- ♪ Hey
♪ Hey, hey
- [applause]
- Welcome to the Astorian Fish Gut Grab.
- [cheering]
- Every year, I bring good luck to our fishing season
by searching for a worm in a tub of disgusting fish guts.
- [cheering]
- Oh, that's why it smells like an ocean's butt!
- The king always pukes before he finds the worm.
It's hilarious!
- I'm sure you'll all eager to watch me barf.
- [cheering]
- But it doesn't matter what you want.
I'm the king.
So I'll be digging a gummy worm out of pudding instead.
- [booing]
- No puking?
Of course this happens the year I show up.
- Take these guts away and fetch my pudding tub.
- If he's not heaving, this giant's leaving.
- Me too.
The new combat cards are coming out today at the Tasty Trunk.
- Combat cards?
The last time you guys played that game,
you got into a huge fight.
- Yeah, I heard about that.
The back of the castle still has a Warwick-shaped hole.
- My bones healed, and so did our friendship.
- See, our mistake was playing against each other,
so we agreed to never do that again.
- More than agree, we made a Phoenix swear.
- BOTH: Phoenix swear!
Swear, swear, swear, swear.
- Do you Phoenix swear never to do that again?
- Come on, Friend.
Let's go enjoy an afternoon destroying other people.
- Ooh, we can take the shortcut through the Warwick-shaped hole.
- Ah! [chuckles]
The pudding has arrived.
Behold the sweet and delicious...
rice pudding?
That's like the fish guts of pudding.
Princess?!
I need you to dig through this yucky pudding.
- I can't put my hands in that pudding.
- Of course not. You need a pudding straw.
- If I dig through that slimy stuff,
I could lose my pixie ring. Arc, that cannot happen!
- Are you asking me to hold your magic ring?
Because, uh, yeah!
- Princess?
Oh, no. It's happening.
- [cheering]
- What is wrong with you people?
- [tinkling]
- There's no time to explain.
But whatever you do, don't use the ring.
Got it?
- Got it. Just go.
Well, well, well.
What do we have--
- Don't even think about it!
- You don't know me!
She knows me.
- ♪ Ah
♪ Oh, na, na
♪ Na, na
♪ Do, do, do
- [yells]
- [grunts]
- A battle gnome? Ha!
That's no match for Jenny the Giant's hammer smash.
- [grunting]
- Oh, come on! Get it together, Jenny!
- All right, Mermaid. Say hello to Willy the Wizard.
- [zap]
- [groans]
- Why, Willy, why?
My lousy cards lose every time.
- I hear ya.
I'm gonna shuffle the snot out of you!
- Welcome, nerds!
I know you're all here for the release
of the newest line of combat cards.
But we have a very special surprise.
- [oohing]
- One of these packs contains the exclusive, unbeatable,
two-handed Sir Gareth card.
- ALL: Wow!
- Yeah, I know.
Back in the day, I used one hand for slaying dragons
and one hand for fighting off the ladies.
- An unbeatable combat card?
Prudie, if one of us gets that, we could actually win.
- Oh, man. I just know we're gonna get it!
- [gasps] I got it!
Look, it's Sir Gareth before life broke him!
[giggles]
- And before Tammy the Tiny yanked his hair out.
- [chuckles] It took me 10 years to grow it.
And it took her 10 seconds to rip it from my scalp.
- Buttercup, can I please hold the card?
- No! You cannot hold anything.
You'll get your loser juice all over it.
- What about me? - You are even jucier.
Now scram!
Did you see that? - Yeah.
Prudie got a new vest. It's adorable!
- No, Prudence and Warwick can't keep their eyes off this card.
- You think so?
- Don't you remember the last time
those two played each other in combat cards?
- No.
But I remember to not look up when it's raining
so water doesn't get up my nose. [giggles]
- They got into a fight.
We can use this card to get them fighting again
and split the Phoenix Squad apart.
- [moans sadly]
- No, no, no, it's a good thing. - Oh, then yay!
- I can't find the worm!
[retches]
And this pudding's so warm and chunky!
[retches]
- I see why this is so funny now.
Hey, everyone, look! She's gonna barf!
[pretends to gag]
- [cheering]
- What is wrong with you people?
- If you press the ring, Ciara will be mad.
But if you don't press the ring, you'll never know
what awesome thing you could turn into.
- [in a British accent] I say, tisn't it obvious,
you silly bloke?
- Whoa, the ring's so powerful,
it gave my imagination a fancy accent.
- Oh, indeedly do.
Now, if the ring turns the princess into Ciara,
it'll turn-- - Me into a prince.
- Oh, that's using your bean, old boy.
Now, push that rrring like a boss!
- You really think I should do it, Your...
Handsome Highness?
- Yes.
How could listening to me go wrong?
I'm imaginary!
- Okay, I'm gonna do it.
- [tinkling] - [zapping]
- What the heck? I'm a monster!
Very funny, ring. Now it's time to prince it up.
- [zapping]
- The ring's not working?
- [sputters] Oh!
No, that is most horrifying! [shrieks]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh-- hey
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Oh, oh, oh-- hey
♪ Ah-- hey
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Oh, oh, oh-- hey
♪ Oh
♪ Oh, we will be here
♪ We are the Knight Squad
♪ Hey
- ♪ Oh
♪ Na, na, na, na
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na
- Arc?
Arc, I need my ring. Where are you?
- I'm here.
- Ah, good. Where's my ring?
[screams] Monster!
- What? No! No, no, it's me!
Remember, Arc? The one that knows your secret
and... has a tail?
- You used the ring? How could you be so selfish?
I asked you to do one thing for me.
- I know.
But then I did something for me instead.
- The ring has a security feature.
If anyone besides me uses it,
it stops working and turns them into a...
I want to say monkey pig.
- Why didn't you tell me this would happen?
- Remember when I told you I didn't have time to explain?
That's part I didn't have time to explain!
- Oh, so this is your fault.
- Without the ring, I can't become Ciara.
I'll never be able to go to knight school again.
- Ah, hello? Slightly worse problem.
- My ring came from the Pixie Crystal River.
Maybe someone there can help.
- I know how to get there.
I passed through on my way from Seagate.
[snorts] Oh, no, I'm oinking.
- Let's get to the river, and maybe someone can fix my ring.
- Uh, and fix me?
- Yeah, sure-- if we have time.
- ♪ Ah
♪ Hey, hey, hey
- Whoa, the Sir Gareth combat card!
- Buttercup, you let her hold it?
- We're using it to get you two to fight.
- Fight your way out of the slump you're in!
- That's probably what I meant to say.
[giggles]
- So Buttercup asked me to decide
which one of you to give this card to.
- BOTH: I'll take it!
- Ooh, this is so hard.
- No, it's not! Give it to me.
- Or better yet, give it to me.
- Wait a second.
We made a Phoenix swear not to fight each other.
- Yeah, you're right.
- Ooh, a Phoenix swear? That sounds super unbreakable.
So I guess I'll have to find a different home
for this little guy,
since none of you will ever, ever, ever want it.
- Let's get out of here.
Our Phoenix swear is more important
than some amazing, life-changing card.
- I mean, who needs that card when I can have nothing instead?
- [peaceful instrumental music]
♪
- It's beautiful.
- My tail?
Yeah, I'm starting to think so, too.
- Okay, we have to convince the Pixie Queen to help us
or we're stuck like this forever.
- Okay.
- [whooshing]
- PIXIE QUEEN: Greetings, human travelers.
What was that? Hold on.
[sighs] Oh my stars and moonbeams!
Welcome to the Pixie Crystal River,
Astorian Princess and her...
pet.
- I am not her pet. - CIARA: Sorry.
He thinks he's people. Who's my little monkey pig?
Oh, you are! You are!
Pixie Queen, we've come to beg for your help.
- There's no begging here.
We only accept smiles, hugs, and laughter.
[laughs]
- [Ciara laughs]
- [Arc laughs]
- Ah, thank you.
This selfish fleabag broke my ring.
- Hey, I do not have fleas!
Dang it, I have fleas.
- Once I repair your ring's crystal,
you'll be as pretty as a princess.
And you?
Well, miracles happen.
- Your Highness, Arc and I are so grateful.
- Did you just call him Arc?
- I heard Horatio.
Horatio, the handsome and loyal pet.
- Talking about how handsome you are?
Definitely Arc.
- Wait, you know him? - Oh, I know him all right.
Arc, you mess with the pixies, you get the sparkles!
[grunts]
- [whoosh] - [grunts]
- You know, a regular person would've said,
I know the Pixie Queen-- she hates me!
- [clears throat] I know the Pixie Queen.
She hates me. - Too late!
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
- ♪ Ah
♪ Na, na, na, na
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na
- Ow, ow! These sparkles sting!
- What exactly did you do to anger
the sweetest creature in the universe?
- My gosh, you're so nice. [giggles]
I'll tell you what he did.
When Arc came here,
we fed him our entire crop of tiny raspberries.
- It was one thimble!
How did I know it took three years to grow?
- In return for his feast,
he promised to bring back a champion
strong enough to lift a log that fell on our village.
Long story short, no champion.
And the raspberry festival was canceled.
- Well, in my defense, I found an ogre and was gonna ask him.
But he was headed to knight school,
so I forgot about you and decided to follow my dreams.
Is this helping?
- Yes, it is helping.
Helping me to remember how much I hate you!
- But are you going to help me?
- That's a big, sparkly no.
- So I'll never be Ciara again?
- I'm gonna be a monster for the rest of my life?
- Only until hunting season. [laughs]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Hey
- And my evil scheme commences in three, two...
one.
- Oh, hello, Sage.
- Warwick, what a wonderful surprise.
What can I do for you? - Oh, nothing.
I just want to talk about life, the weather, and, you know...
- The all-powerful Sir Gareth combat card?
- Yes, I need it in my life.
This is for you.
- Cobra venom?
My favorite perfume!
You know, this makes me think
you deserve that Sir Gareth card.
- Thank you so much, Sage.
Just do me a favor and don't tell Prudence.
- Don't tell her what? That you betrayed her?
- Yeah, don't tell her that.
Hey, is that for Sage?
- Heh! No.
- It literally says "For Sage."
- Ah... oh, does it?
I... yeah.
Sage, this must be for you.
- Ooh, a pocket mace. You get me.
You know, maybe you deserve that card.
- You broke our Phoenix swear.
- So? You did the same thing.
- Yeah, but I didn't think you'd find out about it.
- I am shocked to see such loyal squad mates fighting like this.
- That sneak doesn't deserve the card.
Give it to me. - No, give it to me.
- Well, there's only one way to settle this--
a nice, friendly game of combat cards.
Or a not-so-friendly game!
- You're going down, Giant.
- I can't wait to slap the magic out of you.
- [sobs] [snorts]
- I don't know why you're crying.
If I can't turn back into Ciara,
then my knight school dreams are over.
- So are mine! [snorts]
There isn't a hole in the armor for my tail.
- I've had enough of your snort crying.
I'm going home. It's the pink house.
The one that's still under a log!
- Wait.
Your Majesty, if I remove the log, will you fix the ring?
- Um, I've spent all summer
sharing a toilet with a chipmunk, so no.
- I know my fate is sealed. Please, help my friend.
- Very well.
Save our village and I'll restore the princess's ring.
- [whoosh]
- Arc, are you sure about this?
- Yeah, it's the least I could do.
Besides, with my monster strength,
this is gonna be super easy.
[grunts]
- [buzzing]
- Uh oh!
It's infested with fire-breathing dragonflies!
- Why does this forest hate me?
- ♪ Oh, oh
- ♪ Ah, oh
♪ Na, na, na
- You did a great job making this problem better, Arc.
Maybe you can drown us next.
- Don't worry. I know what to do.
What do I do? - You're a monster.
Make monster noises and scare them away.
- I don't make monster noises.
[roars]
- The dragonflies left. Nice work, Porkchop!
- [buzzes loudly]
- Uh oh! They left to go get their mom!
- Don't worry, moms love me.
- [rumbling]
- It must be a dad. Dads hate me!
- [rumbling]
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
- Welcome to the combat card clash!
Two mighty competitors will face off...
[whispering] and end their friendship forever.
- Did you just whisper something evil?
- [scoffs] Doesn't sound like me.
- Sure it does.
You know what else sounds like you?
Ugh, I hate cilantro.
- Who wants this card?
And clash!
- [battle music]
- [grunts]
- Ooh-hoo-hoo, I love combat cards.
- [grunts]
- Ugh. Did you put cilantro in this?
- [grunting]
- [growls]
- Okay, I was gonna take it easy on you,
but now the magic gloves are coming off.
Scrunchie, scrunchie, punchy, punch!
- [zapping]
- [grunts]
[pants]
I got that hammer for my sweet 16.
That's it!
[yells]
- BOTH: Warwick-shaped hole! Warwick-shaped hole!
- A warwick-shaped hole? Does this seem familiar to you?
- This is how you were holding me
the last time you threw me through a wall.
- We've lost our minds again.
- No card's worth our friendship.
This combat's over, Sage.
- [mocking] Oh, we're friends.
We won't hurt each other.
That's what you dum dums sound like.
Well, at least I can sell that card for, like,
a billion gold coins.
- No, you can't. I gave that card to Sir Gareth!
- What?
- He traded me for a Buttercup card.
[giggles] He said it was one of a kind!
- Ah, look at those hands... and my luxurious dreadlocks.
I bet this was when I still had my spleen.
- [rumbling]
- Arc, if that thing doesn't fry you, I will!
- [rumbling]
- Ugh, the dragon bug's gonna roast me like a marshmallow
and I still have pudding in my pits!
- The pudding, that's it!
- You are not eating pit pudding.
- Dragonflies love sweets.
Use the gummy worm to draw it away and I'll lift the log.
- How do you know I still have the gummy worm?
- My snout is super sensitive.
That's a lovely shampoo, by the way.
[snorts]
- Hey, Dragonfly!
Come get some yummy nummy gummy worm!
- [rumbling]
- [buzzes]
- [rumbling]
- Go, Arc! Now's your chance!
- [rumbling]
- [grunts]
- DRAGONFLY: [buzzes]
- [rumbling]
- Hey!
Go get the gummy, dummy!
- [buzzes]
- You saved our village! Princess, thank you.
Arc, you're not completely horrible.
- Aww.
I'm so happy, my tail is wagging.
- A deal is a deal.
Princess, I've repaired your ring.
- Thank you.
Your Majesty, what Arc just did was incredibly unselfish.
That should count for something.
- You're right, it should.
But it doesn't. Buh bye!
- PIXIES: [buzzing]
- Yes, pixies, I know Arc saved our village.
No, he broke his promise.
- PIXIES: [buzzing]
- Well, that language is inappropriate!
Fine!
[sighs]
It's the feeling of the pixie community that you deserve
to be returned back to normal.
Please note this decision was not unanimous.
- Thank you so much!
Is there anything else we can do?
- Yes. Go away!
- [zap]
- I'm Ciara again! And you're not a monkey pig!
- Hello, beautiful nose.
Hello, beautiful tail-free butt!
- I am so glad everything's back to normal.
- Me too.
[snorts] Oh, no, I'm still oinking.
- We are not going back there. That is a part of you now!
- ♪ Ah