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（立陶宛，維爾紐斯）

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3歐元

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那算你2歐元

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1.5歐元？

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（美國，洛杉磯）

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祝妳生日快樂

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祝妳生日快樂

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生日快樂，奧黛莉史塔克曼

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這位小妞

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風趣又超正的美人兒

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就是奧黛莉

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今天是妳的三十大壽

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就是今天，我愛妳，生日快樂

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摩根，妳真是怪咖，我愛妳

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我也愛妳

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妳從哪幹來的麥克風？

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奧黛莉，妳懂的，姐是巨星

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靠夭，泰絲來了

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歐麥尬，臉皮真厚

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摩根

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那個八婆竟敢亂入妳的生日趴

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摩根

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包場有最低人數限制嘛　　-搞屁

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摩根　　-拍謝

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要命，她還真的來了

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還點貴森森的調酒，讓我死了吧

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我要說什麼？

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我男友用簡訊甩掉我

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我要怎麼解釋？

30
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免擔心

31
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有個簡單的解套方法叫做說謊

32
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不，我超不會說謊的

33
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對，妳講話落落長，破綻太多

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別人就會發現妳在說謊

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妳要簡潔有力

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示範一次，問我最近在忙什麼？

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妳最近在忙什麼？

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姐買了艘船，句點

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靠，她過來了，有姐在

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就這麼辦　　-好

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嗨，美眉們

42
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我辦不到

43
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臭俗辣沒路用

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生日快樂　　-嗨，姐妹

45
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妳的帥男友呢？

46
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你們真是男神配素人

47
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要不是我知道他是妳男友

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我會以為他的馬子更正

49
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少說是辣妹或麻豆

50
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但我看到你們在一起，我心想

51
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「這樣也可以喔？」

52
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他人呢？我想給他愛的抱抱

53
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好吧

54
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天啊，拚了

55
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還真巧，你是烏克蘭人

56
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我剛去廣告試鏡演個烏克蘭村姑

57
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結果呢？

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他們覺得我太道地了

59
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隨便，到底是烏克蘭或鳥克蘭？

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看情況，想怎樣說都行

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性感美女說了算

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好，算你有眼光

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話說，妳長得像芭比娃娃

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是喔

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超級腰瘦

66
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我原本想開車回家

67
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現在我想開去撞牆死一死

68
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來撞我啊

69
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等等，正好派上用場

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過來

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奧黛莉　　-幹啥？

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這是東歐來的維特

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他有話對妳說

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有嗎？　　-有啦

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這是我的閨密，她今晚很慘

76
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用你的豬哥話術做點善事

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對她說你剛才撩我的話

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妳在幹嘛？

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妳長得像芭比娃娃

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別跳針，為她量身打造

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是嗎？　　-對

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好，沒問題

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妳有水汪汪的大眼

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軟綿綿的…

85
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海咪咪

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哇咧，什麼鬼話？

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甘溫，維特，幹得好

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慢走不送　　-掰掰

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我恨透妳了

90
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少來，妳笑得很爽

91
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奧黛莉，德魯呢？　　-淹死了

92
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看到沒？大家問整晚的

93
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拍謝啦

94
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妳要揮別過去

95
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我懂，但很難做到

96
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他還留一箱東西在我家

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連拿不拿走都不回　　-我瞭

98
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對了，手機借我好嗎？　　-好

99
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我要上個網

100
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（德魯：聽著，結束了，抱歉）

101
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（什麼結束了？）

102
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（蛤，你要用簡訊甩掉我？）

103
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妳在私訊誰？

104
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摩根，手機還我

105
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我在私訊德魯　　-母湯喔

106
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我說「去你的，你這機掰人」

107
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「我要燒了你的玩意」

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歐麥尬，不要

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妳幹嘛那樣寫啦？

110
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因為我們真的要這麼幹

111
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靠！

112
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德魯，真假？內褲沾到大便？

113
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你是三歲小孩嗎？

114
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是要我幫他洗內褲？

115
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難不成他跟我分手

116
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是因為我沒幫他擦屁股？

117
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去你的，自己擦啦

118
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這是什麼？

119
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是他手寫的清單

120
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列出洛杉磯他最愛的捲餅店

121
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省省吧，什麼鳥筆記

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「蛋和餅皮的黃金比例」

123
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有夠北七

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燒毀，燒毀，通通燒毀

125
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歐麥尬，他的獎盃

126
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亞軍獎盃，線上橄欖球

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他還保留著

128
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夭壽，那算哪門子橄欖球

129
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別做夢了

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等等

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靠，是德魯

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喂？　　-嗨

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認真？「嗨」就醬？

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感覺火燒屁股嗎？

135
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因為你的玩意被燒啦

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抱歉，我搞砸了

137
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等等，什麼？

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你搞砸什麼？哪個部分？

139
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我明天會過去解釋清楚

140
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拜託別亂動我的東西

141
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我明天會回去

142
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德魯？

143
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德魯

144
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（微波中）

145
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（時間到）

146
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老娘也要當間諜

147
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（一年前）

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（生日快樂）

149
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很抱歉　　-沒關係

150
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生日快樂

151
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你怎麼…

152
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這個？　　-對

153
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今天不是我的生日

154
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我戴著只是想取暖

155
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如果是妳的生日，我會說

156
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「生日快樂」

157
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我可能會回「謝謝」

158
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不客氣

159
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對了

160
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我還剩25分錢

161
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給你個任務，如果你接受的話

162
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找一首點唱機裡最鳥的歌

163
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好

164
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（口香糖）

165
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一盒口香糖，多少？

166
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好

167
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2.25元

168
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今日愉快

169
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妳不是該問我有沒有停車？

170
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你來自哪裡？

171
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英國

172
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果然

173
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但也蠻常跟澳洲人搞混

174
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澳洲人的口音是挺怪的

175
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閉嘴啦

176
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天啊，我不是真的叫你閉嘴

177
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只是一種誇飾

178
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不曉得英國人會不會這樣用

179
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怎樣？用修辭法？

180
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對　　-是我們發明的

181
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你說了算

182
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有些人會說我沒聽媽媽的話

183
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居然跟著陌生人走

184
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搞不好會被塞進後車廂，對吧？

185
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這就尷尬了

186
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上車

187
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啥米？

188
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老天鵝，怎麼回事？

189
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我做錯什麼嗎？我闖禍了？

190
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聽著，我們想要談談德魯賽勒

191
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他是妳男友，對吧？　　-不對

192
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對，他是我男友，但我們分手了

193
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他惹上麻煩了？

194
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對，德魯的麻煩可大了

195
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所以妳才在車上

196
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妳知道妳前男友在哪工作？

197
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知道，全國公共電台

198
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他有個人廣播，是關於…

199
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我不太確定是什麼節目

200
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好像是爵士和經濟

201
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沒人聽個人廣播了

202
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連我都不聽，我讀哈佛的

203
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你花了2分鐘鋪哏

204
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我要讓她知道哥是學霸

205
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廣播工作只是個幌子

206
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德魯從沒提過有其他工作

207
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聽著，德魯是中情局探員

208
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蛤？蝦毀？

209
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,107
我的天啊

210
00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:18,312
你們也去賭城聽席琳狄翁？

211
00:13:18,313 --> 00:13:19,547
真不像你們

212
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不得了

213
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聽著，德魯失蹤了

214
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沒找到他，許多無辜的人會死

215
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他有跟妳連絡嗎？

216
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沒有

217
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妳確定？

218
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嗯，沒有

219
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除了上週二晚上

220
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人家手機掉入浴缸當機了

221
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事情就是這樣

222
00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:42,970
我就上網查「如何自救泡水機？」

223
00:13:42,971 --> 00:13:44,338
上面寫要放在米袋裡

224
00:13:44,339 --> 00:13:46,700
我心想「我去哪生米」

225
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妳最好別騙我們

226
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好吧，他昨晚打給我

227
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他終於回電了

228
00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:58,419
我奪命連環叩上千通

229
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只有這週，誰叫他搞失蹤

230
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平常在一起時沒打這麼多通

231
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我是正常人

232
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好

233
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我的天，我愛妳，媽

234
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摩根，借一步說話

235
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,403
等等，奧黛莉剛回家

236
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:17,404
借一步說話

237
00:14:17,405 --> 00:14:20,107
我也是，維特正在我房間

238
00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:21,075
我管他是什麼鳥

239
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,977
就是昨晚酒吧裡的豬哥

240
00:14:22,978 --> 00:14:24,244
後來我駕照不見了

241
00:14:24,245 --> 00:14:26,146
他傳臉書訊息給我

242
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,448
附上兩張他的大屌照

243
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,549
我不想談這個　　-我瞭

244
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:30,351
這種行為不值得鼓勵

245
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,585
但我要拿回駕照

246
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:34,088
打死我也不去監理站補辦

247
00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:35,222
好啦，我有話跟妳說

248
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:39,026
我要趁機教他女權主義

249
00:14:39,027 --> 00:14:40,628
他來了，嗨

250
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,490
記得昨晚的奧黛莉吧？

251
00:14:43,031 --> 00:14:44,357
奧黛莉，跟妳說

252
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:48,395
「女性的成就沒有極限」

253
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:50,127
出自蜜雪兒歐巴馬

254
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,407
我去沖個澡

255
00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:54,700
好

256
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,211
他有進步，等一下

257
00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:59,913
媽，有收到我轉寄的大屌照嗎？

258
00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,015
摩根　　-什麼？

259
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,983
奧黛莉覺得我們無所不談很詭異

260
00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:05,019
沒錯，這正常斃了

261
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,453
對，我就說唄

262
00:15:06,454 --> 00:15:08,144
看起來像沒烤過的牛角麵包

263
00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:10,024
我懂妳喜歡沒割包皮的

264
00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:10,665
等等，等一下

265
00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:12,559
我媽問妳上過包皮男嗎？

266
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,995
夠了，摩根，我求妳掛掉電話

267
00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:17,255
好，我愛妳，下次聊

268
00:15:17,932 --> 00:15:19,156
安怎？

269
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:20,901
聽好了

270
00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:24,367
我上班時有兩名中情局探員出現

271
00:15:24,606 --> 00:15:26,501
他們要談德魯的事

272
00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:29,173
他們說他是間諜

273
00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:33,714
啥米碗糕？

274
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:36,311
摩根，我沒唬妳

275
00:15:36,384 --> 00:15:38,018
他們給我看他的照片

276
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:41,121
有屍體、武器和血

277
00:15:41,122 --> 00:15:42,456
等等，什麼？　　-我瞭妳不信

278
00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:44,458
這聽起來很瞎，但想想看

279
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:47,327
他有太多可疑之處

280
00:15:47,328 --> 00:15:50,230
對，他連去麥當當都用代號

281
00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,626
歐麥尬，我的天呀！

282
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,136
拍謝

283
00:15:58,406 --> 00:16:00,665
忘記妳是住右邊或左邊了

284
00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:02,570
嗨　　-啥米

285
00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:05,279
我不擅長寫簡訊，寫信比較好

286
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,742
我不是…

287
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:09,416
怎麼有汽油味？

288
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:12,519
我說要燒你的玩意可不是講假的

289
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,254
聽著，我能理解

290
00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:17,157
說來話長，我有事要處理

291
00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,349
我沒想清楚

292
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,327
我知道你是間諜

293
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:23,931
對

294
00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,500
我上班時有兩個傢伙出現

295
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:28,168
把我塞進廂型車裡

296
00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:30,564
給我看噁爛照片

297
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:32,372
你要去哪？

298
00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:33,240
妳告訴他們什麼？

299
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:35,008
什麼意思？你不打算否認？

300
00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:38,145
或說那些照片都是P圖的？

301
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:39,904
阿娘喂，你有槍

302
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,316
妳要一五一十告訴我

303
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:44,382
等等，這是你跟我分手的原因？

304
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:47,087
你額頭上是什麼？

305
00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:47,728
什麼？

306
00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:49,790
你額頭上有個小紅點

307
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,724
糟了

308
00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:52,226
我的天，我的天

309
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:53,427
快走，快走

310
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:54,560
身子放低

311
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:56,494
快走

312
00:16:57,365 --> 00:16:58,398
身子放低

313
00:16:58,399 --> 00:16:59,700
別靠近窗戶

314
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,425
爸，我再回電給你

315
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,441
怎麼回事？

316
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:08,768
摩根

317
00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:11,111
等等，你在流血

318
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:12,404
可惡

319
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,114
有壞人在追殺我

320
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,149
中情局？

321
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,875
還有其他人，妳也捲入了

322
00:17:18,186 --> 00:17:19,486
所以我才離開妳

323
00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:20,320
我的天啊

324
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:22,011
我不想要妳陷入危境

325
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:26,560
所以我也留了這個給妳

326
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:27,427
你的獎盃？

327
00:17:27,428 --> 00:17:28,822
因為我信任妳

328
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:32,132
許多無辜的人會死

329
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,501
除非我們把這個送到目的地

330
00:17:34,502 --> 00:17:36,603
我們要立刻離開公寓

331
00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:38,999
我們要去維也納，好嗎？

332
00:17:39,107 --> 00:17:41,537
我們要去席勒咖啡館

333
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:43,811
去見名叫凡納的人

334
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,579
明天早上11點

335
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:46,220
等等

336
00:17:46,221 --> 00:17:48,315
你怎麼講得好像我們要一起？

337
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,541
以免我沒能活著離開

338
00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:52,553
不，德魯，你不會死

339
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,812
聽我說

340
00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:58,559
早上11點在席勒咖啡館見凡納

341
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,359
記住了？

342
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,627
好，記住了

343
00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:03,319
誰都不能信任

344
00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:04,922
誰都不行

345
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:10,903
一路好走，德魯

346
00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:13,031
我的天啊

347
00:18:20,815 --> 00:18:22,549
不好了，德魯死了

348
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:23,614
開門

349
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,220
逃生梯！走逃生梯！

350
00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:28,412
快開門，我們有搜索令

351
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:33,585
走廊沒人

352
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,919
右門

353
00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:36,023
沒人

354
00:18:36,397 --> 00:18:37,427
檢查

355
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:44,271
妳還好吧？

356
00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:45,302
什麼？

357
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,474
才不好，妳呢？

358
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:49,016
也不好

359
00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:50,376
好　　-好

360
00:18:51,179 --> 00:18:52,913
我們要去哪？

361
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,315
阿災，哪裡會安全？

362
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:57,851
開進停車場，塑身中心有廁所

363
00:18:57,852 --> 00:19:01,121
才不要躲在什麼鬼塑身中心

364
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:02,222
哪裡有警局？

365
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:03,490
什麼？別報警

366
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:04,791
別報警，別扯上警察

367
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,084
我也殺了人

368
00:19:06,194 --> 00:19:07,728
夭壽骨　　-夭壽骨

369
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,862
打給中情局的人

370
00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:10,831
不，德魯說誰都不能信任

371
00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:13,267
他說得對，因為他就掛了

372
00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:15,302
也許是因為我跟他們談過

373
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:18,028
不，是因為我讓刺客進公寓

374
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,674
扯平，我們都有錯

375
00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,743
（來電，已封鎖號碼）

376
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,710
搞屁

377
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:24,811
妳要接電話嗎？

378
00:19:24,812 --> 00:19:25,910
喂？

379
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:27,714
奧黛莉，我是賽巴斯汀

380
00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:29,041
你害死德魯

381
00:19:29,317 --> 00:19:31,785
我告訴你他在哪，然後他就死掉了

382
00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:33,153
借問一下，他哪位？

383
00:19:33,154 --> 00:19:34,755
就是中情局的混蛋

384
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,256
奧黛莉，妳要把東西拿去哪？

385
00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:37,822
我為什麼要告訴你？

386
00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:39,493
把包裹交給我們

387
00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:40,661
相信我

388
00:19:40,728 --> 00:19:42,657
我誰都不信任了

389
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,060
但妳信任我，對吧？

390
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,435
我當然信任妳，妳不算

391
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:49,076
那就好

392
00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:52,205
我們可不搞老俄間諜那套假友誼

393
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:53,805
廢話，知道啦

394
00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:55,909
德魯說沒把包裹送到

395
00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:57,344
許多人會死

396
00:19:57,345 --> 00:20:00,639
萬一沒送到，是會引發恐攻嗎？

397
00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:02,107
他說要怎麼做？

398
00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:04,577
我們要送到維也納的一間咖啡館

399
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,453
奧地利那個維也納？

400
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:07,387
對，他是這樣說的

401
00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:09,078
好，那我們就照做

402
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:13,193
做什麼？都被追殺了還想去歐洲？

403
00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:15,692
妳想沒去過歐洲就死？

404
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:18,865
還是去完歐洲再死？

405
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,931
為什麼我只有這兩個選擇？

406
00:20:22,937 --> 00:20:24,638
好，這是天注定

407
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:27,740
我們去墨西哥旅行辦的護照還在

408
00:20:29,944 --> 00:20:34,877
妳的愛人死前要妳完成他的遺願

409
00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:36,639
妳非做不可

410
00:20:37,285 --> 00:20:38,611
我會跟妳去

411
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:42,689
豁出去了，我們去奧地利

412
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,084
去奧地利唄

413
00:20:45,426 --> 00:20:46,360
妳幹嘛轉彎？

414
00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:47,260
我要停車

415
00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,863
有人在追殺我們，隨便停啦

416
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:50,894
（洛杉磯機場）

417
00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,571
我們需要行李箱

418
00:20:57,572 --> 00:21:01,942
通關沒帶行李只帶個獎盃很可疑吧

419
00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:02,776
等等，等等

420
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:05,545
通關時帶個只裝獎盃的空行李箱

421
00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:07,614
不是更可疑？

422
00:21:07,615 --> 00:21:09,783
說得好，我們需要更多獎盃

423
00:21:09,784 --> 00:21:11,318
沒錯，姐就是狂

424
00:21:11,319 --> 00:21:13,286
要帶著所有獎盃飛去維也納

425
00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:15,689
我們是傑出女青年，獲獎連連

426
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,755
我們有一堆獎盃，寶貝

427
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,584
「最佳孫子獎」？

428
00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:21,119
沒錯

429
00:21:21,462 --> 00:21:24,790
麥驚，沒自信的人才會被抓包

430
00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:26,299
嗨，你新來的齁？

431
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,661
我通常是遇到凱薩

432
00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:31,004
靠，我們要丟掉手機

433
00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:33,040
就算關機，壞人還是追蹤得到

434
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,042
對，我老早就知道了

435
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,310
我和史諾登參加過表演藝術營

436
00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:38,712
對喔，妳跟史諾登拍拖過

437
00:21:38,713 --> 00:21:40,714
才不，他沒把到我

438
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:42,712
天啊，他整個煞到我

439
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:44,651
他超愛牙買加音樂

440
00:21:44,652 --> 00:21:45,752
整件事曝光後，我心想

441
00:21:45,753 --> 00:21:47,054
「為何沒人八卦…」

442
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,246
「史諾登超愛牙買加音樂？」

443
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:50,923
手機給我　　-好

444
00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:55,255
232號班機的最後登機通知

445
00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:57,431
232號班機的最後登機通知

446
00:21:57,432 --> 00:21:58,724
爛貨

447
00:22:00,435 --> 00:22:01,533
爛貨

448
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,879
「曼波五號」

449
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,081
別鬧了　　-不好嗎？

450
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,949
聽過曼波一到四號嗎？超讚

451
00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,017
行家呢　　-沒錯

452
00:22:17,018 --> 00:22:18,718
水喔

453
00:22:18,719 --> 00:22:20,750
我想到了，閉上眼睛

454
00:22:21,322 --> 00:22:22,750
閉上眼睛　　-好

455
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:37,568
不會吧

456
00:22:39,407 --> 00:22:46,913
曾經有個孩子出車禍

457
00:22:46,914 --> 00:22:51,585
不能上學，但當…

458
00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:52,419
這首歌糟透了

459
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:53,954
妳贏了　　-就說吧

460
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,088
恭禧　　-謝啦

461
00:22:55,089 --> 00:22:56,456
糟透了　　-謝啦

462
00:22:56,457 --> 00:22:58,492
歐洲人常放這種音樂

463
00:22:58,493 --> 00:22:59,826
好像全歐洲都在說

464
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:02,996
「我愛1994年，讓時間暫停吧」

465
00:23:04,098 --> 00:23:06,266
我不曉得，我沒去過歐洲

466
00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:15,105
（奧地利，維也納）

467
00:23:26,854 --> 00:23:27,721
本店今天的特餐

468
00:23:27,722 --> 00:23:30,190
我推薦肉類和麵包拼盤

469
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:32,159
附上起士鍋

470
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,628
好高級

471
00:23:34,629 --> 00:23:36,126
我們屬於這裡

472
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:39,766
這會是德魯常來的店嗎？

473
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,628
拜託，德魯耶

474
00:23:41,636 --> 00:23:46,398
他連小7壽司都說是日本料理

475
00:23:46,974 --> 00:23:49,199
好，哪個是凡納？

476
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:50,933
我不知道

477
00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:53,143
凡納會不會正在找德魯？

478
00:23:54,549 --> 00:23:55,448
慘了

479
00:23:55,449 --> 00:23:56,809
他怎麼知道是我們？

480
00:23:56,984 --> 00:23:58,708
完了，我們怎麼辦？

481
00:24:00,855 --> 00:24:03,956
不妙，怎麼了？妳看到什麼？

482
00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:07,918
沒事，沒事，只是…

483
00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:11,296
這蛋糕太肥太奶了

484
00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:13,193
屎在肚子裡滾

485
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:15,668
好　　-好

486
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:20,507
摩根，妳最好去上一下

487
00:24:20,508 --> 00:24:21,174
我忍得了

488
00:24:21,175 --> 00:24:23,677
不，妳最好別忍了

489
00:24:23,678 --> 00:24:25,212
不，正事比較重要

490
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,382
我的媽呀，別撐了，快去啦

491
00:24:35,656 --> 00:24:37,724
還需要什麼嗎？　　-不了

492
00:24:37,725 --> 00:24:39,092
請來杯咖啡

493
00:24:39,093 --> 00:24:43,024
別出聲，我就是妳要找的人

494
00:24:44,899 --> 00:24:45,932
不好意思

495
00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:47,200
蛤？你是凡納？

496
00:24:47,201 --> 00:24:49,669
那是化名，把包裹交給我

497
00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:52,304
等等，這根本說不通

498
00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:54,181
阿娘喂

499
00:24:54,182 --> 00:24:55,401
別說話

500
00:24:56,143 --> 00:24:57,241
好

501
00:24:57,545 --> 00:24:59,337
歐麥尬，歐麥尬

502
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,204
謝謝

503
00:25:02,516 --> 00:25:03,850
我是想保護妳

504
00:25:03,851 --> 00:25:05,814
就像你保護德魯那樣？

505
00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:08,188
你來保護我，就不會用槍指著我

506
00:25:08,189 --> 00:25:10,590
不是中情局的人也懂這道理

507
00:25:10,591 --> 00:25:12,759
其實我是軍情六處，德魯才是中情局

508
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,227
這是國際合作

509
00:25:14,228 --> 00:25:15,395
隨便啦

510
00:25:24,839 --> 00:25:26,802
（凡納）

511
00:25:26,807 --> 00:25:28,008
妳是凡納？

512
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:29,403
早安

513
00:25:32,013 --> 00:25:33,771
中了

514
00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:37,217
別用槍指著我了，我會抓狂

515
00:25:37,218 --> 00:25:38,618
坐好聽著

516
00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:39,808
好

517
00:25:40,554 --> 00:25:43,086
待會整間咖啡館將會槍林彈雨

518
00:25:43,224 --> 00:25:44,891
他們不惜大開殺戒

519
00:25:44,892 --> 00:25:47,754
也要得到妳手上的東西

520
00:25:49,997 --> 00:25:51,357
妳逃走就會被殺

521
00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:54,234
妳設法離境也出不去

522
00:25:54,235 --> 00:25:55,735
妳在邊境一亮出護照

523
00:25:55,736 --> 00:25:57,604
就會有人拿著更大把的槍

524
00:25:57,605 --> 00:25:58,938
二話不說殺了妳

525
00:25:58,939 --> 00:26:02,131
就算妳能到機場，我們也會等著妳

526
00:26:02,943 --> 00:26:06,179
所以交出包裹，沒人會受傷

527
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,813
除了德魯

528
00:26:07,982 --> 00:26:10,013
別白費唇舌提他了

529
00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:15,778
那不是凡納

530
00:26:16,991 --> 00:26:18,158
包裹拿來

531
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,990
很好

532
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,232
那不是凡納

533
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:41,343
什麼？

534
00:26:52,626 --> 00:26:53,485
什麼？

535
00:27:01,836 --> 00:27:02,934
我的天啊

536
00:27:15,883 --> 00:27:16,913
摩根

537
00:27:38,706 --> 00:27:40,100
我的天啊

538
00:27:54,989 --> 00:27:56,019
不要

539
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,253
不，凡納，等等

540
00:28:02,363 --> 00:28:04,190
要死，塊陶阿

541
00:28:28,088 --> 00:28:30,723
靠，我殺人了，我殺人了

542
00:28:30,724 --> 00:28:32,482
麥閣吱吱叫！

543
00:28:33,961 --> 00:28:35,862
我的天，等等，靠

544
00:28:35,863 --> 00:28:37,030
快上車，快上車

545
00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:38,465
那不是我們的車

546
00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:40,930
拍謝，拍謝啦

547
00:28:41,268 --> 00:28:42,402
好，安全了

548
00:28:42,403 --> 00:28:43,303
糟了　　-怎樣？

549
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:46,064
是手排車，妳會開手排車？

550
00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:48,667
不會　　-要命

551
00:28:49,009 --> 00:28:49,909
哪個是煞車？

552
00:28:49,910 --> 00:28:51,244
阿災，太複雜了

553
00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:52,639
要怎麼換檔？

554
00:28:52,713 --> 00:28:53,746
你的車要怎麼發動？

555
00:28:53,747 --> 00:28:54,914
金拍謝

556
00:28:54,915 --> 00:28:56,349
十萬火急　　-歐麥尬

557
00:28:56,350 --> 00:28:58,040
GG了

558
00:29:03,257 --> 00:29:05,825
下車，放棄任務　　-沒啥大不了

559
00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:08,061
拍謝，拍謝啦

560
00:29:08,062 --> 00:29:09,661
趕快，趕快

561
00:29:12,933 --> 00:29:16,034
停下，有計程車，快上車

562
00:29:17,271 --> 00:29:19,472
嗨，快走好嗎？

563
00:29:19,473 --> 00:29:21,140
（楊菲利）

564
00:29:21,141 --> 00:29:22,475
楊先生？　　-對

565
00:29:22,476 --> 00:29:24,144
我媽嫁給中國人

566
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,214
我們就是楊先生沒錯

567
00:29:28,215 --> 00:29:29,382
好吧　　-太感謝了

568
00:29:29,383 --> 00:29:31,016
我們快走

569
00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:32,946
油門催下去

570
00:29:34,054 --> 00:29:35,255
妳們是觀光客？

571
00:29:35,256 --> 00:29:36,256
不，我們住在這裡

572
00:29:36,257 --> 00:29:38,652
我就是姓楊的在地人，開快點

573
00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:40,527
我是盧卡斯

574
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:43,229
今天我如何讓兩位搭車愉快？

575
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:45,031
都很好，都很棒，專心開車

576
00:29:45,032 --> 00:29:48,034
不，「很好」不夠，我要超讚

577
00:29:48,035 --> 00:29:50,136
想要喝水嗎？氣泡水或礦泉水？

578
00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:51,504
不必，完全不渴

579
00:29:51,505 --> 00:29:52,972
想要聽音樂嗎？

580
00:29:52,973 --> 00:29:55,008
不用音樂，拜託開車就好

581
00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:56,943
但我其實不只是司機

582
00:29:56,944 --> 00:29:58,545
我週六晚還兼差當DJ

583
00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,179
哇塞，酷喔！

584
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,148
妳們週六還在當地的話

585
00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,577
聽好了

586
00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:08,955
嘻哈樂，跳呼伊爽

587
00:30:08,956 --> 00:30:10,088
很嗨吧

588
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:22,869
靠　　-歐麥尬

589
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:24,070
聽著，老兄

590
00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:25,405
有一堆槍手在追殺我們

591
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,097
你要立馬甩掉他們

592
00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:30,634
拎北拚了

593
00:30:31,345 --> 00:30:32,534
歐麥尬

594
00:30:38,886 --> 00:30:40,519
好多人，歐麥尬

595
00:30:41,989 --> 00:30:43,417
我的老天鵝！

596
00:31:00,007 --> 00:31:02,175
拎北以前可是大毒蟲

597
00:31:02,176 --> 00:31:03,809
好啦，好啦

598
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,243
嚇不倒我滴！

599
00:31:22,963 --> 00:31:24,596
來擊掌一下

600
00:31:28,969 --> 00:31:30,101
靠北

601
00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,175
坐在他身上　　-好

602
00:31:36,176 --> 00:31:38,640
我的老天爺啊！

603
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:45,279
天呀，老天呀

604
00:31:52,192 --> 00:31:53,259
天殺的，還剩一個

605
00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,893
對，我看到他了

606
00:31:56,063 --> 00:31:57,330
妳幹嘛打方向燈？

607
00:31:57,331 --> 00:31:58,898
妳根本是跟他報路

608
00:31:58,899 --> 00:32:00,133
拍謝，習慣改不了

609
00:32:00,134 --> 00:32:01,234
壞習慣

610
00:32:01,235 --> 00:32:02,435
不，是好習慣

611
00:32:02,436 --> 00:32:05,469
在多數情況下是好習慣

612
00:32:09,109 --> 00:32:11,110
夭壽，救命阿！

613
00:32:11,111 --> 00:32:12,300
去你的

614
00:32:17,951 --> 00:32:19,482
呷賽啦

615
00:32:20,454 --> 00:32:21,721
歐麥尬　　-好

616
00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:23,589
坐到前面，坐到前面

617
00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:25,258
好，好

618
00:32:25,259 --> 00:32:26,517
糟了

619
00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:33,966
我繫不了安全帶

620
00:32:33,967 --> 00:32:35,293
他死哪去了？

621
00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:40,537
靠夭，他在車頂

622
00:32:44,011 --> 00:32:46,509
那傢伙在這，住手

623
00:32:48,582 --> 00:32:49,908
我的天啊

624
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,121
他在車頂

625
00:32:55,122 --> 00:32:57,347
不要，不要

626
00:32:57,991 --> 00:32:59,954
好，繫上了

627
00:33:14,408 --> 00:33:15,575
妳為何要加速？

628
00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:17,410
我想到一招　　-好吧

629
00:33:17,411 --> 00:33:18,669
坐穩了

630
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,184
我的天

631
00:33:35,729 --> 00:33:37,296
快閃人　　-好

632
00:33:37,297 --> 00:33:39,260
辛苦了，盧卡斯，給你五星

633
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,625
五星

634
00:33:41,068 --> 00:33:42,565
天呀，天呀

635
00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:48,107
哎唷，阿彌陀佛，那ㄟ安捏？

636
00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:49,332
我們得走了

637
00:33:50,043 --> 00:33:50,710
我們要閃遠一點

638
00:33:50,711 --> 00:33:51,769
天啊

639
00:33:52,446 --> 00:33:53,738
前面有火車站

640
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:11,258
（法國，巴黎）

641
00:34:11,598 --> 00:34:13,527
你是說你失敗了

642
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:16,335
不，出了點狀況

643
00:34:16,336 --> 00:34:18,766
但我拿到包裹了

644
00:34:18,772 --> 00:34:19,996
拿來看看

645
00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:25,577
（最佳孫子獎）

646
00:34:28,315 --> 00:34:29,682
看來沒到手

647
00:34:29,683 --> 00:34:31,317
讓我搞清楚

648
00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:35,788
你沒拿到，東西還在她們手上

649
00:34:35,789 --> 00:34:38,157
現在「高地」有可能會拿到

650
00:34:38,158 --> 00:34:39,559
我不會讓那種事發生，女士

651
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,460
阿不就發生了

652
00:34:41,461 --> 00:34:43,830
不然你怎會得到最佳孫子獎

653
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:46,022
這個好笑

654
00:34:48,702 --> 00:34:50,436
女士？妳能聽到我們嗎？

655
00:34:50,437 --> 00:34:51,370
女士，妳有聽到我們嗎？

656
00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:52,405
女士，妳是停格嗎？

657
00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:53,072
女士，妳能聽到我們嗎？

658
00:34:53,073 --> 00:34:54,301
她停格了　　-對

659
00:34:54,508 --> 00:34:56,175
女士，沒停格請揮個手

660
00:34:56,176 --> 00:34:57,400
沒停格

661
00:34:57,511 --> 00:34:59,679
只是失望

662
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,547
我只是想保護她們

663
00:35:01,548 --> 00:35:02,648
保護她們？

664
00:35:02,649 --> 00:35:04,383
管她們死活，她們是白痴

665
00:35:04,384 --> 00:35:05,418
我一眼就認得出白痴

666
00:35:05,419 --> 00:35:06,485
那你該照照鏡子

667
00:35:06,486 --> 00:35:08,120
人家哪是白痴，鄭重聲明…

668
00:35:08,121 --> 00:35:09,822
又來了，你上哈佛，誰不曉得

669
00:35:09,823 --> 00:35:11,324
我可沒提哈佛，就醬

670
00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:11,991
他原本要提哈佛的

671
00:35:11,992 --> 00:35:13,992
我有本錢臭屁不行嗎？

672
00:35:15,762 --> 00:35:18,522
（維也納中央車站）

673
00:35:22,502 --> 00:35:24,537
進來，聽著

674
00:35:24,538 --> 00:35:25,872
我弄到兩張往布拉格的票

675
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:26,806
我弄到衣服

676
00:35:26,807 --> 00:35:28,774
太好了，我們在火車上換裝

677
00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:29,642
10分鐘後出發

678
00:35:29,643 --> 00:35:30,710
再從那裡飛回家

679
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,545
我們死都要離開維也納

680
00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:35,882
等等，讓我稱讚妳一下

681
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:37,717
現在？　　-對

682
00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,286
妳在咖啡館拿槍時帥炸了

683
00:35:40,287 --> 00:35:41,420
妳幹掉一個人

684
00:35:41,421 --> 00:35:43,155
沒差，那是壞人　　-別提了

685
00:35:43,156 --> 00:35:44,357
我經常打電動，走了啦

686
00:35:44,358 --> 00:35:47,460
然後妳調包獎盃

687
00:35:47,461 --> 00:35:50,529
他在情報局工作，但妳更聰明

688
00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:51,497
不是蓋的

689
00:35:51,498 --> 00:35:53,599
然後妳飛車追逐，超狂

690
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,934
一切發生得太快

691
00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:55,835
拜託快走好嗎？

692
00:35:55,836 --> 00:35:58,704
姐妹，妳超威，我要你驕傲

693
00:35:58,705 --> 00:36:01,240
好，我驕傲，拜託走人了

694
00:36:01,241 --> 00:36:02,174
等等　　-有完沒完

695
00:36:02,175 --> 00:36:03,709
不，我不准妳看輕自己

696
00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:04,443
我沒看輕自己

697
00:36:04,444 --> 00:36:06,779
妳老是這樣，超沒自信

698
00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:07,480
我的天啊

699
00:36:07,481 --> 00:36:10,946
妳這輩子第一次感到真正活著吧？

700
00:36:11,785 --> 00:36:16,081
注意，往布拉格的乘客請上車

701
00:36:16,223 --> 00:36:19,425
我們沒搭到火車就活不了，快啦

702
00:36:19,426 --> 00:36:20,893
等等，看這個

703
00:36:20,894 --> 00:36:22,561
他們強調莫札特是國寶

704
00:36:22,562 --> 00:36:24,263
卻死也不提希特勒

705
00:36:24,264 --> 00:36:26,625
換做我也會，出去　　-好

706
00:36:28,735 --> 00:36:30,002
哪個月台？

707
00:36:30,003 --> 00:36:32,364
看起來第10月台是往…

708
00:36:34,207 --> 00:36:37,143
死包罰拉屎

709
00:36:37,144 --> 00:36:39,345
弱微乎得斃偶必切

710
00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:41,213
吾死地那拉殯

711
00:36:41,214 --> 00:36:44,183
怕恩禍夫瘀青，搬貨夫

712
00:36:44,184 --> 00:36:46,085
布拉格，第6月台，謝天謝地

713
00:36:46,086 --> 00:36:47,320
好，第6月台　　-等等，不行

714
00:36:47,321 --> 00:36:50,056
賽巴斯汀說我們的護照出不了邊境

715
00:36:50,057 --> 00:36:51,315
該死

716
00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:52,492
我們該怎麼辦？

717
00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:57,063
好，找兩個長得像我們的女生

718
00:36:57,064 --> 00:36:59,065
據實以告，說服她們借我們護照

719
00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:00,933
她們再謊稱護照被偷了

720
00:37:00,934 --> 00:37:01,834
誰會願意？

721
00:37:01,835 --> 00:37:03,235
任何女生都願意的

722
00:37:03,236 --> 00:37:05,233
妳說了算

723
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:08,034
她們呢？長得像我們

724
00:37:09,910 --> 00:37:12,340
不，歐洲版的我們不能像恐龍妹

725
00:37:12,412 --> 00:37:14,341
歐洲版的我們要像正妹

726
00:37:14,748 --> 00:37:18,042
我們特地過去，結果迷路

727
00:37:18,185 --> 00:37:19,218
就她們了

728
00:37:19,219 --> 00:37:20,286
緊身熱褲

729
00:37:20,287 --> 00:37:23,089
想像妳這一生唯一的真愛

730
00:37:23,090 --> 00:37:24,857
就死在妳面前

731
00:37:24,858 --> 00:37:27,393
請求妳完成這個遺願

732
00:37:27,394 --> 00:37:29,858
妳不會放手一搏嗎？

733
00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:32,231
再想像她是妳12年換帖姐妹

734
00:37:32,232 --> 00:37:35,434
妳不會排除萬難保護她？　　-對

735
00:37:35,435 --> 00:37:38,035
妳們兩個好怪

736
00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:41,636
我們才不怪，我們有危險

737
00:37:41,742 --> 00:37:43,342
妳們會拯救我們和許多無辜生命

738
00:37:43,343 --> 00:37:45,678
去大使館申請補發護照

739
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,380
抱歉，我們想幫助妳們

740
00:37:47,381 --> 00:37:48,981
但我們不認識妳們

741
00:37:48,982 --> 00:37:50,416
各位乘客

742
00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:53,279
開往布拉格的火車即將離站

743
00:37:56,890 --> 00:37:59,859
妳們說得對，在波蘭玩得愉快

744
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,425
很高興認識妳們　　-就是現在

745
00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:03,623
快走，動手　　-住手

746
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,132
住手　　-不要

747
00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:07,099
不要　　-住手

748
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,961
我拿到了　　-住手，不要

749
00:38:09,169 --> 00:38:11,462
搞屁，腰包還我

750
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:15,441
快點，快上車　　-好險

751
00:38:15,442 --> 00:38:18,144
關門，快點　　-快關門

752
00:38:18,145 --> 00:38:19,145
拍謝啦

753
00:38:19,146 --> 00:38:20,446
開門　　-拍謝啦

754
00:38:20,447 --> 00:38:23,783
腰包還我，賤人　　-拍謝啦

755
00:38:23,784 --> 00:38:25,284
聽著，上面有妳的住址

756
00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:27,353
我會寄還給妳

757
00:38:27,354 --> 00:38:28,919
只要我們沒嗝屁

758
00:38:30,323 --> 00:38:36,428
（德國，柏林）

759
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,080
喂？

760
00:38:55,882 --> 00:38:58,175
好，我瞭解

761
00:39:03,523 --> 00:39:06,258
娜嘉，娜嘉

762
00:39:06,259 --> 00:39:07,526
娜嘉，妳在哪？

763
00:39:07,527 --> 00:39:09,962
娜嘉，妳又來不及上場了

764
00:39:09,963 --> 00:39:12,131
妳老是慢吞吞的

765
00:39:12,332 --> 00:39:13,692
搞屁

766
00:39:29,416 --> 00:39:30,449
像我的好姐妹

767
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:33,312
一直知道自己想當演員

768
00:39:33,353 --> 00:39:35,418
她很有表演天分

769
00:39:35,555 --> 00:39:37,382
不像我什麼都不會

770
00:39:38,258 --> 00:39:39,525
我讀過法學院

771
00:39:39,526 --> 00:39:40,426
有腦袋

772
00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:42,288
然後我讀了藝術學校

773
00:39:42,329 --> 00:39:44,196
讚喔，跨領域人才

774
00:39:44,197 --> 00:39:46,160
兩間我都休學了

775
00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:48,764
我什麼都沒完成過

776
00:39:52,272 --> 00:39:54,599
妳有喝完啤酒啊

777
00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:58,133
這我很會

778
00:39:59,112 --> 00:40:02,770
妳為什麼半途而廢？妳害怕什麼？

779
00:40:04,317 --> 00:40:06,075
平凡無奇

780
00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:09,514
胡說，我不認為妳平凡無奇

781
00:40:11,024 --> 00:40:13,692
你怎麼知道？你才剛認識我

782
00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:17,757
我很會看人，而妳信任我

783
00:40:22,969 --> 00:40:24,261
謝謝陪我跳舞

784
00:40:24,371 --> 00:40:25,905
還要再一杯啤酒嗎？

785
00:40:25,906 --> 00:40:28,404
好，正合我意　　-好

786
00:40:29,442 --> 00:40:31,510
請再給我兩杯　　-沒問題

787
00:40:31,511 --> 00:40:32,609
謝謝

788
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,249
酷喔，聽聽我的建議

789
00:40:37,417 --> 00:40:38,515
妳哪位？

790
00:40:38,618 --> 00:40:39,750
那是我妹

791
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,560
真假？

792
00:40:40,561 --> 00:40:43,989
不是親妹妹，但我們情同姐妹

793
00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:44,857
是嗎？　　-對

794
00:40:44,858 --> 00:40:46,292
有件事她不好開口

795
00:40:46,293 --> 00:40:48,060
但她很晚才破處

796
00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:50,593
她很飢渴，瞭我的意思？

797
00:40:51,164 --> 00:40:51,931
酷喔

798
00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:53,565
所以爽一下吧

799
00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:56,395
但如果你傷害她

800
00:40:56,503 --> 00:40:58,830
我會揪出你的麻吉

801
00:40:59,105 --> 00:41:01,170
我會切掉他的雞雞

802
00:41:01,374 --> 00:41:03,108
然後逼你吃掉

803
00:41:03,109 --> 00:41:05,010
是喔　　-沒錯

804
00:41:05,011 --> 00:41:07,012
隨你加調味料

805
00:41:07,013 --> 00:41:09,340
但你要整條吃完

806
00:41:10,984 --> 00:41:11,741
如何稱呼？

807
00:41:11,985 --> 00:41:12,985
摩根，你好

808
00:41:12,986 --> 00:41:14,453
摩根，我是德魯

809
00:41:14,454 --> 00:41:16,815
摩根，有人說過妳有點白目嗎？

810
00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,721
妳怎麼沒告訴我他酸妳？

811
00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:29,501
妳超哈他的

812
00:41:29,502 --> 00:41:31,503
這種話不能跟最好的朋友說

813
00:41:31,504 --> 00:41:33,797
當她正深陷情網

814
00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:38,138
反正也沒傷到我

815
00:41:38,578 --> 00:41:41,406
是有點啦，有一咪咪難過

816
00:41:42,682 --> 00:41:45,248
摩根，聽著

817
00:41:45,418 --> 00:41:47,176
我很抱歉

818
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,714
我也是

819
00:41:49,389 --> 00:41:50,817
很遺憾他死了

820
00:41:51,324 --> 00:41:53,185
天啊

821
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:54,426
我們要拿這玩意怎麼辦？

822
00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:58,197
阿災，連它有啥作用都不瞭

823
00:41:58,198 --> 00:42:01,267
天啊，蹚這渾水感覺有夠白痴

824
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:02,668
我見過他父母

825
00:42:02,669 --> 00:42:04,303
他們很普通

826
00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:06,171
他們叫做湯姆和瑪莎

827
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:08,140
他消失的前一晚

828
00:42:08,141 --> 00:42:10,075
我們還一起去吃熱炒

829
00:42:10,076 --> 00:42:11,766
天啊，好吃到爆

830
00:42:12,045 --> 00:42:14,236
配台啤超對味

831
00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:17,875
誰會把玩票的對象介紹給父母？

832
00:42:18,218 --> 00:42:20,252
我會，我誰都介紹給我父母

833
00:42:20,253 --> 00:42:22,683
是他們賺到，我爸媽超逗的

834
00:42:22,689 --> 00:42:24,686
妳想他們知道嗎？　　-不曉得

835
00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:28,519
但願他還活著，我就能知道答案

836
00:42:29,229 --> 00:42:31,693
然後再叫他去死

837
00:42:41,207 --> 00:42:42,169
打開

838
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:45,241
馬的，馬的

839
00:42:49,382 --> 00:42:51,216
這是什麼東東？

840
00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:52,718
是隨身碟

841
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,286
他們為了這個殺人？

842
00:42:54,287 --> 00:42:55,654
歐麥尬　　-歐麥尬

843
00:42:55,655 --> 00:42:57,652
知道我們該問誰的意見嗎？

844
00:42:58,058 --> 00:42:58,698
門都沒有

845
00:42:58,699 --> 00:43:01,660
我爸是很優的律師　　-免談

846
00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:05,364
他客戶的麻煩都比我們更大條

847
00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:07,700
不行，妳爸會暴走

848
00:43:07,701 --> 00:43:10,102
我們犯了數不清的國際法

849
00:43:10,103 --> 00:43:11,537
他才不會森七七

850
00:43:11,538 --> 00:43:14,229
我跟籃球教練一起吸毒，他沒生氣

851
00:43:14,307 --> 00:43:17,499
我從貝里斯被驅逐出境，他沒生氣

852
00:43:17,577 --> 00:43:20,012
我讓鮮肉魔術師住進我阿嬤家

853
00:43:20,013 --> 00:43:21,513
他也沒生氣

854
00:43:21,514 --> 00:43:24,877
是嗎？魔術師後來怎麼了？

855
00:43:27,053 --> 00:43:30,279
說了妳不信，他消失了

856
00:43:31,057 --> 00:43:32,291
少來

857
00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,359
真的，他成了失蹤人口

858
00:43:38,064 --> 00:43:48,504
（捷克，布拉格）

859
00:43:49,342 --> 00:43:51,377
喂？　　-媽，是我

860
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,246
謝天謝地，亞尼，她沒事

861
00:43:54,247 --> 00:43:56,472
什麼？　　-我找妳爸三方通話

862
00:43:57,283 --> 00:43:58,650
我是亞尼

863
00:43:58,651 --> 00:44:01,520
嗨，爸　　-嘿，俏妞，嗨

864
00:44:01,521 --> 00:44:05,457
（紐澤西州，弗里霍德市）
女兒，妳上頭條了，我以妳為傲

865
00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:07,819
我一直相信妳會出頭天

866
00:44:08,194 --> 00:44:10,496
（當地人捲入國際暗殺陰謀）
妳染頭髮了？看起來像公主

867
00:44:10,497 --> 00:44:11,397
甜心，把拔問妳

868
00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:13,565
妳和奧黛莉殺了兩個人？

869
00:44:13,566 --> 00:44:15,100
老實說，我能幫妳們脫罪

870
00:44:15,101 --> 00:44:17,136
不，我才殺了一個人

871
00:44:17,137 --> 00:44:19,605
但他是刺客，所以…

872
00:44:19,606 --> 00:44:20,932
所以不算

873
00:44:21,107 --> 00:44:22,207
對，那不算

874
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:24,143
奧黛莉在奧地利大開殺戒

875
00:44:24,144 --> 00:44:24,784
哩洗勒

876
00:44:24,785 --> 00:44:26,779
但都是為了自衛　　-那就好

877
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:28,514
她男友在我們面前被殺

878
00:44:28,515 --> 00:44:29,415
那個天菜？

879
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,550
還好吧，普普而已

880
00:44:31,551 --> 00:44:34,520
也對，劉得華才是正港天菜

881
00:44:34,521 --> 00:44:35,721
甜心，妳在哪？

882
00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:37,289
我在布拉格

883
00:44:37,290 --> 00:44:39,525
我不尬意東歐，太陰鬱

884
00:44:39,526 --> 00:44:41,794
聽著，有個地方讓妳們避風頭

885
00:44:41,795 --> 00:44:42,435
好

886
00:44:42,436 --> 00:44:45,393
我朋友羅傑伯斯坦住在布拉格

887
00:44:45,398 --> 00:44:46,365
他欠我個人情

888
00:44:46,366 --> 00:44:49,101
妳爸代表他打誤診官司

889
00:44:49,102 --> 00:44:50,997
卡蘿，知道誰才帥？

890
00:44:51,404 --> 00:44:52,337
伍迪哈里遜

891
00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:55,371
沒人覺得，但我覺得他帥到掉渣

892
00:44:55,809 --> 00:44:58,210
她撲過來　　-真的

893
00:44:58,211 --> 00:45:00,646
有一度我以為自己會死

894
00:45:00,647 --> 00:45:01,680
她們不太對勁

895
00:45:01,681 --> 00:45:04,975
摩根　　-眼神渙散

896
00:45:09,756 --> 00:45:11,790
趕快，我們得走了

897
00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:13,559
記得丁家雙胞胎嗎？　　-媽

898
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,493
我們得走了　　-我要掛電話了

899
00:45:14,494 --> 00:45:16,628
快點，趕快啦

900
00:45:21,334 --> 00:45:24,470
（捷克，布拉格）
（紐澤西州，弗里霍德市）

901
00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:27,606
（目標位置）

902
00:45:57,303 --> 00:45:58,537
我要幹掉誰？

903
00:45:58,538 --> 00:45:59,872
我傳了照片

904
00:45:59,873 --> 00:46:02,674
目標是兩個美國蠢妞

905
00:46:02,675 --> 00:46:04,706
（已封鎖號碼）

906
00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:39,802
鐵腿啦

907
00:46:40,914 --> 00:46:43,548
妳落後了，妳落後了

908
00:46:46,686 --> 00:46:47,719
要命

909
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,289
我們要找到科洛瓦街

910
00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:52,324
看起來左邊是大象谷

911
00:46:52,325 --> 00:46:55,585
等一下會經過大烏龜涼亭

912
00:46:56,729 --> 00:46:59,124
摩根，妳拿的是動物園地圖

913
00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:12,539
到了

914
00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:17,256
哪位？

915
00:47:17,257 --> 00:47:20,550
羅傑，我是亞尼的女兒，他有打來

916
00:47:21,387 --> 00:47:23,487
進去，謝謝

917
00:47:26,793 --> 00:47:28,085
還真有趣

918
00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:30,155
我記得以前有一次

919
00:47:30,296 --> 00:47:33,532
我和妳爸準備去漢普頓

920
00:47:33,533 --> 00:47:35,098
妳爸戴著墨鏡

921
00:47:35,335 --> 00:47:37,769
把領子立起來，看起來很潮

922
00:47:37,770 --> 00:47:39,571
我們去迪斯可，有人跟他說

923
00:47:39,572 --> 00:47:41,967
「先生，你的領子沒折好」

924
00:47:42,275 --> 00:47:43,635
超解嗨的

925
00:47:44,277 --> 00:47:45,544
希望妳們不會覺得我自作主張

926
00:47:45,545 --> 00:47:49,112
但妳們看起來喜歡嗑…

927
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:51,207
紅燒牛肉

928
00:47:53,419 --> 00:47:56,554
心領了，抱歉，我吃素

929
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,525
摩根，妳才不是吃素

930
00:48:00,526 --> 00:48:02,527
怎樣？因為我吃培根？

931
00:48:02,528 --> 00:48:03,762
培根是肉

932
00:48:03,763 --> 00:48:05,964
聽著，至少讓我幫妳倒杯小酒

933
00:48:05,965 --> 00:48:09,760
喝酒不會虐待動物只會傷錢包

934
00:48:10,903 --> 00:48:13,839
我習慣把好酒都放在書房

935
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:18,677
彷彿是向所有偉大作家致敬　　-對

936
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:20,912
我正在喝一支格那希

937
00:48:20,913 --> 00:48:24,844
邊讀初版的《人間喜劇》

938
00:48:25,351 --> 00:48:27,712
妳喜歡巴爾札克嗎？

939
00:48:27,787 --> 00:48:30,148
稱不上看過

940
00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:34,182
我馬上回來　　-好

941
00:48:37,430 --> 00:48:38,897
又來了

942
00:48:38,898 --> 00:48:39,765
怎麼了？

943
00:48:39,766 --> 00:48:40,732
他很哈我

944
00:48:40,733 --> 00:48:42,934
妳在說什麼？

945
00:48:42,935 --> 00:48:44,703
羅傑想跟我炒飯

946
00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:48,670
不，他只是有點怪

947
00:48:49,409 --> 00:48:52,010
老男人特別愛我這款　　-隨便

948
00:48:52,011 --> 00:48:53,612
他們愛死我了　　-天啊

949
00:48:53,613 --> 00:48:55,212
老牛肖想吃嫩草

950
00:48:55,648 --> 00:48:56,682
所以他們才怪怪的

951
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,850
我的數學家教很怪

952
00:48:58,851 --> 00:49:00,385
我的房東也很怪　　-他是怪咖

953
00:49:00,386 --> 00:49:02,213
一堆怪叔叔

954
00:49:03,122 --> 00:49:05,824
我有點想吐，去洗手間一下

955
00:49:05,825 --> 00:49:07,993
我沒事，妳待著，馬上回來

956
00:49:07,994 --> 00:49:08,956
愛妳喔

957
00:49:11,964 --> 00:49:14,066
嗨，奧黛莉沒事吧？

958
00:49:14,067 --> 00:49:16,635
她很好，她吃飽了，我也是

959
00:49:16,636 --> 00:49:20,101
起碼喝點餐後酒

960
00:49:20,807 --> 00:49:22,304
敬妳一杯

961
00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:24,240
敬你一杯

962
00:49:27,647 --> 00:49:28,287
好澀

963
00:49:28,288 --> 00:49:30,882
妳是藝術愛好者嗎？

964
00:49:30,883 --> 00:49:34,780
對，我可是文青

965
00:49:36,989 --> 00:49:38,857
看那幅畫

966
00:49:38,858 --> 00:49:41,185
她看起來不太酥胡

967
00:49:41,527 --> 00:49:44,753
有時痛苦會帶來最甜蜜的愉悅

968
00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:49,166
不敢苟同

969
00:49:49,635 --> 00:49:50,733
是嗎？

970
00:49:51,604 --> 00:49:53,863
好，接著是馬殺雞

971
00:49:54,907 --> 00:49:56,096
來了

972
00:50:00,413 --> 00:50:01,705
歐麥尬

973
00:50:02,448 --> 00:50:03,740
歐麥尬

974
00:50:04,884 --> 00:50:06,949
歐麥尬，歐麥尬

975
00:50:13,526 --> 00:50:17,462
羅傑，謝謝收留我們

976
00:50:17,463 --> 00:50:18,463
樂意之至

977
00:50:18,464 --> 00:50:21,861
這樣不太好吧

978
00:50:21,901 --> 00:50:24,262
其實有點痛

979
00:50:25,905 --> 00:50:26,935
妳好

980
00:50:27,573 --> 00:50:29,775
這是誰？我是摩根，我們是世交

981
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:30,965
她是你的小女友嗎？

982
00:50:31,978 --> 00:50:35,045
娜嘉，住手，要活捉她們

983
00:50:38,151 --> 00:50:39,318
老天

984
00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:40,883
好詭異

985
00:50:46,759 --> 00:50:48,193
奧黛莉　　-歐麥尬

986
00:50:48,194 --> 00:50:51,997
奧黛莉，羅傑壞壞

987
00:50:51,998 --> 00:50:54,792
不對，那不是羅傑

988
00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:58,659
這才是羅傑

989
00:51:02,508 --> 00:51:04,005
他們要隨身碟

990
00:51:05,044 --> 00:51:07,109
妳要趁他們回來前吞下去

991
00:51:07,113 --> 00:51:07,753
啥米？

992
00:51:07,754 --> 00:51:09,147
我剛吐了快十次

993
00:51:09,148 --> 00:51:10,849
啥米？　　-我不行

994
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,752
人家什麼都吞不下去

995
00:51:13,753 --> 00:51:15,720
我連小藥丸都不會吞

996
00:51:15,721 --> 00:51:17,956
我要磨碎摻在果醬裡吃

997
00:51:17,957 --> 00:51:19,758
妳非吞不可

998
00:51:19,759 --> 00:51:21,790
人家不行啦

999
00:51:22,495 --> 00:51:25,530
好吧，是妳逼我的

1000
00:51:25,531 --> 00:51:27,255
天啊，妳好重

1001
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,734
惦惦，肖婆

1002
00:51:29,735 --> 00:51:31,869
來吞了　　-好吧

1003
00:51:32,905 --> 00:51:33,935
來囉

1004
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:36,100
憋氣

1005
00:51:42,915 --> 00:51:44,216
靠，靠

1006
00:51:44,217 --> 00:51:45,748
再試一次

1007
00:51:51,157 --> 00:51:53,222
吞進去，吞進去

1008
00:51:58,731 --> 00:51:59,764
人家不行啦

1009
00:51:59,765 --> 00:52:00,954
糟了

1010
00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,129
臣妾辦不到

1011
00:52:03,636 --> 00:52:04,894
我盡力了

1012
00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:16,006
冰淇淋妹來了

1013
00:52:59,058 --> 00:53:00,316
奧黛莉

1014
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,384
奧黛莉

1015
00:53:03,796 --> 00:53:05,190
妳沒事吧？

1016
00:53:06,165 --> 00:53:07,263
天啊

1017
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,067
天啊，我不曉得

1018
00:53:12,638 --> 00:53:14,973
我們在哪？　　-我不知道

1019
00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:17,909
奧黛莉，妳還好吧？

1020
00:53:17,910 --> 00:53:19,244
瑪莎，湯姆

1021
00:53:19,245 --> 00:53:20,912
他們是德魯的父母

1022
00:53:20,913 --> 00:53:23,882
天啊，抱歉把你們拖下水

1023
00:53:23,883 --> 00:53:25,914
我多不願意德魯死掉

1024
00:53:25,918 --> 00:53:27,218
我們知道，奧黛莉

1025
00:53:27,219 --> 00:53:29,054
我們很高興妳活著

1026
00:53:29,055 --> 00:53:29,888
幫我們鬆綁好嗎？

1027
00:53:29,889 --> 00:53:31,623
免得他們回來也綁住你們

1028
00:53:31,624 --> 00:53:32,290
拜託，拜託

1029
00:53:32,291 --> 00:53:34,825
隨身碟在哪？

1030
00:53:36,395 --> 00:53:37,892
你們知情？

1031
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,131
閉嘴，賤貨

1032
00:53:40,132 --> 00:53:41,232
去妳的

1033
00:53:41,233 --> 00:53:43,201
叫妳朋友回答問題

1034
00:53:43,202 --> 00:53:43,935
相信我

1035
00:53:43,936 --> 00:53:46,104
你們兒子會想要你們保護我們

1036
00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:48,001
奧黛莉

1037
00:53:48,908 --> 00:53:50,973
他們應該不是德魯的父母

1038
00:53:51,110 --> 00:53:52,877
他們當然是　　-不是

1039
00:53:52,878 --> 00:53:56,381
我們一起去吃熱炒，還尬台啤

1040
00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:57,282
我們去那間餐廳

1041
00:53:57,283 --> 00:53:59,417
是為了談判隨身碟的賣價

1042
00:53:59,819 --> 00:54:01,720
我們也閒話家常

1043
00:54:01,721 --> 00:54:02,988
像是湯姆的大腸鏡檢查

1044
00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:04,588
那是呼嚨妳的

1045
00:54:04,657 --> 00:54:06,992
他帶妳去餐廳是為了自保

1046
00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:09,160
有妳在我們就不好下手

1047
00:54:09,161 --> 00:54:11,226
好，速戰速決吧

1048
00:54:12,031 --> 00:54:14,461
隨身碟到底在哪？

1049
00:54:15,134 --> 00:54:16,201
不要，不要

1050
00:54:16,202 --> 00:54:18,893
拜託，先生，拜託不要

1051
00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:21,406
她是我的麻吉，拜託

1052
00:54:21,407 --> 00:54:23,165
我沖到馬桶裡了

1053
00:54:26,679 --> 00:54:28,141
妳知道自己幹了什麼好事？

1054
00:54:31,050 --> 00:54:32,148
娜嘉

1055
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:41,248
要死啦

1056
00:54:51,771 --> 00:54:53,529
直升機準備好了

1057
00:54:53,739 --> 00:54:55,406
妳知道下一步

1058
00:54:55,441 --> 00:54:57,506
我會搞定

1059
00:54:58,110 --> 00:55:00,178
像2004年奧運那樣？

1060
00:55:00,179 --> 00:55:01,676
妳在平衡木上出包

1061
00:55:01,814 --> 00:55:04,005
妳害國人失望　　-怎麼回事？

1062
00:55:04,283 --> 00:55:06,678
我那時還小

1063
00:55:07,153 --> 00:55:10,049
小女孩長大了

1064
00:55:20,933 --> 00:55:23,192
再5公里抵達藏身處

1065
00:55:23,936 --> 00:55:26,502
後援單位，注意犯人火力強大

1066
00:55:33,746 --> 00:55:36,039
哇塞，妳好正

1067
00:55:36,282 --> 00:55:38,347
簡直是仙女，正翻了

1068
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,285
看妳好軟Q

1069
00:55:40,286 --> 00:55:41,286
摩根，閉嘴

1070
00:55:41,287 --> 00:55:43,250
不，大家都喜歡讚美

1071
00:55:43,956 --> 00:55:45,256
她肯定不愛，摩根

1072
00:55:45,257 --> 00:55:47,058
她愛，奏效了

1073
00:55:47,059 --> 00:55:50,524
妳真是…小壞壞

1074
00:55:53,165 --> 00:55:55,033
妳餓了嗎？我餓了

1075
00:55:55,034 --> 00:55:57,600
要出去吃個飯嗎？交個朋友

1076
00:55:59,872 --> 00:56:01,699
我的天啊

1077
00:56:10,516 --> 00:56:13,241
靠，他們拿走隨身碟

1078
00:56:13,519 --> 00:56:14,515
馬的

1079
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:16,187
小組，等我的信號

1080
00:56:16,188 --> 00:56:17,255
投手榴彈，把這鳥地方炸毀

1081
00:56:17,256 --> 00:56:19,991
等等，那些女生可能還在裡面

1082
00:56:19,992 --> 00:56:22,717
她們沒死也被恐怖分子包圍

1083
00:56:22,828 --> 00:56:23,528
而且關我屁事

1084
00:56:23,529 --> 00:56:25,363
給我5分鐘和三名探員

1085
00:56:25,364 --> 00:56:26,197
我去檢查一下

1086
00:56:26,198 --> 00:56:27,465
所以是四名探員去送死？

1087
00:56:27,466 --> 00:56:29,361
你瞭這是我的行動，對吧？

1088
00:56:29,535 --> 00:56:32,337
給我坐好，來摧毀這鳥地方

1089
00:56:32,338 --> 00:56:35,006
就像我們球隊連9年屌打耶魯

1090
00:56:35,007 --> 00:56:36,341
「我們」就是指哈佛

1091
00:56:36,342 --> 00:56:38,109
炸個片甲不留

1092
00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:39,675
收到　　-好戲登場

1093
00:56:45,117 --> 00:56:48,445
各位，中止，取消任務

1094
00:56:48,521 --> 00:56:49,420
收到

1095
00:56:49,421 --> 00:56:50,588
哈佛隊加油

1096
00:56:58,230 --> 00:57:01,627
我會發問，如果答案不合我意

1097
00:57:02,067 --> 00:57:03,325
妳會痛不欲生

1098
00:57:05,037 --> 00:57:06,329
她也是

1099
00:57:07,106 --> 00:57:09,103
安啦，只是看起來痛

1100
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:11,109
老娘牙齒硬的很

1101
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:12,443
我戴了9年牙套

1102
00:57:12,444 --> 00:57:14,373
我的牙醫還發表論文

1103
00:57:15,514 --> 00:57:17,181
隨身碟在哪？

1104
00:57:17,449 --> 00:57:20,777
我說過我沖到馬桶裡了

1105
00:57:21,921 --> 00:57:22,620
妳說謊

1106
00:57:22,621 --> 00:57:26,348
不，我不說謊，真的

1107
00:57:27,226 --> 00:57:29,553
夭壽痛啊

1108
00:57:31,497 --> 00:57:35,098
拜託，求求妳，拜託幫個忙

1109
00:57:35,601 --> 00:57:38,065
咬我啊，賤人

1110
00:57:38,137 --> 00:57:40,771
拜託，千萬拜託

1111
00:57:41,207 --> 00:57:42,533
去死一死吧

1112
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:47,102
聽姐的勸，自己去死一死吧

1113
00:58:10,703 --> 00:58:14,304
相信我，我超不會說謊

1114
00:58:14,506 --> 00:58:18,176
我說謊包準露餡，我不會說謊

1115
00:58:18,177 --> 00:58:20,645
我也是，我這輩子守不住祕密

1116
00:58:20,646 --> 00:58:22,013
祕密對我來說是毒藥

1117
00:58:22,014 --> 00:58:23,781
也許妳會為她守住祕密

1118
00:58:23,782 --> 00:58:26,551
不，我會全盤托出她的事

1119
00:58:26,552 --> 00:58:28,151
我對她無所不知

1120
00:58:28,621 --> 00:58:30,989
她老是邊開車邊傳簡訊

1121
00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:32,724
她連上高速公路都打卡

1122
00:58:32,725 --> 00:58:33,925
標記著「飆車中」

1123
00:58:33,926 --> 00:58:34,792
妳在幹嘛？

1124
00:58:34,793 --> 00:58:36,694
我要向她證明我們之間沒有祕密

1125
00:58:36,695 --> 00:58:38,162
告訴她我的事

1126
00:58:38,163 --> 00:58:42,033
好，摩根偷她爸的術後止痛藥

1127
00:58:42,034 --> 00:58:44,259
再轉賣給毒蟲　　-沒錯

1128
00:58:44,436 --> 00:58:47,071
奧黛莉當過8歲小屁孩的褓母

1129
00:58:47,072 --> 00:58:49,107
她說鹹濕話哄他睡覺

1130
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:50,675
他叫做連恩

1131
00:58:50,676 --> 00:58:52,901
她夢見跟小小兵愛愛

1132
00:58:53,045 --> 00:58:55,113
只有跟獨眼的那隻小小兵

1133
00:58:55,114 --> 00:58:56,748
那隻長得很像小雞雞吧

1134
00:58:56,749 --> 00:58:58,650
她借我的電腦搜尋那玩意

1135
00:58:58,651 --> 00:59:01,185
害我出現一堆黃黃的廣告

1136
00:59:01,186 --> 00:59:02,687
我道歉過了

1137
00:59:02,688 --> 00:59:04,922
奧黛莉連乳溝都會除毛

1138
00:59:04,923 --> 00:59:06,090
摩根強吻她表哥

1139
00:59:06,091 --> 00:59:07,058
我不知道那是我表哥

1140
00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:08,660
摩根得過菜花

1141
00:59:08,661 --> 00:59:10,061
奧黛莉也是

1142
00:59:10,062 --> 00:59:11,729
摩根在遊樂場嘿咻過

1143
00:59:11,730 --> 00:59:13,097
奧黛莉給狗吃拳頭

1144
00:59:13,098 --> 00:59:14,632
摩根長大後還長蝨子

1145
00:59:14,633 --> 00:59:15,500
奧黛莉無法高潮

1146
00:59:15,501 --> 00:59:16,701
因為她有吃抗憂鬱藥

1147
00:59:16,702 --> 00:59:19,234
明明可以，只是要比較久

1148
00:59:19,938 --> 00:59:21,730
哇靠

1149
00:59:23,575 --> 00:59:25,176
有用了，有用了　　-好像

1150
00:59:25,177 --> 00:59:27,402
妳還想知道什麼？我們不藏私

1151
00:59:28,614 --> 00:59:30,372
妳怎麼知道她這麼多事？

1152
00:59:30,883 --> 00:59:32,107
妳也是？

1153
00:59:32,584 --> 00:59:34,445
她是我最好的朋友

1154
00:59:34,586 --> 00:59:36,378
我們對彼此瞭若指掌

1155
00:59:36,622 --> 00:59:37,789
妳有最好的朋友，對吧？

1156
00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:38,990
她當然有最好的朋友

1157
00:59:38,991 --> 00:59:40,825
看看她有多迷人

1158
00:59:40,826 --> 00:59:42,994
還有許多良好嗜好

1159
00:59:42,995 --> 00:59:43,961
嗜好

1160
00:59:43,962 --> 00:59:46,392
妳一定有最好的朋友　　-對

1161
00:59:47,633 --> 00:59:49,167
聊聊妳最好的朋友

1162
00:59:49,168 --> 00:59:49,934
她是誰？

1163
00:59:49,935 --> 00:59:51,903
她叫什麼名字？長什麼樣子？

1164
00:59:51,904 --> 00:59:53,128
波比

1165
00:59:53,739 --> 00:59:56,703
波比？　　-波比

1166
00:59:56,742 --> 00:59:59,103
說說她的事，都告訴我們

1167
01:00:04,249 --> 01:00:05,677
波比

1168
01:00:07,119 --> 01:00:08,343
是平衡木

1169
01:00:08,821 --> 01:00:10,154
竟然是平衡木

1170
01:00:10,155 --> 01:00:10,955
天啊，不會吧

1171
01:00:10,956 --> 01:00:12,290
平衡木是妳最好的朋友？

1172
01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:14,288
不要，不要

1173
01:00:23,035 --> 01:00:24,998
該死

1174
01:00:26,638 --> 01:00:28,169
該死

1175
01:00:28,941 --> 01:00:30,802
你這賤芭樂，韓蕭

1176
01:00:33,078 --> 01:00:34,245
可惡

1177
01:00:36,782 --> 01:00:39,717
好，準備開火

1178
01:00:39,718 --> 01:00:41,385
收到，手榴彈就位

1179
01:00:56,301 --> 01:00:57,934
啥米？　　-天啊

1180
01:00:58,904 --> 01:01:00,867
那是誰？

1181
01:01:08,147 --> 01:01:09,814
我的天啊

1182
01:01:28,634 --> 01:01:29,528
水啦

1183
01:01:42,314 --> 01:01:43,648
賽巴斯汀

1184
01:01:43,649 --> 01:01:45,146
哩厚　　-怎麼會？

1185
01:01:48,153 --> 01:01:50,344
跟緊　　-甘溫

1186
01:02:03,268 --> 01:02:04,435
我的天啊

1187
01:02:18,851 --> 01:02:20,351
好，我信任你了

1188
01:02:20,352 --> 01:02:22,952
老天，希望如此

1189
01:02:23,889 --> 01:02:26,080
把手舉高　　-把手舉高

1190
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,549
哪招？

1191
01:02:30,896 --> 01:02:32,529
給我上車

1192
01:02:34,266 --> 01:02:35,398
我們？

1193
01:02:37,870 --> 01:02:41,005
（法國，巴黎）

1194
01:02:45,143 --> 01:02:49,280
我以為國際情報辦公室會更炫

1195
01:02:49,281 --> 01:02:50,781
這裡只是臨時場所

1196
01:02:50,782 --> 01:02:52,916
我們不想引起注意

1197
01:02:52,918 --> 01:02:56,387
至少掛張海報或裝個窗簾吧？

1198
01:02:56,388 --> 01:02:58,689
我們納稅人繳的錢都去哪了？

1199
01:02:58,690 --> 01:03:00,949
妳3年沒繳稅了

1200
01:03:01,093 --> 01:03:02,225
這個你也知道？

1201
01:03:02,794 --> 01:03:04,395
聽著，賽巴斯汀，很抱歉

1202
01:03:04,396 --> 01:03:06,587
我沒在咖啡館給你隨身碟

1203
01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:08,660
我能理解

1204
01:03:09,034 --> 01:03:10,868
德魯要妳保護隨身碟

1205
01:03:10,869 --> 01:03:13,128
起碼告訴我們隨身碟裡有什麼吧

1206
01:03:15,674 --> 01:03:17,008
我們只知道

1207
01:03:17,009 --> 01:03:20,372
那來自名為高地的國際恐怖組織

1208
01:03:20,812 --> 01:03:23,537
情報指出他們在計劃一連串恐攻

1209
01:03:24,416 --> 01:03:26,516
只要到手，就能阻止他們

1210
01:03:30,923 --> 01:03:32,954
韓蕭，來我辦公室

1211
01:03:33,859 --> 01:03:36,827
蝦毀？等等

1212
01:03:36,828 --> 01:03:38,928
這是你的上司？妳是帶頭的？

1213
01:03:39,064 --> 01:03:40,965
妳不是應該長得像男人婆？

1214
01:03:40,966 --> 01:03:41,899
妳當老大

1215
01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:45,836
卻還是性感到沒天理

1216
01:03:45,837 --> 01:03:48,339
我們何苦跟這些傻屌扯半天

1217
01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:52,343
這棟樓裡明明有這種尤物坐鎮

1218
01:03:52,344 --> 01:03:53,477
歐麥尬

1219
01:03:53,478 --> 01:03:54,412
這是稱讚

1220
01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:56,706
她是情報局碧昂絲

1221
01:03:56,982 --> 01:03:59,980
道佛，留下來

1222
01:04:01,153 --> 01:04:05,890
我好崇拜妳，妳是我的女神

1223
01:04:05,891 --> 01:04:06,682
女士

1224
01:04:07,793 --> 01:04:09,994
抱歉，女士，我知道我越線了

1225
01:04:09,995 --> 01:04:11,429
越線？不對

1226
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:15,132
我會說你的行為接近叛國

1227
01:04:15,133 --> 01:04:17,935
叛國？我只是想幫忙

1228
01:04:17,936 --> 01:04:21,594
醫生說你的手臂要多久才會好？

1229
01:04:22,107 --> 01:04:24,208
槍傷要3個月，扭傷要1個月

1230
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:25,637
那正好

1231
01:04:25,877 --> 01:04:27,211
你休息4個月

1232
01:04:27,212 --> 01:04:30,181
不，他應該是指兩種傷會同時復原

1233
01:04:30,182 --> 01:04:32,009
我說得很明白了

1234
01:04:32,284 --> 01:04:33,818
請跟我解釋一下

1235
01:04:33,819 --> 01:04:36,253
妳們把隨身碟沖進馬桶時

1236
01:04:36,254 --> 01:04:38,356
腦袋到底在想什麼？

1237
01:04:38,357 --> 01:04:40,291
妳們是想「我懂了」

1238
01:04:40,292 --> 01:04:41,892
「大家為了這個而死」

1239
01:04:41,893 --> 01:04:43,321
「那這樣好了」

1240
01:04:43,328 --> 01:04:44,962
「我就把這玩意當成屎」

1241
01:04:44,963 --> 01:04:46,797
「包在衛生紙裡」

1242
01:04:46,798 --> 01:04:48,989
「然後沖進馬桶？」

1243
01:04:50,869 --> 01:04:53,204
很好笑？人死很好笑？

1244
01:04:53,205 --> 01:04:54,565
不，拍謝

1245
01:04:55,073 --> 01:04:57,141
但你是這樣大便的嗎？

1246
01:04:57,142 --> 01:05:00,211
好咧，好棒棒，妳們儘管笑

1247
01:05:00,212 --> 01:05:03,014
我邊告訴妳們，現在死了多少人

1248
01:05:03,015 --> 01:05:05,479
還有多少會死，只因為妳們腦殘

1249
01:05:08,153 --> 01:05:09,987
拍謝，讓我搞清楚

1250
01:05:09,988 --> 01:05:12,123
所以你會用衛生紙把手包住

1251
01:05:12,124 --> 01:05:13,324
然後把屎拉在手上

1252
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:16,360
再把整坨屎包好丟進馬桶？

1253
01:05:16,361 --> 01:05:17,294
那只是比喻

1254
01:05:17,295 --> 01:05:20,097
你瞭馬桶的設計就是免用手接？

1255
01:05:20,098 --> 01:05:23,267
別誤會，我可沒說

1256
01:05:24,002 --> 01:05:25,836
我正常便便，跟所有人一樣

1257
01:05:25,837 --> 01:05:29,097
當然，挖災，拍謝

1258
01:05:31,843 --> 01:05:33,169
我想來道別

1259
01:05:33,211 --> 01:05:34,742
你要去哪？

1260
01:05:37,015 --> 01:05:38,443
我被停職

1261
01:05:38,450 --> 01:05:40,985
妳們兩人要回洛杉磯

1262
01:05:40,986 --> 01:05:42,585
啥米？　　-啥米？

1263
01:05:42,854 --> 01:05:45,456
道佛，把她們送到戴高樂機場

1264
01:05:45,457 --> 01:05:48,125
女士，女士

1265
01:05:49,194 --> 01:05:50,691
別把我們送回家

1266
01:05:51,063 --> 01:05:54,131
當間諜並不容易，我們了然於心

1267
01:05:54,132 --> 01:05:57,601
但我們對這場行動有貢獻

1268
01:05:57,602 --> 01:05:59,904
隨身碟是沒了

1269
01:05:59,905 --> 01:06:01,338
但算我們一咖，老闆

1270
01:06:01,339 --> 01:06:03,841
如果妳能給我們機會

1271
01:06:03,842 --> 01:06:07,144
我們會是妳的一大資源

1272
01:06:07,145 --> 01:06:12,510
妳會考慮留我們下來

1273
01:06:13,151 --> 01:06:16,320
在情報局工作？

1274
01:06:17,055 --> 01:06:20,418
拜託，女士

1275
01:06:22,394 --> 01:06:25,757
好，好啊

1276
01:06:26,398 --> 01:06:29,761
我會冒險用妳們倆

1277
01:06:30,469 --> 01:06:32,296
真的？

1278
01:06:32,370 --> 01:06:34,265
妳們派得上用場

1279
01:06:34,372 --> 01:06:37,473
什麼？妳認真？

1280
01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:39,468
想得美

1281
01:06:40,979 --> 01:06:43,238
她們的班機會在4小時後離開

1282
01:06:46,184 --> 01:06:49,186
摩根，我們該上路了

1283
01:06:49,187 --> 01:06:52,254
我們能活下來已經要偷笑了

1284
01:06:52,324 --> 01:06:53,591
我只想回家

1285
01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:56,594
什麼？事情不能只做半套

1286
01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:58,095
我們都參一咖了

1287
01:06:58,096 --> 01:07:00,628
算了，我們不是幹這一行的料

1288
01:07:01,199 --> 01:07:03,799
好嗎？我們盡本分了

1289
01:07:04,236 --> 01:07:06,768
拜託回家好嗎？

1290
01:07:08,206 --> 01:07:09,464
我不玩了

1291
01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:11,509
摩根，快走

1292
01:07:11,510 --> 01:07:13,577
好啦，好啦

1293
01:07:13,578 --> 01:07:14,612
算妳聰明

1294
01:07:14,613 --> 01:07:17,715
那你乾脆回家路上載她們去機場

1295
01:07:17,716 --> 01:07:19,216
剛好為你的新事業做準備

1296
01:07:19,217 --> 01:07:20,850
當Uber司機

1297
01:07:36,034 --> 01:07:37,468
好奇問一下

1298
01:07:37,469 --> 01:07:39,603
如果隨身碟還在會怎樣？

1299
01:07:39,604 --> 01:07:40,638
以假設來說？

1300
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:41,669
對

1301
01:07:42,107 --> 01:07:44,571
我會想辦法解碼

1302
01:07:44,676 --> 01:07:47,111
然後查明高地的計劃並阻止他們

1303
01:07:47,112 --> 01:07:49,405
你能怎麼解碼？

1304
01:07:50,182 --> 01:07:51,576
妳為什麼想知道？

1305
01:07:53,185 --> 01:07:55,319
因為隨身碟在我的鮑魚裡

1306
01:07:59,024 --> 01:08:00,282
啥米？　　-啥米？

1307
01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:02,326
聽著，大家一直說這多重要

1308
01:08:02,327 --> 01:08:04,595
我腦殘才會沖掉這重要玩意

1309
01:08:04,596 --> 01:08:06,063
那妳為什麼不交給道佛？

1310
01:08:06,064 --> 01:08:07,424
因為他是混蛋

1311
01:08:07,432 --> 01:08:10,067
所以妳急著要回家…

1312
01:08:10,068 --> 01:08:14,438
對，因為隨身碟在我的鮑魚裡

1313
01:08:14,439 --> 01:08:16,140
歐麥尬

1314
01:08:16,141 --> 01:08:17,641
歐麥尬

1315
01:08:17,642 --> 01:08:18,375
我就說唄

1316
01:08:18,376 --> 01:08:20,077
會痛嗎？不痛嗎？

1317
01:08:20,078 --> 01:08:21,378
會漸漸習慣

1318
01:08:21,379 --> 01:08:23,113
等等，那賤人虐待我們時

1319
01:08:23,114 --> 01:08:24,348
妳一直騙她？　　-對

1320
01:08:24,349 --> 01:08:25,983
連我也騙？

1321
01:08:25,984 --> 01:08:27,685
妳打破我們神聖的信任關係

1322
01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:29,553
摩根，對不起啦

1323
01:08:29,554 --> 01:08:31,255
不要緊，峰迴路轉耶

1324
01:08:31,256 --> 01:08:34,391
我不想無禮

1325
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:39,956
但妳有可能從那裡拿出來嗎？

1326
01:08:41,266 --> 01:08:42,296
可以啊

1327
01:08:42,567 --> 01:08:43,367
可以？

1328
01:08:43,368 --> 01:08:44,762
先別看這邊

1329
01:08:47,105 --> 01:08:48,272
好主意，妳該拿出來

1330
01:08:48,273 --> 01:08:50,407
不然最糗的是，妳救了全世界

1331
01:08:50,408 --> 01:08:52,701
卻死於陰道發炎

1332
01:08:54,212 --> 01:08:57,575
伊比呀呀，伊比伊比呀

1333
01:08:57,682 --> 01:09:00,749
伊比呀呀，伊比伊比呀

1334
01:09:02,387 --> 01:09:04,455
拿出來了　　-太好了

1335
01:09:04,456 --> 01:09:05,689
你要直接拿或放在哪？

1336
01:09:05,690 --> 01:09:07,524
不，給我就好

1337
01:09:07,525 --> 01:09:08,726
要不要面紙？　　-沒關係

1338
01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:10,360
我直接拿

1339
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:17,167
這會讓你復職嗎？

1340
01:09:17,168 --> 01:09:19,403
我同事差點讓我們全都滅口

1341
01:09:19,404 --> 01:09:21,272
老實說，我不再確定能信任誰

1342
01:09:21,273 --> 01:09:26,638
但謝謝妳信任我

1343
01:09:28,179 --> 01:09:30,745
那你願意信任我們嗎？

1344
01:09:31,283 --> 01:09:32,450
讓我們幫你？

1345
01:09:32,584 --> 01:09:35,185
你受傷了，我們幫得上忙

1346
01:09:35,186 --> 01:09:37,655
我們是天生好手，特務的料

1347
01:09:37,656 --> 01:09:39,323
我們目前是半路出家

1348
01:09:39,324 --> 01:09:41,355
更正，我們專業的很

1349
01:09:58,176 --> 01:10:00,469
摩根，妳穿這樣要扮成當地人？

1350
01:10:00,745 --> 01:10:01,912
不行嗎？

1351
01:10:02,147 --> 01:10:05,349
我看起來不像法國妹嗎？

1352
01:10:05,350 --> 01:10:07,217
我看起來才像法國妹

1353
01:10:07,218 --> 01:10:09,283
妳看起來像法國窗簾

1354
01:10:09,587 --> 01:10:11,084
因為我「掛」保證

1355
01:10:13,358 --> 01:10:15,459
這個隨身碟怪怪的

1356
01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:17,728
拍謝，不是所有人…

1357
01:10:17,729 --> 01:10:19,430
都像A片女星會除毛

1358
01:10:19,431 --> 01:10:21,332
妹妹就是會長毛

1359
01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:23,701
不，我是說裡面的資訊

1360
01:10:23,702 --> 01:10:25,436
經過美國政府加密

1361
01:10:25,437 --> 01:10:28,439
是喔，隨便

1362
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,629
可想而知

1363
01:10:30,275 --> 01:10:30,941
什麼意思？

1364
01:10:30,942 --> 01:10:33,177
意思是這不是來自高地

1365
01:10:33,178 --> 01:10:34,504
而是美國政府

1366
01:10:34,646 --> 01:10:36,880
我無法存取，我沒有權限

1367
01:10:36,881 --> 01:10:38,649
什麼意思？你是間諜耶

1368
01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:39,683
駭不進去嗎？

1369
01:10:39,684 --> 01:10:41,977
每24小時會變更密碼

1370
01:10:42,654 --> 01:10:45,422
就算有超級電腦也需要幾天

1371
01:10:45,423 --> 01:10:46,749
你到底要說什麼？

1372
01:10:47,759 --> 01:10:49,693
我是說我們讀不了這個隨身碟

1373
01:10:49,694 --> 01:10:50,394
什麼？

1374
01:10:50,395 --> 01:10:52,196
一定有其他方法

1375
01:10:52,197 --> 01:10:56,094
除非找到美國情報電腦安全的專家

1376
01:10:59,404 --> 01:11:00,662
等姐一下

1377
01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:15,017
圖書館在哪裡？

1378
01:11:15,253 --> 01:11:17,387
妳已經在圖書館了

1379
01:11:17,722 --> 01:11:19,913
我高中法文課只記得這句

1380
01:11:20,492 --> 01:11:21,132
要命

1381
01:11:21,133 --> 01:11:23,720
我演那部法國學生片的台詞是啥？

1382
01:11:26,464 --> 01:11:29,565
今天克里斯會從羅馬回來嗎？

1383
01:11:29,834 --> 01:11:31,335
我不認識克里斯

1384
01:11:31,336 --> 01:11:33,704
我是悲傷的鐘樓怪人

1385
01:11:33,705 --> 01:11:35,634
妳沒事吧？要我打給誰嗎？

1386
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:36,772
殺手

1387
01:11:36,775 --> 01:11:37,805
他在那裡

1388
01:11:37,909 --> 01:11:39,667
他在那裡

1389
01:11:39,711 --> 01:11:40,900
在演哪齣？

1390
01:11:44,649 --> 01:11:45,781
演不好？

1391
01:11:47,485 --> 01:11:52,452
我要借這個一下，我會在那裡

1392
01:11:52,457 --> 01:11:53,919
好

1393
01:12:06,371 --> 01:12:07,595
我是史諾登

1394
01:12:08,406 --> 01:12:11,200
小諾諾，史諾登

1395
01:12:11,276 --> 01:12:13,677
我是表演藝術營的摩根

1396
01:12:13,678 --> 01:12:14,845
我的天啊

1397
01:12:15,513 --> 01:12:16,680
摩根

1398
01:12:17,515 --> 01:12:19,876
好久不見

1399
01:12:20,718 --> 01:12:22,486
我這幾年寄給妳N封信

1400
01:12:22,487 --> 01:12:24,421
真假？討厭啦

1401
01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:27,858
森七七，信都跑去哪了

1402
01:12:27,859 --> 01:12:30,461
我以為妳沒用那個帳號了

1403
01:12:30,462 --> 01:12:33,460
對，我在2004年轉到Gmail

1404
01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:35,499
其實我知道

1405
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:37,190
我想也是

1406
01:12:37,669 --> 01:12:39,303
我一直有在追蹤新聞

1407
01:12:39,304 --> 01:12:42,940
天啊，你要瞭解，我們沒殺任何人

1408
01:12:42,941 --> 01:12:44,007
至少不是故意的

1409
01:12:44,008 --> 01:12:47,609
當然，這是圈套，政府愛搞這套

1410
01:12:48,046 --> 01:12:50,510
有何需要，摩根，我挺妳

1411
01:12:50,782 --> 01:12:52,540
你在電腦旁邊嗎？

1412
01:12:53,785 --> 01:12:55,043
無時無刻

1413
01:12:55,453 --> 01:12:59,020
大寫H，+號，小寫u

1414
01:12:59,691 --> 01:13:01,051
小寫j

1415
01:13:01,526 --> 01:13:02,559
百分比符號

1416
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,861
好，百分比

1417
01:13:03,862 --> 01:13:05,029
大寫Y

1418
01:13:08,867 --> 01:13:10,534
太好了，進去了

1419
01:13:10,535 --> 01:13:11,827
好，所以呢？

1420
01:13:12,370 --> 01:13:13,832
高地的計劃是什麼？

1421
01:13:14,506 --> 01:13:16,807
這不是高地的計劃

1422
01:13:16,808 --> 01:13:19,910
這個隨身碟是整個網路的後門

1423
01:13:19,911 --> 01:13:23,171
財務，電郵，每個人的祕密

1424
01:13:24,849 --> 01:13:26,607
我們要趕快閃人

1425
01:13:27,552 --> 01:13:28,719
我們要走了

1426
01:13:29,354 --> 01:13:30,179
摩根

1427
01:13:30,688 --> 01:13:33,083
來洛杉磯時記得打給我

1428
01:13:33,691 --> 01:13:36,689
洛杉磯是無緣了

1429
01:13:37,495 --> 01:13:44,191
（匈牙利，布達佩斯）

1430
01:13:46,804 --> 01:13:47,868
說吧

1431
01:13:47,906 --> 01:13:49,767
我要增加一個目標

1432
01:13:50,308 --> 01:13:51,074
酬勞加倍

1433
01:13:51,075 --> 01:13:53,644
不，妳已經失敗兩次

1434
01:13:53,645 --> 01:13:55,345
那些女生還活著

1435
01:13:55,346 --> 01:13:57,241
高地很不高興

1436
01:13:59,751 --> 01:14:01,816
妳好，美人兒

1437
01:14:05,957 --> 01:14:09,092
寶貝，妳的臉怎麼了？

1438
01:14:12,730 --> 01:14:14,090
你的臉又怎麼了？

1439
01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:16,825
（三號目標）

1440
01:14:22,807 --> 01:14:24,074
老大，要去哪？

1441
01:14:24,075 --> 01:14:26,334
阿姆斯特丹，比較安全

1442
01:14:27,745 --> 01:14:29,037
我來幫你吧

1443
01:14:29,814 --> 01:14:30,946
謝謝

1444
01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:38,313
胸狠喔！

1445
01:14:40,358 --> 01:14:41,183
謝謝

1446
01:14:41,926 --> 01:14:44,127
（荷蘭，阿姆斯特丹）

1447
01:14:44,128 --> 01:14:47,820
切記，最不隱密就最安全

1448
01:14:47,932 --> 01:14:49,032
（青年旅館）

1449
01:14:49,033 --> 01:14:51,292
天啊，是毒窟的味道嗎？

1450
01:14:51,703 --> 01:14:53,670
妳們在體育館是看到這對男女嗎？

1451
01:14:53,671 --> 01:14:55,606
艾文和瑞莎佩連科

1452
01:14:55,607 --> 01:14:58,674
高地犯罪集團在俄國境外的頭目

1453
01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:01,378
寡頭首腦、軍火商、勒索犯

1454
01:15:01,379 --> 01:15:02,846
也是前體操教練

1455
01:15:02,847 --> 01:15:07,381
這是他們訓練的刺客也是前學生

1456
01:15:07,418 --> 01:15:08,744
我不尬意

1457
01:15:09,053 --> 01:15:10,687
兩位，奧黛莉，過來

1458
01:15:10,688 --> 01:15:13,657
-是我們，我們上新聞了
-據信牽涉更大的恐攻陰謀…

1459
01:15:13,658 --> 01:15:14,791
我的天　　-太扯了

1460
01:15:14,792 --> 01:15:18,629
據稱她們涉嫌謀殺當地眼科醫生

1461
01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:21,732
（美國殺人嫌犯在巴黎逃走）
不排除有性侵動機

1462
01:15:21,733 --> 01:15:23,734
性侵動機，甭想了

1463
01:15:23,735 --> 01:15:28,038
FBI已發布嫌犯間的臉書私訊

1464
01:15:28,039 --> 01:15:30,639
靠，摩根，是我們的對話

1465
01:15:30,842 --> 01:15:33,877
「但願他死翹翹」

1466
01:15:33,878 --> 01:15:36,213
「這要求很過分嗎？」

1467
01:15:36,214 --> 01:15:39,950
「希望有人幹掉他」

1468
01:15:39,951 --> 01:15:40,951
搞屁

1469
01:15:40,952 --> 01:15:44,121
還有「妳要我殺他嗎？」

1470
01:15:44,122 --> 01:15:45,956
「包在我身上」

1471
01:15:45,957 --> 01:15:47,824
「朋友不是當假的」

1472
01:15:47,825 --> 01:15:50,861
「音符符號，音符符號」

1473
01:15:50,862 --> 01:15:52,962
「摩根費里曼回覆」

1474
01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:55,993
妳叫做摩根費里曼

1475
01:15:56,534 --> 01:15:57,928
我打死猜不到

1476
01:15:58,736 --> 01:16:00,904
我永遠訂得到位

1477
01:16:00,905 --> 01:16:02,172
說實話

1478
01:16:02,173 --> 01:16:04,398
（泰絲貝克托內蒂，嫌犯友人）
我不相信奧黛莉會幹這種事

1479
01:16:04,642 --> 01:16:07,936
她不是那種人　　-哇！揪甘心

1480
01:16:07,945 --> 01:16:09,806
她沒那麼機靈

1481
01:16:10,615 --> 01:16:13,147
她30歲了，連個基本的床都沒有

1482
01:16:14,852 --> 01:16:16,987
彈簧墊也算床

1483
01:16:16,988 --> 01:16:18,985
我們討論過了

1484
01:16:28,566 --> 01:16:29,755
美國人齁？

1485
01:16:36,774 --> 01:16:37,531
嗨

1486
01:16:38,042 --> 01:16:39,106
嗨

1487
01:16:47,852 --> 01:16:48,852
希望妳別太難過…

1488
01:16:48,853 --> 01:16:51,248
新聞上那個女生亂說話

1489
01:16:54,292 --> 01:16:55,092
我不意外

1490
01:16:55,093 --> 01:16:58,262
我本來就沒幹過什麼大事

1491
01:16:58,996 --> 01:17:00,993
我就看過妳完成大事

1492
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:02,999
妳在咖啡館槍法神準

1493
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,634
妳趁亂調包獎盃

1494
01:17:06,170 --> 01:17:08,905
妳被刑求也沒招供

1495
01:17:08,906 --> 01:17:11,472
加上妳有遠見把那玩意塞進…

1496
01:17:13,911 --> 01:17:15,100
妳那裡

1497
01:17:18,149 --> 01:17:20,078
我也覺得你很了不起

1498
01:17:20,184 --> 01:17:22,319
你為了我冒生命危險

1499
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,020
沒什麼人會這樣做

1500
01:17:24,021 --> 01:17:26,621
包括我前男友

1501
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:30,354
關於這個…

1502
01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:33,056
我想澄清一點

1503
01:17:33,931 --> 01:17:36,599
我確定妳不是德魯的幌子女友

1504
01:17:37,335 --> 01:17:38,433
怎麼說？

1505
01:17:39,871 --> 01:17:42,335
你們相遇時我在場，妳生日那天

1506
01:17:42,373 --> 01:17:43,240
什麼？在酒吧裡？

1507
01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:45,375
在外面的監控車上

1508
01:17:45,376 --> 01:17:47,177
德魯要除掉酒吧裡的一個目標

1509
01:17:47,178 --> 01:17:48,044
等等，誰？

1510
01:17:48,045 --> 01:17:49,234
酒保

1511
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,243
他是伊斯蘭國的傭兵

1512
01:17:54,886 --> 01:17:57,281
波本雞尾酒加煙草苦精

1513
01:17:58,322 --> 01:18:00,149
佐大黃香料

1514
01:18:01,993 --> 01:18:06,095
（酒吧）

1515
01:18:08,032 --> 01:18:09,665
你能確認他是目標嗎？

1516
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,639
不好意思　　-抱歉

1517
01:18:17,942 --> 01:18:19,075
生日快樂

1518
01:18:19,076 --> 01:18:21,011
不要分心

1519
01:18:21,012 --> 01:18:22,145
這個？　　-對

1520
01:18:22,146 --> 01:18:23,346
今天不是我的生日

1521
01:18:23,347 --> 01:18:26,277
我戴著只是想取暖

1522
01:18:26,884 --> 01:18:27,684
如果是妳的生日…

1523
01:18:27,685 --> 01:18:29,209
這美眉很醋咪

1524
01:18:29,921 --> 01:18:32,248
賽勒，別跟她勾勾纏了

1525
01:18:33,391 --> 01:18:34,491
在我們這一行

1526
01:18:34,492 --> 01:18:38,389
跟某人在一起，關心某人

1527
01:18:39,030 --> 01:18:40,822
會干擾我們的工作

1528
01:18:40,898 --> 01:18:44,295
如果德魯想跟妳交往

1529
01:18:45,203 --> 01:18:46,392
那就是真心的

1530
01:18:47,505 --> 01:18:49,605
還有我不得不說

1531
01:18:50,107 --> 01:18:51,975
那台點唱機上最鳥的歌是

1532
01:18:51,976 --> 01:18:53,977
「你的身體是我的遊樂園」

1533
01:18:53,978 --> 01:18:55,167
毫無疑問

1534
01:18:56,047 --> 01:18:57,113
天啊，什麼？

1535
01:18:57,114 --> 01:19:00,408
什麼？才怪，絕對不是

1536
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:04,287
那是我的破處歌

1537
01:19:04,288 --> 01:19:05,477
什麼？

1538
01:19:06,023 --> 01:19:08,748
跟誰？天下第一遜咖？

1539
01:19:11,929 --> 01:19:13,596
嗨，兩位

1540
01:19:14,465 --> 01:19:17,293
地瓜害的，對吧？

1541
01:19:23,608 --> 01:19:25,675
一向管用，其實挺好玩的

1542
01:19:25,676 --> 01:19:26,808
（往下插入）

1543
01:19:28,112 --> 01:19:29,279
奧黛莉

1544
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:30,413
哇咧，摩根

1545
01:19:30,414 --> 01:19:32,206
她有夠長舌

1546
01:19:32,683 --> 01:19:33,713
道佛

1547
01:19:37,288 --> 01:19:38,250
老天

1548
01:19:38,256 --> 01:19:39,718
我的天，等等

1549
01:19:40,491 --> 01:19:42,352
給我閃一邊

1550
01:19:42,994 --> 01:19:43,888
把手舉高

1551
01:19:44,295 --> 01:19:46,360
雙手，斷臂哥

1552
01:19:47,131 --> 01:19:48,923
快點，賽巴，舉高點

1553
01:19:50,268 --> 01:19:51,867
拎爸就是厲害

1554
01:19:51,969 --> 01:19:53,796
道佛，怎樣？你想報復？

1555
01:19:54,171 --> 01:19:55,505
我被停職，你贏了

1556
01:19:55,506 --> 01:19:57,697
廢話，我知道我贏了

1557
01:19:58,643 --> 01:20:01,471
我是來拿隨身碟的

1558
01:20:02,046 --> 01:20:05,448
當然，我也要解決一些人

1559
01:20:05,449 --> 01:20:07,207
聽著，聽著

1560
01:20:07,218 --> 01:20:10,020
冷靜，與他無關

1561
01:20:10,021 --> 01:20:11,721
我保證是我和摩根的主意

1562
01:20:11,722 --> 01:20:14,424
你何不回中情局這樣報告

1563
01:20:14,425 --> 01:20:15,625
老天

1564
01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:17,294
妳不知道我是壞人？

1565
01:20:17,295 --> 01:20:18,359
什麼？

1566
01:20:18,362 --> 01:20:20,496
他不是來執行中情局的任務

1567
01:20:20,531 --> 01:20:22,132
他為高地做事

1568
01:20:22,133 --> 01:20:25,569
妳不瞭中國黑道出天價要買

1569
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:26,503
俄國黑手黨也是

1570
01:20:26,504 --> 01:20:28,228
一拖拉庫的黑手黨肖想這個

1571
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:29,606
廢話不多說

1572
01:20:29,607 --> 01:20:31,541
我要解決你們三人逍遙去了

1573
01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:33,243
可惜這樣就看不到…

1574
01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:36,538
你們這些蠢貨上演「凌凌漆」了

1575
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,587
好，爛哏

1576
01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:44,421
這是鄉民哏，奧黛莉

1577
01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:45,355
超好笑的，因為我很幽默

1578
01:20:45,356 --> 01:20:46,256
隨便，不笑拉倒

1579
01:20:46,257 --> 01:20:50,160
反正老子有根粗粗的叫手槍

1580
01:20:50,161 --> 01:20:50,801
我的天啊

1581
01:20:50,802 --> 01:20:52,562
妳嘛幫幫忙，奧黛莉

1582
01:20:52,563 --> 01:20:54,097
我的天，拜託住手

1583
01:20:54,098 --> 01:20:55,298
道佛，住手

1584
01:20:55,299 --> 01:20:56,600
妳第一個死　　-道佛

1585
01:20:56,601 --> 01:20:58,428
我的天，我的天

1586
01:21:04,175 --> 01:21:08,607
這傢伙想要打劫我們，對吧？

1587
01:21:11,315 --> 01:21:13,416
說得對　　-沒錯

1588
01:21:13,417 --> 01:21:15,352
嚇死人，真的好可怕

1589
01:21:15,353 --> 01:21:16,611
是吧？　　-是啊

1590
01:21:22,159 --> 01:21:23,426
他怎麼找到我們的？

1591
01:21:23,427 --> 01:21:26,425
不瞭，預防措施都做了

1592
01:21:26,797 --> 01:21:29,625
只用現金，沒有手機

1593
01:21:32,603 --> 01:21:33,827
摩根

1594
01:21:35,539 --> 01:21:37,764
妳又打給爸媽了？

1595
01:21:39,243 --> 01:21:40,543
對，我忍不住

1596
01:21:40,544 --> 01:21:43,613
我爸看到羅傑的新聞會以為我死了

1597
01:21:43,614 --> 01:21:45,181
所以我去一間禮品店

1598
01:21:45,182 --> 01:21:46,349
買了拋棄式手機

1599
01:21:46,350 --> 01:21:48,685
我只講了一秒，「嗨，我活著」

1600
01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:50,353
然後就丟進垃圾桶

1601
01:21:50,354 --> 01:21:52,355
兩分鐘內的通話都無法追蹤

1602
01:21:52,356 --> 01:21:54,421
早就沒這回事了　　-沒這回事了

1603
01:21:54,759 --> 01:21:56,051
我現在知道了

1604
01:21:58,329 --> 01:22:00,397
我的天，他復活了

1605
01:22:00,398 --> 01:22:01,929
他起死回生了

1606
01:22:06,137 --> 01:22:08,872
原來是手機，這才說得通

1607
01:22:08,873 --> 01:22:10,540
需要拇指紋

1608
01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:12,575
有拇指啊　　-沒搞錯？

1609
01:22:12,576 --> 01:22:14,505
我站著，勾不到

1610
01:22:14,845 --> 01:22:16,478
有夠噁的

1611
01:22:20,685 --> 01:22:22,978
上面寫「拿到包裹私訊我」

1612
01:22:24,288 --> 01:22:26,718
回覆包裹已到手，問交貨地點

1613
01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,119
靠，又鎖住了，等等

1614
01:22:32,463 --> 01:22:35,265
他說「帶來阿布雷行動」　　-好

1615
01:22:35,266 --> 01:22:36,366
什麼是阿布雷行動？

1616
01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:37,795
我來查他的信

1617
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:43,640
他一直跟名叫杭特皮爾斯的人通信

1618
01:22:43,641 --> 01:22:45,365
聽起來像Gay片明星

1619
01:22:46,677 --> 01:22:49,579
高地打算向道佛買隨身碟

1620
01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:51,543
他們稱為阿布雷行動

1621
01:22:52,183 --> 01:22:53,516
就在明天晚上

1622
01:22:53,517 --> 01:22:56,453
柏林科技博物館有一場晚宴

1623
01:22:56,454 --> 01:22:57,985
回他簡訊說

1624
01:22:58,255 --> 01:22:59,888
我們會帶隨身碟去見他們

1625
01:23:01,692 --> 01:23:04,486
手機又鎖住了，我需要拇指紋

1626
01:23:04,595 --> 01:23:05,625
就這麼辦

1627
01:23:09,533 --> 01:23:10,300
拚了

1628
01:23:10,301 --> 01:23:11,991
割拇指，行得通　　-奧黛莉

1629
01:23:15,372 --> 01:23:16,732
太噁了

1630
01:23:25,316 --> 01:23:26,483
給妳比個讚！

1631
01:23:26,517 --> 01:23:27,581
一路好走

1632
01:23:31,655 --> 01:23:34,619
計劃如下，我們去柏林

1633
01:23:36,494 --> 01:23:38,728
（德國，柏林）
等等，我們要直接走進晚宴？

1634
01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:39,763
不，我們要假扮成…

1635
01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:41,397
賓客名單上的兩個人

1636
01:23:41,398 --> 01:23:43,566
加拿大大使夫婦

1637
01:23:43,601 --> 01:23:45,496
別人不會認出他們嗎？

1638
01:23:46,437 --> 01:23:48,772
不會，加拿大人都大眾臉

1639
01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:51,134
他們下午2點飛抵泰格爾機場

1640
01:23:51,475 --> 01:23:52,909
要我裝口音嗎？

1641
01:23:52,910 --> 01:23:54,711
拜託不要　　-人家很會裝啊

1642
01:23:54,712 --> 01:23:56,780
（穆利凱大使夫婦）
兩位，是穆利凱夫婦嗎？

1643
01:23:56,781 --> 01:23:58,448
太好了，我是比爾

1644
01:23:59,483 --> 01:24:00,817
我懂你們在想什麼

1645
01:24:00,818 --> 01:24:03,987
東倫敦人怎麼會跑來德國柏林？

1646
01:24:03,988 --> 01:24:06,923
去取車時我邊告訴你們

1647
01:24:06,924 --> 01:24:10,360
我說「女王，妳怎麼來了？」

1648
01:24:10,361 --> 01:24:13,429
她說「我受夠待在城堡了」

1649
01:24:13,430 --> 01:24:15,063
「我要出來透透氣」

1650
01:24:19,503 --> 01:24:21,637
那上路吧

1651
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,608
糟了，我們被搶了

1652
01:24:25,609 --> 01:24:27,844
不，別又來了　　-抱歉

1653
01:24:27,845 --> 01:24:30,880
拜託不要，我家裡有幼女

1654
01:24:30,881 --> 01:24:32,482
快走人　　-我老婆快死了

1655
01:24:32,483 --> 01:24:34,751
下車，他們睡著了　　-她需要換腎

1656
01:24:34,752 --> 01:24:36,886
走人啦　　-人家故事都想好了

1657
01:24:49,967 --> 01:24:54,263
（柏林）

1658
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:06,716
希望我看起來像加拿大大使的老婆

1659
01:25:06,717 --> 01:25:08,985
希望我看起來像超級偶像

1660
01:25:08,986 --> 01:25:11,354
染好了嗎？　　-行了

1661
01:25:11,355 --> 01:25:12,789
我想如果我們其中一人變裝

1662
01:25:12,790 --> 01:25:15,525
另一人也該變裝才不會被認出

1663
01:25:15,526 --> 01:25:19,218
妳即將變身為亞曼達穆利凱

1664
01:25:19,463 --> 01:25:21,528
而我即將變身為…

1665
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:24,831
靠北，我會變得像妳

1666
01:25:24,969 --> 01:25:26,970
不是指妳醜，但我們只是髮色互換

1667
01:25:26,971 --> 01:25:29,372
如果他們在找金髮妹和棕髮妹

1668
01:25:29,373 --> 01:25:31,407
那我們還是金髮妹和棕髮妹

1669
01:25:31,408 --> 01:25:32,609
我們搞砸了

1670
01:25:32,610 --> 01:25:34,744
希望這不會害我們今晚嗝屁

1671
01:25:34,745 --> 01:25:38,142
不，我們今晚才不會死

1672
01:25:38,349 --> 01:25:39,449
妳說得對，我們不會

1673
01:25:39,450 --> 01:25:40,383
但如果真的嗝屁

1674
01:25:40,384 --> 01:25:42,552
我們不會，但如果真的嗝屁

1675
01:25:42,553 --> 01:25:43,386
我的天啊

1676
01:25:43,387 --> 01:25:47,683
我知道這一週驚天動地

1677
01:25:48,626 --> 01:25:50,885
但這是我人生中最美好的一週

1678
01:25:51,996 --> 01:25:52,862
妳認真？

1679
01:25:52,863 --> 01:25:57,659
對，跟妳作伙在國外冒險

1680
01:25:57,768 --> 01:26:00,737
行俠仗義，沒人用異樣眼光看我

1681
01:26:00,738 --> 01:26:02,098
說不上來

1682
01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:05,040
妳經常感到異樣眼光？

1683
01:26:05,409 --> 01:26:08,411
記得德魯說我有點白目

1684
01:26:08,412 --> 01:26:10,603
那不是我第一次被這樣說

1685
01:26:11,015 --> 01:26:12,682
妳不是「有點白目」

1686
01:26:12,683 --> 01:26:15,418
我明明是，我超白目

1687
01:26:15,419 --> 01:26:17,120
不，妳才不是

1688
01:26:17,121 --> 01:26:19,789
只有妳和我爸媽不會這樣想我

1689
01:26:19,790 --> 01:26:21,855
那是因為別人都悶爆了

1690
01:26:26,463 --> 01:26:27,186
抱歉

1691
01:26:29,533 --> 01:26:30,934
我以妳為傲

1692
01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:33,103
親愛的，我也以妳為傲

1693
01:26:34,705 --> 01:26:36,099
我的天啊

1694
01:26:38,509 --> 01:26:39,876
所以別…　　-別死，好嗎？

1695
01:26:39,877 --> 01:26:41,945
拜託別死，不然我也活不下去

1696
01:26:41,946 --> 01:26:44,137
我們都死就太暴殄天物了

1697
01:26:48,752 --> 01:26:53,889
（柏林科技博物館）

1698
01:26:59,930 --> 01:27:00,863
摩根

1699
01:27:00,864 --> 01:27:02,065
妳就定位了嗎？

1700
01:27:02,066 --> 01:27:03,833
對，我打從娘胎就定位

1701
01:27:03,834 --> 01:27:05,635
大家都是打從娘胎就定位

1702
01:27:05,636 --> 01:27:08,037
那個叫做胎位

1703
01:27:08,038 --> 01:27:10,001
對，附議

1704
01:27:11,108 --> 01:27:12,172
亞曼達

1705
01:27:12,576 --> 01:27:13,765
伊森

1706
01:27:13,944 --> 01:27:17,113
表現自然，只是一般的夜晚

1707
01:27:18,716 --> 01:27:19,615
好

1708
01:27:19,616 --> 01:27:20,984
跟太陽馬戲團一起表演

1709
01:27:20,985 --> 01:27:22,652
正是我的三大夢想之一

1710
01:27:22,653 --> 01:27:23,886
我充分準備好這場任務

1711
01:27:23,887 --> 01:27:26,851
我得過童軍的雜技和耍寶證書

1712
01:27:27,091 --> 01:27:29,058
競爭很激烈，我大放異彩

1713
01:27:29,059 --> 01:27:29,792
再說一次，摩根

1714
01:27:29,793 --> 01:27:31,127
妳不准跟馬戲團一起表演

1715
01:27:31,128 --> 01:27:34,464
妳的工作是待在後台看監視器

1716
01:27:34,465 --> 01:27:35,798
我們要找出買家

1717
01:27:35,799 --> 01:27:37,864
好，可是…

1718
01:27:38,569 --> 01:27:40,168
表演一首歌也不行？

1719
01:27:40,604 --> 01:27:41,244
不行

1720
01:27:41,245 --> 01:27:41,885
收到指令

1721
01:27:41,886 --> 01:27:43,856
但如果我爬上那個銀色旋轉玩意

1722
01:27:43,857 --> 01:27:45,908
不會更容易認出目標嗎？

1723
01:27:45,909 --> 01:27:46,676
不會

1724
01:27:46,677 --> 01:27:47,317
收到

1725
01:27:47,318 --> 01:27:50,142
那高空鞦韆呢？我受過訓練

1726
01:27:50,614 --> 01:27:51,581
不行

1727
01:27:51,582 --> 01:27:52,515
瞭解

1728
01:27:52,516 --> 01:27:53,978
摩根退下

1729
01:28:08,232 --> 01:28:10,933
兩位，我看到可疑人士

1730
01:28:10,934 --> 01:28:13,398
好，保持冷靜

1731
01:28:13,570 --> 01:28:15,101
請形容長相　　-好

1732
01:28:15,739 --> 01:28:17,740
他有很瞎的翹鬍子

1733
01:28:17,741 --> 01:28:20,876
又粗又濃的醜眉毛，而且…

1734
01:28:21,678 --> 01:28:23,813
沒錯，他拿著一袋錢

1735
01:28:23,814 --> 01:28:26,149
先生女士，買家登場

1736
01:28:26,150 --> 01:28:28,017
那個人應該是馬戲團演員

1737
01:28:28,018 --> 01:28:29,752
對，摩根，真正的壞人…

1738
01:28:29,753 --> 01:28:31,821
應該不會看起來像搞笑藝人

1739
01:28:31,822 --> 01:28:32,789
很難說

1740
01:28:32,790 --> 01:28:35,015
我要相信自己的直覺，拍謝

1741
01:28:38,896 --> 01:28:39,892
不會吧

1742
01:28:54,778 --> 01:28:56,913
我搞錯了，他是馬戲團演員

1743
01:28:56,914 --> 01:28:59,708
重複，他是馬戲團演員

1744
01:29:05,923 --> 01:29:06,689
怎麼了？

1745
01:29:06,690 --> 01:29:08,050
那是湯姆和瑪莎

1746
01:29:08,092 --> 01:29:11,125
德魯的假父母或什麼之類的

1747
01:29:19,837 --> 01:29:23,131
摩根，去後台，任務告吹

1748
01:29:25,209 --> 01:29:26,808
誰幫你吹？

1749
01:29:27,010 --> 01:29:28,010
摩根，很難笑

1750
01:29:28,011 --> 01:29:30,338
我同意，看你被吹一點都不好笑

1751
01:29:31,682 --> 01:29:32,915
好，妳們別走散

1752
01:29:32,916 --> 01:29:34,183
站在顯眼的地方等我回來

1753
01:29:34,184 --> 01:29:36,986
妳把隨身碟放在安全的地方嗎？

1754
01:29:36,987 --> 01:29:38,287
非常安全

1755
01:29:38,288 --> 01:29:40,115
跟上次一樣安全？

1756
01:29:40,591 --> 01:29:41,780
你等著看

1757
01:29:43,594 --> 01:29:45,853
我不是說真的「看」

1758
01:29:46,763 --> 01:29:47,830
拜託快走　　-好

1759
01:29:47,831 --> 01:29:48,861
那好

1760
01:30:03,914 --> 01:30:05,103
先生，這裡禁煙

1761
01:30:06,917 --> 01:30:09,347
抱歉，壞習慣，我懂

1762
01:30:10,254 --> 01:30:11,020
要來一根嗎？

1763
01:30:11,021 --> 01:30:11,854
我不抽煙，先生

1764
01:30:11,855 --> 01:30:13,147
我也是

1765
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,412
賽巴斯汀

1766
01:30:38,682 --> 01:30:40,372
賽巴斯汀，你收到簡訊

1767
01:30:43,654 --> 01:30:45,321
賽巴斯汀，都還好嗎？

1768
01:30:59,937 --> 01:31:04,907
（已就位，你在哪裡？）

1769
01:31:04,908 --> 01:31:07,376
（我沒看到你）

1770
01:31:07,377 --> 01:31:09,636
（火砲館）

1771
01:31:15,886 --> 01:31:17,286
摩根，賽巴斯汀沒有回應

1772
01:31:17,287 --> 01:31:19,422
我的天，感覺不妙

1773
01:31:19,423 --> 01:31:21,857
也許沒事，我不想嚇妳，說不定

1774
01:31:21,858 --> 01:31:23,993
買家傳簡訊給我，我要去見他

1775
01:31:23,994 --> 01:31:24,894
或她

1776
01:31:24,895 --> 01:31:26,295
沒錯，我正想說…

1777
01:31:26,296 --> 01:31:27,897
女人也可能是恐怖分子

1778
01:31:27,898 --> 01:31:29,432
女人耍狠可不是開玩笑的

1779
01:31:29,433 --> 01:31:32,329
妳找得到賽巴斯汀嗎？他不會走太遠

1780
01:31:32,703 --> 01:31:33,494
好

1781
01:31:36,340 --> 01:31:38,374
既然這樣，我要爬上梯子

1782
01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:39,633
我知道…

1783
01:31:40,844 --> 01:31:41,635
摩根

1784
01:31:41,812 --> 01:31:44,380
高空鞦韆平台是最佳觀測點

1785
01:31:44,381 --> 01:31:45,479
摩根

1786
01:31:46,216 --> 01:31:47,906
搞什麼

1787
01:32:06,903 --> 01:32:08,104
奧黛莉，我的天啊

1788
01:32:08,105 --> 01:32:10,136
搞什麼鬼？

1789
01:32:11,074 --> 01:32:14,607
拚了，拚了

1790
01:32:16,847 --> 01:32:20,983
奧黛莉，我爬到最危險的制高點了

1791
01:32:20,984 --> 01:32:25,177
大約離地面600公尺

1792
01:32:30,260 --> 01:32:31,449
不會吧

1793
01:32:38,135 --> 01:32:39,902
我要下去了

1794
01:32:39,903 --> 01:32:40,870
等等

1795
01:32:40,871 --> 01:32:43,139
蛤？理我一下

1796
01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:44,466
把梯子還我

1797
01:32:45,208 --> 01:32:46,238
挫屎了

1798
01:32:48,345 --> 01:32:49,512
德魯，你明明死了

1799
01:32:49,513 --> 01:32:52,341
沒錯，我差點死掉

1800
01:32:52,883 --> 01:32:56,052
但妳是我活下來的動力

1801
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:58,280
我是來救妳的

1802
01:32:59,022 --> 01:32:59,789
我？

1803
01:32:59,790 --> 01:33:00,990
還有阻止韓蕭

1804
01:33:00,991 --> 01:33:01,924
什麼？賽巴斯汀？

1805
01:33:01,925 --> 01:33:04,252
不，他是來幫我們的

1806
01:33:04,361 --> 01:33:06,722
奧黛莉，妳聽過高地嗎？

1807
01:33:07,564 --> 01:33:08,662
聽過

1808
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:11,061
賽巴斯汀是為高地做事

1809
01:33:12,903 --> 01:33:14,337
不，不可能

1810
01:33:14,338 --> 01:33:15,905
他何必冒生命危險？

1811
01:33:15,906 --> 01:33:17,340
他何必丟掉飯碗？

1812
01:33:17,341 --> 01:33:18,074
他跟妳說什麼？

1813
01:33:18,075 --> 01:33:20,509
他要妳來這找隨身碟的買家？

1814
01:33:20,510 --> 01:33:22,507
他帶妳來是為了殺我

1815
01:33:22,579 --> 01:33:25,304
他利用妳當作誘餌來揪出我

1816
01:33:26,049 --> 01:33:28,046
他知道我會為了妳回來

1817
01:33:28,819 --> 01:33:30,350
但我絕不會讓他傷害妳

1818
01:33:31,455 --> 01:33:33,020
現在我人來了

1819
01:33:33,990 --> 01:33:35,054
好

1820
01:33:35,592 --> 01:33:37,526
奧黛莉，我有壞消息

1821
01:33:37,527 --> 01:33:40,296
娜嘉還活著

1822
01:33:40,297 --> 01:33:44,066
她正在對面的鞦韆平台

1823
01:33:44,067 --> 01:33:45,301
她身上搞不好有炸彈

1824
01:33:45,302 --> 01:33:47,803
阿災，也許這是恐攻

1825
01:33:47,804 --> 01:33:50,734
事有蹊蹺，她看來不像自殺炸彈客

1826
01:33:50,974 --> 01:33:54,735
那八婆自我感覺良好，自以為是

1827
01:33:56,913 --> 01:33:59,348
重點是，我看著她

1828
01:33:59,349 --> 01:34:01,540
她肯定想要殺了我

1829
01:34:01,852 --> 01:34:03,542
然後再去追殺妳

1830
01:34:07,624 --> 01:34:09,416
所以我一定得收拾她

1831
01:34:13,230 --> 01:34:14,522
我能搞定

1832
01:34:14,998 --> 01:34:19,157
想想在紐澤西雜耍中心的訓練

1833
01:34:58,575 --> 01:35:00,376
能問你一件事嗎？

1834
01:35:00,377 --> 01:35:01,407
儘管問

1835
01:35:03,146 --> 01:35:04,947
你把隨身碟留在我的公寓

1836
01:35:04,948 --> 01:35:06,706
因為你覺得我離不開？

1837
01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:09,444
我不會成長？我哪都去不了？

1838
01:35:10,187 --> 01:35:11,487
你要我去維也納

1839
01:35:11,488 --> 01:35:13,849
因為你認定我不會質疑？

1840
01:35:13,957 --> 01:35:16,557
不，我是說

1841
01:35:18,261 --> 01:35:19,792
我低估妳了

1842
01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,187
你傷了我

1843
01:35:24,100 --> 01:35:25,426
我很抱歉

1844
01:35:26,703 --> 01:35:28,200
我非得如此

1845
01:35:29,639 --> 01:35:32,205
現在看到妳完成這一切

1846
01:35:34,144 --> 01:35:35,606
我比以前更愛妳了

1847
01:35:38,014 --> 01:35:39,272
你愛我嗎？

1848
01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:42,149
我愛妳，奧黛莉史塔克曼

1849
01:35:49,226 --> 01:35:50,791
看起來像是玩真的

1850
01:35:56,600 --> 01:36:00,302
臭婊，從小在鬼孤兒院長大

1851
01:36:00,303 --> 01:36:05,406
虐待妳的修女叫什麼名字？好痛

1852
01:37:07,170 --> 01:37:09,600
讚啦，讚啦

1853
01:37:20,650 --> 01:37:21,782
奧黛莉

1854
01:37:22,085 --> 01:37:24,719
奧黛莉，我打爆她了

1855
01:37:25,488 --> 01:37:26,780
我們安全了

1856
01:37:28,558 --> 01:37:29,690
奧黛莉

1857
01:37:31,428 --> 01:37:32,492
奧黛莉？

1858
01:37:34,798 --> 01:37:35,828
慘了

1859
01:37:37,100 --> 01:37:39,234
妳老闆有給妳新的間諜小裝備？

1860
01:37:39,235 --> 01:37:40,800
沒有

1861
01:37:41,237 --> 01:37:42,805
妳現在是加拿大人了？　　-是啊

1862
01:37:42,806 --> 01:37:44,337
水喔，有妳的

1863
01:37:46,676 --> 01:37:47,501
建議你別打開

1864
01:37:47,644 --> 01:37:48,868
會炸掉我的頭嗎？

1865
01:37:51,581 --> 01:37:54,306
怎樣也猜不到是根姆指

1866
01:37:55,819 --> 01:37:57,418
性感女間諜，還有什麼？

1867
01:38:01,858 --> 01:38:03,525
隨身碟不在裡面

1868
01:38:06,663 --> 01:38:07,989
別這樣

1869
01:38:10,333 --> 01:38:11,363
聽著

1870
01:38:12,335 --> 01:38:14,002
妳能信任我

1871
01:38:15,805 --> 01:38:16,937
是嗎？

1872
01:38:17,374 --> 01:38:19,769
你自己說誰都不能信任

1873
01:38:22,012 --> 01:38:22,778
站在一邊

1874
01:38:22,779 --> 01:38:23,746
快走，過去

1875
01:38:23,747 --> 01:38:24,980
賽巴斯汀？

1876
01:38:24,981 --> 01:38:25,875
奧黛莉

1877
01:38:26,049 --> 01:38:27,841
奧黛莉，退後，他跟他們是同夥

1878
01:38:28,051 --> 01:38:28,951
賽勒？

1879
01:38:28,952 --> 01:38:29,818
嗨，兄弟

1880
01:38:29,819 --> 01:38:31,043
奧黛莉，離他遠一點

1881
01:38:31,354 --> 01:38:33,044
他會殺光所有人

1882
01:38:33,323 --> 01:38:35,388
他也這樣說你

1883
01:38:39,863 --> 01:38:40,995
洗洗睡吧

1884
01:38:42,966 --> 01:38:44,933
賽勒，除掉目標

1885
01:38:44,934 --> 01:38:46,396
去死吧，老爸

1886
01:38:49,673 --> 01:38:50,430
老媽

1887
01:38:52,242 --> 01:38:55,744
等等，等一下

1888
01:38:55,745 --> 01:38:56,877
奧黛莉，聽我說

1889
01:38:57,213 --> 01:39:00,177
德魯是為高地工作

1890
01:39:00,216 --> 01:39:02,976
賽巴斯汀才是為高地工作　　-騙人

1891
01:39:02,986 --> 01:39:04,386
奧黛莉，他跟道佛是一夥

1892
01:39:04,387 --> 01:39:06,055
賽巴斯汀跟道佛是一夥

1893
01:39:06,056 --> 01:39:08,724
是德魯派刺客到體育館

1894
01:39:08,725 --> 01:39:09,925
他想置妳於死地

1895
01:39:09,926 --> 01:39:11,960
賽巴斯汀派刺客到體育館

1896
01:39:11,961 --> 01:39:13,295
賽巴斯汀想置妳於死地

1897
01:39:13,296 --> 01:39:15,364
你別再跳針栽贓我了

1898
01:39:15,365 --> 01:39:16,998
老子爽，因為我有槍

1899
01:39:29,012 --> 01:39:30,076
妳沒事吧？

1900
01:39:30,180 --> 01:39:31,213
我好害怕

1901
01:39:31,214 --> 01:39:33,211
別怕，沒事了

1902
01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:39,117
抱歉讓妳捲入

1903
01:39:39,789 --> 01:39:41,957
沒關係，沒關係　　-有我在

1904
01:39:42,659 --> 01:39:44,126
拜託我們回家好嗎？

1905
01:39:44,127 --> 01:39:45,394
好　　-好

1906
01:39:45,395 --> 01:39:47,028
我會照顧妳

1907
01:39:52,402 --> 01:39:54,001
你在找這個嗎？

1908
01:39:55,939 --> 01:39:57,504
奧黛莉

1909
01:39:58,808 --> 01:40:01,176
這招厲害，但我想妳搞不清狀況

1910
01:40:01,177 --> 01:40:03,479
你果然還是低估我

1911
01:40:03,480 --> 01:40:05,147
奧黛莉，別這樣

1912
01:40:06,950 --> 01:40:08,014
奧黛莉

1913
01:40:09,352 --> 01:40:10,951
放開我

1914
01:40:11,020 --> 01:40:12,050
不要

1915
01:40:16,693 --> 01:40:17,343
我的天啊

1916
01:40:17,344 --> 01:40:20,519
摩根，老是演很大

1917
01:40:22,165 --> 01:40:23,161
該死

1918
01:40:23,399 --> 01:40:24,998
天殺的

1919
01:40:35,812 --> 01:40:36,979
妳最好趕快

1920
01:40:37,914 --> 01:40:39,308
斃了我吧

1921
01:40:41,317 --> 01:40:45,009
沒錯，妳什麼事都完成不了

1922
01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:48,924
引用我收到的一則簡訊

1923
01:40:49,259 --> 01:40:53,529
「聽著，結束了，抱歉」

1924
01:40:53,530 --> 01:40:55,357
奧黛莉，住手

1925
01:40:59,736 --> 01:41:01,130
我唬住你了

1926
01:41:09,245 --> 01:41:12,380
德魯賽勒，別動，你被逮捕了

1927
01:41:14,984 --> 01:41:17,152
抓到德魯賽勒了

1928
01:41:17,287 --> 01:41:20,115
有點白目，不覺得？

1929
01:41:20,523 --> 01:41:23,021
我的天，妳沒事吧？

1930
01:41:23,026 --> 01:41:25,456
我沒事，妳沒事吧？　　-沒事

1931
01:41:27,564 --> 01:41:29,129
賽巴斯汀？

1932
01:41:36,072 --> 01:41:37,806
搞屁啊

1933
01:41:37,807 --> 01:41:40,142
防彈背心會救人一命

1934
01:41:40,143 --> 01:41:42,368
但斷掉肋骨在所難免

1935
01:41:42,445 --> 01:41:43,703
你還活著

1936
01:41:46,883 --> 01:41:48,243
活跳跳耶

1937
01:41:59,963 --> 01:42:01,530
什麼是哈姆立克法？

1938
01:42:01,531 --> 01:42:04,032
什麼是哈姆立克法？　　-沒錯

1939
01:42:04,033 --> 01:42:05,167
樂器題答對得800分

1940
01:42:05,168 --> 01:42:06,869
又長又響亮的號角…

1941
01:42:06,870 --> 01:42:08,469
好長的號碼

1942
01:42:09,372 --> 01:42:10,172
喂？

1943
01:42:10,173 --> 01:42:11,573
媽，我還活著

1944
01:42:11,574 --> 01:42:13,173
女兒，妳沒事吧？

1945
01:42:13,209 --> 01:42:14,109
我把電視轉小聲

1946
01:42:14,110 --> 01:42:16,078
我用擴音，等等

1947
01:42:16,079 --> 01:42:17,946
我來把聲音轉小　　-要按…

1948
01:42:17,947 --> 01:42:20,082
甜心，我要把聲音轉小但…

1949
01:42:20,083 --> 01:42:21,511
輸入　　-輸入？

1950
01:42:21,517 --> 01:42:22,551
沒看到輸入鍵

1951
01:42:22,552 --> 01:42:25,854
拍謝，這是國際間諜的手機

1952
01:42:25,855 --> 01:42:27,356
間諜，誰是間諜？

1953
01:42:27,357 --> 01:42:28,624
輸入鍵沒用啊

1954
01:42:28,625 --> 01:42:34,127
他是國際間諜，叫做賽巴斯汀韓蕭

1955
01:42:34,230 --> 01:42:36,398
他為軍情六處工作

1956
01:42:36,399 --> 01:42:41,093
摩根，她能別透露我的身分嗎？

1957
01:42:41,504 --> 01:42:43,038
她什麼都會告訴爸媽

1958
01:42:43,039 --> 01:42:44,873
等等，有插撥

1959
01:42:44,874 --> 01:42:46,439
我愛你們

1960
01:42:49,445 --> 01:42:54,049
賽巴斯汀韓蕭的電話，我是摩根

1961
01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:55,342
韓蕭人呢？

1962
01:42:56,185 --> 01:42:58,520
我的天，莫非妳是我想的那個人？

1963
01:42:58,521 --> 01:43:01,290
天曉得妳想的是誰

1964
01:43:01,291 --> 01:43:03,325
老天鵝，是妳沒錯

1965
01:43:03,326 --> 01:43:08,297
我讓奧黛莉和賽巴斯汀去放閃一下

1966
01:43:08,298 --> 01:43:09,556
懂我的意思？

1967
01:43:09,933 --> 01:43:11,500
請他回電給我　　-不，直說無妨

1968
01:43:11,501 --> 01:43:15,304
我已經證明自己是可靠的新進間諜

1969
01:43:15,305 --> 01:43:17,632
妳就跟我說吧　　-好

1970
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:18,373
那好

1971
01:43:18,374 --> 01:43:20,208
妳能轉告他

1972
01:43:20,209 --> 01:43:22,277
他週一能回來辦公室

1973
01:43:22,278 --> 01:43:25,314
真假？我的天，太讚了

1974
01:43:25,315 --> 01:43:27,779
謝謝　　-他一定會爽翻天，甘溫

1975
01:43:27,917 --> 01:43:30,381
但我週一比較難喬

1976
01:43:31,287 --> 01:43:34,513
不對不對　　-我有泡麵廣告二次試鏡

1977
01:43:34,991 --> 01:43:37,092
算了，鳥他的，我會拒絕

1978
01:43:37,093 --> 01:43:39,361
我不是說妳，摩根，週一別出現

1979
01:43:39,362 --> 01:43:41,596
好，週一我不會報到

1980
01:43:41,597 --> 01:43:43,788
天啊，做我的春秋大夢

1981
01:43:44,233 --> 01:43:45,367
太好了，謝謝

1982
01:43:45,368 --> 01:43:47,135
我包準會去，週一見

1983
01:43:47,136 --> 01:43:48,667
妳的咖啡要加糖奶嗎？

1984
01:43:48,671 --> 01:43:50,172
當別人問妳

1985
01:43:50,173 --> 01:43:52,074
妳第一次來歐洲的感覺？

1986
01:43:52,075 --> 01:43:53,742
我會實話實說

1987
01:43:54,577 --> 01:43:56,711
肯定不無聊

1988
01:43:57,313 --> 01:43:58,377
還用說

1989
01:44:02,151 --> 01:44:06,412
但我還有件事沒做

1990
01:44:06,956 --> 01:44:09,454
是嗎？妳忘了什麼？

1991
01:44:14,964 --> 01:44:16,965
不，不

1992
01:44:16,966 --> 01:44:19,034
天啊，抱歉，我以為我們或許…

1993
01:44:19,035 --> 01:44:20,969
不，其實是…　　-抱歉，我太猴急了

1994
01:44:20,970 --> 01:44:23,263
我胸口還在痛　　-那你忍著點吧

1995
01:44:45,328 --> 01:44:46,528
嗨

1996
01:44:46,529 --> 01:44:48,363
舉雙手贊成，超速配

1997
01:44:48,364 --> 01:44:49,398
拍謝打斷

1998
01:44:49,399 --> 01:44:50,999
我剛跟你的辣老闆通話

1999
01:44:51,000 --> 01:44:53,402
她說你知道怎麼處置隨身碟

2000
01:44:53,403 --> 01:44:54,695
這次在我身上

2001
01:44:55,638 --> 01:44:57,806
你要我們放在安全地方

2002
01:44:58,041 --> 01:45:00,641
所以我終於吞下去了

2003
01:45:01,144 --> 01:45:03,209
我個人的重大勝利

2004
01:45:03,212 --> 01:45:05,778
我們要毀掉它

2005
01:45:06,249 --> 01:45:08,576
那就等它拉出來吧

2006
01:45:09,052 --> 01:45:09,911
瞭我的意思？

2007
01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:14,921
我該跟我的老闆談談

2008
01:45:16,426 --> 01:45:17,558
先這樣

2009
01:45:24,500 --> 01:45:27,803
竟然？好耶

2010
01:45:27,804 --> 01:45:32,236
水喔，水喔

2011
01:46:01,838 --> 01:46:06,975
（一年後）

2012
01:46:08,711 --> 01:46:10,245
生日快樂

2013
01:46:10,246 --> 01:46:11,279
甘蝦，阿里嘎多

2014
01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:12,913
吹蠟燭，寶貝，吹蠟燭

2015
01:46:15,318 --> 01:46:17,816
希望妳的願望是要嗨一下

2016
01:46:19,155 --> 01:46:21,983
各位別激動，只是麥克風

2017
01:46:22,458 --> 01:46:26,661
感謝雞婆，你們會嗨翻天

2018
01:46:26,662 --> 01:46:28,693
2、3、4，催落去

2019
01:46:30,500 --> 01:46:34,636
奧黛莉，真開心跟妳來到東京

2020
01:46:34,637 --> 01:46:36,771
我的火辣麻吉

2021
01:46:36,839 --> 01:46:39,741
我從點烏龍麵時就愛著妳

2022
01:46:39,742 --> 01:46:42,577
入境隨俗，這樣才嗨

2023
01:46:42,578 --> 01:46:45,413
姐要帶著我的生魚片

2024
01:46:45,414 --> 01:46:49,184
來吸一口拉麵小帥弟

2025
01:46:49,185 --> 01:46:50,552
喜歡姐姐的料理嗎？

2026
01:46:50,553 --> 01:46:52,277
還是你吃重鹹的？

2027
01:46:52,488 --> 01:46:54,553
奧黛莉，我愛死妳了

2028
01:46:54,724 --> 01:46:55,788
生日快樂，寶貝

2029
01:46:57,093 --> 01:46:58,293
（生日快樂，奧黛莉）

2030
01:46:58,294 --> 01:46:59,426
摩根

2031
01:47:00,296 --> 01:47:02,397
妳不該破費的

2032
01:47:02,398 --> 01:47:03,758
人家想逗妳開心嘛

2033
01:47:04,734 --> 01:47:06,168
好，摩根，是時候了

2034
01:47:06,169 --> 01:47:08,462
燒賣哥，瞧瞧你

2035
01:47:09,372 --> 01:47:10,872
來帶動唱一下

2036
01:47:10,873 --> 01:47:13,141
慶祝奧黛莉的生日，好嗎？

2037
01:47:13,142 --> 01:47:15,277
（準備開始）
當我說「快樂」，你們說「生日」

2038
01:47:15,278 --> 01:47:16,342
快樂

2039
01:47:16,546 --> 01:47:17,579
快樂

2040
01:47:17,580 --> 01:47:18,576
奧黛莉

2041
01:47:18,648 --> 01:47:19,746
生日快樂

2042
01:47:33,196 --> 01:47:35,523
（卡拉OK）

2043
01:47:42,471 --> 01:47:46,698
（麥走，後面還有！）

2044
01:48:48,237 --> 01:48:51,773
（泰絲貝克托內蒂，嫌犯友人）
我認識奧黛莉15年了

2045
01:48:51,774 --> 01:48:54,576
這麼多年來她都在原地踏步

2046
01:48:54,577 --> 01:48:55,777
她毫無長進

2047
01:48:55,778 --> 01:48:59,581
所以我算是摸透她了

2048
01:48:59,582 --> 01:49:01,750
她腦袋空空

2049
01:49:01,784 --> 01:49:06,721
我不認為她有本事幹這種事

2050
01:49:06,722 --> 01:49:08,514
她是個好朋友

2051
01:49:09,225 --> 01:49:10,725
她們說…　　-好扯

2052
01:49:10,726 --> 01:49:12,994
她們是為一個男人這樣做

2053
01:49:12,995 --> 01:49:15,630
好像有人在她們面前死掉

2054
01:49:15,631 --> 01:49:17,699
其中一人的男朋友

2055
01:49:17,700 --> 01:49:20,061
大概是為了愛，阿災

2056
01:49:20,636 --> 01:49:24,829
看到鏡中的自己曾是她的朋友

2057
01:49:24,907 --> 01:49:26,441
實在令人鼻酸

2058
01:49:26,442 --> 01:49:27,809
我們都心知肚明

2059
01:49:27,810 --> 01:49:31,707
其實受害者是我們這些朋友

2060
01:49:31,914 --> 01:49:34,878
是從小挺妳的朋友

2061
01:49:34,884 --> 01:49:36,847
我們承受異樣眼光

2062
01:49:36,919 --> 01:49:39,110
也必須承受…抱歉

2063
01:49:40,489 --> 01:49:43,817
也必須承受這些到永遠

2064
01:49:44,694 --> 01:49:46,695
如果現在妳能跟她們說話

2065
01:49:46,696 --> 01:49:48,124
妳會對她們說什麼？

2066
01:49:48,397 --> 01:49:50,031
臭罵她們一頓

2067
01:49:50,032 --> 01:49:51,299
腰包還偶

2068
01:49:51,300 --> 01:49:53,001
對，首先腰包還偶

2069
01:49:53,002 --> 01:49:54,803
偶的護照，偶的錢

2070
01:49:54,804 --> 01:49:57,837
偶的唇蜜、鑰匙、手機

2071
01:49:57,840 --> 01:50:00,099
全部還來　　-被她們洗劫一空

2072
01:50:01,444 --> 01:50:04,045
我想這不是奧黛莉幹的

2073
01:50:04,046 --> 01:50:06,840
但如果妳真的做了

2074
01:50:08,517 --> 01:50:09,911
我原諒妳

2075
01:50:11,387 --> 01:50:13,588
如果澳洲的同胞正在看妳們

2076
01:50:13,589 --> 01:50:14,956
妳們想對他們說什麼？

2077
01:50:14,957 --> 01:50:17,759
偶們玩得豪爽　　-爽翻天

2078
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:20,758
嗨，偶們上電視了