1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,559 --> 00:00:04,059 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- MY-SUBS.com -- 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,480 - Target is Doc Seismic. 3 00:00:10,804 --> 00:00:12,890 Huh? 4 00:00:14,016 --> 00:00:15,536 We're going to college together. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,103 I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all. 6 00:00:18,187 --> 00:00:19,772 The Immortal's now in charge. 7 00:00:19,855 --> 00:00:21,732 We are down, Houston. 8 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:24,610 If a single sequid fuses with 9 00:00:24,693 --> 00:00:28,113 one of your people, they will rise up as one. 10 00:00:28,197 --> 00:00:29,948 Finally, some action! 11 00:00:30,908 --> 00:00:33,160 I always wanted to be my dad. 12 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,454 What if that happens? 13 00:00:35,537 --> 00:00:37,706 It's been an honor, sir. 14 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,667 I'm better. 15 00:00:40,751 --> 00:00:42,836 - I'm stronger. I'm ready. - No, you're not. 16 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,548 I'll work for you, just put me back out there. 17 00:00:48,263 --> 00:00:52,058 For some of you, it probably seemed like 18 00:00:52,059 --> 00:00:53,977 this day would never come. 19 00:00:54,181 --> 00:00:58,685 For others, it came far too quickly. 20 00:00:58,769 --> 00:01:02,648 Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this. 21 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:05,526 For what comes next. 22 00:01:05,609 --> 00:01:11,031 You are. I look out at this class and I see hope. 23 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:15,035 I see a bright new world with a special place 24 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:19,081 for each and every one of you. You may not know yet... 25 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:23,168 Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he? 26 00:01:23,252 --> 00:01:26,838 - He's just running a little late. - This is why I quit superheroing. 27 00:01:26,922 --> 00:01:30,300 I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once. 28 00:01:30,384 --> 00:01:31,969 It needs to be enjoyed. 29 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:36,974 - Appreciated. Savored. - He'll be here. He promised. 30 00:01:37,986 --> 00:01:40,769 Look at you. You're thieves! Rapists! 31 00:01:40,853 --> 00:01:42,938 Criminals. 32 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:47,860 All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra therma. 33 00:01:47,943 --> 00:01:51,576 What is it with you and historical monuments? 34 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:54,366 S... Uh, Professor Seismic, right? 35 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:57,619 Doc Seismic. I never taught. 36 00:01:57,703 --> 00:02:00,664 Didn't you fall into, like, a huge pool of lava? 37 00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:03,876 I fell into a new realm of understanding. 38 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:07,671 Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from? 39 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,591 He asked, expecting some idiotic answer. 40 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:15,137 - Uh... - Granite stolen from the Earth. 41 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:18,140 Iron ripped from her loins. 42 00:02:18,223 --> 00:02:20,851 Bricks made of the clay she bleeds 43 00:02:20,934 --> 00:02:23,979 from humanity's endless ruinations. 44 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:27,312 Isn't that... most buildings? 45 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:32,237 You can keep the ones made of wood. 46 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:36,367 Everything else, we're taking back. 47 00:02:37,159 --> 00:02:38,159 Ha! 48 00:02:42,122 --> 00:02:44,082 Ah! 49 00:02:50,005 --> 00:02:54,134 I made a few new friends during my time underground. 50 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:57,596 Meet my Magmanites. 51 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,219 I liked you better when you just hated presidents. 52 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:09,483 As you find your place in the world, 53 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:11,777 know that it won't always be easy. 54 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:14,696 Sometimes, life hits you with everything it's got. 55 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:22,393 Huh? 56 00:03:40,389 --> 00:03:44,643 The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh. 57 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:46,846 When you find yourself 58 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:49,231 in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid. 59 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:53,985 For without adversity, there can be no triumph. 60 00:03:54,069 --> 00:03:55,988 Without testing your limits, 61 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:59,366 you will never know how strong you truly are. 62 00:04:22,624 --> 00:04:25,453 You're running out of time, kid. 63 00:04:25,488 --> 00:04:27,849 I know. 64 00:04:30,507 --> 00:04:31,633 Aah! 65 00:04:34,386 --> 00:04:38,140 See? Even your greatest heroes are useless 66 00:04:38,223 --> 00:04:41,643 against the power of Doc... 67 00:04:53,947 --> 00:04:55,323 Nice save, Mark. 68 00:04:55,407 --> 00:04:57,887 Would've been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed 69 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,847 another one of America's greatest treasures. 70 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,913 It's not destroyed. 71 00:05:02,914 --> 00:05:05,250 I could, you know, I could try pushing it back out 72 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:08,211 - to, you know... - Do not do that. 73 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:09,880 We'll take it from here. 74 00:05:09,963 --> 00:05:13,049 As the great Abraham Lincoln once said, 75 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:16,678 "Whatever you are, be a good one." 76 00:05:16,761 --> 00:05:19,556 Did he, though? Did he really say that? 77 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:21,683 Doesn't sound very Lincoln-y. 78 00:05:21,766 --> 00:05:23,476 So, all I missed were the 79 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,896 made-up inspirational quotes? Cool. 80 00:05:25,979 --> 00:05:28,231 Hey there, hero. Good timing. 81 00:05:28,315 --> 00:05:29,315 - Mm. - Mm. 82 00:05:31,109 --> 00:05:33,235 Is that... sulfur? 83 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,405 Oh, man, wait till I tell you about this guy. 84 00:05:35,488 --> 00:05:38,325 He's a case against higher education. 85 00:05:39,993 --> 00:05:41,411 Amber Justine Bennett. 86 00:05:42,913 --> 00:05:45,332 Yeah! 87 00:05:45,415 --> 00:05:47,292 William Francis Clockwell. 88 00:05:48,752 --> 00:05:51,630 I'd say it's been fun, but, you know... high school. 89 00:05:51,713 --> 00:05:53,965 Markus Sebastian Grayson. 90 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,885 Let's go, Markus. 91 00:05:56,968 --> 00:05:59,221 Samantha Eve Wilkins. 92 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:04,893 Markus Sebastian? 93 00:06:04,976 --> 00:06:08,104 I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore. 94 00:06:08,188 --> 00:06:12,567 Some secrets should never be revealed... Justine. 95 00:06:14,653 --> 00:06:17,781 Everyone, please rise. 96 00:06:17,864 --> 00:06:20,033 Congratulations, graduates. 97 00:06:20,116 --> 00:06:22,642 Yeah! 98 00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:26,456 Ooh, crap. 99 00:06:26,539 --> 00:06:29,876 Remember, be bold, 100 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,879 be original, be... 101 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:52,148 I don't know. I don't feel any different. 102 00:06:52,232 --> 00:06:56,194 It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity. 103 00:06:56,278 --> 00:06:59,572 Amber, summer plans. Go. 104 00:06:59,656 --> 00:07:01,950 Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late 105 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:06,371 for two whole months. I mean... 106 00:07:06,454 --> 00:07:08,206 on the weekends, maybe. 107 00:07:09,207 --> 00:07:12,502 I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. 108 00:07:12,585 --> 00:07:14,421 Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering 109 00:07:14,504 --> 00:07:16,131 for the Katie Giles campaign? 110 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:19,134 That's your idea of a summer vacation? 111 00:07:19,217 --> 00:07:21,720 Hey, Giles is the real deal. 112 00:07:21,803 --> 00:07:24,055 Do you even know your state comptroller? 113 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:27,726 I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you. 114 00:07:27,809 --> 00:07:30,353 I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show 115 00:07:30,437 --> 00:07:33,690 I've never heard of and binge every episode twice. 116 00:07:33,773 --> 00:07:36,401 Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vay-cay. 117 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:42,115 I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction, up in Chicago. 118 00:07:43,908 --> 00:07:45,660 Sorry, I didn't mean to make that 119 00:07:45,744 --> 00:07:50,332 - weird for you or... - No, that's... that's amazing. 120 00:07:50,415 --> 00:07:53,043 Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face? 121 00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:54,627 Seems cathartic. 122 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:58,048 Right now, I'm just happy helping people. 123 00:07:58,131 --> 00:08:01,551 Speaking of... 124 00:08:05,221 --> 00:08:07,891 God, I love having superhero friends. 125 00:08:07,974 --> 00:08:09,392 I mean Eve, specifically. 126 00:08:09,476 --> 00:08:12,854 Mark won't even take me flying anymore. Boo. Hiss. 127 00:08:12,937 --> 00:08:16,274 To graduation and new beginnings. 128 00:08:16,358 --> 00:08:19,735 - Mark? - I'm on call. Cecil might need me. 129 00:08:19,819 --> 00:08:22,113 You're always on call now. 130 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:25,363 - That's the job. - It's all right. 131 00:08:26,159 --> 00:08:27,660 Here. 132 00:08:29,037 --> 00:08:31,831 - What's this? - Virgin mai tai. 133 00:08:33,124 --> 00:08:36,753 - Very funny. - Cheers, guys. 134 00:08:36,836 --> 00:08:38,587 To the best summer ever. 135 00:08:38,671 --> 00:08:40,173 ♪ Just another day ♪ 136 00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:41,573 ♪ Lucky that you got that ♪ 137 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,558 I'm telling you, this Martian problem 138 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:46,768 isn't gonna fix itself. They were gonna execute us. 139 00:08:46,851 --> 00:08:48,853 We-we barely got off that rock alive. 140 00:08:48,937 --> 00:08:51,147 Come on. They were trying to save their planet. 141 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,774 From their own slaves. 142 00:08:52,857 --> 00:08:55,777 If those sequids ever take over, Earth is next. 143 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,570 We need to strike first. 144 00:08:57,654 --> 00:08:59,614 Send up that Invincible guy again. 145 00:08:59,698 --> 00:09:02,909 You're talking about starting an interplanetary war. 146 00:09:05,161 --> 00:09:09,677 - Hm... Livingston? - Uh... What-what-what? 147 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:10,834 Well, what-what makes you 148 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:14,045 think I know anything about Martians? 149 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,889 Is that how you say it... Martians? 150 00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:20,061 I, um, I have to visit... the urination chamber. 151 00:09:24,222 --> 00:09:25,890 Get a grip. Get a grip. 152 00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:29,477 You are a smart Earth astronaut. 153 00:09:31,229 --> 00:09:33,231 Say, uh, everything okay, Rus? 154 00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:36,568 Fine. Everything... everything's okay, yeah. 155 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,411 Sorry, how long have you been standing there? 156 00:09:38,435 --> 00:09:40,989 Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide. 157 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:42,490 Well, I, uh, l-listen, son, 158 00:09:42,573 --> 00:09:45,368 I know things haven't been easy since Mars. 159 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,787 After what you all went through up there, 160 00:09:47,871 --> 00:09:51,791 no one can blame you for being a little, uh... 161 00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:59,382 Uh... not yourself. 162 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:03,386 But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston, 163 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,639 this is the U.S. Space Administration, 164 00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:11,394 - not therapy. - Oh, God. No. 165 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,481 Well, I-I don't know how else to say this... 166 00:10:14,564 --> 00:10:17,192 - Please don't kill me! - What? 167 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:20,362 Spare me! I won't fail you again. 168 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,322 I swear on my three-chambered heart. 169 00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:24,366 Just please do not stab all three of them. 170 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:29,079 Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree. No one's killing anybody. 171 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,540 But effective immediately, you're taking a temporary leave 172 00:10:32,624 --> 00:10:34,292 till you can get your head on straight. 173 00:10:48,098 --> 00:10:49,391 Holy shit. 174 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,853 Um... 175 00:11:07,158 --> 00:11:09,994 Whew. There. 176 00:11:10,078 --> 00:11:12,580 Saved you some work. 177 00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:16,251 What the hell do you think you're doing? 178 00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:19,276 You scared the piss out of my entire crew. 179 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,217 - Uh, I'm just trying to help. - How do I know that's to code? 180 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,261 You know what? 181 00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:28,346 Go stuff your code up your ass. 182 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:31,808 I live in that building. And if it was up to the bureaucrats, 183 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,686 we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until Labor Day. 184 00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:39,315 - Thanks. - Thank you. 185 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,819 Mommy, does this mean we can go home now? 186 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:45,572 It's about time someone cut through all the red tape 187 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,950 and did something, instead of just talking about it. 188 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:50,753 You know how long I've been begging the city 189 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,078 to clean up that mess? 190 00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:54,747 Six years. 191 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,000 Oh, but unless you know somebody? 192 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:01,671 - Good luck. - You know me, don't you? 193 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:35,788 - Wow. - That is so cool! 194 00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,172 Hey, Mom. 195 00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:47,425 No, no, everything's fine. Great, actually. 196 00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:50,220 I was just thinking about you, and... Wait. 197 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,305 Is something wrong? 198 00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:56,434 - Hey, Mom. - Morning. 199 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,146 Since when do you drink coffee? 200 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,023 Since I got my powers. 201 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:08,655 - Oh. I hadn't noticed. - Mm. 202 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,867 It keeps doing that. 203 00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:16,871 I told Cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs. 204 00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:18,831 Yeah, well, at least he fixed our house. 205 00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,416 His people shot it up. 206 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,753 Can we please not do this right now? 207 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:28,716 Sorry. I guess we're both still a bit raw. 208 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,637 So... how about we take a little break? 209 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:37,809 I found some crazy deals online. I'm-I'm thinking beach trip. 210 00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:42,522 You and me. Somewhere tropical with a-a fancy hotel. 211 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:43,690 Bermuda. 212 00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:46,150 - Maybe Saint Lucia. - Seriously? 213 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:52,823 - Call it a graduation present. - I mean, I want to, but... 214 00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:55,107 Cecil told me the Guardians are working out some issues, 215 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:58,079 and I don't know if I can take off right now. 216 00:13:58,162 --> 00:14:00,039 Well, what about taking the time to enjoy 217 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:05,128 - your last summer being a kid? - I'm not a kid anymore. 218 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,547 Yes, I know that. You're an adult. 219 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,465 But that means making your own choices. 220 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,511 - You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you. - Yeah, Mom, I kind of do. 221 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:17,140 The last time I did this on my own, half a city got destroyed. 222 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,642 - I understand. - No, you don't. 223 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,811 Let me finish. I understand why you think 224 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,314 you have to prove yourself, but you don't. 225 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,732 You're a good person. 226 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:27,895 No one thinks you're gonna turn out like your father. 227 00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:29,569 Well, then why would you even say it? 228 00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,904 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. 229 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:34,115 Mark, I need you. 230 00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:36,451 - Thank God. - What? 231 00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:38,537 - I have to go. - Wait, Mark. Wait... 232 00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:48,963 I quit. 233 00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:52,425 I'm done. Fuck your training, man. 234 00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:59,682 People try and kill me every single day. 235 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,560 Look, I don't need that shit at home. 236 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:06,272 Somebody got me in the balls. 237 00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:08,545 Maybe if you trained more and complained less, 238 00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:13,279 we could get back to saving lives. 239 00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:14,739 We just stopped him from being that guy, 240 00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:17,308 and now we've got you? 241 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,953 Ugh, fuck my life. 242 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,213 Kate? Is that you? 243 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:34,217 I've got a boo-boo that could use some dupli-kisses. 244 00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:37,970 First of all, 245 00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:39,764 we are not dating. 246 00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:42,684 And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace. 247 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,228 So kiss your own boo-boo... 248 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,773 boo... boo... 249 00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:50,900 Wait, I know that look. 250 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:55,071 Oh, are you shitting me? 251 00:15:55,154 --> 00:16:01,160 - You goddamn geriatric hypocrite. - This is none of your business. 252 00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:03,454 - Aw, come on! - You and I were never a thing. 253 00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:06,582 The Immortal and I are. Deal with it. 254 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,875 Kate. 255 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:11,754 Don't do this. Please. 256 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,258 We called them heroes, 257 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,052 role models, protectors. 258 00:16:18,136 --> 00:16:20,388 But no one ever expected to call 259 00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:23,266 the Guardians of the Globe victims. 260 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,977 Welcome to our first annual commemoration 261 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,146 of the massacre that shook the world. 262 00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:31,482 We begin by honoring Aquarus, King of Atlantis. 263 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,317 Aquarus first won hearts 264 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,486 and minds when he singlehandedly rescued... 265 00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,531 - Hi, Rus. - Yes, Rus. 266 00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:40,742 I know you lost your job, 267 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,545 but the rent's been due for months. So, you know... 268 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,938 - I do? - ...served as a symbol 269 00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,417 for those of us who feel different... 270 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,820 Just find a way to pay your bills, 271 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,254 or I need you out by the end of next week. 272 00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,506 Next, we honor the Guardians' 273 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:59,343 fallen green do-gooder: Martian Man. 274 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:01,429 He may have come from the stars, 275 00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,222 but Martian Man will always be 276 00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:06,184 one of Earth's greatest superheroes. 277 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:07,477 While taking on bigger threats 278 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,227 was part of his job as a Guardian, 279 00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:11,022 Martian Man always 280 00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:14,609 made time to help first responders on the scene. 281 00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,360 With his gentle nature 282 00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:20,978 and kind spirit, Martian Man made Earth his home. 283 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,547 Here's the need-to-know. 284 00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:33,294 We've had multiple corroborated sightings of Darkwing, 285 00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:36,214 which is perturbing to me, considering that I personally 286 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:39,175 ID'd what was left of his rib cage last year. 287 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,431 - Oh, uh, sorry. - It's okay. 288 00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,600 So, observe and report? 289 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:50,598 That's why you're employee of the month, kid. 290 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:53,940 Midnight City. 291 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,483 Been a virtual no-man's-land 292 00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:58,486 since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in '02. 293 00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:02,406 So when you say "cursed," is that, like, a metaphor or... 294 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,410 What the hell? 295 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,912 I mean it's cursed. 296 00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:10,706 Permanent midnight, perpetual darkness. 297 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,244 Summer on the dark side of the moon. 298 00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:21,843 So weird. 299 00:18:24,262 --> 00:18:25,721 Hm... 300 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,099 Let me know when you're done playing tourist. 301 00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:36,983 Oh, oh, God. Help. Help! 302 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,318 Please, somebody help me! 303 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,864 Ple... 304 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,700 Aah! 305 00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:50,371 Please... s-somebody help me. 306 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,501 I am helping. 307 00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:00,590 Helping make sure scum like you 308 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,384 never hurt another innocent person again. 309 00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:14,854 Come on, man. 310 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:16,689 Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, 311 00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:19,275 so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people. 312 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:23,654 - Also, pretty sure he's dead. - Killed by your father, Invincible. 313 00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:25,448 Which is why I carry on his work. 314 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,617 I was Night Boy, his assistant. 315 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,494 Assistant? Wait, you mean sidekick? 316 00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:36,417 We don't use that term. It's degrading. 317 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,253 Okay, bring him in. He's lost it. 318 00:19:39,337 --> 00:19:40,338 You think? 319 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,131 - You hear them, too? - Huh? 320 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,300 The voices. 321 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:48,596 Oh, man... Hey, you're coming with me. Okay? 322 00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:52,099 I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath. 323 00:19:52,183 --> 00:19:55,770 Hey, I'm being nice, so watch it. 324 00:19:58,648 --> 00:19:59,857 Huh? 325 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,950 Ow. I felt that. 326 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,640 My predecessor developed this exoskeleton 327 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:14,163 to help even the field against those like you. 328 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:17,541 But that's not what you should be worried about. 329 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:21,489 Hey, man, I said I felt that punch. I didn't say it hurt. 330 00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:31,138 Aah! 331 00:20:31,222 --> 00:20:34,225 Welcome to the Shadowverse. 332 00:20:34,308 --> 00:20:36,560 There are dark things here. 333 00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:38,729 Hungry things. 334 00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:41,315 Even I don't dare to stay too long. 335 00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:48,739 But I hope you like it, because you are never leaving. 336 00:20:48,823 --> 00:20:52,410 - I liked the old Darkwing better. - I'm the hero here! 337 00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:56,330 I'm saving the world from Omni-Man's son. 338 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:03,963 - Hey, don't call me that. - Let go. 339 00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:06,132 Not until you take me back. 340 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,096 Hmm. Guess who they'll eat first. 341 00:21:17,268 --> 00:21:19,145 You would never. 342 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:22,356 Like you said, I'm Omni-Man's son. 343 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:28,487 You have no idea what I'm capable of. 344 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:35,327 There. Now let go of... 345 00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:43,711 Mark? 346 00:21:43,794 --> 00:21:45,963 We lost you for a minute. Where were you? 347 00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:47,923 You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick. 348 00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:51,510 When he regains consciousness. 349 00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:53,429 Okay. Bring him in. 350 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,973 I got to sign off. Something just came up. 351 00:21:56,057 --> 00:21:59,101 - Anything I can do? - I doubt it. 352 00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:02,605 Debbie, what a pleasant surprise. 353 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,775 - What can I do for you? - Mark almost missed 354 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,985 his high school graduation because of you. 355 00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:09,779 He only gets one of those. 356 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:14,116 - He's barely 18, Cecil. - Mark came to me. 357 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,869 I'm looking out for him. I'm easing him back into the job. 358 00:22:16,952 --> 00:22:20,539 It's not a job. And he's not your... your-your soldier. 359 00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:22,249 You can't just order him around. 360 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,460 Well, at least he follows orders. 361 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:29,965 - Debbie, I didn't mean that. - That's what this is about, isn't it? 362 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,926 That you're in control, not him. 363 00:22:32,009 --> 00:22:33,594 That he's not like his father. 364 00:22:33,677 --> 00:22:36,347 - Debbie... - I can't believe you'd even think that 365 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:38,182 after everything Mark went through. 366 00:22:38,265 --> 00:22:40,893 And what if you decide you can't trust him? What then? 367 00:22:40,976 --> 00:22:44,522 - That won't happen. - I wish I believed you. 368 00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:46,732 Debbie... 369 00:22:46,816 --> 00:22:49,193 I meant what I said, about looking out for Mark. 370 00:22:49,276 --> 00:22:51,904 No dangerous stuff until he's ready. 371 00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:54,949 And he calls the shots. You have my word. 372 00:22:55,032 --> 00:22:58,073 Sir, the Mars file you requested. 373 00:22:58,536 --> 00:23:04,917 - D... Donald? - Debbie. Are you okay? 374 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,486 She was just leaving. 375 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,347 That was Donald! 376 00:23:13,884 --> 00:23:18,097 Huh. Wonder what that was about. 377 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,516 I told you, sweetie. Everything's fine. 378 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,436 You don't sound fine, Mom. Are you and dad fighting again? 379 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,314 - No, nothing like that. - Well, then what? 380 00:23:27,398 --> 00:23:30,568 Mom, it's me. 381 00:23:30,651 --> 00:23:34,196 I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay? 382 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,615 Things have been a little tight lately, financially, 383 00:23:36,699 --> 00:23:39,243 but we're fine. Really, sweetie. 384 00:23:39,326 --> 00:23:40,646 Mom, why didn't you say something? 385 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,796 You know I can help out. 386 00:23:43,497 --> 00:23:45,082 Samantha. 387 00:23:47,168 --> 00:23:49,461 - There. - Turn it back, please, 388 00:23:49,545 --> 00:23:51,088 before your father gets home. 389 00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,883 Why? What's going on? 390 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:58,053 - Samantha? - Dad? 391 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,139 What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt? 392 00:24:00,222 --> 00:24:02,892 It's called an honest day's work. 393 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,519 But the furniture store... you've been there for 20 years. 394 00:24:05,603 --> 00:24:08,230 Until you people turned the Chicago corporate office 395 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,732 into a pile of rubble. 396 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,525 Ugh, God. Why didn't you tell me? 397 00:24:11,609 --> 00:24:13,944 Maybe you should have asked, instead of flying off 398 00:24:14,028 --> 00:24:16,322 to God knows where doing God knows what. 399 00:24:16,405 --> 00:24:18,782 All right, well, I'm here now. 400 00:24:18,866 --> 00:24:21,702 Okay? You don't have to work some minimum wage job 401 00:24:21,785 --> 00:24:24,872 like a teenager. I can give you and mom whatever you want. 402 00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:28,792 I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive. 403 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,297 There. 24 karat. 404 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:35,020 - You can sell this and... - Turn it back. 405 00:24:35,044 --> 00:24:38,010 Ugh. You're being stubborn for no reason. 406 00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:41,055 I said change it back. 407 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,060 I have to run. 408 00:24:46,143 --> 00:24:48,687 The Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago. 409 00:24:48,771 --> 00:24:54,485 I will visit in a few days to check in. And make dad sell this. Bye. 410 00:24:57,279 --> 00:24:59,448 Hi there. I'm calling on behalf of 411 00:24:59,449 --> 00:25:01,617 the Katy Giles campaign to ask for your vote 412 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,744 in next month's state comptroller election. 413 00:25:03,827 --> 00:25:06,455 No, comptroller. 414 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,209 You know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances. 415 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:12,461 It's critical work and... 416 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:16,131 - Hello? Hello? - I think you need a new slogan 417 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,550 that doesn't have the word "audit" in it, or 418 00:25:18,634 --> 00:25:22,366 - "comptroller." - Local politics might not be as 419 00:25:22,367 --> 00:25:24,817 sexy as flying around in tights, but that 420 00:25:24,818 --> 00:25:27,268 doesn't mean you're the only one saving the world. 421 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,937 See? That's a better slogan. 422 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:34,108 Shouldn't you be off punching things into space? 423 00:25:34,191 --> 00:25:36,610 Surprise. 424 00:25:36,694 --> 00:25:39,655 I'm taking you to lunch. 425 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:44,368 Ooh. Unexpected, but appreciated. Let me go grab my bag. 426 00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:46,870 There's this great Thai place down the street. 427 00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:51,250 Uh, I had somewhere else in mind. 428 00:25:57,715 --> 00:26:02,553 - I said I'd be back at 1:30. - We're almost there. 429 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:05,431 ♪ Lighter than air weighs, cleaner than romance ♪ 430 00:26:05,514 --> 00:26:06,765 ♪ And easier... ♪ 431 00:26:06,849 --> 00:26:10,269 Okay. You can look now. 432 00:26:10,352 --> 00:26:13,314 Oh... my God. 433 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:18,736 - You brought me to Paris? - Sort of. 434 00:26:18,819 --> 00:26:20,487 Is that a casino? 435 00:26:20,571 --> 00:26:22,489 ♪ All you need to know is I'll find you there... ♪ 436 00:26:22,573 --> 00:26:28,329 Okay, yeah, so it's just Las Vegas, okay? 437 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:30,812 You only get an hour for lunch, and I can't fly you to Europe 438 00:26:30,836 --> 00:26:33,674 that fast without your skin ripping off, so... 439 00:26:34,835 --> 00:26:37,129 Can I kiss you anyway? 440 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:42,343 You get an A for effort. 441 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:45,679 And for letting me keep my skin on. 442 00:26:45,763 --> 00:26:48,057 Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage 443 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:51,485 of dating a superhero without any of the perks. 444 00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:54,438 Mark, I need you. 445 00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:58,067 Give me a sec. 446 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,486 Dinner tonight instead? 447 00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:05,115 Go save the world, Invincible. 448 00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:07,451 Just make sure the voice in your ear 449 00:27:07,534 --> 00:27:09,936 isn't the only one you listen to. 450 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,457 You're way too good for me! 451 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,837 Mm. Also, I need to take you 452 00:27:18,921 --> 00:27:22,257 back to work first. 453 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:41,026 - You're late. - For what... low tide? 454 00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:43,320 Something like that. 455 00:27:43,404 --> 00:27:45,572 Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man 456 00:27:45,656 --> 00:27:47,908 murdering their king, Aquarus. 457 00:27:47,991 --> 00:27:50,702 And since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane, 458 00:27:50,786 --> 00:27:52,913 Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls 459 00:27:52,996 --> 00:27:57,668 - to his next of kin. You. - That's a stupid law. 460 00:27:57,751 --> 00:28:00,712 Maybe. But Atlantis controls the oceans. 461 00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:02,676 They've threatened to erase the Eastern seaboard 462 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,007 if we don't deal with this. 463 00:28:04,091 --> 00:28:06,051 You want me to go to war against an entire 464 00:28:06,135 --> 00:28:09,847 - underwater civilization? - Who said anything about war? 465 00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:12,433 According to Atlantean custom, the only way to atone 466 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,227 for the king's murder is to marry his widow. 467 00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:18,647 - What? - It's an honor, if you think about it. 468 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,483 I can't marry a fish. I have a girlfriend. 469 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,819 Relax. It's strictly symbolic. 470 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,702 All you have to do is go through the ceremony. 471 00:28:25,726 --> 00:28:27,614 Maybe kiss the bride. 472 00:28:27,698 --> 00:28:29,818 Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on. It's easy. 473 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:33,137 Okay, but, like, will I have to, you know... 474 00:28:33,829 --> 00:28:35,914 All right, what exactly am I looking at? 475 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:38,292 Your ride. 476 00:28:41,962 --> 00:28:44,089 Sorry, kid, I got another fire to put out. 477 00:28:44,173 --> 00:28:46,967 Good luck down there. I'll be listening. 478 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:51,972 - Talk to me. - It's the Lizard League, sir. 479 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,158 You called me back for the Lizard League? 480 00:28:56,185 --> 00:28:58,520 They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas. 481 00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:01,315 How? We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell. 482 00:29:01,398 --> 00:29:03,849 Uh, it appears that Supreme Lizard has seized 483 00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:05,301 control in his absence. 484 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:09,948 - Send in the Guardians. - A-Are you sure they're ready? 485 00:29:10,032 --> 00:29:11,825 If they can't take down the Lizard League, 486 00:29:11,909 --> 00:29:13,285 they'll never be ready. 487 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:23,295 Nope. Not this bullshit again. 488 00:29:23,378 --> 00:29:26,632 I'm not doing another me. 489 00:29:26,715 --> 00:29:30,302 - That me better not be you, Rudy. - It's not. 490 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,974 Who are you? 491 00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:39,811 I call me... the Shapesmith. 492 00:29:44,024 --> 00:29:45,859 Guardians. 493 00:29:47,027 --> 00:29:49,404 Things usually this weird around here? 494 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,448 You have no idea. 495 00:30:00,457 --> 00:30:02,167 Whoa. 496 00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,169 Wear this. 497 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:35,867 Welcome, son of he who slayed my husband. 498 00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:36,994 About that... 499 00:30:37,077 --> 00:30:40,956 You will address her as Your Majesty, air-breather. 500 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:45,085 Right. Your Majesty, it's an honor to meet you. 501 00:30:45,168 --> 00:30:49,715 And I'm very sorry for what my father did, 502 00:30:49,798 --> 00:30:51,300 but I can't do this. 503 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,760 And definitely not here in front of everyone. 504 00:30:53,844 --> 00:30:55,971 Okay. Uh, Th-This is kind of awkward, but 505 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,764 I have a girlfriend... name is Amber... 506 00:30:57,848 --> 00:30:59,891 and we're finally in a good place, 507 00:30:59,975 --> 00:31:04,021 so, even though, you know, you seem super nice, 508 00:31:04,104 --> 00:31:09,067 - it-it just wouldn't feel right to... - What do you speak of? 509 00:31:09,151 --> 00:31:11,820 Isn't that why I'm here? To be your new king? 510 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,405 Why would I need a king? 511 00:31:13,488 --> 00:31:16,575 I commanded this kingdom for a decade 512 00:31:16,658 --> 00:31:19,369 while Aquarus played dress-up with you humans. 513 00:31:19,453 --> 00:31:22,664 Oh, then we're not getting married? 514 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:26,251 We abolished that barbaric custom. 515 00:31:26,335 --> 00:31:28,920 What do you think we are, savages? 516 00:31:29,004 --> 00:31:31,882 Oh, my... Oh, thank God. 517 00:31:31,965 --> 00:31:35,344 I mean, uh, thank you, Your-Your Majesty. 518 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:39,866 G-Great. So, what's the new law? 519 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:48,315 - Trial by combat. - Release the Depth-Dweller! 520 00:31:53,403 --> 00:31:56,031 Aw, man. 521 00:32:05,999 --> 00:32:08,502 Wait, you want me to fight that? 522 00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:11,880 Seems a little unfair. 523 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:18,804 Okay. I win. Can I go now? 524 00:32:20,097 --> 00:32:21,765 Whoa. 525 00:32:26,395 --> 00:32:29,064 Uh... 526 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:33,218 Oh, that makes a lot more sense. 527 00:32:42,077 --> 00:32:43,787 Seriously? 528 00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,629 Uh, if you're not feeling ready... 529 00:32:52,713 --> 00:32:54,881 - Paul. - Yeah? 530 00:32:54,965 --> 00:32:58,760 - Let's sell this bitch. - Okay. 531 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:03,223 Oh, wow. This place is adorable. 532 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,477 Hi. 533 00:33:08,895 --> 00:33:11,398 So pleased to meet you. Come on in. 534 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:16,403 And last but not least, the living room. 535 00:33:16,486 --> 00:33:19,614 I love it. It looks recently renovated. 536 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:22,868 It looks like they didn't even know what they were doing. 537 00:33:22,951 --> 00:33:25,537 I-It was professionally redone only two years ago. 538 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:26,955 When are you taking offers? 539 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:28,623 - Wednesday. - Whoa! 540 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:31,126 - Slow down. - I was just asking. 541 00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:35,088 Yeah? Well, don't bother. We're definitely not offering on this place. 542 00:33:35,172 --> 00:33:37,799 It's in our price range. We like the location. The schools... 543 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,134 It's too far from the office. 544 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:40,577 You want me to get home even later? 545 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:42,262 There's excellent local transit. 546 00:33:42,345 --> 00:33:43,945 Of course I don't. I just think... 547 00:33:43,972 --> 00:33:45,265 It's not happening. 548 00:33:45,348 --> 00:33:49,978 When you earn the money, you can decide where we live. 549 00:33:50,061 --> 00:33:53,607 - She's not your pet. - What was that? 550 00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:55,233 Did we mention the spacious garage? 551 00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,637 Why don't you all go ahead? I'll meet you there in a jiffy. 552 00:34:01,281 --> 00:34:02,961 Why don't you take the rest of the day off? 553 00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:05,190 I'll call you later. 554 00:34:28,183 --> 00:34:30,977 What the hell's going on down there? 555 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:35,315 Your file on Atlantean law needs some serious updating. 556 00:34:35,397 --> 00:34:36,857 - This wasn't the deal. - Huh. 557 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:39,376 I'm pulling you out. Backup's on the way. 558 00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:46,743 Huh. 559 00:34:51,038 --> 00:34:53,875 Oh, shit! 560 00:35:06,388 --> 00:35:07,889 Talk to me, kid. 561 00:35:10,225 --> 00:35:13,562 That... sound. 562 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:27,075 How far away is that backup? 563 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,159 Incoming. 564 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:37,544 Now's your chance. Get out of there. 565 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,976 Huh? 566 00:35:57,814 --> 00:36:01,192 Cecil, that thing got loose. It's killing everyone. 567 00:36:01,276 --> 00:36:02,736 Well they should have thought about that before they 568 00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:04,154 brought it home from the store. 569 00:36:04,237 --> 00:36:06,114 I can't leave those people to die. 570 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:09,117 They tried to kill you. They were cheering. 571 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,078 All they wanted was justice for what my dad did. 572 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,833 You're not your father, Mark. 573 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:22,297 That's why I'm going back. 574 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,703 Okay, now we can do this. 575 00:37:34,744 --> 00:37:36,579 Um... 576 00:37:54,556 --> 00:37:56,266 Aah! 577 00:37:56,349 --> 00:37:59,227 Ugh... Ah... 578 00:38:00,603 --> 00:38:02,522 You got lucky this time. 579 00:38:02,605 --> 00:38:03,857 Lucky? 580 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,191 Atlantis is calling it even 581 00:38:05,275 --> 00:38:07,402 since you saved the Queen's life. 582 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,196 The next time I give you an order, 583 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,365 you listen. 584 00:38:12,449 --> 00:38:15,160 Pull up the audio from that fight. 585 00:38:20,206 --> 00:38:21,286 Get it to the boys in R & D. 586 00:38:21,287 --> 00:38:23,516 - I want a report in a week. - Yes, sir. 587 00:38:26,588 --> 00:38:30,300 Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you, she seemed, uh... 588 00:38:30,383 --> 00:38:33,553 distressed when she... when she saw me. 589 00:38:33,636 --> 00:38:34,916 Well, she's a distressed person. 590 00:38:34,971 --> 00:38:36,431 After the number Nolan did on her, 591 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,767 who knows what's going through her head. 592 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,310 Anything else, Donald? 593 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,795 No, sir. 594 00:38:50,278 --> 00:38:52,572 Ugh. 595 00:38:54,574 --> 00:38:56,159 Why would you do that? 596 00:38:56,242 --> 00:39:00,538 We don't want your fake food or your fake gold. 597 00:39:00,622 --> 00:39:02,624 They're not fake. 598 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:05,502 But... I get it. 599 00:39:05,585 --> 00:39:09,297 You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful. 600 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:12,383 I know how hard you worked to provide for mom and me. 601 00:39:12,467 --> 00:39:14,469 No one is trying to take that away from you. 602 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,638 But you got to get over this stupid 603 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,481 "man of the house" thing. I'm trying to help. 604 00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:22,268 Oh, yeah? Like you helped Chicago? 605 00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:24,104 - Adam, don't. - What? 606 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:28,108 The whole lot was unstable, that's why 607 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:29,818 the city never built there. 608 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:33,196 It's a miracle nobody was killed. 609 00:39:33,279 --> 00:39:35,448 This is what happens when you think rules 610 00:39:35,532 --> 00:39:37,909 are just for us pathetic normal people. 611 00:39:37,992 --> 00:39:40,411 Your powers don't make you a hero. 612 00:39:40,495 --> 00:39:45,583 - They make you dangerous. - I have to go. 613 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:49,629 Don't come back until you've figured that out. 614 00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:20,869 Fuck you, motherfucker! 615 00:41:22,805 --> 00:41:25,725 And over here is our training room. 616 00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:30,730 Wow. Look at all those... those things. 617 00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:33,441 Ooh why don't you show him the shower, Immortal? 618 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:35,109 It's super roomy. 619 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:38,029 You could do anything in there, right? 620 00:41:38,112 --> 00:41:40,365 And you all get to live here? 621 00:41:40,448 --> 00:41:43,284 Play your cards right and maybe you can, too, someday. 622 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,620 The Guardians could use someone with your talents. 623 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,121 Really? 624 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,874 Forgive me for questioning your authority, Immortal, 625 00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:52,335 but we don't know anything about the Shapesmith. 626 00:41:52,418 --> 00:41:53,670 I can tell you. 627 00:41:53,753 --> 00:41:56,130 I can tell you. I can tell you. 628 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:58,216 I was born a baby human, 629 00:41:58,299 --> 00:42:01,469 right here on the planet of Earth. 630 00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:15,900 I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident. 631 00:42:25,702 --> 00:42:28,997 I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people 632 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,542 and to protect my planet, no matter what. 633 00:42:38,214 --> 00:42:42,427 Because I am a normal human superhero. 634 00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:46,806 Am I in? 635 00:42:50,310 --> 00:42:52,969 Yes, we were defeated. 636 00:42:53,143 --> 00:42:56,899 Yes, it was embarrassing. 637 00:42:56,983 --> 00:43:00,987 Yes, it was my plan. 638 00:43:01,070 --> 00:43:03,656 But we are not a joke, 639 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:08,036 no matter what social media says. 640 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:14,292 We are the Lizard League, and we are unstoppable. 641 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:18,463 We're unstoppable. We're unstoppable. 642 00:43:18,546 --> 00:43:21,466 And under my leadership, 643 00:43:21,549 --> 00:43:24,427 instead of that fool, King Lizard, 644 00:43:24,510 --> 00:43:29,974 we will rise again, any day now! 645 00:43:30,058 --> 00:43:33,019 All hail Supreme Lizard. 646 00:43:33,102 --> 00:43:35,341 All hail S... 647 00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:47,909 If anyone is going to turn this organization around, 648 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:53,553 it's going to be King Lizard. Any objections? 649 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:11,140 Why should I tell you anything? 650 00:44:11,224 --> 00:44:12,934 Who the hell are you, anyway? 651 00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:16,270 Think of me as an old friend. 652 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:20,900 An old friend who can help you, given your current predicament. 653 00:44:22,068 --> 00:44:23,486 Fine. 654 00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:27,031 They were smart. 655 00:44:27,115 --> 00:44:29,283 After our ultimatum, they ambushed my dad 656 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:31,786 with experimental quantum bombs. 657 00:44:31,869 --> 00:44:34,205 Still cost them most of Europe. 658 00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:40,920 Then they just... wore me down. 659 00:44:41,003 --> 00:44:44,006 Caught me when I finally had to sleep. 660 00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:47,635 Hmm. Interesting. 661 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,431 - Freeze! - Who the hell are you? 662 00:44:52,432 --> 00:44:55,893 - That's what I said. - Me? I'm not your problem. 663 00:44:55,977 --> 00:45:02,692 - Then whose problem are you? - His. Well, not his, but... 664 00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:06,279 ...close enough. 665 00:45:06,362 --> 00:45:08,948 Make him pay for what he did to your world. 666 00:45:09,031 --> 00:45:10,616 What? 667 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,703 Stop. Hey, you promised you'd help me. Hey. 668 00:45:13,786 --> 00:45:16,622 Don't leave me here! Hey! 669 00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:21,521 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- MY-SUBS.com --