Who is this?
[whispering] You are the key.
[dial tone]
Okay...
that was super-freaky.
Who was that?
The person who wants you to find
what's rightfully yours.
And is that the treasure in Mexico?
And why is it rightfully mine?
And what does this have to do with it?
I don't know.
Unless...
you were born in Mexico.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe I'm descended from Aztec royalty or something.
And I'm a princess,
and there's this huge stash of treasure,
which is rightfully mine, and I have to go
in search of it in Mexico,
which is a bit of an adventure,
but it's totally worth it, right?
'Cause I'll be super-rich!
And cursed.Huh?
Legend has it whoever tries
to remove the treasure will be cursed.
Oh, well, maybe on second thought,
we should just leave the treasure where it is.
We don't believe in curses, Nika.
Well, even so, Mexico's pretty far away
so maybe we should just look for some
uncursed treasures that are a little closer to home?
Guys, it's getting late,
maybe finish packing in the morning, huh?
Kate, where was I born?
Oh, well, I don't know the exact location,
but somewhere in the Netherlands, honey.
The Netherlands part of Mexico?
No.
Just the regular Netherlands.
Why? No reason. Just wondering.
Okay.
Well, there goes that theory.
♪♪
[bell ringing]
[drone whirring]
Okay.
[panting]
[Anika] While on vacation in Mexico,
Ruby visited a mysterious Aztec pyramid.
Did it contain the treasure of Montezuma?
She approached the pyramid, but when she saw
what was written on it, she was overcome with fear.
"Aah!"
Oh, sorry, I said "overcome with fear,"
not a stomach ache.
And action!
She was overcome with fear!
Raaah!!And cut!
Perfect!
Was I good?Very good.
Ruby, you're gonna be famous.
[chuckling] Okay, let's get packing.
♪♪
[exhaling]
[Eric] Sal, Anika, Evie,
I want to start loading the car,
can you bring your things down, please?
[Sal] In a minute!
[Anika] Just have to get one more thing!
[Evie] Wait one second![Sal] --be right there!
They're on their way down.
How're we doing here?
We're good-- I would feel better,
though, if all these museum pieces were
picked up before we left.
Danny'll be fine overseeing everything.
Just don't worry.[distant chatter]
It's cool.[clattering]
[Anika] Look out below!
Oh...
how am I gonna get all that in the car?
[squeaking]
Sal, you okay?
Yeah, it's just a...
bit hot.
Which of this stuff is essential?
[overlapping chatter]
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'll try to get it all into the car.
Now, nobody touches anything.
I have a system for this.
[sighing]
♪♪
[air leaks out]
[bicycle bell dings]
I need to go on a vacation
before we can go on this vacation.
But on a positive note, we're ready to go.
I need to go to the bathroom!
Ooh, I forgot a car charger.
I just got hungry.
[sighs]
Well, at least we are ready to go.Yeah.
My phone-- my phone.
No... [sighing]
♪♪
[all] ♪ Seven green bottles ♪
♪ Hanging on the wall ♪
♪ Seven green bottles ♪
♪ Are hanging on the wall ♪
♪ And if one green bottle ♪
♪ Should accidentally fall ♪
♪ Nine green bottles ♪
♪ Hanging on the wall ♪
Guys, I think I put on a bit too many layers.
♪ 40 green bottles ♪
♪ Hanging on the wall ♪
♪ 42 green bottles ♪
[train bell clanging]
[all] Hi!
[Kate] We're going on vacation! [Erik] Yay!
[indistinct chatter]
Wait, turn it around.
Follow the GPS, darling.
I don't trust this GPS.
[Kate] Where do we go?
Do we turn up here?[tires screeching]
[Erik]No? I have to know now.
[Erik] Um, go-- Go left. Go left.
Go-- How left? How left?
[Anika] No-no-no, the GPS said--
the other way around.
[overlapping chatter]
[Erik] Whoa! [Kate] Don't blame me!
Now, we are somewhere here.
[Anika] Why are we in traffic?
Uh, because there's cars-- Because your father picked this route.
Sal, close it!
No, it's so warm, are you kidding?
[overlapping chatter]
[all] Four, three, two--
[Erik] Bingo! [cheering]
[Sal] Yes. [Anika] Finally.
[Erik] After nine days and eleven hours--
[laughing]--we have arrived.
[Evie] Yay!
[Kate] Only two hours late.
[Erik] Well, I told you, Kate,
the GPS was wrong.
Is this it?
It looks a lot different than on the pictures.
And where is the swimming pool?
Ahh, no cell signal?
I really hope there's wi-fi.
Isn't it quiet?
[Evie] Smells like Old MacDonald's farm.
Smells like Old MacDonald's bathroom.
It's probably the dung.
It looks, uh...
a bit run-down.
[Kate] I think it looks quaint.
I love it.
You do?Totally.
It's a perfect place to shoot a horror movie.
Isolated cabin,
spooky forest setting.
All right.
Let's go meet the owner.
[door creaking]
So far, so creepy.
[creaking]
Hello?
[Kate] Hello?
Is the lady who lives here a witch?
[laughing]
No, I don't think so, honey.
Then why does she have a broomstick?
'Cause clearly we don't give you kids enough chores.
I don't see a modem anywhere.
Who am I kidding? This place is from the Stone Age.
You can go a few days without wi-fi.
Have you been taken over by an alien body snatcher?
You live on wi-fi.
I think unplugging for a few days
could do us some good.
And what will your followers think about that?
Oh, I totally forgot about them.
Yeah, besides, we needed to research the treasure map.
Oh, yeah, and find out if we need to go to Mexico.
Looks like no one cleaned up after the last guests.
I know, I don't get it,
the owner said she would meet us here.
Have you got the right dates?
If we're all just waiting around,
why don't I go make us some drinks?
That's a very good idea.
The dates are correct.
You know, maybe the owner went to go get something.
Like a new kitchen.
[all laughing]
[clatter]
What was that?
That was probably...
pipes.Yeah.
[clatter, thudding]
That wasn't pipes.
What if it's the owner?
What if she fell down and got hurt?
Don't you think this place is a little--
Weird? Eccentric? Spooky?
[Sal] All of the above.
Nothing here.
Aah![glass breaks]
What on Earth-- go!
What is it? What happened?
Nika thought she saw a head in a jar.
Well, it really was, I saw it.
Okay, pass us that broomstick.
We have to get rid of the glass. Evie?
Evie?
"Help me"?
[footsteps] [door slams]
Maybe we should go.
Yeah, I-- I think we can find a hotel or something.
Yeah, good idea.Yeah.
[creaking door]
[soft growling]
[rattling] [growling]
[louder growling]
[growling continues]
Wait, hang on...
I recognize those sneakers.
[voice] Hi, Jake!
Gotcha!
[all laughing] Dude.
Look at this wig.Come on.
[chuckling] Rahr!
♪♪
What took you guys so long? I've been here for hours.
Well, it's a bit out of the way, you know.
Well, no, it isn't.
If you took the GPS, I mean,
it got me here like that.
[all snap]
[laughing] [Kate] Where's Daniel?
Oh, uh, he had to leave.
An emergency at work.
He sends his apologies.
[Kate] Honey--[Erik] What is that?
Oh, it's nettle tea,
it's the only thing I could find.
Well, did you look in the kitchen
or in the forest?
It's okay.Now, have you met the owner?
Um, uh, no, no.
The door was open, and no one was home.
Hmm. So, the window message,
that was written in soap, I'm guessing.
Yep, yours truly.
But why did we only see it when it was steamed up?
Magic, Evie.
And, how did you get the head into the jar?
Oh, no-no, that wasn't a head,
it was, uh...
wait...
this-- when you put it in a jar full of water,
it looks like a shrunken head.
Oh, nice one.
Not a nice one at all, actually.
I almost had a heart attack.
Erik, let's go clean this place up a bit.
Wh-- what, you mean we're staying?
Yeah, that was the plan, right?
Well...
Well, where are we gonna sleep?
I mean, there's only two bedrooms,
and one of them's full of women's stuff and...
weird things and, besides, the beds aren't even made.
Well, something must've happened,
or the owner would've cleaned up for us.
Okay, let's take a vote.
Who wants to stay in this weird,
smelly house in the countryside
with not enough beds and no internet?
[sighing]
And who would like to go home?
Remain vote wins!
You voted to stay?
No internet! Remember, Nika?
It's an adventure.
I already claim the top bunk.
I am not sleeping on the floor.
Well, we brought an inflatable mattress.
Which goes on the floor, so no thank you.
[clatter overhead]
Heh, nice one, Jake.
Thanks.
What did I do?
Those noises?
That wasn't me.
[soft thumps]
I swear.
[more thumping]
Sounds like someone's walking on the roof.
I think the house has an attic.
Oh, well, then it's okay, it's just someone in the attic.
[thudding]
[all] There's someone in the attic!
Who's up there?Only one way to find out!
Seriously? Guys?
[creaking]
I don't hear anything.
Maybe we imagined it.
We all imagined it?
At the same time? How does that work?
Mass hysteria?
[clatter]
Okay, there must be a logical explanation for this.
Like, mice.
[clatter] Really big mice.
Uh, you know, mice are actually attracted to dirt.
So, maybe I should just go
and help Kate and Erik clean the kitchen,
and maybe they'll just leave.
[distant] Aah!
[chuckling]
Nope. Very, very locked.
I am the key!
Uh, excuse me?
That's what the voice said. "I am the key".
Maybe it means I can open doors.
Uh, I don't think so.
Open sesame.
Oh.
I must be the key to somewhere else.
Somewhere in Mexico probably.
Come on, let's go help Jake.
Well, that looks a lot more normal.
Mm-hmm, I'm pretty proud of myself.
[chuckling] Of us.
Darling.
[tapping on window]
Aah!
All right, let's empty the car.
With the amount of stuff we brought,
shouldn't take more than an hour.
Ooh! [laughing]
Uh, are you trying to tie a new knot?
Wait-- why don't we use the scissors?
Well, we can't because the rope would break--
Trust me, I've got this one.
Well, why can't we just buy a new rope then?
But where?And why would you
pack scissors on a vacation?
[background chatter]
[Kate] Evie, Evie...
[door creaking]
[background chatter continues]
[door creaking]
This is not that-- Jake, please, help us.
I-- I am--
I'm gonna go put this stuff in the house.
[Erik] No, no-no-no, don't.
No scissors.
Here I am, carrying all this stuff
while the four of them are trying to untie one--
[clatter] --ridiculous, the four of them--
Four-- aah! Wh-- What are you doing?
Wait, come back here!
Wait, where are you going?
Come back here-- ugh!
Are you okay?
There was someone in the house.
What? Did you get 'em on tape?
Um...
Wait, where are you going? Come back here!
Where are you going?
Come back here-- ugh!
No, my camera was set to selfie mode.
[sighs]
Hold on-- they went through my bag!
And mine!Anything been taken?
I don't think so, they just pulled out some stuff.
Oh, no.
What?
The pyramid.
It's gone.
What pyramid?
I-- I wrapped it up in the map this morning
and put it right here.You couldn't have.
Because I have the map.
What map?
Must've used the birthday map
instead of the real Aztec treasure map.
Aztec treasure map?
Whoever it is, they still have the pyramid.
Who'd take that?
Why would they take it?
Unless...Uh, hello, still here.
...it really is a treasure map.
Which means there really is a treasure of Montezuma.
[Anika] And the person on the phone said,
"Find the present with no name,"
which I did, and that was the pyramid.
So, how did it fit through the door?
It was a mini-pyramid.
Yeah, and a Mesoamerican one.
A Meso-what?Yeah, and it was
wrapped up in that treasure map.
Half that treasure map.
So, who sent it?
[gravelly voice] The person with no name.
[gravelly voice] And the sore throat.
And now I can't find what's rightfully mine anymore.
Rightfully--Jake--
can you please stop asking questions
we don't have the answers to?
Well, I will as soon as you start
talking in sentences that I can understand.
[Erik] Guys, what's been going on here?
Why are all the coats on the floor?
Oh, someone went through the house.
They went through everything. What?
While we were out at the car.
Honey, Evie's outside.
That's okay, I'll get it.
Don't worry, nothing's been taken.
Well, except for my--
Except for your what?
My...
my... never mind.
I found it, phew, my gum is safe.
Well, even so, I don't like it.
Well, could it have been the owner?
That makes no sense, why would the owner
do something like that?
I think we should leave.
That's a very good idea.
Guys, let's not overreact.
Honey, you were dying to get out of here.
Uh, yeah, but,
just now, when we were out there,
I-- I communed with nature
just-- just now, I did a lot of communing.
Let's vote again. Who wants to stay?
And who would like to go to a nice, warm,
comfortable, burglar-free hotel?
That's it, we're leaving.
You heard the lady, everything back to the car.
[owl hooting]
So, is it like an ancient map then?
Well, when I was talking to Rex Legend,
who's a bit of an expert on these things--
Uh-- you were talking to Rex Legend? As in...
[all] Legend Seekers?
Yeah, Sal met him.
And you didn't think to text me, like, immediately?
Sorry, we've been pretty busy with birthdays,
treasure maps, burglars.
You know, the usual stuff.
Yeah, well, anyway, Rex thought it might be
a replica of a real ancient treasure map,
and now someone is trying to steal it.
So, what has the pyramid got to do with it?
That's what we don't know yet.
That's why I wanted to stay here,
Jake, so we could find out who was
in the house earlier.
Sorry. What can I say?
I'm a sucker for room service.
[Erik] Jake? Sal? Anika?
Let's get a move on. We have to go.
Okay, here we go.
Everybody set?
[engine stalling]
Oh... [chuckling]
[engine stalling]
Oh, no.What is it, honey?
Well--What's wrong?
It's something with the ignition, I think.
Is it not working?Oh, come on.
Try again, try again. Wait.
[stalling]
Oh--Okay, stay calm.
Stay calm, is the battery not working?
♪♪