Oh!
Previously, on "Summer House"...
Jesus, bro, I only got one left.
Who's Ciara driving up with?
Her friend, Mia.
- Nice to meet you. - You, as well.
- I'm West. - Hi.
I like, like everyone.
And I'm like, oh, my gosh, "Hi, I'm Mia."
And Ciara's, like, the kinda, like,
edgy, cool high school girl.
If you fall in love with somebody's eyes,
and you look at them forever-- - Yeah.
That's something that doesn't change.
I said, "Don't look at me like that."
But it's-- he's not flirting with you,
I don't think. - No, I don't think so either.
Do you think you and West get back on, like,
friends-y terms? - Only God will tell.
- No, it's not in God's hands. - Only time--
It's in God's hands. - It's in your hands.
It's good that the weirdness
is, for the most part, gone.
And, yeah, I think it'll get better.
To save my business, I had to put $500,000 in.
That's a lot, man.
I stopped paying myself a salary at Loverboy.
That's one of the reasons why I started DJing.
I wanted him to stop going out and partying,
and he found a career
where he goes out late and parties.
My apartment smells like a frat house,
and it looks like a frat house
'cause she's chaotically living.
I shouldn't say this, but, like,
her weed habit just, like-- - Ruined sex?
- Yeah. - That sucks.
We're here for you, bro.
Here for him? What is going on?
There's nothing more uncomfortable for me--
- I haven't talked-- - Than everyone knowing
about how you feel except for me.
I wanted to apologize for last weekend.
I was in a bit of a spiral. - It this----ing toast
about you? - And first and foremost,
I want to be respect--
All right, I'm gonna go myself.
It'd be great if people would be
a little respectful, at times, Ciara.
Don't do that to Ciara.
- She was laughing at me. - Okay, so was I.
, !
Well, we're off to a hot start.
Yep.
That was about... two minutes.
I was laughing, too, a little bit.
He just doesn't need to address the whole table.
He's said so many worse things
with way less apologies.
He also could've apologized to me.
What the is going on?
I was looking at Ciara.
I'm like, "Bitch, you do this every summer?"
But everyone was acting like it was normal.
The salad is very good, if you didn't get any.
It's scrumptious.
- Oh! - Oh!
People kept eating.
I'm like, why are they eating?
I can't imagine just, like, straight up
laughing at someone as they're trying to address
a group of friends.
Carl, I think this one's you, brother.
I'm gonna go check on 'im.
Honestly, is it?
He literally slammed the door.
Let him pout.
He doesn't wanna make it a thing, but, like,
he-- here he is, making it a thing.
Yo. Don't sweat it.
No, I'm----in' done, dude.
Ciara.
I've stood up for her... - Just stop.
...non-stop over the years.
I can't win. I literally can't win.
I can't even apologize
without----ing being crucified
and being laughed at, and it rubs off on Amanda.
She's given up.
Just, like, for once, could Ciara just, like,
maybe-maybe-maybe be a friend to both of us?
She's never gone to bat for me.
Neither has my wife, by the way.
I'm literally-literally all alone.
He gave a really nice apology
earlier to the boys, I thought.
Yeah.
I wanna apologize to you guys.
I got too drunk and said things that I regret,
and I love you guys.
This is a great group of guys. Like--
Should we group hug?
- Hey, get in here, Kyle. - All right, bring it all in.
- Get in here, man. - Listen, I love you guys.
- Love you, brother. - Thank you, guys.
Where the is my nice apology?
Right. Like, what the ?
I just-- I wanted to get it out
at the top of the dinner,
so we can have fun as a house.
We-- I think we can still accomplish that.
I know you're upset. I get it.
I saw the-the smiling and laughing,
and I thought it was weird, too.
But I think there's a way to, like...
I don't know, not give a about that.
Now, we know why we put these chairs out here.
It's for me.
Okay, hang in there.
Now would be a perfect time
for me to bring in my fake friends.
- Hey, Carl. - Hey, Ciara.
How pissed is he at me?
He feels like you're, like, totally, like,
you, Kyle, energy,
and he doesn't really know exactly, like,
where that's coming from a little bit.
Uh, it's not that bad. He's fine.
I just think he's incredibly sensitive,
at the moment, but-- - He's fi-- He's okay.
No, I know. I think, in-in other, like--
West has seen worse.
Oh, my God.
It's hard for me to go back
to normal conversation, right now.
I'm not gonna lie. - Let's try.
Levi, who do you think is the hottest guy in this house?
- Oh! - Ooh, good question.
Ben, definitely Ben.
- Ben! - Yeah, it's easy.
Ben, you stud.
Ben's a stud.
Guys, Ben is the only right answer.
Love you all.
All right, let's clean up.
Mia and Ciara, thank you guys so much for dinner.
And, Amanda, thank you for the entertainment.
You're so welcome for the dramatics.
- You guys wanna pre-game? - Yeah.
♪ Climb to the top ♪ Run, run!
♪ Nobody can stop me stop me ♪
Tough crowd.
- You good? - Yeah, I'm fine.
This is where the haters hang out.
♪ Gotta say yes to what's in front of you ♪
Oh, air conditioning, bro.
Wait, what are these?
Wait, cool pic.
This way, our club always has people in it.
Wow.
Are those my sunglasses?
- I----ing knew that I-- - Take my sunglasses off
your sweaty - in' forehead.
All right, I'm gonna need you guys to move your bodies.
Ow, !
Oh, watch the crown molding.
Do you need help?
No, maybe this one.
No, no, you-- no, not in that dress.
You're good. I got it.
Somebody better.
Maybe even one of the four of us.
All four.
Yeah, okay.
Even if I was married, I'd be like,
you have to understand.
- Yeah, I'm with you, bro. - Cool.
I was thinking that the nights are, like,
going really good,
and then Ciara will just sneak one in
that really----ing hurts my feelings.
I never even know if we're friends,
if we're flirting, or if she hates my guts.
Take my sunglasses off your sweaty----in' forehead.
She could be joking, and I could, like,
just be being a wiener,
or she could mean it, but, like, I'll never know
'cause we don't talk about anything.
So, I kind of just have to, like, feel the vibe out,
and I-I'll never know.
- You're still on probation. - Whatever.
- I'm gonna call a car. - Common Ground?
Yeah.
Am I supposed to say thank you?
Yeah, 'cause now I have a tummy ache.
To the left more, and now go towards me,
and, like, go up and down.
No, like-- like, sideways-sideways,
like, this way.
- Are you going out? - Probably.
- Love it. - And you know?
- I'll be there. - See where the wind may take us.
Thanks, again, for dinner.
Yeah, I appreciate all your cooking,
and support, and-- - Hey, thank you
for being so sweet.
Is Ciara going out?
I don't think so. I'm just going to bed.
All by yourself?
What? Yeah, I always--
I go to bed by myself every night.
Obviously, I'm sorry. I-I don't--
I don't mean to speak about us. - For what?
I'm sorry for getting drunk.
I'm sorry for talking about our sex life.
I'm sorry for talking about
the cleanliness of our apartment.
And I'm sorry for talking about you behind your back.
Thank you. All of the sudden--
I tried to talk to you multiple times this week.
No, you didn't. You're such a liar.
All right, be good. I'll see you tomorrow.
- Goodnight. - All right, bye.
See you tomorrow. - Bye.
Okay, one Uber's here. One has arrived.
You didn't try to talk to me at all.
What you do, is you complain, and you pout.
- So, you're not walled off? - No.
You're not high, tired, and every excuse
under the sun-- - Kyle, I don't smoke...
...as to why you don't talk to your husband.
...until the dogs go out for their last walk at night,
after 10 p.m.
You have all day to talk to me.
Do not blame me getting high after 10:30 p.m.
Adults work during the day.
They're tired. - Ten PM!
The earliest I get high-- - Amanda, I-- see what--
I'm just trying to apologize to you,
and ya----in' make it into a fight.
Kyle! Kyle!
Coming up...
You know what I think could be actually good for you?
Try dating someone, like, completely opposite
of what you think your type is,
someone who is, like, a little bit more fiery.
♪ Talk to me Stop I can't get enough ♪
♪ Say my name say my name say my name ♪
We had a 40th birthday party for a regular.
Nice.
Scott is my boyfriend.
We met through mutual friends.
He owns a restaurant in New York,
and L.A., and now in Miami,
and he is the hardest working man that I know,
and I love that about him,
but it also drives me insane.
Don't get him in trouble.
Don't make me call home and get into a fight with him.
Don't strike a chord, right now, okay?
Scott travels all the time for work.
When I tell you I saw him half of the year last year,
I say that with no exaggeration.
Yeah?
- Thank you, sir. - Thank you.
Yeah.
I'll see you in the morning.
I don't know.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
I hate that these are the thoughts even circulating
in her head because they're not true.
If I could shake Amanda
and get her to, like, step outside of her body
and look at herself from my point of view
and everyone else's point of view...
like, I feel like we could find her, like,
a new husband in a year.
I'm gonna jump-- I'm gonna jump in the pool.
Whoa!
Everyone is due for a jumpski-dumpski. Let's go!
Everybody!
Come on, let's go.
Let's go!
Oh, my God.
I'll see you guys at coffee in the morning.
Yep!
Well...
♪ I always sleep all day ♪
♪ And stay awake at night ♪
and a glass of wine ♪
♪ You know that you're a queen ♪
Okay.
What? - Okay.
Well, I-I assume you're coming back. No?
What-what are your thoughts on last night's dinner?
Dude, this is clearly, like, complicated,
and, like, this is me last night.
What? What? Ahh, ahh.
I don't feel like it's all that confusing.
I was in a relationship
where I was always screaming in the front yard,
and I was-- we were always storming away from meals.
So, I've been there, but I feel like they're both,
like, it's like a big " you" every time,
and I'm just like,
well, this isn't productive at all.
I do see myself in Amanda,
so it's very challenging to watch.
I can't deal with that, again,
like, that kind of, like, passion, again.
I need sweet in a relationship.
Ben could be that person.
Could be. Maybe.
Possibly.
You want a coffee?
You don't need to get so aggressive with those.
- Whew. Good morning. - Good morning.
My cardboard cutout kind of freaks me out a little bit.
They all freak me out.
Like, I did a double take when it was Lindsay.
I was like, "is that her?" I thought she was there.
I kinda wanna go put one outside of, like,
West's door.
Imagine waking up to this.
I mean, that's actually a nice, little, handsome wakeup.
You wanna help me pick out my outfit for today?
- Yeah. - Okay, I have this blue number,
and then this is, like, a coverup,
or there's, like, this skirt, this top.
That little top's gonna cover those boobs?
Don't be worried about that. I got it under control.
Yeah, I'm partial towards the bright colors,
but I also like the size of the top with being so small
and a potential nip slip. - Think about--
Think about this without your dick involved.
Do you know how to do that? - Okay, then blue and yellow.
- I need a coffee. - I could use a match myself.
I almost peed.
Should we?
Finally! Give it a kiss.
Oh, I'm sleeping with this tonight.
Levi, you're out.
Did you meet anyone at Common Ground?
I met up with a girl that I have been talking to,
but I just don't know if it's--
like, I need more there. - You need a spark.
I need a spark.
What do you think your type is?
Historically, I've dated, like, nice, normal girlies.
I'm open to a relationship.
I'm, like, trying hard not to, like, look for it.
Yeah.
But I've been single for a while.
- How long? - Um...
Like, a year, please, come on.
Oh, no, dude, I dated Lexi for eight weeks.
Like, that wasn't a real relationship.
You look so pretty. - You're so tall.
- Yeah. What's your name? - Lexi.
Are you gonna drop the L-bomb before the end of the weekend?
Like, she seems like an amazing person.
Like, I love her. - What the ?
Okay, I was just makin' sure you knew.
No, my last real girlfriend was in, like, 2019.
Okay, that's-- it's been a while.
You know what I think could be actually good for you?
Try dating someone, like, completely opposite of, like,
what you think your type is, someone who is, like,
a little bit more fiery, someone who is, like, one,
gonna talk back and, like, have a----ing opinion,
a very strong opinion. - Yeah, opinions are good.
Jesse's going to do what he thinks he can get away with.
So, he needs someone that won't let him
get away with anything.
Could I be naming some characteristics of myself?
Yes, but he likes that, like,
I don't let him get away with anything.
He likes a girl telling him what to do.
So, find a girl that's kind of like that,
not that everyone should be like me but...
Coming up...
- My friend-- - Me not going out with you
shouldn't change your faithfulness to me
and how intoxicated you get when you go out.
All right, you know what-- you know what I think?
You're driving me to the drink.
Guess what. I'm done.
Should we, uh, make some sandwiches
for the beach, perhaps?
We need to pack coolers, towels, chairs.
♪ I'm gonna keep back when you fake like that ♪
Gotta have speakers.
What are you doing, you freak?
He's getting jacked for the beach, obviously.
A little too late for that.
Just don't question my process.
♪ Oh oh oh oh we just can't get enough ♪
- Go, KJ. Go, KJ. Go, KJ! - We're gettin' 'em. .
One KJ beats two Carl and Bens.
Do we have some sunscreen by any chance?
- I do. - Do you mind doing my back?
- Of course. - Oh, okay.
Look at these divas in their matching suits.
Cuties. - They are so cute.
No problem.
- Yes, Carl! - Oh, wow.
yeah. It was electric.
I don't like how much fun the boys are having.
They're getting along too much.
What drama can we start between the boys?
They'll never fight each other.
I know. It's so ridiculous.
Like, we've already got our exercise.
- Yeah, I know. - Yes!
I'm gonna go pound a Celsius.
Did we lose 'em already?
Damn, I'm trying to run another night like last night.
- Oh, no. - You said, " no."
Are you staying in tonight? - I'm not gonna stay in,
but my goal is to be home by midnight.
Support.
I wanna be one of the lads this summer.
One of the boys.
They don't catch feelings.
West and Jesse will be out at the club.
Like, ten girls around 'em, just chilling.
Like, I wish I could just be like that.
I know, traditionally, it's not usual for a guy my age
to think that being single is a challenge,
but, for me, it is.
Shout out to all the loverboys.
He's got your number, boy.
You know, I gotta, like, take full advantage of summer.
Dude, I'm running it back.
I brought you this.
I feel like this is reminiscent
of our relationship.
Me feeding you stuff?
How are you feelin'? You good?
Uh, the only reason I wanted to address everyone
is because it can affect the whole house.
- Right, right. - And I felt, like,
a little bit of, like,
it was the elephant in the room.
It's, like, almost overcorrection.
And then, like, because you're overcorrecting,
then, like, Ciara laughing made you----ing crash out.
Right.
I think that you think, by making it a grand gesture,
that you're, like, making a-a-a public apology
and that that's, like, a bigger gesture for Amanda.
But I think she would rather it just be y-you two,
and then it's not a thing, and it's not public
and, like, a big----ing sh--storm.
♪ I wanna get down with you ♪
♪ Hold it up don't stop I feel the groove ♪
♪ Yeah it's a move ♪
All right, Kyle and Carl, let's do it.
I didn't-- I didn't go horizontal enough.
Gonna have to workshop that one a little bit.
I wanna take a nap.
This hat smells like sweat.
Amanda, is there any way I can take you
to my favorite place? I call it the apology dune.
I don't really wanna rehash this,
but I do wanna move forward.
Okay.
I'm sorry that, like,
we're even having to have this conversation.
I just wanna start by apologizing.
It's right over here.
This is where I usually confess my feelings.
Okay.
I know I tried last night.
I know it came out as, like, some type of justification
or excuse.
But I really do think we need to, like,
work on our communication.
And I've asked you questions,
and I try to check in on you.
But I want to feel like we are on the same page.
I wanna feel that way, too,
but I'm not gonna do things for you
when you're not doing things for me.
Like, I need you to get your drinking under control,
and you're fully aware of that.
I only drink when I'm social, and then it's like--
But that's a problem for me. I don't wanna baby-sit you.
I don't want people to feel like they have to keep an eye on you.
- Well, let's-- - I need to know that, like,
my husband's responsible enough to go out on his own
and come back.
I went out last night.
I was the least - ed up person there.
But the weekend before, you weren't.
Yeah, 'cause I was in a horrible place.
What don't you understand?
I-I told you, going into the summer,
if we can't literally physically get our sh-- together,
I'm going to have a mental breakdown.
What did I do? I had a mental breakdown.
Oh, that's an excuse.
So, everything I've put up with in the off-season, too...
What do you put up with, Amanda?
Running around trying-- - Your drinking, and the rumors,
and the coming home late. - Oh, my God.
Don't, "Oh, my God," me.
I only wanna talk if we can make progress.
So, we can make progress--
But you don't like hearing what my issue is.
You shut down every time I tell you that my issue is
with you drinking, and you put a wall up.
Dude, you-- 'cause you're so laser-focused,
and you're using-- you're using--
Because that's where my anger stems from,
and you get upset when I tell you.
Amanda, the second we got engaged,
you starting say "no" to everything.
My friend-- - Me not going out with you
shouldn't change your faithfulness to me
and how intoxicated you get when you go out.
All right. You know what-- you know what I think
we actually have an issue with?
Compatibility, chemistry, intimacy, uh--
I don't know-- common interests--
what about that sh--?
Oh, it's about my drinking.
What about the days, weeks, months
where you don't ask me a single question?
I don't know who I married anymore.
It's about my drinking.
If that's what you think you're coming here
to talk about, you're driving me to the drink.
Guess what. I'm done.
I hate to see them like this.
Hey, maybe get some curiosity, drive,
intention, personality.
Kyle!
ing make it about drinking.
Give me a----ing break.
This is how it always ends.
"Oh, it's my problem? Oh, everything's my fault?"
Apology Beach, and I didn't get one "I'm sorry."
ing make it about drinking.
Give me a----ing break.
Apology beach, and I didn't get one "I'm sorry."
You didn't say, "I'm sorry," once.
Dude, what are you trying to do?
Be honest.
And if I'm gonna sit here
and get labeled a----ing alcoholic
on national television
because somehow, some way, that's all of our problems,
I'll just not go out, not DJ.
What else do you want me to quit?
Looks like Kyle's having another tough time, again.
Oof... it's a lot.
I've done this for years.
Like, this conversation has happened
almost every single summer. - Yeah.
Like, it's the same sh--, different day.
It's like, why am I gonna do the little things you ask for
when you can't do anything that I ask you to do?
Like, why am I gonna show you respect
when I don't get it in return?
Ciara, she might be crying.
I mean, like, she's talking to Trish.
I-- there's nothing I can do, right now.
Wait, look at this guy. He's so cute.
Where? A cute boy?
No, I was talking about the bird.
I'm sorry.
We've gotten this far.
I'm, like, not trying to throw it down the drain here.
I love you, and, yeah, all this makes me insanely sad
and depressed. - Same.
Same. - I feel like--
- Every----in' day. - But, Amanda, do you--
do you know the-- do you know-- - I hurt every----ing day.
I just don't get why, after all of these years,
I keep asking you for the same thing,
and you keep not doing what I'm asking you for
and then being like,
"I don't know what you need from me, Amanda."
I feel like I'm going crazy.
You met me. You know I'm a social person.
So, like, the second we get engaged,
the second we get married, we're just cutting ties.
But I didn't think social person meant cheating.
If you up again--
I'm not gonna up again.
I was completely blacked out drunk.
Didn't remember her name.
Don't even remember what she looks like.
I don't ever wanna put you through
what I put you through. I love you.
The--
Every time you go out,
I get DMs telling me that you were up to
something suspicious,
and I don't even bring them all up to you anymore
because it's- it's just constant.
I don't know.
I'd like to think not, but he has in the past,
and I know that there have been plenty of rumors about it.
So, who knows?
Only Kyle.
I don't just wake up mad at you. - Well, I mean--
Sure, it feels that way 'cause I don't always tell you
about the messages that I receive.
Look, I'm-I'm sorry for making our business
everyone's business, and I'm sorry you have--
I haven't been able to give you the trust that you need
to be present in this relationship.
I'm trying my best, and, yeah, I love you.
- I love you, too. - Okay.
But, like, something has gotta change, Kyle.
I'm tired of having the same conversation
every summer.
- Yeah. - Aren't you?
Yeah, I just feel very lost.
I'm gonna go get some food.
Okay.
Oh!
Watch out for the sand.
That was some bullsh--.
- We're back. - I'm cold.
Want me to warm you up?
- Can we go home? - Grab some sh--.
They're so good.
I'm leaving.
Oy!
- Is it heavy? - No.
Is it?
Whatever.
Is the door open?
Yeah.
I'm gonna shower.
Guys, we gotta grab some stuff out of the trunk.
I have such a wedgie.
Can we get stuff out of the back?
Should we? What's in there? Chips?
Just chips and snacks.
I need to shower, and I'm thirsty.
- What are you - ers doing?
You're so weird.
All right, bye.
They're just standing by the car.
Are they vampires and need to be invited in?
- These cutouts... - I love them.
Mine's about to show her vagina, but it's okay.
Hey, guys, we're gonna order some sushi.
Who's going out, and who's staying here?
- I'm goin' out. - I'm gonna go out.
- Whoa. - You look ready to go.
If there is a dinner to be had,
I will be in attendance.
This is my favorite time of year.
I love the summer,
and Kyle and I need some space.
I don't want to fight with my husband
in front of everyone.
I also don't want to ruin the whole weekend
because this is, you know, his time to decompress
and also mine.
It's bigger than your average.
It is, it's huge.
I keep doing that.
Dinner crew, ready to rock.
West made dirty martinis.
Do you think I could sip a martini if I run fast?
No, we're gonna get drinks there.
Whoa! Whoa!
Ciara.
Get out of our party. What--
You guys are goin' out.
What are you guys doing here?
All right, we're outie.
- Meet us out. - Where's Ciara?
Shotgun!
You're the last one, and you called shottie!?
We gotta take Mia out for a little bit.
- Yes, we have to. - It's my initiation.
You guys made me cook yesterday.
How long until the food gets here?
We have 30 minutes.
- All right, let's go. - Okay, so, I need to get ready.
- Break. - Okay.
It's me and you since we already got ready.
I'm sitting on the couch.
I'll sit on the couch with you.
It's, like, the perfect weather, right now.
I hate being cold.
I love extreme heat.
I will definitely move back to Arizona
at some point in my life.
Like, if I were to have kids,
I think that'd be the first place I would go.
Wow, small world.
My mom, she's in Chandler, now.
I love Chandler.
I didn't know your mom lived there.
That's crazy. - Tucson, yeah.
And your dad is in Kansas City?
No, he's in AZ.
And, they never got married.
My dad is just-- he's a player.
- He played for the-- - He played for the Pirates,
but he's, like-- - Pirates?
- Yeah. - Okay.
But he's just a player, like--
And I know you're-- I know that you're saying
the double entendre. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I was trying to remember what team he played for.
Yeah, like, my mom just, like, wasn't gonna,
like, deal with that sh--.
I don't know, I haven't talked to him in, like,
probably, like, five to six years.
Yeah. - That's a really long time.
I mean, it's kinda just like a pattern with him.
I always thought that, like,
I didn't have a dad.
I remember being, like, in kindergarten specifically,
and people being like, "Oh, where is your dad?"
And I'm like, "Oh, my mom said
I don't have a dad, and God's my dad."
Like...
and they're like, "That's not possible."
And then I remember, one day, like,
this man just, like, pulling up to my house
with all these gifts
and, like, this big Hummer H1.
And I was like, "Who is like?"
And my mom's like, "This is your dad."
Does he reach out ever, or he is, like--
- No, no, no. - No.
I've texted him, and then he just,
like, won't even respond.
It's, like, it's low-key----ed up,
but yeah. - That is extremely----ed up.
I'm gonna move closer.
I was around
just all women, like, growing up.
- Mm-hmm. - And so, that's all I knew
was, like, you-you communicate how you feel.
- Mm-hmm. - It's like a good thing,
but it's also, like, it's been a fault for me
in relationships-- - Mm-hmm.
Where, like, girls aren't used to that,
and then they're just like--
Yep.
That's why I'm just in a place of just,
like, being single, figurin' out myself.
Like, I'm reprogramming where it's like,
all right, like, where's the balance?
Yeah. - I'm someone who wears
my heart on my sleeve, too,
and it's so hard to, like, gauge
who can handle it and who can't.
But I feel like there will be a woman
who is tired of the same guy
who can't----ing communicate how he feels,
and then you're gonna be like,
"Ahhh." - Mmm.
And they're gonna be like, "He is so good
at communicating his feelings.
It's amazing." - Mm-hmm, that's true.
It really will.
Time will tell.
Coming up...
Last summer, Ciara really, really
was unhappy with me, and I was afraid to--
like, I didn't wanna come off--
Do you wanna make out with her, again?
Well, um...
It's a yes or no question.
- This is, like, our first... - Dinner out.
...Hampton dinner out.
I'm not yawning. You're yawning.
Bailey has to listen to, like, a podcast
to sleep sometimes. - What does she listen to?
She's listening to, like, Buddhist podcast.
- Wait, who is this? - Bailey.
- Is she Buddhist? - Yes.
Huh.
I dated a Buddhist guy once.
- And? - How was it?
He didn't have a couch, so I dumped him.
I would like to find a Christian husband.
- What? - Or, like, a spiritual--
Aww, Jesse.
Or, like, someone who is, like, is--
I believe in God.
- Right, yeah. - I feel the same way.
I don't need to marry a Jewish girl.
We're ready.
- Wow, yes! - Wow!
That was the----ing response
I wanted. - Come on!
Thank you.
You look beautiful. That's your color.
I appreciate you guys.
- Scott's a lucky man. - And you've got a rockin' bod.
Give me more. Give me more.
I appreciate you guys. - Your ass--
I was looking at it at the beach.
It's homegrown, baby.
Okay, before we go out, I have an idea.
- Okay. - Let's play a game.
- Oh, God. - Okay, we have two minutes
to ask any questions we want of each other.
, it's scary, but I'm in.
All right, ready? I'm gonna--
I'm gonna start this off.
Three, two, one, go.
Is Scott the one?
- Yeah, he is. - Aww.
- Sh--. - Will we get to meet Scott?
He's opening a restaurant in Miami,
so he's, like, back and forth. - He's a busy guy right now.
But I hope so.
I think you guys would really like him.
Does he think you're the one?
Yeah, he loves me.
Did Ciara tell you I was a dick before you got here?
I mean, yeah.
Oh. Sick.
Okay, West, you're next.
Three, two, one, go.
What are your intentions for this summer?
Um, last summer, Ciara really, really
was unhappy with me, and I was afraid to--
like, I didn't wanna come off--
Do you want to make out with her, again?
Well, um...
It's a yes or no question.
Goddamn it.
Um, sure, yeah. Okay, I'll say yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But, do I think that that's gonna happen?
No, absolutely not.
All right, now.
Thank God.
West, you're saved by the bell, sweetheart.
That's the-- that's the name of the game.
Kyle, you're up. Ready?
Three, two, one.
What's the thing that terrifies you the most?
Big-biggest fear would be
not starting a family before my parents,
like, passed. - Good answer.
Kyle, what did you and Amanda talk about in the sand?
Yeah, what was the fight about?
I-I tried to apologize. I think it just--
like, we-we have all these issues,
and she reduced it down to, like, drinking,
and I was, like, I kinda felt paralyzed.
This smells so good.
Did you and Kyle squash on the beach today?
I mean, no.
I think he's struggling with more than, like, just us.
- Yeah. - I think he's dealing with,
like, some personal things, too, work related,
whether he wants to, like, admit it or not.
What's your next question? - Uh, I hate to see
you guys like this.
So, I really hope that we can get to a better place.
I mean, I hope so, too.
Last summer,
I thought we were making so much progress.
And then it feels like, once the summer ends,
once there's not cameras around,
once there's not evidence or, like, proof...
he's back to his same old sh--,
like, once he's not being held accountable.
I'm like, why can't you just stay consistent?
What do you think you need to do
to make Amanda completely happy?
Uh, I think, honestly, change,
and I-I struggle with that
'cause I am who I am.
Could you see yourself sacrificing some DJ time
to spend more time at home?
I've-- keep in mind, I've only been DJing for a year.
- Yeah. - And we've had issues for--
- Answer the question. - Yeah, can--
Will you sacrifice time for her?
Um, no, I mean, I'll-I'll--
Like, if it means DJing less--
Oh, my God, saved-saved--
Saved by the bell.
We needed to do five minutes.
We were gettin' somewhere.
Guys, let's rally.
Big club sesh-- come hither.
♪ What you know about that ♪
Oh!
♪ I need something in my cashflow guzzling ♪
♪ And I ain't stumbling ♪
♪ What you know about that ♪
Do you have your phone?
Shotgun, bitches.
Amanda out in the wild!
Has anyone seen Kyle anywhere?
Oh, no!
Arr-naur.
I love you all.
Love you, too, Amanda.
- So much. - Sleep tight.
Guys, I'm so hungry.
Are you guys making out?
- Shh, we-- - Ciara?
That was not Ciara.
That was not Ciara!
Ciara?
We're sorry. ... Look!
- Ciara? - Ciara, stop.
What's my name? Did you call me Sara?
- I said, "Ciara." - I thought you said Sara.
♪ What I want is what I get ♪ - Whoa!
♪ Live my life with no regrets ♪
♪ When I start there is no end ♪
♪ Watch me ♪
♪ What I want is what I get ♪
♪ Live my life with no regrets ♪
♪ I didn't come to play no games babe ♪
♪ Make my rules up pave my own lanes ♪
♪ I bet you hate to see me coming ♪
Listen, West, he is on probation,
and I am the strictest probation officer
there ever was,
but... when the sun goes down,
like, I'm allowed to clock out for a second.
No, it takes more brainpower for me
to not be flirty than it does to,
so I-I don't know.
Go to bed, all of y'all.
Go to bed.
Goodnight.
Go to bed. Go to your room.
- Question, um--
No, go to your room.
I'm sure.
What?
- Hi. - Hi.
I miss you.
I hope I can sleep.
Yeah, the drinking probably doesn't help your anxiety.
I didn't drink that much.
Kyle, he's my best friend.
I mean, I'm, unfortunately, like, in love with him,
and I have always been.
Everyone loves him.
He walks into a room, and he lights it up,
and, like, that's how I feel with him, too,
but, yeah, sometimes...
it's not enough.
What is it gonna take for you to realize
that bigger changes need to be made?
Me threatening to leave you?
Like, I don't know.
Next time, on "Summer House"...
We're gonna do an Australian theme singles bash
to get Ben ass. - What?
I'm a former publicist, current MILF.
That's what I do. - Love it.
Imagine this, like, our engagement photos.
I did just write a song about being in love
with your best friend.
Is that cringe? - Yes.
You don't care if I make out with Ciara, do you?
Is that in the works?
Most people in my position
would call you a dickhead for asking.