♪♪
- Okay, Tiger Woods. Whoo!
- Previously, on "Summer House"...
- Ahh!
- Get your legs a little bit wider.
- That's what she said.
- I mean, are we flirting now?
- Yeah, is-is-- are we? [record scratching]
- I think.
- I don't know how to-- I don't know.
- So, have you been out since?
- We've been texting but no. - The ball is in his court.
- The ball's in his court now.
- Hey, have you talked to Carl today?
- No.
- You didn't text him on his brother's passing day.
♪♪
- I know how Amanda feels now.
- If I've done somethin' that has pissed you off,
or let you down, I want you to let me know
just like this. - No, it's more just, I think,
I'm just struggling to really figure out
how to say what I want, like, what I wanna say.
- I need to have a little chat with Amanda.
Sabrina told me that they were talking,
and she's like, "Oh, you know, Ben's been great.
Everybody in the house thinks that he's in love with me."
- If I said anything that made her upset,
it wasn't intended that way at all.
- Well, I just thought it was a bit sh-- to-
to kinda say it in that way. - I don't--
- Like, what did you wanna get out of that?
[waves crashing]
♪♪
- Oh, nice, Jesse! - That was really nice.
- Very straight. - Dang, that was wow. Wow.
- That's really hard to do.
- I just wanted to squash it. - Yeah.
- 'Cause she-she was upset afterwards.
- I'm sure.
I didn't think about what weight my words had.
I just wasn't thinking at all.
It was end of the night.
We had all been drinking. - Yeah.
- And I just was chatting the way I do.
And just meeting Sabrina,
I definitely could have thought about my words better.
Um... - Yeah.
This is a girl that, like, you know,
that I'm falling in love with,
and I'm, like, I'm putting all this effort in.
That's who- who I wanna be with.
- I don't know what's happening.
I don't understand what's going on.
Like, this girl just showed up,
and we're all supposed to be like...
[clapping] they're in love.
Welcome!
No, this man has been so ----ing single all summer.
He showed up single. He's been acting single.
And then this girl comes back into his life,
and he's like, "Amanda...
I'm falling in love. How dare you?"
It's like, how dare I what?
How dare you.
I am married.
How dare you, sir.
- 'Cause the other thing is,
I'm positive and give lots of compliments out.
- Yeah. - And, like, and, you know,
I know that, like, you've been a bit down.
Like, it's been tricky at the start of the summer
and everything. - Yeah.
- You know, I like to make people feel good,
um, and I didn't wanna-- I didn't want that to,
like, cross over and, like, it be--
you know, 'cause it keeps coming up.
- No, this man wanted to (BLEEP) me in Italy.
There's a whole group chat about it,
and his friends had to be like, "She has a husband."
Did I play into it?
Maybe, because who doesn't like a little attention?
But, like, do not turn this around on me.
I get that, like, you're in love now.
Do not act like I'm the one.
I'd love to talk to Sabrina, too, and apologize.
The last thing I wanted to make her feel is, like,
any sort of way, or to spiral,
or to get upset with you about anything.
- I-I think that'd be-- - Yeah.
- She's coming tomorrow,
and I think that'd be-- - Oh, she is?
- Yeah. I think that'd be really nice.
- Okay, yeah.
- Oh, good job, West. Good job.
- Shotgun, bitches. - Let's go.
♪ Hey ♪
♪ We're gonna party ♪
- I'm so happy to be home!
- I'm gonna get myself showered and changed.
- I am a McStinky.
- I'm gonna put my pajamas on. I'm so excited.
- Yeah, I'm not goin' out tonight.
- Wait, really? - Ben's not going.
- Chillin'. I mean, I could--
- Can we play a game, if you guys stay?
That was so fun when we played games.
- Okay. - Not spin the bottle.
I promise, I'm never playing spin the bottle again.
[laughing]
[laughing, screaming]
- Whoa!
I swear to God, never again. - Yeah.
- Oh, I have such anxiety. - Why?
[Ben softly whistling]
- Sabrina told me that they were talking,
and, like, just towards the end, she's like,
"Oh, you know, Ben's been great the whole time.
Everybody in the house thinks that he's in love with me,
but apart from that, that's fine."
And she was kinda like- like, hold on. What?
- Mm-hmm.
- No, I'm gonna be in bed in, like, 30 minutes.
I'm finally feeling hopeful and optimistic
about me and Amanda
because she finally agreed to couples therapy.
How come we're not putting in the work?
Like, would you go into couples therapy?
- Yes, I've said that.
- Forget July.
Forget my birthday.
Like, all I want to do, is focus on us
and enjoying, like, our last two weekends of summer.
- Do I have time to shower?
- Uh, I'm gonna skip showe-ee.
- It's the boys and Dara.
Unless Bailey wants to put some ----in' pants on.
- Bailey will not.
- Bailey's like, I haven't had my hair
pulled like this in a while.
- I haven't.
Don't not do that.
[laughing]
- So, we really don't have options.
That's the issue.
- Yeah, those are fresh. - Yeah.
- These are probably pretty sweaty, though, huh?
- Oh, they're fine.
- Okay.
- Are those West's pants?
- Wifey is missing.
- Ahh! You look so cute. - Like-like--
- Somebody make me a martini-- West.
Uh, with blue cheese olives.
- We're down for Murf's.
[record scratching, bell dings]
- Are you flexing?
[laughing]
[Ciara laughing] - Ciara, what the (BLEEP).
- I'll see you guys in the morning.
- I love that outfit. - Thank you, babe.
- Have fun. Don't let these idiots wake me up.
- Let's go!
- It's been a long time, about six years,
since I've been in a relationship,
but I'm definitely-- I definitely feel like
I'm ready to be all in.
So, I wanna be on my A-game, which means
I'm not going out all night.
I'm gonna try and get a good night's sleep
for the first time.
- Yeah, such a good boy-- one night in.
[laughing]
♪♪
♪ You ain't seen nothin' ♪
♪ Try to match it ♪
♪♪
[door creaking]
♪♪
- Oh, my God, what the (BLEEP) is that?
What is that thing? - What?
- Right here, something with wings.
- Bro.
- KJ, what the (BLEEP)?
[insect buzzing]
[screaming] - Oh! Oh, my God.
- Get that out. It's a cicada.
- Blech!
♪♪
- I feel like I've seen this movie before.
I'm sure he's still attracted to her,
but I don't think West is ready for a real relationship.
The guy's gonna be lookin' like Kyle Cooke
by the time he's ready to settle down.
So, yeah, I think, like, it would be good for them
to have a boundary,
but clearly, that's not gonna work.
[laughing]
[giggling]
[laughing] - Whoo!
- Goodnight, weirdos.
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, princess.
- Uh-uh.
♪♪
- Coming up...
- I feel so bad for catching you off guard.
- Yeah, it was just a bit bizarre.
I'm never gonna blindside you
or anything like that. - Yeah.
♪♪
- Uh-uh.
♪♪
- You smell so good and clean.
- How'd you sleep?
- Good.
[sighs] - I woke up. I had a terrible dream.
- I had a dream that both of my parents were alive,
and I was, like, begging for my mom
to come and visit me, like begging.
I was like, "Can you please come and stay with me?"
And my dad was like,
"I don't think that's a good idea."
And I was just, like, hysterically crying,
like, begging.
I hate when I have dreams like that
because I, like, I wake up, and it feels so real,
and then I realize it's not real.
My mom was fabulous. She was so fun.
She would always say, "Mia, you're so boring."
Like, she was just ----ing hilarious
and was the queen of unsolicited advice
and opinions.
She was like, "I can't come this weekend, Mia."
I was like, "Why? Please, just please come.
I really miss you."
I think this is a really intense time for me.
Scott's life is getting bigger,
and he's gonna be traveling more
and all of those things.
I wanna think about getting married
and starting a family.
I don't want my kids to see their dad every three weeks
because you're off opening a business.
And I so badly am looking for someone...
Do you hear me, lady?
...to give me some guidance
and tell me what to do, in this moment.
I think I wanna see a medium.
- I know you do.
[laughing]
- How was last night?
- It was really fun. You were missed.
When's Sabrina coming?
- She's on the way, like, maybe 1.
- Cool.
- You know who we haven't seen in-in ----ing hours?
----ing Ben's bitch ass.
- Haven't seen him in, like, a full day.
- Yeah, I don't think I've even talked to him.
- His-his girlfriend is gonna come today.
- Oh, my God, is that why he stayed in?
- Yeah.
- I'll kill him.
- Dude, he's changed since meeting Sabrina.
- Her name, okay, her name's Sabrina. Okay.
How long have they known each other?
- Like, a few months, four months maybe,
and they stopped dating in, like, June-ish,
before the summer.
Anyways, so, West, they get coffee.
Think about the series of events here.
Coffee, Lindsay's housewarming party--
they haven't separated since.
They were, like, kissing each other
at Lindsay's housewarming party.
- They were PDA'ing? - PDA'ing.
Their second time of hanging out after--
and everybody's like, "Oh, they're rekindling."
I'm like, it's still a lot and then--
- Why didn't anyone ----ing tell me this?
- I don't know. She's like--
- I can't wait to meet her now.
- She, like, loves rock and roll.
She's like-- kinda, like, gives, like hippy,
like, chill vibes.
Yeah.
♪♪
- Excuse me. Is this seat taken? - Nope.
- Hey, fellas. - Hello, handsome.
- Come outside for a sec. Hello, friends.
Let me tell you about the party today.
We're gonna have a Vegas-style pool party
in the backyard today.
[imitating air horn]
In true Jesse Solomon fashion,
the setup will be extremely minimal.
[laughing] - Like, three pieces of tape-- That's it.
- I will need your help on a couple things.
There's some cabanas, things to drink out of.
We got some pool floats, bottle girls,
signs, sparklers.
- What about pool boys?
- No.
- I enjoy Vegas.
I also fear Vegas because it's complete debauchery
for, like, 48 hours.
Cheap champagne just to spray would be good.
- Let's go!
- So, I wanted to bring that to the summer house.
Who's with me? - I'm with you!
- Whoo! - Yeah, Jesse Solomon.
- Stop farting on me, you sicko.
- Girls, we'll set up.
You just get ready to be escorts, okay?
- That's what I do every day.
- Bullsh--! - Good luck with the manual labor.
- There we go now, boys.
This is the moment where we're either gonna dig deep,
or we're gonna give up. - I'm in!
- What kinda guys do you wanna be?
- Hey, Solomon, didn't expect that out of you.
Let's do it. Let's--
- We're goin' to ----ing Vegas!
- I just-- [laughing]
- Hi. - Hi, sister queen.
- What are you wearing?
- I think I'm gonna throw this leopard dress on.
- Cute. How was golfing last night?
I saw you were chatting with Carl.
- Did you see him giving me my cute golf lessons?
- No. - He was so cute.
I was really bad, and he, like, literally,
like, stood with me the whole time
and then, like, barely golfed himself
'cause he was teaching me how to golf.
- Really? Oh, that's nice.
- It's just, like, so easy to talk to him.
- Yeah. - It's just like,
I gravitate towards him so much.
- Yeah. - I just find myself
constantly, like, moving myself towards him
when I'm not even consciously doing it.
- Yeah. So, you have, like, fanny flutters.
- What is a-- I don't know what--
I don't know what that is, but yes.
- You know when you get, like, a tingle, like... - Yes.
- I didn't realize that there is, like...
- There's a thing.
- My heart...
On paper, I could see it working.
Carl needs a nice girl who is, like,
a little weird and, like, quirky
but, like, doesn't take life too seriously.
And I feel like Bailey also needs someone
who, like, is sensitive, and thoughtful, and caring.
So, I want it so bad.
They're also, like, so cute together.
- I just don't know how to, like--
I want him to ask me out 'cause I've now asked him
every time we've hung out.
- I know, but maybe he wants to be wanted for once,
you know? - Oh, yeah, but me, too.
- Instead of him always doing the chasing.
- Yeah.
We're both, like, just, like, two wounded animals
that are, like, too scared to come out of our corners.
- Yeah, I know. He loves communication.
So, just, like, communicating where you're at
and how you're feeling, I think, will go a long way.
- Spray me down. Spray me.
♪♪
- Holy sh--.
[horn honking]
- I think Sabrina's here.
- The eagle has landed.
- Hello. - Oh!
[laughing]
- I think I should pull her aside,
like, immediately, right?
- One hundred percent.
♪♪
- Hello. - Oh!
[laughing] - Oh, my God, you're barefoot.
Hi. - Oh, my God.
Look at you. You are gorgeous today.
- All right. - Perfect. You ready?
- Yeah.
- Ready to go throw some punches or what?
[laughing]
[sighs] - Oh, this is beautiful.
Wow. - My room is here.
- I love this.
- Okay, so, I let her get settled in,
and then find a moment just to break the ice.
- Yeah.
- Everyone's outside. - Everyone's outside.
- Oh, look who it is!
- Hi!
- Your time to shine is now, baby.
[sighs]
- Hi. - How is it going?
- Westling? Come on.
- Welcome. Good to see you. - Hi.
All these, like, naked hugs. - This is West.
- Oh, my God, I've heard so many things about you.
- How are you? Nice to meet you. - You, too.
- Does it feel like Vegas to you?
- No, not at all. - No, okay.
- But we're glad you're here. - Yeah, thank you.
- Hi. - Hey, how are you?
Nice to see you. - Good. You, too.
- Let's go.
- Can I get you a drink or something?
- Uh, I'm good, right now. - Like a water?
- Uh, sure, maybe water. Yeah. - Yeah?
- Nice to see you. How are you doing?
- I'm good. How are you? - I'm good. Thank you.
- Oh, these are the nails.
(BLEEP) yeah, these are incredible.
- I know. I should have got them trimmed,
but I, like-- - No, you should be savage.
- This is for every bitch
who said I don't make friends easily,
'cause, apparently, I do, all right?
- Yeah, right? - So, my thing is, like,
how do you do sh--? - I don't.
[laughing]
- I'm just like, I don't know what to tell you.
- I met Sabrina at the housewarming,
and then she invited me to coffee.
I had a free day.
I said, “Okay.” She's adorable.
I don't know, like, she feels, like,
so completely opposite from me,
and I think that's, like, why I'm so attracted to her
in, like, a friendship way 'cause, like,
she says everything that she's thinking,
and I say nothing that I'm thinking.
But I love that, 'cause I feel like I recognize
at this point my life, on my journey to less rigidity,
that I can express my love vocally more.
So, I don't know. I just-- I like her.
- Are you sweating? - Do you want to change into a bathing suit?
- It's hot. Yeah. - Yeah, it's hot.
- Okay, come inside. I want to chat with you for one second,
and then you can get dressed. - Okay, sure. Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know it was gonna be this hot.
- No, it's hot as (BLEEP) out. - Yeah, it's humid.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
I think it was a bad first introduction.
She did that right as she walked in the door.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Amanda. - Baby, she's like,
“When should do it?” I said, “Bitch, now.”
- She said, ‘You know what?” Oh, Lord.
- May I sit down on the bed? - Oh, my God, of course.
- How are you? - I'm good.
- Yeah? - I'm good.
- Okay, I just wanted to apologize to you
for the other night at Lindsay's. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- I feel so bad for catching you off guard.
- Yeah.
- Um, it was not my information to share.
I shouldn't have been talking about it at all,
and I just wanna say that I'm so sorry,
and I felt so bad afterwards. - Yeah, yeah.
Well, I-I really appreciate that,
'cause I've thought about it quite a bit.
You know, with myself, like,
I really wear my heart on my sleeve.
- Yeah.
- And I always try and uplift everyone around me.
- Yeah. - And I met you,
and I felt instantly connected to you.
- Me, too.
- That's why we had such a great conversation.
- Yeah.
- So, I think, at the end, I was like,
whoa, what just happened?
It was just a bit bizarre.
You know, I-I'm not that type of person
to hold onto stuff. - Okay.
- It's just I'd rather build some good memories,
so I don't have that perception of you.
Honestly, don't sweat it. Like, I-I--
- Okay. It's, like, been making me sick.
Ben's. Okay-- - No, I-I would know--
- 'Cause I truly feel awful.
- I would know if you weren't coming from a good place.
- Yeah. - I would know,
and I would probably be savage.
- Well, I appreciate you accepting my apology
and being open to moving forward.
- Yeah, yeah, you just have to promise
that we're gonna have so much fun, and we're, like--
- I'm feeling a little under the weather,
so I don't wanna over promise and under deliver...
- No, we're gonna have so much fun.
- ...but I will do the best that I can to have fun.
- Yeah. I might-- when does the actual party start?
- I think around, like, 2. - Oh, amazing.
- All right, I'm gonna get ready.
- All right, have fun.
- Boy angel. - Oh, my goodness,
did you get yourself anything?
- Tequila soda. - You gonna have a day?
- I overpoured.
I'm scared I'm gonna have a day now.
Oh, my God, this is delicious.
- Is that your favorite spirit?
- Tequila and soda? - Yeah.
- No, it would be just straight whiskey.
- Really? - I love it.
- I used to love whiskey because it would give me,
like, a jacket of, like, confidence.
- Yeah. - But then,
after a certain point, I became a flaming asshole.
A, B, let's C what my D can do for the E.
- Oh, wow, you're really--
You're really communicating. - So, go F you in the G.
Every once in a while,
like last night I was talking to Kyle,
he had a glass of rosé in his hand.
- Oh, my God, did you want some?
- I could smell it.
I've been struggling to really tell him how I feel.
I've been open with other people,
but once I get in front of him,
I sometimes am not able to, like,
deliver what I wanna say.
But when I was looking at the drink, in my head,
I'm like, if I could have a bottle of rosé, right now,
and do a line of cocaine,
I would then be able to tell him how I feel.
This is something that has gone for me since I got sober,
which is, I know what I'm feeling,
but sometimes I don't have the confidence to say
what I wanna say because I care so much
about what other people think.
My behavior when I did drink and use hurt a lot of people,
and I don't wanna do that.
I really don't wanna hurt anybody,
and I don't wanna hurt my best friend.
- Do not beat yourself up about it.
- No, I know. It's just more as like a,
like a man, you should be able to, like,
walk up to your friend and be, like,
"Hey, man, this is how I'm feeling."
Sometimes, like, with friends like Kyle
where they have a more dominating personality
and more of an alpha energy,
I've struggled always with folks like that
to really get across what I want to say.
My grandfather was very involved in my youth,
and he's alpha beyond belief.
I was spanked. I was belted.
- That makes me sad.
- So, I've always lived in kind of an air of fear
with other more dominating individuals.
Kyle can be intimidating to me.
You know, I've always bowed down to him a little bit.
I owe Kyle a lot,
and there's an element of that in my brain.
I'm like, well, you can't just rip this guy a new asshole.
He, like, saved your life.
I went down a-a dark path, again, this winter.
I was really bad.
I mean, I scared a lot of people.
Kyle, he-he came over to my apartment
and told me he loved me.
Having him show that care for me and, like,
"Actually, it's not about Loverboy.
"It's not about anything else."
Like, "I just want you to be okay,
"and I'm here for you.”
He's my ride or die best friend,
but not telling him the truth
is-is probably making things worse.
Our friendship started off boozing, partying,
being silly, and we've had so much fun together.
- Do you want distance from him, or...
- No. - No, okay.
- I just wanted it to be-- for it to feel mutual,
like, the effort I put in is met with more effort.
♪♪
- Hey, are we showering, or are we just ripping it?
- I'm gonna go shower.
- Let's ----in' have a day, Benjamin!
- Vegas, baby. This isn't really Vegas.
- I think it's, like, a loose concept.
- It actually looks pretty good.
- I like the VIP section the most.
- Hey, Amanda girl. - Hi.
My lighting sucks in my room.
- Yeah.
- How did it go?
- I had to wipe off my makeup. Fine.
- I'm glad you got to, like, talk to her right away.
- That's all you have to say, is ----in', "Fine?"
- Did you shake it up? I know. I know.
What the (BLEEP)? - Eww, Amanda.
- Did you shake it outta your body?
- I feel... - You gotta shake.
- Yeah. - ...like everyone hates me.
- Amanda... - Nobody feels that way.
- I know, but you know me. - Yeah.
- I don't like that, like, I made someone feel
any type of way. - Yeah.
- With, like, my words
and my actions,
like, that makes me feel icky about myself.
- You are gonna (BLEEP) up.
Like, it's okay, you know. - Yeah.
- Like, the good thing is, you apologized to Ben.
You apologized to her.
- I'll be fine. I'll just be in my head about it.
And I feel like I'm just stupid.
- You're not stupid. - No, you are not stupid.
We all say dumb sh--.
But I think, also, there's a part of this
where you're used to kind of, like, being beaten down
and to think that, like, your opinion is stupid
or, like, whatever you think is stupid.
Like, you don't realize your magic.
Like, half the things that Kyle has, does,
is because of you.
- I'll have my-- Don't cry. I'll cry.
I'll literally cry, Ciara.
- Don't cry. - Stop. Stop. Stop.
- Guys, we're going to a Vegas pool party.
Don't cry. - No, I'm gonna cry.
- Amanda, we love you, Amanda.
You are so special.
- I'm really grateful to have you guys as friends.
- Oh, baby, you're stuck with us, girl.
[laughing]
♪♪
- We're going to Vegas! [knocking]
- Thanks for coming. - How are you? Absolutely.
- Welcome in.
I got a bunch of ice in the freezer.
- How the (BLEEP) did I pull this together?
- It looks good. - We're Vegas, baby.
[laughing]
- Dude, we get to decide what the first sign says.
I'm thinking, "Ben's last ride."
- Yeah. [laughing]
- We're, like, at Ben's bachelor party.
[laughing]
- Gorgeous-- gorgeous.
- Yeah, no, how did you know?
[laughing]
- I've never done that. - You're like, "Gorgeous."
♪♪
- Party is starting!
- We're heading to Vegas! - Oh, my God, hi, everyone.
Get in here.
- Are you almost ready?
- All right.
- Hi, girls. - Hi.
- Welcome. - Thank you for having us.
- No, this is a real staff.
So, we're just--
I've got trunks, if you guys need trunks.
Uh... - Hey, babes-- Jesse.
- This is Jesse. - Hi.
- Honestly...
I don't know what's going on anymore.
- After everything you've been through, Westling,
like, don't you ever learn?
I'm like, dude, the last couple of years
have been difficult for you.
So...
make sure that you know what you're getting yourself into.
- Well, welcome.
I'm glad you came. - Cheers.
- Cheers to a...
- Is my butt out? Yeah. Heck yeah, it is!
[knocking] - Ahh!
Hey, cutie. - Good to see you, girl.
- What brought you all the way out to these parts?
[laughing]
- Huh-ah!
- Yeah.
- Wait, so...
He went from being, like, a single guy
to being, like, "My girlfriend's coming."
And we're like, "Oh, wait, what?"
- Yeah.
- Leave the house. Go to Italy. Come back.
Ben's married. Like, I would-- I--
What the (BLEEP) is going on?
- Like, what are you talking about?
- Also, I love that you got in trouble for something.
- No, I've cried, like, five times about it.
Talking about how great he has been all summer.
Like, he's been respectful.
[laughing] No!
- Yeah!
♪♪
- Wow! [cheering]
- Ben's last ride.
♪♪
- Do you think you'll talk to Carl today
or maybe, like, tomorrow at breakfast?
- Yeah. - I was thinking not today.
I would rather just, like, flirt and have fun.
- Exactly. - Yeah, yeah.
- Than be like, "Do you wanna have
"a serious conversation about us?”
Like, no, that's too much. - No pressure to make out.
- I want to move things along with Carl
and really put myself out there,
but I don't need to dump feelings on him
when he's already just, like,
going through all of this with Kyle.
I feel like the timing is just really, really bad.
I want to Carl to have a nice time.
I don't need to ruin it.
- Oh, sh--!
Wait, look at my pants, dude.
- Permission to board.
[laughing]
- Oh, can I get on this sh--?
- KJ, no!
- Goddamn it, KJ! [laughing]
There goes my ----ing drink.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[vocalizing air horn sounding]
- Whoa. - What are these weirdos doing?
- That was not as stable as I anticipated.
- Hello.
- The one thing I will say,
as much as it's felt like a boys summer,
I know I had a rough start.
- And a rough middle. - And middle.
- And a rough middle.
I'm tryin' to have a very smooth ending.
I told Carl.
I was like, listen, I know he was upset.
I do feel bad about forgetting his brother's passing
and, like, not checking in.
But I think he wanted to say so much more than he did.
If I'm guessing, when he talked to you guys,
he had a much easier time saying--
- Yeah, he was sad. He was angry.
Friendships change. They ebb and flow.
And I think that
because Carl was subordinate to Kyle in Loverboy,
that that's kind of the nature
of their friendship, as well.
Kyle's the boss, and Carl's beta,
and that's why he has this mental block
when he tries to talk to him.
♪♪
- Excuse me.
- I love her.
- You guys hit it off straight away anyway, so...
- No, I know. I feel like
she's very emotionally in tune with the world.
- Yeah. - And just, like,
she's extremely emotionally intelligent,
which I think is important. - Yeah.
- But, also, she's vulnerable, and she's open.
- We're like, so comfortable.
Oh, my God. Okay, ready?
- Why are you saying, "Oh, my God?"
♪♪
- But, like, who cares?
No, no, no, I'm kidding. - Oh.
Well, we can share.
- It's absolutely allowed. - Really?
----in' rookie, are you kiddin' me, mate?
♪♪
- Classic West.
♪♪
- ----ing come on, man, really?
----in' rookie, are you kiddin' me, mate?
I don't-I don't know what to say.
♪♪
Like, (BLEEP), are you kidding me?
I'm like--
I can't ----ing believe that he's done that.
You're tryin' to, like, make some inroads.
You say, like, you've done these things
that you regret, previously.
- When Ciara and I were, like, together,
it was, like, dreamy.
- Do you have any regrets?
- Of course.
- This is not the move. This is not the move, mate.
- Smooch.
- I'm gonna go pee, and then I'm coming back.
- All right.
♪♪
- Hmm...
It's, like, weird, 'cause, on one hand,
he doesn't owe me anything,
but it's, like, sh---y, 'cause I, like,
would never do that to him.
Like, I would never sit right next to you
and, like, make out with a guy,
like, regardless of how you felt about me.
- How did West end up with a woman on his lap?
- Yeah, the question we're all asking.
- Who is that? - We don't know.
- Mmm.
- The crux of all of this is to be seen.
And so, for him to sit right next to me
and make it seem like you don't see me
just further reiterates my point.
If you can't physically see me sitting next to you,
then how would you ever see me
in any other context of the situation?
[sighs] Oh, my God.
- I'm Sarah. - Sarah.
Laura, Molly, Sarah.
Sarah, Molly, Laura.
- Yeah, you got it.
- I got it now. - You got it.
- All from Rhode Island. - I wouldn't say I'm locked in.
I usually do like flirting.
So, if I'm not flirting, you know something is wrong.
At this point, how many weeks have Maggie and I been dating?
It's probably, like, three weeks.
- Do you wanna know something crazy?
There was a bug in my drink, and I'm still drinking it.
- That is so crazy.
But I realize that that right person
isn't gonna come into my life
if I'm distracted by these other girls,
and not working on myself, and partying.
And it's fine to be in a place
where you just wanna go have fun
but not if you want to be in a relationship
with a great girl.
- There's nothing more I could ask for,
a female dominant-- - See, but you have someone.
- Aww.
Eww, that's so weird.
What? I have someone?
- Are you guys gonna make it offish?
- I don't like to rush into making things offish.
I feel like when it's a title, sometimes I feel--
Me personally, I feel, like, an added pressure.
- I don't know what his point of attack is
but...
- Yeah, yeah.
Even though things are going good with Dara,
I'm not ready for the title on it.
I always put my heart on the line,
and that leaves room for hurt.
My last relationship, last year,
I jumped in way too quick,
and I ended up getting burnt.
Like, I was heartbroken.
I just wanna do things different this time around
to protect myself.
- I don't even know how to use this thing.
♪♪
- I'm glad I came.
- Yeah, I'm glad you did, too.
- That girl's, like, throwing herself at him.
- Yeah, she knows what she's doing here.
- Staring at you.
- ----ing all right. Can you--
Can this chick just let him-- like, all right...
- Hmm? - Can you just relax?
- Me? - Yeah,
because you're ----in' giving daggers across,
thinking you're interrupting. Like, I get it.
- Does see that?
- Yeah, of course she ----ing does.
Are you kidding me?
- Okay, who's this girl that West is about to (BLEEP)?
I'll walk right up and lay down in bed with them.
What ya doin'?
Can I come in for a cuddle?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Are you okay now? You happy about that now?
- Yeah.
- Am I crashing your party?
- No, absolutely not. - No.
- Stay. - I think I am.
Um... - No, we're just chatting.
Talking about what we're doing later.
[gasps]
- Well, my husband is playing at Common Ground.
- That's what I heard. - He's DJ Kyle Cooke,
best DJ in the Hamptons, in all of the Hamptons,
if you wanna come. - Yeah.
I think we're gonna go to Surf Lodge.
- All right, everyone. Get the (BLEEP) out! - You don't gotta go home,
but you can't stay here. - Get the (BLEEP) outta here!
- Thank you so much for coming.
- No, thank you for having us.
- I gotta go. Watch my butt when I walk away.
- What happened? - I just crashed a party.
- I wanna crash, also.
- Don't go. [laughing]
- I just wanna get to know you guys more, West.
- Come on, baby. - Hello, how is it going?
- I feel Ben wanted to--
He had stuff to talk to you about.
- Does he need me? - Yeah, possibly.
- I can go.
Will you take care of her, if I go over there?
- Yeah.
Ben, West is gonna come talk to you.
- Talk to me? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God... - What are we talking about?
- We're not talking about anything,
she's ----ing just stitch up the ----ing world.
- She's such a girls' girl. It's incredible.
- Do you wanna come with me to get water?
- Sure. - Cool.
- Wait, what the (BLEEP) is going on?
- She's putting me in it, right now.
- Bye, everyone!
- What a party, huh?
- Dara, let's go upstairs.
- Okay.
[sighs]
- Now, he's passed out.
- West? Yeah.
- Hey, Carl.
Yeah, we see him. - Yeah, leave him there.
- He's all tuckered out.
- Poor guy.
- He's a little sleepy.
- He's so ----in' disrespectful.
- Yeah. - And this is the problem.
- Yeah.
- Because you're being ----ing nice to him,
and you're trying, like, actually trying--
Now, he's back on my list.
If you (BLEEP) with my friends,
like, that's where I draw the line.
- Coming up...
- That's not fair.
- Kyle, don't make me get mad at you.
- You're telling me--
- Do you wanna fight with me, right now?
I'll ----in' fight with you.
- Your boy died on the couch.
- Dude, that is awesome.
- The rule is, if you fall asleep with your shoes on,
you get drawn on the face.
- I'm gonna do it.
[sighs]
- Little spoon.
- Give me a l-- marker.
- Is he passed out still?
- It's been a crazy, I don't know, couple of weeks,
a huge transitional period for me,
a perfect storm. [laughing]
No, don't laugh at me.
What are you laughing at me for?
- Oh, yeah, you-- no, I love that.
- This is me tryin' to open up,
and you just ----ing laugh at me?
What are you talking about? - No, I'm just curious
'cause I don't know the male perspective.
So, what is it that you were holding onto?
- It was so good in the very beginning,
and maybe it just got too real too fast for me.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I just didn't know how to handle it.
- Yeah.
- And I wouldn't know a good thing
if it ----in' slapped me in the face.
But I don't know. I'm not good with--
- You are great with words. You are.
- Can I keep it a buck one hundy?
- Yeah.
- If I didn't invite anyone, today wouldn't have existed.
- Thanks for inviting people.
- Yeah, West, good job. - Yeah, you always invite
the best people, West. - Thanks.
- Yeah, even that girl
that you were making out with all night.
♪♪
You just got too comfortable.
- Dude... - On probation.
- I've been trying so hard to do nothing wrong
for two years.
And, like, (BLEEP),
but she's been ----ing cuddling with Jesse
in front of my face for the last two years,
like, under covers.
Like, I think we can chalk this one up
to, like, a drunk (BLEEP) up, like oops.
To a fault, I have tried to protect
whatever the (BLEEP) our relationship is,
which I don't even know.
I don't even know what it is. - It's been getting better.
- The fact we haven't had one conversation
one-on-one all summer--
I don't know anything about what she's thinking
or feeling at all.
Ciara could literally be dating someone, right now,
for all I know, but I feel like,
I just cheated on my ----ing wife.
- You guys have been making progress.
So, my question is,
why, at this small, intimate party,
do you decide to have this girl
sitting on your lap the whole time
and, like, making out with her?
- Can you at least see where Amanda's coming from?
- Fully. - That's not fair.
- Kyle...
- That's not fair, though. - Don't make me get mad at you.
- You're telling me--
- Do you want to fight with me, right now?
I'll ----ing fight with you.
- Let's not. - You're telling me--
- This is the battle you want to choose?
- You're telling me West can't have--
- Out of all battles, this is the battle you want to choose?
- What the heck, dude? Relax.
- All I'm saying,
is if you wanna make progress
in your relationship with Ciara,
there's a level of respect that we have to have
to live here together.
- Oh, my God.
♪♪
- Amanda, why are you...?
- Just stop, man.
- You good?
- No, Kyle's ----ing annoying me.
Kyle has been Ciara's biggest advocate.
Kyle has cried for Ciara.
- Well, I'm just, like, not out here
sleeping with whoever.
Like, I don't wanna give myself to everyone.
I really don't. - Yeah.
- And now that I'm attacking West,
you're gonna take his side.
He has "dick" on his face, right now.
That's the hill you're gonna die on?
That's the battle you're gonna fight?
Peek-a-boo-boo.
- What is going on?
Are they all outside still? - They're still right there.
Come on-- Shh.
All right, you gotta get down. You gotta get down.
[sighs] - Hey.
- I don't need-- - Take a deep breath.
- I've been avoiding-- - You and Ciara...
...have made incredible progress.
- I've been avoiding upsetting her for 18 months.
- Right, right.
- Like-- - Which, by the way,
to your point, how long can you go?
- Dude... - And I love Ciara,
and I will go to bat for Ciara.
- Me, too. Like, I, like--
- And I love you.
- How close was she...
when you made out? - I don't-- I didn't see.
Like, I didn't see.
- 'Cause if she was, like, on the same chair,
that's kind of ----ed.
- It is ----ed up if you were on the same chair.
I would like to clarify that because I was on your side,
but the same chair thing is just crazy.
- It would be a thing if Ciara was, like,
actively, like, flirting with me,
but it's like she flirts with me, like,
once every, like, 48 hours.
- That's a solid ratio.
- It's not a bad ratio.
That's actually-- I thought you were gonna say
once every six months.
Jesus Christ. - Okay.
- Now, I see where we're coming from here.
- It sounds like edging.
[sighs]
[laughing]
- I wanna put on some comfies.
- I wanna put on some music, actually.
- Yeah, let's just change the mood here.
Put on something decent.
- You're getting a taste of, like,
one of the spicier days I can ever remember.
- Really?
- Yeah, it's not always like that.
- Is this-- it's not always this spicy?
- No, it's not always this spicy.
- Well, I am Indian, so we like spice,
you know. [laughing]
[exhales] - Let's just take a--
Let's just take a deep breath.
No one's breathing.
[exhales, laughing]
Um, this is obviously uncomfortable.
It's not normal that you're in a share house
with someone who you dated years ago.
- Right, yeah.
- And you're handling it so well.
- There's a reason why he was living on probation
for this long. - Yeah.
- Now, he's back in jail. - Yeah.
- Uh, it is what it is.
Honestly, like, I...
know that I had this gut feeling
of why I didn't want to be friends with him,
and this is why.
There's a reason why I don't trust him.
- Mm-hmm. - Like, he can't be a friend to me.
He doesn't see me.
How can you be a friend to someone you don't see?
- Yeah.
- Like, I'm not gonna call out for you to notice me.
I'm not gonna shout from the rooftops
for you to notice me.
[sighs]
♪♪
- Welcome to the Hamptons, Scott.
- Next time, on "Summer House"...
- You're for the girls this weekend.
- I am a guys' guy, so I'll be--
[record scratching] - Eww.
- All right, hang in there.
You will be missed. - Okay, bye.
- Bye.
- She's not coming?
- It is what it is. I don't know.
- I do miss you as, like, my friend.
- I mean, yeah, me, too. It's really hard.
How can I not?