-I never want this party to end! -Hi!
Oh, never mind. This is way better. Whoo!
[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[surprised] Huh?
[singing] ♪ Happy, happy birthday, your birthday is right now ♪
-[screams] Aah! -♪ So happy happy birthday to my best friend Master Frown! ♪
♪ It's time to eat some cake and these presents are for you ♪
♪ I also made a banner so whoopy-doopy doo! ♪
[yells] Happy birthday!
Enough already! I hate my birthday!
But birthday are your special day when everything goes your way!
Not for me! Birthdays just remind me
that I've spent another year as a low level Doom Lord
who can't even ruin anybody's day without messing up.
[whistling]
[sneaky laugh]
So this year I give up.
I'm gonna let this birthday be what it always is...
terrible!
♪ Gloomy birthday to me
♪ Hopeless birthday to me-- [surprised] Huh?
Oh, man, I'm losing' my balance! Sir, a little help?
No way it's that easy.
Oh, real nice, man!
[chuckles] Sweet!
But my birthday still stinks.
Mm... I do love me a fine pie.
[surprised] Oh!
Ahhh! Oh, real nice, man.
Oh, man, could this finally be a good birthday? [gasps]
-[heavenly chorus] -It is a good birthday.
Oh! No, no, no.
[screams] Why would you stand so close to a cactus?
Oh, real nice, man!
♪ Happy birthday to me! Woo-hoo!
Happy birthday indeed, Master Frown.
Great job cactus kid, we're clear.
-Thanks Unikitty. -We nailed it, bro!
But really, all this for Frown?
Yes! Master Frown has been a grumpy little grump his whole life.
But everyone deserves a happy birthday,
so I'm gonna cheer him up whether he likes it or not.
Good thing I was able to smuggle out his secret birthday list with my
espionage skills!
[screams] Espionage!
Okay everyone, continue with Stage 1.
Depress Random People in the Kingdom!
Alright, next on Frown's list:
Make a Bunny Cry.
Ready the bunny!
Ooh, hope I don't drop it.
[gasps] Butterfingers. [evil fingers]
[sobs]
Very realistic crying. What's next?
Spoil a Bowl of Soup.
Very specific, but okay!
[screams] Let's get to it people!
[buttons beeping]
-[sneaky laugh] -Will you pass the salt, young man?
Oh, sure thing, old timer.
Here you go. Oops.
Hope you like it salty, grandpa!
[muffled] I don't like it salty...
This is the best birthday I've ever had!
Unikitty, this might be your best work!
And we're not done yet,
'cause now it's time for... Stage Two:
Mess With People Who Actually Matter.
[muffled] Hey, we matter!
Oh, yes, yes, yes of course you do.
Who is that?
Okay ready. What do I do again?
Just let him take your candy
and then act real sad.
You got it, sis!
I'll take that!--
-Wait, who are you talking to? -Who are you talking to?
What? I'm talking to you!
Okay.
[Unikitty] Little bro say your line, "Oh, no, my lollipop!"
Oh, no, my lollipop.
[Unikitty] Now say, "Wahh!"
Wah!
[laughing] Yes! Cry your bitter tears!
Nice job, little bro.
Stop it! We're not related, weirdo!
It's beatdown time, buster!
Ha! I'm not scared of you, tough guy.
Frown's on a winning streak today!
Not for long!
[Unikitty] Remember, you have to let Frown win!
Man, do I have to?
It's on the list. [yells] Let him win!
Ugh. Fine!
Frown, stop right there. You're gonna get it now.
Bring it, bird man!
Okay.
[groaning]
[struggling]
Too slow! Whoa!
[flat voice] You move so fast. I cannot land a hit.
That's right, taste the pain!
[weak slaps]
[groans]
[grunts]
[flat voice] Oh, no! Frown is too good, I am defeated!
Don't quit your day job, Wimpodile!
You're no match for a real champion like Master Frown!
[moans]
-[Master Frown laughing] -That was the most painful battle I've ever fought.
[Unikitty] You're a true hero, Hawk.
Rick, he's headed your way. Get ready to lose your page.
[flat voice] Without my trusty bookmark, I would lose my page. I hope no one takes it...
Snatch. Lost you pages!
[growling]
Nice acting Rick, your angry face looks so real!
[angrily] Happy... to help.
[squeals]
Alright, next on the list is Mess Up the Lab.
Dr. Fox, you're up!
[quivers] Oh...
[laughing] Ooh.
-My poor baby, I can't watch. -[robots screaming] Help! Danger, danger!
Bye bye!
[laughs] Huh?
Ooh!
It's for the birthday,
Frown's on a roll today, baby!
It's all part of the plan, it's all gonna be worth it.
It's definitely really worth it.
[coughs] Doctor...
-[screams] Robot! -[robot coughs]
[weakly] Re-boot me, please.
[sobs]
Re-boot... [powering down]
[screams] Curse you Frown.
[laughs] This is the best day of my life!
Yes, yes, my joyful little Frown.
Unikitty, I know you want to cheer up Frown
but this is way too much!
Don't worry, friends. Stage 2 is complete,
and only Stage 3 remains:
the last item on Frown's list.
Huh? But it says: Defeat Unikitty?
Sis are you crazy?
Crazy about birthdays, li'l bro. Come on.
[evil voice] It's time to take me down.
Lady Luck's on my side today!
Maybe this birthday I can finally attempt
the impossible.
-[Unikitty] Master Frown! -Huh?
Unikitty.
We are here to stop you, once and for all!
No way!
I'm having too awesome a birthday to have it ruined by you goobs!
Get him!
[unenthusiastic battle cries]
Bark bark bark bark bark bark!
[weak slaps]
Such karate!
He's so cool and well trained!
You got that right! [screams]
Give up Frown,
you'll never get away with whatever you're trying to get away with
and have an [giddy] amazing fantastic birthday!
You think I'm just all about little low-key downers, but not this time!
Huh?
Uh, what's he building?
The instrument of your demise,
and my plan all along... Hah!
[all] What!
[quivering]
Farewell, Unidorks!
[explosions]
Uh, I mean... Oh, no!
[fake hurt voice] You found my one weakness, light rain!
You have won and I am totally officially defeated!
What an awesome day for you!
Argh! [pretends to groan in pain]
Yes, I finally did it!
[everyone gasps]
Master Doom? Why are you here?
Wow, let's hear it for Master Frown!
I can't believe I'm saying this but I am really impressed.
Wow boss, you are?
I had my doubts, but seeing how many people's days you ruined,
and even defeated Unikitty on your own and...
Uh...
[giggling]
Okay, what's going on with her?
[laughing] I can't keep it a secret any more.
Master Frown, we staged the whole thing!
You what?
I wanted to cheer you up,
so Brock gave us your birthday wish list
and we all helped act everything out to make your dreams come true!
Master Frown, is this true?
[laughs insanely]
Okay, what's going on with you now?
Surprise! I planned the whole thing!
[all] What!
Did you dweebs really think I care about my birthday?
That wasn't a "birthday list".
That list was my to-do list
to finally get my Doom Lord promotion!
I planted it so Brock would give it to you.
Oh! I gotta go tell Unikitty!
Espionage!
Then I just had to act all mopey and sad on my birthday...
and voila!
You dopes did all the work, kicked your own butts,
and I finished my list without hardly lifting a finger.
I'm a genius!
Huh. That is a genuinely clever evil plot.
But I thought we were tricking you!
Too bad, so sad, turns out I'm rad!
Oh, that's good.
Master Frown, you are hereby officially promoted.
Uh-oh.
Yes, finally!
[evil laugh]
-[everyone gasps] -I feel like this backfired.
I can feel the power.
The misery I'll spread!
And every sunken heart shall utter the same name in despair,
and that name shall be...
Master Big Frown!
Uh, really?
You're going with "Master Big Frown"?
What? It's an awesome name.
Is it though?
It's super cool!
-Nah! -It's pretty unimpressive.
Silence! Is this unimpressive?
-[thunder rumbling] -Witness the true power of a real doom lord!
[evil laugh]
Oh, man, sorry, did I miss the part
where everyone says happy birthday?
I'll just say it again just in case...
Happy birthday, Master Frown!
[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]