1 00:00:02,174 --> 00:00:03,244 - ♪ Oh, oh, hey 2 00:00:03,348 --> 00:00:04,832 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,007 - Hello? 4 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:09,906 No one's here. 5 00:00:11,287 --> 00:00:12,495 Solo dance party! 6 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:15,429 [grunts rhythmically] 7 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:17,948 ♪ Go Arc, get crazy 8 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,399 - Happy Armor Day! 9 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:22,022 - I wasn't dancing! You were! 10 00:00:23,402 --> 00:00:24,714 - Armor Day bump! 11 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,612 - This is my favorite holiday tradition! 12 00:00:27,441 --> 00:00:28,994 - [screams] 13 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:31,479 - [crashes, clanking] 14 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,550 - Lucky for him I only used one cheek! 15 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:37,451 - Happy Armor Day, Arc! 16 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:40,178 - Aww, thanks! 17 00:00:40,281 --> 00:00:41,627 What's Armor Day? 18 00:00:42,628 --> 00:00:44,147 - What's Armor Day? 19 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:45,907 - Not from Astoria, remember? 20 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:47,840 I'm from Seagate, where we have normal holidays 21 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:51,258 like Pretend Wednesday's Thursday Day. 22 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:52,500 - Seriously? 23 00:00:52,604 --> 00:00:54,675 - Yeah, our holidays are awful. 24 00:00:56,159 --> 00:00:57,298 Let's talk about Armor Day. 25 00:00:57,402 --> 00:00:59,024 - Okay. First, you need to know... 26 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,097 how good I am at brushing your teeth. 27 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:04,995 - [gags] 28 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:07,446 - Oh, oh, yes! Brushing someone else's teeth 29 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,414 is my second favorite Armor Day tradition. 30 00:01:10,587 --> 00:01:12,382 I'll brush yours, Warwick. 31 00:01:12,486 --> 00:01:14,246 - No, my teeth still hurt from last year. 32 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:17,249 - PRUDENCE: Oh! It's a tradition! 33 00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:18,940 You're only making it worse by running. 34 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,395 - Please tell me what the troll is going on? 35 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:27,259 - Our traditions may seem weird to you, 36 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:29,813 but they mean a lot to us. 37 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:31,781 On Armor Day, we celebrate the story 38 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,646 of the creation of the Armor of Astoria. 39 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:38,650 - This is story time? I love story time! 40 00:01:40,272 --> 00:01:41,411 - [tinkling] 41 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:47,831 - Okay. 42 00:01:47,935 --> 00:01:50,144 Start with "Once upon a time..." 43 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,803 - I'd rather not. 44 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,771 - Come on, pleeease? 45 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,395 - [sighs] Once upon a time... 46 00:01:59,498 --> 00:02:00,913 - Yay! 47 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,503 - ...the first king of Astoria gathered his wizards 48 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:06,402 because he knew evil forces 49 00:02:06,505 --> 00:02:08,162 would one day descend upon Astoria. 50 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:11,234 - Pause. Are there scary parts? 51 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:12,201 - Yes. 52 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:14,996 - Okay, I just need some warning. 53 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:18,931 - The first king commanded his wizards 54 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:21,727 to make an enchanted suit of armor. 55 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,143 The wizards' powerful magic 56 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:26,180 made whoever wore the armor indestructible. 57 00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:28,976 Hogancross, the wisest wizard, said the armor was... 58 00:02:29,079 --> 00:02:30,391 [imitates Hogancross] ...shinier than 59 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:33,118 freshly brushed teeth. 60 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:36,639 - CIARRA: But as the king and his wizards were celebrating, 61 00:02:36,742 --> 00:02:39,711 the Shapeshifter snuck into the castle to steal the armor. 62 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:44,888 - [mournful violin music] 63 00:02:46,476 --> 00:02:48,616 - What are you doing? 64 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,170 - I'm adding a suspenseful soundtrack. 65 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:52,793 Too much? 66 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:54,864 - Eh, keep playing. 67 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,107 - [music continues] 68 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,385 - CIARRA: To prevent the armor 69 00:02:58,488 --> 00:03:00,145 from falling into the hands of evil, 70 00:03:00,249 --> 00:03:03,321 Hogancross cast a powerful spell with his staff. 71 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,012 - [poof] 72 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:07,532 - CIARRA: The armor was banished to an unknown place, 73 00:03:07,635 --> 00:03:09,672 where it remains to this day. 74 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:11,674 Armor Day celebrates the hope that one day, 75 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:14,815 we'll find the armor and use it to keep Astoria safe. 76 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:16,817 - Aw, man, this is terrible. 77 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,785 - What are you talking about? Armor Day is the best day ever. 78 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:22,029 - Yeah, but if I don't know all the Armor Day customs, 79 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:24,238 everyone will realize I don't belong in knight school. 80 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:25,895 - [deep horn blares] 81 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,655 - Oh, man, they're sounding the alarms. 82 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,070 They know I'm not a Dragon Blood. 83 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:30,486 I-I gotta hide! 84 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,143 I gotta go! 85 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:36,216 - Pull yourself together! 86 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,290 That horn means the festivities are starting. 87 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:42,532 The safest thing is for you 88 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:44,707 to hide in here for the day and lay low. 89 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:48,020 - I gotta stay in here? By myself? 90 00:03:48,124 --> 00:03:49,781 On the best day ever? 91 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:51,610 - I'm sorry, but I don't know any other way 92 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:53,992 to keep your secret safe. 93 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:55,649 - Okay, go have fun. 94 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:59,411 I'll just be here... 95 00:03:59,515 --> 00:04:01,551 having a sad dance party. 96 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:05,866 [sadly] ♪ Go Arc, so lonely 97 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,389 - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-- hey 98 00:04:11,492 --> 00:04:13,149 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh 99 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,496 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh 100 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,222 ♪ Ah 101 00:04:17,326 --> 00:04:18,775 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-- hey 102 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:20,708 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh 103 00:04:20,812 --> 00:04:22,986 ♪ Oh, we will be here 104 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:25,057 ♪ We are the Knight Squad 105 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:26,680 ♪ Hey 106 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,201 - ♪ Ah 107 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:31,995 ♪ Na, na, nana 108 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:34,895 ♪ Na, na, nana, na, na 109 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:36,310 - Hey, Buttercup. 110 00:04:36,414 --> 00:04:37,967 I'm rigging the saltshaker so that... 111 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,349 - [salt sprinkling] 112 00:04:40,452 --> 00:04:41,660 - That'll happen! 113 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:44,042 Ha, ha! You got Saged. 114 00:04:46,216 --> 00:04:48,529 - Happy Armor Day! Boy, you got Saged. 115 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,153 Speaking of which, present time! 116 00:04:54,224 --> 00:04:56,951 It's a diorama of the day we met at knight school. 117 00:04:57,055 --> 00:04:59,575 Here's the mean kids laughing at me. 118 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:01,197 - Oh, yeah. 119 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,304 And that's me, telling them to leave you alone or I'll-- 120 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:07,583 - BOTH: --use their windpipes as crazy straws. 121 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:12,519 - Aww, this is so sweet, Butty Butt. 122 00:05:12,622 --> 00:05:14,555 Now, my gift to you... 123 00:05:14,659 --> 00:05:16,246 is, um... 124 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,560 the honor of carrying it home for me. 125 00:05:19,664 --> 00:05:21,321 - Yay! I have a job! 126 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:25,532 - [door shuts] 127 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:28,707 - Sage, Sage, Sage. 128 00:05:28,811 --> 00:05:31,331 - Fizz! Try the salt. 129 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:35,783 - Buttercup gave you a present, and you gave her a job? 130 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:36,888 - She was thrilled. 131 00:05:36,991 --> 00:05:38,510 - She's heartbroken! 132 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:39,891 - How would you know? 133 00:05:39,994 --> 00:05:41,927 - I've broken a few hearts in my day. 134 00:05:43,446 --> 00:05:45,690 - I think I would know if Buttercup was upset. 135 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:47,347 She's my bestie. 136 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:51,765 - Or maybe you're the worst bestie ever. 137 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:53,283 A worstie! 138 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,183 - Why are you even talking to me? 139 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:59,013 Are you, like, the... knight school janitor? 140 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:00,636 - That's right, I clean things. 141 00:06:00,739 --> 00:06:03,052 And right now, mm, you're a mess. 142 00:06:05,192 --> 00:06:08,264 - Fine. What's a good Armor Day gift? 143 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,992 - Get her something beautiful, like... 144 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:13,959 a unicorn blossom. 145 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:15,996 - Those are almost impossible to find. 146 00:06:16,099 --> 00:06:17,342 - You're welcome. 147 00:06:19,102 --> 00:06:20,449 - I didn't say thank you. 148 00:06:20,552 --> 00:06:21,691 - [whispers] You will. 149 00:06:23,659 --> 00:06:25,177 - ♪ Na, na, na, na 150 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:26,420 ♪ Oh 151 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:27,766 - Where's Arc? 152 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:30,597 Is he afraid Prudy's butt will bump him over the cliff? 153 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,221 - It's not my fault you non-giants 154 00:06:34,324 --> 00:06:36,499 are so easily airborne. 155 00:06:36,603 --> 00:06:37,569 - Arc's not feeling well. 156 00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:39,019 He, um... 157 00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:40,607 swallowed a toothbrush. 158 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:42,505 - Ah, been there. 159 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,958 - Oh, there's Sir Gareth. Let's ask him. 160 00:06:47,061 --> 00:06:48,684 - Sir Gareth, we were wondering if we could p-- 161 00:06:48,787 --> 00:06:52,170 - --perform your ridiculous Armor Day dance thing? 162 00:06:52,273 --> 00:06:53,516 No. 163 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:56,139 - Well, actually, it's a song and dance revue called... 164 00:06:56,243 --> 00:06:59,695 - BOTH: "The Sound of Armor." 165 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:01,973 - Yes, you-you did it last year. 166 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:04,044 And it still haunts my dreams. 167 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:10,878 - Don't listen to him. Your show is hilarious. 168 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:12,432 - It's not a comedy. 169 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:17,506 - [poof] 170 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:21,302 - Happy Armor Day, Sir Gareth! 171 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:25,686 - Wizard Hogancross, so nice of you to poof in. 172 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:28,413 Perhaps a little... pre-poof warning next time. 173 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:31,727 - Oh, stop dithering and get the students' attention. 174 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:32,728 I'll help. 175 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:33,936 - [zap] 176 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:36,490 - [trumpets like an elephant] 177 00:07:36,594 --> 00:07:38,458 - Students! 178 00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:43,635 Yea, I'm the great and powerful wizard, Hogancross. 179 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,016 Ooh! 180 00:07:46,707 --> 00:07:50,124 - Wow, Hogancross has to be a thousand years old. 181 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:52,713 - [indignantly] I'm 985! 182 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:56,890 - You're gonna make us do the elephant thing, aren't you? 183 00:07:56,993 --> 00:07:59,893 - [trumpeting like elephants] 184 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:01,204 - [snickering] 185 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:03,241 - One squad will have the extreme honor 186 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:06,589 of hosting Wizard Hogancross for our Armor Day feast. 187 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:08,453 - And you will hide-- 188 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:09,972 - [zap] 189 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,353 - HOGANCROSS: --the chocolate armor. 190 00:08:12,457 --> 00:08:15,115 - [laughs] Who wants to volunteer to host? 191 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:17,255 - Ugh, that thing sounds like a nightmare. 192 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:20,361 We don't want him to pick us. Stop smiling! 193 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:23,019 - I can't! I have resting happy face. 194 00:08:24,745 --> 00:08:28,887 - Which squad has the most Armor Day spirit? 195 00:08:28,991 --> 00:08:31,718 - ARC: Happy Armor Daaaaay! 196 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,236 - [thud] 197 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:35,963 - Toothbrushes for everybody! 198 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,655 - Oh, no. 199 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:38,690 - Toothbrushes! 200 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:40,243 - [toothbrushes clacking on ground] 201 00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:42,522 - Sir Gareth? Open up. 202 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:49,494 - Clearly this flippy young lad has the most spirit. 203 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:50,633 - Boom! 204 00:08:50,737 --> 00:08:53,774 Phoenix Squad wins. See you at the feast. 205 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,362 - Yeah! 206 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:57,053 I heard the words "win" and "feast." 207 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,330 That's never bad. 208 00:08:59,228 --> 00:09:00,781 - That's very bad. 209 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:03,404 The hosts have to know everything about Armor Day. 210 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:04,544 - Relax. 211 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:06,615 We know the customs. We're all Dragon Bloods. 212 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:07,754 - Right. 213 00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:10,480 Imagine how bad it would be if we weren't. 214 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:16,141 - The best part is the hosts are in charge of entertainment. 215 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:17,487 - Sir Gareth? [chuckles] 216 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,489 You can't have dinner without a-- 217 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,319 - BOTH: --show! 218 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:22,527 - No! 219 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:24,909 - I'm sorry, did you say no? Or-- 220 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:26,255 - BOTH: --show? 221 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:29,223 - Uh, no. 222 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:36,127 - You were supposed to lay low. 223 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,784 - Well, I can't prove I belong here 224 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:41,339 if I'm stuck in the rec room bump bumping like a chump. 225 00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:43,583 - Well, now we have to host the feast for Hogancross. 226 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:46,758 - He's the wizard from the story? 227 00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:50,175 You think he'll let me touch his beard? 228 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,455 - Arc, he's gonna expect perfection at the feast. 229 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,837 One false move and you'll be kicked out of knight school. 230 00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:58,425 - Come on, he's a sweet old guy. 231 00:09:58,528 --> 00:10:00,220 - HOGANCROSS: [yells indignantly] 232 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:04,258 Brushing your own teeth on Armor Day? 233 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:07,641 You don't belong in knight school! 234 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,091 Be gone! 235 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:10,610 - [zap, poof] 236 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,269 - Still think he's a sweet old guy? 237 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:20,136 - ♪ Oh, nana 238 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,139 ♪ Nana, na, na, na 239 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,486 - This-this-this is gonna be okay, okay? 240 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,419 Hogancross is not gonna poof me away. 241 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:29,007 I'm not freaking out! 242 00:10:31,561 --> 00:10:34,426 - If only someone had told you to lay low. 243 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,014 Oh, wait, someone did. 244 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,397 - I should've listened to you. I'm sorry. 245 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,192 Please help me stay in knight school. 246 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:43,297 - I'm not going to help you. 247 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,783 - [tinkling] 248 00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:47,957 - I'm gonna help you! 249 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:49,545 - But you're the same person. 250 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,617 You do know that, right? 251 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,620 - Of course I know that. 252 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,346 But you'll actually listen to me as the princess 253 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,727 because I intimidate you. 254 00:10:58,830 --> 00:10:59,935 - That's not true. 255 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,454 I'm sorry, Your Majesty. 256 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,319 - Okay, we have six hours to get you ready. 257 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,011 Let's hit the books. 258 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:10,393 - Bookshelf, give me every book on Armor Day customs. 259 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:12,568 - [whooshing, whacking] 260 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,090 - Or let the books hit you! 261 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:21,784 - ♪ 262 00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,580 ♪ Nana, na, na 263 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,789 - Ooh, how much for this orange? 264 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:29,447 And do you charge for Armor Day giftwrapping? 265 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,000 - An orange?! - [yelps] 266 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,798 - You're giving your bestie rotten fruit? 267 00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:39,560 - I looked everywhere. No one sells unicorn blossoms. 268 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:42,322 So she's just gonna have to take this disgusting orange. 269 00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:43,979 Do better, Larry. 270 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,983 - You can't buy a unicorn blossom. 271 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,156 You have to pick one. 272 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,640 - [scoffs] No way! 273 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,781 They only grow in the pit of explosions! 274 00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:55,369 And to get there, you have to cross the River of Fire 275 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,130 and go through the Forest of Stabby Things. 276 00:11:58,441 --> 00:11:59,546 - Spoken like a true worstie. 277 00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:01,410 - I am not a worstie! 278 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,447 Fine, I'll do it. 279 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,897 But not because you told me to. 280 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:13,146 - [pipe and drum festival music] 281 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,909 - Some corn, Wizard Hogancross? 282 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,152 - Delightful! 283 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:21,982 - Some butter? 284 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:23,259 - [splat] 285 00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,503 - Ah, pit butter! Marvelous. 286 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,472 I must say, young Arc, 287 00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:32,855 you are nailing every Armor Day tradition. 288 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,132 Good show! 289 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:40,518 - He's impressed... by you! 290 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:43,038 - I'm just as surprised as you are. 291 00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:45,005 - A toast! 292 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:49,630 Phoenix Squad, this feast was extremely lit. 293 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,323 To Armor Day! 294 00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,566 - ALL: To Armor Day! 295 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,811 - Oh, Wizard, now it's time for you to find the chocolate armor. 296 00:12:57,915 --> 00:13:02,298 - Not so fast. First, I must complete 297 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:06,302 the ceremonial 15 spin. 298 00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:07,648 - [enthusiastic applause] 299 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:10,099 - Oh, wait, are you sure you should be spinning at... 300 00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:11,376 your age, Your Wizardness? 301 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:15,484 - Nonsense! Witness the Hogancross tornado. 302 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,175 [inhales deeply] 303 00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:23,872 - ALL: [slowly] Onnnneeee. 304 00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:32,708 Twoooo. 305 00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,402 - My hiding place is awesome. 306 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:39,370 He's never gonna find that chocolate armor. 307 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,234 - What? He's supposed to find it. 308 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:44,064 He pretends to look, but it's always hidden under his chair. 309 00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,170 - Oh, man, I-I must've learned so many things today, 310 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,585 I-I forgot one. 311 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,587 - Because you took five books to the head! 312 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,142 - Well, the good news is-- is that it's-- 313 00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:54,799 it's technically under his chair. 314 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,352 Way under. 315 00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:59,597 Way... way, way under. 316 00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:04,084 - Please tell me you didn't throw it off the cliff. 317 00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,948 - I threw it off the cliff. 318 00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:06,984 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey 319 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,298 - ♪ 320 00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,059 ♪ Hey, hey 321 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,026 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 322 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,201 - As soon as Hogancross finishes the 15 spins, 323 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,719 he's gonna look for the chocolate armor. 324 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,135 That could be any second. 325 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:25,174 - ALL: Seveeeen 326 00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:28,971 - Okay, not any second, but soon. 327 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:31,422 - I don't know why I thought I could fake being a Dragon Blood. 328 00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:34,528 Clearly I don't belong here. - You can't just give up. 329 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:35,944 - Great, another thing I can't do. 330 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,328 - Well, we can still fix this. We just have to buy some time. 331 00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:44,469 - CROWD: Eiiiight. 332 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:46,402 - Wizard Hogancross! 333 00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:48,197 We have a special surprise for you. 334 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:51,028 - Ooh, I do love surprises. 335 00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:55,860 - It's a song and dance revue called "The Sound of Armor"! 336 00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:59,415 - Oh my goblin! - Prudy, it's happening! 337 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,590 - No, no, this is not happening. 338 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,040 I clearly said-- 339 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,593 and they're wearing sparkly outfits. 340 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,388 - [drumroll] 341 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,908 - Say, Warwick, what's that sound? 342 00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,944 - I hear it. It's getting louder. 343 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:11,807 It's-- 344 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,879 - BOTH: --the sound of armor! 345 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,333 - Five, six, seven, eight. 346 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,162 - [rhythmic cymbal intro] 347 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:24,509 [Sung to the tune of "The Hot Honey Rag"] 348 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,028 ♪ Do, do, do, dodo, do 349 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:26,856 ♪ Armor 350 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,341 ♪ Do, do, do, dodo, do 351 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:29,342 ♪ A wizard 352 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:30,653 ♪ Do, do, do, dodo, do 353 00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:32,034 ♪ Toothbrush 354 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,348 - I'm not watching this. You-you can't make me! 355 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,452 - Oh, yes I can. 356 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:37,833 - [zap] 357 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,147 - I can't-- I can't close my eyes! 358 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,976 - [music continues] 359 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:53,435 - Okay, let's find that armor. 360 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,299 Arc, hurry up! 361 00:15:55,402 --> 00:15:57,025 - ARC: [screams] 362 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,027 - [thud] 363 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,581 - Too much hurrying. 364 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,721 - Oops! 365 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:05,757 Guess my hands are still covered in pit butter. 366 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,523 - I don't see the armor. What are we gonna do? 367 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,525 - We're gonna hide 'cause there's a giant packrat coming! 368 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,354 - [clacking] 369 00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:20,048 - [deep, long burp] 370 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:25,053 - Ugh! That thing's digusting! 371 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,055 - Yeah, we have them all over Seagate. 372 00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:30,058 They're half human, half rat, and love trash. 373 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:34,096 - Oh, a broken umbrella! Bada bing! 374 00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,552 - The chocolate armor! Let's get it! 375 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:42,863 - Oh, we have to be careful. 376 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,693 They have a deadly venomous tail. 377 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:45,970 Watch. 378 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,870 - [sizzling] 379 00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:53,736 - That'll teach ya to sneak up on me, rock! 380 00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,431 - Oh, man! She's in a bad mood. 381 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,055 - That's a she? 382 00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,885 - Isn't it obvious? 383 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,752 - ♪ 384 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:10,719 ♪ Ha 385 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,754 ♪ Na, na, nana 386 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:13,963 ♪ Na, na, nana, na, na 387 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,277 - Ooh, that looks yummy! 388 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:18,554 - Warlock! - [snaps] 389 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,177 - Get the lady a fruit punch. 390 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,281 - Comin' right up! 391 00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:23,766 - [thud] 392 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:30,083 - [slurps] 393 00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:32,637 Mm, just like Momma used to punch! 394 00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:33,949 [giggles] 395 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,814 - [pants] 396 00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:39,886 [coughs] 397 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:41,819 - Sage, are okay? 398 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,028 - [scoffs] Been better. 399 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,996 Happy... Armor Day! 400 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,929 - An Armor Day gift from you? 401 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,862 But... you're my bestie! 402 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:53,313 That's a present I get every day. 403 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,695 - Aww, that's so sweet. 404 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,490 It makes me uncomfortable. Open the box. 405 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,632 - [sniffs] [shrieks] 406 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:02,874 A unicorn blossom! 407 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:04,428 I'm super... allergic to those! 408 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:05,636 [snorts] [yelps] 409 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:07,189 - What? Are you serious? 410 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:10,158 - Oh, right, you mentioned that yesterday! 411 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:11,297 - [sneezes] 412 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,608 - Fizzwick! 413 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,852 You told me this would be the perfect Armor Day gift! 414 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:16,854 - It is the perfect gift... for my mom! 415 00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:18,511 That's why I tricked you! 416 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:19,753 - Are you serious? 417 00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:21,445 - I can't feel my tongue! 418 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,827 - Nice seeing you, Buttercup! Happy Armor Day! 419 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,211 - Remind me to exact my revenge on that twerp! 420 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:31,317 - [blubbering] Yay, I have another job! 421 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,423 - ♪ 422 00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:35,631 ♪ Hey 423 00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:37,909 - How are we gonna get him away from the armor? 424 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,704 - Don't worry. I have a plan. 425 00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,223 - Ugh! 426 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:43,915 Your plan stinks. 427 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,504 - Exactly. Packrats love dirty socks. 428 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:51,716 - [sniffs] 429 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,615 Oh, socks! 430 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,996 Bada boom, bada booyah! 431 00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,105 - Okay, I'll go grab the armor. 432 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:04,557 - Uh, maybe I should grab it. You have pit butter hands. 433 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,112 - [clanks] 434 00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,286 - Hey! 435 00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:12,185 Get your mitts off my trash! 436 00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,394 - [sizzling] 437 00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:15,361 - [growls] 438 00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,156 Give me back my stuff, you mooks! 439 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,572 - [sizzling] 440 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:20,918 - [growls] 441 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,575 - Toss me the armor! 442 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,889 - You mess with the rat, you get the tail! 443 00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:29,340 - [sizzling] 444 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,722 - Oh, quick, get to the rope! Packrats are afraid of heights. 445 00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,413 - [suspenseful music] 446 00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,105 - Arc, jump! 447 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,280 - PACKRAT: [grunts frantically] 448 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,700 - CIARRA: Happy Armor Day! 449 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:47,116 - [cheerfully] Thanks! Hope you fall! 450 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,637 - ♪ Armor, armor, armor, yeah 451 00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,329 ♪ Do, do, dodo, do 452 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:53,399 ♪ Magic 453 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:56,540 [drumroll] 454 00:19:56,643 --> 00:20:00,199 ♪ 455 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:03,305 - I haven't seen moves like that 456 00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:06,377 since I was on "Dancing With the Wizards." 457 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:09,518 - Good goblin, Wizard, let me blink! 458 00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:10,795 - [zap] 459 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:12,625 - Oh, so dry! 460 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,283 - [sizzling] - [screams in pain] 461 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,526 Why is there a cup of lemon juice on the table! 462 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,980 - Oh, Wizard Hogancross, 463 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,879 all that's left is the hunt for the chocolate armor. 464 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:29,745 - Ah. Let the search begin. 465 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:32,679 Where oh where can it be? 466 00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:39,583 Where oh where-- ahh! Found it! 467 00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:46,279 This was a perfect Armor Day feast. 468 00:20:46,383 --> 00:20:49,006 Thank you, Phoenix Squad... 469 00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:52,043 and especially young Arc. 470 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:54,943 - That's me. I'm Arc! 471 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,325 I did it! 472 00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,534 - Of course you did, because you belong here. 473 00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:02,606 - Even though I'm not from Astoria? 474 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,298 - Especially because you're not from Astoria. 475 00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:07,162 You know things the rest of us don't. 476 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,613 That's what's gonna make you a great knight. 477 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:12,167 - Thanks. It'd mean a lot more 478 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,100 if you could tell me that as the princess. 479 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,344 - Don't ruin this. 480 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,449 - Well, students, it's getting late 481 00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:21,556 for an 1,000-year-old man to be up. 482 00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:23,489 Wizards-- [clears throat]-- 483 00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:24,835 we bounce. 484 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,112 - [poof] 485 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,459 - Oh, I'm so glad he's gone. 486 00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:30,323 - [poof] 487 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:31,462 - And he's back. 488 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,983 I missed you. 489 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,433 - Hold that. 490 00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:43,025 I so loved your show. I must see it one more time. 491 00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:46,546 - Oh my goblin! - Prudy, it's happening again! 492 00:21:48,859 --> 00:21:50,757 - Five, six, seven, eight! 493 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:52,345 - ♪ Do, do, do, dodo, do 494 00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,139 ♪ Armor 495 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,589 ♪ Do, do, do, dodo, do 496 00:21:54,692 --> 00:21:55,728 ♪ Wizard 497 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:59,663 - [yelling in agony] No! 498 00:22:02,631 --> 00:22:03,701 - ♪ 499 00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:04,806 - ♪ Hey 500 00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:07,395 ♪ Ah 501 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,536 ♪ Ah 502 00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:12,434 ♪ Hey 503 00:22:12,538 --> 00:22:14,609 ♪ Ah 504 00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:18,164 ♪ Ah 505 00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:19,855 ♪ Hey 506 00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:22,410 ♪ Ah 507 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,517 ♪ Ah 508 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:27,518 ♪ Hey