♪♪
[screaming]
- What the sh--. [laughing]
- Previously, on Summer House...
- Do I look good in a crown?
- Yes, of course, very, very beautiful.
This summer, I was just like, I'm gonna be single.
- So, is that, like,
your state of mind this summer?
You wanna be single and stuff?
- I did.
- What, am I rolling over into you?
- Yeah!
- I'm more confused
by, like, Jesse, in general, right now.
He might be, like, catching feelings for her.
- You don't care if I make out with Ciara, do you?
- Is it in the works?
I think she'd laugh in his face for saying that.
Would you agree? - I don't know.
- Oh.
- If you were really interested in me,
you would ask for permission to take me out on a date,
not to just make out with me.
- I just kinda, like, felt like we were getting flirty,
but I'm-- I don't know what I'm, like...
[sighs] ...looking for.
♪♪
[waves crashing]
- Well, clearly, there was, like,
a conversation here that needed to happen,
regardless of me saying this to West,
so I'm glad that we're having it.
- Same.
- So many jokes that I could make that I will not.
- That's good.
You gotta learn self-restraint.
- Pound it. - Boundaries.
♪♪
We can side hug.
- I love you. - I love you, too, Jesse.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Get out of my room.
- Aye-aye-aye.
- Oh! You just left?
Did it go bad?
- No, it-it ended up being fine.
- Okay, what's up?
- I just feel bad that, like, she's upset.
- Yeah, (BLEEP), well...
- I'm, like, you know it's not my intention.
- I know.
- I'm attracted to Ciara.
She is a beautiful person inside and out,
but I know she doesn't wanna be casual.
I feel bad that I misread the situation,
and I'm just kinda, like,
upset and disappointed in myself.
[sighs] Yeah, that was dumb.
- Yes? - How are we, loves?
So, it's Amanda's birthday dinner.
- The queen of the house.
- So, what are you guys gonna wear?
- She's gonna wear black.
I'm gonna wear black and white.
- Do you have a steamer?
- Yes, I do. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God, I was itching to know about
KJ going on a date with Dara.
I'm like, did that-- well, you know,
I saw it on their Instagram. I-I already knew.
- Yeah, you're a little investigator.
- I detected it. I was like, oh,
two people in the same row at a concert.
That doesn't feel like a coincidence.
- You're excited about Ben.
- Moral of the story... - I--
- All of us are excited. - Ben is still single!
I thought Ben and Dara were vibing last weekend.
I thought they were a sure thing.
Dara and Ben, he's gone.
He locked in.
But now, KJ is dating Dara,
so this is my moment with Ben.
This is my chance.
It's time to put my flirting skills
to the ultimate test.
- Wait, is this your weekend, Bailey?
- Listen! - I swear to God,
if that happens, I will go home smiling ear to ear.
- So will I, sister.
- What time is it? 7:01.
What time are we supposed to be ready?
- I don't know. - All right, queen.
Let's get so hot.
♪♪
- Oh. Oh, that's so good.
♪♪
- Can we please do a couples photo tonight?
We have not done a couples photo
all summer long. - Yeah.
I look ----ing fabulous. - You look fab, hon.
Come here.
- Dude, I am, like, really tripping balls.
I can't. Nope, too drunk.
- We are freakin' ready.
- Oh, well, we're the first ones.
I think we're good.
- Can you do a bow tie reversed?
Like, I can only do it on my own body.
- Hi! - Birthday girl.
You look amazing. - Thank you.
- Body-ody-ody.
- Look who showed up. You better look like that.
Look at your wife. - Look at this couple.
- This is-- this is actually my outfit change
from our wedding. - This is from our wedding.
- Oh, she's in her yellow. I love.
I think dirty martinis are in the works.
- Birthday girl. Okay, snap.
- Oh, look at the martinis!
Where would you like us to sit, Ciara?
- We can kind of, like, pick wherever.
- All right, I'm gonna sit here.
- Oh, my God, I love a Caesar.
- Yes!
- Babe, happy birthday. - Thank you.
- To Amanda.
[laughing] - all: To Amanda.
- To Amanda, happy birthday. - all: Happy birthday.
- To our house sweetheart. - Thank you, guys,
for getting dressed up.
- To 34 and many more. - Yep.
- So, have we appreciated the very thoughtful menu?
- Yeah, this looks great, Ciara. Thank you.
- Oh, no, guys, thank Amanda.
It's her birthday.
- No, next weekend, we'll have a full-on party
for Kyle's birthday, but, for me, this is what I wanted.
- Does anybody else miss Carl?
- I do miss Carl. - Yes.
- Is it just me? - Every day of my life.
- Listen, as much as he'd wanna be here, it's--
he's got such a tight timeline in conducting the open.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You-you just saw it, right? - Yep, just saw him.
- I mean, it's still pretty raw, right? - Yeah.
I'm so excited for you, right now. - Are you?
- This place is so good!
I mean, like, he's got the main bar in,
and he's done a phenomenal job, and he's put, like,
a lot of time and effort into it.
He's opening soon, soft launch,
and I was asking about investors,
like, who's helping.
Jesse, you got involved, didn't ya?
- I did invest. Yeah.
- So, I joined the advisory board.
- Yeah.
- So, Carl did ask me to invest,
and I said, point blank,
I cut a half a million dollar check into Loverboy...
- Yeah. - ...to literally meet payroll.
- Wow.
- So, I told Carl, I'm like, "Look, bro,
I love you. I believe in you.
This is not personal." - Yeah, yeah.
- But I'm literally on the hook financially
for my own business.
- Yeah.
- But he invested in Loverboy, right?
- Mm-hmm. - Back in the day,
he put 15 grand in. Yeah.
- And you didn't invest in Soft Bar at all?
- No, I mean, I shared his crowdfunding campaign.
- The day's not over. - I think he was just upset...
- Okay, one conversation at a time.
- ...that you initially were gonna invest
and then pulled out-- - Yeah, I put--
- And then he sees you doing all these DJ gigs
and, like, making money. - I put more money in--
- And, you know, Carl's, like, a sensitive guy,
and it's about, like, the sentiment,
not, like, the financial piece of it.
- Yeah.
I feel blindsided.
I-I-I could not have been more clear.
In December, I wasn't in a position to invest.
Financially, we are in the worst place
we've ever been at Loverboy.
I'm doin' my best not to have to lay people off.
And so, instead of literally firing my whole entire team,
I put $500,000 up to cover payroll.
I mean, if I'm putting more money into my business
than he's putting into his, then he should understand
literal financial implications. - Yeah.
Sounds like you guys should have a conversation.
It's between you two.
- I'm happy to.
- All right, everybody has to say one nice thing
about Amanda-- I'll go first.
- And one thing I can improve on.
- Amanda is one of the funniest girls I know.
- Aww.
- True.
- Amanda, since I've known you, you've accomplished, like,
so many big things from where you were.
- Thank you.
- I know that you were, like, struggling before,
and, like, you've been out of your shell,
and it's fun to watch you do sh--.
- That's very nice.
Thank you, West. - Yeah, no, but I mean that.
It's always good.
- Amanda, I feel like a lot of people, at times,
are trying to fit into a mold,
and I think you're just the coolest
because you're just comfortable being yourself,
and that's very rare. - Thank you. - Mmm.
- So, cheers to you. - I love you. Thank you.
- That was really good. - That's actually--
- Ciara, thank you for bringing her into my life.
- Of course. - That was sweet, Mia.
- Um, I'm a big eyes and smile guy.
So, I love-- I love--
- I was gonna say, Ben's gonna talk about
how he wants to definitely sleep with you. - I love--
[music slowing]
Definitely knew he was gonna go there.
♪♪
- I'm a big eyes and smile guy.
So, I love-- I love--
- I was gonna say, Ben's gonna talk about
how he wants to definitely sleep with you. - I love...
Definitely knew he was gonna go there.
- ♪ What the hell ♪ - Um, no.
- What the hellie? - I, like, wouldn't--
- I know the story.
- What the helliante? - What the helliante?
- Sorry.
- All right, Ben, you have the floor.
- I like the way that you can walk into a room,
and you can brighten it up and-- with your smile,
and everyone loves it. - Thank you.
- So, that's where I was-- - Thank you.
- That's where I was going.
- Thank you.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Snaps for Ben.
[laughing]
- That was good. - This group's tough, man.
I'm tellin' ya. [laughing]
- I really don't know.
- Sorry, never mind. I don't know the story.
[uncomfortable laughter]
- Um, okay.
- Well, we have a-a little dessert.
Um, while they're cutting it, I'm gonna get my card.
- All right.
- Oh. - Oh!
- I see red. - Woot-woot-woot!
- It's gonna be not what-- - Hold the ----ing phone!
- Stop it. - Is that Cartier?
- You did not.
- ♪ I see a red bag! ♪
- It's a starter.
- I'm so happy.
- The queen. - "This is a little something
to keep forever, but we also have 30 days
to upgrade or swap it. LOL."
[laughing]
- Gift giving is just not something
that comes naturally.
I'm, like, kinda used to striking out.
Gift giving gives me--
you know how you-- - Anxiety?
- Nothing.
We have to book something. Go get your wallet.
[sighs] Resort view king room.
I literally hate everything about you, right now.
- all: Wow!
- Wow!
- I really struggle,
but considering the summer we're having,
it's-it's mission critical that I nail this.
- This is awesome. - Oh, yes.
- I'm scared. Wow.
- Just a little something.
- Okay. - I got you.
[gasps] - Okay, this is really pretty.
- It's a little cutie. - Turn it. Turn it!
- Wait, I really like it. - That's beautiful.
[applause]
- Yes, Kyle! - Done well.
- Yes, Kyle! (BLEEP) yeah!
(BLEEP) yeah, Kyle!
[cheering]
- Amanda. - Well done.
- I say we dance for a little bit in Club Send...
- Yeah, we'll- we'll turn some music.
- ...in the outfits. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. - And then we go--
- It's only 9:39.
- All right, let's boogie down.
I gotta call my mom.
- I gotta dance before I take this ----ing jacket off.
[sighs] Loved sitting by you.
- Obvi.
- Uh, der-der.
[phone ringing]
- Hello. - Hi.
Okay, remember how I told you the watch that I wanted
for my birthday from Kyle?
- Yes.
- He listened.
I asked him for this watch as a joke
because I know that it's expensive,
and this man doesn't spend a lot of money on anything.
Kyle won't even buy himself new underwear.
So, the fact that he actually went to the store,
picked out this watch,
and put it on his credit card,
as soon as I saw that red bag,
I was like, no ----ing way.
- Oh, my God, that's, like, a big gift
from Mr. Kyle Cooke. - I know.
He did so good.
- Ciara?
Where is this bitch?
- Amanda-panda?
- Oh.
- Donna, say hi to CC. - Hi, Miss Mama.
- Knocked it out of the park.
Oh, my gosh, that was perfect.
- I just need to ----ing chill for a second.
Goddamn it.
- That was crazy.
- No, it-it was going really well for a while.
- Luckily for you, no one reacted.
- No, everyone was just-- everyone was just like--
and Ciara was like-- I'm like, what'd she just say?
I don't know. - (BLEEP).
- There's something going on there.
I just need to-- I just need to ----ing find out
what's going on.
- Bailey's in love with Ben.
- I mean, I think so.
- She has to be.
- Yeah. - I think she gets
really nervous by him.
- Because the comments that she makes,
I'm like, girl.
- That comment today, I was like, oh, no.
- No, it was like--
- But, like, obviously, she's joking, and it's, like,
a lighthearted thing. - I know she's joking.
- But it's not a good way to flirt.
- But it's like-- exactly.
- I tell her this to her face all the time.
I'm like-- - That's not flirting.
[laughing]
- Jokes about it. - No, I think Ben was, like,
a little perturbed by it. - Yeah.
- But, like, why does it upset you so much, though?
- It's the second time.
- ...meets Narnia. - Ben is hitting on you.
[chuckles] - No.
- Yes, you are.
I think that's the problem. Ben loves you.
- That's-that's the issue.
- That's the problem. - I knew it.
- She keeps saying it, so there's obviously
something going on.
And don't talk over the top of me.
I just don't like when people talk over top of me anyway.
- Yeah. - But everyone is saying something
and talk over top of me and saying that
I want to (BLEEP) my mate's missus.
[laughing]
----ing [indistinct].
- I can't believe that's how you talk for serious.
[laughing]
- (BLEEP) it, I can't ----ing deal with you guys.
[laughing]
- Wow.
- I know that I've been treating Amanda differently
to everybody else,
but that's because she's in the friend zone,
and I can be myself.
I can be flirty without thinking
that I'm making any moves or hitting on you, basically.
So, when she said that, it kinda threw me off a bit.
I'm like, oh, sh--, does it look like that?
Is everybody thinking that?
I have to get to the bottom of this now,
so if I'm doing something which everyone is thinking,
I need to stop that today.
All right, I'm just gonna pop upstairs.
I'm gonna go have a chat to Bailey
'cause I need to find out-- - Oh, all right.
- What the, uh, what...
- Oh, man.
♪♪
- He goes, "I can't believe you'd even say that
I was trying to (BLEEP) my mate's missus."
[laughing]
- Oh, that's good.
- Bailey? - Oh, jeez.
- Yeah. - What?
Go ahead, what?
- Um, what's going on?
- In life?
- Oh, I'm just-I'm just trying to figure out
where your head's at 'cause, at dinner,
saying that I wanted to (BLEEP) Amanda.
- I was just joking 'cause you guys tell
that story about how when you met,
you both were naked, skinny dipping,
and then you always joke about how, like,
you would, if you could. I was totally teasing about--
- Never joked about would if I could.
But I just think it-it was rude.
- Okay, I apologize if it's not my joke to make.
- Okay, but is there anything else going on
'cause this is the second time?
So, are you just saying it to--
as a joke? - A joke.
I-I-- you guys joke about it a lot.
I'm not gonna pretend I wasn't hopping on.
- So, did you think that it was appropriate,
when we're all saying something nice about her
for her birthday, to ----ing yell that out and say--
- I-I didn't know--
- "We all know Ben wants to (BLEEP) Amanda,"
at the table?
- I didn't say, "Ben wants to (BLEEP) Amanda."
I didn't say the F-word.
That didn't come out of my mouth.
- Okay, what'd you say? Sleep with her.
"We all know you would sleep with her."
- Yes. - Okay.
- You guys make that joke a lot.
- Okay, no, we don't. About sleeping with each other?
- How would I know about it then?
- No, we were skinny-- we were all skinny dipping.
There's a big difference.
Can you not see the difference between skinny dipping
one time in Italy at a wedding with all our friends--
- The way you guys joke about it--
- And I'm in love with her, slash, I wanna sleep with her?
Are you kidding me?
- The way you guys joke about it is loose.
I didn't make it up. I didn't actually think,
like, oh, my God, they're having an affair,
but, like, he does flirt with her.
Obviously, there's a story of them swimming naked in a pool.
- You've seen Amanda's boobs?
- It's that European water.
- He makes her coffee when she wakes up in the morning.
Where's my goddamn coffee?
She's getting out of the pool.
He's making sure she has a towel.
Her husband could be doing all these things.
Like, she should be being picked up
and spun around by Kyle.
I'm just saying, it's weird.
- I just don't think that you were joking,
and I think there's something else going on there.
I think that's-- I don't know what it is
'cause it's not funny.
Like, I don't think you're trying to be funny.
- I-- no, there's nothing that--
No, no.
If there was, I would say something.
What do you think it is? - Well, you have been saying things.
That's what I'm saying. It was uncomfortable.
- You guys ----ing joke about it all the time.
There's-- - All right, I would just
appreciate it if you just don't do it anymore, Bailey.
That would be great. - I, 100%, I can respect that.
- It's got nothing to do with you.
Don't say that, yeah. - I apologize if I upset you.
Look at me. I'm talking.
Look, I-- - I'm stepping over your stuff.
I want to get out of here.
So, yeah, accept your apology.
- You can't come here and then, like, storm in here
and then be like, "Well, I need to leave."
I'm-I'm trying to answer for it. - You're not making any sense.
I've asked you the same question, and you give me
some bullsh-- answer about, oh, this has been a joke.
This is not a joke. That's not funny.
You don't talk about anyone else like that.
- I mis--
I took an inside joke that you guys had too far.
I'm sorry. - Okay, apology accepted.
See ya out there.
♪♪
[crying]
- Dude, Ben was so mad.
- At Bailey? - Yeah.
- No, that was, like, weird.
- Super weird. - That's, like,
the second time she's said something, too.
- I know.
- Yeah, he was heated.
- At a table full of, like--
just like, so uncomfortable.
- Yeah.
- Oh, Mia done found something out.
Look at her.
- Child.
- Bitch...
- He said, "You were trying to be funny."
He's like, "But I don't really think it was funny."
- And that was it? That's how it ended?
- He stormed off. - He stormed off?
[laughing]
I like Ben. Ben got anger issues.
- He does. - Ben-Ben has anger issues.
- I'm like, Ben... [laughing]
Now, when I'm talkin' to you, don't storm off,
but... I like that you can.
[laughing]
- What's up, mate?
- You solid? - Huh?
- What, did you just tell her off?
- Yeah.
I said it. She apologized.
- She said, "Sorry," so I'm moving on,
but it was just one last little vent,
and that was it.
- Mm-hmm. - So, anyway...
- Hi. - Oh, you're out of your outfit.
You're not coming out.
What happened?
Ben was, like, storming out.
Was he mad about that comment?
- Yeah. - It was so clearly a joke.
I feel like one of the guys could have said that,
and everyone would have laughed.
- If Jesse said it, it would have been fine.
That felt like a disproportionate response.
That was what I kept thinking.
A man has just not yelled at me
since my ex-boyfriend.
He was horrible, and he would break my sh--,
and he was really mean to me,
and, like, it was a purely toxic, abusive relationship.
And Ben wasn't doing anything that I would say
is in any way similar
to the things that I've experienced,
but just the situation of the confrontation
just really puts me into a horrible place.
The fact that I tried to apologize, and he's like,
"I'm confused. There's a bigger thing.
There's a bigger thing."
What's the ----ing bigger thing?
- Yeah, what is the bigger thing?
- Okay, confusion on my part, sorry.
- All right, let's turn up.
- Let's go! - All right.
Hey, house, report to the club!
- Let's go to Club Send.
- Westley, let's do it.
- Kyle, give me somethin' good.
[cheering]
♪♪
- Make out! Make out! [laughing]
♪ Let's sing all night ♪
- I'm gonna go check on her really quick.
- Ciara, I'm coming!
- Wait, I feel like I want to come, too, now, though!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Kyle, we're changing.
- I hated having a guy yell at me.
- Yeah, that was awkward.
- And I'm sorry if my joke
hurt your feelings, too, in any way.
- No. - I-I really was joking,
and I'm-I'm sorry if it was--
if I upset you, also. - It's-- you know--
- I have no problem apologizing
if I say or do something wrong. - I have thick skin.
I don't care. I could just see
how, like, uncomfortable it made Ben.
- Yeah, I don't give a sh-- about Ben, I'm sorry.
- Hey, babes.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Oh, we're gonna go to Murf's,
but I'm assuming some people are staying behind.
- Probably, yeah. - Okay.
- But most are gonna go out, I think.
- I think I'm the only one staying in.
- Okay.
- Oh, you guys, this is the cleanest
I've ever seen this kitchen.
- You can go out. - No, girl, there's no way.
- I'm only-- I'm-- no, I'm just gonna keep rambling.
- Yo, bitches, put it into high gear! Yo!
- Whoever wants to ride with me, feel free.
- Cab's here!
♪ Look at us now ♪
♪ You ain't seen nothin' like this ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- No ----ing way!
- See, now you're stuck here with lame-ass me,
in the quiet. - Bitch, I'm not stuck with you.
♪ Everybody love how we move ♪
♪ Love how we groove here to make a scene ♪
- Oh, (BLEEP) yeah!
♪ Can't be improved never been beat ♪
♪ It's time to level up ♪
♪ Look ♪
[sighs]
- Oh, my God, AC.
- Dumb, dumb, and dumber, come on inside!
- What's up? ♪ What are these food options ♪
♪♪
♪ My aura is colorful yeah my vibe goes off the wall ♪
- That was close.
- This is ----ed.
[laughing]
- Look how beautiful the--
- Okay, here is the thing about West.
When he sits on you, he has a crush.
He did it before we even first started dating
and whatnot. He sat on me.
Fast-forward to now.
It's so West-coded that I'm like, no,
I know exactly what you're thinking.
I'm like, okay, you love me.
That's fine, but, like, why now?
[laughing]
♪♪
- Oh, my God.
[laughing]
- Are you ready?
♪♪
- West and Ciara are getting flirty.
Happy for them.
Jealous?
Not this guy.
♪♪
- I hate to say this, but I'm kind of like...
[screaming]
♪♪
- You want to dance?
- Are you still sweating? - I'm sweating my asshole off.
♪♪
- Whoo!
- Um...
- Buffalo chicky dip, guys.
- Can we bring it into the ----ing--
to the main bedroom or what?
- So good.
[laughing]
- Crush is not the word I would use, but, like,
it's not a crush because we aren't friends
during the day, you know?
- I guess maybe you don't need that for a crush,
but you can fall in love in a club.
There's a song about it.
So, is it an after hours crush, P.M. crush,
a late night crush, sunset crush?
Maybe.
It's not a breakfast crush or a lunch crush.
It's not one of those. Uh-uh.
A better question would be, what does she think
at this point in time?
[laughing]
- All right, you guys, we gotta go to bed
'cause we have a day tomorrow.
- Shut up.
- Wait, are you serious, right now?
- That was very special.
I enjoyed that a lot. I was not expecting that.
- We had a rough start to the summer.
So, we needed this. I needed this.
Like, it's a huge sigh of relief.
I do love her,
and I haven't felt this connected with her
in God knows how long,
and it just makes me extremely happy.
- I'm very happy with it. I love it so much.
I called my mom right away, and she said,
"Oh, Kyle did such a good job."
I said, "I know."
- Oh, my gosh, thank God I got the watch.
- I know. So I was like, "I'm so happy."
[laughing]
- Are you having fun?
- What? - Are you having fun?
- Flirting, having fun, drunken stupors-- great.
In the sober daylight, a conversation where, like,
I have to put my guard down and be so vulnerable--
Not sure. Not sure about that.
- What?
♪♪
- Coming up...
- I don't put myself in situations
where ----ing men that I'm not ----ing dating
are yelling at me. - Uh, yeah.
♪♪
[sighs] ♪ The time is now ♪
♪ Let's go go go ♪
[sighs]
[soft smooch noise]
- Oh, my God, you are sweaty.
- My anxiety. - I know.
- I'm ----ing sleepy.
- Hey. - Oh.
- How do you feel? - Yesterday, I was sad.
Today, I'm angry. - Mm-hmm.
- I kinda wanna pop off on Ben. - I know you kinda should.
- Coming up here with your ----ing weird
curled hair slicked back, staring at me dead in the eyes.
I don't put myself in situations
where ----ing men that I'm not ----ing dating
are yelling at me. - Uh, yeah.
[laughing]
[phone ringing]
- Good morning. - Hi, baby.
- Oh, my baby. - I know.
- (BLEEP), we left the steak out.
That was a mistake. What a mistake!
- Hi. - Hi, baby.
- At least we got mashed potatoes.
- Good morning, pineapple. - Dude, we left the steak out.
I'm so pissed. - Oh, no.
- I'm gonna make bacon and eggs
for everyone, I think. - Nice.
- What a night. - What a night.
Can you believe?
- Give me a piece of that cheese.
- You and Ciara talked for a bit yesterday?
- Yeah. - How was that?
What the (BLEEP) is in this? - It was-- it was fine.
I mean, I'm glad we talked.
- Did you guys set boundaries, or no?
- Yeah, I think we're like let's just stop flirting.
- Yeah.
- That string cheese was very good.
- You're the bro. She's the sis.
You know, wanna make sure everybody is, like,
on the same page.
- KJ, you're a very good guy.
I don't know if people tell you that a lot but...
- Thank you.
- I know that you mean well in everything you do.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm trying to be like you.
- West cornered-- not cornered me in the kitchen,
but West, in the kitchen last night,
was like... [laughing]
He's like, "I, like, wanna talk to you,
but, like, you don't--"
He's like, "I just, like, never know when is, like,
a good time to talk to you."
I looked at him dead in his face.
I go, "I know, I designed it that way."
[laughing]
And he was like, "But I wanna talk to you.
I just--" [laughing]
- Silence. - Just...
♪♪
- So, guys, we're going to the vineyard today.
- Ooh.
- But we need to be ready in 20 minutes.
- I hate that you have such a great outfit.
- All right, bitch, let's go.
- Yes. Huh? - Are we ready?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Amazing outfit.
- Thank you so much, Jesse Solomon.
- Let's go!
- Thank God I got shotty.
- No. - Oh, no?
- No, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna stand up for myself today.
- Okay, wow, interesting.
- Let's go!
- Wow, he's gonna stand up for himself.
- Oh, look at them flirting.
- I'm gonna-- I'm gonna-- I'm gonna-- yeah.
- Well, "I'm gonna," what? You're gonna what?
- I'm gonna do this. - Okay.
- Let's go!
- I got incriminating evidence of a get-together.
- Oh, that's actually a good still.
- Wow.
- Oh, he's resting his head on her shoulder.
- One small step for mankind.
- And one month longer on probation.
[laughing]
♪♪
- What's the difference between a vinery and a win-yard?
[laughing]
- No one can give you an answer.
♪♪
- This is so pretty.
- I'll come down there.
I'm was gonna sit by Levi, but it's okay.
- I can-- I can move. - No, it's okay.
It's okay.
- Do you want me to sit down there,
and you sit here?
- Actually, yes. I changed my mind.
Yes, I do. - Okay.
- Oh. - Oh.
- I don't-- I don't wanna sit down there.
- Okay, I got you. - Thank you. Sorry.
- No, I figured. I got you.
- I didn't realize that, at first.
- You guys, um-- - Wait, Mia.
- I wouldn't wanna sit next to Ben either. Sh--.
- What is this? 2024? [laughing]
- Wait, are they real? - Is it good? Do you like it?
- Are they yummy? - You freak.
- They're sour.
- Hello, and welcome. - Can I go first?
- You can, but it's gonna go into your flute here.
- Oh, oh. - So, enjoy.
If you have any questions, let me know.
- She called you on culture.
- No, I know. I-I heard it, and I saw it.
- You saw it, felt it. - And I felt-- and I felt it.
The worst part is feeling it.
- Cheers to this. - Cheers.
- I love you.
- You wanna take a picture of me?
- Yeah. Duh. - Yeah.
Come on. Let's do it.
- All right, no, work harder.
I got you.
They didn't call me Ansel Adams in high school for nothin'.
- Who the (BLEEP) is that?
- You don't know Ansel Adams?
- No.
- He's an award-winning black and white photographer
that ventured into color in the after part of his career.
- Look at Kyle's stance.
[laughing]
He's gonna literally split his shorts.
- Wait, give me naughty, Ciara.
- We're in a vineyard. What do you mean,
give you naughty? - Give me I flirted with--
Give me I flirted with West last night.
- I-- [laughing]
- Yo. - I literally didn't.
How about he was flirting with me?
- No, it was so cute. No, it--
all right, true.
- Honestly, I am so happy you got that watch.
Like, you ----ing deserve it.
- No, that was more of a gift for him
than it was for me, the fact that everyone, like,
clapped for him and, like, applauded for him.
- Oh, my God, it's so true. - He's like this.
He's like this.
- And now, I can leave him, and I got a watch out of it.
No, I'm kidding. - Yeah.
[laughing]
♪♪
- How was the photo shoot? - Good.
- We gonna play some cornhole? - Let's do it.
- Oh, this is pretty.
- Yeah, this is so cute. - Yeah.
- Okay, you go. - Okay, you ready?
- Yeah.
(BLEEP) you. Ugh!
[laughing]
- Oh! - Damn it.
- You have to do better than that.
Oh, is that two out of two? - Calm down now.
[laughing]
Wait a second. (BLEEP)!
Mother----er. - Competitive?
- Yeah, so ----ing competitive.
- I love it. You know what?
It's been really good getting to know you
the last few weeks. - I know. Yeah, same.
- Yeah. You been having a good time?
- I actually don't hate you.
You actually-- you actually don't get on my nerves.
Like, you were a great addition to the house in terms of,
like, guy energy 'cause you're not so stupid.
- Not so-- borderline stupid, but not, like,
not stupid-stupid. - Yeah, no. You're still stupid,
but, like, you're not the stupidest
that we've ever had. - Yeah.
- And I don't just see you as, like, a hot piece of ass
and everyone that, like, wants to make out with you
in the house either. - Yeah.
- Like, I'm sure that's, like, kind of annoying.
- Yeah. - And I can see when you're,
like, uncomfortable. Like dinner, you were like--
- Yeah, that was-- that was a lot.
- What's going on with you? Are you dating?
Are you looking for a relationship?
Like, where are you at?
- I mean, like, I've been trying to work on myself
for a while now. - Yeah.
- But, like, there was a-- there was a moment, like,
a while ago, like, earlier in the year,
that I was dating someone for a minute.
- Mm-hmm.
- And then she said that she loved me,
and then I, like, froze. - Really?
- I've been working on myself,
and I thought I'd be ready for that.
I've been trying to, like, get to that point to, like--
to be ready for that. - Yeah.
- And then I froze, and I kinda ----ed it up.
I met a girl through a dating app.
We only saw each other for a couple of weeks.
But I think we spent, like,
the first hundred hours together.
I took a photo. I'm like, "Oh, this is unreal."
It was definitely something different
and something special.
And then I think it just went a little too fast.
- I was like, you know, I'm probably go to the Hamptons
for the summer.
Like, I might meet someone or whatever.
- Yeah. - And it's just like
I feel like that was more as a cop out.
- Yeah, you were like-- right.
- I told her, "All right, well, let me get through the summer.
"See what happens."
Which is-- which is sh--, I know, but,
"Let me get through the summer."
And then, you know-- And she's like,
"There's no way.
"I'm not gonna be just waiting for you after the summer.
"Are you kidding me?"
- Do you love her, or you just weren't there yet,
or you're not there yet, or do you think--?
- I think I was caught off guard.
- Yeah.
- ‘Cause for me that was pretty quick.
I don't know. - I really think that, like,
if you had that conversation with her and, like,
were just honest instead of being, like--
and, like, I'm also one of the most guarded people, too.
Like, once I get hurt, I go back into my shell,
and it takes me a minute. - Yeah.
- Even with-with that same person, I'm like--
I, like, don't trust you, and I can't give you
the same version of myself that I once gave.
- Yeah. - Just, like,
out of protection until I'm sure.
- Yeah. - But I think, like,
if you explain that, just being like,
“Look, I thought it was quick.” - Yeah, yeah, I just--
- “It's not that I'm not interested in you.”
But you have to open the door,
and it has to be all on you now.
- Yeah, that's-- no, that's okay.
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- Do you have any regrets?
- Of course. - Do you miss her?
- Yeah.
- All right, guys, let's go home.
- Woo!
- See ya later.
♪♪
- Are we gonna play some pool games?
- Yeah, but we have to be clothed.
- Don't say that if Bailey is around.
[laughing]
- Sorry, we can't go naked this time.
- Yeah.
Chesties? - Yeah, let's go. Ready?
- I'm down. Let's go. - Amanda, let's go win.
- Okay.
Kyle, put your swim trunks on, you pussy!
- He likes himself in those shorts.
- Amanda, let's go. - Okay, ready, friends?
- Three, two, one, chesties, go.
You're good. You're good. You're good.
- Yes! Come on. - (BLEEP), that was perfect.
- Oh, that was good. - Oh, sh--. Oh!
- Oh, (BLEEP), move those cups.
Sorry, West. Oh, yes, go. - Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.
- Okay, guys get off the table.
- Go. Drink, drink, drink.
[cheering]
[laughing]
- Yes!
- Okay, so, KJ... - Mm-hmm.
- You had sex yesterday morning.
- Yes.
- KJ, when is the last time you had sex?
- Yesterday morning.
- With who? - Dara.
- Wait, so, you guys are, like, hot and heavy.
- Yes.
- Are you texting this weekend?
[phone ringing]
- Hi.
- No way, you're laying down, too.
- And now my stomach hurts.
Yeah. - Really?
- Mm-hmm. - Damn.
- I really felt some type of way when, like,
she left last week. - Really?
- Yeah. I'll probably see her, like, tomorrow.
And then Monday, I got Yankees tickets for us.
- Wait. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah, so, I know. - Damn.
- I know. - Do you move fast?
- I don't like if people like each other,
and then they're like, "Oh, we'll see each other
"once a week." - They play games or,
like, yeah. - Or, like, yeah,
like, it's just like, no, if you're free,
we'll make time.
You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
- I'm not surprised that I miss Dara this much already
because we connected very quickly
on a lot of different things, not just like,
"Oh, this person's hot."
It's, like, it's deeper than that.
I don't think it's too fast because
I haven't done that with somebody in a while.
- Dude, what do I do? I don't know.
- What are you talking about?
- I'm just-- I'm going through so many internal battles.
- Just ----ing chill.
Let's go in that ----ing bed over there, that one.
- Benjamin. - Talk to me.
[sighs]
[groans] Are you all right?
- I've just been in the gray area with Ciara
for so long, and it feels good to be, like, friends.
And, like, I just love her so much as a friend,
right now, and-- - Yeah, I think she's one--
she is-- she's OG. - I know.
But, also, when Ciara and I were, like, together,
it was, like, dreamy.
- She's unreal, so I can-- I, like--
- I know. - Like, I know why--
[West sighs] - I know why she's special,
and I think you're special, as well.
And I think that, like, you two together, I--
if I was around for that, I would have thought
it was the greatest thing of all time.
- I know. [Ben sighs]
- I think she's great, too.
- Yeah. - That's why it sucks.
- Yeah, but, like, what happened?
Like, what-- why'd you-- did you just (BLEEP)--
just you totally ----ed it?
- I mean, she wants a good, good, good boyfriend
and someone who loves her and takes care of her.
- Yeah.
- I was not in that place at all.
- Okay. So, her heart was broken.
- I know.
- And she says she really loved you.
- I know.
- Do-do you have any regrets?
- Of course. Of course. - Yeah.
Do you miss her?
- Yeah.
- Does she know that? - She knows,
but I don't know what else to do.
[sighs]
- Take your pants off! [screaming]
- Next time, on "Summer House"...
- How long are we doing this DJ'ing thing for?
I didn't marry a DJ.
- West was, like, touching you.
- He's just been, like, overly flirty with me this weekend.
- You were, like, grabbing Ciara's leg the whole game.
- Stop. (BLEEP)!
- I think West is in love with you.
I do.
♪♪