1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,630 # Make a date, don't be late 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,710 # Cos you know it's gonna be great 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:10,590 # When the irrepressible Browns come to town 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,670 # To begin, just tune in 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,030 # And you'll wear an ear-to-ear grin 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:20,110 # Watching Agnes and her clan act the clown 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,910 # Instead of feeling depressed 8 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,590 # Let laughter make you feel blessed 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,950 # So it's All Round To Mrs Brown's! # 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,230 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:39,350 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to All Round To Mrs Brown's! 12 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,110 Oh, hello. 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,750 AUDIENCE: Hello! 14 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,910 Welcome to a windy night here at my house. 15 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,750 We've not seen wind like that since... 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,990 ..well, since Grandad tried to tie his own shoelaces. 17 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,550 LAUGHTER 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,670 I don't know. 19 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,630 Maybe that Greta Iceberg is right about this climate change. 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,190 Which reminds me... we've got new recycling bins. 21 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,030 I can't figure these out. 22 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,190 Cardboard goes in blue and... 23 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,790 Something goes in red and... 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,350 The only one I'm sure of is Grandad's socks go in yellow. 25 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,270 Ah, dear. Well, what a show we have for you tonight. 26 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,430 Matt Lucas is here! 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,030 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 28 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,910 I know. Or should I say... MIMICS ANDY: "Yeah, I know." 29 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,790 And Cathy's very excited because she has a genuine Spice Girl 30 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,150 on her chat show. 31 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,870 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 32 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,790 BIRDS CHIRP 33 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,430 LAUGHTER 34 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,910 You shouldn't be wearing that in that storm out there. 35 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,630 It's a beautiful day out. Yeah. 36 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,030 THUNDER BOOMS 37 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,550 Well, is she here? Is she? What? 38 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,830 Mel, is she here? 39 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,510 Mel, listen to yourself. You'd think you knew her all your life. 40 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,830 MRS BROWN CHUCKLES 41 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,350 Mrs Brown, I'll have you know, I've been following the Spice Girls 42 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,390 for over 20 years. Well, Sharon, I'll have you know 43 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,590 that that's called stalking and it's illegal. 44 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,710 Hey! 45 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,070 Sorry. I saw yous. 46 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,430 MRS BROWN SIGHS 47 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,510 Did we not have a Spice Girl on the show already? 48 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,670 Do you remember, erm, Ginger Rogers? 49 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,430 I love Ginger, but... 50 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,230 BOTH: Mel B! 51 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,470 # Hai si ja, hold tight. # 52 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,510 Girl Power! 53 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,950 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 54 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,310 Out! Get out! 55 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,150 Get out! 56 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,270 Oh, my God. 57 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,710 Oh, the heat! 58 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,630 THUNDER BOOMS 59 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,190 I know the weather said changeable, but that's ridiculous! 60 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,390 What are those two like? 61 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,670 You know, Cathy's always dreamt about being a pop star. 62 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,110 I remember watching her in the school Christmas show 63 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,470 when she was a little girl. 64 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,310 MRS BROWN SNIFFS Brought tears to my eyes. 65 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,590 AUDIENCE: Aw. 66 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,350 She butchered Away In A Manger. 67 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,870 BIRDS CHIRP 68 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,310 CHEERING Hello, Buster. 69 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,390 Hello, Mrs Brown. 70 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,110 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 71 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,350 THUNDER BOOMS 72 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,470 Is Dermot here yet? No. 73 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:46,190 He's picking up one of Cathy's guests from the train. Melanie B. 74 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,790 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 75 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,750 Oh, wow. I'm a massive fan. Really? 76 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,470 Yeah. I've seen all the movies. 77 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,910 Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein. 78 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,310 Er... 79 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,230 Silent Movie. Huge fan! 80 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,550 Oh! 81 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,750 Buster, I'm trying to figure out this recycling 82 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,470 thing like Gertrude Funbags, you know, asked us to, 83 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,070 to fight global warming. 84 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,630 Ah, I remember last year when everything started warming up. 85 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,670 Yes! And then it got hotter and hotter. Exactly. 86 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,790 But then, it started to cool down. 87 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,350 And the leaves on the trees went brown and fell off. 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,910 And then it got really cold over Christmas. 89 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,550 Buster, have you never heard about the seasons? 90 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,710 Parsley and thyme, salt and pepper. No, no! 91 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,230 That's the seasonings. 92 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,750 Ah. BIRDS CHIRP 93 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,470 CHEERING 94 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,590 Hi. 95 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,510 Here, Melanie. You sit down. 96 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,350 Melanie, thank God you're here. Oh, I feel much better now. 97 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,070 Right, Ma, I'm off. 98 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,110 See you later, Mrs Brown. 99 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,510 BIRDS CHIRP 100 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,390 Ah. 101 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,990 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 102 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,790 I was hoping he'd hang on and help me 103 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,150 figure out these recycling things. 104 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,990 Well, it's actually quite simple. 105 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,030 Oh, so was he. 106 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,870 Would you like a cup of tea? Yes, please. 107 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,310 MRS BROWN CHUCKLES 108 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,430 Do you know what I've been dying to ask you? Oh, go on, what? 109 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,550 I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. 110 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,750 LAUGHTER, CHEERING 111 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,230 What is it that you really, really want? 112 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,830 I really, really, really, really, really want... Zigazig ah? 113 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,950 No, I don't smoke. Thank you very much. 114 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,110 I wanted to know, where did this...? Why did they find you scary? 115 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,590 I'm actually not scary, I'm not scary. 116 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,950 You know, it was hard not to be a fan of the Spice Girls. 117 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,990 You broke the mould, yous really did. 118 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,030 You started off girl power, and yous are such role models for young 119 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,750 women who are now coming up. There's girl bands everywhere. 120 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,550 You were the first. Aw, it's nice when you say it like that. 121 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,550 Isn't it? Getting a bit embarrassed, yeah. 122 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,910 What was it like, starting off? 123 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,790 I mean, back in the day, you know, 124 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,310 we were all living in a small house in Maidenhead, you know, collecting 125 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,390 benefits, trying to get jobs, but in the meantime, 126 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,710 working on our music 127 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,430 and trying to form our band together with as little money as what we had. 128 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,110 So, we, the taxpayers, paid for your band? 129 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,950 And you were famous for your leopard-skin print. 130 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,670 I know, I am wearing leopard print. You can't see it right now. Me, too! 131 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,750 MRS BROWN CACKLES 132 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,030 Listen, I don't like putting you on the spot, 133 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,950 but honestly, have you ever seen Victoria smile? 134 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,190 Yes! 135 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,670 Of course I have! 136 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,110 Really? 137 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,630 She actually has a really wicked, sarcastic sense of humour. 138 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,070 She's actually really funny. Has she got teeth? 139 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,710 Cos I've never seen them. 140 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,630 Yeah, she does. Does she? No, she does have teeth and she does smile. 141 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:14,070 Now, I know you lived over in LA, as we call it. Yeah. 142 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,190 But you've moved back to Leeds? Yeah. 143 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,270 We were there over the summer in Leeds, 144 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,550 cos I was rehearsing for Spice Girls Show, 145 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,310 and so my middle child, Angel, who's coming up to be 13, 146 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,510 spent a lot of time in Leeds, so she decided 147 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,190 she wanted to go to school there. 148 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,390 So I kind of nearly fell off my chair a little bit. 149 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,390 I'm like, "You really want to go to school in Leeds?" 150 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,230 You really, really wanna, wanna, wanna? 151 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,230 I always say my home is wherever my kids go to school. Aw. 152 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,030 Even though I'm from Leeds, but now it's properly my home again, 153 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,630 cos my kids are now in Leeds. 154 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,910 Oh, that's a lovely thing to say. It really is lovely. Yeah. 155 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,470 APPLAUSE It is nice. 156 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,550 You'll need to get ready for Cathy's show. 157 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,710 Let me just check that the green room's ready. 158 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,830 Stay where you are, and I'll tell you when it's ready. 159 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,910 THUNDER BOOMS 160 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,510 Go ahead. 161 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,630 Melanie B! 162 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,910 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 163 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,390 THUNDER BOOMS 164 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,950 CATHY: Mammy, come on, the show's about to start! 165 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,510 I'm coming! It's time for the Cathy Brown Show. 166 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,230 CHEERING 167 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,470 # Lights aglow, here we go 168 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,030 # The Cathy Brown Show. # 169 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,510 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 170 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,590 Hello, and welcome to the Cathy Brown Show... HELLO! 171 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,110 With me, Cathy Brown. And me, don't forget me! 172 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,310 I'm Mrs Brown on the Cathy Brown Sho-o-ow! 173 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,270 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 174 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,510 MRS BROWN MOUTHS 175 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,310 OK, you now, Cathy. You just read that there, see that line. 176 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,110 Yeah, I know, Mammy, thank you. 177 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,110 "Yes, I know, Mammy, we've got a fantastic..." Mammy, I know! 178 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,310 We've got a fantastic... "Fantastic show..." 179 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,230 I can do this bit on my own, OK? 180 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,910 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight. "Fantastic show..." 181 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:21,470 He's one of the nation's best-loved comedians and actors, 182 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,510 the brilliant Matt Lucas is here... 183 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,270 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 184 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,830 ..and she's part of the most successful girl band in history, 185 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,310 get ready to spice up your life, 186 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,510 it's Melanie Brown. 187 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,070 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 188 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,870 Please welcome Matt and Melanie! 189 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,030 Hi. 190 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,030 Hello. How are you? 191 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,270 Very good. Hi! Hello! 192 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,710 Mwah, hello. 193 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,790 Sit down, sit down. And hello to you. Hi. 194 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,990 Welcome to the show, both of you. It's lovely to see you. 195 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,310 Oh, that is fabulous. 196 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,470 MUSIC: Little Britain Theme Tune 197 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,030 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 198 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,790 What the hell, Buster?! It's for Matt. 199 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,510 I love Little Britain, I'm a massive fan. I could never 200 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,630 pretend to be such a stupid character on television, though. 201 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,510 LAUGHTER 202 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,070 MIMICS DAFFYD: I'm the only gay in the village. 203 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,750 No, that's... 204 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,630 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 205 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:43,150 MIMICS VICKY POLLARD: Oh, my God. 206 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,270 I so can't believe you just said that! 207 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,950 You are well getting a beating. 208 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,110 No, no, wait! No, wait a second! 209 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,270 You've got it the wrong way round. Show them, would you, Matt? 210 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,230 No, YOU say, "I'm the only gay in the village." 211 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,190 And YOU say, "Oh, my God, I so can't believe you just said that!" 212 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,870 That's what you... You have to... 213 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,910 Shut up! 214 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,510 I'm the only gay in the village. 215 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,590 That's better. Nice tits, by the way. 216 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,350 MRS BROWN CHUCKLES 217 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,670 No, I was talking to him, yeah. 218 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,310 Oh, Ma. Yes, love? I found a few slates out the back, from the roof. 219 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,270 That's from that storm. What storm? Oh, it doesn't matter. 220 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,230 I'll call the roofer. No, me and Dermot will fix it. 221 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,510 We get to go on the roof! Buster! 222 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,390 Lights! 223 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,830 MUSIC: Little Britain Theme Tune 224 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,550 APPLAUSE 225 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,430 Sorry about that, guys. Sorry! 226 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,870 Well, we are delighted to have both of you here. 227 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,630 It's such a real thrill for us, it really is. Unbelievable. 228 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,910 So, guys, you've both spent some time in LA. You've lived in LA. 229 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,630 So, Matt? Yes? You had a very interesting housemate. 230 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,310 We've a photograph here. Yes, I did, yeah. You and Rebel Wilson. Aw! 231 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,510 I did. How did that come about? 232 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,670 Well, we were in a film together called Bridesmaids. 233 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,990 Fantastic. Brilliant. And... 234 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,670 APPLAUSE ..we just got along, we played 235 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,110 brother and sister in the film, but it was one of those... 236 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,310 Have you ever met someone and thought, "Oh, I feel like I've 237 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,710 "known you my whole life"? 238 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,830 So, I was moving over there and I had this house, 239 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,950 and I thought, "Oh, it'd be a bit boring to live on my own. 240 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,590 "Do you want to come and live with me?" 241 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,550 And she said yes. So, we lived together for three years, 242 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,110 until she became this massive movie star 243 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,670 and bought loads of houses, and then she moved out. 244 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,670 But it was fun living together. We did get in trouble with 245 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,150 the neighbours because we would sing show tunes very loudly at the piano. 246 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,230 And we made a bit of a rumpus in the pool sometimes, 247 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,190 so we'd get letters of complaint. 248 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,830 In that movie, the minute I saw you, this is no lie, 249 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,670 I went, "Are you sure they're not REALLY brother and sister?" 250 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,590 Well, no, we're actually the same person. Ah. 251 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,670 No, people think we look a lot alike, 252 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,150 but I think sometimes there's only so many faces to go round. 253 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,750 I've also got Boris Johnson's face. Like, a little bit. 254 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,510 Oh, God love you. At least you don't have his hair! Yeah. 255 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,190 LAUGHTER 256 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,030 Yeah. Melanie, did the Spice Girls live together? Yeah, we did. 257 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,550 It was good. I shared a room with Mel C. 258 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,350 Victoria had her own room, and Geri and Emma shared a room. 259 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,150 Wow. Apart from yourself, who was the bitch? 260 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,590 LAUGHTER 261 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,510 Who? 262 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,750 Tell, tell, tell, tell! 263 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,550 I don't think any of us are bitches. Oh, you liar! No, Mammy, no! 264 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,150 I don't think so! 265 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,510 Did you draw straws for who got the room on their own? No. 266 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,430 Yeah, how did she wangle that? Yeah. 267 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,590 I just don't think anybody wanted to share with her! 268 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,750 LAUGHTER 269 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,630 You just answered my question! 270 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,350 I mean that in the nicest way possible. Aw. 271 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,270 "In the nicest way possible, we locked the door behind her." 272 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,270 So, Melanie, you've just started a new podcast. 273 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,910 A dating podcast. Yeah. 274 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,270 I'm sure you've heard all sorts of stories on that. 275 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,230 I have actually, yes. I'm a very kind of nosy person. OK. 276 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,030 So, I'm the host of this podcast and I interview people 277 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,230 and I get to find out what single life is like out there. 278 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,670 It's really interesting to hear people's, like, opinions 279 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,230 on views on, like, dating apps and what to 280 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,550 do on a first date, a second date, a third date, 281 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,270 so I just literally sit there. 282 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,910 I'm like the confession box and they just tell me everything. 283 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,990 I'm like, "No way." And you've started your own podcast. 284 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,270 What's that about? Yes, so I've got a podcast, 285 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,750 which is on the BBC Sounds app, 286 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,030 and it's also going to be broadcast on Radio 2 around now. 287 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,750 And it's called Bitch Bitch Bitch. 288 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,190 And each week I get on three people who have the same job, 289 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,430 but it's an aspirational job, you know, 290 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:39,870 something you would love to do, like be in a West End musical, 291 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,670 I've had airline hostesses, 292 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,190 and then I get them to just moan and whinge. 293 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,510 And people are very candid. And it's been great fun, yeah. 294 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,550 Is there one of the professions that you really thought yourself... 295 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,030 Well, well... ..that they shouldn't be moaning? 296 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:01,270 Well, West End musicals, we had stars of West End musicals, 297 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,710 and I've been in a few myself, 298 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,390 and that was interesting because actually one of the things 299 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,390 that people don't really realise is all those theatres in London 300 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,750 are really old and a lot of them have really bad sewerage problems. 301 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,910 Ugh! And so backstage stinks in the West End. 302 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,350 Just stinks of poo! 303 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,430 It's like being inside of a poo... 304 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,230 LAUGHTER 305 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,430 ..if you're in a show. I can just imagine. 306 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,070 # Bring him home 307 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,350 # Bring... # 308 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,550 Jesus! Smell of shit. 309 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,350 # Bring him home! # 310 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,270 And, Melanie, you were in Chicago. 311 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,030 Well, I did Rent on Broadway and then Chicago, 312 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,670 so it was nice to come back to Broadway 313 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,550 cos it had been like 15 years since I'd done it. 314 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,030 But you were in the original cast of Rent, weren't you? Yeah. Yeah, wow. 315 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,670 Which was a lot of fun, but it was kind of a double-edged sword 316 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,270 because my now 21-year-old was 4 at the time, 317 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,350 and she learnt all the words, so she'd go to school, 318 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,350 and show and tell, she'd be saying... 319 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,910 # Bisexual, transsexual. # 320 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,870 That would be her song in show and tell. 321 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,870 I'd be like, "Ooh, God, sorry!" 322 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,590 So, Melanie, it's been another great year for you. 323 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,830 Spice Girls went back on tour. 324 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,430 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 325 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,070 Here we have a photo of you guys. You look amazing! 326 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,630 That was fun. 327 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,550 You guys haven't aged a bit. Oh, no, we have. 328 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,710 No, you look fantastic. But gracefully, I hope. 329 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,630 Is it true you might be doing Glastonbury? 330 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,790 Well, there's a bunch of rumours, but there's nothing set in stone. 331 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,470 Would Victoria join you guys? 332 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,670 I thought she was going to join us on this tour, 333 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,390 but she didn't because, you know, she's got her other commitments 334 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,950 and, you know, her fashion line, which is amazing, 335 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,390 and her family and stuff. 336 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,990 But I would like to think if we do ever get back together, whether 337 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,390 it would be this year or next year, I hope that she would join us. 338 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,950 It would be a nice one to do, though. We all started off together. 339 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,430 Yeah. Speaking of reunions, 340 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,670 is it true there's going to be a Little Britain reunion? 341 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,550 Oh, please! Go on! Please. Please! Please! 342 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,950 CHEERING 343 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,350 Thank you. Um... 344 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,310 So, it's been reported in the papers that there's going to be 345 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,950 a reunion, and what's actually happened is the two of us 346 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,870 have, you know, been meeting up quite a lot and saying, 347 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,630 "Ooh, we'd like to do that again." 348 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,590 But we don't know exactly in what form it will happen, 349 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,830 so we don't know if it will be on TV or whether we'll do something live. 350 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:23,710 We haven't decided yet, but what we have said is we'd like to 351 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,270 try and do some more Little Britain. 352 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,670 But I do think it would be... People are on the edge of their seat, like this! 353 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,230 But I don't know, I don't have a firm date of anything 354 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,870 and I don't know what it would be. 355 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,430 Well, let's say if it was, 356 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,230 would it be new characters or the old characters? 357 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,190 Oh, no, no, please. I don't know. 358 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,430 Or would the old characters still be the same age, 359 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,830 or would they have aged? 360 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,150 I think that's a good question, and we haven't worked it out yet, 361 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,750 whether Vicky is now in her 30s, 362 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,270 and her children are now the age she was when we saw her, 363 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,550 or whether she's just still Vicky Pollard of that age. 364 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,830 But I think the show would feel different if we did it again, 365 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,350 because, you know, times have changed. 366 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,830 There's a lot of things you can't do. 367 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:09,950 I don't know, for instance, now if people want to see a comedy show 368 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,110 in prime time where people are just using the F word. 369 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,390 I don't know if... 370 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,030 LAUGHTER 371 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,590 I don't know... 372 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,230 APPLAUSE 373 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,030 I mean, a question I'm always asking myself, David, too - 374 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,630 do people want to see a man dressed as a woman any more? 375 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,710 I just don't know. Absolutely not. I just don't know. 376 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,830 That's sick! That is sick. 377 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,270 We will keep our fingers crossed. Thank you. 378 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,470 And the Spice Girls, 379 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,590 do you think the Spice Girls could be in Little Britain? 380 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,350 What would you do? Oh, we would LOVE that. 381 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,550 Would you be Vicky Pollard's friends? Yeah, we'd all just fight. 382 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,150 You wouldn't have to act! 383 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,750 Melanie, the Spice Girls had some pretty impressive fans. 384 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,230 I'm going to ask Matt, can he guess who this is in this photograph? 385 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:58,030 Look at all the Spice Girls pictures all over the wall. Do you know what? 386 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,310 Yeah, I think she doesn't look anything like that any more. 387 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,190 Is that Adele? It IS Adele. Is it? Wow. 388 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,590 That's Adele in her bedroom when she was a little girl! 389 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,510 APPLAUSE 390 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,990 Speaking of famous fans, Elton John? 391 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,710 You had a naughty interaction with Elton John. 392 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:20,990 Well, he was in our movie thing, Spice World. Spice World, yes. 393 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,630 So, we found out that Elton John was staying at a Four Seasons Hotel that 394 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,990 we happened to be at one time, 395 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,990 and he was staying up on the penthouse floor, 396 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,870 so me and Geri got dared to go up to the penthouse floor - 397 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,790 I mean, there's cameras in the hallway, 398 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,110 I don't know what we were thinking - 399 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,710 run down the hallway, knock on his door, 400 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,270 pee in the plant pot that was outside his door... 401 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,590 ..then run back down to our room, as if nothing had happened! 402 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,790 Stupid! 403 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,350 We did that kind of stuff. 404 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,270 We thought only us five knew, but clearly the whole hotel 405 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,070 and security system knew. 406 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,230 It wasn't a great plan, because I would have peed in the plant before 407 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,030 I knocked at the door. I know, but Geri did that on purpose. 408 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,710 As I was peeing, she was knocking. I was like, "Argh!" 409 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,950 Such childish things you do, but it was a lot of fun. 410 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,790 Melanie, can I ask you? 411 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,430 Can you remember the original dance steps to Stop Right Now? 412 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,310 Yeah, it's still the same ones that we still do. 413 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,910 Do you think you could teach us? Really? Really! Yeah, really! 414 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,470 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE If you want. 415 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,870 You can be Baby Spice. Thank you. 416 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,910 So, Baby Spice, Posh Spice. Which one would you like to be, Melanie? 417 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,710 Scary! Oh yes, of course! 418 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,950 Of course! 419 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,270 So, that's three. We're still short two. 420 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,070 MUSIC: Stop by Spice Girls 421 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,030 We're two. Perfect. 422 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,950 CATHY: Mel, can you walk us through this? 423 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,870 Yeah. It's really simple. 424 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,790 So, you go... 425 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,230 # Stop right now 426 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,590 # Thank you very much... # 427 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,670 Sorry, I did it wrong. 428 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,990 # Need somebody with a human touch. # 429 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,470 Let's do it with the music. Can we do it with the music? 430 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,990 # Stop right now 431 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,750 # Thank you very much 432 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,750 # I need somebody with a human touch 433 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,270 # Hey, you, always on the run 434 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,190 # Gotta slow it down, baby 435 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,310 # Gotta have some fun... # 436 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,910 Ladies and gentlemen! 437 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,710 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 438 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,030 Get out, you two. Get out! Oh, that was fantastic. 439 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,190 I haven't danced like that since, erm, ever. There you go, Mammy. 440 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,670 But as always, 441 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,070 it's that time in the show to bring out one 442 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,870 of my guest's family members. 443 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,590 So, please give a big welcome to Matt's mammy, Diana. 444 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,590 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 445 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,950 Hello. Hello! 446 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,510 Oh, I love your nails! Hi! Oh, thank you. Your nails are lovely. 447 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,670 Oh, Diana, you look stunning. You look absolutely stunning. 448 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,830 I love that top. Give it to me when you're finished, will you? 449 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,190 Sit down, Diana. Make yourself comfortable. 450 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,750 I like the glitzy cushions. So, Diana, we've been speaking about 451 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,990 Little Britain. Who were your favourite characters? Um... 452 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,990 You didn't like it. I DID like it. 453 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,430 No, there were some characters I didn't like... Oh, which ones? 454 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,990 ..cos I thought they were too rude, like Bitty. 455 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,030 What was it about it that you didn't like? 456 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,630 Well, she didn't like the fact that it was based on our life. 457 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,710 LAUGHTER 458 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,310 For people who don't know, what do you mean? 459 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,590 Well, David was an adult breast-feeding from his mum. 460 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,230 And it just brought back memories, did it? 461 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,070 Diana, did he make you laugh as a kid? Um... 462 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,910 Well, no! The answer's yes! 463 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,670 LAUGHTER 464 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,950 He did. That's not one you think about. 465 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,350 Yeah, he did, he was quite sort of mischievous. Yes, thank you. 466 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,230 And I remember somebody used to call you Nosh Pop. 467 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,510 He was quite a sort of... 468 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,870 Nosh Pop? 469 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,990 Nosh Pop. He was a very... He was a chubby baby. 470 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,950 Surprise, surprise. 471 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,390 LAUGHTER 472 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,190 You're getting rave reviews here! Yeah. 473 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,590 That's a common theme, by the way, my size. Very cuddly. 474 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,870 I go to my mum's house for dinner and, as she puts the food down, 475 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,590 she goes, "Right, I've got more peas, I've got more chicken, 476 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,430 "I've got more potatoes, I've got more carrots, I've got..." 477 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,070 And then through the meal, "Matt, have more potatoes. 478 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,710 "Matt, have some more potatoes." 479 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,350 And then she puts it on my plate and feeds me, and then at the end 480 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,350 of the evening, she goes, "Now what are we going to do about that, eh?" 481 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,910 LAUGHTER "Eh? Mm?" 482 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,190 It's true. 483 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,110 Well, Matt, your mam did share a little video with us 484 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,510 of when you were younger. Oh, no! Really? 485 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,150 I don't think there is much. It was actually at your Bar Mitzvah. 486 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,350 Oh, no, no, no. You can't show that. Would you like to see it? Yes, yes, yes. 487 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,910 I haven't seen this since my Bar Mitzvah. Well, let's have a look! 488 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,670 1987. 1987, actually. Nor have I. Oh, my gosh... 489 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,230 YOUNG MATT: Well, it's finally arrived and I can hardly believe it. 490 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,110 Thank you very much for that exceptional speech. 491 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,110 Don't worry, I will get my own back. 492 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,470 LAUGHTER 493 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,510 Aw! I'm sure you would all agree that none of this would have gone 494 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,150 anywhere without Mum. 495 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,150 I know that I might get on your nerves 496 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,870 and I might ACCIDENTALLY blow my top sometimes... 497 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,550 ..well, actually, only very occasionally. 498 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,390 I do love you and I've got something for you here. 499 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,510 Ooh, thank you. 500 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,590 Very unexpected. 501 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,750 Aw! 502 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,150 I didn't know... APPLAUSE 503 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,430 That is cute. Thank you. 504 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,270 I haven't seen that since 1987, and I genuinely 505 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,630 didn't know it existed. 506 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,510 I'd completely forgotten about it. Yeah, got the whole tape, actually. 507 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,790 What does it feel like watching it now? Yeah, it's weird. 508 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,430 That was our house that we grew up in. 509 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,670 It meant a lot, it meant everything to me. 510 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,150 And 13 is your entry into adulthood in the Jewish religion, 511 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,430 but I still haven't entered adulthood. 512 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,910 Thank you, Diana, for sharing it with us. Thank you. 513 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,870 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 514 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,390 Thank you. Thanks, Mum. 515 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,710 That's 33 years ago. Yeah, all right! Don't tell them I'm old! 516 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,950 LAUGHTER OK, Mammy, why don't you take 517 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,470 Diane into the kitchen for a little chat of your own? 518 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,750 Diana, come on. Meet me in the kitchen, we can have a chat. 519 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,630 APPLAUSE 520 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,750 Now, this... It's very nice. This is my own brand of drink. 521 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,630 This one's called Drink Till He's Cute. Ooh, God. 522 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,030 LAUGHTER, MRS BROWN CACKLES 523 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,430 We'll be drinking all night. 524 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,430 LAUGHTER 525 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,790 A toast... Cheers. 526 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,670 May the roof above us never fall in and those beneath it never fall out. 527 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,310 Up your bum. 528 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,990 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 529 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,550 Oh, that's nice. 530 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,070 When did you realise that you had a special child on your hands? 531 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,110 Um... I saw something. He was different? 532 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,670 It was unusual talent. Different, yeah, but... 533 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,910 I just saw... I just saw an unusual talent, so I encouraged 534 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:18,550 him to audition, and he came home and he said, "I've landed a really 535 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,470 "big part in this school play." 536 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,830 It was a musical, actually. Right. 537 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,550 And he absolutely brought the house down, and he got a stand... 538 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,150 He did, I'm not lying, he got a standing ovation. From his mother? 539 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,630 Oh. LAUGHTER 540 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,990 The part was called Accrington Stanley 541 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,670 and that was in The Roman Invasion Of Ramsbottom. 542 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,830 And Matt got chosen to play the role on the Edinburgh Fringe. 543 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,510 That's incredible. He was 13, actually. 544 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,350 So, he was destined for it? 545 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,590 That was his path to... Yeah. 546 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,950 I read somewhere that you used to take him to his gigs? 547 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,030 Yeah, I was a chauffeur, actually. That's right. Very often. 548 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,950 He was only, what, 16, then? 549 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,990 Yes, he started at comedy clubs, just doing slots that were 550 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,670 not paid, and then he'd come back late at night and of course, 551 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:13,350 being a mother, I'd be worried, so I'd go and collect him. Yes. 552 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,830 You brought some fantastic photographs. Ah, yes! 553 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,990 This... Look at that. 554 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,190 Aw. AUDIENCE: Aw! 555 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,190 He was six months old on that picture. 556 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,790 He's a very special son, he really is. He's a marvellous son. 557 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,470 What makes you most proud of him? Well, two things. 558 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,750 I think, first of all, 559 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,470 I can honestly say that fame has not gone to his head. 560 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,870 He never, ever forgets family and friends. 561 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:42,190 He is the most thoughtful, most generous of his time, 562 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,390 when he can be, and just a very generous, thoughtful, kind son. 563 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,310 Look at this one, look. Look at mucky face, look at that. 564 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,830 MRS BROWN LAUGHS Look at that! 565 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,510 Now, there's one of them here I want you to tell me about, 566 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,350 cos this is an interesting one. 567 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,630 This one. 568 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,750 You see that? His hair is thinning in that. 569 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,630 Yeah, I think he was about four or five at school. 570 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,910 What happened was he lost his hair, but then it actually did grow back. 571 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,350 He had some treatment and it grew back, 572 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:13,350 but then after that, when he was seven, it fell out. 573 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,550 And it's funny, because I think most people think that his head is 574 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,990 shaved and it's a choice. No, no. 575 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,990 Well, it suits him, I can't think of him any other way. 576 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,230 I couldn't picture him any other way. 577 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,870 Look at that birthday... Look at that. Oh, yes. That was about... 578 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,310 # Happy birthday to you. # 579 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,950 He was 32 there. He was about eight. 580 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,190 LAUGHTER 581 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,310 Probably about eight. About eight years old. 582 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,910 This is like being present at your own funeral! 583 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,190 Well, you know what? You're a very lucky mother to have 584 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,550 a child like him. I am indeed. 585 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,870 I wish I had just ONE like him! I'd be very, very happy. 586 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,110 But he's also a very, very lucky boy. Aw, thank you. 587 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,430 APPLAUSE Ladies and gentlemen, Diana! 588 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,070 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 589 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,670 Let's go back inside. 590 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,950 KNOCKING 591 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,710 Mrs Brown, help! There's somebody at the door. 592 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,270 KNOCKING 593 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,590 Chef Aly! Mrs Brown, help! 594 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,990 What? The door's open. Oh, my God. 595 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,270 You've got your sausage caught in the wheel of your bike. 596 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,750 Let me help, let me help. Be careful, be careful! 597 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,390 I am being careful! Ready? 598 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,750 Ah! POP! 599 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,430 Chef Aly's sausage. 600 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,310 Chef Aly's in the house! 601 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,030 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 602 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,750 Reggae! 603 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:31,190 MUSIC: Boombastic by Shaggy 604 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,310 RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS 605 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,630 Oh, well, Chef Aly, what's all this? 606 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,830 This is my ingredients for one one-minute meal. 607 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,310 OK, so what are you going to do? What dish are you going to do? 608 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,830 I've got here nice tuna. It's tuna with a spicy noodle. Melanie. Yeah? 609 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,630 Come on in and have a look at this. Do you cook yourself, Melanie? 610 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,710 I do cook, yeah. What do you like to cook? I'm not very good. 611 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,310 What kind of food do you like to cook? 612 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,230 Well, I do like regular, like pasta or Sunday dinner. Oh, 613 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,670 yeah, yeah. Sunday roast. Family meals? Yeah. 614 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,670 Now, you're going to have until you hear the gong, so it's one minute. 615 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,910 Three... 616 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,790 AUDIENCE: ..two...one! 617 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,310 Go! 618 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,870 OK, so this is the seared tuna. There goes the... 619 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,350 What's that going in there? 620 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,750 It's vegetable here. 621 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,350 It goes in the pan for stir-fry. 622 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,830 The tuna is here. 623 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,910 And I've got the noodles here. 624 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,510 Just stick it in a bit of heat. 625 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,630 This one goes here, just put the noodles in here. 626 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,230 We mix the soya sauce with some chilli, 627 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,590 a little bit of coriander and... 628 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,590 Very nice, Chef. Shall I turn that over? 629 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,710 Little bit here. You could turn it over. 630 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,590 This one doesn't need long to cook. 631 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,870 And already here... That smells 632 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,870 really good. Yeah. 633 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,350 Very good, Chef. 634 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,870 Oh, toss the noodles. If you want to know how to 635 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,190 toss your noodles at home, 636 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,390 it's on our website. 637 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,270 How are we doing? How are we doing time-wise? Wow. 15 seconds. 638 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,430 That noodles is ready to go. 639 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,190 Ten, 640 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,310 nine, eight, seven, 641 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,550 seven, six, five, 642 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,350 four, three, two, 643 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,390 one. 644 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,710 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 645 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,310 That was close, Chef. That was close. Smells really good. 646 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,190 Let's have a taste of this. Go ahead. Oh, look, it's so tender. 647 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,790 It is. Oh, my God. That's really good. That's very good. 648 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,110 That's nice, eh? 649 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,310 Mm! That's really tasty. Oh, God, yeah. 650 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,830 You didn't prep anything? You just did it? No, it's actually 651 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,430 like what you see. Already there's tuna, already doesn't need long. 652 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,710 Oh, shut up. 653 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,270 Reggae! 654 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:48,750 MUSIC: Boombastic by Shaggy 655 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,470 RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS 656 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,270 Let's go back inside for the rest of the show! 657 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,350 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Chef Aly's one-minute meal! 658 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,630 KNOCKING 659 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,270 Are you there, Agnes? 660 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,590 It's open! Oh, how are you? 661 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,630 BIRDS CHIRP How are you, Winnie, love? 662 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,670 CHEERING 663 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,030 How did you get through that weather? It's lovely out there. 664 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,750 MRS BROWN SIGHS 665 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,510 THUNDER BOOMS 666 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,030 OK, I give up. What are you doing over? 667 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,990 Well, you told me to come over. You said I could ask the question. 668 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,070 Winnie's one question. Come on. 669 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,990 Excuse me, everybody. This is my best friend, Winnie McGoogan. 670 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,790 Hello. Hello. Hello. 671 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,230 Now, Winnie gets to ask one question. One question. 672 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,470 So, who would you like to ask, now - Matt, Melanie or Diana? 673 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,870 All of them. Oh, OK. 674 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:49,550 Yeah. Now, the question is, what size is the carbon 675 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,070 footprint of an aeroplane? 676 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,630 No idea. Matt? No, I'm not... I wouldn't know. Not a clue. 677 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,710 I wouldn't even know that, Winnie. 678 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,510 Size 9 and a half! Oh! 679 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,590 Is it? 680 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,190 Just get out, go on. I have another question. 681 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,870 That's a shoe size, eejit. 682 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,190 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Diana. No, well... I'm sorry. 683 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,790 Well, that's all we have time for on the Cathy Brown Show. Oh, yes. 684 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,990 Thanks to all my guests tonight, Melanie Brown... 685 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,230 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 686 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,710 ..Matt Lucas... 687 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,230 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you. 688 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,710 ..and of course, his mammy, Diana. 689 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,630 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 690 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,270 We'll see you next time. Goodnight! 691 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,830 See you later in Foley's! 692 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,670 # Lights aglow, here we go 693 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,430 # The Cathy Brown Show. # 694 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,390 DERMOT SIGHS 695 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,470 CHEERING Hello, boys. 696 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,430 That's the roof all fixed for you, Ma. 697 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,670 Well done, son. I see you've still got that useless tool. Which one? 698 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,030 Him. 699 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,670 MRS BROWN CACKLES 700 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,590 Ha-ha-ha. We checked the whole roof, Ma. There's no storm damage. 701 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,830 Oh, fantastic. 702 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,950 But your satellite dish did blow onto next door, 703 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,710 so I got it back and put it back on the roof for you. Well done... 704 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,350 Wait, I don't have a satellite dish. 705 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,870 Well, you do now. 706 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,310 Right, Ma, we're off. Wait, Dermot! What, Ma? 707 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,270 I need you to help me sort out these recycling bins. 708 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,310 I don't know which is which. Ma, I don't even know meself. 709 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,070 Yeah, I know, but I don't want to disappoint, 710 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,670 you know, Greta Thunderbolt 711 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,390 or whatever her name is. 712 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,590 It's easy. Really, Buster? Yeah. 713 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,470 Biodegradable into the red. 714 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,350 Something goes into ...ing green. 715 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,510 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 716 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,950 I'll get this. I'll get this. 717 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,990 Biodegradable into red. 718 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,910 Tin and plastic. I can do the line, then. 719 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,150 Really, Buster? Yeah, biodegradable into the red. 720 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,710 Tin and plastic into the green. 721 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,230 Glass goes into blue, 722 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,670 unless it's green glass, in which case, goes into the white. 723 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,390 Ha! Phew. 724 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,870 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 725 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,030 Buster! Say that again! 726 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,190 The biodegradable goes into... 727 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,990 ..the red. Plastic into the... 728 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,350 Feck that. I'm going down to Foley's. 729 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,670 THUNDER BOOMS 730 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,750 Oh, well done, girls. 731 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,830 Winnie, what do you think about this climate change? 732 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,470 You know what I mean, like recycling? I think it's essential. 733 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,150 I always wear the same knickers two days in a row. 734 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,830 LAUGHTER 735 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,470 Ladies and gentlemen, look, it's Jax Jones and Raye! 736 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,710 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Mwah, mwah! 737 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,150 Hello. Mwah. 738 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,950 Oh, my God. You're so sexy. Thank you. I was talking to her. Oh, man! 739 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,470 So, how did you two get together? 740 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,710 Wrote a song called You Don't Know Me years ago, 741 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,670 it's our only hit, ever. You only had one hit? 742 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,350 No, that's a complete lie. 743 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,510 Every song Jax has done... Liar! Exactly. 744 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,670 LAUGHTER Don't lie to them! 745 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,070 Never washing it again. 746 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,190 Are you going to do a new one for us, are you? Yeah. Mm-mm. 747 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,590 What's the name of that? It's called Tequila. 748 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,030 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 749 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,550 Hey-ay-ay-ay-ay! 750 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,230 Salt and lemon. Mm! 751 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,030 So, I like when my guests come on, the guests that just come on 752 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,270 for a little croon, a song, you know, just for me. 753 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,590 We have one for you. 754 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,270 Really? We have got a song for you. Oh, please. A dedication, yeah. 755 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,910 I've got to put my specs on. Of course you do. You ready? 756 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,910 # Let there be you 757 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,030 # Let there be me 758 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,590 # Ooh 759 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,830 # Let there be oysters 760 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,190 # Under the sea 761 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,390 # Yeah, yeah, yeah 762 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,910 # Let there be cuckoos 763 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,830 # A lark and a dove 764 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,710 # But first of all, please 765 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,070 # Let there be love 766 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,150 # Love. # 767 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,350 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 768 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,950 OK, you two, go get ready for the songs, 769 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,950 and I'll get myself a drink. Sharon, same again! 770 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,790 Ladies and gentlemen, performing their big hit from last year, 771 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,230 You Don't Know Me, plus a new song, Tequila, 772 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,670 it's Jax Jones and Raye. 773 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,550 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 774 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,470 Let's keep the hands going. 775 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,350 # What you, what you gonna do? 776 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,230 # Ooh, na-na, yeah 777 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:57,390 # Don't act like you know me Like you know me, na-na, yeah 778 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,310 # I am not your homie Not your, ooh, na-na, yeah 779 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,230 # Don't act like you know me, Like you know me, na-na, yeah 780 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,990 # You don't know me 781 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,070 # No 782 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,750 # Yeah, time is money so don't, oh, with mine 783 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,270 # See, I'm out with my girls, I'mma have a good time 784 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,710 # Oh, oh, oh 785 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,590 # Step back with your chit-chat Killin' my vibe 786 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,830 # Oh, oh, oh 787 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,150 # Oh, na-na 788 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,390 # Yeah 789 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,310 # See, I can't get too much of a good thing 790 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,590 # It's why I'm here dressed up in the finest things 791 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,550 # Oh, please hold your tongue Don't say a damn thing 792 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,430 # Mm-mm, sing it with me, let's go 793 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,470 # See your iPhone camera flashin' 794 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,590 # Please step back It's my style you're crampin' 795 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,590 # You here for long? Oh, no, I'm just passin' 796 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,990 # Do you want to drink? No, thanks for askin' 797 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,670 # Ooh, na-na, yeah 798 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,550 # Don't act like you know me Like you know me, na-na, yeah 799 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:56,110 # I am not your homie Not your, ooh, na-na, yeah 800 00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,110 # Don't act like you know me Like you know me, na-na, yeah 801 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,550 # You don't know me 802 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,950 # Yeah 803 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,710 # Hey, don't act like you know me Like you know me, na-na, yeah 804 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,430 # I am not your homie Not your, ooh, na-na, yeah 805 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,670 # Don't act like you know me Like you know me, na-na, yeah 806 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,190 # You don't know me, yeah. # 807 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,710 All right, guys, it's Tequila time, everybody. 808 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,110 # That's my lifestyle 809 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,310 # That's my, that's my lifestyle 810 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:30,470 # Tonight if you take a photo Get my good side 811 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,910 # Toasting to the future Tell them more life, na-na 812 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,430 # If you want some drama catch me outside, na-na 813 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,190 # Let's not take it there, no 814 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,910 # In the rave so serious 815 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,870 # See me dance so serious 816 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,830 # Why you look so serious? 817 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,310 # Hands up if you're feeling us, no 818 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,230 # One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot 819 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,030 # I think that you need some more shots 820 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,390 # Wait, hol' up 821 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,150 # Take it to the, take it to the dance floor 822 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,710 # Tequila, la, la, la 823 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,030 # Tequila, la, la, la 824 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,670 # Yeah 825 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,710 # Tequila, la, la, la 826 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,590 # Tequila, la, da, dum 827 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,350 # Tequila, la, da, dum 828 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,190 # Tequila, la, la, la 829 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,590 # Hey, tequila, la, la, la 830 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,230 # Tequila, la, la, la 831 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,910 # Tequila, la, da, dum 832 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,630 # Tequila, la, da, dum 833 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,830 # Tequila, la, la, la 834 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,150 # Oh 835 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,910 # Why you tryna grab your coat and go home? 836 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,630 # Let me introduce you to my friend, though 837 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,190 # He goes by the name of Don Julio 838 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,110 # Julio, hey 839 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,750 # Hands up if you're feeling us 840 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,510 # Hands up if you're feeling us 841 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,630 # Mel B, hands up if you're feeling us 842 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,990 # Oi, oi 843 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,110 # Take your body over to the dance floor 844 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,150 # Tequila, la, la, la 845 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,470 # Oh, yeah 846 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,150 # Tequila, la, la, la 847 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,670 # Tequila, la, la, la 848 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,750 # Tequila, la, da, dum 849 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,630 # Tequila, la, da, dum Hey, hey 850 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,950 # Tequila, la, la, la 851 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,390 # That's my lifestyle, that's my, that's my lifestyle 852 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,950 # Tequila, la, la, la 853 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,310 # That's my lifestyle, that's my, that's my lifestyle 854 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,990 # Tequila, la, la, la 855 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,390 # That's my lifestyle, that's my, that's my lifestyle 856 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,310 # Tequila, la, da, dum 857 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,870 # Tequila, la, da, dum 858 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,510 # Tequila, la, la, la. # 859 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,310 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 860 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,150 Love you, Mrs Brown. 861 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,710 Well, that's the show. 862 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:45,310 I hope you enjoyed Mel B. She's such a wonderful role model. 863 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,510 And as for Matt Lucas, he's the son every mother dreams she'd have. 864 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,550 With a son like Matt, Diana must feel she's won the lotto. 865 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,630 I think I won mine at the bingo. 866 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,670 We all want what's best for our children, 867 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,390 and what's best right now is to stop fecking up the planet. 868 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,270 Greta Thunberg is just a child. WE'RE supposed to be the adults. 869 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,790 You wouldn't give a child a dirty toy, would you? 870 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,310 So why would you leave them with a wasted planet? 871 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,950 So, let's do something. Not tomorrow. Now. 872 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,710 And on that cheery note, goodnight. 873 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,270 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 874 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,270 # Make a date, don't be late 875 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,710 # Cos you know it's gonna be great 876 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:35,310 # When the irrepressible Browns come to town 877 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,910 # To begin, just tune in 878 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,510 # And you'll wear an ear-to-ear grin 879 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:46,070 # Watching Agnes and her clan act the clown 880 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,830 # Instead of feeling depressed 881 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,110 # Let laughter make you feel best 882 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:57,310 # So It's All Round To Mrs Brown's. #