luck, Teach. 99 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:12,424 - I don't need luck. 100 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:14,357 I won't let these little monsters get to me. 101 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,359 - Knighty Knight salute! 102 00:04:16,463 --> 00:04:18,154 - KIDS: [blowing raspberries] 103 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,742 [laughing] 104 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:21,295 - I don't know what that hurts so much, 105 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:22,400 but it does! 106 00:04:22,503 --> 00:04:23,953 - [magic whooshing] 107 00:04:25,334 --> 00:04:26,990 - All right, it's unfair we have to share 108 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,198 our room with Team Hex. 109 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,821 - And it's mean how they made fun of 110 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:31,754 Arc's long arms. 111 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,100 - Yeah. 112 00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:35,620 My nana says they make for perfect hugs. 113 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:37,656 - [magic poofs] 114 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,832 - Remember, knights help those in need. 115 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:42,282 Make yourselves at home. 116 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:44,145 - [scoffs] Thank you, Chalupa. 117 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:45,802 - You know that's not my name! 118 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:49,565 Violet, poof in our things. 119 00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:51,808 - Vidatour sorcee stuffee! 120 00:04:51,912 --> 00:04:52,982 - [magic poofs] 121 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:56,710 - My toe! 122 00:04:58,056 --> 00:05:00,092 - Okay, when she said, "make yourselves at home," 123 00:05:00,196 --> 00:05:01,162 this isn't what she meant, 124 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:03,682 right, Chalupa? 125 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:05,408 I mean, Ciara. 126 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:08,308 - All right, get rid of this garbage. 127 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:10,240 - Violet, you heard the man. 128 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,657 Get rid of the garbage. 129 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,038 - Begoneth Phoenix Squadeth! 130 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,695 - [magic poofs] 131 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:18,628 [magic poofs] 132 00:05:18,732 --> 00:05:21,010 - Awww... 133 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,839 we were the garbage. 134 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:26,843 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh 135 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:28,914 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh 136 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:30,537 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 137 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,539 - Hey! 138 00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:34,368 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh 139 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:35,990 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 140 00:05:36,094 --> 00:05:37,578 ♪ Oh oh - Hey! 141 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:40,029 - ♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪ 142 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,997 ♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪ 143 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:44,067 ♪ Hey! 144 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:47,036 - ♪ Oh oh oh, hey 145 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,313 ♪ Oh oh oh, hey 146 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,350 - Team Hex took over our room. 147 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:53,629 Feast your eyeball on this. 148 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:56,770 - Well, my eyeball sees that nothing has changed. 149 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:02,672 - Sir Gareth, the Phoenix Squad won't share this room. 150 00:06:02,776 --> 00:06:06,055 - We hung a portrait of our beloved Sorceress Spitzalot, 151 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,230 and they turned it into Sorceress 'Stashalot. 152 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:17,204 - And we were so sweet to them. 153 00:06:17,307 --> 00:06:18,654 That's what hurts the most. 154 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:20,207 - SIR GARETH: Oh... 155 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,520 Spitzy, these accusations do not sound like my students. 156 00:06:22,623 --> 00:06:25,419 - Well, my students wouldn't lie to me. 157 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:27,732 Sebastian's the son I've always wished for, 158 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:30,010 and Violet is always... 159 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:31,805 standing next to him. 160 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:34,463 - Then she's standing next to 161 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:35,567 a big, old meany head. 162 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:38,605 - Ooh, that's a ten burn! 163 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,503 - I'm surprised you can count that high. 164 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:41,987 - PHOENIX SQUAD: [laughing] 165 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:44,438 - Oh, we can count all the numbers! 166 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:47,786 One, two, three, five, six! 167 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,238 I know I forgot four! I'm just really upset! 168 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:54,966 - ALL: [shouting mixed comments] 169 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:56,208 - [magic poofs] 170 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:58,797 - SIR GARETH: [horn blaring] 171 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,455 [clears throat] 172 00:07:01,559 --> 00:07:03,353 Clearly this situation is not working out. 173 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:05,183 - Sir Gareth, we must go to the king 174 00:07:05,286 --> 00:07:07,012 so he can resolve this matter. 175 00:07:07,116 --> 00:07:08,876 [magic poofs] 176 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,533 - Game over. 177 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,501 The king loves Sorceress Spitzalot. 178 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:14,468 - She'll poof in some magic pizza for him, 179 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:17,471 and this Squad Room will be ours. 180 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:18,472 - Come on, Team Hex, 181 00:07:18,576 --> 00:07:20,094 let's go to the training yard 182 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:22,856 and accidentally throw their equipment over the cliff. 183 00:07:24,098 --> 00:07:25,410 [magic poofs] 184 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:27,723 - Guys, we have to catch them. 185 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,277 - Arc, we've gotta do something 186 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,037 to get Team Hex out of our room. 187 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:33,176 - Forget our room. 188 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,592 We've gotta get them out of our school. 189 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:35,765 As long as they're here, 190 00:07:35,869 --> 00:07:37,387 our lives are gonna be miserable. 191 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,492 - You're right. 192 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:40,321 We take knight school underground. 193 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,013 We train in the dark. 194 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:47,881 - Or we get the princess to talk to the king. 195 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:49,952 Daughter outweighs pizza, right? 196 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:53,058 - Oh, it depends on how hungry he is. 197 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:54,750 - [magic whooshing] 198 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:58,132 - KIDS: [shouting] 199 00:07:58,236 --> 00:08:00,307 - For some reason, these kids would rather have fun 200 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,861 than follow the rules. 201 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:04,518 - Know what? I've had it. 202 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:06,209 No more Miss Nice Sage. 203 00:08:06,313 --> 00:08:08,626 - [gong rings] 204 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:11,180 - Sage School is now in session. 205 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,941 Knighty Knights, line up! - [spear thuds] 206 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:18,532 - I told Sir Gareth teaching was easy. 207 00:08:18,636 --> 00:08:21,846 All I needed was a big scary stick! 208 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:24,193 Stand at attention! - [spear thuds] 209 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:27,921 - You all look... 210 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,510 weak! 211 00:08:30,613 --> 00:08:32,822 You need uniforms. 212 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:35,584 [laughing] Yes. 213 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:37,862 They look like three little Sages. 214 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:39,657 - And she's a little Butt. [giggling] 215 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,555 - BOTH: [giggling] 216 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:43,177 - [magic whooshing] 217 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,766 - The king's about to arrive and tell us his decision. 218 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,596 Where's Ciara? 219 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,598 - Uh, well, she wanted to be here, but she-- 220 00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:51,289 - Stop talking, Arc. The princess is here. 221 00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:56,570 - Enjoy the magic pizza, Your Majesty. 222 00:08:56,674 --> 00:08:58,089 Every time you take a bite, 223 00:08:58,192 --> 00:08:59,469 it grows back. 224 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,781 - [gasps] 225 00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:04,820 Oh... [laughing] 226 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,063 This is the happiest I've ever been in my life! 227 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:10,550 - Whatever. 228 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,379 I never liked the Squad Room anyway. 229 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:13,518 I'm lying! 230 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:15,347 I love it more than goblins love pie! 231 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:17,039 [gasping] - Relax, all right? 232 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,868 I've got a feeling that the king's decision 233 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:20,732 will make us very happy. 234 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,737 - Have you made a decision, Your Majesty? 235 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:27,843 - Oh, before you decide, I'd like to say something, 236 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:29,603 since I barely know what's going on, 237 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,847 and don't have any favorites. 238 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,193 - Well, Sweetums, 239 00:09:33,296 --> 00:09:35,644 please tell me your unbiased opinion. 240 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:37,507 - It doesn't matter who gets the Squad Room 241 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,683 because these two schools have been rivals for years. 242 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:43,513 There's no way they can share the school. 243 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,275 - But sharing is caring. 244 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,622 - How would you feel if you had to share 245 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,175 your pizza with Sir Gareth? 246 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:51,556 - Oh. [chuckling] 247 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,454 - I'd sooner let him starve. 248 00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:56,975 - I've slayed like four dragons for you. 249 00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:59,391 - Then you should be able to get your own pizza! 250 00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:03,844 - The point is some things aren't meant to be shared. 251 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:08,090 - Your pizza logic has convinced me. 252 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:09,781 [chuckles] 253 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,438 This school will not be shared. 254 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,923 - ALL: Yes! 255 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:15,925 - Instead, Phoenix Squad and Team Hex 256 00:10:16,029 --> 00:10:17,513 will battle for the school. 257 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,928 - ALL: No! 258 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:22,829 - Winners stay. 259 00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,831 Losers move to Loogie Lake. 260 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:29,939 - So, wait, we're gonna lose our school now? 261 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,389 How did that happen? 262 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,910 - Not with my involvement, that's for sure. 263 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,089 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 264 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:45,023 - Guys, we're totally gonna win that battle. 265 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,576 But on the off-chance 266 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,855 that we do lose the school, what are we gonna do? 267 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,271 - We can't let Team Hex win. 268 00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:55,482 The princess isn't into long-distance relationships. 269 00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:56,656 I assume... 270 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:58,865 since we've never spoken. 271 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,006 - All right, more importantly, 272 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:04,180 I have several months of memories here. 273 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:07,252 Oh, no, now I'm crying. 274 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:11,153 - But if you cry, I'm gonna cry. 275 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:15,088 - Oh, here come the giant tears. 276 00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:18,332 - Guys, knights don't cry. 277 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:20,369 - [magic poofs] 278 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,853 - Guess we should call Phoenix Squad 279 00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:24,545 the Baby Squad. 280 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,617 - Oh, go easy on them, Violet. 281 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,516 They're about to lose their school. 282 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:30,759 And, for the record, 283 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:33,244 we are totally keeping this sweet foosball table. 284 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:34,901 - We're not gonna lose our school 285 00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:36,074 because we're gonna work hard 286 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:38,111 and win that competition. 287 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,492 - [scoffs] Oh, working hard. 288 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:42,046 That is so cute. 289 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,325 You see, we don't have to work hard. 290 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,810 We can use magic for anything-- 291 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,501 especially winning. 292 00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:51,641 [giggling evilly] 293 00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:56,129 - Did he just giggle evilly? 294 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,924 - That's just how he giggles. 295 00:11:58,027 --> 00:11:59,580 I do it, too. 296 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,962 - BOTH: [giggling evilly] 297 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,758 - [magic poofs] 298 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:07,071 - Guys, they're totally gonna cheat. 299 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:09,142 I know because innocent people giggle like this. 300 00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,937 [high-pitched giggling] 301 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,732 But cheaters giggle like this. 302 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,492 [lower-pitched giggling] 303 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:17,840 Do you hear the difference? 304 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:19,704 [high-pitched giggling] 305 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,464 [lower-pitched giggling] 306 00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:24,778 - I'm starting to hear it. Keep it going. 307 00:12:24,882 --> 00:12:26,780 - Or he could just get to the point. 308 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:29,093 - Okay, look, Team Hex is a bunch of cheating cheaters, 309 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:31,336 so, if they're gonna cheat, we should cheat. 310 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,580 To be clear, let's cheat. 311 00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:35,133 - We can't do that. 312 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:37,860 We have to stay true to the knights' code. 313 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,587 - [groans] Fine. 314 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,658 We'll do the right thing. 315 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,039 But just in case they win, 316 00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:45,626 I'm licking every handle on that foosball table. 317 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,630 - ♪ Hey 318 00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,529 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 319 00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:53,703 - Georgie, first rule of Sage School! 320 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,981 - [spear thuds] 321 00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:57,121 - If you're not in our squad, you're an enemy. 322 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,674 - Correct! Brea, second rule! - [spear thuds] 323 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,710 - Do whatever you can to take out your enemy. 324 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:01,884 - Correct! 325 00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:05,094 Dang, I am a great teacher. 326 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,647 Clap for me. - [spear thuds] 327 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:08,442 - KIDS: [clapping] 328 00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:10,065 - Now clap for Buttercup because she is delightful. 329 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,998 - [spear thuds] - KIDS: [clapping] 330 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,484 - Well, I will be in the teachers' lounge 331 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,280 drinking your juice boxes. Bye-bye! 332 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,421 - Good job, guys. [giggling] 333 00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:23,595 - Miss Sage said to take out our enemies, right? 334 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:24,527 - Yep! 335 00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:25,977 - And if you're not on our squad, 336 00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:27,151 you're an enemy? 337 00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:29,325 - Yeppity-yep. 338 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,776 - So, that makes you and Miss Sage our enemies? 339 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,951 - I guess so. Why do you ask? 340 00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,815 - No reason. 341 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:39,715 - [magic whooshing] 342 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,581 - Welcome to the battle for knight school. 343 00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:46,998 First team to win two out of three events stays. 344 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:51,002 Losers get Loogied. 345 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,555 - For the first event, 346 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,869 each team will yank on a large rope 347 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,975 trying to pull the other team 348 00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:00,701 into a pit full of swamp slugs. 349 00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:03,704 - It's called The Slug of War. 350 00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,018 - Let me guess. You named it? 351 00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:08,468 - Pretty good, right? 352 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:09,572 - Sure. 353 00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,094 - See, Arc, we don't have to cheat. 354 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,096 There's no way we're gonna lose a Slug of War 355 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,960 with a powerful giant on our team. 356 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,100 - I could probably use one hand. 357 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,275 Sorcerers have no upper body strength. 358 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:24,898 - It's true. 359 00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,935 But, thanks to all the hand waving, 360 00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:29,247 we have very strong wrists. 361 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,837 - Just so you know, 362 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,425 once we take this school, 363 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:36,151 we're going to knock down everything you love, 364 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:37,738 and poof in some new stuff. 365 00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:40,845 - Yeah, we're gonna poof all over this place. 366 00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:44,124 - [spitting] Students! 367 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:46,644 Grab your ropes! - I-- 368 00:14:46,747 --> 00:14:48,784 It's like you're doing it on purpose. 369 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,893 And... 370 00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:55,929 begin! 371 00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:59,070 - [gasps] Uh-oh, they're winning. 372 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,727 - Not for long. 373 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,660 Invisibility pushy-wushy. 374 00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,386 [snaps fingers] 375 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:07,458 - Oh! Something's pushing me! 376 00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:09,632 - What? - And I can't stop it! 377 00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:11,186 Oh, no! 378 00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,641 - Ah, swamp bugs! 379 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,885 - They're everywhere! 380 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,507 - I've got slugbrows. 381 00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:28,617 - Success! Sorcerers take round one. 382 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,379 - Looks like we pushed our way into first place. 383 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,899 - You mean "pulled," right? 384 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:36,418 - Of course, Sorceress. 385 00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:39,869 - Did you hear that? 386 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,079 Those cheating cheaters cheated. 387 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:45,806 - Guys, if we lose the next battle, we lose the school. 388 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,360 We have to do something. 389 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,293 - This is where Ciara says that we have to behave 390 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:50,915 and follow the knights' code. 391 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,054 - Forget the code. 392 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:53,987 We have to cheat! 393 00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,540 - I don't know where Ciara went, 394 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,404 but I like you. 395 00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,650 ♪ Oh oh oh 396 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,962 ♪ Yeah 397 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,791 - Okay, for the next event, we're gonna have to 398 00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:07,138 break down a large wooden door using a battering ram. 399 00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:08,588 This is how we're going to cheat. 400 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:11,073 - Ooh, how about we put honey in their shoes, 401 00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:13,110 so they get chased by bears? 402 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:15,388 Man, I'm good at this. 403 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:19,116 - Okay. All right. Yeah, maybe. 404 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:21,014 But I think that we should probably-- 405 00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:22,464 - Oh, I know! 406 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,397 Before the event, we'll hug each member 407 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,847 of Team Hex for a really long time. 408 00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,815 Then they'll care about us too much to cheat. 409 00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:34,165 - What? 410 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,891 - [claps hands] I've got it. 411 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,169 We hug them while bears lick their honey shoes. 412 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,827 Boom! ♪ Synergy 413 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,725 - [palm slap] 414 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,382 - Okay, none of these things are cheating. 415 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:45,970 They're just weird things. 416 00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:50,181 - [scoffing] And I guess you have a better plan. 417 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,631 - Yes, I do. 418 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,495 Okay, last week, Warwick used 419 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,186 a roasting spell on our hot dogs. 420 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,016 Delish, by the way. 421 00:16:58,569 --> 00:16:59,915 He could roast their battering ram 422 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,331 making it so hot, they couldn't touch it. 423 00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,644 - Uh, how's that gonna work with the honey shoes? 424 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,370 - We're not doing the honey shoes! 425 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,099 - [magic whooshing] 426 00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:13,515 - Miss Sage, Sir Gareth is coming 427 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,517 and he looks real mad. 428 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,416 - But why? I didn't do anything. 429 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,039 Yeah, I did a lot of stuff. 430 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,145 - Wait here, I'll get rid of him. 431 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:24,664 - Oh, thanks, Brea. 432 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,735 I'm gonna let you keep your juice box tomorrow. 433 00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:30,773 - Ooh, under these leaves, there's a mystery net. 434 00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:31,981 - What? 435 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,955 - KIDS: [laughing] 436 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,475 - [grunts] Oh, ha, ha. 437 00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:45,098 Put me down! I am your teacher! 438 00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:46,651 - And I'm Buttercup. 439 00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:49,965 - But you're not members of our squad, 440 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,863 so you're an enemy. 441 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,037 - And you taught us 442 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,039 to do whatever we can to take out an enemy. 443 00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:56,937 You've been taken out! 444 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:59,043 - [palm slap] 445 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:00,320 - Well, you trapped us. 446 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,322 But I would have taken it a step further. 447 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,738 - We did. That net's tied to a zip line. 448 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,501 - It goes to the river. Hope you can swim. 449 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,538 - Now are you ready to admit 450 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:12,850 to Sir Gareth that teaching is hard? 451 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,886 - No! And we're never gonna tell him about this. 452 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,371 - We won't have to. 453 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:18,373 He's over there laughing with the Knighty Knights. 454 00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,375 - KIDS & SIR GARETH: [laughing] 455 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,033 - BUTTERCUP: [screaming] 456 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,414 - KIDS: [laughing] 457 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,691 - [magic whooshing] 458 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,211 - All right, guys, 459 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:30,833 whether we win this battle or not, 460 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,215 you guys have embraced cheating. 461 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,907 And that means so much to me. 462 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:41,016 - I love cheating. Let's do this. 463 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,743 - SIR GARETH: Phoenix Squad. - ALL: [gasp] 464 00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:46,815 - Look, I may be severely far sighted and missing an eye, 465 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:50,370 but even I can see that Team Hex plays dirty. 466 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:54,305 - So, I have a feeling they're goin' down, sir. 467 00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,445 [giggling evilly] 468 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,827 - ALL: [giggling evilly] 469 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,725 - Well, I'd rather teach you students 470 00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,279 at the bottom of Loogie Lake, 471 00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:04,488 than teach those cheaters anywhere. 472 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,732 You live by the knights' code-- 473 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:09,665 which makes your honorable. 474 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:18,018 - So, is everyone feeling terrible? 475 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:22,057 - I'm just gonna go with super awful, but, yeah. 476 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,647 - Even if Team Hex is gonna cheat, we can't. 477 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,339 It's not what knights do. 478 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,307 - She's right. 479 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,032 Why is Sir Gareth such a good example? 480 00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:37,003 - It's time. 481 00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:39,247 Team Hex, begin! 482 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:43,216 - [grunts of effort] 483 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,631 - [heavy thud] 484 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,500 - All they did was smash a tiny hole. 485 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,261 We got this. 486 00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:55,090 - Phoenix Squad. 487 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,334 Break that door like where you live depends on it-- 488 00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:58,749 because it does! 489 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,926 - [grunts of effort] 490 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,480 - [light thud] 491 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,760 - There's no damage to the door? 492 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:12,176 That was a waste of a speech. 493 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,214 - Team Hex is the winner! 494 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:17,043 - TEAM HEX: [cheering] 495 00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:19,010 [chanting "Team Hex!"] 496 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:20,322 - What happened? 497 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:22,255 - Team Hex must have cheated away my giant's strength. 498 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,636 - [door creaking] 499 00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:24,706 - Look, the door! 500 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,604 - PRUDENCE: Oh! [grunting] 501 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,089 I got the door. Get them out. 502 00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,436 - Come on! 503 00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:31,885 - PRUDENCE: [roaring] 504 00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:33,059 - [door thuds] 505 00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,512 - Well done, students. 506 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,721 - Prudy, you still have your giant's strength. 507 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,447 - Wait, then how did Team Hex cheat? 508 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,139 - Don't be ridiculous. 509 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,417 Sebastian, did you cheat? 510 00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:49,351 - [sighs] I can't lie. 511 00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:51,008 No. 512 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,977 - I believe him. - I don't. 513 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:57,808 Epitus speakee truthus! [magic zapping] 514 00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:00,293 - Like your spell's going to work on him. 515 00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:01,881 - I totally cheated. 516 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:03,745 Hey, so, I got this awesome spring 517 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:05,091 I put in their battering ram. 518 00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:07,266 [snaps fingers] 519 00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,577 I'd do it again. 520 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:11,925 And the blond boy's arms are perfectly normal. 521 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,306 - I knew it. 522 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,518 - Which means Team Hex is disqualified. 523 00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:19,933 - PHOENIX SQUAD: Yes! 524 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:23,109 - [spitting] I'm so ashamed! 525 00:21:23,212 --> 00:21:24,283 It's time for Team Hex 526 00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:29,460 to go back to the snotty shores of Loogie Lake. 527 00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:32,083 - You spit a lot when you talk. 528 00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:34,189 Turn the spell off. 529 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,433 - [magic poofs] 530 00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:37,986 - I'm proud of you, Phoenix Squad. 531 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,920 You saved the school, and the king, 532 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:43,094 who left behind his pizza. [chuckling] 533 00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:44,682 Double win. 534 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:46,443 - KING: Don't you dare, Gareth! 535 00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:47,996 - Oh, gotta go. 536 00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:51,965 - See? I told you, 537 00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:54,243 if we followed the knights' code, we'd win. 538 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,555 - You were right, Ciara. 539 00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:56,798 But, more importantly, 540 00:21:56,901 --> 00:22:00,249 my arms are normal! - ♪ Hey hey