- ♪ Hey
♪
- This is weird. Sir Gareth's never late for class.
I hope he's okay.
- [neighing wildly]
- He is definitely not okay.
- Are we just gonna pretend we don't see him?
- This is for today's lesson, how to capture...
a Pegasus!
The squad that gets the most lassos around me wins.
When I trample you,
when I fly,
be prepared for anything!
[squawks]
I can't fly.
- Okay, be ready for when he comes back.
- [neighing]
- Oh, look, it's a Pegasus herd.
What a coincidence...
and/or a thing I meticulously planned.
- [neighing]
- [liquid splats]
- [sputters liquid]
- It looks like a rainbow,
but it smells like a rainbow's butt.
- It's Pegasus poop. Ha!
- Sage taught a herd of Pegasuses to potty on command.
And I taught them how to love.
- And now, since you dummies are a little distracted,
we're gonna do this.
- SIR GARETH: [neighing]
[gasping]
Ah! [neighing]
[grunting]
Ahhhhh!
You have tamed the wild beast.
Kraken Squad wins.
- KRAKEN SQUAD: [cheering]
- Unicorn Squad, comes in second.
And bringing up the rear,
and smelling like it, Phoenix Squad.
Let's see where each squad stands
on their road to knighthood.
- That put us in last place?
- Sorry, guys. That stinks.
Get it? 'Cause you smell bad.
Ha!
- Stink has two meanings. I know that now.
- Sir Gareth, this isn't fair.
- Yeah, the only reason we lost that last challenge
is because Sage covered us in Pegasus poop.
- If I gave up every time I was pooped on,
I wouldn't be the proud man I am today.
- We're never gonna become knights,
if Sage pranks us every class.
- Yeah, yesterday, she magnetized our swords,
and we stuck together.
- Yeah, and last week, she put rubber tips
on our arrows, so they bounced back at us.
I almost lost an eye.
Which would only make me more handsome.
- She has no honor, Sir Gareth.
Sage breaks the knights' code like every day.
- You make a valid point.
There's a pattern of behavior
that is unacceptable for a knight.
I will bring her mom in for a parent/teacher conference,
and let her know that Sage is being expelled.
- ALL: Whoa.
- Expelled?
I thought Sage was just gonna have to
climb to the top of the Time Out beanstalk.
Is that just a giant thing?
- I mean, are we sure we wanna do this?
- [neighing]
- [liquid splats] - Ah, poop!
- Yes! - Sure!
- Definitely!
- Oh, it went in my eye.
- ♪ Oh oh oh - Hey!
- ♪ Oh oh - Hey!
- Maybe I should clean these marbles up
before something bad happens.
- Whoa! [heavy thud]
- Too late! - [groaning]
Ah! I think I dented my metal butt cheek.
[grunts] Oh...
Oh, I have to postpone our snack shopping trip for knight school.
I have a parent/ teacher conference.
- Ooh, let me do the shopping.
- [scoffs] You can't do that.
For one, you're just a kid.
- And?
- That's it. You're just a kid.
[grunting]
Controlling the knight school snack fund
is a huge responsibility.
- Please, Sir Gareth?
Don't make me go puppy dog on you.
- Your eyes are just so big!
Okay, I'll give you a chance.
In here is enough to get everything on this list.
- [purse snaps closed]
- I won't let you down, sir.
- Oh, uh, and don't forget to get
the cocoa doodles for my secret snack stash.
- You have a secret snack stash?
- No.
And don't you touch it!
- Hey, kid!
Do you like chicken nuggets?
- Only more than everything.
- I have a magic chicken nugget
that grows into a chicken nugget tree.
Would you like that?
- E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
I'd never need to buy knight school snacks again.
I'd be Sir Gareth's hero.
- Wanna be my hero?
Gimme the money.
- What a big, green dummy.
I woulda paid double.
- [magic whooshing]
- [swords clanking]
- Huzzah!
- Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Huzzah was my catchphrase.
Yours is Wickety-Wickety-Warwick.
- Oh, yeah, my bad, man.
- Guys, let's leave before Sage's mom gets here
for the parent/ teacher conference.
- Too late, she's already here.
Get outta sight!
- Sage, who are these annoying shield jockeys?
- Mom, people I hate. People I hate, Mom.
- ALL: Hi.
- So, I don't know what Sir Gareth
called you in here for,
but I didn't do it.
- Mommy is going to take care of it.
Mommy always takes care of it.
- Sage. Sage's Mom.
- Please, call me Saffron.
Sage always raves about the legendary Sir Gareth.
- I do? - She does.
- Ah, please, step into my office.
Sage, you can wait here.
- I'll be here...
not causing any trouble...
figuring out how you losers caused this meeting.
- She's onto us! Hide!
- I knew it. You all ratted me out!
- We had to, all right?
Your pranks are keeping us from becoming knights,
and we're pretty sure you gave Warwick Pegasus eye.
- Everything looks like rainbows.
- We're fed up and we can't wait for justice to be served.
How long do we have to wait for justice to be served?
- I don't know. Why are they still in there?
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Saffron, thank you for the beautiful
griffon claw medallion for my eyepatch.
- It suits you.
It really brings out your other eye.
- Oh! - BOTH: [laughing]
- This seems like a weird way
to tell Sage she's kicked out.
- Sage, kicked out? [laughing]
Don't be ridiculous.
I could never kick out Saffron's daughter.
- For real?
I mean, of course, you wouldn't.
One question: why?
- [laughing]
Because... [kisses hand]
I'm in love!!! [giddy laughter]
- You are too much, Sir Gorgeous.
Who's too much? - I'm too much.
- Who are you? - I'm too much.
- SAFFRON: You're simply much too gorgeous!
- This can't be happening.
- [laughing]
With my mom dating Sir Gareth, I'm gonna be untouchable.
Oh, what's the word I'm looking for?
All right. Ha! [claps hands]
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh
- Hey!
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh - Hey!
- ♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪
♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪
♪ Hey!
- ♪ Oh oh oh
♪ Ah ah ah ah
- ALL: [grunting]
- This is a disaster.
We were supposed to get Sage kicked out of knight school,
not give her more power than ever.
- Yeah, and they can't keep their noses off of each other.
- [quiet laughter]
- PHOENIX SQUAD: [shuddering]
- Oh, yes, of course. Of course.
Attention, students.
My Saffy-Waffy hates the name Warwick.
So, anyone named Warwick will now be called Seawick.
- Aw, man, I have to relabel my underwear.
- Oh, yeah, Ciara, let's see what you can do
in a hatchet-throwing competition against Sage.
- She could win this competition with her eyes closed.
[gasps] Please keep your eyes open.
- Three, two...
I love you, Saffron.
And throw!
- CIARA & SAGE: [grunt]
- Yes! Bullseye!
That was for you, Seawick.
[palm slap]
- Sage wins!
- ALL: What?
- That doesn't seem fair.
But I'll take it. [claps hands]
- But I was closer to the middle.
- True, but her mother is closest to my heart.
- [laughing] Oh, Gare-Bear.
You shouldn't have. - Oh!
- Get your trophy.
- If Sir Gareth keeps letting Sage win everything,
we'll never become knights.
- Our only hope is to break up Sir Gareth and Saffron.
- And, while we're at it,
maybe we get the princess together with Warwick?
- Who's Warwick?
- ♪ Oh oh oh
♪ Ah ah ah ah
- Come on, nugget, grow!
I've got hungry knights to feed!
- Hi, Fizz. Hi, dirt bucket.
- Hey, Buttercup, aren't you supposed to be at knight school?
- Nope. Sage's mom told Sir Gareth
to give me the day off.
So, I went for a walk,
then I followed a beetle,
and now I'm here.
What's wrong?
- I planted a magic chicken nugget
and it's not sprouting.
- I bought a magic nugget once from an ogre named Greg.
- Did yours grow?
- Nope, but then I bought his magic soil.
- And that worked?
- Nopety nope. [giggling]
I'm pretty sure the soil was just cookie crumbs.
- Greg tricked me.
If Sir Gareth finds out I lost his snack money,
he'll think I'm an irresponsible little kid.
- [gasps] Maybe you need a moustache.
People respect you when you have a moustache.
Just ask my mom.
- I'm gonna go find that ogre and get my money back!
- Yeah! And I'll help you.
That ogre's about to see a really angry bust.
- [magic whooshing]
- So, how are we gonna break them up?
- With the knight school policy manual.
- Good idea. We're gonna smack the love out of them.
- Oh, look, the Phoenix Squad is here.
Mother, glare at them with me.
- Sir Gareth, do you have a minute?
- Do I? - No.
- I do not.
- Sir Gareth, your feelings for Saffron
are clouding your judgment
and it's against the school policy.
"Rule 12B: No instructor shall date
or canoodle with a student's parents."
- Oh, no. Our love is forbidden.
- [whispering]
- Right again, sweetums.
I will no longer be canoodling
with the mother of a student.
- You go, Gare-Bear.
- That's because Sage will no longer be a student here.
- You're... you're kicking me out?
- Oh, no, I'm making you a knight.
- Yes, we did it!
Wait! What?
- You shoulda smacked 'em with the book.
- ♪ Na na na na
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
- Let's not be stingy with the decorations,
Phony Squad.
- It's Phoenix Squad.
- No one cares, Seawick.
Just make sure that everything is perfect
for my daughter's knighting.
[laughing]
She's so much better than you.
- She was supposed to be thrown out.
This is so not fair.
- I had no idea that love
could make Sir Gareth so crazy.
- This isn't love.
Somehow Sage is behind this,
and I'm gonna figure out how.
- So, I guess she's quitting the decorating committee?
Must be nice.
- Stay still for your armor fitting.
Mommy went through a lot of trouble
to make this happen.
- No one asked you to.
- Uh, uh, uh, listen to your mother, dear.
She knows what's best for our new little family.
- Ooooh!
- Barf.
- Did anybody else see that?
- Yeah, Sir Gareth's twirling again.
- Oh, I'm in love!!! [giddy laughter]
- I was talking about Sage.
She sure didn't seem into being knighted.
Something's up.
- Yeah, we need to snoop around
and figure out what's happening with her.
- Let's get out of here now.
Sir Gareth's doing some of a love buggy.
- ♪ I lovey-wovey my Saffy-Waffy ♪
♪ I lovey-wovey my Saffy-Waffy ♪
- [magic whooshing]
- There's that greenie- meanie who ripped me off!
- We are not happy with your business practices, Greg!
- Sorry to hear that, Buttercup.
Hey, do you wanna buy a magic mop
that turns into a koala bear at night?
- You bet I do! [giggling]
- Buttercup, focus!
I want my money back.
- No refunds, little kid.
So, go enjoy the giant booger I painted to look like a nugget.
- Fizz, he said no, after we politely asked.
There's nothing else we can do.
- There's one thing.
Hey, Greg!
I challenge you to a duel.
- [laughing]
You can't challenge someone to a duel,
unless you slap 'em with a glove.
- You didn't let me finish.
[slaps with glove]
- [roaring] Not cool!
- [magic whooshing]
- Ciara, I need to talk to you.
But, first, what is all this madness?
- On my evidence board, as you can see,
Sage is definitely at the center of this whole thing.
- Oh, is that... is that just because
you put her picture in the center of the board?
- Maybe.
- Okay, I know it may seem crazy,
but I think that Sage might be
just as unhappy about this as we are.
- Why would you possibly think that?
- SAGE: Because...
I am just as unhappy about this as you are.
- You brought Sage into our Squad Room?
She's looking at my board!
She knows we're onto her!
- Sage, tell Ciara why Sir Gareth
is in love with your mom.
- He isn't in love with her.
She has him under an evil spell.
- ♪ Oh na na
♪ Na na na, yeah yeah yeah ♪
- So, the claw medallion
my mom gave to Sir Gareth is enchanted.
It makes him think he's in love with her,
so, she can control him.
- Wait, so, she's nose nuzzling him for you?
That's a good mom.
- Telling your mom to put a spell on Sir Gareth
is not cool, Sage.
- I had nothing to do with it.
I don't wanna be known as
the girl who became a knight
because her mom made it happen.
- [laughing] Yeah, right.
- It's true.
I wanna take down the best squad in knight school on my own.
- Did you just compliment us?
- Yeah, I did!
What are you gonna do about it?
- Say thank you, that's what!
- Why are you two yelling?
- BOTH: I don't know!
- Okay, there's gotta be some way
to snap Sir Gareth out of your mom's spell.
- The only way is to take the claw medallion
off of his eyepatch.
I'll never be able to do that.
- It's true. Sir Gareth's a fighting machine,
even though he's held together
by rusty screws and bubblegum.
- Sage, maybe you can't overpower Sir Gareth alone,
but, together, the five of us could.
- You'd work with me?
- I know what it's like to have a larger-than-life parent
who's always sticking their nose in your business.
- You do?
Because every time I ask you about your family,
you always just change the subject.
- Speaking of which, how gross is broccoli?
Can I get a 'yuck'?
- Yuck is right.
- [magic whooshing]
- Okay, Fizz, he's bigger, meaner,
and stronger than you.
- But I can still win, right?
- Aw, I'm gonna miss you.
- Are we doin' this or what?
- Yeah. We're doin' this.
- [roaring]
- He's gonna chew me like a nugget.
- Fizz, it's not too late to back out.
- I can't.
If I don't get the snack money,
Sir Gareth will keep thinking of me as a little kid.
- So what? You are a little kid.
You're like three, right?
- I'm ten. - What?
- But you're right, I am a little kid.
And I can use that to my advantage.
Hey, ogre, you want some, come get some.
- You asked for it.
[roaring]
Hey, hold still and let me pummel you.
- Bring it on, you overgrown Brussels sprout.
- [roaring]
- [marbles scattering]
- [yelping]
- Give...me... my...money.
- [magic whooshing]
- [bugle fanfare]
- Welcome to the knighting ceremony of Sage,
daughter of Saffron, the beautiful,
who is the apple of my one good eye.
- [laughing] Yes. Yes, I'm gorgeous.
Now move it along.
- Okay, remember the plan.
When Sir Gareth raises his sword to knight Sage,
we lasso him like a Pegasus.
- Then Sage will grab the medallion from his eyepatch.
- And then we'll do a party to celebrate.
- Yeah, our decorating skills shouldn't go to waste.
Not that you helped, Ciara.
- Just get your lassos ready.
- Ah, by the power invested in me
by the King of Astoria,
I dub thee Sage, Knight of--
Oh! What?
- I'm sorry, Sir Gareth, this is for your own good.
- SIR GARETH: [groaning]
- Don't let them ruin my baby's big day, Sir Cuddly.
- SIR GARETH: [gasping, grunting]
- We've got his wrist! Our plan is working!
- SIR GARETH: [roaring]
- ARC: Ahhhh! Oh!
Our plan is not working.
- Don't worry, I'll get his legs.
- Just grab his legs!
- SIR GARETH: [grunting]
- Sage, we've got him! Get the medallion!
- On it. - What?
You're part of this?
I'm making all of your dreams come true.
- I don't want you to.
Okay, this ceremony is over.
- Sage, hurry up!
He's starting to chew through the rope!
- [gnawing]
- You really think you know better than Mommy?
- Yes.
I wanna earn knighthood for myself.
It'll mean more when I beat these dummies.
- Hey, we're trying to help you.
- SIR GARETH: [straining]
- Say goodbye to your Saffy-Waffy.
- SIR GARETH: No-o-o-o-o!
And to conclude, Sage is expelled.
Sweet mother of dragons, what's happening?
- Saffron was using her medallion
to make you love her, so she could control you.
- You were a super-cute couple.
- How dare you use a spell
to make me fall in love with you
when I would date you in a heartbeat.
And still would, if that's something
you can see in the future with me.
- Pass. - Okay.
- I nuzzled that man's nose for you.
- Mom, that was your bad choice.
- I just can't with you right now.
[heavy sigh]
[magic whooshing]
- So, Sage's mom is a bat.
- I told you she wasn't right.
- She has a medallion that turns her into a bat.
- She earned that right.
- Sage, I'm afraid I still have to expel you
for violating the knights' code.
- Actually, Sir Gareth...
the Phoenix Squad would like to withdraw the complaint.
- We want Sage to stay.
- Yeah, she actually helped us save you.
- Sage could have easily let her mom make her a knight,
but she wanted to earn it on her own.
- That's pretty honorable.
- Those do sound like the actions of a knight.
Sage can stay.
- PHOENIX SQUAD: Yes!
- Wow, that felt weird.
- [clears throat]
I hope you're not expecting a thank you.
[whispering] Thank you.
- [whispering] You're welcome.
- Well, now that that's over,
you're still in last place.
- Yeah, well, last place is a blast place.
- That makes absolutely no sense.
- You make absolutely no sense.
- SAGE: Wanna know what really makes no sense?
- CIARA: Oh, please tell me.
- Now this feels right.