1 00:00:06,242 --> 00:00:08,470 But Mom, you promised! 2 00:00:08,664 --> 00:00:11,662 I know I did Charlie, but I'm sorry, I've gotta go to work. 3 00:00:31,668 --> 00:00:34,108 I'll have grandpa tell you a bedtime story, okay? 4 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:35,935 Okay. 5 00:00:36,474 --> 00:00:39,569 Come on, grandpa is good at telling stories. 6 00:00:40,003 --> 00:00:41,169 You brush them toofs? 7 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:42,250 Yes mama. 8 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:43,736 Wash them pits? 9 00:00:43,952 --> 00:00:44,963 Yes mama. 10 00:00:45,116 --> 00:00:46,516 Trim that beard? 11 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:48,443 Get out of here with that! 12 00:00:49,888 --> 00:00:53,988 Now you be a good boy for grandpa, go to sleep and I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 13 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,208 After my bed time story. 14 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:57,962 Yes, after your story. 15 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:00,973 Love you. 16 00:01:00,998 --> 00:01:01,699 Love you. 17 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:14,923 What the fuck was that for? 18 00:01:15,009 --> 00:01:19,310 Because I need you to listen for a minute dad, I got called in, I need you to watch Charlie. 19 00:01:21,187 --> 00:01:27,841 Listen, he's already in bed, he brushed his teeth, but I promised him a bed time story, so I need you to do that for me. 20 00:01:27,948 --> 00:01:30,688 A bed time story, are you fucking kidding me? 21 00:01:30,713 --> 00:01:32,856 No, I'm not, a bed time story. 22 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:35,006 You're raising that kid to be a pussy you know? 23 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,687 What do you want me to do next, make him a ba ba, powder his ass, 24 00:01:38,747 --> 00:01:40,574 say goo goo ga ga and all that shit? 25 00:01:43,252 --> 00:01:44,718 The kid needs a fucking job! 26 00:01:45,102 --> 00:01:48,425 Listen dad, don't do it for me, do it for Charlie. 27 00:01:48,579 --> 00:01:53,040 You're old, impart some wisdom on him, tell him what it was like when Moses was around, 28 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,533 I don't care just get it done, please. 29 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:58,420 Thank you. 30 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:09,904 Look dad, can you just not fuck this up, okay? I'm serious. 31 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:33,260 Okay kiddo, mom say's I gotta tell you a bed time story, are you ready for this shit? 32 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,527 Yeah grandpa, tell me a good one. 33 00:02:43,186 --> 00:02:48,119 Well I can tell you there ain't nothing good in this pile. Nothing but a bunch of pussified horse shit. 34 00:02:50,488 --> 00:02:53,415 How about I tell you an adult fairy tale. 35 00:02:54,004 --> 00:02:55,715 An adult fairy tale? 36 00:02:56,076 --> 00:03:00,503 Well yeah. I mean if you think that's something you're up for. 37 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:04,710 You don't want me to read you one of those pussy little baby stories do ya? 38 00:03:05,086 --> 00:03:05,779 No. 39 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:11,412 Well okay then. This story starts with a guy named Charlie. 40 00:03:11,766 --> 00:03:13,200 Hey that's my name. 41 00:03:13,506 --> 00:03:14,846 Yep, mine too. 42 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:16,913 No, your name's grandpa. 43 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:20,686 Well I'm grandpa to you, to other folks I'm Charlie. 44 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:25,547 And this Charlie, he was about to have the most amazing night of his life. 45 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:32,957 A night kind of like this one. But this story starts in outer space. 46 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:49,522 Computer! 47 00:05:50,398 --> 00:05:53,255 Oh hey babes, sorry about the rude awakening. 48 00:05:53,505 --> 00:05:58,629 But it seems our force field has been compromised, and we've got a baddy right on our tail. 49 00:05:58,654 --> 00:06:01,657 I'm going to go ahead and suggest we take evasive action. 50 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:06,291 Monitors up. Come on Space Babes, let's see what we're up against this time. 51 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:14,976 All right! Dinner time! Three BLT's! Butts, legs, and titties! 52 00:06:15,552 --> 00:06:16,991 It's another scrote! 53 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:19,036 Well that really puts a wrinkle in our plans. 54 00:06:19,061 --> 00:06:21,936 Gloss up babes, it's time to play ball. 55 00:06:39,264 --> 00:06:44,231 Prepare for death Space Babes, there is no chance to escape! 56 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,891 A space Babe is always prepared. But death isn't on the agenda today yam bag. At least, not for us. 57 00:06:51,636 --> 00:06:56,143 Hey Babes I don't want to sound testy, but I think we might be dealing with a bigger load than we can handle this time. 58 00:06:56,356 --> 00:06:59,809 We got a second scrote about to join the party, and he's coming in hard and fast! 59 00:07:00,429 --> 00:07:02,489 They always do seem to come in pairs. 60 00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:08,686 Weapon's on standby. 61 00:07:10,772 --> 00:07:12,019 Armed and ready! 62 00:07:12,153 --> 00:07:13,495 Fire! 63 00:07:16,668 --> 00:07:17,333 Ragyna! 64 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:17,881 On it! 65 00:07:20,645 --> 00:07:22,785 Computer, can you stabalize? 66 00:07:22,938 --> 00:07:26,772 No Babes, they've got us pretty good. Frankly, I'm all out of ideas. 67 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:28,705 Typical. Here goes nothing. 68 00:07:34,569 --> 00:07:36,549 Engage stalking mode! 69 00:07:40,881 --> 00:07:42,047 They're right on our tail! 70 00:07:42,215 --> 00:07:43,801 Hope they enjoy the view. 71 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:50,093 Weapon's on standby. 72 00:07:50,498 --> 00:07:51,673 Fire! 73 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:58,014 Computer, status update! 74 00:07:58,062 --> 00:08:03,181 Energy levels are depleted and their weapons are recharging. It's been nice knowing you Space Babes. 75 00:08:03,474 --> 00:08:05,007 It's now or never Babes. 76 00:08:07,426 --> 00:08:14,339 Hold onto your hooters Babes. Things might get a little silly. 77 00:08:24,595 --> 00:08:29,995 Weapons recharging. Fire in three! 78 00:08:30,237 --> 00:08:31,209 Two! 79 00:08:40,048 --> 00:08:45,154 Spaaaaace Baaaaaaaabes! 80 00:08:56,362 --> 00:09:03,189 The male of our species never did amount to much. The start of their existence is shrouded in mystery. 81 00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:09,717 But it is important to our future, to understand the way they were, and the way they were finally disposed of. 82 00:09:14,281 --> 00:09:23,108 For as long as time has been recorded, they have been regarded at unsavory, unruly, and uncivilized. 83 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:28,304 This was due to what was later dubbed, the greates mistake of our maker. 84 00:09:29,894 --> 00:09:34,080 They had the numbers, but we had the brains. 85 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:38,474 The more their agenda became clear, the easier it became to manipulate them. 86 00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:44,138 It wasn't until the year 3,000 that their true desires were firmly exploited, 87 00:09:44,315 --> 00:09:48,751 and their reign of terror was put to an end by a group of brave babes. 88 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:53,438 These babes lured them into a large craft with the promise of a free trip. 89 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:59,807 To a newly discovered planet filled with sandwiches, as far as the eye could see. 90 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:05,607 But unfortunately, due to a mathmatical error- 91 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,834 They didn't make it. 92 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:16,173 But perhaps even more unfortunate, some did survive. 93 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,411 Now having gone many years without a sandwich. 94 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:23,978 And more importantly, without the influence of babes, 95 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:28,872 the fiew remaining survivors raidly devolved into their true forms. 96 00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:31,878 The forms in which we know them to be today. 97 00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:36,317 They must be avoided at all costs. 98 00:10:36,829 --> 00:10:45,748 They are unable to be reasoned with, and will stop at nothing to get what they want. 99 00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:49,821 And that is exactly why we can't chance it Vanassa. 100 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:54,029 Look, I'm not exactly excited about it either, but what else are we supposed to do? 101 00:10:54,389 --> 00:10:56,969 We don't have enough energy to make it anywhere else. 102 00:10:57,202 --> 00:10:58,875 Computer, bring the monitor back up. 103 00:10:58,922 --> 00:10:59,862 Sure thing! 104 00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:02,687 Wow it sure looks inviting! 105 00:11:03,181 --> 00:11:06,516 Inviting or not, there is no way we are going down there. 106 00:11:06,784 --> 00:11:10,042 So what, you just want to stay put until we run out of energy completely? 107 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:15,061 Pushing that button blasted us so far out into the backwoods of the universe that we have no choice but to go down there. 108 00:11:15,254 --> 00:11:18,654 Then you shouldn't have pushed the button, it was pretty clear about not wanting to be pushed. 109 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:21,301 And what, let those bean bags blast us to smithereens? 110 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:23,315 At least we're light years away from them now. 111 00:11:23,497 --> 00:11:27,304 Sometimes you have to put yourself into a little bit of danger to escape an immediate threat. 112 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:35,951 Look, I know that neither of you remember the scrotes the days before the sandwiching, but trust me. You don't want to. 113 00:11:36,138 --> 00:11:40,498 That film pales in comparison to how bad they really were, 114 00:11:40,718 --> 00:11:46,331 and there's no reason to believe the men on this planet won't be just as bad. Or worse! 115 00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:49,531 Come on Ragyna, they can't all be that bad. 116 00:11:49,556 --> 00:11:51,475 Oh yes! Yes they can be! 117 00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:54,348 Computer, you're sure we can refuel on this rock? 118 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:57,295 According to the limited information I have in my database, 119 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,200 the creatures that inhabit it do seem to occasionally broadcast an energy source that shows 120 00:12:01,225 --> 00:12:05,053 a strong possibility of working as a direct alternate to our host energy source. 121 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:09,310 Unfortunately I am unable to pinpoint exactly what it is, or when it is broadcast. 122 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:14,950 But your communicators have been reprogrammed with the ability to track it, and harvest it once you are on it's surface. 123 00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:16,130 Well then it's settled. 124 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:20,861 Computer, please dress us in current Earth fashions and bring us down, nice and easy. 125 00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:49,186 All right, come on. Franky, everybody, get in here. 126 00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:50,715 Time to eat. 127 00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:53,728 Jeeze, where did you come from? 128 00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:55,522 Go get with your friends. 129 00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:02,784 Gotta grow nice and strong, everybody eat. 130 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:39,324 Oh yeah. Say hello to daddy sugar tits. 131 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:50,723 What's that girl? You want me to do what? 132 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:55,779 Here? 133 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,313 Okay, you're the boss. 134 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:10,319 Holy shit, what the hell was that? 135 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,533 Something ain't right. 136 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,989 Come on Babes, dial up your communicators to scanning mode. 137 00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:57,196 The sooner we can find this energy source, the sooner we can get back home. 138 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:04,323 Holy asteroids, space women! Three of them! 139 00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:12,268 Oh man, oh man, oh man, the things I can do with three space women? 140 00:15:13,065 --> 00:15:15,699 Dear Penthouse! 141 00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:37,515 Wait a second, I think I'm picking something up. 142 00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:39,334 Yeah, me too. 143 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,474 Me three, follow me Babes. 144 00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:43,828 Thank you Jesus. 145 00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:46,822 Thank you space Jesus! 146 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:51,093 There it is. 147 00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:53,893 Shit, oh shit. 148 00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:54,486 Stay! 149 00:16:55,996 --> 00:16:56,719 Don't shoot. 150 00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:58,613 Don't you shoot mister! 151 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,157 Hang on Babes, I don't think that's a weapon. 152 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,364 Hey, watch it! 153 00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:08,250 No, definitely not a gun, but definitely the source of the energy we've been looking for. 154 00:17:08,492 --> 00:17:09,232 Then harvest it. 155 00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:11,032 On it, switching over to extraction mode. 156 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,105 Extraction mode? 157 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,445 Touch it! Touch it first! 158 00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:14,332 What? 159 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:15,985 Absolutely not! 160 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:16,712 Why not? 161 00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,919 Because we don't even know what it is. It could be dangerous. 162 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,432 Use Protection! 163 00:17:21,503 --> 00:17:22,739 I got a rubber in my wallet. 164 00:17:22,764 --> 00:17:25,992 I don't need any protection. I'm not afraid of this thing. 165 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:31,158 Greetings Earth creature. My name is Carrieola. 166 00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:37,424 Oh man. 167 00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:40,504 He died? 168 00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,117 No, he just fainted. 169 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:44,392 What did she do to him? 170 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:50,646 Well Charlie he fainted because what Carrieola did to him made him feel something he'd never felt before. 171 00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:52,206 Huh? 172 00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:55,901 I know you don't think much of girls right now but- 173 00:17:55,926 --> 00:17:57,926 Heck no I don't, girls are gross! 174 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:02,797 Well I guarantee ya, you know years to come, your opinion is gonna change. 175 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:04,057 Blech! 176 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,357 Well we can wrap it right now if ya want ya know. He died. 177 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:09,609 The end. Go the fuck to sleep. 178 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,816 Is that what you want? 179 00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:15,226 No, it's fine. I want to know what happens next. 180 00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:16,459 Well okay then. 181 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:20,559 He fainted, and the babes didn't know what to do about it. 182 00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:25,090 So they moved him over to a nice soft pile of hay, and tried to figure out what to do next. 183 00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:29,004 Is it okay? 184 00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:34,038 I don't know. But the energy source we were detecting is nowhere to be found now. 185 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,405 Why did you touch it? 186 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,732 Because you told me to. 187 00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:37,812 I did not! 188 00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:40,626 Okay, scan complete, uploading now. 189 00:18:41,222 --> 00:18:42,733 Whatever it was, we'll know soon enough. 190 00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:46,613 Hang on Babes. I think it's waking up. 191 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,355 All right Earthling, where did you hide it? 192 00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:55,469 Hide what? 193 00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:57,296 The energy source you were broadcasting. 194 00:18:58,113 --> 00:18:59,180 Broadcasting? 195 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,887 Yeah, broadcasting. Your antenna was out, and we picked up your signal, loud and clear. 196 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:05,447 Antenna? 197 00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:07,338 For Salzaron's sake. 198 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,697 Computer, can we get those scan results please? 199 00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:10,944 Sure thing Space Babes! 200 00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:14,290 Hang on, scan results? What did you do to me? 201 00:19:14,661 --> 00:19:17,688 This is a hard one, Babes. Unlike anything in my database. 202 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,848 Come on stop beating around the bush, just tell us what we're dealing with here. 203 00:19:21,214 --> 00:19:25,467 The appendage of the Earthling does seem to be the carrier of the alternate energy source you are after. 204 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,800 Well duh, but the signal's gone limp. How do we get it back up? 205 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:30,127 Wait, hang on a second. 206 00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:31,607 Touch it, touch it again! 207 00:19:31,632 --> 00:19:32,847 My Zob Ragyna. 208 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,720 Actually, that's exactly what I was gong to suggest. 209 00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:38,007 You can't be serious, what is this thing? 210 00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:43,265 Now, now, now, now, now, now hang on a cotton pickin minute! 211 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:46,525 That thing, is my dick. 212 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,505 And you can't just go around grabbing them like that! 213 00:19:50,351 --> 00:19:54,444 And even if you could, once you've grabbed it as many times as you did, well- 214 00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:57,804 You gota give it a minute before you can grab it again! 215 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,665 It's sensitive. 216 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:04,865 Explains the tears. 217 00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:11,784 Oh man, hang on a minute. I don't know where ya'll are from, but- 218 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,363 We're not from here. 219 00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:18,848 Well I am. This here's my parent's barn. My name's Charlie. 220 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,094 Greetings Charlie, I am Vanassa. 221 00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:26,504 Greetings Charlie, I'm Ragyna. 222 00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:37,286 Wow! That sure is an intersting way of saying hello ya'll got. 223 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,180 Down here most folks just shake hands, but- 224 00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:46,888 Now listen. I can hardly make no damn sense of any of this. 225 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,613 But I think I can help ya'll out if you'll let me. 226 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:50,819 Of course Charlie. 227 00:20:51,005 --> 00:20:55,460 The energy that your doo-hicky picked up, from my dick. 228 00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:58,525 That can make ya'lls ship run and get ya back home ya say, right? 229 00:20:59,512 --> 00:21:00,065 Yes. 230 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:07,510 Okay. I think this energy is what we down here call sexual energy. 231 00:21:07,929 --> 00:21:09,010 Sexual arousal. 232 00:21:09,391 --> 00:21:11,137 But only when his antenna was out. 233 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:14,277 Yeah, once your antenna was retracted the energy source was gone. 234 00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:18,777 That's because that antenna, is also, my dick. 235 00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:24,789 That's what it does when it's in it's aroused state. It kinda sticks out like that. 236 00:21:25,191 --> 00:21:26,405 Some fella's call it a boner. 237 00:21:26,881 --> 00:21:27,725 A boner? 238 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,118 Yeah, a boner. 239 00:21:29,682 --> 00:21:32,645 And you're all like this? All of the men on this planet? 240 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:37,033 Well yeah, basically I guess. 241 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:41,953 But hell, I think most everybody's gonna be turned on by you three. 242 00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:44,210 And we all got wieners. 243 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:46,043 Wieners? 244 00:21:46,554 --> 00:21:51,550 Yeah! Dicks, cocks, rods. Wieners! 245 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:56,094 Then you must take us where we may find more of these at once. No matter how hard, or long- 246 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:56,812 Or short! 247 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,399 Or mediocre the journey. 248 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:04,325 Listen, I got just the place for ya'll. You Babes stick with me, you'll be home in no time. 249 00:22:04,552 --> 00:22:05,838 Well, then it's settled. 250 00:22:06,257 --> 00:22:09,683 Charlie, we are the Space Babes from outer space. 251 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,090 We are not from here. 252 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:15,779 Our visit to your planet was an unfortunate error on our part while fleeing a most dire situation. 253 00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:21,013 We are here merely out of circumstance. We wish your planet no inconvenience. 254 00:22:21,229 --> 00:22:23,531 We are not here with any ill intentions. 255 00:22:23,847 --> 00:22:27,547 No, we are here for your boners. 256 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:32,047 Your dicks, your cocks, your rods, now Charlie please! 257 00:22:32,411 --> 00:22:34,697 Take us, to your wieners. 258 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:17,799 Ladies, welcome to the strip club, A.K.A. your fueling station. 259 00:23:18,373 --> 00:23:22,233 If you can't find sexual energy in here, you ain't looking. 260 00:23:22,639 --> 00:23:25,513 Look! Rules are rules. 261 00:23:26,153 --> 00:23:30,653 The shit you two were doing up there was breaking rules I didn't even know I had! 262 00:23:31,068 --> 00:23:33,779 How the fuck did you get your foot all the way up- 263 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,870 And was your elbow actually inside of her- 264 00:23:38,092 --> 00:23:44,971 Aw come on Jerimy, it's Saturday night. You need all the talent you can get in here right now. 265 00:23:44,996 --> 00:23:47,711 Yeah come on, we were just having fun. 266 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,274 And where in the hell did you get so many kumquats this time of year? 267 00:23:53,443 --> 00:23:59,309 Look, you ain't gonna find two other girls tonight, you know that. We ain't going nowhere. 268 00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:02,629 Oh yeah? You two, you're hired. 269 00:24:03,361 --> 00:24:07,414 If you young ladies would please go see Danyelle in the dressing room, thanks. 270 00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:11,503 You two, you're fired, get the fuck out of my bar! 271 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,136 You could at least call us a cab. 272 00:24:15,423 --> 00:24:17,774 Your legs look fine from here baby. 273 00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:19,016 Mmmm. Beat it! 274 00:24:36,538 --> 00:24:37,958 Aaahhh! 275 00:24:37,983 --> 00:24:39,585 What are you doing? 276 00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:41,485 I'm trying to pick up the scent! 277 00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:48,665 Uh, we have a computer for that. Computer. Computer? 278 00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:51,926 You have to be a Space Babe for that to work. 279 00:24:52,175 --> 00:24:53,352 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 280 00:24:55,191 --> 00:24:58,373 Computer, can you tell me where the Space Babes are? 281 00:25:00,156 --> 00:25:03,083 But Carrieola, you're a Space Babe. 282 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:06,564 Uh.. Uh.. Uhh.. 283 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:09,924 Tell her you forgot your panties when you left! 284 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,238 Huh huh, Yeah. 285 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:17,238 I forgot my panties, and then um, I had to go poopy. 286 00:25:18,513 --> 00:25:23,800 Okay then, the Space Babes are located at Night Moves strip club, in Bloomington Indiana. 287 00:25:23,825 --> 00:25:27,288 Huh huh, Huh huh. 288 00:25:27,313 --> 00:25:28,739 Ha ha, ha ha. 289 00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:30,673 To the strip club! 290 00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:37,028 Uh oh, he's right behind me isn't he? 291 00:25:37,801 --> 00:25:39,221 He sure is. 292 00:25:41,521 --> 00:25:44,714 You scrotes better not be jerking me around! 293 00:25:45,521 --> 00:25:49,321 Yes sir General Smotch sir! Dick head! Sir! 294 00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:50,299 Don't be a suck up! 295 00:25:50,324 --> 00:25:51,006 Yep! All right. 296 00:26:13,894 --> 00:26:16,201 Okay. Now try not to worry about your friends. 297 00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:18,514 I know Danyelle, she's a cool chick. 298 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:23,041 And with your friends dancing tonight, I'm sure they'll raise all kinds of energy. 299 00:26:23,764 --> 00:26:27,217 But there's also a lot of emotions in here that could get in the way. 300 00:26:27,911 --> 00:26:29,018 Emotions? 301 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:35,245 Yeah, emotions. Jealousy, desire, lust, love. 302 00:26:36,098 --> 00:26:36,611 Love? 303 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:42,318 Man I don't know how to explain love to you. Most people down here don't even understand it. 304 00:26:42,904 --> 00:26:43,691 Can you try? 305 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:50,291 Look, all I can tell you is what my daddy told me about being in love when I asked him. 306 00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:53,471 He said Charlie, when you're in it, you know it. 307 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:55,773 It's stronger than a grizzly bear. 308 00:26:56,338 --> 00:27:00,466 And it'll tickle your tummy like a whole herd of butterflies was just let loose. 309 00:27:02,048 --> 00:27:06,421 He said when you're in love with someone, there ain't nothing can keep ya apart. 310 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,594 Not even death. 311 00:27:09,665 --> 00:27:12,624 Hey there handsome, care for a lap dance? 312 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,504 No, not right now. Thank you. 313 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,311 Okay sugar. If you change your mind come and find me. 314 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,764 My name's Candy. 315 00:27:20,952 --> 00:27:24,124 They call me Candy cause I taste so sweet. 316 00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:35,647 I'm sensing slight arousal from you Charlie. Why didn't you go with her? 317 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:42,640 I don't know. I think I'd rather just stay with you and talk awhile. 318 00:27:43,513 --> 00:27:48,472 You make me feel smart. And I like teaching you about Earth. 319 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,599 You are smart, and I like learning from you. 320 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:54,613 Now please, tell me what a lap dance is. 321 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:58,179 So lap dances are twenty, don't let the douche bags stiff you either. 322 00:27:58,204 --> 00:28:01,004 Gimmie gimme cash up front, if you want to sniff this cunt. 323 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,517 And you let 'em sniff it. 324 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:06,830 It's a great time filler you do that thing, you just stand there, wiggle it around in their faces. 325 00:28:07,058 --> 00:28:11,062 Every second you're doing that, you're not having to rub your ass up against their tiny limp peckers. 326 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:14,205 You two know each other, right? 327 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:16,105 Yes. 328 00:28:16,297 --> 00:28:18,885 Okay. I'll make sure you get paired up on stage together then. 329 00:28:19,711 --> 00:28:20,711 On Stage? 330 00:28:22,978 --> 00:28:25,571 Holy shit. You two are green! 331 00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:27,018 Yeah the stage. 332 00:28:27,653 --> 00:28:28,718 It's like window shopping. 333 00:28:29,085 --> 00:28:30,404 For the customers, and for you. 334 00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:32,151 They'll tip you for your dance. 335 00:28:32,176 --> 00:28:34,623 If they like what they see, they'll wanna go for a lap dance. 336 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:37,717 So try different stuff, see what they're responding to. 337 00:28:37,935 --> 00:28:40,063 We got a lot of guys in here that are into some weird shit. 338 00:28:40,088 --> 00:28:43,615 Yeah, I'd say. I got a guy that'll pay me to piss on him. 339 00:28:44,121 --> 00:28:45,708 Says it's the only thing that gets him hard. 340 00:28:45,761 --> 00:28:48,541 He likes it running down his face, dripping off of his chin. 341 00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:50,787 There's all sorts of weird shit out there. 342 00:28:51,259 --> 00:28:54,501 Hair, feet, armpit licking, and pissing. 343 00:28:55,128 --> 00:28:56,315 I learn a new one every day. 344 00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:59,335 And that's when the men get boners Charlie? 345 00:28:59,651 --> 00:29:01,502 Boners happen all the time in here. 346 00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:08,080 But yeah, they're most likelyto, come up, during a lap dance. 347 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,439 What about other women? 348 00:29:10,793 --> 00:29:11,339 No! 349 00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:13,393 Women don't have dicks. 350 00:29:14,509 --> 00:29:15,829 At least not, most of them. 351 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:18,249 No, I mean can a woman get a lap dance? 352 00:29:19,011 --> 00:29:22,817 Oh sure. And I imagine the dancers love it when that happens. 353 00:29:23,273 --> 00:29:23,704 Why? 354 00:29:24,170 --> 00:29:25,377 Women are softer. 355 00:29:25,854 --> 00:29:27,676 Women are better mannered. 356 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,867 Women are- 357 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:31,087 Women are the worst! 358 00:29:31,112 --> 00:29:35,285 They think because they got a set of tits in here that they can get away with whatever the fuck they want. 359 00:29:35,602 --> 00:29:37,898 They'll reach right up, try and grab you while you're on stage. 360 00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:40,112 You really gotta watch them, more than the men. 361 00:29:40,367 --> 00:29:45,173 Give a lap dance to a bitch, she'll try to cram her filthy toothless mouth on your snatch before you can say- 362 00:29:45,205 --> 00:29:47,831 Two screaming orgasms, courtesy of Jerimy. 363 00:29:49,073 --> 00:29:51,991 You know he won't admit it, but your friends really saved his bacon. 364 00:29:52,172 --> 00:29:54,619 We're running pretty low on talent in here these days. 365 00:29:55,612 --> 00:29:56,619 How are my friends doing? 366 00:29:56,814 --> 00:29:57,585 They're doing great. 367 00:29:57,652 --> 00:29:59,459 They'll actually be up on stage next set. 368 00:29:59,987 --> 00:30:01,800 Is there anything else that I can get you two? 369 00:30:02,397 --> 00:30:03,160 No thank you. 370 00:30:05,775 --> 00:30:06,222 Oh! 371 00:30:09,855 --> 00:30:11,581 Just holler if there's anything else. 372 00:30:11,755 --> 00:30:12,708 Name's Sandy. 373 00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,186 You like her don't you? 374 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,659 No, not really. 375 00:30:22,997 --> 00:30:26,571 With her, it's just the curse of being a man. 376 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:29,084 Curse? 377 00:30:29,775 --> 00:30:31,264 Yeah, curse. 378 00:30:32,172 --> 00:30:33,113 Take a look around. 379 00:30:33,773 --> 00:30:37,593 Plenty of smokin' hot babes in here, all of them wearing next to nothing. 380 00:30:38,593 --> 00:30:40,813 All of them willing to take it off for a few bucks. 381 00:30:42,155 --> 00:30:44,426 And I want to see the waitress naked. 382 00:30:45,273 --> 00:30:46,286 Because I can't. 383 00:30:47,757 --> 00:30:51,064 Men. Our eyes never get their fill. 384 00:30:51,525 --> 00:30:54,118 We're constantly looking for something else. 385 00:30:55,185 --> 00:30:57,698 Especially when it's something we're not supposed to have. 386 00:31:00,445 --> 00:31:04,471 It's hard to explain but, she's not who I want right now. 387 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,304 Who do you want right now Charlie? 388 00:31:11,630 --> 00:31:15,634 Ladies and germs, we got a couple of cherries in here tonight, ripe for the poppin'! 389 00:31:16,188 --> 00:31:20,030 That's right take those hands off of your dicks, and do something useful with them for once. 390 00:31:20,055 --> 00:31:26,335 And put 'em together, and give a warm sticky welcome to Ragyna, and Vanassa. 391 00:31:59,946 --> 00:32:01,526 Well God damn! 392 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:49,286 I think it's working! 393 00:33:49,499 --> 00:33:53,512 It definitely is, but at this rate it's going to take us days to get the energy we need. 394 00:33:53,712 --> 00:33:55,125 Well, keep trying things. 395 00:33:55,525 --> 00:33:58,898 Maybe we can come across a fetish or something, to help raise the level. 396 00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:00,231 Hey baby. 397 00:34:01,296 --> 00:34:03,425 Why don't you come over here and raise my level? 398 00:34:04,824 --> 00:34:06,717 Hey mister, what turns you on? 399 00:34:07,537 --> 00:34:08,491 Watching you wiggle. 400 00:34:09,871 --> 00:34:11,170 Did you get those panties in space? 401 00:34:11,361 --> 00:34:12,888 Because that ass is out of this world. 402 00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:16,621 From the second son of Salzaron sugar! 403 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:34,306 What's wrong? 404 00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:36,013 I don't know. 405 00:34:37,373 --> 00:34:42,839 It's like the energy is there, but even with all these men, it's not nearly as strong as yours was. 406 00:34:43,372 --> 00:34:48,158 Well I guess that's just because a boner made with love is more powerful than your average boner. 407 00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:50,998 And your boner was made with love Charlie? 408 00:34:53,231 --> 00:34:53,811 Yeah. 409 00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:55,998 Yeah I think maybe it was. 410 00:34:57,745 --> 00:34:58,852 Damn girl! 411 00:34:59,027 --> 00:35:01,138 Why don't you come over here and let me suck on them big ole titties? 412 00:35:03,198 --> 00:35:04,279 These big ole titties? 413 00:35:06,994 --> 00:35:09,871 There is one other thing we could try. 414 00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:13,560 It's kind of the ultimate display of sexual energy. 415 00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:17,042 Something that we have to do together. 416 00:35:17,132 --> 00:35:19,662 Oh baby, you are so wet. 417 00:35:19,999 --> 00:35:21,415 You're practically dripping aren't you? 418 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:23,522 I got a guy that will pay me to piss on him. 419 00:35:24,782 --> 00:35:26,489 Oh, you like it wet? 420 00:35:27,802 --> 00:35:29,328 Oh god, do I? 421 00:35:29,584 --> 00:35:31,422 I wanna feel your wetness all over my face! 422 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,528 I wanna feel it, running down my chin. 423 00:35:34,071 --> 00:35:37,288 You're so sweet I'd like that. 424 00:35:38,564 --> 00:35:43,184 I'd, love that. Let's do it. 425 00:35:44,198 --> 00:35:45,338 Let's get out of here. 426 00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:51,527 What's wrong? 427 00:35:52,744 --> 00:35:54,821 Look, I know ya'll are in a hurry to get back home. 428 00:35:54,846 --> 00:35:57,107 But before we can, do it. 429 00:35:58,359 --> 00:35:59,599 You gotta meet my family. 430 00:36:01,381 --> 00:36:03,481 Of course Charlie, I'd love to. 431 00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:06,794 Come on, let's get on with it. 432 00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:09,621 Why don't you pull that string to the side, let's see how wet you really are. 433 00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:13,623 All right big boy. 434 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:14,816 Here it comes. 435 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:19,690 Okay. 436 00:36:22,195 --> 00:36:23,044 All right. 437 00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:04,516 Thank you. 438 00:37:10,216 --> 00:37:13,216 I can't believe that mother fucker made us walk. 439 00:37:13,524 --> 00:37:16,322 Uh, we could have called a cab ourselves ya know? 440 00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:18,209 Uh, and with what money? 441 00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:21,969 We would had money if you didn't stop and buy all those chicken nuggets. 442 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:25,335 Well you weren't complaining when you ate more than half of those bitch! 443 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,922 They're chicken nuggets, what did you expect? 444 00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,642 Hey lady? 445 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,869 Wait, what the fuck was that? 446 00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:35,518 Psst! Hey lady! 447 00:37:36,951 --> 00:37:38,283 Let's not stick around to find out. 448 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,711 God damn it! 449 00:37:42,991 --> 00:37:45,817 Help me pick up all these fucking kumsquats skank! 450 00:37:46,769 --> 00:37:50,189 Fuck you, I ain't picking that shit up, can pick that shit up your damn self. 451 00:37:50,663 --> 00:37:51,723 Pardon me. 452 00:37:52,175 --> 00:37:55,303 Well then you can go fuck off and die bitch! 453 00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:01,721 Hey come on, let me get some! 454 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:02,448 What? 455 00:38:04,356 --> 00:38:05,616 Where you going? 456 00:38:12,497 --> 00:38:14,751 Lady! 457 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:21,024 Don't worry, soon we will feast on the flesh of Space Babes! 458 00:38:21,518 --> 00:38:22,971 To the strip club! 459 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:36,431 Dear Lord, we thank you for this day you've even given us. 460 00:38:37,824 --> 00:38:41,157 We thank you for all the work you've provided to me. 461 00:38:41,182 --> 00:38:45,704 So I can take care of these, good for nothin' kids. 462 00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:50,708 And we thank you Jesus, for uh, the food. 463 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,095 Mother Margo has prepared for us. 464 00:38:54,992 --> 00:38:58,005 And Lord, we thank ya for looking over us. 465 00:38:59,018 --> 00:39:03,232 I personally want to thank you, sweet Jesus. 466 00:39:04,285 --> 00:39:04,904 For Charlie. 467 00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:07,606 Finally bringing home a girl. 468 00:39:08,003 --> 00:39:08,759 It's uh. 469 00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:13,966 Well as you know we've worried for quite some time that he may be queer. 470 00:39:16,119 --> 00:39:21,958 Verdict's still out on Shawn over there, but I suppose two out of three ain't bad. 471 00:39:22,575 --> 00:39:29,995 And lastly Jesus, I wanna thank you for makin' sure that all of us were borned right here in America. 472 00:39:31,089 --> 00:39:32,995 The greatest nation on this here earth. 473 00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:35,509 Amen to ya. 474 00:39:36,882 --> 00:39:37,355 Amen. 475 00:39:37,635 --> 00:39:38,229 Amen. 476 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:42,240 So Blondie, you're a uh. 477 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,000 A hooker, right? 478 00:39:45,006 --> 00:39:46,213 Am I a hooker Charlie? 479 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:48,526 Dad! 480 00:39:48,671 --> 00:39:49,979 I'm just saying! 481 00:39:50,011 --> 00:39:52,473 I mean come on, look at you. 482 00:39:53,629 --> 00:39:54,380 And look at her. 483 00:39:56,063 --> 00:39:57,165 Look at you! 484 00:39:57,413 --> 00:39:58,457 Look at her! 485 00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:01,590 No, no she's not a hooker! 486 00:40:01,615 --> 00:40:02,777 You're not a hooker. 487 00:40:03,198 --> 00:40:04,017 You a cop? 488 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:05,398 Am I a cop? 489 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,491 No, she's not a cop either! 490 00:40:07,619 --> 00:40:08,705 God damn! 491 00:40:10,998 --> 00:40:15,118 Can we just please, talk about something normal for once? 492 00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:19,218 I mean, I brought a girl here, that's kinda rare to do. 493 00:40:19,447 --> 00:40:21,667 Thought you'd all be on your best behaivor. 494 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,193 How long until that damned turkey's done? 495 00:40:29,664 --> 00:40:31,164 Your mother shit herself today. 496 00:40:33,383 --> 00:40:35,485 Your mother shit herself today! 497 00:40:38,279 --> 00:40:39,999 Hey Shawn, how was school? 498 00:40:40,579 --> 00:40:42,459 I told you, my name isn't Shawn anymore. 499 00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:43,359 It's Aztaroth! 500 00:40:47,105 --> 00:40:49,704 Jessica. How was your day? 501 00:40:51,106 --> 00:40:52,804 Oh you know, I got fucked! 502 00:40:55,574 --> 00:40:56,494 Can we have sex now? 503 00:40:56,743 --> 00:40:59,140 Hooker! Definitely a hooker. 504 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:03,321 Hooker! Ha ha, Hooker ha ha! 505 00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:05,319 Shh. Shh Mama, mama! 506 00:41:06,601 --> 00:41:10,302 I want to introduce you to Carrieola. She's- 507 00:41:10,327 --> 00:41:11,713 She's not from here. 508 00:41:14,326 --> 00:41:16,186 She needs our wieners! 509 00:41:17,425 --> 00:41:18,993 She needs boners! 510 00:41:19,805 --> 00:41:21,539 To fuel her spaceship! 511 00:41:23,337 --> 00:41:24,523 A spaceship. 512 00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:26,070 That runs. 513 00:41:26,403 --> 00:41:27,117 On. 514 00:41:27,823 --> 00:41:28,803 Boners! 515 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:35,885 That's nice mama. 516 00:41:36,451 --> 00:41:37,432 That's real nice. 517 00:41:39,046 --> 00:41:42,305 You know when you born Charlie we weren't sure if you'd be able to have sex ever. 518 00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:45,285 Pecker was so small, it wouldn't even stick out. 519 00:41:45,319 --> 00:41:46,632 Didn't even stick out. 520 00:41:46,697 --> 00:41:47,877 Nope, not one iota. 521 00:41:49,363 --> 00:41:53,271 Hell, we thought you were a girl that first few hours. 522 00:41:53,307 --> 00:41:54,478 Okay that is not true. 523 00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:55,066 That's not true. 524 00:41:55,091 --> 00:41:55,526 Sure! 525 00:41:55,831 --> 00:41:57,053 Wasn't nothin' down there! 526 00:41:57,542 --> 00:41:59,160 You were like a damned mannequin! 527 00:41:59,671 --> 00:42:01,677 We were about to take matters into out own hands. 528 00:42:01,702 --> 00:42:04,304 Hell, three seconds more and you would've been Charlene! 529 00:42:05,444 --> 00:42:09,044 I was passing you off to your ma, she was gonna hold you still. 530 00:42:09,684 --> 00:42:11,997 While your granny sliced into that- 531 00:42:13,759 --> 00:42:17,953 Weird, smooth mound of skin you had down there. 532 00:42:17,978 --> 00:42:20,414 And she was gonna, well. 533 00:42:20,439 --> 00:42:21,114 Build you a cooter! 534 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:22,319 Build you a cooter. 535 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,472 Yep, that's right. 536 00:42:25,104 --> 00:42:28,885 But, there wasn't to be any cooter in his future. 537 00:42:29,488 --> 00:42:30,322 Still ain't! 538 00:42:30,453 --> 00:42:34,701 No, I was so drunk, I didn't notice your mama had a beer in her hand. 539 00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:35,628 She botched the catch. 540 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,799 Dropped you right to that hard hospital floor. 541 00:42:39,477 --> 00:42:42,706 You fell about three feet, dented in your skull a little bit. 542 00:42:42,731 --> 00:42:45,251 We had to give it one of these, to get it to pop back out. 543 00:42:45,276 --> 00:42:46,191 But I tell you what. 544 00:42:46,407 --> 00:42:47,211 You're a Bryant! 545 00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:48,604 And we Bryant's are tough! 546 00:42:49,246 --> 00:42:50,139 Persistent! 547 00:42:51,393 --> 00:42:54,272 No sir, you hit that linoleum and- 548 00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:57,286 Turkey's done! 549 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,700 I don't know where they got that many kumquats this time of year. 550 00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:01,347 Pardon me. 551 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:03,214 Three bucks cover, two drink minimum. 552 00:43:04,758 --> 00:43:08,917 But seriously, you're our best girl, I would never let that kind of thing happen to you. 553 00:43:33,470 --> 00:43:36,477 Man, I can't believe these disguises worked! 554 00:43:37,097 --> 00:43:39,911 Well you'd be surprised what these humans would fall for. 555 00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:40,911 They're stupid. 556 00:43:41,049 --> 00:43:44,955 I told you bitch, no one lays a hand on my shit or they get's their ass kicked! 557 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:47,075 How the fuck was I supposed to know they were yours? 558 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,068 Because they was in my fucking locker cunt! 559 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:50,326 Bitch I took one! 560 00:43:50,495 --> 00:43:54,099 It was only a six piece, you think fucking chicken nuggets grow on trees? 561 00:43:54,124 --> 00:43:55,585 Took some of them fries too. 562 00:43:56,472 --> 00:43:57,859 That does it skank! 563 00:43:59,024 --> 00:44:00,297 You hit like a girl! 564 00:44:00,956 --> 00:44:06,317 Hey, hey, break it up, break it up, break it up! 565 00:44:07,018 --> 00:44:09,571 Listen there's no fighting in here. 566 00:44:11,098 --> 00:44:14,984 I'll send Danyelle out to get you another six piece each. 567 00:44:15,824 --> 00:44:17,404 And a large fry? 568 00:44:17,931 --> 00:44:18,857 And a large fry doll. 569 00:44:19,653 --> 00:44:20,417 Each? 570 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:21,931 Each. 571 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,730 Now, you know the rules. 572 00:44:26,525 --> 00:44:27,109 That's it. 573 00:44:28,701 --> 00:44:30,021 Let's get this over with now. 574 00:44:30,915 --> 00:44:31,968 Let's kiss and make up. 575 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,242 Kiss her again! 576 00:45:02,623 --> 00:45:05,625 Let us feast, I say we strike now! 577 00:45:06,809 --> 00:45:08,229 Patience my brother. 578 00:45:08,797 --> 00:45:11,023 The Space Babes are who we are here for. 579 00:45:11,627 --> 00:45:13,487 We must not rush into this. 580 00:45:13,561 --> 00:45:17,674 Well, as long as we got some time to kill, I think I'll have a beer! 581 00:45:19,775 --> 00:45:22,343 Yeah, but seriously Charlie, hooker or not. 582 00:45:23,643 --> 00:45:27,777 That sure is one fine piece of tail you brought over, boy oh boy. 583 00:45:27,802 --> 00:45:31,211 I mean, most sane man would kill to have a go at that. 584 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:34,823 Hell I'd, I tell ya, I'd. 585 00:45:36,003 --> 00:45:40,016 I'd murder this whole fuckin' family just to knock boots with her. 586 00:45:41,123 --> 00:45:45,970 In fact I'd felch my own son's salty semen straight outta her dirty hooker cunt. 587 00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:48,876 Just to get a look at what she's sportin' down there. 588 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,555 Oh geeze thank's dad. 589 00:45:51,922 --> 00:45:55,309 That's awfully kind of you to say, I'm so glad I brought her to meet you guys. 590 00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:59,312 Come on Charlie, I'm just breakin' your balls, huh? 591 00:45:59,436 --> 00:46:00,855 Before she drains 'em! 592 00:46:01,915 --> 00:46:05,721 But seriously Charlie, I uh, I'm real proud of you. 593 00:46:06,794 --> 00:46:12,061 For uh, well bringing home some quality trim that nobody in this family could ever have gotten. 594 00:46:12,951 --> 00:46:14,111 I sure do appreciate it. 595 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:17,251 It means a lot to me, and your mother there. 596 00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:19,117 Well- 597 00:46:19,895 --> 00:46:20,922 I'm proud of you son. 598 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:23,922 Thank's dad. 599 00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:25,568 Thanks dad. 600 00:46:27,281 --> 00:46:28,022 Quite proud. 601 00:46:29,174 --> 00:46:31,600 In fact you're the only son I can say that about. 602 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:36,253 Old asterisk over there, is such a fucking water head. 603 00:46:36,285 --> 00:46:39,320 I can't even count him as a person, he's that dumb. 604 00:46:40,432 --> 00:46:42,998 Why just the other day I caught him lapping out of the toilet. 605 00:46:43,023 --> 00:46:44,745 Down on his hands and knees. 606 00:46:44,770 --> 00:46:49,203 Ugh, like some kind of fucking, bowser. 607 00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:52,678 I may kill him. 608 00:46:54,704 --> 00:46:56,772 I don't know if I feel a damned thing about him. 609 00:46:56,797 --> 00:46:58,305 But uh, you? 610 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:02,923 I sure do love ya son. 611 00:47:04,659 --> 00:47:08,716 Now Charlie you take that possible hooker out to that barn, and you fuck her like an animal! 612 00:47:09,772 --> 00:47:10,806 Can we have sex now? 613 00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:11,679 Yes! 614 00:47:11,812 --> 00:47:12,993 All right! 615 00:47:15,091 --> 00:47:15,617 Bye mama! 616 00:47:16,591 --> 00:47:17,904 You sit your queer ass down! 617 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,317 All right Charlie! 618 00:47:22,977 --> 00:47:26,011 Oh, now that is a fine cut of puss! 619 00:47:35,075 --> 00:47:37,281 Uh, I'm so hungry! 620 00:47:37,413 --> 00:47:38,741 When will we feast? 621 00:47:39,508 --> 00:47:41,461 The time is nigh my friend. 622 00:47:41,851 --> 00:47:43,664 Try and savor the thrill of the hunt! 623 00:47:43,689 --> 00:47:43,957 But? 624 00:47:44,215 --> 00:47:46,628 All right all right ladies and germs. 625 00:47:46,653 --> 00:47:49,044 Let's hear it one more time for Candy. 626 00:47:49,532 --> 00:47:52,565 You know they call her that, because she tastes so sweet! 627 00:47:52,566 --> 00:47:55,119 But why can't we eat just one? 628 00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:58,445 Come on, you know you can't just eat one. 629 00:47:59,371 --> 00:48:01,871 But, but you got to eat on earlier! 630 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:04,216 I can eat just one. 631 00:48:04,972 --> 00:48:06,236 Oh really? 632 00:48:06,268 --> 00:48:07,196 And why's that? 633 00:48:07,765 --> 00:48:10,163 Because I have self control. 634 00:48:10,657 --> 00:48:12,377 Oh really! 635 00:48:12,817 --> 00:48:14,290 And I don't? 636 00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:16,003 We both know you don't. 637 00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:21,909 Hey mister, tip me for a dance? 638 00:48:32,437 --> 00:48:33,437 Noooo!! 639 00:48:35,349 --> 00:48:36,642 What the Hell was that? 640 00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:39,029 I don't know, but it sounds like a ball! 641 00:48:41,423 --> 00:48:42,423 I'll check it out. 642 00:48:51,324 --> 00:48:55,491 She was the only clean stripper in this joint! 643 00:49:02,033 --> 00:49:04,062 Uhhh... 644 00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:05,533 Scrotes! 645 00:49:07,310 --> 00:49:08,250 It's go time. 646 00:49:08,489 --> 00:49:10,883 I sure hope Carrieola's having better luck than we are. 647 00:49:13,581 --> 00:49:15,741 Look, I'm really sorry about all that. 648 00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:17,580 I'm old fashioned. 649 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:23,286 And it's important for me, that my family gets to meet, the girl that I'm going to- 650 00:49:23,311 --> 00:49:24,038 Have sex with? 651 00:49:24,722 --> 00:49:25,451 Yeah. 652 00:49:26,076 --> 00:49:31,037 Also someone that I feel like I really have a connection with. 653 00:49:31,076 --> 00:49:34,511 I just wish they weren't so dang rude! 654 00:49:36,418 --> 00:49:39,618 It'd be nice if my girl and my family could get along. 655 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:42,051 I thought they were wonderful Charlie. 656 00:49:42,911 --> 00:49:45,404 Come on, you're just being silly now. 657 00:49:45,591 --> 00:49:48,171 No, I mean it. 658 00:49:48,311 --> 00:49:51,977 I mean, your mom's a little weird. 659 00:49:52,967 --> 00:49:56,847 And you're dad's not the nicest. 660 00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:57,300 No. 661 00:49:58,303 --> 00:50:00,520 But, they still raised you. 662 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,099 And I think you turned out pretty okay. 663 00:50:04,826 --> 00:50:08,172 Yeah, I guess I am pretty okay aren't I? 664 00:50:58,808 --> 00:50:59,802 Are you ready? 665 00:51:02,428 --> 00:51:03,182 I think so. 666 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:05,415 Device has been set to extraction mode. 667 00:51:05,793 --> 00:51:07,920 But, are you ready? 668 00:51:09,018 --> 00:51:10,900 Yes Charlie, I'm ready. 669 00:51:20,751 --> 00:51:22,718 Oh Carrieola. 670 00:51:24,151 --> 00:51:24,805 Charlie? 671 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,591 Carrieola. 672 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:29,287 Charlie. 673 00:51:29,688 --> 00:51:31,227 Carrieola. 674 00:51:31,366 --> 00:51:31,900 Charlie! 675 00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:33,580 What? 676 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,794 I know you're the one trying to show me something here. 677 00:51:36,819 --> 00:51:41,607 But I think we'd have a lot better luck if you were in my vagina. 678 00:51:41,777 --> 00:51:43,072 Instead of my belly button. 679 00:51:45,213 --> 00:51:45,797 Oh! 680 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:48,857 Sorry. 681 00:51:54,199 --> 00:51:55,019 There it is. 682 00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:58,912 Oh, Carrieola! 683 00:52:03,293 --> 00:52:04,880 Oh Charlie. 684 00:52:29,257 --> 00:52:30,750 Look's like there's only two of them. 685 00:52:31,076 --> 00:52:31,697 For now. 686 00:52:32,515 --> 00:52:33,577 Come on, I got an idea. 687 00:52:39,752 --> 00:52:40,852 Come on up here babes. 688 00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:45,598 These things feed off of visual stimulation, but they don't know when to quit! 689 00:52:56,478 --> 00:53:00,598 The only way to defeat them is to give them what they want until they can't take it anymore! 690 00:53:10,553 --> 00:53:11,207 Charlie? 691 00:53:11,912 --> 00:53:12,600 What? 692 00:53:13,651 --> 00:53:15,700 Do you mind if I give it a try? 693 00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:18,220 Sure. 694 00:53:33,459 --> 00:53:34,199 Better? 695 00:53:34,632 --> 00:53:36,206 Yes Charlie Yes! 696 00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:38,032 All Right! 697 00:53:39,712 --> 00:53:43,052 Yes! Yes! Yes! 698 00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:52,966 Yes, that's it! 699 00:53:52,991 --> 00:53:54,739 Keep shaking those tits babes! 700 00:53:55,286 --> 00:53:59,012 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 701 00:54:01,121 --> 00:54:02,692 It's working Charlie! 702 00:54:23,963 --> 00:54:26,010 Yes! Yes! Yes! 703 00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:32,990 It's working Charlie! 704 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:34,917 Just keep sexing me! 705 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:46,730 Yes! Yes! Yes! 706 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:51,304 Yes! Yes! Yes! 707 00:54:51,590 --> 00:54:54,023 Oh my God. 708 00:54:55,488 --> 00:54:56,448 Carrieola! 709 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:59,603 I'm going to. 710 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:03,396 Yes! Yes! Yes! 711 00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:06,396 Look out! 712 00:55:23,836 --> 00:55:24,609 Oh man. 713 00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:26,896 They jizzed themselves to death. 714 00:55:46,365 --> 00:55:47,145 All right! 715 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:50,612 Get your asses to the bar, drink's are on me! 716 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:04,932 Oh my Zob. 717 00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,992 No babe, just Charlie. 718 00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:11,926 I'm sorry Charlie. 719 00:56:12,865 --> 00:56:13,913 Sorry for what? 720 00:56:15,169 --> 00:56:18,620 I mean, I just- 721 00:56:19,548 --> 00:56:24,361 I know you tried to tell me how it was going to be, but that was amazing. 722 00:56:25,614 --> 00:56:29,147 Yeah, that was pretty amazing wasn't it? 723 00:56:30,574 --> 00:56:33,207 I had no idea we would make that much energy. 724 00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:37,852 Come on I mean, yeah it was amazing, but- 725 00:56:37,892 --> 00:56:39,379 When can we do it again Charlie? 726 00:56:39,785 --> 00:56:42,545 Now hang on a dog gone minute. 727 00:56:42,807 --> 00:56:44,252 I wonder how the others are doing? 728 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,022 I wonder if they've discovered this? 729 00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:47,895 Surely not on their own. 730 00:56:48,508 --> 00:56:52,602 There's a whole hell of a lot more than just sexual energy going on right now. 731 00:56:52,995 --> 00:56:53,822 I've got to get back to them. 732 00:56:54,615 --> 00:56:56,135 Just listen to me for a second. 733 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:57,925 Charlie I've got to do this to more men. 734 00:56:57,926 --> 00:56:59,442 You've got to take me to do this to more men. 735 00:56:59,528 --> 00:57:00,135 Carrie? 736 00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:02,805 Didn't you feel anything? 737 00:57:06,007 --> 00:57:07,214 Of course I did Charlie. 738 00:57:08,222 --> 00:57:09,900 What we did in this barn was amazing. 739 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:12,920 I've never experienced anything like it. 740 00:57:14,266 --> 00:57:17,806 I felt a connection between us that I've never felt with anyone my whole life. 741 00:57:19,012 --> 00:57:21,199 But feeling's won't get me and my Babe's back home. 742 00:57:22,046 --> 00:57:23,486 And we've got to get back home. 743 00:57:24,053 --> 00:57:27,419 And to do that I've got to get back to that strip club and sex as many men as I can. 744 00:57:28,126 --> 00:57:31,965 This energy, it's on a whole other level. 745 00:57:33,179 --> 00:57:34,792 I've never felt anything like it. 746 00:57:35,944 --> 00:57:36,792 It's strong. 747 00:57:39,663 --> 00:57:41,503 Stronger than a grizzly bear. 748 00:57:42,801 --> 00:57:43,330 Yeah. 749 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:50,648 Well you Babe's are all right in my book. 750 00:57:50,673 --> 00:57:51,561 Hell yeah you are. 751 00:57:51,586 --> 00:57:55,040 I don't know where you Babe's learned that, but you sure taught us a thing or two about titty bouncing. 752 00:57:55,615 --> 00:57:57,115 Where you two from anyway? 753 00:57:57,831 --> 00:57:59,324 We're not from here. 754 00:57:59,663 --> 00:58:00,504 Well Hell yeah! 755 00:58:01,401 --> 00:58:02,324 Carrieola! 756 00:58:03,276 --> 00:58:05,696 Oh hey Babe, you sure missed a party here. 757 00:58:05,721 --> 00:58:06,529 Carrieola! 758 00:58:08,236 --> 00:58:09,322 Would you like to sex me? 759 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:10,515 Well hell yeah! 760 00:58:30,658 --> 00:58:34,078 Women. They sure are pretty to look at. 761 00:58:34,103 --> 00:58:37,504 But you ain't never gonna make them understand you. 762 00:58:38,074 --> 00:58:40,373 And you ain't ever gonna understand them. 763 00:58:40,596 --> 00:58:43,300 Yeah, you're telling me pal. 764 00:58:44,091 --> 00:58:48,997 Listen, the sooner you come to terms with the fact that they're not even the same species as us? 765 00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:50,697 The sooner you're gonna be happy. 766 00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:52,830 I think I'm coming to terms with that. 767 00:58:53,302 --> 00:58:54,597 Look you're not listening to me bud. 768 00:58:56,251 --> 00:58:59,558 Stop over thinking it. Just face the music. 769 00:59:00,271 --> 00:59:02,311 I don't know this chick you're hung up on. 770 00:59:02,432 --> 00:59:05,538 And it doesn't matter. Because they're all the same. 771 00:59:06,353 --> 00:59:07,904 Just like we're all the same. 772 00:59:08,516 --> 00:59:11,709 It isn't a bad thing, it just is what it is. 773 00:59:13,163 --> 00:59:16,269 Women, they don't think about shit the way we do. 774 00:59:16,294 --> 00:59:18,523 And we don't think about shit the way they do. 775 00:59:21,018 --> 00:59:22,225 You two are gonna be okay. 776 00:59:22,570 --> 00:59:23,325 Just remember- 777 00:59:24,004 --> 00:59:26,558 You're a man, and she's a woman. 778 00:59:27,404 --> 00:59:29,117 You're not even from the same planet. 779 00:59:31,357 --> 00:59:33,917 You know what? You're right! 780 00:59:34,660 --> 00:59:35,483 Sure am bud. 781 00:59:35,956 --> 00:59:38,850 It doesn't matter what I say or do. 782 00:59:39,268 --> 00:59:43,088 She's gonna come to her own conclusion on her own time! 783 00:59:43,174 --> 00:59:44,188 Preach it brother. 784 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,807 I'm gonna get her. 785 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,506 And I'm gonna tell her that it's okay she doesn't understand. 786 00:59:51,786 --> 00:59:52,486 Church! 787 00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:56,600 And that's okay, because I don't even understand. 788 00:59:56,906 --> 00:59:57,913 Hallelujah! 789 00:59:58,108 --> 01:00:02,688 And if it takes us the rest of our dag burned lives to figure it out. 790 01:00:02,859 --> 01:00:05,745 Well, we're gonna figure it out together! 791 01:00:07,932 --> 01:00:08,905 Lord have mercy! 792 01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:14,789 God damn. 793 01:00:18,203 --> 01:00:19,206 Charlie! 794 01:00:19,231 --> 01:00:20,129 Not now darlin'. 795 01:00:20,154 --> 01:00:21,283 Oh Charlie! 796 01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:22,743 Take a seat sweety. 797 01:00:28,711 --> 01:00:30,177 We'd like you to accept this flower- 798 01:00:30,202 --> 01:00:31,277 No thank's pal! 799 01:00:34,488 --> 01:00:35,928 Get a room ladies! 800 01:00:37,215 --> 01:00:39,168 Carrieola, I need you to listen to me! 801 01:00:39,888 --> 01:00:42,408 Now I know you might not understand. 802 01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:46,314 And that's okay, because I don't even understand. 803 01:00:46,966 --> 01:00:50,886 But what happened between us back in the barn, that was something special. 804 01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:54,006 You said it yourself, you felt a connection. 805 01:00:54,386 --> 01:00:59,686 And that connection is something we people down here spend our entire lives looking for. 806 01:01:00,499 --> 01:01:06,359 And if you're lucky enough to find that one person in this world, or any other world- 807 01:01:06,519 --> 01:01:09,012 Well, you can't just ignore that! 808 01:01:09,585 --> 01:01:11,698 Now whoever you're in there with- 809 01:01:11,838 --> 01:01:12,411 It's Jake! 810 01:01:12,911 --> 01:01:14,611 Okay, Jake. 811 01:01:15,279 --> 01:01:19,747 Now I'm sure you're showing Jake a really great time. 812 01:01:19,772 --> 01:01:20,732 And Jethro! 813 01:01:20,757 --> 01:01:22,025 And Jethro? 814 01:01:22,978 --> 01:01:27,791 But, the connection you felt, between me and you. 815 01:01:28,117 --> 01:01:31,238 Well you're not gonna get that with Jake and Jethro. 816 01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:32,337 And Carl. 817 01:01:32,362 --> 01:01:33,624 And Carl. 818 01:01:33,819 --> 01:01:35,065 I think I saw Jimmy in here too! 819 01:01:35,112 --> 01:01:38,225 Yeah that was me Bobby, sorry about grabbing your ass earlier. 820 01:01:38,499 --> 01:01:40,345 Come on! Enough's enough. 821 01:01:40,787 --> 01:01:41,920 I'm coming in there. 822 01:02:03,999 --> 01:02:05,719 That's a good boy! 823 01:02:10,035 --> 01:02:12,814 Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up! 824 01:02:19,424 --> 01:02:20,024 There. 825 01:02:39,593 --> 01:02:42,513 You haven't seen a girl that I was in here earlier with have you? 826 01:02:45,087 --> 01:02:45,601 Blonde? 827 01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:51,607 Yeah I uh, saw her with some drunk guy in the pool room. 828 01:02:53,343 --> 01:02:54,020 Thanks. 829 01:02:58,506 --> 01:03:00,572 You mind if I use that sink real quick? 830 01:03:03,938 --> 01:03:04,338 Go ahead. 831 01:03:56,413 --> 01:03:58,500 I just don't understand it Charlie. 832 01:04:00,989 --> 01:04:03,203 Everything felt so right with you. 833 01:04:05,305 --> 01:04:10,145 And then I get back here, and it's totally different. 834 01:04:12,403 --> 01:04:16,470 He had a boner! The energy was there. 835 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,030 But I just couldn't. 836 01:04:22,490 --> 01:04:24,037 I didn't even want to. 837 01:04:26,526 --> 01:04:31,806 All I could think about was you, and how it was with you. 838 01:04:34,084 --> 01:04:36,784 I tried to close my eyes and pretend he was you. 839 01:04:39,099 --> 01:04:40,719 But even that didn't work. 840 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:45,816 And I felt like I was gonna get sick. 841 01:04:51,457 --> 01:04:55,337 But then in a second, everything changed. 842 01:04:56,354 --> 01:04:57,883 And I was back in that barn. 843 01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:00,307 With you. 844 01:05:02,671 --> 01:05:04,910 And then my stomach felt really wierd. 845 01:05:06,910 --> 01:05:08,710 But not sick like before. 846 01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:12,417 It was, it was like. 847 01:05:15,971 --> 01:05:17,664 It was, it was like- 848 01:05:18,735 --> 01:05:21,801 Like a whole herd of butterflies was just let loose? 849 01:05:24,066 --> 01:05:24,748 Yeah. 850 01:05:25,978 --> 01:05:27,659 It's time to get out of here Carrieola. 851 01:05:27,744 --> 01:05:30,032 The good news is we have enough energy to get back home. 852 01:05:30,408 --> 01:05:32,672 The bad news is, there's more scrotes on the way. 853 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,619 We have to hit the road before they get down here and cause anymore trouble. 854 01:05:38,724 --> 01:05:39,978 Take us home Charlie. 855 01:05:43,514 --> 01:05:45,511 They're not really gonna leave him, are they? 856 01:05:46,191 --> 01:05:48,338 Well what do you think's gonna happen? 857 01:05:48,797 --> 01:05:50,891 Their Space Babes Charlie, they're not from here. 858 01:05:51,353 --> 01:05:53,717 She can't just leave him, she can't! 859 01:05:53,971 --> 01:05:58,364 Calm down now, one thing fairy tales all have in common, adult or not- 860 01:05:59,057 --> 01:06:00,097 Is a happy ending. 861 01:06:01,178 --> 01:06:03,318 Now you gonna let me finish this story or not? 862 01:06:03,678 --> 01:06:05,518 Okay, let's finish the story. 863 01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:07,551 Okay now where were we? 864 01:06:08,404 --> 01:06:09,218 Oh yeah right. 865 01:06:09,698 --> 01:06:13,731 Charlie and the Babes left the titty bar, and were on their way back to the barn. 866 01:06:36,227 --> 01:06:38,008 So I guess this is goodbye huh? 867 01:06:39,301 --> 01:06:41,508 Yeah, I guess it is. 868 01:06:43,289 --> 01:06:45,875 You do know she's gonna want to take him back with us, right? 869 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:48,409 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's not going to want to leave his home. 870 01:06:49,944 --> 01:06:51,893 What if she wants to stay here? 871 01:06:53,122 --> 01:06:55,128 Come on, you can't be serious. 872 01:06:59,998 --> 01:07:03,004 Go get her communicator, we're going to need to upload her energy too. 873 01:07:11,222 --> 01:07:12,595 Charlie I don't know what to do. 874 01:07:14,075 --> 01:07:15,522 Do what your heart tells you. 875 01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:18,412 I'm trying. 876 01:07:18,965 --> 01:07:20,405 You about ready to get off this rock? 877 01:07:20,945 --> 01:07:22,092 Yeah, just give me a minute. 878 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,967 Give me your communicator and I will. 879 01:07:23,992 --> 01:07:25,758 We need to upload your energy onto the ship. 880 01:07:25,796 --> 01:07:27,492 But you won't have much more than a minute. 881 01:07:27,678 --> 01:07:29,817 She's fueling up and we're taking off in five. 882 01:07:33,033 --> 01:07:34,920 Do you remember the first thing you said to me? 883 01:07:35,873 --> 01:07:36,893 When you first saw me? 884 01:07:37,501 --> 01:07:38,706 When I first saw you. 885 01:07:40,681 --> 01:07:41,747 You said stay. 886 01:07:43,909 --> 01:07:47,607 Please Carrie, don't let that be the last thing I say to you. 887 01:07:50,352 --> 01:07:51,032 I can't. 888 01:07:56,263 --> 01:07:59,016 Look, either we're both staying, or we're both leaving. 889 01:07:59,615 --> 01:08:02,723 We can try to talk and decide which one it is. 890 01:08:03,023 --> 01:08:05,516 But it doesn't matter, because I love you. 891 01:08:07,108 --> 01:08:08,076 Do you love me? 892 01:08:13,716 --> 01:08:14,736 I, I think I do. 893 01:08:15,601 --> 01:08:17,910 Carrie, that makes us in love. 894 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:21,033 And you remember what my daddy told me about being in love. 895 01:08:21,034 --> 01:08:22,102 Charlie look out! 896 01:08:22,127 --> 01:08:25,329 No, I'm pretty sure I told you back at the bar, he said- 897 01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,032 Carrie! 898 01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:31,887 I'm gonna give you the shaft! 899 01:08:31,912 --> 01:08:34,839 Noooooooo! 900 01:08:39,578 --> 01:08:40,924 You've overstayed your welcome bean bag! 901 01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:41,897 Computer! 902 01:08:42,014 --> 01:08:44,238 Blast this nut sack to smithereens! 903 01:08:44,316 --> 01:08:50,276 I'd love to do that Babes, but this nut sack has overridden my system, and has control over all of my circuitry. 904 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,215 The whole situation is quite Shit. 905 01:08:54,919 --> 01:08:58,165 You Space Babes never did know how to keep your pie holes shut! 906 01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,739 Quick, let's get out of here! 907 01:09:01,272 --> 01:09:02,107 Computer! 908 01:09:02,198 --> 01:09:04,392 Open up energy release valve! 909 01:09:09,683 --> 01:09:10,822 Sorry Babes. 910 01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:13,582 You Salzarion son of a skankazoid! 911 01:09:14,089 --> 01:09:15,909 And now that I know you won't be running away. 912 01:09:16,242 --> 01:09:18,855 I'm gonna take my time and savor you! 913 01:09:24,248 --> 01:09:27,975 Oh man, I think I got a rumbly in my tumbly! 914 01:09:29,810 --> 01:09:33,170 Oh man, I think I need to lay down! 915 01:09:33,804 --> 01:09:35,024 I don't feel so good! 916 01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:38,072 Oh is this the way I end? 917 01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:41,332 I'm coming to see you Elizabeth! 918 01:09:41,386 --> 01:09:42,912 Oh my goodness. 919 01:09:43,723 --> 01:09:46,243 Hang on Babes, this ain't over yet! 920 01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:49,476 Why oh Why! Oh it's the big one! 921 01:09:51,182 --> 01:09:52,522 You just gotta stay down! 922 01:09:54,955 --> 01:09:58,829 No matter how hard you fight me, in the end you're still just a Weak! 923 01:09:59,079 --> 01:09:59,786 Little! 924 01:09:59,811 --> 01:10:00,579 Girl! 925 01:10:08,374 --> 01:10:09,894 Oh man, I knew it! 926 01:10:10,361 --> 01:10:11,134 Check it out! 927 01:10:12,189 --> 01:10:12,834 Don't! 928 01:10:13,395 --> 01:10:14,347 Call! 929 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,367 Me! 930 01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:16,886 Girl! 931 01:10:21,368 --> 01:10:22,829 I'm a Space Babe. 932 01:10:34,345 --> 01:10:36,865 Why the Hell did you push me out of the way, you could have been killed. 933 01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:38,398 I thought you were dead. 934 01:10:38,423 --> 01:10:39,758 I thought we were all dead. 935 01:10:40,999 --> 01:10:41,939 Are you okay? 936 01:10:42,559 --> 01:10:45,385 I'm fine Charlie, really I'm fine. 937 01:10:46,871 --> 01:10:48,371 I guess we really are in love. 938 01:10:50,284 --> 01:10:52,704 Yeah, I guess we are. 939 01:10:53,870 --> 01:10:56,997 Just me and you, against the whole universe. 940 01:10:58,396 --> 01:11:00,090 Ain't nothin' gonna keep us apart. 941 01:11:01,231 --> 01:11:02,296 Not even death. 942 01:11:05,975 --> 01:11:07,737 I hate to break up this emotional moment, 943 01:11:07,762 --> 01:11:12,242 but that sad sack did release all of our energy into the atmosphere before you ripped him inside out. 944 01:11:13,642 --> 01:11:16,022 I do not want to be stuck on this rock another minute. 945 01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:17,422 What are we going to do? 946 01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:20,139 Well I don't think we have much of a choice. 947 01:11:20,408 --> 01:11:22,619 We'll pack it in for tonight and get some rest, 948 01:11:22,672 --> 01:11:25,399 and then tomorrow we'll go back to the strip club and start all over again. 949 01:11:25,854 --> 01:11:26,847 Oh my Zob. 950 01:11:27,365 --> 01:11:29,127 I don't think I can go back to that place. 951 01:11:29,747 --> 01:11:31,567 It smells like cotton candy and shame. 952 01:11:32,521 --> 01:11:34,008 Look I don't want to either. 953 01:11:34,033 --> 01:11:35,611 But I don't know what else we can do. 954 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:38,398 We need sexual energy, and a lot of it. 955 01:11:39,049 --> 01:11:41,142 Does anybody else have any bright ideas? 956 01:11:49,401 --> 01:11:50,687 I think we've got an idea. 957 01:13:36,693 --> 01:13:37,426 Computer! 958 01:13:38,086 --> 01:13:39,213 Prepare for launch. 959 01:13:39,644 --> 01:13:42,893 Alert the folk's back at T.C. that we're bringing one back with us. 960 01:13:43,637 --> 01:13:44,817 Take us home! 961 01:13:46,426 --> 01:13:50,870 Her majesty has given the go ahead on our re-entry into the Salzarion system. 962 01:13:50,973 --> 01:13:54,214 And the Titty city welcoming committee is on standby. 963 01:13:54,934 --> 01:13:57,000 Prepare for landing in five- 964 01:13:57,714 --> 01:13:58,607 Four. 965 01:13:59,020 --> 01:13:59,620 Three. 966 01:14:00,314 --> 01:14:01,014 Two. 967 01:14:01,787 --> 01:14:02,494 One. 968 01:14:03,887 --> 01:14:04,813 Gloss up Babes. 969 01:14:05,115 --> 01:14:07,720 I have a feeling there's going to be welcoming party waiting for us. 970 01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:10,466 They're going to get a real kick out of you. 971 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,026 Charlie, welcome to Titty City! 972 01:14:40,793 --> 01:14:41,667 That's it? 973 01:14:42,220 --> 01:14:42,867 That's it. 974 01:14:43,217 --> 01:14:44,300 You're kidding me. 975 01:14:44,829 --> 01:14:47,327 You're not going to tell me what Titty City looks like? 976 01:14:47,828 --> 01:14:52,128 Well, I mean, I don't think you're reay for that quite yet. 977 01:14:52,242 --> 01:14:53,748 What a crock of shit! 978 01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:58,768 Hey now, I'm the boss here, and I'm not sure if you're ready for that part of the story just yet. 979 01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:00,694 I feel ready. 980 01:15:01,078 --> 01:15:03,228 Well, maybe another time Charlie. 981 01:15:03,817 --> 01:15:05,488 I've kept you up long enough. 982 01:15:11,794 --> 01:15:15,494 And besides, some things are better left to the imagination. 983 01:15:15,852 --> 01:15:16,721 Sweet dreams.