- ♪
- Okay, when Sir Gareth asked for two volunteers,
I thought we'd be fighting dragons,
not scraping gum.
- I would totally ban the Bubblegum Festival,
if it wasn't so delicious.
- Ohhh...
this one has a tooth in it.
- You know you're scraping it all wrong.
- There's no wrong way to scrape gum.
- Please! A monkey could scrape better than you.
- Hey! Some monkey quit this job.
That's why we're here.
- Just watch what I do
and try to be half as good.
- Are we about to get into a scrape off?
- I started two seconds ago.
- Princess?
- Oh, no, my dad. Time out.
- There's no time outs in a scrape off.
- Well, good luck winning without your ladder.
- What are you...?
- Princess, where are you?
- Hey, Dad!
What's up?
- [laughing] Fantastic news.
The Wolf Platoon is returning from
the battle against Ryker's evil forces,
which means... - My sister is coming to visit!
- BOTH: Yay!
- Why are they returning?
Did they find the Armor of Astoria?
- We don't know.
They just said they have news to deliver in person.
- I can't wait.
It's been a year since I've seen Eliza.
I miss her so much.
I haven't had anyone to talk to about princess stuff.
- But I can talk princess all day.
OMG, your tiara is fire! [snaps fingers]
- Aw, that's so cute when you try to be a teenaged girl.
So, what are your plans for Eliza's reception?
- Uh...
- Oh, my goblin, you didn't plan anything?
We have to get started.
- Hello?
You forgot me.
Fine.
I can win the scrape off one handed.
[grunts]
Oh!
Ahhh! [heavy thud]
[groans]
- [monkey laughing]
- Stop laughing at me, monkey.
- [magic whooshing]
- What are they doing?
- Hm, they're practicing for the Tasty Trunk
Pixie Pong Tournament.
- I know I fell in a gum bucket earlier,
but do they know they're playing without a ball?
- Yeah, I don't ask questions
I don't wanna know the answer to.
- Sage and Buttercup always beat me
because I had the wrong partner.
I lost three years in a row--
four, if you wanna count past three.
- But now he has a secret weapon.
- Fizz is skipping the Shark Jousting Festival
so he can be my partner.
- Is that sharks riding horses or knights riding sharks?
- Both! [laughing]
- This is my last chance to win the Pixie Pong Tournament
before I'm too old to enter.
- Which means this is my last chance to beat you.
Oh, do you remember last year when I made you cry?
- It was allergy season.
- [giggling] My allergies make me sneeze.
[giggling] But I call them nose farts.
- Students, as you may have heard,
Wolf Platoon is returning from battling Ryker's army.
- STUDENTS: Yeah!
- But you still have class today.
I thought you'd just like to know.
- STUDENTS: Awww...
- Did you hear that? My sister's coming home.
She's my hero and the whole reason I wanna become a knight.
- She sounds awesome-- unlike you.
- What dragon flew up your butt?
- You never came back.
I fell in your gum bucket and swallowed my gum,
and somebody else's gum.
- Okay, so, I forgot.
- You didn't forget. You knew I was gonna beat you.
- [laughing] In your dreams.
- In my dreams, I'm a Yeti who plays professional basketball.
- You'd probably lose at that, too.
- [gong rings]
- What is that?
- That is my get-along gong--
not to be confused with my you-done-me-wrong gong.
That one has more of a... of a country music twang.
Now a little competition is healthy.
But it cannot get in the way of your friendship.
- [laughing] See? You're confused.
We're not friends. - Yeah.
We're just two people
who have the same color shoulder thingies.
- They're called pauldrons. - You're a pauldron!
- Uh! Stop it!
Look, squad mates must be friends,
otherwise, how can you have each other's
backs in battle, hm?
Fizz, release the magical friendship bracelets.
- A "please" would be nice.
- Uh, "please" don't make me fire you.
- Hey! Let go of me! - You let go of me!
- [laughing] Those bracelets will keep you bound together
until you two can learn how to become friends.
- What if that never happens?
- Well, then, you'll be stuck together forever like...
like Jack and Kira.
- You stand your ground, Kira!
- Don't let her push you around, Jack!
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh
- Hey!
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Oh oh - Hey!
- ♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪
♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪
- [footsteps thumping]
- I cannot believe Sir Gareth
thinks we need these stupid friendship bracelets.
- This is the worst thing ever.
But, at least I can do this.
- Oh! [heavy thud]
I wanted to flip just then.
- Guys, just friend up. It's not that hard.
- Watch.
Hey, Prudy, wanna come see me win the Pixie Pong Tournament?
- I've love to!
- BOTH: Friendship!
- Or Prudy could use her giant strength
to pull these bracelets apart.
- Yeah, that does seem a lot easier
than trying to teach you two a lesson.
[roaring] - [electrical zapping]
- Ah! Ow! That's strong magic.
- If it's magic, make way for the Magic Man.
Releasio, ropey, rope!
- [magic whooshing]
- Why did I wear a rope belt today?
- Well, I guess you guys will just have to
stop competing and become friends.
Have fun. [laughing]
- Of all the times to get us stuck together,
why did you have to do it on the day my sister's coming back?
- I didn't do anything.
You're the one that left me hanging in the air.
- I'm not missing my sister's reception.
- All right, well, everyone will know your secret
if you show up with me.
- Oh, I'm not showing up with you.
I'm showing up with Gertrude.
- This totally isn't gonna work.
- Of course, it will.
I'll just introduce you
as my duchess friend from curtsey camp.
- Oooh, I'm gonna be a duchess!
I mean, I hate this.
- ♪ Na na na na
♪ Na na na na na na
- [whistle shrills] - Ha! Ha!
Ladies and gentle gnomes,
elves of all ages,
welcome to the Tasty Trunk Pixie Pong Tournament!
- ALL: [cheering, applauding]
- Now, teams, I want a clean competition.
- Why is everyone looking at me?
- Oh, Sage, you've got your cheating device.
[giggling]
- All right, everyone warm up,
and we will begin in ten minutes.
- [whistle shrills]
- Okay, let's see if our pixie's ready to play.
- [giggling] It's on like pixie pong.
- My friend Warwick! Woo!
- PIXIE: Whee!
- Ooh!
Oops!
- I...I must have hit a cricket.
Now let's try another one.
- PIXIE: Whee!
- FIZZ: [grunts] - [paddle thuds]
- [glass shatters]
- Man, this game's a lot harder when you add a pixie.
- Wait, you've never played with a ball before?
- I've tried it once,
but I'm a lot better without one.
- Ahem.
Saw your brother break a window.
Guess terrible runs in your family.
- [giggling] Terrible running runs in my family.
[giggling] That's why we skip.
[giggling]
- Buttercup, we don't skip.
We strut!
- I just wanted to beat Sage once.
- Don't listen to her. You still have a shot.
- Yeah, I'm just gonna have to bring my A-game.
Prudy, will you help me warm up?
- I've never played before,
but, sure, I'll give it a try.
- All right, get ready for my screwball.
- PIXIE: Corkscrew! Woo-hoo!
- PRUDENCE: [grunts] - PIXIE: Look out!
- That was amazing!
Prudy, you're the best player I've ever seen--
and I've seen me.
- Really? You think so? - Yeah.
If someone had you
on their team, they would totally win.
Ahhh...
...especially if their partner cancelled
because they had better plans.
Double huh.
- You seem like you're gonna work this out with the wall,
so, uh, I'll be over here. [laughs]
- Exevalo, plucky plucky!
- [magic whooshing]
- Bro, I glued the paddle to my hand,
so it won't fly away.
Uh-oh.
- Now they're both stuck, aren't they?
- I can make this work.
- Listen, I appreciate you wanting to help me win,
but I have something I think you'll want even more--
a ticket to the Shark Jousting Festival.
- No way!
But, wait, you can't play without a partner.
- The important thing is you go see a shark
poke another shark with a pointy stick.
Open up.
- [muffled] Thank you.
- Guess what?
Fizz decided to go to the Shark Jousting Festival
and I need a new partner.
- Ooh, I'd love to play with you.
Let me just finish my fries.
[chomping]
Mmmm. Sorry.
Did you want one?
- ♪ Oh, na na, na na
♪ Yeah yeah yeah
- Princess.
Ah, I didn't know you had a friend in town.
- Father, this is Gertrude,
the Duchess of Doofus.
- Your Ma-- [clears throat, high-pitch]
Majesty!
Sorry, I've got a touch of the plague.
- A pleasure to meet you, Gertrude.
- Oh, um...in Doofus, we don't shake, we...
politely giggle.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
- Yeah, well, I'm just glad my daughter
has someone to talk princess with--
even though I'm fluent.
JK, LOL, hashtag princess goals.
- [royal fanfare]
- The knights are arriving.
I can't wait to see my sister.
- ALL: [cheering, applauding]
- Which one's your sister--
the frowny one or the angry one?
- I don't see her.
- Your Majesty.
May we speak in private?
- Princess, can you give us a minute?
- Certainly, Father.
You can have all the time that you need.
- If this is about the chocolate fountain,
I wanted it big enough to swim in,
but not so big someone wants to join.
- Something's wrong. I need to find out what it is.
- Uh, no, Your Majesty.
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Princess Eliza is missing.
- What?
My sister's missing?
- Is that what he said?
This wig is blocking my ears.
- ♪
- My daughter is missing?
- She disappeared.
All she left behind was this scroll.
- "I'm not cut out for battle, so I'm going far away.
Please don't follow me. Eliza."
Oh, this can't be her.
- Uh, the "i" in Eliza is dotted with a heart.
- Egads, it is her!
If anyone asks,
tell them Eliza insisted on staying on the battlefield.
- A wise decision, Your Majesty.
- Eliza is the princess' hero.
If she sees this scroll, it will break her heart.
We'll lock it in the castle vault.
- Another equally wise decision, Your Majesty.
- Look, I know you're just flattering me.
But it feels good in my time of need!
- [cape whooshing]
- This is too much. I can't be here right now.
- [high-pitched] Hold on!
I can't run in heels!
- Ha! Ha! It all comes down to this.
Team Wick is one point away
from advancing to the finals
against Sage and Buttercup,
who is licking her paddle?
- This lollipop tastes weird.
[giggling]
- All right, Prudy,
let's hit them with the flasher smash.
- PIXIE: Whee! Yahoo!
Nice shot!
Jiminy! Jiminy!
- All right, enough flash.
Time for the smash.
[grunting]
- PIXIE: Whoa! - [objects clattering]
- [whistle shrills] - Point!
Team Wick advances to the finals.
- BOTH: Yes! - CROWD: [applauding]
- Just remember...
second place is first loser.
Paddle me, Buttercup.
- Don't listen to them.
With your giant strength and my awesomeness
we're definitely gonna win.
- I just need to refill my water bottle.
Well, a giant's gotta hydrate.
- Hey, bro. - Fizz?
Uh, what are you doing here?
You're missing the Shark Joust.
- I remembered it's your last year to win,
so, I came back to help you.
- You didn't have to do that.
You really, really, really didn't have to do that.
- Fizz, you're back.
Just in time to see me and Warwick win.
- Oh. So, you replaced me?
- See...see, what happened was--
- I know what happened.
I chose sharks over family.
You had no choice.
- Yeah, let's go with that.
- I'm gonna stand over there
and cheer you on to victory!
- Oh, man, I wish I had a little brother like that.
Mine's 30 feet tall.
- You're so lucky
you have a magic ring to change your clothes.
It took me 20 minutes to get out of that girdle.
- How could my sister do this?
She's the bravest person I know.
- Braver than me?
Not the time.
- She vowed to find the Armor of Astoria
and then she quit?
It's like I don't even know who she is.
- Well, you know, who knows?
Maybe Eliza has some secrets
even you don't know about.
- Secret? That's it.
I need to look at that scroll.
We're gonna sneak into the vault.
- I just got out of a dress.
There's absolutely no way
I'm going to that vault with you.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Unless you drag me by my ear.
- Okay, the scroll's on the other side of the room.
So, be careful.
This is the most dangerous room in the castle.
- Please, I can just walk over there and--
- [blade whooshing] - --die!
I can walk over there and die!
- [blade whooshing]
- ♪
♪ Hey hey hey
- Okay, we're not gonna make it past this.
- [blade whooshing]
- So, grab my ear and drag me home.
- We're getting that scroll.
- Shouldn't we discuss other options, like the--
- [blade whooshing]
- How's that for an option?
- Okay. Well, at least the worst is behind us.
- Actually, it's in front of us.
- [beams zapping]
- What are those?
- Motion-activated crystal death beams.
Duh!
- Any chance the death beams only work on plates?
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh
- The finals of the Tasty Trunk Pixie Pong Tournament
are not for the weak of heart.
Fortunately, my original heart
is in a cage guarded by elves.
- Ready to take it home?
- Yeah. Home.
- Dude! You have to want this!
Sorry. It turns out I love sports.
Why are you acting weird?
- I tricked Fizz into leaving
because I knew you would help me win the tournament.
- Wow.
But then he came back to support you.
Oh, he's so awesome, and you, well...
you have a nice haircut.
- You can say it. I'm a horrible person.
Prudy, I'm sorry,
but I need to take Fizz back as my partner--
even if it means losing.
- I am proud of you.
You have a giant heart--
for a normal- sized person.
- What's up? Don't you have a game to win?
- I do, but I need my secret weapon.
Wanna play this final match with me?
- Does a shark poop in the woods?
- No. But I still want you to play with me.
Sir Gareth, I'm swapping out Prudy for Fizz.
- You're changing partners?
Let me consult the Pixie Pong rulebook.
I can't...I can't read that tiny book, so, sure.
- You're playing with Fizz?
Oh, prepare to get served,
and I mean that in the way dancers mean it--
when they dance-fight!
Right, Butter...cup?
- Oh, she left.
I gave her my Shark Jousting ticket.
- What? But this is a doubles match.
I need a partner.
- Wait, if Sage doesn't have a partner,
does that mean we win by default?
- Well, I thought the rulebook
was a cracker, so, I ate it.
So, I'm going to say the Wick brothers are the winners!
- Yes!
- ALL: [cheering, applauding]
- We did it.
- [chuckling]
- Oh, no, my allergies are back.
- I've got 'em, too.
- ♪
♪ Oh na na
♪ Na na
♪ Yeah yeah yeah
- Okay, I have an idea.
- [beams zapping]
- If you hate money, just give it to me.
- No, look, some of the coins didn't get blasted.
- So, those are the safe spots.
- Yep. That's the only way across.
- Well...
it's the only way across for me.
I don't know if you can keep up.
- Oh, I can keep up. Can you keep up?
- Are we about to have
a motion-activated crystal death beam off?
- You're on! - [beams zapping]
- BOTH: Whoa.
- That was close.
- I think I just got why Sir Gareth put these on us.
- Yeah, we need to stop competing
and have each other's back.
- Okay. Let's do this.
- [dramatic music]
♪
- We did it!
Oh, your hair's a little on fire.
- So is yours.
- Okay, time to read the scroll.
- It's exactly what the king said.
- I'm hoping that's not all.
I'm checking for secret messages.
Eliza and I used to do this
all the time when we were little.
- ARC: Oh.
- "Dear sister, I've located the Armor of Astoria
and have gone to retrieve it."
- No way.
- "Ryker has spies everywhere
"so I couldn't tell anyone but you.
Love Eliza."
- Your sister's not a deserter, she's a hero.
- ♪ My sister's killing it because she's awesome! ♪
- ♪ I'll take your word for it ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't know her ♪
- Thanks for helping.
- I know you'd do the same for me.
- [magic whooshing]
- Seriously, bracelets?
You couldn't have come off
before I flipped through crystal death beams?
- So, I guess we were becoming real friends.
- Oh. I guess we did.
I'll never let competition
get in the way of our friendship ever again.
- Either will I.
- I said it, first.
- Are we about to have a friend off?
- You'd better hope not,
'cause I will destroy you at friending.
- [magic whooshing]
- Just kidding, bracelets!
- Go!
- [dramatic music]
♪
- ♪
- ♪ Hey
♪ Ah
♪ Hey
♪ Ah
♪ Hey
♪ Ah
♪ Hey