1 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,700 Jesus. 2 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,870 - Ma Mac. - Well, good morning, Mr. Harrelson. 3 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,205 What are you doing here? 4 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:43,209 Well, I'm just sitting here enjoying the Lord's first kiss of sunshine. 5 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,628 How'd you sleep, sweet prince? 6 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:49,423 Not great. As you might recall, I got shot. 7 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,133 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,469 Well, I'm sorry you didn't get your beauty rest. 9 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:57,181 We got some nice Apple Cinnamon Cheerios in there. 10 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,058 Want me to rustle you up a bowl? 11 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,769 So you're not still mad about last night? 12 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,480 I'm still absolutely furious with you. 13 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,526 My insides are steaming like a crawfish boil. 14 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,446 But you know, I'm not worried because I got a solution. 15 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,698 Which is? 16 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:18,369 I'm gonna get your patchouli stanking ass kicked out of here 17 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,454 before you cause any more trouble. 18 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:24,584 You think that you've seen the last of those geriatric assassins? 19 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,920 They're gonna be coming here for you. And I can't have that. 20 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,756 You need to be long gone. 21 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,843 You crossed a line, Harrelson. 22 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:38,682 And once you cross that line, there's no coming back. 23 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,103 French toast stick? 24 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,273 Well, today we're heading out there, into the world, where the people are. 25 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,024 - Okay, little mermaid? - Yeah. 26 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,026 And because we haven't announced that you're running yet, 27 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,695 you know, today's like a dress rehearsal, all right? 28 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,531 And I know you actors love a challenge, 29 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,116 so think of it like you are preparing for the role of a lifetime. 30 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,621 You're playing Matthew McConaughey if he was a normal person. 31 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,123 Easy. 'Cause I am a normal person. 32 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:47,959 You're so funny. 33 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,378 Is your wife laughing, like, 24-7? 34 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,758 Hey. 35 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,849 - Hey, how are you? - Nice to meet you all. 36 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,268 - Come on, now. - Whoo! 37 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,188 Vanilla. And you like? 38 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,399 Yeah. 39 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,284 - How are we doing, bud? - Good. 40 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,579 Hey, Matthew. Do you want to hold my baby boys? 41 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,330 Yeah, yeah. 42 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,210 He wants mama back. All right. 43 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,256 Hey, McConaughey! 44 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,884 - Hey! - You got a joint? 45 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,303 Be a lot cooler if you did. 46 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,057 Hey. How you doing? 47 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,560 - How are you doing? - Good to see you. 48 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,487 - And we give them structure... - Boys. 49 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,447 - I got my... - Say barbecue. 50 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,865 - Barbecue. - Awesome. 51 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,492 - Got 'em all? - Nice. 52 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:07,330 Hey, babe. Who have you been giving my number out to? 53 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,917 I keep getting these calls from grizzly old men 54 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,835 just talking about you and your father, 55 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,254 and phone books, and smaller phone books. 56 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,338 This is my business phone. 57 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,508 If you want a silly phone for all the people you meet on your travels, 58 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,635 then we'll get you your own. 59 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,178 Oh, my God. They're calling again. 60 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,304 Okay, honey. 61 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,015 - Listen to me. Oh, fuck... - Oh, Jesus. 62 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,559 I shot up too quick. 63 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,353 - All right. - These are bad dudes, 64 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:33,564 and I want them to think that I'm far, far away from here, 65 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,066 so just answer the phone, "Aloha." 66 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,318 - No, you answer the phone. - No, you answer it. 67 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,819 You answer the phone! They're your friends. 68 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,946 They are not my friends. 69 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,531 - Answer it. Oh, my God. - They wanna kill me! 70 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:43,115 - Just answer it. - All right. 71 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,659 Hello-ha. 72 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,702 Aloha. 73 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,204 I'm sorry. I can't hear you right now. 74 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,747 - Red-ringed parakeet. - There's... There's... 75 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,999 - Red-winged parakeet. - Red-ringed. 76 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,210 Red-ringed parakeet. Very loud, annoying bird. 77 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,296 - Indigenous to Hawaii. - Indigenous to Hawaii. 78 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,048 Woody Harrel... 79 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,551 Oh, no, Woody can't come to the phone right now. 80 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:02,886 He's swimming. 81 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:08,307 Surfing in the Hawaiian sea, which is also known as the Pacific Ocean. 82 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,101 Put him on now. 83 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:11,520 Yes, he is in Hawaii. 84 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,190 Motherfucker sprung town. 85 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,609 Son of a bitch. 86 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,194 That was tremendous. 87 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,946 I mean, you ever thought about acting? 88 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,573 Just tell me what the hell is happening. 89 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,950 Okay, don't worry about those old guys. 90 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,202 Because the truth is, I've learnt something which, 91 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:33,667 if it is true, I mean, like, really, really true, then poof. 92 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,543 This reality, gone, 93 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:40,381 and we are over the rainbow in a whole 'nother universe, 94 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,549 full Matrix, 95 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,801 down the rabbit hole, Narnia vibe. 96 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:44,887 You follow me? 97 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,514 How long were you upside down? 98 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,684 It involves Matthew. 99 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,437 God. This is all very dramatic. 100 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,897 Honey, of course I'm dramatic. 101 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,983 - I'm a fucking thespian. - Okay, Woody, I love you, 102 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,235 but I'm worried that your brain is fried like a plantain. 103 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,821 - Really? - I can't carry this for you right now. 104 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,531 Okay, and neither can Matthew. Okay? 105 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,741 He's got a lot on his plate. 106 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:07,992 Like, this whole governor thing. 107 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:11,746 He does not need whatever chaos you're trying to create. 108 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:12,830 Honey, 109 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:17,335 Ma Mac is actively trying to kick us out as pronto as possible. 110 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:22,048 I have got to talk to somebody about this or I might explode. 111 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,175 Okay, please tell someone else about this conspiracy 112 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:27,638 that I'm sure is very, very real. Please, let's just have a quiet day. 113 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,140 I can't make any guarantees. 114 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,434 Please can I share-- 115 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,145 Can I steal this handsome gentleman from you for a moment? 116 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,355 Excuse me a second. 117 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,023 - Matthew, this is my new friend, Lucy... - Hey. 118 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,650 ...and we actually were just talking politics, 119 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,860 which I know you have a keen interest in. 120 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:43,945 So... 121 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,488 I just have to say, I'm a huge fan. 122 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,865 I've seen Dallas Buyers Club 84 times. 123 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:48,909 Thank you, Lucy. 124 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,537 I'm actually kind of having a hard time right now. 125 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,206 My mom's recently passed and we're trying to sell her home. 126 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,291 But because of the chapter 313 abatements, 127 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,377 and how they specifically affect rural IDs, 128 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:02,505 we're suffering the consequences of the program's expiration. 129 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:04,841 So, do you have any thoughts on that? I mean, what do you think? 130 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,051 Yeah, that is... That is a toughie. 131 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,594 What do you think, Matthew? 132 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,973 - Abate? - The abatements. 133 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,476 The 313 you said? 134 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,855 We first gotta answer the questions why was three and three... 135 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:22,191 313 passed in the first place. 136 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:25,319 And then, who did it help, and why, and how? 137 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,988 Where, when, who? 138 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,115 You being you. 139 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,783 You said rural ISD? 140 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,994 You know, we're gonna come from the outside in, 141 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,078 look at it objectively 142 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,914 before we subjectively, you know, before we can... 143 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,876 Oh, my God. I'm getting a text message actually. 144 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,335 The... Your biggest horse is out 145 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,920 - and running around on the farm. - Uh-oh. 146 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,256 You're gonna have to lasso it to the ground. 147 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,799 - Sorry. - He's the only one that can do that. 148 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,385 He's the only one strong enough. So we should run and go deal with that. 149 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,138 - So... - Sorry about your mother. 150 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,806 Yeah. So nice to meet you. 151 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,057 Thank you for that. 152 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,935 Obviously I need to brush up a little bit on my policy. 153 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,604 Yeah, brush up on policy, how about? 154 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,355 'Cause I don't think you can just make up for that 155 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,857 in the swimsuit and talent portion. 156 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,483 All right, Miss Congeniality? 157 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,861 Campaigning is not a Lincoln ad, Matthew. 158 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:10,072 You can't just stare out a window, and spout some stupid bullshit, 159 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,240 and hope that roads get fixed. 160 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,576 All right? Okay, I need you to know this stuff, Matthew. 161 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,661 Issues that matter to voters. 162 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,539 - Okay? I need you to know-- - I'll be ready, okay. I'll be ready. 163 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,792 Hey. This campaign is everything to me, okay. 164 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:25,004 It might be a vanity project for you, but to me it is everything. 165 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,923 I don't have a husband, I don't have children, 166 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,299 I don't have a permanent residence. 167 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,927 I haven't been to the dentist in 17 years, because I am busy. 168 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:36,308 Okay. Those all sound like predicaments that predate me, but let me be very clear. 169 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,726 This campaign means everything to me, all right? 170 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,479 That's why I'm running for governor. 171 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,189 And, yes, I've got some work to do. 172 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,274 That will not work on the campaign trail. 173 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,359 Okay, I understand that. 174 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,820 But when I tell you I'll be ready, I'll be ready. 175 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,911 Do you want me to send you some podcasts? 176 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,828 All right. Be cool, McConaughey. 177 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,373 Breathe it out. Breathe it out. 178 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,429 Jurisdiction two. 179 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:16,807 Got it. 180 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,189 - Is he okay? - Yeah, he does this when he's anxious. 181 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,984 You know? It makes him feel like he's in control. 182 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,819 Clean house, clean mind. 183 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,029 Can't lose. 184 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,615 You know, he bleached the inside of the chimney 185 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,243 when he was preparing for Sing 2. 186 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,828 God, can he come clean our bus? 187 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,830 Right. 188 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,499 God, I live on a bus. 189 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,501 You don't belong there. 190 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,045 Recidivism. 191 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,303 Ding. 192 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,764 Morning, Wyatt. Bud, why aren't you dressed? 193 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,560 Hey, Dad. I was just doing my morning journaling, and then-- 194 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,395 Hey. 195 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,730 I see River has not had breakfast. 196 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,857 - It's your turn to feed him, yeah? - Yeah. Sorry about that. 197 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,318 Aunt Joy kinda colonized the kitchen. 198 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,195 Morning. 199 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,072 You okay if we move all the meat to the garage freezer? 200 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,532 I'd prefer if you did not, but... 201 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,825 What do we got here? 202 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,452 - Morning, Clara. - Morning. 203 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,953 Hey, no devices before breakfast. 204 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,538 - You know that. - Oh, my God. Sorry. 205 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,873 That's my fault. I gave her my phone. 206 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,541 Shut it down, go get breakfast. 207 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,959 - Okay. - Hey, Wyatt. 208 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,044 Buddy? Come on, dude. 209 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,962 - Go get dressed. You got chores. - Cool. 210 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,422 Actually, Kai's using my bathroom. 211 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,840 I wanted to give her space. 212 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,258 Hey. Mind if I borrow your hoodie? 213 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,469 I'd prefer if you didn't. 214 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,471 Kind of already did. 215 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:39,223 Matthew. 216 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,140 Yeah? 217 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,810 Is it just me or do the Harrelsons need to leave already? 218 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,647 It feels like it's been a week of chaos ever since they got here. 219 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:48,981 - Yeah, yeah. - Matthew, 220 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,317 are you aware that River's on top of the bus right now, 221 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,486 and Woody showed him how to climb it? 222 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,612 No. 223 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,614 River! Come on down! 224 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,909 I'm surprised you're okay with this Harrelson invasion. 225 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,703 I've seen the way Woody's wife looks at Matthew. 226 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,331 Okay, enough, all right? We're happy that the Harrelsons are here. 227 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,999 Of course we are. 228 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,418 And I'm glad you two aren't feeling cornered 229 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,588 by all those extra hippy-dippy kids running around. 230 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,340 It's just two girls. 231 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,635 Which means you're not the hot young thing anymore. 232 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:21,348 Hey, you mind if I borrow your grandmother? 233 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,392 So this is your big plan now? 234 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:27,103 Smear campaign against my family? 235 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:31,983 What? I'm just a sweet, old lady waiting for the good Lord to take me home. 236 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,317 You know, I'm not going anywhere 237 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,820 until I find out the truth about me and Matthew. 238 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,656 I'm not scared of you, Ma Mac. 239 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,244 Oh, man. She's scary. 240 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,004 Hello, Father. 241 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:56,382 Daughter, there is a matter I wish to discuss with you. 242 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,134 Why are you being so dramatic? 243 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,761 Why does everyone keep saying... 244 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,722 Listen... 245 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,184 Ma Mac, the other night, 246 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:10,480 told me that she knew my father, like, knew him. 247 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,399 - Okay? - Biblically. 248 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,363 And she implied Matthew's dad may well not be his dad. 249 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,282 Which means... 250 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,203 You and Matthew might be brothers? 251 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,372 - Yes. - Holy shit. 252 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,583 Holy shit. 253 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,960 I mean, are you okay? How do you feel? 254 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,712 Am I okay? I feel everything. 255 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,005 He's my best friend. 256 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,424 It would be amazing. 257 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,843 But, also, his dad is everything to him, 258 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,971 and maybe it would break his heart. 259 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,057 Maybe it would fuck up his campaign. 260 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:48,851 Maybe it would end our friendship. 261 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:52,730 I don't know. And I can't say anything to anyone until I know for sure. 262 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,190 I've just been carrying this. 263 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:58,027 I haven't been able to tell anybody, and it's been eating me alive. 264 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,864 Okay. I mean, I'm so sorry, Dad. 265 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,368 Also, why are you telling me this? 266 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,161 I needed a great mind, 267 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,456 and you are the smartest person I know. 268 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,960 Thanks. 269 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,880 Okay. We're gonna order a DNA test. 270 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,424 We're gonna collect some of Matthew's hair or saliva. 271 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,884 Already great ideas. 272 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,428 And then we're gonna send it off to a lab to get it tested. 273 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,055 Should just take a couple of weeks. 274 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,515 We don't have a couple of weeks. 275 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,559 I don't think Ma Mac wants me to know. 276 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,644 She's been angling to get us kicked out of here. 277 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:35,399 Okay, so then we need to come up with an idea so she can't do that. 278 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,108 Right. 279 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,277 Right, right, right. 280 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:44,907 I have one foolproof way that I have used in the past to great success. 281 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,158 You are not gonna get a-- 282 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,411 Hey, kiddos! 283 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,455 Oh, my gosh, a puppy. 284 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,540 That's right. 285 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:56,169 An adorable little puppy just for you. 286 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,880 Wood, no puppy for us. Thank you very much. 287 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,339 That's not happening. Nonnegotiable. 288 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,258 What in God's name is going on here? 289 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:06,846 It's just good old Uncle Woody bestowing upon Matthew and his family 290 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,057 the greatest gift of all... 291 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,101 - love. - Love? Uh-huh. 292 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,645 And some chewed up furniture, and six pounds of turds 293 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,355 that you know who is gonna have to clean it up. 294 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,399 - No. - No, no, dude, you can leave it. 295 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,901 It's actually good for the soil. 296 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,819 I'm not gonna leave shit all over my yard. 297 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,863 It's not gonna be that much shit. 298 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,489 I mean, Little Woody's just a puppy. 299 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,658 - Little Woody? - Well, whatever they wanna call him. 300 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,285 I love my Little Woody. 301 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,453 Well, yeah. 302 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,789 Kiddos, enjoy it for the next couple of hours, but that's not our dog. 303 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,459 Don't forget, you got chores you gotta finish by sundown. 304 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,127 Sir. Yes, sir. 305 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,839 Hey, sorry, but what is happening here? 306 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,175 Sometimes when things get sort of crazy and out of control, 307 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,136 my dad starts acting like a general and he gets us in line, 308 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,472 you know, sort of... 309 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,182 I mean, don't you ever get disciplined? 310 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,850 Only if we do something really bad, 311 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,979 but then I just play the adopted card and my dad gets weird and drops it. 312 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,650 Well... 313 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,736 - What? - Pretty good, huh? 314 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,322 Dogs are glue. 315 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,824 How many families on the verge of divorce, 316 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,078 they get a dog, shaboom, two more years? 317 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,038 You know, it doesn't really make sense to me, 318 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,541 but you might be a low-key genius. 319 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,291 Say what? 320 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,461 Nothing low-key about it, you know. 321 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,714 I mean, I always thought of myself as book smart and street smart, 322 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:27,803 but now I really gotta throw genius into the mix. 323 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,389 Yeah. 324 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,140 Look, I know your dad asked us to rake leaves, 325 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,227 but is this even still your property? 326 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:44,611 Oh, shoot. Look. 327 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,697 Check it out. It's a red-oak acorn. 328 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,198 You got an acorn? 329 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,742 Wait. In the forest? That's... That is unbelievable. 330 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,370 Yeah, well. You know, I used to collect these when I was younger. 331 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,206 I thought it was cool what they represent, you know? 332 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,333 Well, that explains so much. 333 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,544 Almost too much. 334 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,545 Yeah, I don't know. 335 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:06,549 I just... I liked the idea that no matter how small the acorn is, 336 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,678 one day it's gonna grow into this giant oak. You know, and... 337 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,889 Well... 338 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,641 Like, here, maybe anytime you doubt yourself 339 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,602 or forget how awesome you are, 340 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,353 you can think about this acorn, 341 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,773 and you can think about how strong you are. 342 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,071 Obviously I'm joking though. 343 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,949 I'm... Mainly it's like a metaphor-joke thing. 344 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,118 It's... I'm not really, like, an acorn collector. 345 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,287 I don't have an organized shelf or anything in my bedroom or... 346 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,289 Hey. It's really sweet. 347 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,751 Thank you. Yeah. Sorry. 348 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,794 Yeah, let's go. 349 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,632 - Okay, can you roll over? - Little Woody! 350 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,592 Here. There's some treats over here. 351 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,219 Roll over. Down. 352 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,512 Uh-huh. 353 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,514 - Little Woody, can you roll? - Little Woody! 354 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,182 - Roll, please. - Hey, Clara? Clara, sweetie. 355 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,434 Hey, can we... Can we get back to our chores, please? 356 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,144 He won't roll over for me, Dad. 357 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,064 Well, that's because training a dog takes a lot of time, sweetie. 358 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,107 A lot of time that you don't have. 359 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,817 Let's go finish up our chores, okay? 360 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,277 River, easy on the treats. 361 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,487 Can I still eat them? 362 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,614 Eat as many as you want. Just don't tell your mom. 363 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,366 Well, look who decided to show up. 364 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,992 Mr. Magnanimous. 365 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,371 Everybody's favorite uncle. 366 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:18,954 I'm onto you, bud. 367 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,708 Trying to curry favor with my kids by bringing 'em a damn puppy. 368 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:27,838 Come on, man. A dog is something that a dad gets his kids when it's time. 369 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,758 Not the wayfaring, wandering uncle who swings through, 370 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,677 "Hey, look what I got you," then leaves. 371 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,263 Who's stuck with taking care of that son of a bitch? Me. 372 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,723 I take exception to the wayfaring, wandering-- 373 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,642 - Really? - Okay, heard. 374 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,018 - Heard? Yeah, okay. Good. - Uh-huh. 375 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,187 Would it help if I, you know, potty-trained him? 376 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,439 - You're gonna potty-train him? - A little wiggle room in the schedule. 377 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,358 "Wiggle room." That's it. That's the problem there. 378 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,818 - The chassis's too loose. - What? 379 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,945 Everyone's got too much wiggle room since you got here. 380 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,446 I'm starting to get the red ass about it. 381 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,075 I don't need anymore distraction right now. Okay? 382 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,995 Come back, Little Woody. Come back! 383 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,747 You know leaves are good for the soil too! 384 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,916 Great! Rake some! 385 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,046 You're a good boy. 386 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,132 Now stay. 387 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,800 Stay. Sit. No, no. No. 388 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,594 Little Woody. 389 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,722 Overplayed your hand, Harrelson. 390 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,517 You know Matthew likes to keep things all tight and buttoned up. 391 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:25,104 Last thing he needs is some wild, out of control, dirty dog 392 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,856 mucking up everything. 393 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,484 You just walked your own nuts right into a NutriBullet. 394 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,279 My nuts are just fine, Ma Mac. 395 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,656 Nobody can resist a dog. 396 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:39,410 I got Joy a dog early in our relationship and look at us now. 397 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,621 Oh, yeah. She's living the life. 398 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:46,209 Sometimes I think that that poor woman's being held against her will. 399 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,253 You know those movies where it's a man and a dog? 400 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:52,965 Always starts out hating the dog, but by the end of it... 401 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,842 Huh? Part of the family. 402 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,554 But you're talking Hollywood. I'm talking real life. 403 00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:02,725 Dogs are just a pain in the ass. That's why they call 'em dogs. 404 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,728 Hey, you can't win 'em all, all right. 405 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,104 Don't kick yourself. 406 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:11,025 It's hard to compete against someone many are calling a low-key genius. 407 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,862 Well, you're standing in a big pile of dog shit, genius. 408 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,536 I know. 409 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,664 It's organic. Circle of life. 410 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,042 You've got an answer for everything. 411 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,336 You'll shut your mouth some day. 412 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,964 Low-key dipshit more like. 413 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,218 Fuck. 414 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,097 Flicked it up on the calf? Come on. 415 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,567 Showtime, motherfucker. 416 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,489 Ma? 417 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,032 I'm sorry. 418 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,868 I'll cry quieter. 419 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,245 No. What's going on, hey? 420 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,163 I don't wanna talk about it. 421 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,540 Well, I think you do. 422 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,126 You're sitting here crying pretty doggone loud. 423 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,878 I think you wanna talk about something. What's up? 424 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:15,841 I was going through your father's things, and I found his college jersey. 425 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:17,967 That's Dad's? 426 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,845 I thought the only jersey left was hanging in that high school. 427 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,473 Here. I want you to have it. 428 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:29,353 I want you to always remember exactly who your father is. 429 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,355 Of course. 430 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,107 Mom, this is incredible. 431 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,359 Yeah. Incredible. 432 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,653 After all these years. 433 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,864 What else you've been sitting on all these years, huh? 434 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,658 - That's a great question. - Love you. 435 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,951 Don't you got a dog to return? 436 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,954 I got the perfect frame for this in my office. 437 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,040 What you got cooking, lady? 438 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,669 Don't you worry them cute little gapped teeth about it, Wood Pecker. 439 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,676 What a day, huh, buddy? 440 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,304 First the dog, now this. Two great gifts. 441 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,388 No, one great gift. 442 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,182 You know, you lose somebody important in your life, 443 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,351 and you don't think you're gonna find new ways to remember them. 444 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,771 And then an unexpected gift like this comes in, and it's just... 445 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,648 It's cool, man. 446 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,899 - Hey, hey, hey! - I got it. 447 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,486 - Hey. Hey, hey. No, no. No, no! - Little Woody! I got him! 448 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,362 Come on, Woody, get it! 449 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,530 Give it up. Come on. 450 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,697 - You're embarrassing me. - Drop! 451 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,991 No, no. No! 452 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,327 Get it, Little Woody! 453 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,828 No! 454 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,622 Okay. 455 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,831 Good news is collar's still intact. 456 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,125 You know, the most important part of a garment is-- 457 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,461 Wood, get that damn dog off my property now. 458 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,671 - Dad, Dad. - What? 459 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,590 You're standing in poo. 460 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,425 Shit. Damn it. 461 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,846 Dude, I'm sorry. We'll get that cleaned up right away. 462 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,555 - Joy! - You know what? 463 00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,558 Maybe it's a good idea you all get outta here by Monday, huh? 464 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,185 Shit. 465 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,356 Is he talking about Little Woody or Big Woody? 466 00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:56,108 Sounds like both. 467 00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,027 This is the worst day of my life! 468 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,904 Hey, buddy. It's all right. We can get through this. 469 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,489 Okay, what is happening here? 470 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,658 Dad made Uncle Woody take our dog back. 471 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:07,618 - No. - McConaugheys! 472 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,453 Tell me what is going on? 473 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,623 Why are all the leaves unraked? No one's doing their chores. 474 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:16,377 I'm sorry, Dad. It's just kinda hard to focus when we're all upset about the dog. 475 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,172 Okay, look. That was never our dog, okay? 476 00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,923 This is really not that big of a deal. 477 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,217 I wish I'd never been born! 478 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:26,929 It's like you're forcing us to give up our child for adoption. 479 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,556 - What? - Hey, guys, 480 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,934 let's watch this slideshow of some of our favorite Little Woody memories. 481 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,479 "Little Woody memories"? 482 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:39,109 Another turning point A fork stuck in the road 483 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,196 We had this fricking dog for, like, half a day! 484 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,865 But it's felt like I've known him forever. 485 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,158 Oh, geez. Okay. 486 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:51,204 Clara, River, Wyatt, we talked about this. 487 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,413 I was clear. 488 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,458 When you have the time to take the responsibility that it takes 489 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,419 to raise and train a dog, then we'll talk about getting another dog. 490 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,754 But not right now, okay? 491 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:01,881 I don't want another dog. 492 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,009 - I just want Little Woody. - Okay. 493 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,389 Took the dog back, dude. Happy now? 494 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:14,978 Where did you take him? 495 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,105 Absolutely not. 496 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,399 - Do you think that this child... - Dog. 497 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,860 ...can go from uncertainty to a forever home, 498 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,821 and then back to uncertainty and then back to a home again 499 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,365 without psychological trauma? 500 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:31,202 Well, I-I kinda thought that dogs could just go from place to place 501 00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,162 - and just move on with their day. - Yeah. 502 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,288 Am I mistaken? 503 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,999 Well, I'm sure in your ivory tower that's how all dogs feel. 504 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,751 Okay, here's the skinny. All right. 505 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,628 He got the dog for my family. 506 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,256 I didn't want it, but my family fell in love with him. 507 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:48,720 Question is, what do I need to pay you to take him home with me right now? 508 00:23:49,388 --> 00:23:50,763 This is an adoption. 509 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,683 I know you celebrities are accustomed to buying dogs 510 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,102 like they're sushi rolls and felt hats. 511 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,396 But this is not a store, and this is not a product. 512 00:23:58,397 --> 00:24:01,108 This is a family member. 513 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,235 How much? 514 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:05,904 $5,000. 515 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:08,531 Five grand for the dog? 516 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:11,284 Consider it a donation to Texans Against Animal Cruelty. 517 00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,702 If you want a second chance, 518 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:15,621 it would be a very worthy organization for a donation. 519 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,082 Dude, I would pony up for you, 520 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,126 - but I left my wallet in the car. - Of course, you did. 521 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,086 You know what? Five grand. Run it on that card. 522 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,006 Okay? Great deal. Speaking of second chances... 523 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,342 - Guess that's the cost of fame. - Y'all hang on a second. 524 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:30,011 Lucy. 525 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,221 Hey. Matthew McConaughey. We met last week. 526 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,266 Yeah. No, I know who you are. I have a poster of you above my bed. 527 00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:37,018 - Still? - Always. 528 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,312 Wow. Well, thank you, I think. 529 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,521 Listen, 530 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,608 I wanted to get back to you about your question you had on chapter 313. 531 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:46,569 I'd like to take another shot at helping you with your problem. 532 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:48,696 I did some digging and here's the situation. 533 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:51,908 So, the tax hike that has come since its expiration, 534 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:55,453 it's affecting a lot of people, especially in the rural areas like your mother. 535 00:24:55,454 --> 00:25:00,833 Now, my advice is you can partner with local ISDs and other counties in Texas 536 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,919 that are thinking like you, okay? 537 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,462 You do that, you get a collective voice, 538 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,923 then you're gonna have a better chance of your representative, 539 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:08,424 who you elect in November, 540 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:11,094 hearing you when it gets back to the ballot, okay? 541 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,097 All right. Sorry to inconvenience you and... 542 00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:15,724 Sorry about your mom. 543 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,434 - Thank you. - All right. 544 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,565 So, we own ourselves a dog? 545 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,359 You do not own a dog. 546 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,903 But you can have the privilege of living with an animal. 547 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,905 Whatever, man. 548 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:31,907 Come on. 549 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:34,785 It was a pleasure doing business with you. 550 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,881 Wow, dude, you look like a beer commercial. 551 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:49,883 Mind if I... 552 00:25:58,517 --> 00:26:02,144 You do know that you are the only lunatic walking this planet 553 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:06,441 who would get his best friend's family a dog without even asking. 554 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,151 You know that? 555 00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:15,033 Yet, at the same time, I gotta admit the results are, 556 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,161 well, making a lot of people happy. 557 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:23,374 Yeah. Buddy, I know you did not want this dog... 558 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,335 - No. - ...but they all did. 559 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,838 And if you will excuse a sensational metaphor, 560 00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:32,675 you acted as a very honorable governor to your family. 561 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:37,181 You listened to your constituents and you made them all pretty damn happy. 562 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,144 That's very democratic of you, buddy. 563 00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:46,773 Does that mean you don't want us to hit the road mañana? 564 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:53,864 No, not unless it's the road to the soul, brother. 565 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,408 - Goddamn it. - Like that one? 566 00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:59,869 - You are so folksy. - You like that one? 567 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,621 - I love it. I mean... - You're my guy. 568 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:05,583 ...I'm from Texas, but you're like a belt buckle come to life, man. 569 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:06,959 Come on. 570 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,879 All right. I'm gonna go grab a cold one. 571 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,381 All right. Get me a beer too, will you? 572 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,969 I was talking about an ice water bong, but I'll get you a beer. 573 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:18,555 Appreciate that. 574 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:23,310 Well, your dumbass dog trick worked, didn't it? 575 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:26,647 Ma Mac, I love you. 576 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,649 And I love your family. 577 00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,776 And I just want you to know I'm gonna let this whole thing drop. 578 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:33,236 That so? 579 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:36,197 Yeah. I mean, Matthew and I are brothers. 580 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:38,157 The kind of brothers that don't need proof. 581 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,159 So, if you tell me there's nothing to look into, 582 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,871 I take you at your word and I'm just gonna let it go. 583 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,582 Well, fucking well. 584 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:48,501 You know, I can't promise though 585 00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,963 that those Travis boys ain't gonna come after you. 586 00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:53,965 I took care of that situation too. 587 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:55,967 They ain't gonna be a problem anymore. 588 00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,051 You shitting me? 589 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,053 No. 590 00:27:59,513 --> 00:28:03,642 Hey, you get no more trouble from me, all right? 591 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,435 Truce? 592 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,229 Truce. 593 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,405 You old thing. 594 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,791 - Hey. - Hey. 595 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,962 Order up that DNA test. We need to get some answers. 596 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,046 I'm on it. 597 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,506 Good job, Dad. 598 00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:36,716 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 599 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:40,345 Don't forget you are the daughter of a low-key genius. 600 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,475 Oh, no. Are you fucking kidding-- 601 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,020 What? Does this mutt have IBS? 602 00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:50,689 Little Woody. 603 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:53,150 Come on.