This is the happiest day of my life.
-Hi! -Actually now it is.
Woo-hoo!
[opening theme music playing]
-[Unikitty] Give it up, Master Frown! -[explosion]
Your weird evil plot will never work.
That's what you think, Uni-kiester!
No, seriously, it won't work.
You can't steal everyone's toilet paper with a magnet.
It's not magnetic!
We'll see about that. [chuckles]
Frown away!
Ha!
[gasping]
[Master Frown grunts]
Ow.
[all] Hooray!
Another dumb Master Frown plot easily foiled.
Yeah!
Hey, my plots aren't easily foiled.
You've literally never succeeded.
I keep tellin' you, bro, you gotta plan these plots better.
What have I told you about backseat plotting?
I'm just sayin', man, like, five minutes on the internet...
Anyway, nice job, team!
Race you guys back to the castle.
Last one there's a rotten egg!
[all yelp]
Unikitty, what did you say?
I said last one there's a rotten--
No, Princess, don't say it again!
-But you just asked what I-- -[groans]
It's too late, the curse is in effect!
No!
Not that curse.
-We're doomed! -What curse?
The Curse of the Rotten Egg.
But I thought that was just a silly saying.
There's nothing silly about it.
Whoever is in earshot when the curse is uttered
is cursed by its curse, cursing The Last One There
to suffer the curse's cursed fate.
What happens to The Last One There?
Last one to the sewer's a rotten egg.
-Okay! -[both] Whee!
Ahhh!
What? You actually turn into a rotten egg?
[whimpers] Oh, no.
Quick, Brock, new plot.
We're gonna start that race,
beat those butts back to the castle
and turn one of them into the egg!
Yeah, right, dude. We don't have a car
and you can't even run, like, a block.
We don't need a car
-because we're gonna be a car. -Whoa!
Come on, grab some spare parts.
This might get a little bumpy.
Step on it!
I don't fully support this plan...
but okay.
[tires screeching]
[clanks]
[clatters]
Who's easily foiled now? [blows raspberry]
Bozons!
They started the race!
Sis, help, I don't wanna get egged!
The only one getting egged is Frown.
We're gonna beat him back to the castle! Hiya.
[grunts]
Hiya!
Grab some gear, gang...
We got a race to win.
[engine roaring]
Hmm?
[imitating car engine]
Brock, you don't have to make car noises to drive!
It helps us go faster.
No, it doesn't.
You're going down, Frown!
Make the noises, make the noises!
[imitating car engine]
We can't let Frown win!
Princess, watch out! Potholes!
Argh!
[grunts]
[yelps]
[groans]
Stop sign!
Frown stops for no one!
-[tires screeching] -This...
-Is... -So...
Annoying!
Traffic laws are here for our safety
-and-- -[truck approaching]
Hawk, I think this race needs a little more fire power...
Now, we're talkin'.
Good thing I packed some spare tank treads!
Ba-boosh!
[groaning]
-Let's get out of here, dude. -I dig it.
Whoo!
They're drilling away! After them!
Ha!
Mmm-hmm.
-Brock, head for Action Forest! -Got it!
[laughs]
You should just give up now, Unikitty.
Winning's my middle name.
Ha, no, it isn't, dude.
Your middle name's totally Alan.
It's a metaphor!
Now get out those spare parts and turn into a motorcycle!
Okay, okay.
[both] Metaphorical motorcycle!
Yee-haw!
[yelps]
Ha, ha!
Yoink. Ha!
[groans] Tree bombs!
Don't worry, I think there's some Missile Trees up ahead.
How is that better?
Hold on, gang, I got this.
[engine roaring]
[yelps]
You'll have to do better than that
to slow us down, Frown!
[laughs]
Dude, go faster.
[laughing] Dude, that tickles.
You won't get away with this, Master Frown!
-Come on, Richard, step on it! -So heavy.
Aw, yeah!
You won't get away with this, Frown!
Just give up already, you rotten eggs!
-[blows raspberry] -[groans]
[all] Whoo-hoo!
And the biggest sandwich is for you,
my son.
Oh, oh, oh, no!
-[laughs] -Not the sandwich! Oh, the hardboiled eggs!
The pie!
Why are you doing this to us?
[engines roaring]
Sis, I'm getting tired.
Keep going, bro, we're almost ahead.
Brock, ditch these landlubbers!
Aye, aye, Frowny.
[giggles]
Now fast!
[laughs] Huh?
[grunts]
I am a surfboard.
Mmm-hmm.
Don't worry, guys. I got us into this curse and I'll get us out of it.
Dive, dive, dive!
[sonar beeping]
Eat torpedo, Master Frown!
[grunts]
Argh! Breakfast boat!
-Yum! -Oopsie. I'll get 'em this time.
Torpedo! [grunts]
-[crashes] -[yells] Trash boat!
-Yum! -Third time's the charm? Torpedo!
[patriotic music playing]
-[all yelp] -Bird boat!
Enough with the torpedoes!
Come on, Brock, I packed enough spare parts to turn us into...
a rocket!
Really? Nice plotting, bro.
I'm impressed. Up, up and away!
[ignition roars]
You're not turning my friends into eggs, Master Frown,
you hear me?
Don't worry. I packed some parts for rockets too.
You genius!
[grunts]
And we're taking off in T-minus five...
four... Uh, three, two, one!
[ignition blasts]
[yelps]
Not cool, Frown.
[grunts]
[whimpers]
A shooting star...
I'll slow them down with a wish.
Oh, Shooting Star, I wish, I wish
that you could stop Master Frown!
Sure thing, sugar.
Wish granted.
-[groans] -[laughs]
-[Brock groans] -[Master Frown] Oy!
Hooray!
[groaning]
Dang, sis, that's harsh.
I take it back, bro.
This is your worst plot yet.
Normally, I'd say no backseat plotting,
but this time, I think you're right.
Ow... my bones.
Hey, sis, are we gonna finish this race or what?
Yeah, we're ready to roll. Let's leave these rotten eggs in the dust.
Wait. This is wrong.
I know Frown wanted to turn one of us into a stinky old egg,
but we can't just let him be a stinky old egg either!
There's gotta be another way out of this curse.
Brock, you go on without me.
I'll be The Last One There,
and be the egg.
You should go live a full, non-egg life.
No, dude,
I'm stickin' with you. We'll be eggs bros,
-together. -Thanks, egg-bro.
Wait. Together! That's it!
What if we all finish the race at the same time?
Then there won't be a last one and no one will have to turn into a rotten egg!
[both singing] ♪ We shall be eggs together
♪ Stinky forever
♪ Eggs is what we shall be... ♪
Oh. You here to gloat?
No, I'm here to break the curse.
-Really? -But...
first you have to promise you won't try to sneakily win and turn us into eggs.
Fine, sure, whatever. Now let us go!
You have to promise.
We have to finish this race together.
-No! -All right, never mind then,
have fun being a stinky old egg.
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Promise?
I...
[stammers]
[continues stammering]
Come on, man, you got this. Come on.
[grunts]
I promise! I promise, all right.
Aw, way to go.
Okay. Now everyone follow me!
[whimpering]
Wait, Unikitty, how are we going to all arrive at the castle at the same time?
There's no vehicle that's the right shape for that!
Oh, yes, there is.
-[screams] -[groans]
[all groaning]
[grunts]
We have just enough parts to become...
Self-balancing smart scooters!
-[all] What? -What?
You know those things with two wheels
you like balance on and scoot around and look real cool.
-[yelps] -Literally, no one looks cool
-on those-- -Now let's break this curse!
[grunts]
-Whoa! -I can see the castle gates.
We just need to cross that line at the same time.
Everyone hold hands!
[all groan]
[groaning]
[in high-pitched voice] I said nice and slow!
How are you supposed to balance on this thing?
This is so hard! Whoa!
This is the worst vehicle!
Careful. I don't want to be an egg.
[all groaning]
Everyone, together,
now!
[all straining] Whoa...
[grunting]
[all cheering]
-Yeah. -Yes!
The curse is lifted.
We all got here first.
-[crashing] -[yelling]
I hate these scooters!
Hang on, technically, if we're all first,
doesn't that mean we're also all last?
[all] Hmm...
This stinks.
[closing theme music playing]