- ♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ Hey, hey, hey
- Astoria Castle's beautiful.
- Hey, why are you in my wagon?
- Remember when I politely asked you
to give me a ride to knight school?
- No. - Neither do I.
- [grunts]
- See ya!
- [growls]
- I'm gonna miss us!
- ♪
- Wazow!
- ALL: Oh!
- Nailed it!
- MAN: People of Astoria!
I am... comin', comin', comin' through.
I am Sir Gareth the Often Injured.
- [clank] - Ow!
- [clank]
- There is an opening in our legendary knight school.
Do you have what it takes to defend our kingdom
from Riker and his evil army?
- You know it!
- Wasn't really asking.
This is kind of part of my speech.
Phoenix Squad is looking to add a new member.
Will it to be you?
- Yeah!
Another fake question. Got it, yeah.
- You'll get the chance to train alongside Ciarra the Brave,
Mistress of Kicks.
- And master of... whatever this is called.
- [clank] - [gasping]
- [whoosh]
- [clank]
- Prudence the Powerful.
She may only be a quarter giant, but she has giant strength.
- [yells]
I'm gonna be the first giant to become a knight.
It was almost my uncle, but then he...
stepped on his teacher.
- And finally, Warwick.
His father and his grandfather were both knights.
- Yup, I'm a third-generation knight,
first-generation stud.
And I'm super fast with my feet.
- [clank]
- I-I-I'm still working on my hands.
- Sign-ups shall begin momentarily.
Can I get a cheer for Astoria?
- ALL: For Astoria!
- What, so it's okay for them to answer?
- I told you these wannabes had to beg for a new member.
Oh, hi, Ciarra.
I was just talking about how lame you are.
- Must've been a short conversation.
Up top, Prudy!
Ow!
- Sorry.
- Hello, Sir.
The name's Arc, and I've dreamed of becoming a knight
since I was a baby. Now, my first toy was a dagger.
My second was a first aid kit.
- Well, it sounds like you have wonderful parents.
But you do know that knight school's only for those
descended from noble Dragon Bloods.
- Of course!
You think I'd climb Spider Mountain,
cross the Zombie Swamp,
and hitch a ride on a sweaty ogre's wagon
without knowing all the details?
- [laughs] Yeah, that would be pretty dumb.
- Yeah.
- All I need now is your class fee, which is 2,000 gold pieces.
- Shut your one good eye!
I mean... let me go collect my allowance.
I'll be back in 72 years.
- ♪ Hey, hey-- hey
- ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-- hey
♪ Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh
♪ Whoa, oh, oh-- hey
♪ Whoa, oh, oh
♪ Whoa, we will be here
♪ We are the Knight Squad
♪ Hey
- ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-- hey
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Hey, hey-- hey
- Okay, if I were a princess, where would I keep my tiara?
- [tinkling]
- Of course. In my bling cabinet.
- You'd look adorbs in that pink one.
- Yeah, well, pink's not really my-- oh!
Your Majesty?
I know this looks like I'm stealing your tiara.
- A little bit.
- But if that bothers you,
I can steal that pixie crystal ring instead.
- If you liked this ring,
you're gonna love the bottom of my shoe.
- Well, if you can't solve this without violence,
then I'm just gonna have to leave.
- [whoosh] - Wazow!
- Hello, ticket to knight school.
- [whoosh] - [rippling sound]
- Hello, super-sharp arrow.
- [cape ripping] - Oh!
- ♪
- Oh, man. He got away.
- [funky music]
- Princess, are you okay?
- Someone stole one of my tiaras.
- Release the dragons!
- Dad, we don't have dragons. You keep releasing them.
- Honey, you should've called for help.
- Why? None of your guards
could've pinned that thief from my balcony.
- Is that the part where you bring up--
- It's my dream to be a knight. - And there it is.
- Father, I am a brave warrior who was born to defend Astoria.
Please let me go to knight school, Daddy!
Please, please, please, please, please?
- Sweetheart, we've been over this.
Your sister still hasn't returned
from battling Riker's army.
You're all I have left. I can't risk losing you.
- But Dad-- - Don't but me!
I'm the king of buts!
- Well, I might need your permission
to go to knight school, Dad.
- [tinkling]
- But Ciarra doesn't.
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey
- Paid the fee, check.
Good with a sword, check.
Looks like a knight....
Close enough.
- All right, am I in or am I so in?
- Oh, you are so in!
[laughs] Welcome to knight school.
Now class, I will need one squad
to volunteer to help with today's lesson.
- Watch this.
Boo! - [screams]
- Phoenix Squad,
I'll take your pathetic childlike screams as a yes.
- Too easy.
- Today you will learn
that danger lurks where you least expect it.
- [ominous music]
- That statue just came to life--
and he looks like a meanie!
- We can take him. Draw your swords!
- That's a stone warrior. Swords won't work on him.
I got this. - But we're a team.
- Shh, let the boy do his thing!
- STONE WARRIOR: [grunts]
- ♪
- Time for you to meet my friend, Cliff.
- STONE WARRIOR: [grunts]
- Yes!
- Oh, yes!
That was Cliff!
Because you threw him off a cliff!
[laughs]
Extra credit for heroic wordplay.
Your squad can now select a bonus quest.
- [whoosh]
- CIARRA: Yes!
- Yeah, sweet! A bonus quest!
I'd be more excited if I knew what that was.
- It's a chance to get extra points,
which we desperately need.
- But we're in last place.
If we fail the quest, we'll be kicked out of knight school.
- Do you know how disappointed my dad will be
if I get kicked out?
My name is WARwick, not Peacewick.
- Well, let's do an easy one.
What's the Quest of the Golden Dagger?
- It's just the hardest one. Very hard.
Your squad must retrieve my golden dagger
from the mighty beast who stole it.
He also stole my left hand.
This one's-- this one's metal.
- [clanking]
- So is my, uh, left butt cheek.
Story for another day.
- Way to go, Arc.
- Now we just have to pick a quest by the end of the day.
- If you make it to the end of the day,
that's a Phoenix Squad new guy record.
- That's strange.
The princess has that exact same ring.
- Uh... she's a princess. She has things.
That's what they do. They have things.
- Okay, the running away didn't make it any less weird.
- ♪
♪ Hey-- hey, hey
- It's okay. Your secret's safe.
- Actually, I think Arc figured it out.
- No, he didn't.
Aah!
You're not allowed in my room! I mean, the princess's room.
- Drop the act, all right?
I've been to the Pixie Crystal River.
I know that ring can transform you and that you're the--
- KING: Princess? - What he said.
Now would be a good time to press that ring.
- [tinkling]
- Whoa! - [knock on door]
- Princess, there's something I need to know.
Does this new crown make me look younger?
- Like a prince.
- What would I do without you, sweetie?
- So what were you saying about not being the princess?
- Okay, I'm the princess.
I can't believe you found out. No one in this kingdom knows.
- This is so cool!
I'm hanging out with a princess.
What should I do? Bow, curtsy?
- That curtsy looks like you're taking a poop.
And what kind of Dragon Blood
doesn't know how to act around a princess?
Wait a second. You're not a Dragon Blood.
- Of course I am! I'm Sir Arc,
the guy who did not sleep behind the castle last night.
You're right, I'm not a Dragon Blood.
- Then who are you?
- The truth is...
my homeland was captured by Riker's army.
The only way I can save my people
is by becoming a Knight of Astoria.
But...
they don't let people like me become knights.
- You're not the only one.
My dad is so worried about my safety,
he won't let me go to knight school.
Up until a year ago, I still slept in my crib.
- Good night, my little baby.
- I am a teenager!
[groans]
- You're a princess. I mean, that's gotta be great.
- Don't get me wrong. It rocks.
I have a 24-hour snack catapault.
Corndog!
- [whoosh]
- I wanna be a princess!
- But being a knight has always been dream.
That's why I have to pretend to be Ciarra.
- Wow. We both have the same dream.
You know, maybe we can help each other.
Think about it. I know your secret.
- And I know yours.
You're wearing ladies' battle pants.
- I am? Well, I make it work.
- It would be nice having someone watch my back.
But how do I know I can trust you with my secret?
- It's not like you have a choice.
- Mm, I can lock you in the tower for the rest of your life.
- Yeah, let's go back to the trust thing.
- ♪ Ah, oh
♪ Na, na, na
- Arc, you're gonna love the Tasty Trunk.
And it's owned by a warlock,
so everything is served with a side of what the heck.
- You mean like a tree gnome giving me the stink eye?
- With Arc on our squad, we're one step closer to becoming
knights and convincing the princess to be my boo.
- Warwick has a crush on the princess.
What do you think about that, Ciarra?
- I have a feeling he's not her type.
- Actually, I think they'd make a cute couple.
- Thanks, Arc.
You know nothing, Ciarra.
- Uh, four vanilla floats, please.
- [whoosh] - [tinkling]
- Well, hello there, Team Last Place.
Oh, hi, I'm Sage, the nicest girl in knight school.
- Yeah, you're not creepy at all.
- I'm Buttercup! - Quiet, But.
So, have you guys figured out what quest you're gonna fail?
- Sage, you're just jealous 'cause our squad is lit
now that we have Arc.
- Well, if you're so lit, then why don't you take on
the Quest of the Golden Dagger?
- [gasping]
- [clank]
- Unless you're scared.
- Uh, breathe, Ciarra.
Don't let her send you into a Sage rage.
- Oh, come on.
I thought you were the Phoenix Squad, not the Chicken Squad!
Bak-bak-aah!
- You know what? We're the Phoenix Squad.
We're gonna get that golden dagger.
That's right. I said it!
Oh no, I said it!
- You sure did!
And when you fail...
you're gonna get kicked out of knight school.
Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys.
Just kidding! You're the worst.
- It's my birthday! [giggles]
- All right, guys, I know the Phoenix Squad
has been in the toilet.
- Wait, who told him about my accident?
Oh, not what you're talking about.
- But maybe, just maybe, we can defeat the beast
with sweet moves like this.
- [whoosh]
- Wazow!
- Wazow?
Arc's the thief!
- Yeah, he is. He stole my flip moves.
- ♪
♪ Whoa
♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- Who's ready to get their quest on?
- What was that thing you yelled out in the Tasty Trunk?
Wazow?
- Yeah, it's like my catchphrase.
Imagine if "whassup" and "wow" had a baby,
that beautiful child is "wazow."
- You know who else said that? The guy who stole my tiara.
- What?
Someone stole my catchphrase and your tiara?
Man, that guy sounds like a real jerk.
- I know it was you.
- Okay, it was me.
But... I needed to steal your tiara
so I could go to knight school.
- You are the only person I've ever trusted with my secret,
and you lied to my face.
- Okay, you're right. I'll-I'll never do it again.
- How can I believe anything you say?
Without trust, you can't be a part of the Phoenix Squad.
- Wait.
Did you just kick me out of the squad?
- You kicked yourself out.
- ♪
- [ominous music]
- [howling]
- [loud snoring]
- There's the cave where the beast sleeps.
- We really shouldn't be doing this without Arc.
- Yeah, well, Arc said he's quitting knight school
to become a... a... moat lifeguard.
- But we need him.
I'm useless...ly pleading for you to forget that I said that.
- He's gone.
And the Phoenix Squad will be gone too
if we don't get the dagger back by the end of class.
- [snoring]
- All right!
Time to wake the beast up and let him know breakfast is here.
Did you get me those noise fairies?
- Yup!
They were on sale at the Fairy Queen.
- [pop] - [tinkling]
- Buttercup?
This jar says "Nose Fairies," not "Noise Fairies."
- That explains why they were on sale!
Oh.
- Oh no, I think I'm gonna sneeze!
- Take cover!
- [pants]
Ahh.... Achoo!
- [rumbling] - [growl]
[growl]
- Heh! Works for me.
- [stomping]
- Prepare for the biggest fight of your life.
- [clanking]
- [growls]
- Against the tiniest creature ever.
- [growls]
- PRUDENCE: He's so cute!
I just wanna pinch his widdle cheeks!
- [growls]
- Oof!
We've got another meanie on our hands!
- [growls] - [screaming]
- Arc! Thank you, I will have a seat.
Why so glum?
You like me after that goblin swallowed my kneecap.
- It's my squad.
They went to fight the beast without me.
- But they took Warwick?
Oh. Bold choice, okay.
- Well, it's a long story.
But Ciarra doesn't trust me anymore because I stole her--
her-her-her favorite sword move, the stab 'n dab.
- Do you know the difference between trust and my left hand?
Trust is something that you can get back.
- [clanking]
- Well, Ciarra's never gonna forgive me.
- Not if you don't get off your sorry rump
and give her a reason to.
A true knight never quits on his squad.
- ♪
- [growls]
- We have to run.
- But if we leave, we'll never become knights.
- But we'll be alive, which is pretty cool too.
- Man, I wish Arc was here.
- Wazow!
Aah!
- Whoa, am I wizard?
- You came back?
- Well, a true knight never gives up on their squad.
- Warwick, you're the fastest.
Get back to class and tell them we're coming with the dagger.
- No problem, guys. You can count on me.
- [sighs]
He's totally going the wrong way.
- So?
Since I saved you and all, think I can have a second chance?
- But this isn't the time to talk about it.
- What? Are you still mad at me?
- I'm mostly disappointed. He's mad.
- [growls]
- Okay, looks like the two of us are gonna have to take him down.
We've gotta get in his head.
- [growls]
- [grunting]
- Yeah, what do you got that we don't got?
- [whoosh]
- Fire! He's got fire!
- Yeah!
- [whoosh]
- What are we gonna do now?
- Okay, I-I think I know how we can do this together,
but you're gonna have to trust me.
- [tinkling]
- Excuse me, woodland creature.
Your princess has come to challenge you to a dance battle.
- [dance music]
♪
- Now!
- Take that! - Wazow!
- BEAST: [groans] - [thud]
- Okay, that was pretty awesome,
except for when you stole my catchphrase.
- You can have "wazow" back when I get my tiara back.
- ♪
- And that is why you never try to milk a horse in battle.
Oh no, where are Arc and Ciarra?
- [yelling]
[grunting]
- BOTH: Nothing!
- I believe this belongs to you.
- [chuckles] My beloved golden dagger!
[laughs] Thank you!
- We worked so hard to eliminate them,
and now they're right back in it!
- So does that mean
you don't want these leftover nose fairies?
- [tinkling]
- Aah--
- Sorry! I'll pick them out!
- Thanks again for coming to help, Sir Arc the Trustworthy.
- Now that name is... completely lame.
What about Sir Arc the Guy Getting Chased by an Ogre?
- I don't get it. - You will!
- Come back here, you!
- Hey, don't break him! We need him!
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Oh
♪ Na, na, na
- ♪
♪ Hey
♪ Ah
♪ Hey
♪
♪ Hey
♪
♪ Ah
♪ Hey