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♪ ♪

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(whooshing)

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(echoing ping)

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(whooshing)

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(cheering, whooping)

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Drinks on me!

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(cheering)

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♪ ♪

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Chris.

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Mmm.

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You ever want to jerk off
with that hand again,

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-I suggest you get it
off my ass. -(snarls)

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I like when you talk dirty.

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Keep doing it.

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(grunting)

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MEN:
Oh!

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MAN:
Fuckin' bitch!

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Fuck you, man!

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♪ Who the hell
you think you are? ♪

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♪ ♪

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I've got it from here.

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(sighs)

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Your mother
was cleaning your room.

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She found the copies
of Guns & Ammo under the bed.

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I know you have certain urges--
it's natural--

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but you can't let it get
in the way of your gift.

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Sir, I don't want to be
an electrical engineer, sir.

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It's not my passion, sir.

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You need to face reality.

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You're never gonna do what I do.

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-Because I'm a girl.
-No.

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Because you're too damn smart.

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Your brothers,
they could slice a man in half

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and then go out for ice cream--
that's not you.

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Which is exactly why
I should do what you do.

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Instead of them.

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I've decided.

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I'm signing up.

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Go ahead--
and I'll make damn sure

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that you spend your
whole career swabbing toilets.

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Someday you'll realize
that I'm doing you a favor.

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You're not built
to do what I do.

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♪ ♪

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We got to disarm that thing.

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Before Dragan finds us.

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(gasps)
It's too late.

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Knife.

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JC, I need a weapon.

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You're looking at it.

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Come on!

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(grunting)

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(bones crack)

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♪ ♪

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(Vanessa grunts)

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(grunts)

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(choking)

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(grunting)

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(gasping)

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(Vanessa choking)

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(gasping)

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(gun cocks)

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(gasping)

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(echoing):
No...!

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(indistinct chatter)

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♪ ♪

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(Taser zapping)

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(indistinct chatter
in Bulgarian)

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MAN (over radio):
Copy that.

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WOMAN:
It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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Good evening, ladies.

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WOMAN:
Oh, he's so handsome.

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-(indistinct chatter)
-♪ ♪

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♪ 'Cause if you're not ♪

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♪ Really here ♪

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(glasses clink)

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♪ Then I don't want
to be either ♪

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♪ I want to be next to you ♪

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♪ Black and gold,
black and gold ♪

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♪ Black and gold ♪

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♪ Mmm, mmm ♪

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♪ Mmm ♪

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♪ I look up into
the night sky... ♪

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You're late.

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And you are as beautiful
as I remember.

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(sultry music plays)

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Hmm.

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Go upstairs.

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Second room on the right,
there's a balcony.

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When this turns red,

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toss it over the edge.

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What does this have to do
with rescuing Luis?

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(Vanessa exhales)

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Just trust me.

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JC.

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Hey, Victor.

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-Good to see you.
-How are you?

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I'm good. You know, since my
flight out isn't till next week,

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I've had the opportunity
to explore Bulgaria.

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Such a fascinating country.

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-Incredible people. -Always
turning lemons into lemonade.

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It will serve you well.

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-Thanks.
-Yeah.

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It's good to see you, brother.

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Oh, word of advice:

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Take the role in the musical.

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Always listen to the PR people.

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And don't forget
to thank your father.

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♪ ♪

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(cheering and applause)

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(crowd whistling, cheering)

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-That was lovely.
-Yeah! (laughs)

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Yes!

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KRISZTINA:
Oh. Go get 'em, baby.

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Ooh.

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Hi, guys.

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ROBOTIC VOICE:
Hello.

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-Hi. Hi.
-Hello. Hello.

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My friends.

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(whooping, cheering)

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Are you enjoying my party?

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(cheering)

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You know, when I was beautiful,
beautiful little boy...

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I used to love

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to sneak into our town's theater

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to watch American action movies.

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CROWD:
Yeah!

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Yes.

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And I learned two things:

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to speak the proper English...

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...and, more importantly,

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they taught me
how life really works.

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-(crowd cheers, laughs)
-MAN: Fuckin' truth, truth.

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-Truth.
-DRAGAN: You know, you know.

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Absolutely.

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You know what I mean.

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Two years ago,

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I told United Morris Agency

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that I would...

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finance a movie.

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(crowd exclaims)

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(cheers and applause)

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Would you like to see
a little taste

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of what we've been making?

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-Yes! Yes!
-(applause)

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Roll it.
Roll it.

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MAN:
Roll that shit!

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(dramatic music plays)

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(thunder rumbles)

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JEAN-CLAUDE:
I pledge allegiance...

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to kicking ass.

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(thunder rumbles)

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This is for freedom, justice,

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and the Huckleberry way.

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Huck, help me!

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Come closer, closer!

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Huck!

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WOMAN:
You can't defeat the Confederacy

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and end slavery all by yourself.

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Maybe not,
but I will have to try.

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(crowd exclaims)

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(door closes)

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(man speaking Bulgarian)

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(gunshots)

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(crowd exclaims)

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Fuck yes!

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This shit's so hot.

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That was close, C-word Jim.

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Ah-so, Huck-san.

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(laughter)

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NARRATOR:
This summer,

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it's time to get Hucked!

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-(thunder rumbles)
-A film by Gunnar.

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-(cheers and applause)
-What the fuck?!

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Move, move! Move! (groans)

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You're welcome.

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♪ ♪

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(device beeps)

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(cheering and applause)

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DRAGAN:
Exciting, huh?

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Tom Sawyer like you've
never seen her before.

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(laughter)

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A movie can be exciting, sure.

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But it cannot be exciting

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without a real movie star.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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the muscles from Brussels,
Mr. Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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(cheering and applause)

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(whoops)

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Thank you.

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(speaking Bulgarian)

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(gas hissing)

192
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Jean-Claude, come up, my friend.

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Come up.

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Jean-Claude!
Jean-Claude...

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CROWD (chanting):
Jean-Claude! Jean-Claude...

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No, thank you.

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Jean-Claude, yes, yes.

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Come up, come up, come up.

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No, thank you.

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(device beeps)

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00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,487
DRAGAN:
I-I mean it.

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Jean-Claude, come up.

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No.

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(device humming)

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(gas hissing)

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(device beeping rapidly)

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BOTH:
Fuck!

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(shouting, screaming)

209
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,477
What the fuck?!
What the...

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Get out of the way!

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Vanessa... you can come out.

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How'd you know I was there?

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And what the hell was that ball?

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Don't have time to explain.

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No, we're supposed
to be partners.

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You know I don't like it
when you just tell me to...

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Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,095
This was always
my favorite part--

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the quiet before the storm.

220
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,347
Oh, uh...

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VANESSA:
Luis!

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00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,952
Wait. Wait!

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00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,159
It's booby trapped.

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LUIS:
He's right.

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This platform is calibrated
to my exact weight.

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If it changes one ounce more,
one ounce less,

227
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the mines will explode,
and I'll be vaporized.

228
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,212
We need to disarm that thing

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before Dragan realizes
where we are.

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00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,724
It's too late.

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(door locks)

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Knife.

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Come on.

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00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,005
(choking)

235
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,470
(grunting)

236
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,652
(straining)

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(both groaning)

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(shouting)

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(exhales slowly)

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(both grunting)

241
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,179
(bones crack)

242
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,734
(neck snaps)

243
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:17,978
(kisses)

244
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,439
(Vanessa breathing shakily)

245
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,624
(sighs)

246
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,618
You had no choice.

247
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-I know.
-(softly): Okay.

248
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,633
Does it always feel like this?

249
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If you're lucky.

250
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I have a plan.

251
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I jump on, you jump off.

252
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LUIS:
I told you,

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this platform is calibrated
to my exact weight.

254
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,556
You jump on here, you die.

255
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,067
They gave you a sandwich today.

256
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,776
Did you eat it?

257
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,539
No.

258
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,789
Then we weigh
exactly the same amount.

259
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,424
I've been dieting.

260
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,304
Trust me.

261
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,055
Okay.

262
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,063
One...

263
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two...

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three.

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(gasps)

266
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Huh.

267
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,877
Gracias.

268
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How did you do that?

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(door opens)

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00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,376
-(door locks)
-Vanessa.

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Thank God. I'm so sorry.

272
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,354
Someone Tasered me and locked me
in the trunk of a car.

273
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,022
Ah!

274
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,601
Filip?

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00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,016
Is that you?

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00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,895
Not this time.

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00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,782
Then who?

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I'm you from the future.

279
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,447
And I'm here to correct

280
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,912
a grave error.

281
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,747
(gasping in slow motion)

282
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,504
JEAN-CLAUDE:
No!

283
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,875
A timecop?

284
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,183
Something like that.

285
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,930
If you're really me
from the future,

286
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,524
tell me something that,
uh, only I would know.

287
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,530
You tried to fill
the emptiness with fame.

288
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,898
It didn't work.

289
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,866
You have a big hole
in your heart

290
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,156
because you don't think that...

291
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,155
...you will ever be loved.

292
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,044
(gasps softly)

293
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,246
Will I... be loved?

294
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,585
I hope so.

295
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,843
(door opens)

296
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,795
(Filip groaning)

297
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,136
-(door locks)
-Aah!

298
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,020
Oh!

299
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:43,927
You.

300
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,595
Aah!

301
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,692
There you are.

302
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:54,694
You killed all my friends.

303
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,066
You sprained my neck, buddy.

304
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,583
And then you tied me to a tree

305
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,947
deep in the woods.

306
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,203
Deep in the woods!

307
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,454
Aah!

308
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,365
Filip, stop.

309
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,246
-Oh.
-♪ ♪

310
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,712
(babbling excitedly)

311
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,006
Timecop.

312
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,928
(sighs)

313
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,886
Timecop!

314
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,847
Timepoliceman, technically.

315
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,308
Excuse me?

316
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,559
TIMECOP JEAN-CLAUDE:
Uh...

317
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,310
Timecops don't exist.

318
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,614
(babbles)

319
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,438
No.

320
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,153
(Filip growls)

321
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,491
(yells)

322
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,989
(Vanessa screaming)

323
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,751
(panting)

324
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,538
-Take the shot.
-What shot?

325
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,461
I don't have the shot.

326
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,920
But he does.

327
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,179
(scale beeping)

328
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,221
(beeping rapidly)

329
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,434
Oh, shit.

330
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,940
(yells)

331
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,231
(Krisztina screams)

332
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,697
They found the control room.

333
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,987
Get me Meni Mano.

334
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,781
(groaning)

335
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,406
(panting)

336
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,792
-You okay?
-Yeah.

337
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,209
-Uh-huh.
-(groans)

338
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,922
-Ooh.
-VANESSA (softly): Yeah.

339
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:39,341
-(panting)
-You killed your future self.

340
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,302
Oh.

341
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,012
Huh.

342
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,892
Then I'm a looper.

343
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,639
At least you know how you die.

344
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,727
Oh.

345
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,484
(gasps)

346
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,605
(device powering up)

347
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,901
-Wait!
-(grumbles)

348
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,574
Oh.

349
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,952
It's the only way
to save my friends

350
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,871
and to save me... from you.

351
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,910
-Oh.
-No.

352
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,214
From you!

353
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,957
Aah!

354
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,539
-(Vanessa gasps)
-Oh!

355
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,586
-(grunts)
-(Vanessa exhales)

356
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,011
He's a timecop.

357
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,479
And now...

358
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,730
Now, that... now,
that's Filip now, right?

359
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,574
(door opens)

360
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,110
(slow clapping)

361
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,784
Congratulations.

362
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,575
I see you've discovered
my weather control room.

363
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,170
I spent years developing
a drug empire to finance

364
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,287
this device.

365
00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:00,004
And now it's all
going to pay off.

366
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,756
The world will be mine.

367
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,260
Give me the chip.

368
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,761
Not a chance.

369
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,885
Of course.

370
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:15,353
You know, one of
the greatest joys of my life

371
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,404
has been to be hunted
by a secret agent.

372
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,240
And not just
any secret agent, no.

373
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,487
The star of...

374
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,109
Double Impact!

375
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,366
Which is why

376
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,157
I have brought someone

377
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:34,961
very special to fight you today.

378
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,917
You cannot imagine the expense

379
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,668
of procuring a great henchman.

380
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,840
The search for
a disturbed orphan

381
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,379
with the right disability,

382
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,972
the training,

383
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:48,677
paying for hundreds and hundreds
of prosthetic hands!

384
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,759
-(inhales)
-(heavy footsteps approaching)

385
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,015
But it was all worth it
for this moment.

386
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,517
(footsteps continue)

387
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,938
♪ ♪

388
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,526
In Bulgaria,
he is known as Meni Mano,

389
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:12,242
which is slang
for a man who smashes things

390
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:16,575
with great big stone fists.

391
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,002
But I like
to keep things simple.

392
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,171
Let me introduce

393
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,510
Marble Hands.

394
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,217
As they say
in American romantic comedies,

395
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:33,809
he is everything
I never knew I always wanted.

396
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:37,058
If you're a fan, you should know

397
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,481
what happens next, right?

398
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:44,031
Oh.

399
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:48,646
Perhaps in your prime,
Jean-Claude.

400
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,866
But look around you.

401
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,867
This is the real world.

402
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,199
Good-bye, Mr. Van Damme.

403
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:58,714
(growling)

404
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:19,813
(grunts)

405
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,652
(inhales sharply)
Ooh.

406
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,767
(Dragan laughs)

407
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,523
(shouts)

408
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,935
Oh!

409
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,703
(groans)

410
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,118
DRAGAN:
Ooh...

411
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,739
(gasps)

412
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,366
(laughs)

413
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,665
Get him!

414
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,883
(laughs)

415
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,223
(laughs)

416
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,852
(yells)

417
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:08,571
(grunting)

418
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,530
(groans)

419
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,201
Meni Mano, get up!

420
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,581
DRAGAN (echoing):
Get up, Meni Mano!

421
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,618
♪ ♪

422
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,303
(gasps)
Dim mak?

423
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,971
El toque muerte.

424
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,891
The death touch.

425
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:46,651
(Jean-Claude yelling)

426
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,740
(grunts)

427
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,657
(gasps)

428
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,747
JEAN-CLAUDE:
Got to go?

429
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,880
Let me give you a hand.

430
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,708
(grunts)

431
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,434
(moans)

432
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,006
(grunts, sighs)

433
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,532
Hey.

434
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,072
-Not now.
-Huh?

435
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,372
She's all right?

436
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,213
Before you came in here,
she killed him.

437
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,629
It was her first.

438
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,088
She can never go back now.

439
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,471
Where are you going?

440
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,971
All she ever wanted
was to be a part of this world,

441
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,104
and I just want to escape it.

442
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,232
I quit.

443
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:11,359
Luis, please.

444
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:14,029
You're a good person.

445
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,948
I can see it on your face.

446
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,127
You don't know
anything about me.

447
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:54,690
MAN: Please exit
in an orderly fashion.

448
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,743
Exit this way, please.

449
00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:59,157
Krisztina,
have you seen Vanessa?

450
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:02,616
Um, I-I think
I saw her walk outside.

451
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,964
Vanessa, wait, wait!

452
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:13,379
Wait.

453
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,959
(sighs)
You can't blame yourself.

454
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,665
It's just the job.

455
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,676
It's just a job to you.

456
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:23,218
That's how you justify
the things you've done.

457
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,892
But I need more.

458
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,181
I need to know
I do this for a reason.

459
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:32,055
He had a knife.

460
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,154
You're not listening to me.

461
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,490
You never listen to me.

462
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:39,486
JEAN-CLAUDE:
Wait.

463
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:54,341
The other version of you,
the one from the future...

464
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,796
he said you have
a hole in your heart,

465
00:29:56,837 --> 00:30:00,257
and he's right.

466
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:05,759
And I've learned
I can't fill that hole.

467
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,024
It's too big.

468
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,863
JEAN-CLAUDE:
Vanessa.

469
00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:21,821
Vanessa,

470
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:24,702
I never ask for nobody's help

471
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,120
in my life.

472
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,739
Nobody.

473
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,168
I need you.

474
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,838
You understand? I need you.

475
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,972
That's not love.

476
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,681
Just let me go.

477
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,771
(engine starts)

478
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,789
♪ ♪

479
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:33,515
♪ You got me all wrong ♪

480
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:40,571
♪ You left me underwater ♪

481
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:49,030
♪ To tumble and fall ♪

482
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:55,544
♪ So many years ago ♪

483
00:31:55,581 --> 00:32:03,051
♪ You got me all wrong ♪

484
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:10,048
♪ You got me
all wrong ♪

485
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:16,055
♪ You got me all wrong ♪

486
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:20,061
♪ You got me all wrong. ♪