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[smooth jazz music playing]
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Ah, hey, Ma Mac.
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Hey. Check this out.
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[chuckles] That is Wyatt,
crying in his therapy session.
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Look at those tears.
That took me half the morning.
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I'm not sure that
a 16-year-old boy is gonna wanna see
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- himself crying on his birthday cake.
- He requested it.
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He loves his therapist.
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- You know your son, Matthew McConaughey?
- I do.
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Well, he might need a little therapy
if what you told me yesterday is true.
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What'd I tell you?
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Wh… You implied that
Matthew and I might be brothers.
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Are you insane?
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I was drunk.
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Drunk people say a lot of silly things.
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Plus I'm old.
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Old people say silly things.
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And I'm a woman
and women say silly things.
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It's just some silly thing that some
old, drunk woman said to a stoned old guy.
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Sounds like an opportunity
for a lot of misunderstanding.
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If you ain't gonna talk,
I'ma find someone who will.
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Find someone who will what, brother?
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- [chuckles] Brother.
- Good morning.
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- [kisses] Mmm.
- Ah. [chuckles]
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Well, what's cookin',
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- Mr. Governor McConaughey? [chuckles]
- Hey, I like the sound of that.
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Especially on my son's 16th birthday.
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Which is also a big day to hand down
an age-old father-son McConaughey ritual.
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My 16th birthday, I went to pick up
my dad at his favorite bar,
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the Saddle Saloon in Lockhart.
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And he was passed out
under the pool table…
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- Yeah?
- …pants around his ankles,
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bottle of Beam in one hand
and a waitress in the other.
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Different families,
different traditions, brother.
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- [chuckles] Yeah.
- Hey, grab that cake, will you?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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[Matthew] Okay, everybody,
cake and present time.
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I wonder
if the Saddle Saloon is still there.
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[Wyatt] Uh…
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Um…
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The real gift is tomorrow morning,
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when you and I embark
on our first father-son deer hunt.
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An age-old McConaughey rite of passage.
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[chuckles]
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- What a nice birthday gift.
- [Matthew] Hey. Love you.
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Introducing your son to murder.
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McConaugheys are a huntin' breed, bud.
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Always have been.
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You know that killing an innocent animal
is worse than killing a human?
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Uh, what's your algebra there?
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Well, a deer don't frack.
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A itty-bitty baby fawn
never organized a religion.
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A 12-point buck never did an apartheid.
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I've never been prouder.
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- [Val] Okay, who wants more cake?
- [Matthew vocalizes]
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["Give a Little Bit" playing]
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- So where are you--
- Just one second.
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- [watch beeps]
- Remind me to call Douglas.
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- [watch beeps]
- Remind me to call Frank, not Douglas.
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- [watch beeping]
- LOL. Send.
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Well, first of all,
I just wanna say I think
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- you are the next governor of Texas.
- That's good.
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I would not have told my little brother
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I couldn't drive him to rehab
if I thought otherwise.
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And secondly,
I never wanna meet here again.
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Are we in a barn?
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Yeah. It's a quiet place for us to talk,
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'cause we're having a birthday party
for my son up at the house.
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- It's his sweet 16. [chuckles]
- Aw.
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I don't need to see pictures.
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Forgive me for not knowing too much
about the whole election process.
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This is my proverbial first rodeo,
so to speak.
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I love the folksy spirit of this.
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Not personally.
Personally, I find it repulsive,
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but I think it's very good
for the campaign. It's gold.
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So we're about a month out
from any sort of official announcement.
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Right now, we're just setting the table.
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'Cause once that announcement
is out there,
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buckle up chuckle-fucks,
'cause your life's about to change.
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Okay. Well, before we get started,
let me ask a baseline question.
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Why should we hire you as my campaign
manager, Ms. Hillcrest-Barnes-Davies?
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[laughs]
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You're not joking? Okay, I'm sorry.
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I thought the way you said
"Ms. Hillcrest-Barnes-Davies"
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like I was your fourth grade teacher
and you were a little boy…
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I've won my last nine elections.
I'm the one you go with if you wanna win.
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And if you don't wanna win,
I will take a selfie with you
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and send it to my brother
because he loves Superstellar
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and I will see myself to the door.
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- No, no, no, we want to win.
- Yeah.
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I think we are just
all meeting each other.
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Getting a feel for the situation.
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I love you playing the role
of this cool, level-headed spouse.
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It really works for you.
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I am gonna get you a stylist, though,
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because the dress you're wearing,
it's made of jeans.
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And I'm gonna get you
a good hairbrush as well.
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Hey, Siri, remind me to get
the wife a good hairbrush.
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Gwen, my platform is my bloodline.
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Okay? I know that.
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Uh, my dad, Big Mac, he was about
faith, family, tradition, Texas.
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The way he built community
and helped people help themselves
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is something that I aspire
to do more of as governor.
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Wow. Okay.
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We're going for
the real Southern boy angle.
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I love it. And I love your delivery.
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- Well, that's the way I speak.
- There's that Hollywood spunk.
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- [phone buzzes]
- Excuse me. Speaking of family.
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This is Wyatt asking about what time
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- do we leave for the hunt tomorrow.
- Aw. [chuckles]
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Matthew's taking our son
on his first hunt.
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He's a sensitive kid,
but it's important to Matthew.
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He used to go hunting
with his father a lot.
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Val, I'm gonna connect you
with a good storytelling coach,
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'cause my mind started to wander
halfway through your first sentence.
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Remind me to connect the wife
to a storytelling coach.
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Now, next steps.
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A few exploratory meet and greets.
Marketing meetings, stuff like that.
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And mostly, I just want you
to enjoy your last month of freedom
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before I live inside you
and I haunt you like a ghost in a castle.
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Oh, and, um, if you have
any skeletons in the closet whatsoever,
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stuff you wanna get ahead of,
please tell me now.
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Illegitimate children,
war crimes, cults, drugs,
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people you're keeping in a basement.
Pantyhose stuff, foot stuff,
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riding around in cars
with kids that aren't your kids.
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Or even if they are your kids
and you're going too fast.
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Putting your penis out the window.
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Pictures of your penis to people who
want them, people who don't want them.
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And I know it seems like I'm harping
on stuff you could do with your penis,
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but you'd be surprised.
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Most of the stuff that I find
is penis-flavored activities.
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So let me know. I've seen it all.
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There's nothing to worry about.
McConaughey's past is squeaky clean.
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So in the meantime,
Val and I will discuss.
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And thank you for being here.
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We'll get back to you in due time.
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[laughing] Okay.
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Ha! You're gonna make me pee my pants.
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I'm hired. I'll check in in a few days.
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[quirky music playing]
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What the fuck was that?
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All I know is
I raised you girls different.
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Some might say better.
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Raised? Think that
you're using that term quite liberally.
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Well, I…
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I-I like to think
that I set a good example for you girls.
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Mostly of what not to do.
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But at least I know no child of mine
is gonna go hunting.
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[inhales sharply] You know,
if I wanted to go hunting, I would.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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The girl who would daintily pick up
spiders and carry them outside the house
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is gonna murder
an innocent fucking creature?
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Un-fucking-likely.
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[tense drumroll plays]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[object clattering]
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[whispering] There's dew on the ground,
as the sun rises.
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Calling young Wyatt.
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- [gasps]
- Oh, sh…
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- Okay, buddy. Big day. Let's hit it.
- [panting]
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[normal] Okay, I just gotta
do five minutes in my daily journal
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- and then I'm good to go. [sighs]
- No, no, no. Do that in the truck.
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Trust me, you're gonna have
so much more to write about tonight.
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- [laughs] Ah.
- [groans] Ow.
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[Matthew] So we've been over
safety and muzzle management.
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Now we just relax
and look out for surprises.
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[Olive] Hey.
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[playful music playing]
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I wanna go on the hunt.
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Okay.
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You wanna go on the father-son deer hunt
with me and my son Wyatt?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay. Um… What would your dad say?
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I think he'd say that I'm an adult
who can make my own decisions.
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- What do you think, Wyatt?
- Uh, yeah, that's cool.
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We can do the, uh, father-son-Olive trip.
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Let's do it. Load up.
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[Olive] Shotgun.
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[yawns]
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Surprise. [chuckles] I'm coming too.
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All right. We got us
a real, uh, full-house situation.
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[whispering] You okay, dude?
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[whispering] You know,
I was just thinking, um,
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you know how they say, like,
when people die, like,
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their lives flash before their eyes? Well…
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Do you think that maybe
the same thing happens with the deer?
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Like they… I don't know, they see their
mother and, like, their brothers and…
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and all their favorite frolics?
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Hey, man, you really don't have
to do this whole hunting thing.
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If this isn't you, that's okay.
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I will shoot you in the leg.
Make it look like an accident.
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[peaceful music playing]
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[Matthew] You know, out here,
Mother Nature is the great equalizer.
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Time stands still,
memory catches up to you.
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And suddenly everything in your past
and the path you took to get here
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becomes perfectly clear.
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You know, some people say
you can't go back, but I say you can.
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Just gotta look in the right place.
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Wait, isn't that
from your Lincoln commercial?
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Most of it.
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- [mosquito buzzes]
- [Kai groans]
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[country song playing on speakers]
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Howdy.
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Well, fuck me in the ass sideways.
You're Woody Harrelson.
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- [chuckles] Yeah. How you doin'?
- [bartender] So what brings you here?
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You know, I drank my first beer sittin'
right over there when I was ten years old.
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I threw up on that pool table.
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It was actually later the same day.
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- [bartender] Hmm.
- I'm on a bit of a fact-finding mission.
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I know it's a long shot but, uh…
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I was just wondering
if any of these old-timers
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might remember my dad, Clive Harrelson,
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hanging out here in the late '60s
with a lady friend,
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foul mouth, uh, scary eyes,
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you could imagine her becoming
a lovable sociopath later in life.
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Any of you fellas know Clive Harrelson?
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[patrons murmuring]
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Anybody?
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Hey, listen, I'll leave the, uh…
the… the wifey's number here for ya,
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and, uh, if you hear anything,
just let me know, yeah?
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Thank you.
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Nice pen. Can you… Mind if I…
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No. Leave it.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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It's hard to find a nice pen like that.
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[intriguing folk music playing]
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[line ringing]
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Hey. You're never gonna guess
who showed up here.
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So are you having a nice hunt?
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- Mosquitoes, guns and sap.
- [chuckles]
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What's not to love?
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How are you? How's your hunt?
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You feel like you're sticking it to Dad?
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Uh, yeah.
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If he ever crawled out of his own asshole
long enough to notice what I'm doing.
236
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,876
Yeah. He didn't handle
your breakup great, did he?
237
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,213
You mean when he army crawled
into the ocean 'cause he saw women crying?
238
00:11:54,715 --> 00:12:00,303
I think maybe the thing about Dad
is that he has terrible instincts
239
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:06,435
and his feelings are so big
that he just can't handle them.
240
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,896
But you can't really say
that he doesn't love us.
241
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,772
Like, he loves us.
242
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:15,484
Like, it's kind of scary
how much he loves us.
243
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,155
So, maybe just throw him a bone.
244
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,823
Hmm. Maybe.
245
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,325
[Matthew] Girls! [whistles] Move it!
246
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,536
- All right, let's go. Okay.
- Yeah. Okay.
247
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:34,671
I'm starving.
248
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,840
Anybody notice I was gone?
249
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,425
Nope, but I noticed you're back.
250
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,677
Yeah, yeah, I, uh…
251
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,513
I had to do some errands.
252
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:47,100
Picked up some stuff at a store
that sells, uh…
253
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:50,520
stuff.
254
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,230
You know you left your dishes in the sink?
255
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,941
I figured you got someone
who takes care of that, right?
256
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,859
We do. It's me.
257
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,654
Well, thank you rightly.
258
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,572
So nice out here.
259
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,657
[Val] Mm-hmm.
260
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,117
It's so quiet and…
261
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,747
Wh… [sighs] Why is it so quiet?
Where is everybody?
262
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,167
Matthew and Wyatt went on a hunt,
and I think Kai and Olive went with them.
263
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,586
- On the hunt?
- Yeah.
264
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,633
[screams]
265
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,600
We don't know what you're saying.
266
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,770
[gentle, suspenseful music playing]
267
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,108
It's like watching
a mime who hates himself.
268
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,778
[whispering] See right down
the creek bed? He's waitin' on us.
269
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,947
Quiet now.
270
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,539
I don't wanna put
too much pressure on you, but…
271
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,877
I got my first buck on my very first hunt
on my very first shot.
272
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,256
The fact is, for eight generations
of McConaugheys,
273
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,926
they all got their first buck on their
first hunt on their very first shot.
274
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:07,639
If you don't, I just wanna let you know
you'll be the first.
275
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,559
- No pressure.
- [hawk squawks]
276
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,898
Now listen to the sound of
the cardinals, the blue jays…
277
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,733
- And the…
- [hawk squawks]
278
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,194
…red-tailed hawk up there.
279
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,945
That's your soundtrack.
280
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:26,116
An invitation to send that deer to heaven.
281
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,576
You think that deer really go to heaven?
282
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,662
Uh-huh. If they believe in Jesus, they do.
283
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,833
Stock to shoulder, scope to the eye.
284
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,586
[Olive] Oh, my God, I can't look.
285
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,339
Squeeze.
286
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,050
Squeeze. Come on.
287
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,301
No!
288
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,136
- Uncle Woody!
- [Woody] Stop!
289
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,096
- [normal] What the hell?
- [Woody] Go!
290
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,307
Run free, take nothing for granted!
291
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,476
What is your major malfunction, man?
292
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,145
- You almost got yourself killed.
- Better me than the deer.
293
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,480
Oh, really? You dumbass.
294
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,398
What are you doing mad at me, man?
295
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,734
- I'm mad at you, motherfucker!
- For what?
296
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:05,488
For kidnapping my daughters
and making them accessories to murder!
297
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,198
[Matthew] Hunt's over. I'm calling it.
298
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,661
Kai, Wyatt, go with Olive.
Y'all take the truck, head on home.
299
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,829
You and me, we got some talking to do.
300
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh, yeah. I got some talking
301
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,125
- to do with you, motherfucker.
- [Matthew] Come on.
302
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:23,214
What kind of sicko lures my children
into a cannibalistic ritual?
303
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,049
Man, you got some serious issues.
304
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,637
No, the issue is that you came this close
to gettin' yourself killed, man!
305
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,222
Not to mention that you sabotaged
306
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:34,601
a once-in-a-lifetime bonding experience
between me and my son!
307
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,352
What about my girls?
308
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:40,314
This is one of the few things
I've passed on to my kids.
309
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,442
That I have never harmed
an innocent creature.
310
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:48,948
And I would wager that even in the eyes
of God, it is an unforgivable sin
311
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,159
- to take the life of an animal--
- [deer bleats]
312
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,579
[brakes squeal]
313
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,170
Huh.
314
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,588
And you were saying?
315
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,590
[playful music playing]
316
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:06,966
[exhales sharply]
317
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,427
[Ma Mac] Whoo-hoo!
318
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,971
Fresh meat!
319
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,639
I didn't do that, did I?
320
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,601
Did I, like,
suppress a memory or something?
321
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,686
It was me, Wyatt.
322
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,479
- What happened?
- I don't know.
323
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,940
He just came out of nowhere…
324
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,442
Ugh.
325
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:28,029
And now I got blood on my hands,
and I'll never be clean.
326
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,990
Okay. Um…
327
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,869
Uh, do you wanna breathe?
Or maybe do some screaming?
328
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,205
I'll call my guru, Gary.
329
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,248
This is bigger than Gary.
330
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,042
My sweet boy.
331
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,877
I knew today wasn't for you.
332
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,338
My birthday wish is that he wakes up.
333
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,216
He's gonna be okay, right?
334
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,761
Uh… [stammers] Yeah. Yeah.
335
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,514
Bit of a sensitive group, huh?
336
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,392
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
337
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:02,396
I may have misread
everyone's appetite for this whole ordeal.
338
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,733
I think I might have to recalibrate. Um…
339
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,611
Hey, everybody, we got a meeting
at the fire pit in 20 minutes.
340
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,196
Attendance mandatory.
341
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,913
[Woody sighs] Goddamn it.
342
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:19,998
[knocks on door]
343
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,085
Yeah, Joy,
can you give me a minute, please?
344
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,127
Jo… [breathes heavily]
345
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,422
Olive?
346
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,424
Listen, just…
just take it easy on me, will you?
347
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:35,721
That… That deer made eye contact
with me right at the point of impact,
348
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,516
and what-whatever
you're thinking to say to me,
349
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,270
just know that I am fragile.
350
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,860
I just feel like this is all my fault.
351
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,196
If I didn't go on the hunt,
you would've never killed that deer and…
352
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,574
It's not your fault.
353
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:59,872
And you have many legitimate reasons
to be pissed at me.
354
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:05,586
But for what it's worth,
I'm glad that you don't kill spiders.
355
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,380
[chuckles]
356
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:11,758
I know.
357
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,973
[tender music plays]
358
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:29,610
And I guess I'm really glad
that in our family, we don't hunt.
359
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,323
[chuckles] So…
360
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,826
guess you could say…
361
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,337
you're glad I raised you that way?
362
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,716
Again, I take exception to "raised," but…
363
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,510
yeah, sure.
364
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,845
If it stops you from crying.
365
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,139
[chuckles]
366
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,849
[Olive] Stop crying.
367
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,934
I'm not crying.
368
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,352
- Oh, yeah?
- No, I'm just…
369
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:07,189
- The pollen is insane today.
- [chuckles]
370
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,107
[Matthew] Well, folks,
um, I think it's fair to say
371
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:14,153
that today has not gone
as I planned it to go.
372
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,905
I really thought that right about now,
373
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:19,868
me and Wyatt would be celebrating
his first hunt, his first kill.
374
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,912
Handing a bloody deer heart
back and forth,
375
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,705
seeing who could get the biggest bite.
376
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,502
Salivating over that son of a bitch,
getting bloody. You know?
377
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,008
But, um…
378
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,971
that seems to be a bit tone-deaf
of an idea right now.
379
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:40,973
Um…
380
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:45,393
Reminds me of a book in the Bible,
Ecclesiastes, um,
381
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,646
about there being a time for everything.
382
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,565
Well, there's a time to eat a deer heart
383
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,775
and there's a time
not to eat a deer heart.
384
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,068
[softly] Yeah.
385
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,404
So with that I'd like to say,
thank you, deer.
386
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,488
You were a good deer.
387
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,032
- [Kai] Don't touch it.
- My son, Wyatt, is not going to
388
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,784
take a bite of your heart today.
389
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,788
But I am going to make
a toilet paper holder out of your antlers
390
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,791
- that is going to go in the powder room.
- [Val] Mm-mmm.
391
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,793
But we're gonna do that in private,
me and him.
392
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,879
With that, I say amen.
393
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,380
- Amen.
- [Val] Amen.
394
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:20,511
Now to the man who is responsible
for killing this animal today.
395
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,805
Accidentally.
One hundred percent accidentally.
396
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,098
I was there.
397
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,351
Woody? Like to say a few words?
398
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,897
[Ma Mac] That was beautiful.
399
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,984
I didn't know this deer's story.
400
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:39,238
But in his silence, I see my own.
401
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,991
- What in the hell is he talking about?
- [shushes]
402
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,492
The weight…
403
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,369
[tender music playing]
404
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,955
…of untold truths.
405
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:52,711
The search for belonging.
406
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,883
Quiet ache of things left unsaid.
407
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:05,181
And so that is why this day
feels heavier than just the loss of life.
408
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,767
Because sometimes
409
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:13,565
the hardest part is carrying
what we don't understand.
410
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,449
I honor you.
411
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:29,872
I know you would've been
a dear friend, deer friend.
412
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,458
[chuckles]
413
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,543
[Matthew shushes]
414
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,796
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was a joke.
415
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:38,590
[gentle music playing]
416
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,177
- [Joy] Oh. [clears throat]
- [Kai] Oh. Okay.
417
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,763
His eye's still moist.
418
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,848
[Olive gasps]
419
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,767
Good night, sweet prince.
420
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,478
- Can I kiss the dead deer?
- No.
421
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:57,317
I'm gonna try each
and every day to live a good life,
422
00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,987
to be a honest American
and a truthful Texan,
423
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,698
- just like you.
- [Joy] Hey, Wood?
424
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,950
There's some guy calling for you,
named Creaky Joe
425
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,869
from a bar called the Saddle Saloon?
426
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:10,580
Oh, yeah, Creaky Leaky Joe. Great guy.
427
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,957
Yeah, he's helping me research a role.
428
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:16,170
Hey, uh, see you on the other side, amigo.
429
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,966
[Joy] Please stop giving out
my number to strangers.
430
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,906
Hmm. Hello?
431
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,203
Anybody home?
432
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,253
Creaky Joe?
433
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,213
- [glass shatters]
- [groans] Oh.
434
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,840
[high-pitched ringing]
435
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:06,552
Wakey-wakey, motherfucker.
436
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,054
[Woody stammers]
437
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,305
[tense music playing]
438
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:12,725
Guys, I think there's been
some kind of misunderstanding here.
439
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,353
Can you get that instrument of war
out of my face?
440
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,104
I've had enough guns for one day.
441
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,564
Don't think so.
442
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,649
Who are you guys?
443
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:22,319
We are the Travis Brothers.
444
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,198
Am I meant to know who that is?
445
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:31,994
Motherfucker, we shot a man
in Corpus Christi for smil… [coughing]
446
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,496
Hey, hey, hey.
447
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:35,666
Don't tell people about our killing.
448
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:40,920
Look, your daddy owed us
a big pot of money.
449
00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,214
And then he skipped town.
450
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:46,133
And now it's our turn to collect.
451
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,887
If by "skipped town"
you mean indefinitely incarcerated,
452
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,723
I could see this debt
continuing for some time, hey.
453
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,518
Oh! Okay.
454
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:56,687
Okay, I'll pay you.
455
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:58,729
Don't mess with my moneymaker.
456
00:23:58,730 --> 00:23:59,939
Where's the money?
457
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,109
I don't just carry money around with me.
458
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,277
I mean, I'm an actor.
459
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,696
[stammers] I'll have
my business manager wire it to you.
460
00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:08,865
- How much is it?
- $1,800.
461
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:14,036
You knocked me on the head and
waved the pistola in my face over $1,800?
462
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:16,497
You're goddamn right we do… [coughing]
463
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,332
Hey! Stop trying to yell.
464
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,043
You ain't got the saliva for it.
465
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,087
That was in 1972.
466
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,006
With interest compounded,
467
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:29,218
you owe us $191,000.
468
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:32,972
Guys… [chuckles] …I don't have
that kind of money sittin' around.
469
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,432
I live in a bus.
470
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,225
My wife knits my socks.
471
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,769
I saw your house in Malibu.
472
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,605
Architectural Digest.
473
00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,899
If it's any consolation,
it's a real money pit.
474
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,318
I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna do.
475
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:48,821
You've got the Houston phone book
on your chest.
476
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,240
We're gonna shoot ya.
477
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,285
Bullet's gonna stop somewhere
around M, God willing.
478
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:59,332
And if you don't pay us,
we're gonna strap Beaumont to your chest.
479
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,126
'Cause Beaumont ain't as big as Houston.
480
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:04,754
That's implicit
in what I was sayin', motherfucker!
481
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,464
Well, maybe it wasn't clear.
482
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,466
Maybe he's never been to Beaumont.
483
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:09,884
You been to Beaumont?
484
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,010
Listen, guys.
485
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:13,930
I-I don't have the money to pay you.
486
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,640
I don't have a means to pay you.
487
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:16,933
What about your computer?
488
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:18,809
Yeah, your phone. One of those cash apps.
489
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,898
If you let me go,
I promise to come back here and pay you.
490
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,275
Fuck this bitch.
491
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:27,861
Go get Beaumont.
492
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,196
Don't get Beaumont!
493
00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:31,323
[gunshot]
494
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,536
You two pencil-dicked Travis assholes,
495
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,496
you best untie that boy right quick.
496
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,666
Before I finish
the job diabetes started on ya.
497
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,209
- You heard her.
- [TJ mutters]
498
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,461
[stammers] All right, don't get hasty.
499
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,963
We're doin' it, Ma Mac.
500
00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:49,967
Oh. Very odd you call her Ma Mac too.
501
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,178
- [groans] Holy shit, I've been shot!
- Jesus Christ.
502
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,305
[stammers] I didn't think
the thing was loaded!
503
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,724
You're in no condition to carry live ammo.
504
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,310
Don't tell me what to do
in front of our goddamn victim!
505
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,771
Oh, my God. They were right.
506
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:04,773
It stopped at the M.
507
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:06,983
Told ya.
508
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,443
[playful music playing]
509
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:11,737
Ma Mac, thank you so much.
510
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,573
You just saved my bacon. [stammers]
511
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:14,866
How'd you know I was here?
512
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:18,245
'Cause I heard your wife
take the call, you moron.
513
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:23,958
Now listen to me. I told you there
is nothing for you to be bothered about.
514
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:27,420
But you just can't leave
well enough alone, can you?
515
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:31,175
And now you done kicked
over a hornet's nest.
516
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,053
You only get one of those, motherfucker.
517
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,722
[engine starts, revs]
518
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:41,185
["Kick It Out" playing]