1 00:01:06,683 --> 00:01:09,683 We haven't got any more room. Gotta get one more thing. 2 00:01:09,763 --> 00:01:11,763 Rob, he doesn't need that. 3 00:01:13,923 --> 00:01:15,603 Hey, at least you're in halls. 4 00:01:15,683 --> 00:01:18,803 No damp patches, mice in the toaster. 5 00:01:18,883 --> 00:01:22,083 Landlord with a baseball bat. Until next term. 6 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:26,483 Ignore him. He never even went to university. 7 00:01:27,243 --> 00:01:30,043 I've had Mancunian squalor. 8 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,883 But without the sense of entitlement. 9 00:01:34,763 --> 00:01:35,763 Bye, mum. 10 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:40,603 -I love you. -I love you too. 11 00:01:42,923 --> 00:01:45,923 Hey, we're living the dream. 12 00:01:46,443 --> 00:01:48,443 Footloose and child free. 13 00:01:51,723 --> 00:01:53,323 Ready to rock 'n' roll? 14 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,403 I love you. I miss you already! 15 00:02:20,203 --> 00:02:22,203 Freedom! 16 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:56,643 Love? Jo? 17 00:02:59,803 --> 00:03:00,803 Jo? 18 00:03:02,843 --> 00:03:04,283 You can't just keep... 19 00:03:06,003 --> 00:03:08,203 You were the one who wanted him to go to uni. 20 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:14,363 I've got a viewing. 21 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,843 I'll call you later, okay? 22 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,563 He's not died, he'll be home at Christmas. 23 00:03:34,003 --> 00:03:36,643 It might not float your yacht from the outside, Jack, 24 00:03:36,723 --> 00:03:38,203 but once you see the inside. 25 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:41,003 -I love the house, Rob. -Really? 26 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:44,603 Great. I had a feeling that this might be the one. 27 00:03:47,203 --> 00:03:48,323 Mate? 28 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:50,043 There's a school down the road. 29 00:03:51,683 --> 00:03:54,643 Is that gonna be a problem? 30 00:03:56,723 --> 00:03:58,883 I'm on the sex offenders register. 31 00:04:06,203 --> 00:04:08,843 I'm kidding. Just fucking hate kids. 32 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:13,483 We all do. 33 00:04:17,163 --> 00:04:18,963 Back to the drawing board. 34 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:28,883 You're all right Rob, I don't mind a bit of porn at lunchtime. 35 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,163 I'm actually pretty busy. 36 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,883 Ask your Finance Director how busy you are. 37 00:05:39,523 --> 00:05:43,523 -What are you eating? -Pastie. I like to live on the edge. 38 00:05:43,603 --> 00:05:45,363 Of what? Diabetes? 39 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:51,003 Did you take Jack Watson to view another property? 40 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:54,603 He's got three million in his back pocket, he's Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 41 00:05:55,163 --> 00:05:57,203 Where do you think he got that three million? 42 00:05:58,523 --> 00:06:01,243 -You shouldn't touch his money. -I'll dip it in Dettol. 43 00:06:01,323 --> 00:06:02,723 I'm being serious. 44 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:06,443 You look a bit fucked Rob. 45 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,843 I don't mean good fucked. 46 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:14,323 You did hire me, which suggests you want to save your business. 47 00:06:14,403 --> 00:06:15,843 I'm actually pretty busy. 48 00:06:15,923 --> 00:06:19,203 Just make sure you look at those quarterly projections I sent you. 49 00:06:19,283 --> 00:06:20,763 -Mhm. -Okay. 50 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:22,923 Or I will have your bollocks for earrings. 51 00:06:54,843 --> 00:06:58,043 Well, Jo. You're burning up. 52 00:06:59,163 --> 00:07:01,563 I'm hot and itchy. 53 00:07:02,563 --> 00:07:03,883 I can scratch your itch. 54 00:07:09,403 --> 00:07:11,403 How about you go feed the dog? 55 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:16,203 -Okay. Is that a euphemism? -No. 56 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:44,163 Ben. My office, now. 57 00:07:46,283 --> 00:07:47,883 Actually, it doesn't matter. 58 00:07:53,323 --> 00:07:57,243 Actually, you call a vendor a muppet in front of a client again 59 00:07:57,323 --> 00:07:58,683 and I'll turn you into one. 60 00:08:06,363 --> 00:08:10,483 -Hello Fred, you all right? -Rob, hi. I can't get into my car. 61 00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:15,883 -You sold your car three months ago. -Yes, I did... 62 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,443 -Stupid me. -Tell you what. 63 00:08:17,523 --> 00:08:19,923 I was gonna head on. Let me drive you. 64 00:08:20,003 --> 00:08:22,483 -Okay. -Go this way. 65 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:34,763 Here, have some tea. 66 00:08:36,843 --> 00:08:38,923 Oh, sorry. 67 00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:42,843 I don't know where my head is today. 68 00:08:43,763 --> 00:08:45,643 Have you been forgetting other things? 69 00:08:45,723 --> 00:08:47,043 Well... 70 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:51,843 Not that I remember. Excuse me. 71 00:09:04,843 --> 00:09:06,283 Oh fuck! 72 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:12,443 Are you okay? 73 00:09:14,563 --> 00:09:18,003 All these damn doors, they look the same. 74 00:09:20,243 --> 00:09:23,243 -It's okay pal. It's all right. -No. 75 00:09:24,003 --> 00:09:25,283 No, it's not. 76 00:09:27,723 --> 00:09:28,723 I don't know. 77 00:09:28,803 --> 00:09:31,123 Whoa, it doesn't matter. Does it? 78 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:35,803 Fred, come on, it's okay. 79 00:09:37,483 --> 00:09:38,883 Hey. 80 00:09:43,523 --> 00:09:47,043 It's only gonna get worse, and he'll become a danger to himself. 81 00:09:47,123 --> 00:09:50,363 I know. All right? 82 00:09:51,603 --> 00:09:52,603 I know. 83 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:59,323 -He could just move in with us. -I didn't say that, did I? 84 00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:02,883 It wouldn't be like when mum was dying. 85 00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:05,483 -It wouldn't be as hard. -I don't want that. 86 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,563 -Why not? -I just don't. 87 00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:11,683 Can't we be here, on our own, and be happy? 88 00:10:14,243 --> 00:10:15,763 You don't know what it's like. 89 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:20,443 I can't focus on my work, I miss the kids... 90 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:24,283 I'm just rattling around this house all day by myself. 91 00:10:24,363 --> 00:10:27,083 You don't have the monopoly on loneliness, all right? 92 00:11:01,883 --> 00:11:03,883 Who's Gloria, and why did you steal her cup? 93 00:11:05,203 --> 00:11:07,123 It's my coffee shop name. 94 00:11:08,323 --> 00:11:11,323 I always wanted to be called Gloria when I was a kid, so. 95 00:11:12,523 --> 00:11:14,323 Don't know if it's for me or Gloria. 96 00:11:14,403 --> 00:11:16,203 Has Gloria got a missive crush on me? 97 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:19,123 Yeah. She thinks you're a good frontman. 98 00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:24,563 -Not such a good businessman. -I've always hated Gloria. 99 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:31,003 Why have you got four branches, Rob? 100 00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:36,283 We're gonna have to close two. And streamline the other two. Okay? 101 00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:39,403 You're gonna have to get your head around it. 102 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,803 Have you thought of a new investor? 103 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,443 -I've considered my options. -Well... 104 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:50,523 Well, we can either call in the receivers or... 105 00:11:51,723 --> 00:11:53,883 you can ask your wife for the money. 106 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,523 Give us time to restructure. 107 00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:59,523 -How did you know about her money? -Everybody does. 108 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,683 Just ask her. 109 00:12:05,883 --> 00:12:07,403 Swallow your pride, kid. 110 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,883 -Hi. -Hiya. 111 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,363 That's good. 112 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:25,843 Thomas, this is my parents, Jo and Rob. 113 00:12:25,923 --> 00:12:29,283 Pleased to meet you. That's a lovely dress you're almost wearing. 114 00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:32,363 Yeah, roll your tongue in. Dad. 115 00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:36,723 -Robert. -No glasses? 116 00:12:36,803 --> 00:12:38,483 -Contacts. -Ah, cool. 117 00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:41,163 So, walk this way. 118 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,883 Whoa, did Santa relocate? 119 00:12:52,483 --> 00:12:55,483 So... How did you two meet? 120 00:12:58,163 --> 00:13:01,163 I was going for a bit of a dark period. 121 00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:04,123 Black dog pissing against my leg. 122 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:08,083 And I ended up talking more to Sash than my girlfriend at the time 123 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:10,763 and here we all are. 124 00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:15,963 It's all we need sometimes, isn't it? Just a really good listener. 125 00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:17,363 Yes. 126 00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:27,043 Must be antisocial hours, bar work? 127 00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:29,923 I live in the flat upstairs so I trip out of bed 128 00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:31,963 and into work still doing my flies up. 129 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,803 It's a beautiful home you have here. 130 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:40,683 Thank you. 131 00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:43,683 We have so much these days, it's almost immoral, isn't it? 132 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,843 Have you heard from baby bro, mum? 133 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:52,243 No. I was hoping he'd text but... 134 00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:55,683 Maybe he's enjoying his space. 135 00:14:01,723 --> 00:14:05,283 I hear you've been going through a dark period of your own, Jo. 136 00:14:14,643 --> 00:14:18,123 Yeah. Something like that. 137 00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:25,403 Why don't you volunteer at the refugee centre, mum? 138 00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:29,843 -You could use your languages... -No. 139 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:33,763 -Mum speaks like 20 of them. -Five, none of them perfect. 140 00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:35,603 Wow. 141 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,323 All I can say is 142 00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:40,763 "You stand on my penis, it's longer than average" in Portuguese. 143 00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:52,363 Ta. 144 00:15:02,283 --> 00:15:05,803 -You all right with the food? -Fine. 145 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,643 She only spent all afternoon in the kitchen preparing it. 146 00:15:13,723 --> 00:15:15,083 It's just... 147 00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:18,643 I had a really bad experience with an aubergine, once. 148 00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,603 But I had some therapy for it 149 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:24,603 and I don't think we can change our beliefs about anything... 150 00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:27,283 even aubergine. 151 00:15:29,923 --> 00:15:31,923 -Bravo. -Thank you very much. 152 00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,923 -Are you for real? -Excuse me? 153 00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:37,563 Rob? 154 00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:40,043 He's flirting with you. 155 00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:53,283 -Dear lord, Jo. -Yeah. Welcome to my neurosis. 156 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:58,963 -Sorry about Rob. -Probably the wine talking. 157 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,843 No. 158 00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:03,283 It's good wine. 159 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:09,283 Ah, what have we got here? 160 00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:13,323 Wonder what this drawer says about you. 161 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:15,523 It says I love order. 162 00:16:15,603 --> 00:16:19,043 Or... you really hate disorder. 163 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:21,843 What are you doing... No, stop! 164 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,443 -No, he's definitely not flirting. -Fuck off! 165 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:29,723 -You could do so much better. -Right. Okay, we're leaving. 166 00:16:30,483 --> 00:16:33,203 -Clearly outstayed our welcome. -What? No, Sash! 167 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:36,763 Dad's been a fucking arsehole. Come on. 168 00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:43,683 It was a lovely meal, Jo. Hopefully see you soon. 169 00:16:43,763 --> 00:16:47,923 Happy hour, five till seven. Come, be happy, for two hours. 170 00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:52,683 Cheers, Rob. Lovely to meet you both. 171 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:53,763 Rob? 172 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:57,163 Rob? 173 00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:03,483 Oh god. Sash? Guys, don't leave, please. 174 00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:06,563 Just please. Come back in. 175 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,683 No. I'm so sorry. 176 00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:28,603 -I'm not keen on this place either. -We can keep looking. 177 00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:32,163 And the other thing? 178 00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:36,803 Listen, Rob. 179 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,603 I'm not gonna invest in someone who can't sell me a fucking house. 180 00:18:22,243 --> 00:18:28,003 No seriously, a 75-year-old, women only commune. 181 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:34,363 You can do whatever the fuck you like whenever the fuck you like. 182 00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:43,643 Come on, Bobbin. 183 00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:46,523 Come on, you lazy... 184 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:50,963 Bobbin? 185 00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:20,323 Jo... 186 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,403 Jo! 187 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,963 This is all very mysterious. 188 00:20:43,683 --> 00:20:48,323 I thought if you could see what was on our books or stock, 189 00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:50,483 I thought it might be useful. 190 00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:55,483 Did you? 191 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:14,283 Either I'm about to get fired... or fucked. 192 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:15,003 Come on, tiger. Even me out. 193 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,843 -I don't smoke. -You do. 194 00:22:25,563 --> 00:22:26,563 Hello mate. 195 00:22:30,323 --> 00:22:32,323 -How are you feeling? -Okay. 196 00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:36,443 It's just a long time since I did that with anybody else. 197 00:22:38,003 --> 00:22:39,443 Sorry if it was a bit quick. 198 00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:46,883 Don't worry about it. Just a bit of fun. 199 00:22:48,203 --> 00:22:49,923 It won't happen again, boss. 200 00:23:25,883 --> 00:23:27,523 -Yours okay? Sure? -Yeah. 201 00:23:27,603 --> 00:23:29,843 My steak's a wee bit chewy. 202 00:23:30,363 --> 00:23:32,403 -How's yours, Bob? -It's fine. 203 00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:38,803 You know her? 204 00:23:38,883 --> 00:23:41,643 Yeah, it's Anna, our newish Finance Director. 205 00:23:42,403 --> 00:23:43,403 Oh. 206 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,923 -Oh, wow. -Hello. Fancy seeing you here. 207 00:23:47,883 --> 00:23:48,883 Hey. 208 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:53,803 This is my wife, Jo, this is Anna, this is Cathy and this is Jim. 209 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:58,443 -So how's finance? -It's great, thank you. 210 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,963 -What are you up to? -A date. 211 00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:02,923 Oh. 212 00:24:03,003 --> 00:24:05,003 It'll probably be a disaster. 213 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:07,763 They never look like they do in the pictures, do they? 214 00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:08,803 What do they say, 215 00:24:08,883 --> 00:24:11,643 you have to play the odds to find Mr Right, am I right? 216 00:24:13,923 --> 00:24:17,283 -We're celebrating their anniversary. -How lovely. 217 00:24:17,363 --> 00:24:19,683 -How many years? -We've been together forever. 218 00:24:19,763 --> 00:24:22,043 15, since we tied the noose. 219 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,363 -The date's here. -You did well. 220 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,163 -You did well. -He's fit. 221 00:24:29,243 --> 00:24:31,403 Yeah, I did very well. 222 00:24:31,483 --> 00:24:34,923 Congratulations. Jo, lovely to meet you. Bye. 223 00:24:35,723 --> 00:24:38,443 Anyway, the husband who was having the party announced, 224 00:24:38,523 --> 00:24:42,363 sometimes we get asked how we've stayed together such a long time. 225 00:24:42,443 --> 00:24:44,643 He said something I'll never forget. 226 00:24:45,603 --> 00:24:48,123 Go on, Jim. We're all ears. 227 00:24:48,203 --> 00:24:49,603 He said the secret is 228 00:24:49,683 --> 00:24:52,483 never fall out of love at the same time. 229 00:24:53,723 --> 00:24:55,563 Very good. Excuse me. 230 00:24:57,603 --> 00:24:59,123 -What? -It's true. 231 00:25:00,283 --> 00:25:02,043 -You don't get it? -No. 232 00:25:02,123 --> 00:25:04,523 Listen, one of you is always gotta be in love. 233 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,763 Isn't that kind of fucking depressing, Jim? 234 00:25:14,003 --> 00:25:16,723 -Are you gonna sleep with him? -She's stunning, your wife. 235 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,843 I don't want you to sleep with him. 236 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,243 Twenty minutes late, and they said "No, we can't serve you." 237 00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:46,283 The whole thing was absolutely... ridiculous. 238 00:25:51,203 --> 00:25:54,723 They are my trophies. 239 00:26:04,643 --> 00:26:06,323 I think we're gonna need the old... 240 00:26:08,003 --> 00:26:10,803 -No, we'll be good. -Good. 241 00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:17,363 We are gonna need it. 242 00:26:25,443 --> 00:26:27,923 -Do you want me to do it? -No, not really. 243 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,203 Let me try. 244 00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:35,203 Can you just... back off one fucking second? 245 00:26:37,843 --> 00:26:41,363 I'll do it. Don't look at me. 246 00:27:08,803 --> 00:27:12,043 What's she like, Jo? 247 00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:16,043 -You don't want to know about that. -I do. 248 00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:20,723 Well, you met her. 249 00:27:20,803 --> 00:27:24,523 -She's funny, beautiful, smart. -Yeah. 250 00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:27,123 You're definitely punching above your weight there. 251 00:27:34,163 --> 00:27:36,723 -And? -And nothing. 252 00:27:43,643 --> 00:27:45,963 I don't know, maybe it's her age. 253 00:27:55,803 --> 00:27:57,283 We lost a child. 254 00:27:59,403 --> 00:28:02,403 Oh my god. Sorry. 255 00:28:03,963 --> 00:28:06,643 It was about 15 years ago. He was... 256 00:28:08,883 --> 00:28:11,483 dead before he came out. 257 00:28:11,563 --> 00:28:12,883 I don't know. 258 00:28:13,963 --> 00:28:18,283 I just resent... being made to feel in the way. 259 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:22,523 Like... my feelings don't count. 260 00:28:26,643 --> 00:28:30,363 I know it was devastating for her, but I lost a son too. 261 00:28:32,363 --> 00:28:33,963 I felt it too. 262 00:28:41,963 --> 00:28:43,563 I'm sorry. 263 00:29:02,883 --> 00:29:04,603 Oh, god. 264 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:14,123 -Last in, first out. -Yeah. 265 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,363 I'm really sorry, Ben. 266 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,243 Anna started after me. 267 00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:35,203 I'll give you a decent reference and you'll get a month's basic. 268 00:29:56,683 --> 00:30:00,003 ...we just lose interest in the same old 269 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:03,523 okayish sex we've been having for years. 270 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:06,003 Yeah, sex that doesn't blow our minds. 271 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,563 Hello, ladies. 272 00:30:08,603 --> 00:30:09,523 Hi. 273 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,363 The first rule of book club, don't talk about the book? 274 00:30:16,323 --> 00:30:18,043 We're forced to come to terms with 275 00:30:18,123 --> 00:30:21,123 what we're really like on the inside, what's left. 276 00:30:21,203 --> 00:30:24,323 I'm just so angry, all the time! 277 00:30:24,403 --> 00:30:27,403 -Hope you're listening to this, Rob. -I'm living it! 278 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,563 -New painting? -Yes. 279 00:30:40,643 --> 00:30:43,243 It's our imaginary commune which we'll form 280 00:30:43,323 --> 00:30:45,603 once we've killed all our husbands. 281 00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:50,923 And I'm working late tonight, at the refugee centre. 282 00:30:51,843 --> 00:30:53,003 Again? 283 00:30:56,883 --> 00:31:00,763 Listen... I need to ask you for a loan. 284 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,923 It's this fucking downturn, I... We've got a plan. 285 00:31:08,003 --> 00:31:11,363 Close two branches, streamline the rest. 286 00:31:11,443 --> 00:31:14,763 And go back to what we're best at; boutique. 287 00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:18,483 It can work, but I just need... 288 00:31:21,723 --> 00:31:23,883 I thought business was good? 289 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:27,403 How much do you need? 290 00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:32,403 We'll go through the figures with you later. 291 00:31:34,203 --> 00:31:35,203 Okay. 292 00:31:36,683 --> 00:31:40,403 Okay to going through the figures or to the loan? 293 00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:43,923 Okay to the loan. 294 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:35,443 Who are you and what have you done with my wife? 295 00:32:39,723 --> 00:32:42,723 I thought I'd try to have a little more fun, because... 296 00:32:45,323 --> 00:32:46,843 -What do you think? -I think... 297 00:32:47,603 --> 00:32:50,603 I like it, it's a bit of a surprise, but... 298 00:32:51,283 --> 00:32:52,843 It looks good, it looks great! 299 00:32:55,483 --> 00:32:57,643 So this is where you hang out? 300 00:32:59,203 --> 00:33:02,203 -It's a bit... -Don't belittle it. 301 00:33:02,883 --> 00:33:04,363 Why would I do that? 302 00:33:07,243 --> 00:33:11,003 The Lighthouse has had a cancellation this weekend 303 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,483 and I was gonna take my wife 304 00:33:12,563 --> 00:33:14,563 but I wondered if you'd like to come instead. 305 00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:17,363 I know you've always wanted to go there. 306 00:33:21,843 --> 00:33:24,323 Hi. You must be Rob. 307 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,163 -Rob. -Nick. 308 00:33:26,243 --> 00:33:27,683 -Hello mate. -Hey. 309 00:33:27,763 --> 00:33:29,563 -Pleased to meet you. -Pleasure, hi. 310 00:33:31,203 --> 00:33:34,203 Rob Harding. From Harding's Estates. 311 00:33:36,043 --> 00:33:37,923 I see your for sale boards everywhere. 312 00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:43,203 Jo actually suggested that we might do some kind of tie-in, 313 00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:47,043 I don't know what, maybe a function of some sort. 314 00:33:48,483 --> 00:33:52,123 We were talking about having a fund raiser, and it could 315 00:33:52,203 --> 00:33:55,203 raise your profile, and bring in a bunch of cash for the centre. 316 00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:59,723 Okay, that could work. That's great! 317 00:34:01,243 --> 00:34:02,523 Brilliant. 318 00:34:17,883 --> 00:34:19,723 Hello? Hi, Nick. 319 00:34:33,523 --> 00:34:37,163 Darling, I'm so sorry, we must cancel that weekend to the Lighthouse, 320 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,803 it's just too much to organise. 321 00:34:38,883 --> 00:34:40,763 We'll do it another time, okay? 322 00:34:40,843 --> 00:34:41,843 Sorry. 323 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:56,283 What? How? 324 00:34:59,043 --> 00:35:01,563 You haven't half got some swimmers there, kid. 325 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:05,203 The thing is... 326 00:35:06,963 --> 00:35:08,483 I've lost a couple of babies, 327 00:35:08,563 --> 00:35:11,243 nothing like you and Jo. 328 00:35:11,803 --> 00:35:13,763 Ten weeks, eight weeks. 329 00:35:16,163 --> 00:35:17,643 I want to keep it, Rob. 330 00:35:22,363 --> 00:35:24,363 I would like it if you would... 331 00:35:29,723 --> 00:35:31,083 if we could... 332 00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:36,163 but not reluctantly, I don't want that. 333 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,643 Also... 334 00:35:45,523 --> 00:35:47,843 I might have fallen in love with you. 335 00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:51,323 So there's that. 336 00:35:56,043 --> 00:35:57,563 I'm sorry it's so messy. 337 00:36:28,163 --> 00:36:32,643 I don't do social media. I don't like term "followed", it's creepy. 338 00:36:33,883 --> 00:36:36,243 I just don't wanna expose myself to the world. 339 00:36:39,843 --> 00:36:42,483 She's really come out the other end, hasn't she Rob. 340 00:36:42,563 --> 00:36:45,803 -She's done great. -Excuse me, I've just gotta... 341 00:36:49,923 --> 00:36:52,163 -All right Bob? -All right Cathy. 342 00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:54,683 Jo looks like she's in her element. 343 00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:03,923 So... Are you shagging your Finance Director? 344 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:05,443 Ha! No. 345 00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:09,123 -All right, dad? -In a minute. 346 00:37:09,203 --> 00:37:10,243 Dad, seriously! 347 00:37:10,323 --> 00:37:12,363 Finn, we will talk, just I'm really... 348 00:37:14,323 --> 00:37:16,323 What are you two ladies talking about? 349 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:20,603 I was asking her about the hot date the last time we met. 350 00:37:20,683 --> 00:37:22,683 A bit more lukewarm if I'm being honest. 351 00:37:22,763 --> 00:37:24,083 It wasn't so great. 352 00:37:24,163 --> 00:37:27,483 I'm starving, Sorry, it was lovely to see you, you look beautiful. 353 00:37:27,563 --> 00:37:29,163 You too. Bye. 354 00:37:29,243 --> 00:37:32,003 I have to go talk to more people with deep pockets, okay? 355 00:37:39,243 --> 00:37:43,403 For fuck's sake! Can you look where you're going? Shit! 356 00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:45,843 Fuck you. 357 00:38:07,723 --> 00:38:11,363 Ben. It's a turn up for the books when you're a friendly face. 358 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:19,323 -Whoa! -Why don't you shut the fucking door? 359 00:38:19,403 --> 00:38:20,483 No offence Rob, 360 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:23,403 but some of us need help to get through nights like this. 361 00:38:33,523 --> 00:38:37,603 Rob. I think you've forgotten that that woman 362 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:40,003 isn't who you'll wake up with tomorrow morning. 363 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,803 You're married to Jo, who won't get out of bed, 364 00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:44,643 who's mean to you, who won't fuck you. 365 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:47,723 That's not exactly true. She will get out of bed. 366 00:38:49,483 --> 00:38:51,163 I'm fucking pregnant, Rob. 367 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:52,683 Or did you forget? 368 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,563 Yeah, it just went right out my head. 369 00:39:01,043 --> 00:39:04,123 -Oh, nervous Nick. -Just a bit. 370 00:39:04,203 --> 00:39:06,523 You've just gotta go for it, mate. 371 00:39:07,603 --> 00:39:13,923 Do not be afraid For I have redeemed you 372 00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:19,363 I have called your name You are mine 373 00:39:20,243 --> 00:39:23,083 Please, welcome to the stage, 374 00:39:23,163 --> 00:39:27,363 Rob Harding, founder of Harding's Real Estates. 375 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,843 Hello. Good evening. 376 00:39:56,243 --> 00:39:58,523 A big round of applause 377 00:39:58,603 --> 00:40:02,003 for the people who run this brilliant centre. 378 00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:11,283 And Jo Harding, my wife. 379 00:40:18,843 --> 00:40:21,403 And also... 380 00:40:23,443 --> 00:40:26,923 And also the people who use this centre, 381 00:40:27,003 --> 00:40:31,123 people who've actually got problems in their lives 382 00:40:31,203 --> 00:40:34,283 who we seem to have forgotten to invite. 383 00:40:37,243 --> 00:40:40,243 Actually, I tell a lie, we've got one... 384 00:40:40,323 --> 00:40:42,443 Look at the state of him. 385 00:40:43,363 --> 00:40:46,723 Dr Farid... Kassa, 386 00:40:47,723 --> 00:40:51,963 who's gonna be talking later about fleeing Aleppo. 387 00:41:01,923 --> 00:41:05,843 So thank you all for coming, and... 388 00:41:08,603 --> 00:41:12,163 it's Nick next, so can you be nice, because he's been nervous. 389 00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:14,763 Thank you. 390 00:41:19,163 --> 00:41:20,163 Knock them dead. 391 00:41:25,923 --> 00:41:27,283 Good evening. 392 00:41:28,243 --> 00:41:31,683 For those of you who've come all the way down from London, 393 00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:36,083 that strange smell that's been bothering you, that's... oxygen. 394 00:41:38,323 --> 00:41:42,163 -Great speech mate. Not a dry eye. -Fuck off, arsehole. 395 00:41:47,443 --> 00:41:50,883 Wait, I forgot my bag, I'll be right back. 396 00:42:11,483 --> 00:42:12,643 Got it. 397 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:31,603 You're amazing, Jo. 398 00:42:34,443 --> 00:42:35,443 Jo. 399 00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,683 You're like a rare flower. 400 00:43:15,123 --> 00:43:17,763 -It's not that complicated! -It is for me. 401 00:43:19,323 --> 00:43:20,323 Fuck... 402 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:32,083 I vowed I'd never be the kind of woman who'd say this, but... 403 00:43:34,963 --> 00:43:36,683 you're gonna have to choose. 404 00:43:39,843 --> 00:43:41,523 You're gonna have to choose, Rob. 405 00:43:45,283 --> 00:43:47,963 Just give me a couple of days to get my head straight. 406 00:43:58,523 --> 00:43:59,523 Rob! 407 00:44:13,243 --> 00:44:14,723 You're happier with me. 408 00:44:29,043 --> 00:44:30,083 I'll see you later. 409 00:44:31,243 --> 00:44:32,243 Okay. 410 00:45:00,883 --> 00:45:04,563 Hello Jo, it's me, I just wanted to ring to say that I love you, 411 00:45:05,163 --> 00:45:08,563 and I'm gonna cook something this evening. 412 00:45:08,643 --> 00:45:10,043 something special. 413 00:45:10,123 --> 00:45:11,643 As a well done for last night, 414 00:45:11,723 --> 00:45:14,203 I'll pick up something up on the way home, and... 415 00:45:14,763 --> 00:45:16,163 did I say that I love you? 416 00:45:17,483 --> 00:45:19,083 All right, see you in a bit. Bye. 417 00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:53,483 I know you're home! You shit fuck! 418 00:45:57,443 --> 00:46:00,723 -Are you okay? -Tickety-fucking-boo! 419 00:46:02,643 --> 00:46:04,283 -Oh you... -Are you drunk? 420 00:46:04,363 --> 00:46:05,283 Oh yeah. 421 00:46:06,283 --> 00:46:08,083 And I wonder why that is. 422 00:46:11,283 --> 00:46:12,283 I know. 423 00:46:14,963 --> 00:46:16,043 It's because of this. 424 00:46:19,323 --> 00:46:21,523 No... this! 425 00:46:27,163 --> 00:46:28,043 And this. 426 00:46:30,843 --> 00:46:32,483 Are you gonna say something? 427 00:46:35,843 --> 00:46:38,843 -It's not what you think. -Seriously? 428 00:46:40,283 --> 00:46:41,843 It's not what I think. 429 00:46:44,163 --> 00:46:46,803 You're such a fucking disappointment. 430 00:46:46,883 --> 00:46:50,283 Have you any idea what it's been like living with you 431 00:46:50,363 --> 00:46:53,283 for the last year, it's been a fucking nightmare! 432 00:46:53,363 --> 00:46:55,283 Get out of my house! 433 00:46:56,883 --> 00:46:59,083 Get out of my fucking house! 434 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:08,603 Subtitles: Annika Bidner www.plint.com