1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,758 (coin drops) 2 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,642 (jukebox whirring) 3 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:21,605 ♪ You should come with me to the end of the world... ♪ 4 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:25,067 (grunts) 5 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,695 MAN: Long week? 6 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:32,908 Mm. Tell me about it. 7 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:36,871 I work at the lamprey hatchery, over on Slavyanska? 8 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,039 Last night, I bring snack, 9 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:43,919 but I trip and drop into tank of broodstock. 10 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:49,383 So, I go all night on empty stomach. 11 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:51,218 Like a Turk! 12 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:58,058 Then, as I leave, my shoelace break. 13 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,186 ♪ Don't want to come... ♪ 14 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,939 Can you believe? 15 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,400 ♪ You should come with me to the end... ♪ 16 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,611 So... 17 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:11,572 what happened to you? 18 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:13,866 ♪ We could lie all day on the quiet sands. ♪ 19 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:19,163 I was visited by a time-traveling version of myself 20 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:23,083 from the future. 21 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,212 He told me he liked Looper 22 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,548 better than Timecop, 23 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:34,595 even though Timecop is my favorite movie. 24 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,225 (coughs) 25 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,435 And then, he sprained my neck, 26 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,896 blew up the building... 27 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,902 ...and killed all my friends. 28 00:01:56,575 --> 00:02:00,162 I'm sorry about your shoelace. 29 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,084 ♪ ♪ 30 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,932 (distant siren wailing) 31 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,976 (grunts) 32 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,398 (door closes) 33 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,874 SERGEI: You must be Filip. 34 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,917 (screams, whimpers) 35 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,838 (pencil scribbling) 36 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,259 (clock ticking) 37 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,559 And his nose. 38 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:04,977 Like yours? 39 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,604 (Filip stammers) 40 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:10,482 M-Much, much larger and flatter. 41 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,155 Erase the beard. 42 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,991 And, uh, erase the moustache. 43 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,089 So. 44 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,759 It was Jean-Claude Van Damme. 45 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,636 Jean-Claude Van Damme? 46 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,803 You know of him? 47 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:42,306 (sighs) 48 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:44,892 ♪ ♪ 49 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:53,192 Why would the greatest actor of all time kill all my friends? 50 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,070 That's not the question you should be asking. 51 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,989 The question you should be asking is: 52 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:02,701 do you want to do something about it? 53 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,831 What do you want me to do? 54 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:08,874 (unstraps neck brace) 55 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,840 -(bones cracking) -(shouts) 56 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,386 (groaning) 57 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,442 ♪ ♪ 58 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:59,049 So I'm meeting a climatologist from the university tonight. 59 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,968 The important thing now is to figure out 60 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:03,220 how someone could amplify the core functions of the chip 61 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,723 to control weather on a large scale. 62 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,100 No, no, no. The important thing now 63 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,686 is that I was totally right about the microchip. 64 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,187 -(laughs) -Right? 65 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,565 Okay. I mean, I'm pretty sure 66 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,234 you just picked it up off the floor. 67 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:20,112 I mean, I'm the one who reverse- engineered a baseline amplifier 68 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:22,072 to see how it actually works. 69 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:25,075 I did not just pick it up off the floor. 70 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,786 -Huh. -I put it in my pocket, 71 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,496 and carried it back to the hotel. 72 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,957 Oh, right. 73 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,544 Maybe I'm not as, uh, washed up as you thought, huh? 74 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,379 -(grunts) -(laughs) 75 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,298 Maybe. 76 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,676 Or maybe you just got lucky. 77 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,346 Maybe. 78 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,681 Come on. 79 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,350 They need you on the set. 80 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,644 (monks chanting) 81 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,821 JEAN-CLAUDE: The soldiers are gone, Jim. 82 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,116 The disguise worked. 83 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,870 Ah, very smart, Huck. 84 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,497 Who the fuck are you? 85 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,082 -Where's Victor? -GUNNAR: Cut! 86 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,333 -Who is this? -Cut! 87 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,793 -(bell rings) -Is that the one? 88 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,461 No, why the fuck would that be the one? Jesus. 89 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,713 No. Okay, uh, hi. 90 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,091 This is what I was talking about with Dragan last night. 91 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,510 You know, I brought up your concerns. Uh... 92 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,970 -Uh, pardon me. -Get the fuck out of here. 93 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,516 Uh... you know, it's-- he agreed with both of us 94 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:34,978 that it is just straight fucked and totally not woke at all 95 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,648 to being calling a character "N-word Jim," right? 96 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,775 -Okay. -And then we realized that... 97 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:45,030 wow, I mean, like, having a black guy play that character? 98 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,491 (quietly): It's just so fucked. 99 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:50,619 I mean, no matter what we name him. (scoffs) 100 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,246 So we fired him. 101 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,748 You fired Victor? 102 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:58,710 Yeah, um, Dragan's got some, some business partners in Asia 103 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,712 that's he's trying... impress, 104 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,965 so we decided to Vin Diesel this shit, 105 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,510 and toss some pork fried rice up in this joint, shumai that! 106 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:09,012 Triple our fuckin' global box office. 107 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,099 Boom! We get Johnnie motherfucking Lao. 108 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,143 Can you get the fuck out of my face? Thanks. 109 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,646 This dude is a fucking legend in Thailand. 110 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,314 I'm Chinese. 111 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,483 Cool. 112 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,152 Let's do this! 113 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,497 (Filip whimpers) 114 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,166 -(guns cocking) -The chip should be in Van Damme's trailer. 115 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,376 If anything goes wrong, 116 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,962 call us. 117 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,422 Huh. 118 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,090 You two, let's find wardrobe and blend in. 119 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,884 MAN: Okay, boss. 120 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,515 Thanks for the touch-up. 121 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,766 You're really good. 122 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,143 (dog yapping) 123 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,146 Even if this isn't what you want to do. 124 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,856 It's not that bad. 125 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:04,610 Maybe you need to be doing hair for someone else. 126 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:08,113 Someone who actually supports your dreams. 127 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,239 Oh. 128 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,743 -No, it's not... -No? 129 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,746 Since you started with him, how much closer are you... 130 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,831 to what you really want? 131 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,877 Oh, honey. 132 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,587 (scoffs) Do you think I'm with Dragan 133 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:24,796 because of his looks? 134 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,258 I dream big. 135 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,135 Just like you. 136 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,470 (barks, growls) 137 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:35,015 Oh. Oh, baby, no! No. 138 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,725 -That's JC. -(growling continues) 139 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,811 He's your friend, Booboo. He's a good boy. 140 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,981 (barking continues) 141 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,442 Baby, stop! Stop! 142 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:51,657 Ever wonder what God thinks about all this? 143 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,243 Oh, I don't know, Huck, I'm... 144 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,495 -(sighs) I'm Buddhist. -(dog barking) 145 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,871 (barking, growling) 146 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:58,997 Hey, you. 147 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,457 -GUNNAR: Cut! -Come here. 148 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,417 Fucking fucking fuck! 149 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,461 What the fuck, people?! 150 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,088 One single fucking take! 151 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,298 One take! Hi, Krissy. 152 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,092 -KRISSY (giggles): Oh. -GUNNAR: Is that your dog? 153 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,511 -He is so cute. What a fucking awesome dog that is. -Oh. 154 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,888 Yes, she is! Oh, did you get spooked, Booboo? 155 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,974 Oh, baby, you never get spooked. 156 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,725 -(Gunnar chuckles) -(giggles) 157 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,145 JC, we're so sorry, we didn't realize you were shooting. 158 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,940 I thought I just saw you walking back to your trailer. 159 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,484 (sighs) 160 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:29,987 Let's take a break. 161 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,155 I need to take a shower. 162 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,325 I've got some ink on my finger. 163 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,827 -MAN: Taking a break. -Sorry. 164 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,662 All right, everybody, stay in the area. 165 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:41,248 -It's just a short break. -(dog barking) 166 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,292 ♪ ♪ 167 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,260 (indistinct chatter) 168 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,264 (Filip grunting) 169 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,518 Hey! 170 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,561 (yells) 171 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,730 -(grunts) -(gun cocks) 172 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,817 -You? -You? 173 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,569 Just give me the chip, please. 174 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,946 You think I would be stupid enough 175 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,698 to hide the chip in my trailer? 176 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,575 Huh? 177 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,744 We can do this the easy way... 178 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,122 (exhales) or the hard way. 179 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,207 (groans, yelps) 180 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,338 You killed all my friends, 181 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,756 and... 182 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,008 you thought that Looper 183 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,885 was a better movie than Timecop. 184 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,057 And... 185 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,351 and now you want... to kill me. 186 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,728 (mumbles) 187 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,731 They told me... not to trust your hero. 188 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,316 (chuckles) 189 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,070 Uh, hey, man... 190 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,654 Hey! Don't touch me. 191 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:58,241 It's fine. I'm not actually a Timecop. 192 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,788 SERGEI (over radio): Filip, have you seen Van Damme? 193 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,791 Wait. Wait. 194 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,251 (static crackles) 195 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,837 Let's talk about this. 196 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,923 He's in the trailer. 197 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,133 (yells) 198 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,556 Uh, hello? 199 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,809 (door opens) 200 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,271 -(yells) -(grunts) 201 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,034 We're compromised. 202 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,120 There's probably more of them. 203 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,163 Get this somewhere safe. 204 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,706 Go. 205 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,091 -RC Cola? -Only RC. 206 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,509 -RC Cola? -That's right. 207 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,637 GUNNAR: This is all you fucking have is RC Cola? 208 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,180 -Huh? -The fuck is this sh... 209 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,640 -Hey, JC! -Yes. 210 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,517 JC, what are-- what are you doing here, buddy? 211 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,186 Uh, you don't need to be here; we're setting up for tomorrow. 212 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,441 (speaks Bulgarian) 213 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,901 ♪ ♪ 214 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,834 (all grunting) 215 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,380 What scene is this? What are we doing right now? 216 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,631 -I'm not aware... -What do you mean, 217 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,341 -you don't fucking know? -I don't... 218 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,135 (grunting) 219 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,723 Fuck. 220 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,099 That looks great. 221 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,684 (bones crack) 222 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,105 Fuck, are we rolling? Are we rolling? 223 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,148 Can we fucking roll? 224 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,777 GUNNAR: Roll! 225 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,446 -Bitch, Jesus, come on! -Needs to slate. 226 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,823 Stunt team! In there! 227 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,159 Confederates, kick his motherfucking ass. 228 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,578 Come on, man. What the fuck are you doing? 229 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,954 Get the fuck in there! 230 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,915 ♪ ♪ 231 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,840 Keep going! 232 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,720 (groans) 233 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,606 God, I am so fucking hard right now. 234 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,530 (grunts) 235 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,040 (man shouting) 236 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,418 -(growls) -Fight back. 237 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,264 "D" camera, get up on that second deck and join that party. 238 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,141 (yells) 239 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,488 Easy on the shake. I'm not Greengrass. 240 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,214 Huh? 241 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,641 -(all gasp) -Oh! 242 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,436 Holy shit, yes! 243 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,355 GUNNAR: I did not know we were set up for that. 244 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,901 (indistinct chatter) 245 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,654 Fuck. Okay, I got to go find a distraction 246 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,905 for when this is over. 247 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,285 Blend in and help if he needs backup. 248 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,996 I don't get involved. You know that. 249 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,123 You're already involved, kid. 250 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,728 (gunshots) 251 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,730 (both straining) 252 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,357 This gun is not in the script. 253 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,734 And they don't have automatic pistols in the 1830s. 254 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,235 Shut up. Nobody cares. 255 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,987 (straining continues) 256 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,953 (grunting) 257 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,385 (gun cocks) 258 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,275 (liquid dripping) 259 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,323 (gunshots) 260 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,286 (liquid squishing) 261 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,093 And... cut! (laughs) 262 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,262 -Fuck yes! -(applause) 263 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,847 Fuck yes, people. Fuck yes. 264 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:57,267 JC... I love you. 265 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,309 I love you. 266 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,937 I love you, too. 267 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,397 Fuck yes! 268 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,524 -Up top. -(cries out) 269 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,693 GUNNAR: You're welcome. You guys are welcome. 270 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,069 MAN: Okay, that's lunch! 271 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,112 GUNNAR: Thank God. 272 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,447 'Cause I'm fucking starving. 273 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,199 These men are dead. 274 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:31,718 (sniffs) Vanessa, I want to tell you something. 275 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,303 It's about Victor. 276 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,767 I, uh... I got him fired. 277 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,059 It's my fault. 278 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,396 What? 279 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,981 I mean, I didn't mean to. 280 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,025 (sighs) 281 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,985 I told Gunnar it's about his name. 282 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,820 It's offensive, you know. His name was offensive. 283 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,032 And, uh, now his name is Johnnie Lao. 284 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,784 It's confusing. 285 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,579 You told Gunnar that calling him "N-word Jim" was offensive? 286 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,124 Yeah. 287 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,504 (chuckles) 288 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,509 Look at us. 289 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,470 Like a well-oiled machine. 290 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,096 Like in the old days. 291 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,181 Yeah. 292 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,229 JC, why did you stand me up in Bali? 293 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,783 I lied to you... 294 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,035 about the emu farm. 295 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,163 (chuckles) 296 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,460 It's not in Bali, is it? 297 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:51,256 When you told me you wanted to see it, 298 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,008 I panicked. 299 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,011 And I was not ready to show you 300 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,848 where it really is. 301 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,600 So you said it was in Bali? 302 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,562 JC, that's a terrible lie. 303 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:10,316 Everyone wants to go to Bali. 304 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,652 Yeah, it backfired pretty bad, huh? 305 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:16,823 (chuckles) So... 306 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,033 where is it really? 307 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,079 (engine trying to start) 308 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,831 Did you hear that? 309 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,083 (engine failing to start) 310 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,337 (engine failing to start) 311 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,466 JEAN-CLAUDE: Filip! 312 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,343 (crying out): Don't shoot me. 313 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,929 Don't shoot me, please. 314 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,765 My boss is expecting me, and if I don't show up, 315 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,268 he will send more guys to look... 316 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,603 to look for me. 317 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,187 Then I guess... 318 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,481 (imitating Filip): I'd better show up. 319 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,610 (normal voice): Yeah. 320 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,905 WOMAN: Jane, I told you, he's on a SpaceX flight. 321 00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,491 You tell Channing it's his ass if he doesn't get back to me. 322 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,452 -(clears throat) -Uh-huh. 323 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,662 I'll call you back. 324 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,706 Hello, friend. 325 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,292 We need to talk. 326 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,211 (sighs) 327 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,880 (digital trilling) 328 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:17,133 AUTOMATED VOICE: Director authorization recognized. 329 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:20,303 Security protocols engaged. 330 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,309 Room secured. 331 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,811 Okay. 332 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,439 This is about Johnson. 333 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,441 He killed three people. 334 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,692 On camera. 335 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,362 You could see it in the fucking dailies. 336 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,988 It's been handled. 337 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:42,492 It never should have happened in the first place. 338 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,827 We all knew that he was a wild card. 339 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,914 You're the one who sold us on this plan. 340 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,875 And the plan is working. 341 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,295 I need more than promises. 342 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,173 I think we both understand what the stakes are here. 343 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,344 You're going to Bulgaria. 344 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,890 Fine. 345 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,309 But when I get back, 346 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:11,437 you and I are gonna have a little conversation 347 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:15,566 about trust. 348 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,319 JEAN-CLAUDE (as Filip): Hello. Hello. 349 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,571 It's just me, Filip. 350 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,282 Beep, beep. Hey, boss. 351 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,708 (engine turns off) 352 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,001 (grunts) 353 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,800 Hey. Oh. 354 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,021 (as Filip): Boss? 355 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,773 You want to see me? 356 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,692 See me? 357 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:03,281 MAN: I've always been obsessed with the weather. 358 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,993 My father gave me a snow globe when I was a child. 359 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,496 I used to love to peer into its depths, 360 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,875 and imagine what it was like to summon up a storm 361 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,752 with the snap... 362 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,421 of a finger. 363 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,298 And now I know. 364 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,425 Or at least I will know 365 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:27,096 when you give me back my microchip, Mr. Van Damme. 366 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,605 There must be some, uh, confusion. 367 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,356 My name is Filip. 368 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,527 I don't know what kind of twisted game 369 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,613 you're playing, Van Damme. 370 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,281 I bring you here to make a movie. 371 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,574 Instead, 372 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,494 you blow up my factory and kill my men. 373 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,996 You know what they told me? 374 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:55,625 "Hollywood stars can be monsters. 375 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,293 Don't employ them." 376 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,212 Maybe I should have listened. 377 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:03,299 This Van Damme, I don't know who he is. 378 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,176 Hmm. 379 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:09,472 He seems to me like a very handsome, intelligent man. 380 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,141 But I don't know who he is. 381 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:18,064 My men sent Filip to impersonate you, 382 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,900 so, of course, he knows who you are. 383 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,777 Plus, you look nothing like the real Filip. 384 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,529 -That's not... -You... 385 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,073 have something I want. 386 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,366 But... 387 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,661 I have something you want. 388 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,789 Tomorrow night, 389 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,124 we trade. 390 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,420 (envelope opens) 391 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,424 Oh. 392 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,926 (chuckles) 393 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:51,806 A gala to celebrate the impending success 394 00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,558 of our movie. 395 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,852 Black tie, of course. 396 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,229 Here at my humble abode. 397 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,689 JEAN-CLAUDE: Hmm... mmm. 398 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:04,068 It says that this Van Damme will be here. 399 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,529 Maybe we can arrange a kidnapping. 400 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,448 Just bring the chip! 401 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:14,328 Or you'll never see... 402 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,123 your little friend again. 403 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,253 Alexei, 404 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,130 -play Luis' kidnapping video. -(chimes) 405 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,506 ALEXEI: Pardon? 406 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,596 Alexei, play Luis' kidnapping video. 407 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,181 ALEXEI: Pardon? 408 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:37,268 Alexei, play Luis' kidnapping video! 409 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,770 ALEXEI: Okay. 410 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,148 -(digital trilling) -Well... 411 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,734 -(static crackles) -(Luis grunts, coughs) 412 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:48,571 (man shouting in Bulgarian on video) 413 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,991 (spits, groans) 414 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,536 DRAGAN: You really should 415 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,789 keep better tabs on your people, Mr. Van Damme. 416 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,417 (Luis groans) 417 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,839 (normal voice): You son of a bitch. 418 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:10,468 ♪ ♪ 419 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,931 (growls) 420 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,561 (Luis coughs) 421 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,606 Just be there. 422 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:26,817 (softly): Yeah. 423 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,738 Oh, Jean-Claude, one more thing. 424 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,117 You're crushing it in the movie. 425 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,410 The dailies... 426 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,288 they're amazing. (laughs) 427 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:41,666 Thank you. 428 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,715 ♪ You should come with me ♪ 429 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:53,594 ♪ To the end of the world ♪ 430 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:56,389 ♪ Without telling your parents ♪ 431 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,600 ♪ And your friends ♪ 432 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:02,270 ♪ You know that you only need ♪ 433 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,189 ♪ Say a word ♪ 434 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,817 ♪ So end my play with the ♪ 435 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:11,445 ♪ End of the world ♪ 436 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,614 ♪ But ♪ 437 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:17,618 ♪ I know ♪ 438 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,620 ♪ That ♪ 439 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:22,623 ♪ I'll go ♪ 440 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:26,168 ♪ Away by myself ♪ 441 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:31,966 ♪ I feel you don't want to come ♪ 442 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:34,760 (echoing): ♪ He... a! ♪