- [grunts of combat]
[grunts of combat continue]
- Ah!
- Man, Sage is angrier than usual.
- I win. Ha!
- Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. That's right--
thanks to the crouching cacti move I taught you.
- Oh, please, I did the hard part.
All you did was the teaching part.
- Wait. Wait. Wait a minute.
Did I hear you?
Do you think teaching is easy?
- Yes.
- STUDENTS: [gasping]
- Uh, yes, I don't.
- Teaching is not easy!
Go take some laps and think about what you said.
- All right. Let's go, Buttercup,
if I'm running... - Then I'm skipping.
[giggling]
- [whooshing]
- It's Sorceress Spitzalot.
Spit shields, up!
- [whooshing]
- [spitting] Salutations, Knight Schoolers.
- There's too much spit.
Our shields aren't gonna hold.
- Spitzy, why are you here?
- [spitting] Due to a magical mishap,
the Spitzalot School of Sorcery
sank to the bottom Loogie Lake.
- I'm sorry. I'll send you some snot-proof socks.
Here we go. Bye-bye.
- I was hoping you'd share your school
with a few of my students for a while.
- Well, our schools are rivals.
But the knights' code says to help those in need.
You can stay. I'll just...
order some more towels.
- [spitting] Splendid!
Say hello to my star students, Team Hex!
- [magic poofs]
- Hi! I'm Ciara.
This is Arc, Warwick and Prudy.
We're the Phoenix Squad.
- I'm Sebastian.
Yes, that Sebastian.
- He's a three-time Most Valuable Sorcerer.
- Oh, Violet, stop.
Bragging about me is my job.
- You may be the best sorcerer in your school,
but Warwick is the best in this school.
- We heard all about you choosing
knight school over our school.
You really punched the pooch on that one.
- Now, now, Violet.
I'm sure they're all going to become fantastic knights--
even this one whose arms are clearly too long for his body.
Anyway, it was nice meeting you all--
especially you, Chiaro.
- Her name is Ciara.
- My apologies, Kudy.
- So, we hate them, right?
- It's fine. It's a big castle.
We'll probably never see them.
- Uh, Team Hex will be staying
in your Squad Room for the next few weeks.
- Okay. So, we'll see them every day.
- ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah hey ♪
- What are you doing here, Buttercup?
I asked Sage to come.
- But she's my BFF.
We're ride or die.
- Yeah, I don't know what that means, but...
but you get down with your bad self.
- Uh-huh. So, why am I here?
- Well, since you think teaching is easy,
you're going to teach children
who want to be knights one day.
- [scoffs] Kids?
That's gonna be a piece of cake.
- [laughing]
Okay. [continues laughing]
Meet the Knighty Knights!
- KIDS: [shouting]
- Aw, those kids are so adorable.
Hey, cutie-pies!
- Can it, lady!
- Knighty Knights, assemble!
- KIDS: [groaning loudly]
- Students, this is your teacher for the day, Ms. Sage.
This is Brea, Georgie, Punchie and Bitie.
- New teacher, I brought you a present.
- Ooh, I like presents. Give it to me.
- Okay. [stomps foot]
- OTHERS: [laughing]
- Yeah. Good luck, Teach.
- I don't need luck.
I won't let these little monsters get to me.
- Knighty Knight salute!
- KIDS: [blowing raspberries]
[laughing]
- I don't know what that hurts so much,
but it does!
- [magic whooshing]
- All right, it's unfair we have to share
our room with Team Hex.
- And it's mean how they made fun of
Arc's long arms.
- Yeah.
My nana says they make for perfect hugs.
- [magic poofs]
- Remember, knights help those in need.
Make yourselves at home.
- [scoffs] Thank you, Chalupa.
- You know that's not my name!
Violet, poof in our things.
- Vidatour sorcee stuffee!
- [magic poofs]
- My toe!
- Okay, when she said, "make yourselves at home,"
this isn't what she meant,
right, Chalupa?
I mean, Ciara.
- All right, get rid of this garbage.
- Violet, you heard the man.
Get rid of the garbage.
- Begoneth Phoenix Squadeth!
- [magic poofs]
[magic poofs]
- Awww...
we were the garbage.
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh
- Hey!
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh - Hey!
- ♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪
♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪
♪ Hey!
- ♪ Oh oh oh, hey
♪ Oh oh oh, hey
- Team Hex took over our room.
Feast your eyeball on this.
- Well, my eyeball sees that nothing has changed.
- Sir Gareth, the Phoenix Squad won't share this room.
- We hung a portrait of our beloved Sorceress Spitzalot,
and they turned it into Sorceress 'Stashalot.
- And we were so sweet to them.
That's what hurts the most.
- SIR GARETH: Oh...
Spitzy, these accusations do not sound like my students.
- Well, my students wouldn't lie to me.
Sebastian's the son I've always wished for,
and Violet is always...
standing next to him.
- Then she's standing next to
a big, old meany head.
- Ooh, that's a ten burn!
- I'm surprised you can count that high.
- PHOENIX SQUAD: [laughing]
- Oh, we can count all the numbers!
One, two, three, five, six!
I know I forgot four! I'm just really upset!
- ALL: [shouting mixed comments]
- [magic poofs]
- SIR GARETH: [horn blaring]
[clears throat]
Clearly this situation is not working out.
- Sir Gareth, we must go to the king
so he can resolve this matter.
[magic poofs]
- Game over.
The king loves Sorceress Spitzalot.
- She'll poof in some magic pizza for him,
and this Squad Room will be ours.
- Come on, Team Hex,
let's go to the training yard
and accidentally throw their equipment over the cliff.
[magic poofs]
- Guys, we have to catch them.
- Arc, we've gotta do something
to get Team Hex out of our room.
- Forget our room.
We've gotta get them out of our school.
As long as they're here,
our lives are gonna be miserable.
- You're right.
We take knight school underground.
We train in the dark.
- Or we get the princess to talk to the king.
Daughter outweighs pizza, right?
- Oh, it depends on how hungry he is.
- [magic whooshing]
- KIDS: [shouting]
- For some reason, these kids would rather have fun
than follow the rules.
- Know what? I've had it.
No more Miss Nice Sage.
- [gong rings]
- Sage School is now in session.
Knighty Knights, line up! - [spear thuds]
- I told Sir Gareth teaching was easy.
All I needed was a big scary stick!
Stand at attention! - [spear thuds]
- You all look...
weak!
You need uniforms.
[laughing] Yes.
They look like three little Sages.
- And she's a little Butt. [giggling]
- BOTH: [giggling]
- [magic whooshing]
- The king's about to arrive and tell us his decision.
Where's Ciara?
- Uh, well, she wanted to be here, but she--
- Stop talking, Arc. The princess is here.
- Enjoy the magic pizza, Your Majesty.
Every time you take a bite,
it grows back.
- [gasps]
Oh... [laughing]
This is the happiest I've ever been in my life!
- Whatever.
I never liked the Squad Room anyway.
I'm lying!
I love it more than goblins love pie!
[gasping] - Relax, all right?
I've got a feeling that the king's decision
will make us very happy.
- Have you made a decision, Your Majesty?
- Oh, before you decide, I'd like to say something,
since I barely know what's going on,
and don't have any favorites.
- Well, Sweetums,
please tell me your unbiased opinion.
- It doesn't matter who gets the Squad Room
because these two schools have been rivals for years.
There's no way they can share the school.
- But sharing is caring.
- How would you feel if you had to share
your pizza with Sir Gareth?
- Oh. [chuckling]
- I'd sooner let him starve.
- I've slayed like four dragons for you.
- Then you should be able to get your own pizza!
- The point is some things aren't meant to be shared.
- Your pizza logic has convinced me.
[chuckles]
This school will not be shared.
- ALL: Yes!
- Instead, Phoenix Squad and Team Hex
will battle for the school.
- ALL: No!
- Winners stay.
Losers move to Loogie Lake.
- So, wait, we're gonna lose our school now?
How did that happen?
- Not with my involvement, that's for sure.
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
- Guys, we're totally gonna win that battle.
But on the off-chance
that we do lose the school, what are we gonna do?
- We can't let Team Hex win.
The princess isn't into long-distance relationships.
I assume...
since we've never spoken.
- All right, more importantly,
I have several months of memories here.
Oh, no, now I'm crying.
- But if you cry, I'm gonna cry.
- Oh, here come the giant tears.
- Guys, knights don't cry.
- [magic poofs]
- Guess we should call Phoenix Squad
the Baby Squad.
- Oh, go easy on them, Violet.
They're about to lose their school.
And, for the record,
we are totally keeping this sweet foosball table.
- We're not gonna lose our school
because we're gonna work hard
and win that competition.
- [scoffs] Oh, working hard.
That is so cute.
You see, we don't have to work hard.
We can use magic for anything--
especially winning.
[giggling evilly]
- Did he just giggle evilly?
- That's just how he giggles.
I do it, too.
- BOTH: [giggling evilly]
- [magic poofs]
- Guys, they're totally gonna cheat.
I know because innocent people giggle like this.
[high-pitched giggling]
But cheaters giggle like this.
[lower-pitched giggling]
Do you hear the difference?
[high-pitched giggling]
[lower-pitched giggling]
- I'm starting to hear it. Keep it going.
- Or he could just get to the point.
- Okay, look, Team Hex is a bunch of cheating cheaters,
so, if they're gonna cheat, we should cheat.
To be clear, let's cheat.
- We can't do that.
We have to stay true to the knights' code.
- [groans] Fine.
We'll do the right thing.
But just in case they win,
I'm licking every handle on that foosball table.
- ♪ Hey
♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪
- Georgie, first rule of Sage School!
- [spear thuds]
- If you're not in our squad, you're an enemy.
- Correct! Brea, second rule! - [spear thuds]
- Do whatever you can to take out your enemy.
- Correct!
Dang, I am a great teacher.
Clap for me. - [spear thuds]
- KIDS: [clapping]
- Now clap for Buttercup because she is delightful.
- [spear thuds] - KIDS: [clapping]
- Well, I will be in the teachers' lounge
drinking your juice boxes. Bye-bye!
- Good job, guys. [giggling]
- Miss Sage said to take out our enemies, right?
- Yep!
- And if you're not on our squad,
you're an enemy?
- Yeppity-yep.
- So, that makes you and Miss Sage our enemies?
- I guess so. Why do you ask?
- No reason.
- [magic whooshing]
- Welcome to the battle for knight school.
First team to win two out of three events stays.
Losers get Loogied.
- For the first event,
each team will yank on a large rope
trying to pull the other team
into a pit full of swamp slugs.
- It's called The Slug of War.
- Let me guess. You named it?
- Pretty good, right?
- Sure.
- See, Arc, we don't have to cheat.
There's no way we're gonna lose a Slug of War
with a powerful giant on our team.
- I could probably use one hand.
Sorcerers have no upper body strength.
- It's true.
But, thanks to all the hand waving,
we have very strong wrists.
- Just so you know,
once we take this school,
we're going to knock down everything you love,
and poof in some new stuff.
- Yeah, we're gonna poof all over this place.
- [spitting] Students!
Grab your ropes! - I--
It's like you're doing it on purpose.
And...
begin!
- [gasps] Uh-oh, they're winning.
- Not for long.
Invisibility pushy-wushy.
[snaps fingers]
- Oh! Something's pushing me!
- What? - And I can't stop it!
Oh, no!
- Ah, swamp bugs!
- They're everywhere!
- I've got slugbrows.
- Success! Sorcerers take round one.
- Looks like we pushed our way into first place.
- You mean "pulled," right?
- Of course, Sorceress.
- Did you hear that?
Those cheating cheaters cheated.
- Guys, if we lose the next battle, we lose the school.
We have to do something.
- This is where Ciara says that we have to behave
and follow the knights' code.
- Forget the code.
We have to cheat!
- I don't know where Ciara went,
but I like you.
♪ Oh oh oh
♪ Yeah
- Okay, for the next event, we're gonna have to
break down a large wooden door using a battering ram.
This is how we're going to cheat.
- Ooh, how about we put honey in their shoes,
so they get chased by bears?
Man, I'm good at this.
- Okay. All right. Yeah, maybe.
But I think that we should probably--
- Oh, I know!
Before the event, we'll hug each member
of Team Hex for a really long time.
Then they'll care about us too much to cheat.
- What?
- [claps hands] I've got it.
We hug them while bears lick their honey shoes.
Boom! ♪ Synergy
- [palm slap]
- Okay, none of these things are cheating.
They're just weird things.
- [scoffing] And I guess you have a better plan.
- Yes, I do.
Okay, last week, Warwick used
a roasting spell on our hot dogs.
Delish, by the way.
He could roast their battering ram
making it so hot, they couldn't touch it.
- Uh, how's that gonna work with the honey shoes?
- We're not doing the honey shoes!
- [magic whooshing]
- Miss Sage, Sir Gareth is coming
and he looks real mad.
- But why? I didn't do anything.
Yeah, I did a lot of stuff.
- Wait here, I'll get rid of him.
- Oh, thanks, Brea.
I'm gonna let you keep your juice box tomorrow.
- Ooh, under these leaves, there's a mystery net.
- What?
- KIDS: [laughing]
- [grunts] Oh, ha, ha.
Put me down! I am your teacher!
- And I'm Buttercup.
- But you're not members of our squad,
so you're an enemy.
- And you taught us
to do whatever we can to take out an enemy.
You've been taken out!
- [palm slap]
- Well, you trapped us.
But I would have taken it a step further.
- We did. That net's tied to a zip line.
- It goes to the river. Hope you can swim.
- Now are you ready to admit
to Sir Gareth that teaching is hard?
- No! And we're never gonna tell him about this.
- We won't have to.
He's over there laughing with the Knighty Knights.
- KIDS & SIR GARETH: [laughing]
- BUTTERCUP: [screaming]
- KIDS: [laughing]
- [magic whooshing]
- All right, guys,
whether we win this battle or not,
you guys have embraced cheating.
And that means so much to me.
- I love cheating. Let's do this.
- SIR GARETH: Phoenix Squad. - ALL: [gasp]
- Look, I may be severely far sighted and missing an eye,
but even I can see that Team Hex plays dirty.
- So, I have a feeling they're goin' down, sir.
[giggling evilly]
- ALL: [giggling evilly]
- Well, I'd rather teach you students
at the bottom of Loogie Lake,
than teach those cheaters anywhere.
You live by the knights' code--
which makes your honorable.
- So, is everyone feeling terrible?
- I'm just gonna go with super awful, but, yeah.
- Even if Team Hex is gonna cheat, we can't.
It's not what knights do.
- She's right.
Why is Sir Gareth such a good example?
- It's time.
Team Hex, begin!
- [grunts of effort]
- [heavy thud]
- All they did was smash a tiny hole.
We got this.
- Phoenix Squad.
Break that door like where you live depends on it--
because it does!
- [grunts of effort]
- [light thud]
- There's no damage to the door?
That was a waste of a speech.
- Team Hex is the winner!
- TEAM HEX: [cheering]
[chanting "Team Hex!"]
- What happened?
- Team Hex must have cheated away my giant's strength.
- [door creaking]
- Look, the door!
- PRUDENCE: Oh! [grunting]
I got the door. Get them out.
- Come on!
- PRUDENCE: [roaring]
- [door thuds]
- Well done, students.
- Prudy, you still have your giant's strength.
- Wait, then how did Team Hex cheat?
- Don't be ridiculous.
Sebastian, did you cheat?
- [sighs] I can't lie.
No.
- I believe him. - I don't.
Epitus speakee truthus! [magic zapping]
- Like your spell's going to work on him.
- I totally cheated.
Hey, so, I got this awesome spring
I put in their battering ram.
[snaps fingers]
I'd do it again.
And the blond boy's arms are perfectly normal.
- I knew it.
- Which means Team Hex is disqualified.
- PHOENIX SQUAD: Yes!
- [spitting] I'm so ashamed!
It's time for Team Hex
to go back to the snotty shores of Loogie Lake.
- You spit a lot when you talk.
Turn the spell off.
- [magic poofs]
- I'm proud of you, Phoenix Squad.
You saved the school, and the king,
who left behind his pizza. [chuckling]
Double win.
- KING: Don't you dare, Gareth!
- Oh, gotta go.
- See? I told you,
if we followed the knights' code, we'd win.
- You were right, Ciara.
But, more importantly,
my arms are normal! - ♪ Hey hey