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Good morning,
Southern California.
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It's 8:00,
and it's going to be
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another beautiful day
in Palm Springs.
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It's your girl Frankie J,
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and thank you for listening
to your favorite radio station.
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Look at you.
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Such a dirty girl.
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A good shower before
a wild ride is all you need.
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You make heads turn.
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I like that.
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- Hi, Victor!
- Hi!
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In local news,
Major Victor Martin
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won the Sweet Ride
Antique Roadster division.
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Way to go, Major.
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Your local news
is brought to you
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by your friends
at the Cuckoo Café.
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Stop by and check out
their famous strudel
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and art gallery.
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Hey, Victor!
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Sal, what are you doing
with all those old people?
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We learned how to do
papier-mâché.
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It's good for you.
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It stretches the hips,
everything.
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Let's go.
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Aye, aye, aye, aye.
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Nice car.
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Nice Chihuahua.
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What? Why don't you
sell it?
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I can't hear you!
Turn that thing down!
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You're too old for that car,
gringo.
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Why don't you sell it to me?
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How about never?
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Man, a man your age
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should be zipping around
on one of them scooter things.
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- Do you know that guy?
- No.
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What do they call a cholo
who drives an Impala?
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Small theft auto.
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Yeah?
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What was it like growing up
riding dinosaurs?
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Good one.
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Yo, why do you still drive
that thing anyway?
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You can't even
get it up anymore.
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Listen to that big,
bad hombre.
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You want to see me get it up?
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Sure. If you got what it takes.
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All right,
let's do this.
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Yeah!
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Oh, boy.
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Victor, Victor, Victor.
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I guess it's true
what they say:
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you can't teach an old dog
new tricks.
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That son of a bitch
set me up.
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All right, I want you
to look me in the eyes
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when I tell you this.
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I'm looking.
You got great eyes.
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Doesn't she got beautiful eyes?
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- Yeah, you got beautiful eyes.
- Guys, I'm serious.
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I know you like your ride,
but it's got to stop.
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This new DA
means business.
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She's cracking down big time
on you seniors.
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She's cracking down.
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Fail to use your turn signal,
you get a ticket.
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Driving too slow, ticket.
You know how it is.
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Pick your friends,
pick your nose,
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Can't pick your friend's nose.
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- What?
- Promise me, Victor,
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no more shenanigans.
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No more shenanigans,
I get to pick your nose.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Victor...
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Thanks for the heads-up, Nancy.
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Like two hard-boiled eggs
doing the salsa, mm.
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Hello, Billy.
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- Sonia, honey...
- Hm?
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...can I get another slice
of that strudel, please?
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Are you sure?
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Oh, I can't get enough.
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Let me see if Caroline
is still baking.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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Billy wants more.
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Ooh, sorry.
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Oh, it's gorgeous.
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Thanks somewhat.
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It's for the auction.
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Oh, I don't know
how to thank you.
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Mwah.
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Big day, Victor.
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Today you made it
on the cover of Sweet Ride.
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You never done that before,
have you?
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- No, it's the first time, man.
- Yeah.
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I mean,
I'm so excited.
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I like to make
the guys jealous.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You'll have a great time.
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- I'll try to come.
- Really? All right.
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Look. Now, right in there.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Oh! I think I'm getting aroused.
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Good, she's a beautiful girl.
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I'm talking about the car.
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When's this going
to hit the stands?
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In August.
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August.
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That's around the corner.
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Holy shit.
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What is that?
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Oh, that's Ted Garvin.
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There's no way
that that's Ted Garvin.
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That's because the last time
you saw him,
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he was cruising around
in his Caddy,
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puffing a Cuban.
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The picture of a happily
retired man.
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Jesus.
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What happened?
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Story I heard,
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he hit a kid on a bike.
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Months, maybe two months ago.
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Barely grazed him,
but the parents sued,
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and he wound up
losing his license, his car,
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and most of his hair.
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They took away his Caddy?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Look who's here.
Hey, honey!
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- Hey, baby!
- Hi.
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Oh, I'm so glad
you made it!
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Oh! Great!
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- Yeah.
- Danny, Mike.
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- Sal. Guys.
- Hey.
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Yeah, she's the model, man.
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The model.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to Captain Hook's
piano bar.
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Put your hands together
and help me welcome up
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our unofficial host.
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He's calling me up.
I got to go.
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- Okay.
- Do us proud, Vic.
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Do us proud.
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Major Victor Martin!
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Hey! Hey!
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Thank you so much.
Thank you.
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Yeah, this is our bar.
We love it here.
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We welcome you
to Captain Hook's bar,
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because once you come in,
you're hooked.
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And we reel you back in!
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Oh, yeah.
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- You miss me?
- Oh, so much.
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I can't believe
you got her number.
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I think she has the hots for me.
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Well, maybe.
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Danny and Mike,
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they almost had a heart attack.
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Hey!
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Ha, ha, ha.
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- Look who it is.
- Hey, sorry, old man. I couldn't resist.
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Cop was just waiting there
with a big old butterfly net.
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I'm glad somebody
got a laugh out of it.
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You want to do it for real
this time?
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- Get out of here, old man.
- Come on.
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Hey, you in, dipshit?
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Dipshit?
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Whoa!
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Morons.
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I don't know
what happened.
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Oh! Oh!
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Are you okay?
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I'm too old
for this shit!
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Mr. Martin, I'm going to ask you
one more time.
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Are you waiving your right
to an attorney?
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Absolutely,
Your Honor.
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This is an open-and-shut case.
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I'm a pilot.
I know how to drive a car.
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Very well. Proceed.
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The defense calls, um...
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its first witness...
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Mr. Salvatore Giuseppe Spinelli.
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Mr. Spinelli, would you please
come forward?
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Your hat, sir.
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- Remove your hat, please.
- Oh.
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Place your right hand
on the Bible.
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Do you solemnly swear the
testimony you are about to give
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will be the truth,
the whole truth,
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and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?
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- I do.
- Be seated.
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Good afternoon,
Mr. Spinelli.
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Good afternoon, Mr. Martin.
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Mr. Spinelli, would you please
inform the court
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how long you've known
the defendant?
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Well, we met
at Carleton High.
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Freshman-year phys ed.
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In square dancing class.
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There weren't
enough girls,
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so the teacher
paired us up.
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And knowing the defendant as...
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Knowing the defendant
as well as you do...
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how would you describe
his character?
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What-What-What kind
of man is he?
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The bravest man I know.
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Fought in Nam.
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Tested jets for NASA.
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A true American hero.
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And the best damn friend
I could ever have hoped for,
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I'll tell you that.
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Thank you, Sal.
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How many times would you say
you've driven
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with the defendant?
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Too many to count!
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Way up in the thousands,
at least.
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Would you describe him
as reckless?
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No.
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Confident, maybe.
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But never reckless.
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This community
is attracting a younger crowd.
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And it is our priority...
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indeed our economic necessity...
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to welcome them.
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Drivers like Mr. Martin
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are ticking time bombs
on wheels.
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And I, for one,
don't want to wait around
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for these bombs to go off
and kill innocent people.
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So I'm here today to plead
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that the court
do whenever it can
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to defuse these bombs
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for the public's safety,
as well as that of the driver.
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After careful review
of the evidence and testimony,
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I am compelled to rule
in favor of the state.
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Mr. Martin,
under California Vehicle Code
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at sections 13100-13376,
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I am hereby revoking
your driver's license
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and ordering that your car
be impounded
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until you can clearly prove
to this court
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that you're fit to drive and
able to obey our traffic laws.
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You will have an opportunity
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to retest in the next 30 days.
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Where do you think
they're taking her?
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The impound out on Bancroft.
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Looks more like a junkyard
if you ask me.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Name's Kendall.
Rock Kendall.
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I specialize in helping guys
like you get their car back.
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Here.
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Call me.
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Come on, Timmy.
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What the...?
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Why'd you do that?
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Cheap suit.
White sneakers.
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Who dress like that?
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I wouldn't trust him
as far as I could spit.
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No, no, no, I'm going
to take the test next week
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and pass it
with flying colors.
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Should we grab it?
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You're kidding me,
right?
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No.
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Victor Martin does not
take the bus.
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Not now, not ever.
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Losers take the bus.
Losers and old people.
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Okay, right here.
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Thirty-two, plus tip.
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Plus tip?
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Ah.
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Whoa, what a day.
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Mm, tell me
about it.
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00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:06,119
You work too hard.
266
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:09,289
No, really, I think I need
to hire an extra person.
267
00:16:09,356 --> 00:16:10,591
Here.
268
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:11,857
- That's for...
- No.
269
00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:13,392
No, no, no, no.
I insist.
270
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,127
I insist.
Take it, take it.
271
00:16:15,194 --> 00:16:16,562
It's yours.
272
00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:18,564
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
273
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,199
Don't you dare.
274
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,237
Aw, you're too sweet.
275
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,138
We're heading back.
276
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:30,807
Oh, well, I'm staying.
277
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,742
I'll catch a cab back.
278
00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:35,245
Don't stay out too late.
You got your big test tomorrow.
279
00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:39,948
Oh, come on, I... I can drive
around those cones in my sleep.
280
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:42,252
- Good night, miss.
- Good night.
281
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:43,918
Yeah.
282
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:48,624
- What?
- Take this.
283
00:16:48,656 --> 00:16:50,292
No, I don't... I...
284
00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:52,759
Take it. Take it.
285
00:16:52,826 --> 00:16:54,495
I totally, totally...
286
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:55,662
Wow.
287
00:16:57,998 --> 00:17:00,634
- If you don't mind me asking...
- I don't mind.
288
00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:05,838
What's a man like you still
doing chasing younger women?
289
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:09,941
You mean a man my age?
290
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,844
Yes.
291
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:18,483
Because they're so beautiful.
292
00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:22,453
Fair enough.
293
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,855
Hey, I hope I don't come off
like a chauvinist pig.
294
00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:30,527
Pigs are very smart.
295
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:36,932
Do you want to come
to a pool party with me?
296
00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:43,305
This is amazing.
297
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,945
Hey, come on.
298
00:17:52,011 --> 00:17:55,615
Victor!
Victor, come on!
299
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:05,723
- Wanna get some?
- Yeah.
300
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,559
- Yeah?
- What are you doing?
301
00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:10,994
- Oh, my... No.
- It'll be fun. Come on.
302
00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:12,663
I'm not going
to take off my pants.
303
00:18:12,729 --> 00:18:14,532
- Whoo!
- Hey!
304
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:20,135
Whoo! Come on in!
305
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,575
Whoo!
306
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:37,751
Whoa.
307
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,088
Car handles
like a goddamn tank.
308
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,257
Well, you drive it
like a tank.
309
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,227
Ah!
310
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,163
Think I killed them?
311
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,233
Not sure about the kid.
312
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,501
But the mother?
313
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,035
Definitely.
314
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,745
Sorry.
315
00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:15,418
God, the sun's in my eyes.
I can hardly see.
316
00:19:15,451 --> 00:19:16,852
Just pull over.
317
00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:21,291
Carlos Diaz?
318
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,693
Congratulations,
Mr. Diaz,
319
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,061
the only one who had
a perfect score today.
320
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:30,632
Take this to Window 12
and schedule your driving test.
321
00:19:34,635 --> 00:19:36,470
Mr. Martin?
322
00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:38,937
Victor Martin?
323
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:40,440
Huh?
324
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:41,641
Mr. Martin?
325
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,410
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
326
00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,160
Hey there,
Mr. Martin.
327
00:20:04,428 --> 00:20:05,662
What's up, dude?
328
00:20:05,762 --> 00:20:07,331
Where's the car?
329
00:20:15,471 --> 00:20:17,139
Open the door!
330
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,341
Open the... Oh, shit.
331
00:21:13,988 --> 00:21:16,391
Sir? Are you okay?
332
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:23,397
Just getting a beer.
333
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,570
Hey, isn't that my...?
334
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,506
What? What the...?
335
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,041
What the hell?
336
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,081
Hey, wait. Hey! Hey!
337
00:21:46,817 --> 00:21:48,385
- Oh!
- Oh!
338
00:21:48,419 --> 00:21:50,220
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Are you all right?
339
00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:52,256
It feels like I'm riding
a bucking bronco here.
340
00:21:52,356 --> 00:21:53,690
Yes. Oh, God.
341
00:21:53,757 --> 00:21:55,691
- So sorry.
- No, it's all right.
342
00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:57,493
Oh, your bag tore.
343
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:01,731
Oh, dearie. You know what?
I have... I have an extra bag.
344
00:22:01,764 --> 00:22:03,097
Put them in here.
345
00:22:03,165 --> 00:22:05,333
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
346
00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:14,909
"Potassium sorbate,
azo-carbonate..."
347
00:22:17,278 --> 00:22:20,914
"...natural, artificial flavors,
calcium phos..."
348
00:22:20,946 --> 00:22:22,582
I am starting to salivate.
349
00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:24,751
This is to die for.
350
00:22:24,784 --> 00:22:27,952
Making fun
of my honey buns.
351
00:22:46,436 --> 00:22:47,804
No.
352
00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:50,140
Oh, my God.
353
00:22:51,307 --> 00:22:52,441
Ugh.
354
00:23:02,283 --> 00:23:03,551
Oh, boy.
355
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,958
I'll be a son of a bitch.
356
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,829
I am hereby revoking
your driver's license.
357
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,632
evoking your driver's license. R
358
00:23:45,522 --> 00:23:47,489
Oh.
359
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,865
Here it is.
360
00:23:57,965 --> 00:23:59,700
Kendal and Associates.
361
00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,034
How'd you find it?
362
00:24:01,102 --> 00:24:03,370
- Checked it on Google.
- Google?
363
00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:07,039
The DMV's top examiner's name
364
00:24:07,107 --> 00:24:10,843
is Larry "Lockdown" Mipps.
365
00:24:10,876 --> 00:24:12,545
Yeah, I know him.
366
00:24:12,611 --> 00:24:16,949
Well, let's have a little look
at his handiwork, shall we?
367
00:24:17,016 --> 00:24:20,118
Now, this is the test course
before Mipps.
368
00:24:20,184 --> 00:24:22,854
Look at how much space there is
between those cones.
369
00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:26,524
This is the test course
after Mipps.
370
00:24:26,557 --> 00:24:28,525
See how much closer
those cones are?
371
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:29,993
Wow.
372
00:24:30,059 --> 00:24:31,795
Who could do that?
373
00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:35,031
That is where I come in.
374
00:24:35,063 --> 00:24:38,301
For just $799,
375
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:43,638
I will personally train you
to beat that course.
376
00:24:43,705 --> 00:24:45,040
But...
377
00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:48,009
I want you to listen to me,
378
00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:49,411
and I want you
listen to me good,
379
00:24:49,511 --> 00:24:51,478
because I'm only going
to say this once.
380
00:24:51,545 --> 00:24:52,913
This is not about you
381
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:56,650
getting back your license
to drive, damn it.
382
00:24:56,717 --> 00:24:58,918
This is about you...
383
00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:02,388
getting back your license
to live.
384
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:05,692
Wow.
385
00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:09,595
And would you happen to know
who Mr. Mipps' best friend is?
386
00:25:09,661 --> 00:25:11,096
It's none other...
387
00:25:12,764 --> 00:25:14,099
than Tess Woodson.
388
00:25:14,199 --> 00:25:15,766
Your favorite DA.
389
00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:17,234
Oh.
390
00:25:17,268 --> 00:25:18,436
Get her.
391
00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:23,206
Oh! Focus, Victor, focus.
392
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,508
And, by the way,
on one leg.
393
00:25:25,575 --> 00:25:26,910
One leg?
394
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,345
Okay.
395
00:25:30,347 --> 00:25:33,682
Oh. Timmy, would you mind
demonstrating the proper way
396
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,351
to throw a dart?
397
00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,719
One leg.
398
00:25:41,356 --> 00:25:42,457
Wow.
399
00:25:43,691 --> 00:25:45,026
Yeah.
400
00:25:46,227 --> 00:25:47,527
What are you doing?
401
00:25:47,594 --> 00:25:50,230
I'm just trying to gauge
your reflexes.
402
00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:55,301
Got it?
403
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:56,469
Got it.
404
00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:58,638
Look, before I join
your little program,
405
00:25:58,738 --> 00:26:03,308
I need to know how you plan
on finagling my retest.
406
00:26:03,408 --> 00:26:05,276
Not everybody knows this,
407
00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:07,445
but according to the state code,
408
00:26:07,479 --> 00:26:11,982
buried deep in Article 14,
Section 3,
409
00:26:12,049 --> 00:26:14,818
you have a right
to a medical waiver.
410
00:26:14,885 --> 00:26:17,721
And that means
all I have to do
411
00:26:17,788 --> 00:26:20,757
is file a standard DMV form.
412
00:26:20,823 --> 00:26:21,991
And before you can say,
413
00:26:22,092 --> 00:26:23,292
"Where the hell
are my car keys?"
414
00:26:23,326 --> 00:26:24,927
you have a retest date.
415
00:26:24,994 --> 00:26:26,329
Well, what happens
416
00:26:26,428 --> 00:26:27,829
if I don't have
a medical condition?
417
00:26:27,929 --> 00:26:29,164
How old are you?
418
00:26:29,264 --> 00:26:31,500
- 72.
- That's a medical problem.
419
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,802
Oh.
420
00:26:33,835 --> 00:26:36,237
All right, so, what are we
waiting around for?
421
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,938
File the damn papers.
422
00:26:38,005 --> 00:26:40,675
Timmy, if you could, could you
file the form posthaste?
423
00:26:42,343 --> 00:26:45,146
Now, I got to warn you,
Major,
424
00:26:45,178 --> 00:26:47,514
the next few weeks are going
to be your toughest
425
00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:48,648
since boot camp.
426
00:26:48,682 --> 00:26:50,117
You think you can
prepare for that?
427
00:26:50,183 --> 00:26:51,517
- I can handle it.
- Yeah?
428
00:26:51,617 --> 00:26:53,519
- How bad you want that car back?
- I can handle it.
429
00:26:53,585 --> 00:26:55,320
I can handle it.
I want it...
430
00:26:55,354 --> 00:26:56,989
I want the goddamn
car back!
431
00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:58,323
Oh, see?
432
00:26:58,357 --> 00:27:00,092
That's what I'm talking about.
433
00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:02,161
That's the fire I need.
434
00:27:03,428 --> 00:27:04,529
Dude...
435
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,003
Well.
436
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:55,005
Of all the cafés in
all the towns in all the world.
437
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,574
I had to walk into yours.
438
00:27:57,975 --> 00:27:59,577
- Your place?
- Yes, sir.
439
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,845
Oh!
440
00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:03,346
I must have driven past here
a thousand times.
441
00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:05,248
Well, it's never too late.
442
00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:06,850
Let's make this official.
443
00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:08,152
Caroline Summers.
444
00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:10,087
- Victor Martin.
- Nice to meet you.
445
00:28:11,253 --> 00:28:12,588
Impressive place.
446
00:28:15,424 --> 00:28:18,260
And what about the cuckoo?
447
00:28:18,326 --> 00:28:21,062
Oh, he's extinct.
He never comes out.
448
00:28:21,096 --> 00:28:22,497
Can I get you a table
by the window?
449
00:28:22,563 --> 00:28:24,332
Oh, I've always been
a counter man myself.
450
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:27,267
Alrighty, then.
Well, belly up to the bar, then.
451
00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:28,869
What do you
recommend?
452
00:28:30,204 --> 00:28:32,839
Our strudel was just named
Pastry of the Year
453
00:28:32,906 --> 00:28:34,573
by Palm Springs Magazine.
454
00:28:34,607 --> 00:28:38,178
We beat out a red velvet cupcake
with pomegranate frosting.
455
00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:40,379
Well, that is stiff
competition.
456
00:28:40,446 --> 00:28:41,614
Mm-hm.
457
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,215
Strudel it is.
458
00:28:44,949 --> 00:28:46,618
Sonia, this is Victor.
459
00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,187
- Hi.
- Victor, this is Sonia.
460
00:28:48,254 --> 00:28:49,754
- What do you say, Sonia?
- Nice to meet you.
461
00:28:49,788 --> 00:28:52,723
Now, Victor, I know that you
love your honey buns,
462
00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:55,859
but I think you're going to like
this just a wee bit better.
463
00:28:55,926 --> 00:28:58,129
Okay.
464
00:28:58,961 --> 00:29:00,264
- You ready?
- Mm-hm.
465
00:29:00,296 --> 00:29:02,199
All right,
this is the big test now.
466
00:29:07,769 --> 00:29:09,238
Oh, my God.
467
00:29:09,304 --> 00:29:11,306
- Well? Did I lie?
- Oh!
468
00:29:11,406 --> 00:29:12,974
No!
469
00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:14,243
Wow.
470
00:29:14,308 --> 00:29:16,477
Wow, look at this.
471
00:29:18,479 --> 00:29:23,783
"Art auction. Proceeds to help
save the desert turtle."
472
00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:26,920
- Tortoise.
- Tortoise. Excuse me.
473
00:29:26,986 --> 00:29:28,321
Tortoise.
474
00:29:29,223 --> 00:29:32,225
And what about the cuckoo?
475
00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,262
I'd have an art auction
for him.
476
00:29:36,328 --> 00:29:38,164
Poor little guy.
Look at him.
477
00:29:39,131 --> 00:29:40,765
Is there a story there?
478
00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,068
Uh...
479
00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:44,468
yeah, there is.
480
00:29:45,336 --> 00:29:46,837
Maybe next time.
481
00:29:46,903 --> 00:29:48,939
Right now I'm trying
to figure out this app.
482
00:29:49,005 --> 00:29:50,674
Can't help you there.
483
00:29:50,774 --> 00:29:52,843
I'm still working
on Snapshot.
484
00:29:54,944 --> 00:29:56,246
What are you laughing at?
485
00:29:56,313 --> 00:29:58,848
It's not Snapshot.
486
00:29:58,948 --> 00:30:00,482
It's Snapchat.
487
00:30:00,516 --> 00:30:03,952
Oh. See? I can't even
help you with the name.
488
00:30:05,353 --> 00:30:06,988
My God.
489
00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:08,957
This is the best
I ever had.
490
00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:10,824
- Good, I'm glad you like it.
- Yeah.
491
00:30:10,858 --> 00:30:12,025
It's 100% organic.
492
00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:13,527
Oh!
493
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,829
Well, I think I'm having
an reaction.
494
00:30:15,863 --> 00:30:17,998
I'm having
an allergic reaction.
495
00:30:18,031 --> 00:30:20,867
- Should I call 911?
- I'm having titanium chloride withdrawal.
496
00:30:20,933 --> 00:30:23,103
- Mm-hm.
- Get me something from the package.
497
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:25,371
It'll be...
498
00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:28,840
I'm better now.
499
00:30:33,545 --> 00:30:35,180
- Yeah. Okay.
- Hey.
500
00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:38,350
Trust me, this is better than
any driving simulator out there.
501
00:30:38,382 --> 00:30:39,717
- Right. Okay.
- Come on.
502
00:30:39,783 --> 00:30:42,485
- All you.
- All right, let's do this.
503
00:30:44,355 --> 00:30:46,890
Oh, this is ridiculous.
504
00:30:46,956 --> 00:30:48,725
Come on.
505
00:30:54,529 --> 00:30:55,831
Oh!
506
00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:02,637
- Yeah.
- I think we'd better try something else.
507
00:31:04,005 --> 00:31:05,240
Oh!
508
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:06,740
One more time,
509
00:31:06,806 --> 00:31:08,575
how does this prepare me
to get my license back?
510
00:31:08,642 --> 00:31:10,510
Builds toughness.
Competitive drive.
511
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,246
- Yeah?
- Agility.
512
00:31:12,313 --> 00:31:15,348
Plus the fact that I just loved
playing it when I was a kid.
513
00:31:16,216 --> 00:31:17,983
Oh! Oh!
514
00:31:24,422 --> 00:31:25,757
Come on, Sal. Come on...
515
00:31:25,823 --> 00:31:27,259
Oh! Put it up.
516
00:31:27,326 --> 00:31:29,494
Put it up!
Put it up! Oh!
517
00:31:31,528 --> 00:31:33,931
- Whoa!
- Yay!
518
00:31:33,997 --> 00:31:35,933
Victor, take it out.
519
00:31:37,034 --> 00:31:38,434
Come on, find the pairs.
520
00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:40,270
Got this.
Over here is...
521
00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:43,273
Come on, Victor.
Concentrate.
522
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,941
Well, it's...
523
00:31:46,008 --> 00:31:47,109
Oh!
524
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,377
Come on, Victor.
Concentrate.
525
00:31:48,443 --> 00:31:50,612
I'm trying, I'm trying.
526
00:31:52,447 --> 00:31:53,949
Okay, so...
527
00:31:55,616 --> 00:31:58,619
Ace of hearts is...
528
00:32:01,222 --> 00:32:02,755
is...
529
00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:05,558
no.
530
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,793
Victor.
531
00:32:06,859 --> 00:32:07,794
I can't.
532
00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:09,229
That's the whole point,
Victor.
533
00:32:09,296 --> 00:32:10,595
If you get distracted
534
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,198
by some pretty young thing
during the test,
535
00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:14,233
it is bye-bye,
little silver Porsche.
536
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,802
- You're all cracked out!
- I can't do it, man!
537
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,569
- I can't!
- Okay, all right. Okay.
538
00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:20,638
I can't do that in my face
every three seconds.
539
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,207
- All right, let's...
- Hi, how are you?
540
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,442
...let's call it a day,
shall we?
541
00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:24,809
- Oh, geez.
- Nice work, girls.
542
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:26,310
Yes. Yeah.
543
00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:28,412
And-And five gallons
of cider, please.
544
00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:31,148
No, wait, wait.
Make that six. Yeah.
545
00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,117
Whoa, hold on. What...
546
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,783
What are you doing?
547
00:32:34,817 --> 00:32:37,820
I'm trying to figure out
what the heck is wrong with it.
548
00:32:37,886 --> 00:32:39,322
What's he doing?
549
00:32:39,422 --> 00:32:41,124
Trying to fix
the cuckoo.
550
00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:42,391
Really?
551
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,925
Do not go there.
552
00:32:43,992 --> 00:32:45,593
No, Victor, really,
don't bother.
553
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:47,329
It just... It hasn't worked
in forever.
554
00:32:47,429 --> 00:32:48,930
It's just...
555
00:32:48,997 --> 00:32:50,231
I'm sorry, yes.
556
00:32:50,298 --> 00:32:51,798
Yes, that's everything.
557
00:32:51,832 --> 00:32:53,334
Thanks so much. Bye.
558
00:32:57,171 --> 00:33:01,640
So, you really want to hear
the story of the cuckoo clock?
559
00:33:01,674 --> 00:33:04,910
Yeah, I really want to hear
the story of the cuckoo clock.
560
00:33:04,977 --> 00:33:09,348
Unless you're tired of telling
the story of the cuckoo clock.
561
00:33:09,415 --> 00:33:10,682
No, no, no, no, no.
562
00:33:10,749 --> 00:33:12,751
I mean, do you have
to be anywhere?
563
00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:15,019
My evening's wide open.
564
00:33:16,087 --> 00:33:17,855
Okay, because...
565
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:21,759
the telling of the story
of the cuckoo clock
566
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:27,031
needs a certain just-right
accompaniment.
567
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:30,366
Some wine...
568
00:33:33,269 --> 00:33:35,204
A little wine.
569
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:37,873
And a little time.
570
00:33:37,973 --> 00:33:39,540
Well, you got me
all intrigued.
571
00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,310
Ah.
572
00:33:42,377 --> 00:33:44,179
What?
573
00:33:44,212 --> 00:33:45,613
I thought all wine
was organic.
574
00:33:45,679 --> 00:33:47,281
Oh, please tell me
575
00:33:47,348 --> 00:33:49,682
that you've been living
in a cave all these years.
576
00:33:49,716 --> 00:33:51,385
Well, a nicely
furnished one.
577
00:33:52,719 --> 00:33:54,054
Well, here's to healthy wine.
578
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,322
Here's to healthy wine.
579
00:33:56,389 --> 00:33:58,525
The story of the cuckoo clock...
580
00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:02,727
is really the story
of a spell.
581
00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:04,729
A spell!
582
00:34:05,863 --> 00:34:08,866
If you interrupt me,
bad things happen.
583
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,234
Sorry.
584
00:34:10,334 --> 00:34:13,003
He doesn't move,
but he always is watching.
585
00:34:13,071 --> 00:34:14,871
Huh.
586
00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:19,209
The cuckoo clock
was made in Sebastopol in 1898
587
00:34:19,242 --> 00:34:21,311
by Omar Hussein al-Aman.
588
00:34:21,378 --> 00:34:22,745
He was an old jeweler.
589
00:34:22,845 --> 00:34:25,748
Legend has it
he was 123.
590
00:34:25,815 --> 00:34:27,682
123...?
591
00:34:29,418 --> 00:34:33,922
Now, the clock is his
masterpiece.
592
00:34:33,987 --> 00:34:37,591
It's taken him 11 years
to create it.
593
00:34:37,691 --> 00:34:39,494
It's finally complete.
594
00:34:39,561 --> 00:34:41,895
He brings it home
595
00:34:41,928 --> 00:34:44,565
and he hangs it
on the wall
596
00:34:44,597 --> 00:34:47,767
next to a portrait
of his wife, Helene.
597
00:34:47,834 --> 00:34:51,870
She was his one
and only true love.
598
00:34:51,937 --> 00:34:53,605
And he says,
599
00:34:53,672 --> 00:34:57,443
"I made this in memory
of our love, my darling."
600
00:34:58,376 --> 00:34:59,544
And then he goes to bed
601
00:34:59,610 --> 00:35:02,114
and he closes his eyes.
602
00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:05,350
And at the stroke
of midnight,
603
00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:07,617
he never opens them again.
604
00:35:11,188 --> 00:35:15,592
And it's said that his spirit
inhabits the clock.
605
00:35:16,692 --> 00:35:18,794
So that, my good man,
606
00:35:18,861 --> 00:35:21,464
is the story
of my cuckoo clock.
607
00:35:30,438 --> 00:35:32,806
And the spell?
608
00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:34,808
Well, you know what?
I don't...
609
00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:36,310
I'm not sure, exactly.
610
00:35:36,377 --> 00:35:38,278
You know,
it is kind of the...
611
00:35:38,311 --> 00:35:40,913
You know, if the cuckoo
ever cuckoos again
612
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:43,316
and someone is...
613
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,285
You know, and I don't know.
Nobody really knows for sure.
614
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:48,653
Good or bad?
615
00:35:50,589 --> 00:35:51,923
It's...
616
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:54,626
You know.
617
00:36:05,435 --> 00:36:07,237
You want the sports section,
Vic?
618
00:36:08,472 --> 00:36:10,006
No, I'm okay.
619
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:16,112
Hey. Hey!
620
00:36:16,179 --> 00:36:17,812
That's my car.
621
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,514
I thought your car
was in the pound.
622
00:36:19,614 --> 00:36:21,249
I thought so too.
623
00:36:21,316 --> 00:36:23,518
Hey! Hey!
624
00:36:23,618 --> 00:36:25,320
Vic, they don't open.
625
00:36:25,353 --> 00:36:27,288
Hey, that's my car!
626
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,590
Hey, wait a minute.
627
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:33,760
Open the doors!
628
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,795
Hey! Hey!
629
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:40,333
Hey, that's my car!
630
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:42,201
Hey! Ah!
631
00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:44,336
Oh, shit!
632
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:49,707
Goddamn...
633
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,644
Hey. Hey.
634
00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:55,613
Yo, gringo, you okay?
635
00:37:02,118 --> 00:37:03,386
Just a second.
636
00:37:03,486 --> 00:37:04,720
Hey.
637
00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:11,527
Here's what
I need you to do.
638
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,195
Oh! Go!
639
00:37:20,801 --> 00:37:22,569
By the way,
640
00:37:22,669 --> 00:37:24,071
mi nombre es Torres.
641
00:37:25,672 --> 00:37:27,907
Mi es nombre
Victor Martin.
642
00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:38,183
I can't go in.
643
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,917
Why not?
644
00:37:39,984 --> 00:37:42,153
I don't intend to go back
in la pinta.
645
00:37:43,321 --> 00:37:44,989
Pinta, man. Jail.
646
00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:47,258
One more strike
and I'm off for a while.
647
00:38:19,619 --> 00:38:20,953
Hot.
648
00:38:22,122 --> 00:38:24,857
Hey! You got a permit
to be in here?
649
00:38:26,191 --> 00:38:29,094
I saw someone driving my car
just a while ago.
650
00:38:29,128 --> 00:38:30,962
No one took your car,
old man.
651
00:38:31,030 --> 00:38:33,964
Now get out before I have you
arrested for trespassing.
652
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:36,367
Get out of here.
653
00:38:37,801 --> 00:38:39,370
I'll be back for you.
654
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:50,746
- Motherfucker.
- Crazy old man.
655
00:38:50,812 --> 00:38:52,715
- So?
- Found her.
656
00:38:52,782 --> 00:38:53,915
She was waiting for me.
657
00:38:53,982 --> 00:38:55,651
I got to get her back.
658
00:38:55,718 --> 00:38:57,286
Listen, Vic,
659
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,254
you give me a call anytime
you need a ride, all right?
660
00:38:59,321 --> 00:39:01,656
I feel bad about all this.
Your car wouldn't be in here...
661
00:39:01,723 --> 00:39:04,426
No, no, no, no, no.
662
00:39:04,492 --> 00:39:05,958
Not your fault.
663
00:39:05,993 --> 00:39:08,662
You're not the only dipshit
at this party.
664
00:39:20,972 --> 00:39:22,641
...an art auction tonight
665
00:39:22,674 --> 00:39:24,343
at the Cuckoo Café.
666
00:39:24,409 --> 00:39:26,178
All proceeds will go to save
the desert tortoises.
667
00:39:26,278 --> 00:39:28,814
Make sure you
and all your friends show up.
668
00:39:30,681 --> 00:39:32,849
We've come to fix the clock.
669
00:39:34,318 --> 00:39:37,021
Ha! My name is
Victor Von Martin.
670
00:39:37,121 --> 00:39:39,989
former jet pilot,
insane mechanical skills.
671
00:39:40,023 --> 00:39:42,525
This is Salvatore Spinelli.
672
00:39:42,592 --> 00:39:45,328
Salvatore, jeweler,
42 years.
673
00:39:45,362 --> 00:39:47,329
Forty-three, actually.
674
00:39:47,363 --> 00:39:48,863
Nice to meet you.
675
00:39:48,963 --> 00:39:52,267
Victor, I really appreciate
your enthusiasm, but no.
676
00:39:52,334 --> 00:39:54,435
The cuckoo will cuckoo
no more.
677
00:39:54,502 --> 00:39:57,105
Fraulein, you insult me.
678
00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:03,043
He told me about the spell.
679
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,380
I need to know.
680
00:40:10,949 --> 00:40:13,386
- What's that?
- 123-year-old guy
681
00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:14,787
who fondled himself.
682
00:40:18,390 --> 00:40:21,459
- That's a good tone.
- Good tone.
683
00:40:21,526 --> 00:40:23,461
Gain weight, lose weight.
684
00:40:26,463 --> 00:40:29,400
- Yeah.
- Hey, I see...
685
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,836
I saw. I saw.
686
00:40:32,902 --> 00:40:34,237
This is so much better.
687
00:40:34,303 --> 00:40:36,139
This is what
Sherlock Holmes used.
688
00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:43,145
- There we go.
- Look at that.
689
00:40:43,211 --> 00:40:45,380
It's coming together, man.
690
00:40:52,186 --> 00:40:53,320
Cogs.
691
00:40:53,387 --> 00:40:54,522
Lots of cogs?
692
00:40:54,588 --> 00:40:55,922
Lots of cogs.
693
00:40:57,191 --> 00:40:58,858
- You know what that is?
- Yeah.
694
00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,393
- A counter cog.
- Yeah.
695
00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:04,431
- Wow.
- Hey.
696
00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:06,265
- Wow.
- What do you see?
697
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:18,176
Eight, seven,
698
00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:20,611
six, five,
699
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,613
four, three,
700
00:41:23,713 --> 00:41:26,349
two, one!
701
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,285
Come on, baby!
702
00:41:32,721 --> 00:41:35,357
- Come on.
- Come on!
703
00:41:37,792 --> 00:41:40,361
Oh, shoot.
704
00:41:40,428 --> 00:41:42,597
I'm so sorry, man.
705
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,032
Well, we just...
706
00:41:47,968 --> 00:41:49,536
You did it! You did it!
707
00:41:49,603 --> 00:41:51,472
You did it!
708
00:41:51,572 --> 00:41:53,140
- I can't believe you did it!
- Yes!
709
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,474
I can't believe
you did it!
710
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,409
I can't believe it either.
711
00:41:58,711 --> 00:42:00,146
I can't believe it either.
712
00:42:00,246 --> 00:42:02,147
Are you all right?
713
00:42:02,247 --> 00:42:03,482
Yes. Yes.
714
00:42:04,716 --> 00:42:06,318
And the spell...
715
00:42:09,054 --> 00:42:11,121
What a beautiful thing.
716
00:42:14,658 --> 00:42:16,160
Him?
717
00:42:17,294 --> 00:42:18,661
I guess.
718
00:42:20,230 --> 00:42:23,099
I can't believe
grandma was right.
719
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,001
I'll meet the one and only....
720
00:42:25,068 --> 00:42:27,002
When the cuckoo strikes again.
721
00:42:27,069 --> 00:42:29,304
Don't say it! Don't say it!
722
00:42:32,241 --> 00:42:33,342
Oh, wow.
723
00:42:35,476 --> 00:42:37,745
Hey, Sal.
724
00:42:37,812 --> 00:42:40,281
- Yeah?
- Can I ask you a question?
725
00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:41,748
Sure.
726
00:42:41,815 --> 00:42:43,783
How long were you married
with Jenny?
727
00:42:43,850 --> 00:42:47,254
Forty-two years.
728
00:42:49,189 --> 00:42:51,757
And, Sal, how is it?
729
00:42:51,824 --> 00:42:55,661
I mean, you know, I'd see you
squabbling every now and then.
730
00:42:55,694 --> 00:42:58,630
Ah. Ups and downs.
731
00:42:59,864 --> 00:43:02,700
But I'd do it all over again.
732
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:03,935
- You would?
- Yeah.
733
00:43:04,003 --> 00:43:05,370
Give me that.
734
00:43:06,303 --> 00:43:08,205
You ready to settle down?
735
00:43:08,272 --> 00:43:09,373
Yeah.
736
00:43:11,308 --> 00:43:12,442
Wow.
737
00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:20,650
How would you like to go
to an auction tonight?
738
00:43:24,886 --> 00:43:28,123
Well, well, well.
Look at the two of you.
739
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,025
A couple of Hollywood
leading men.
740
00:43:30,057 --> 00:43:31,225
You look ravishing.
741
00:43:31,292 --> 00:43:33,561
Yeah. Gorgeous dress.
742
00:43:33,627 --> 00:43:36,031
Oh, thanks, guys.
743
00:43:37,131 --> 00:43:39,065
This picture,
where'd you take it?
744
00:43:39,165 --> 00:43:40,733
Gosh, that was
my very first assignment
745
00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:42,402
for National Geographic.
746
00:43:42,468 --> 00:43:44,837
They sent me out in the desert
to photograph the wildlife.
747
00:43:44,904 --> 00:43:46,405
And just as I arrived,
748
00:43:46,505 --> 00:43:49,541
this little fella showed up
and smiled at me.
749
00:43:50,842 --> 00:43:52,377
Oh, wow.
750
00:43:53,578 --> 00:43:55,413
Anyway, let's get
this auction started.
751
00:43:57,049 --> 00:43:58,416
Victor...
752
00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:01,651
save the tortoise.
753
00:44:01,718 --> 00:44:05,155
Save the desert.
Save the world.
754
00:44:09,993 --> 00:44:12,428
Save the tortoise, Victor.
755
00:44:16,165 --> 00:44:18,033
I might just do that.
756
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,703
And the current bid is $350.
757
00:44:21,769 --> 00:44:24,572
350 going once.
350 going twice.
758
00:44:24,606 --> 00:44:26,273
$350...
759
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,909
sold to that beautiful woman
in the front row.
760
00:44:31,445 --> 00:44:35,615
Our next item is our very own
hostess's award-winning photo
761
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,617
of a happy desert tortoise.
762
00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:40,353
So let's start the bidding
at $500.
763
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:42,754
Anybody for $500?
Five hundred. Five hundred.
764
00:44:42,787 --> 00:44:45,190
There's a bid for 500,
boom, right there.
765
00:44:45,256 --> 00:44:47,626
Anybody for 600?
How about $600?
766
00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:49,360
- Six hundred!
- Six hundred there.
767
00:44:49,426 --> 00:44:51,161
Why are we stopping?
Now let's go to 700.
768
00:44:51,228 --> 00:44:52,529
$700 is the...
769
00:44:52,596 --> 00:44:54,231
Seven hundred
is the bid right there.
770
00:44:54,298 --> 00:44:56,233
$700 for Caroline's
beautiful photo
771
00:44:56,300 --> 00:45:00,070
of a happy desert tortoise
that needs our help.
772
00:45:00,136 --> 00:45:01,471
One thousand.
773
00:45:01,537 --> 00:45:03,573
One thousand it is right there.
774
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,574
The bid is at one grand.
One grand, everybody.
775
00:45:05,641 --> 00:45:07,110
Twelve hundred.
776
00:45:07,142 --> 00:45:08,777
The bid is at 1,200.
777
00:45:08,810 --> 00:45:10,278
$1,200 for that...
778
00:45:10,312 --> 00:45:12,280
- Three thousand.
- Three thousand dollars,
779
00:45:12,314 --> 00:45:14,448
- ladies and gentlemen.
- Five thousand!
780
00:45:14,749 --> 00:45:16,450
Five thousand.
781
00:45:16,484 --> 00:45:19,320
Five thousand dollars
is the current bid.
782
00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:23,423
Victor, you got that kinda dough
to spend on a turtle?
783
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:24,324
Tortoise!
784
00:45:24,357 --> 00:45:25,759
Five thousand going twice.
785
00:45:25,825 --> 00:45:27,128
Five thousand...
786
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,229
Ten thousand dollars!
787
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:32,132
Ten thousand dollars is the bid.
788
00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:35,001
Ten thousand dollars. Oh, my.
789
00:45:35,101 --> 00:45:36,635
In the room,
ten thousand going once.
790
00:45:36,669 --> 00:45:38,269
Ten thousand going twice.
791
00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:39,804
Ten thousand going three times.
792
00:45:39,837 --> 00:45:42,774
And sold to Señor Diego Lozano!
793
00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:57,154
Are you comin'?
794
00:45:57,219 --> 00:45:59,922
Ah, I think
I'll stick around a while.
795
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:03,792
She's a good woman, lucky you.
796
00:46:03,858 --> 00:46:05,027
Talk to you tomorrow.
797
00:46:05,127 --> 00:46:06,695
Hey, goodnight, Sal.
Thanks for coming.
798
00:46:06,761 --> 00:46:07,762
Yep.
799
00:46:07,829 --> 00:46:09,363
Whoo, what a night.
800
00:46:09,430 --> 00:46:11,032
We raised a lot of money.
801
00:46:11,132 --> 00:46:12,033
We did.
802
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,034
Where does this...
803
00:46:13,101 --> 00:46:14,368
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
804
00:46:14,435 --> 00:46:16,704
Put that down.
I have a much better idea.
805
00:46:16,804 --> 00:46:18,204
Follow me.
806
00:46:22,943 --> 00:46:26,778
Oh, no. No, thank you.
807
00:46:26,845 --> 00:46:29,182
You smoke often?
808
00:46:29,214 --> 00:46:30,882
Often enough.
809
00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:33,451
Does wonders for my arthritis.
810
00:46:34,852 --> 00:46:35,886
Where do you buy it?
811
00:46:35,987 --> 00:46:38,222
I don't. I grow it.
812
00:46:38,322 --> 00:46:41,791
Why do you think
my strudels is so popular?
813
00:46:44,195 --> 00:46:45,996
Hey, I better try
some of that.
814
00:46:48,732 --> 00:46:50,699
Secret to the strudel.
815
00:46:54,903 --> 00:46:57,305
- Wow. Not bad.
- Ahh...
816
00:46:57,371 --> 00:46:59,007
You know, it's funny.
817
00:46:59,074 --> 00:47:03,644
If it wasn't for the bus,
we never would've met
818
00:47:03,711 --> 00:47:06,913
and my clock would still be
without its cuckoo.
819
00:47:07,014 --> 00:47:09,217
Yeah, I mean,
talk about cuckoo.
820
00:47:09,249 --> 00:47:11,718
Oh, come on.
821
00:47:11,752 --> 00:47:14,087
You're a pilot.
You're used to getting high.
822
00:47:14,187 --> 00:47:16,156
Yeah, but this grass
is Mach 12.
823
00:47:16,223 --> 00:47:21,693
I haven't heard it called grass
since the '70s.
824
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,597
You don't look like
a bus guy to me.
825
00:47:25,663 --> 00:47:28,100
Oh.
826
00:47:28,167 --> 00:47:32,269
My dear,
let me show you something.
827
00:47:33,337 --> 00:47:35,272
- Isn't she a beauty?
- Mm.
828
00:47:35,339 --> 00:47:39,109
Judge took it away from me
and my license.
829
00:47:39,209 --> 00:47:40,576
I miss her.
830
00:47:40,610 --> 00:47:42,678
Her?
831
00:47:42,745 --> 00:47:44,948
We've been together
a long time.
832
00:47:45,015 --> 00:47:47,950
Sorta get, uh,
used to things.
833
00:47:48,050 --> 00:47:49,684
I suppose you do.
834
00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:52,188
But wait, wait,
let me see that again.
835
00:47:54,889 --> 00:47:57,959
- Oh, no.
- What? What?
836
00:47:58,059 --> 00:47:59,894
You're the...
837
00:48:02,529 --> 00:48:05,698
You almost killed
half a dozen people down there.
838
00:48:05,765 --> 00:48:06,699
Down where?
839
00:48:06,766 --> 00:48:07,734
Oh, come here.
840
00:48:16,308 --> 00:48:17,642
Does that look familiar?
841
00:48:19,744 --> 00:48:21,412
You're an idiot!
842
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:29,486
I was an idiot.
843
00:48:29,586 --> 00:48:30,487
Was?
844
00:48:30,587 --> 00:48:32,156
I'm not gonna do that again.
845
00:48:32,223 --> 00:48:33,722
I don't want to lose her again.
846
00:48:33,789 --> 00:48:36,625
- Why is she that important?
- She's my youth.
847
00:48:36,659 --> 00:48:41,629
On the other hand,
if I hadn't lost her,
848
00:48:41,663 --> 00:48:43,598
I wouldn't have found you.
849
00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:48,170
That was good. I like that.
850
00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:50,939
I retest for my license
next week.
851
00:48:51,005 --> 00:48:53,141
Then I'll be able
to take you for a ride.
852
00:48:53,174 --> 00:48:57,011
So, you,
you ever been married?
853
00:48:57,077 --> 00:48:59,846
Me? Oh, no, no.
854
00:49:02,015 --> 00:49:07,352
I think I'm too revolutionary
in my relationships.
855
00:49:07,419 --> 00:49:10,156
As my very Bohemian father
used to say,
856
00:49:10,189 --> 00:49:12,591
marriage is all about
property and ownership.
857
00:49:12,657 --> 00:49:15,359
It's got nothing to do
with love.
858
00:49:15,459 --> 00:49:20,831
And what about love? Where does that
fit in your revolutionary doctrine?
859
00:49:20,865 --> 00:49:23,800
You're a very inquisitive man.
860
00:49:23,867 --> 00:49:26,337
I've been in love, yes.
861
00:49:28,305 --> 00:49:31,975
All great, exciting men.
862
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:37,545
One lasted a train ride
from Paris to Istanbul.
863
00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:42,617
Another one lasted as long
as my assignment in Cairo.
864
00:49:42,683 --> 00:49:45,619
I did a shoot there
of the Pyramids.
865
00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:49,223
God, that was fun.
866
00:49:50,958 --> 00:49:52,360
Except I got pregnant.
867
00:49:52,392 --> 00:49:54,660
- You have a child?
- Mm-hmm.
868
00:49:56,029 --> 00:49:59,232
So what about you, Top Gun?
You ever been in love?
869
00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:04,069
Oh, once. Third grade.
870
00:50:04,136 --> 00:50:07,006
Laura Swanbrow.
871
00:50:08,374 --> 00:50:11,541
My desk was right behind hers.
872
00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:16,047
I used to lean in
and blow on her ear.
873
00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,750
How did that work for you?
874
00:50:20,816 --> 00:50:22,652
She reported me
to the principal.
875
00:50:27,156 --> 00:50:28,991
Why did you do that, Laura?
876
00:50:29,058 --> 00:50:30,592
Why did you...
877
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,897
Wow. I went out there.
878
00:50:36,932 --> 00:50:38,832
I was on a trip.
879
00:50:44,939 --> 00:50:47,740
I... I should probably
call you an Uber.
880
00:50:47,774 --> 00:50:49,108
A what?
881
00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:52,278
It's a taxi.
882
00:50:52,345 --> 00:50:56,015
Oh. Okay.
883
00:50:56,082 --> 00:50:57,615
I'll need your address.
884
00:51:04,689 --> 00:51:05,957
Hi.
885
00:51:06,023 --> 00:51:07,457
Caroline!
886
00:51:07,524 --> 00:51:09,126
Come on, get dressed.
I want to show you something.
887
00:51:09,226 --> 00:51:10,627
I'll wait in the car.
888
00:51:16,632 --> 00:51:18,969
Where are we going?
889
00:51:19,069 --> 00:51:20,803
It's a surprise.
890
00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:22,271
Visit the tortoises?
891
00:51:25,307 --> 00:51:27,809
Come on.
892
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:28,810
Let's go.
893
00:52:05,842 --> 00:52:07,643
Wow!
894
00:52:07,677 --> 00:52:09,178
- What do you think?
- Oh, my gosh.
895
00:52:09,278 --> 00:52:10,480
Now, I don't know much
about cars,
896
00:52:10,512 --> 00:52:11,747
so which one's the best?
897
00:52:11,813 --> 00:52:13,182
They're all fantastic.
898
00:52:13,282 --> 00:52:14,951
I know, but which one
do you wanna try?
899
00:52:15,018 --> 00:52:18,753
Oh, Caroline!
Why are you doing this for me?
900
00:52:18,819 --> 00:52:21,522
You did something for me.
I do something for you.
901
00:52:21,622 --> 00:52:22,857
That's fair.
902
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:25,159
I don't have my license.
903
00:52:25,192 --> 00:52:27,527
Oh, no, it's okay.
It's a private track, you don't need it.
904
00:52:27,627 --> 00:52:28,929
Now come on, pick one.
905
00:52:30,663 --> 00:52:35,301
Oh, pretty.
906
00:52:35,368 --> 00:52:36,336
Get in.
907
00:52:36,369 --> 00:52:37,636
Wow.
908
00:52:41,273 --> 00:52:42,207
Wow.
909
00:52:42,274 --> 00:52:46,145
Ah!
910
00:52:46,211 --> 00:52:47,346
Well, what do you think?
911
00:52:47,379 --> 00:52:49,047
How did you arrange all this?
912
00:52:49,113 --> 00:52:50,281
My friend owns the track.
913
00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:52,450
No. Wow.
914
00:52:52,517 --> 00:52:54,352
Well, get in.
915
00:52:54,385 --> 00:52:56,653
Oh, no,
I don't do that sort of thing.
916
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:59,389
No, if you don't get in,
I'm not driving.
917
00:53:00,490 --> 00:53:03,859
Oh, no, no, no!
918
00:53:03,894 --> 00:53:05,560
There's cones! There's cones!
919
00:53:20,707 --> 00:53:23,077
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I wanna get out.
920
00:53:24,912 --> 00:53:28,048
No!
921
00:53:41,093 --> 00:53:42,360
Oh!
922
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,109
Oh!
923
00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:02,945
- You were great!
- Whoo!
924
00:54:03,011 --> 00:54:05,581
Oh, I don't know if
I can stand on my own feet.
925
00:54:05,613 --> 00:54:07,849
That was beautiful.
Just like the old days.
926
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,117
Only better.
927
00:54:09,183 --> 00:54:12,253
The fastest car I ever drove
was a Beetle.
928
00:54:22,295 --> 00:54:23,696
Thank you.
929
00:54:25,064 --> 00:54:26,532
For the car or the kiss?
930
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:27,900
Both.
931
00:54:29,801 --> 00:54:31,971
Wanna try another one?
932
00:54:32,037 --> 00:54:33,071
Car or kiss?
933
00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:36,773
- That one!
- Oh, yes, that one!
934
00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,890
Would you mind
calling me an Uber?
935
00:54:56,658 --> 00:54:58,560
There's something else
I want you to show you.
936
00:54:59,793 --> 00:55:01,729
And here we are.
937
00:55:04,999 --> 00:55:06,766
Holy Toledo.
938
00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:08,668
I have something for you.
939
00:55:14,407 --> 00:55:16,075
Voilà.
940
00:55:16,142 --> 00:55:20,513
Wow. I thought you said
there was only one.
941
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:21,779
I had two made.
942
00:55:21,846 --> 00:55:23,781
And I though
you should have one.
943
00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:30,754
You know, I was thinking...
944
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:33,958
I like fast cars,
you like tortoises.
945
00:55:35,493 --> 00:55:38,694
Oh, dear. I think you have
the wrong idea about me.
946
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:41,364
Oh? How's that?
947
00:55:41,431 --> 00:55:43,099
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
948
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:45,668
I haven't always been
this old lady.
949
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:47,036
You're not old.
950
00:55:49,438 --> 00:55:51,706
I'm not old. We're young.
951
00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:53,041
Just double the age.
952
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:54,876
I'm still trying
to figure out
953
00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:56,611
what I'm gonna do
when I grow up.
954
00:55:56,678 --> 00:56:02,149
Well, then... let's not.
955
00:56:02,216 --> 00:56:05,552
In fact, after today,
956
00:56:05,619 --> 00:56:08,222
I like fast cars.
957
00:56:08,288 --> 00:56:09,788
Oh, wow.
958
00:56:12,391 --> 00:56:13,859
Oh, my God.
959
00:56:15,494 --> 00:56:16,562
Jesus.
960
00:56:17,862 --> 00:56:19,130
Wait, let me get my shoes off.
961
00:56:19,197 --> 00:56:21,233
- Okay, okay.
- Let me get my shoes off.
962
00:56:23,368 --> 00:56:25,236
Ooh. Mm.
963
00:56:32,741 --> 00:56:34,310
- You okay?
- Yeah.
964
00:56:44,353 --> 00:56:47,256
Here, sip this.
Sip this.
965
00:56:50,591 --> 00:56:51,559
Oh, yeah, I'm okay.
966
00:56:51,592 --> 00:56:52,426
- Better?
- Yeah.
967
00:57:03,403 --> 00:57:07,172
If my cough lasts more than
four hours, call my doctor.
968
00:57:13,044 --> 00:57:15,779
Mm. Oh.
969
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,849
Good morning.
970
00:57:21,051 --> 00:57:22,352
Mm.
971
00:57:23,786 --> 00:57:25,555
- Oh.
- What?
972
00:57:25,622 --> 00:57:27,024
I have to get up.
973
00:57:27,090 --> 00:57:29,125
- No. No, no, no.
- I have to open the cafe.
974
00:57:29,225 --> 00:57:30,960
- I do. I do. I do.
- No, don't go.
975
00:57:31,027 --> 00:57:35,464
- Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
- Mm.
976
00:57:35,531 --> 00:57:37,866
- Yeah, that was the pill.
- I know.
977
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:41,936
- Just one more time.
- Oh.
978
00:57:41,970 --> 00:57:43,638
What color pills do you take?
979
00:57:43,705 --> 00:57:45,272
I didn't take any.
980
00:57:45,306 --> 00:57:46,540
Blue.
981
00:57:49,977 --> 00:57:51,879
Mm.
982
00:57:54,881 --> 00:57:56,649
Oh, my God.
983
00:58:11,462 --> 00:58:13,830
Victor...
984
00:58:13,931 --> 00:58:16,566
I want to ask you something.
985
00:58:16,633 --> 00:58:19,436
I took the test,
it was negative.
986
00:58:19,502 --> 00:58:22,639
Not that bad.
987
00:58:22,672 --> 00:58:24,274
It's the tortoises.
988
00:58:24,341 --> 00:58:28,277
I need press.
I need to raise more money.
989
00:58:28,344 --> 00:58:30,846
I need publicity.
990
00:58:30,946 --> 00:58:32,513
You think you can help me?
991
00:58:32,613 --> 00:58:34,482
I'd be honored.
992
00:58:34,515 --> 00:58:36,017
Thank you.
993
00:58:42,923 --> 00:58:44,691
Let's go here.
994
00:58:44,791 --> 00:58:50,196
Ah. Um...
995
00:58:50,296 --> 00:58:53,199
Go away. Go away.
996
00:58:53,265 --> 00:58:58,103
Ah...
997
00:58:58,169 --> 00:59:01,706
Hmm...
998
00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:03,942
Let's see...
999
00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:06,377
Go away. Go away.
1000
00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:09,980
Oh!
1001
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:12,282
All right, all right!
1002
00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:14,217
Ah...
1003
00:59:17,553 --> 00:59:19,322
Ah...
1004
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:31,465
Right...
1005
00:59:44,077 --> 00:59:47,913
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
1006
00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:50,082
Don't hurt me.
1007
01:00:48,365 --> 01:00:51,302
Well, well,
if it isn't Victor Martin,
1008
01:00:51,368 --> 01:00:55,139
the man who lies in your bed
while he lies to your face.
1009
01:00:55,206 --> 01:00:57,140
Hi, Amy.
1010
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,241
Angie.
1011
01:00:58,308 --> 01:00:59,342
Uh...
1012
01:00:59,442 --> 01:01:01,044
I thought you left town.
1013
01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:02,479
No, I'm still here.
1014
01:01:02,545 --> 01:01:05,747
Just I got.. tied up
with certain issues.
1015
01:01:05,814 --> 01:01:07,149
You were never gonna call me.
1016
01:01:07,249 --> 01:01:09,218
No. Yes, I was gonna call you.
1017
01:01:09,284 --> 01:01:10,954
- You're an ass.
- But like I...
1018
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,495
I got it! I got it!
1019
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:25,265
Never fear, Victor is here.
1020
01:01:27,734 --> 01:01:31,637
Winner!
1021
01:01:31,670 --> 01:01:32,671
Hey, Amy.
1022
01:01:32,771 --> 01:01:33,672
Angie.
1023
01:01:33,772 --> 01:01:37,075
Angela.
1024
01:01:37,141 --> 01:01:40,011
I am really sorry
I didn't call you.
1025
01:01:40,078 --> 01:01:41,079
I really...
I really...
1026
01:01:41,145 --> 01:01:42,680
I really meant to call you.
1027
01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:45,984
It's just that I got tied up
with some serious issues.
1028
01:01:46,016 --> 01:01:48,485
Gosh. Victor, are you okay?
1029
01:01:48,519 --> 01:01:51,622
No, no, I'm fine,
I'm fine, considering.
1030
01:01:51,688 --> 01:01:53,122
But thank you for asking.
1031
01:01:53,189 --> 01:01:56,092
And... And... And...
I, uh...
1032
01:01:56,158 --> 01:02:00,029
I promise you,
I will call you
1033
01:02:00,129 --> 01:02:01,931
as soon as things
get back to...
1034
01:02:01,998 --> 01:02:03,632
to normal.
1035
01:02:04,867 --> 01:02:05,800
Thanks.
1036
01:02:05,868 --> 01:02:08,136
Can I ask you a small favor?
1037
01:02:08,203 --> 01:02:10,337
Someone stole your car?
1038
01:02:10,371 --> 01:02:11,372
Yeah.
1039
01:02:11,438 --> 01:02:13,340
Son of a bitch.
1040
01:02:13,374 --> 01:02:15,342
I hope they find out
whoever did it
1041
01:02:15,376 --> 01:02:18,378
and string 'em up
by their toes.
1042
01:02:19,512 --> 01:02:21,648
We had some good times
in that car.
1043
01:02:21,714 --> 01:02:23,017
We sure did.
1044
01:02:23,049 --> 01:02:24,183
You see that red Jeep
up ahead there?
1045
01:02:24,217 --> 01:02:25,684
You know who Diego Lozano is?
1046
01:02:25,717 --> 01:02:28,353
Of course I know.
He's an amazing artist.
1047
01:02:28,387 --> 01:02:29,822
Yeah, amazing.
I think he's in that...
1048
01:02:29,889 --> 01:02:31,390
I think he's in that, uh, Jeep.
1049
01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:43,066
What're you doing?
1050
01:02:43,133 --> 01:02:44,902
I dropped my wallet.
1051
01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:48,237
Forget your wallet.
He's right there.
1052
01:02:50,539 --> 01:02:52,741
Victor!
1053
01:02:52,809 --> 01:02:56,145
What the hell's wrong with you?
1054
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,016
He's with my girlfriend!
That's what the hell's wrong with me.
1055
01:03:11,758 --> 01:03:13,225
This address, quickly.
1056
01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:15,062
Hey, that's not cheap.
1057
01:03:15,094 --> 01:03:16,262
You again?
1058
01:03:16,362 --> 01:03:19,599
I don't care. Do it.
Do it. Do it.
1059
01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:22,434
And don't forget the tip
this time, huh?
1060
01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:40,583
Hey! That's my cart!
1061
01:03:40,617 --> 01:03:43,586
I'll have it back
in 15 minutes, I promise!
1062
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,288
Come back here! Asshole!
1063
01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:00,801
This is perfect.
1064
01:04:00,868 --> 01:04:02,602
No way.
1065
01:04:02,636 --> 01:04:04,471
Wait, my dear.
1066
01:04:04,537 --> 01:04:05,739
Okay, I'll wait.
1067
01:04:05,806 --> 01:04:06,974
Mmm.
1068
01:04:08,707 --> 01:04:09,708
So good.
1069
01:04:09,775 --> 01:04:12,778
Oh, my God!
1070
01:04:12,812 --> 01:04:14,948
Listen to me.
1071
01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:17,816
He's peeping
through the windows.
1072
01:04:17,883 --> 01:04:20,652
Either that or he's pissing
in the petunias.
1073
01:04:25,288 --> 01:04:27,091
I can't talk right now.
1074
01:04:27,157 --> 01:04:28,425
Are you with Caroline?
1075
01:04:28,492 --> 01:04:29,827
I'm not sure.
1076
01:04:29,927 --> 01:04:31,261
Whadya mean, you're not sure?
1077
01:04:31,328 --> 01:04:32,328
Is she there?
1078
01:04:32,428 --> 01:04:33,830
Yes. No. Sort of.
1079
01:04:33,897 --> 01:04:35,631
Victor, what's going on?
1080
01:04:35,665 --> 01:04:37,500
Step away from the bushes.
1081
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,168
Victor, that you?
1082
01:04:39,268 --> 01:04:44,506
I can't talk to you right now.
1083
01:04:44,572 --> 01:04:46,508
Oh, hi, Nance.
1084
01:04:46,574 --> 01:04:48,242
What are you doing
in the bushes?
1085
01:04:48,308 --> 01:04:49,610
Looking for my ball.
1086
01:04:49,677 --> 01:04:51,278
Idyllwild 3.
1087
01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:53,148
That's what you were doing?
Looking for your ball?
1088
01:04:53,213 --> 01:04:58,451
I hooked it badly
and it came in here and...
1089
01:04:58,518 --> 01:04:59,652
There it is.
1090
01:05:02,789 --> 01:05:03,957
Well, I'll be damned.
1091
01:05:04,024 --> 01:05:06,358
Idyllwild 3.
1092
01:05:14,598 --> 01:05:16,168
Well, isn't this
a pleasant surprise.
1093
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,535
Can I come in?
1094
01:05:20,171 --> 01:05:21,337
What's wrong?
1095
01:05:21,371 --> 01:05:25,275
You... hanging out
with Mr. Artiste.
1096
01:05:25,341 --> 01:05:26,944
That's what's wrong.
1097
01:05:27,011 --> 01:05:28,310
Diego?
1098
01:05:28,377 --> 01:05:29,378
Mm.
1099
01:05:29,445 --> 01:05:33,817
And that's wrong how?
1100
01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:37,485
Goddamn it, Caroline.
1101
01:05:37,552 --> 01:05:39,520
You were completely naked
with another man.
1102
01:05:39,554 --> 01:05:41,857
- That what's wrong.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1103
01:05:41,890 --> 01:05:44,391
Please don't tell me
you were spying on us.
1104
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,226
Of course
I wasn't spying on you.
1105
01:05:46,326 --> 01:05:48,863
I was playing golf.
1106
01:05:48,896 --> 01:05:50,330
Looking for my ball.
1107
01:05:50,397 --> 01:05:52,665
Little did I realize
that I'd find you instead...
1108
01:05:52,732 --> 01:05:54,968
naked with another man!
1109
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:56,502
That's what's wrong.
1110
01:05:59,338 --> 01:06:02,574
Um, I really can't
handle this right now.
1111
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,342
I need you to leave.
1112
01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:07,579
Please get out of my cafe.
1113
01:06:07,645 --> 01:06:11,916
Okay. Victor Martin will never
set foot in your kooky cafe again.
1114
01:06:12,016 --> 01:06:13,852
Have a nice life.
Thank you very much.
1115
01:06:14,919 --> 01:06:15,920
The same to you.
1116
01:06:15,987 --> 01:06:20,690
But not too nice!
1117
01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:42,709
Mom?
1118
01:06:42,776 --> 01:06:46,746
Oh, hi. Hi, baby.
1119
01:06:46,781 --> 01:06:48,614
Hi, Mom.
1120
01:06:48,714 --> 01:06:51,416
Oh, Mom!
1121
01:06:51,450 --> 01:06:56,088
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.
- Wow, you're a little drunk.
1122
01:06:56,121 --> 01:06:57,923
I...
1123
01:06:57,956 --> 01:07:02,560
I had one glass.
1124
01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:03,761
After another.
1125
01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:12,135
Mom. Hey.
1126
01:07:15,771 --> 01:07:17,573
Did he dump you?
1127
01:07:20,276 --> 01:07:23,279
No.
1128
01:07:24,980 --> 01:07:27,582
I dumped him.
1129
01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:29,818
I thought...
1130
01:07:32,452 --> 01:07:34,789
Why did he have to see that?
1131
01:07:43,297 --> 01:07:49,168
I-I can't stand jealous fools.
1132
01:07:49,268 --> 01:07:53,637
Jealous of who?
1133
01:07:53,671 --> 01:07:55,941
Diego.
1134
01:07:56,007 --> 01:07:57,309
What?
1135
01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:58,977
Oh, my God.
1136
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,750
Oh, my God.
1137
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:35,842
Here you go.
1138
01:08:35,876 --> 01:08:37,376
Put that on.
1139
01:08:50,054 --> 01:08:51,890
What about La Pinta?
1140
01:08:51,956 --> 01:08:53,892
I'll take my chances.
1141
01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:55,559
You got it.
1142
01:08:55,659 --> 01:08:58,896
- I'll get this.
- No, it's okay. It's okay.
1143
01:08:58,996 --> 01:09:00,163
Watch yourself.
1144
01:09:00,230 --> 01:09:01,798
Sharp stuff here.
1145
01:09:17,012 --> 01:09:18,512
Wait a minute. Wait.
1146
01:09:20,781 --> 01:09:22,249
Wait a minute.
1147
01:09:22,349 --> 01:09:23,750
This is where it was.
1148
01:09:28,187 --> 01:09:30,256
Hey, I see it, over here.
1149
01:09:30,323 --> 01:09:32,025
Let's take a closer look.
1150
01:09:35,661 --> 01:09:37,262
Just bring her back by midnight.
1151
01:09:37,329 --> 01:09:39,331
Otherwise I keep the deposit.
1152
01:09:40,598 --> 01:09:43,368
Now that's a goddamn car.
1153
01:09:43,434 --> 01:09:46,237
You son of a bitch!
1154
01:09:46,270 --> 01:09:47,772
You're renting out my car!
1155
01:09:47,872 --> 01:09:48,773
Oh, shit!
1156
01:09:48,873 --> 01:09:50,440
You can't prove a thing,
old man.
1157
01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:52,943
Well, maybe I can't,
but that camera can.
1158
01:09:53,009 --> 01:09:55,879
That camera hasn't worked
since I started working here.
1159
01:09:55,946 --> 01:09:57,948
You little shit!
1160
01:09:58,048 --> 01:09:59,615
This one works.
1161
01:09:59,715 --> 01:10:03,252
And it's streaming live
to my friends, the policia.
1162
01:10:08,957 --> 01:10:12,794
- Victor!
- Oh, shit!
1163
01:10:12,894 --> 01:10:14,695
All right, all right.
1164
01:10:14,762 --> 01:10:16,629
You're gonna be fine.
Let's get you in the car.
1165
01:10:16,696 --> 01:10:18,298
Let's get you in the car.
Let's get you in the car.
1166
01:10:21,902 --> 01:10:25,304
Okay.
1167
01:10:25,371 --> 01:10:28,074
I... I can't...
I can't breathe.
1168
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:31,310
I can't breathe.
1169
01:10:45,956 --> 01:10:48,758
Hot pursuit,
convertible Porsche.
1170
01:10:49,658 --> 01:10:52,462
Pull over to the side.
1171
01:10:52,494 --> 01:10:54,831
Oh, not good.
1172
01:10:56,999 --> 01:10:58,499
Pull over!
1173
01:11:00,068 --> 01:11:01,602
Pull over!
1174
01:11:01,669 --> 01:11:03,604
He had a heart attack!
I'm taking him to the hospital!
1175
01:11:03,671 --> 01:11:06,506
Christ. Get behind us!
1176
01:11:08,075 --> 01:11:11,145
ealth emergency. Heart attack. H
eed backup. N
1177
01:11:11,178 --> 01:11:13,013
eading for Mercy Hospital now. H
1178
01:11:29,093 --> 01:11:31,029
- Okay, Victor.
- All right, Victor.
1179
01:11:31,129 --> 01:11:34,432
- Okay. You're gonna be fine.
- We got you. It's all right.
1180
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:36,133
Everything's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
1181
01:11:36,199 --> 01:11:37,633
All right, here we go.
1182
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:39,202
- There we go. Up.
- All right.
1183
01:11:39,269 --> 01:11:40,037
That's it.
1184
01:11:47,777 --> 01:11:49,879
Caroline?
1185
01:12:03,556 --> 01:12:07,960
You know when you have a near-death experience
and you have that moment of clarity?
1186
01:12:08,027 --> 01:12:12,564
Well, mine was I don't
wanna end up like Ted Garvin.
1187
01:12:12,631 --> 01:12:14,233
That's it?
1188
01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:15,666
Whadya mean, that's it?
1189
01:12:15,733 --> 01:12:17,568
I don't know.
1190
01:12:17,668 --> 01:12:23,008
Seems like a near-death experience
would give you more than that.
1191
01:12:23,075 --> 01:12:24,408
Jesus.
1192
01:12:24,508 --> 01:12:27,545
All right. How about...
1193
01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:30,748
I wanna end up with Caroline.
1194
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:40,923
Wow. Well,
how you gonna do that?
1195
01:12:40,956 --> 01:12:43,492
Well, uh, all right.
1196
01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:49,663
When does that arts and crafts class
start at your senior living facility?
1197
01:12:49,729 --> 01:12:51,566
In about 45 minutes.
1198
01:12:51,598 --> 01:12:53,067
Take me to my room.
1199
01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:54,601
All right.
1200
01:12:56,036 --> 01:12:57,370
Okay.
1201
01:13:02,209 --> 01:13:03,210
What are you doin'?
1202
01:13:03,276 --> 01:13:05,211
Get that. Get that.
1203
01:13:05,277 --> 01:13:06,445
- What?
- Get the...
1204
01:13:06,545 --> 01:13:07,679
Get the thing off!
1205
01:13:11,283 --> 01:13:12,951
Help me out with my pants.
1206
01:13:13,017 --> 01:13:14,352
Okay, what? What?
What do you want?
1207
01:13:14,419 --> 01:13:15,353
Awkward.
1208
01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:16,588
- Huh?
- Awkward.
1209
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,622
Awkward. Awkward. Jesus.
1210
01:13:18,689 --> 01:13:21,892
Your feet are clammy.
1211
01:13:21,959 --> 01:13:22,893
Yuck.
1212
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,961
What's yuck?
1213
01:13:24,027 --> 01:13:25,462
That's it.
1214
01:13:25,562 --> 01:13:27,597
What're you doin'?
1215
01:13:27,629 --> 01:13:29,398
I got a plan.
1216
01:13:30,466 --> 01:13:31,567
Uh...
1217
01:13:31,633 --> 01:13:32,568
Ooh.
1218
01:13:34,137 --> 01:13:35,971
So sorry. Um...
1219
01:13:36,071 --> 01:13:37,973
If I may have
your attention, please.
1220
01:13:38,073 --> 01:13:41,877
Uh, unfortunately, Ms. Wilson,
uh, couldn't make it,
1221
01:13:41,943 --> 01:13:47,481
so I'm going to be your
interim project coordinator.
1222
01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:49,483
There ya go.
1223
01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:52,585
All right.
1224
01:13:52,651 --> 01:13:55,822
How many of you,
uh, like tortoises?
1225
01:13:55,922 --> 01:13:57,323
Oh, great. That's great.
1226
01:13:57,423 --> 01:14:01,426
So Let me tell you
what I have in mind.
1227
01:14:04,329 --> 01:14:06,431
Now ya got it. Now ya got it.
1228
01:14:06,498 --> 01:14:09,901
Oh, yeah, baby! Come on!
1229
01:14:09,967 --> 01:14:12,170
This is gonna be terrific.
1230
01:14:12,270 --> 01:14:13,171
Some more over there.
1231
01:14:13,237 --> 01:14:14,472
That's wonderful.
1232
01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:18,175
Yes. That's fantastic.
1233
01:14:18,275 --> 01:14:21,677
Whoa. That is wonderful.
1234
01:14:23,612 --> 01:14:26,348
Yeah, that's it. That's good.
1235
01:14:36,024 --> 01:14:38,692
Lonesome George was the last
1236
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,761
of the Pinta Island Tortoises.
1237
01:14:40,827 --> 01:14:42,529
He passed away
on June 24th, 2012.
1238
01:14:42,629 --> 01:14:44,031
Wait, wait, wait!
1239
01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:45,698
Please. Please.
1240
01:14:45,766 --> 01:14:46,699
Give us a chance.
1241
01:14:46,767 --> 01:14:47,867
Ten more minutes.
1242
01:14:47,967 --> 01:14:49,101
We're expecting a large crowd.
1243
01:14:49,168 --> 01:14:49,936
I promise.
1244
01:14:50,002 --> 01:14:52,271
Just five more minutes. Yeah?
1245
01:14:52,338 --> 01:14:54,974
So when we say,
Save the Tortoise,
1246
01:14:55,041 --> 01:14:57,375
what we're also saying is,
Save Us.
1247
01:14:57,475 --> 01:14:58,376
All of us.
1248
01:14:58,476 --> 01:14:59,978
You. Me.
1249
01:15:00,045 --> 01:15:02,847
Our kids. Our grandchildren.
1250
01:15:02,881 --> 01:15:05,950
Because when we allow a species
this important
1251
01:15:06,016 --> 01:15:09,053
to a healthy environment
to die out,
1252
01:15:09,119 --> 01:15:11,388
then we have to ask ourselves:
1253
01:15:11,455 --> 01:15:12,789
What's next?
1254
01:15:12,855 --> 01:15:14,490
Who's next?
1255
01:15:14,557 --> 01:15:17,160
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
1256
01:15:22,731 --> 01:15:24,032
That was wonderful.
1257
01:15:24,066 --> 01:15:25,734
Oh, I thought we'd have
a bigger turnout.
1258
01:15:25,834 --> 01:15:28,336
Well, it's all right.
1259
01:15:32,540 --> 01:15:33,574
Are you getting this?
1260
01:15:33,674 --> 01:15:35,475
What's that?
1261
01:15:39,913 --> 01:15:40,914
Hi, everyone.
1262
01:15:40,981 --> 01:15:42,482
I live in the desert
1263
01:15:42,549 --> 01:15:45,584
and I don't do much
most of the time.
1264
01:15:45,684 --> 01:15:46,852
It's too hot out here.
1265
01:15:46,919 --> 01:15:48,654
So I dig underground burrows
1266
01:15:48,722 --> 01:15:52,557
where I spend
a good part of my life.
1267
01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:54,759
I can live up to 30 years,
just like a human,
1268
01:15:54,859 --> 01:15:56,394
and I grow slow.
1269
01:15:56,427 --> 01:15:58,229
Very slowly.
1270
01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:00,497
After many centuries
on this earth,
1271
01:16:00,564 --> 01:16:04,835
I am now classified
as a vulnerable species.
1272
01:16:04,901 --> 01:16:07,371
- Oh, no!
- Oh, shit!
1273
01:16:10,673 --> 01:16:12,208
Oh, my gosh!
1274
01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:21,216
Ms. Summers, for KMIR news,
1275
01:16:21,283 --> 01:16:23,118
just a few words
about your organization...
1276
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,929
It's Save the Tortoises,
the desert tortoises.
1277
01:16:36,963 --> 01:16:38,798
They're an endangered species
and...
1278
01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:49,473
What a disaster.
1279
01:16:49,573 --> 01:16:52,643
Yeah. Oh, well.
1280
01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:57,480
Let's go home, my friend.
1281
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,716
Yeah.
1282
01:17:07,724 --> 01:17:10,659
I believe we lose
a little bit of our soul
1283
01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:13,928
when we lose
the natural world.
1284
01:17:24,071 --> 01:17:26,640
Breaking news.
KMIR exclusive.
1285
01:17:26,673 --> 01:17:29,008
Today at the tortoise rally.
1286
01:17:29,108 --> 01:17:31,977
- Oh, no!
- Oh, shit!
1287
01:17:32,011 --> 01:17:36,414
It just kept going up
and up and up and up.
1288
01:17:36,481 --> 01:17:38,450
Forecast, plenty
of sunshine through today
1289
01:17:38,516 --> 01:17:41,453
with seasonal temperatures,
strong southwesterly winds...
1290
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,255
Come on, baby.
1291
01:17:45,322 --> 01:17:46,357
What's up, dude?
1292
01:17:46,423 --> 01:17:47,691
Hey, dude.
1293
01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:51,694
Hey. Hey, dude.
1294
01:17:51,762 --> 01:17:53,596
Hey, little dude.
1295
01:17:53,663 --> 01:17:54,664
Hey, little dude.
1296
01:17:54,698 --> 01:17:56,099
Dude, last time I checked,
1297
01:17:56,165 --> 01:17:58,769
your video had over
a half a million hits.
1298
01:17:58,836 --> 01:17:59,968
It's blowin' up!
1299
01:18:01,670 --> 01:18:02,971
Is that...
Is that good?
1300
01:18:03,038 --> 01:18:03,872
Oh, yes.
1301
01:18:03,939 --> 01:18:06,975
It means you're a celebrity.
1302
01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:08,376
It's amazing.
1303
01:18:08,442 --> 01:18:10,311
It's popular?
1304
01:18:10,378 --> 01:18:11,713
Half a million hits.
1305
01:18:11,813 --> 01:18:13,815
I thought it was, uh...
1306
01:18:13,881 --> 01:18:14,915
You mean it's...
1307
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:16,316
It's definitely this.
1308
01:18:16,383 --> 01:18:17,785
It's definitely this.
1309
01:18:17,852 --> 01:18:19,152
You're the dude.
1310
01:18:19,219 --> 01:18:20,520
Holy...
1311
01:18:20,553 --> 01:18:21,789
Thank you.
1312
01:18:42,906 --> 01:18:44,074
That's it!
1313
01:18:48,911 --> 01:18:50,346
It's okay. It's okay.
1314
01:19:05,693 --> 01:19:09,430
Make a righthand turn
out of the lot.
1315
01:19:09,496 --> 01:19:10,330
That's it!
1316
01:19:15,736 --> 01:19:19,371
Okay. I'm looking both ways.
1317
01:19:19,438 --> 01:19:21,373
I'm looking back.
1318
01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:22,742
I'm clear.
1319
01:19:22,775 --> 01:19:25,444
I've got my turn signals on.
1320
01:19:25,544 --> 01:19:26,545
Away I go.
1321
01:19:26,611 --> 01:19:28,345
I'm turning.
1322
01:19:28,412 --> 01:19:30,715
I see a car in the back.
1323
01:19:30,782 --> 01:19:32,349
I don't see any more cars.
1324
01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,920
I'm ready and clear.
1325
01:19:36,854 --> 01:19:37,755
What are you doing?
1326
01:19:37,788 --> 01:19:39,857
I'm sorry, Mr. Mipps.
1327
01:19:39,924 --> 01:19:42,025
I'm sorry.
1328
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,148
Save the tortoise.
1329
01:20:19,557 --> 01:20:23,227
Permit holder,
report to the front desk.
1330
01:20:24,595 --> 01:20:25,964
I'm not sure.
1331
01:20:25,996 --> 01:20:28,499
I don't know.
1332
01:20:28,565 --> 01:20:29,500
Did it look good?
1333
01:20:29,566 --> 01:20:31,001
Yeah.
1334
01:20:33,336 --> 01:20:36,672
Why isn't Mipps comin' out?
1335
01:20:36,773 --> 01:20:37,673
I don't know.
1336
01:20:37,774 --> 01:20:39,842
Oh, hold on.
1337
01:20:39,942 --> 01:20:41,076
Yeah.
1338
01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:50,351
Congratulations.
1339
01:21:00,326 --> 01:21:02,262
Hey. Hey, Mipps, come here.
1340
01:21:09,936 --> 01:21:12,671
What do you say?
1341
01:21:12,704 --> 01:21:14,539
- Thanks.
- You bet.
1342
01:21:14,605 --> 01:21:15,874
I got your license back.
1343
01:21:15,941 --> 01:21:17,642
I got your car back,
the love of your life.
1344
01:21:17,709 --> 01:21:21,211
That's what I did.
I gave you your life back.
1345
01:21:38,861 --> 01:21:40,896
Victor?
1346
01:21:41,797 --> 01:21:42,898
Vic?
1347
01:21:43,965 --> 01:21:46,133
Victor?
1348
01:22:29,839 --> 01:22:31,539
Mom?
1349
01:22:31,606 --> 01:22:35,176
I'm coming.
1350
01:22:40,513 --> 01:22:41,716
Victor.
1351
01:22:41,782 --> 01:22:43,383
Mom?
1352
01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:45,086
I believe you've met Sonia.
1353
01:22:45,118 --> 01:22:46,721
Sonia, remember Victor?
1354
01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:48,788
Nice to see you again.
1355
01:22:48,888 --> 01:22:50,522
You want some strudel?
1356
01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:55,694
Sonia, will you please get
Victor a piece of strudel?
1357
01:22:59,031 --> 01:23:01,232
So did you come here
for a reason?
1358
01:23:01,299 --> 01:23:03,634
I got my license back.
1359
01:23:03,735 --> 01:23:05,469
I'm not sure I like that.
1360
01:23:07,204 --> 01:23:09,874
I'd like to take you
for a ride.
1361
01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,641
Would you?
1362
01:23:11,742 --> 01:23:14,210
So now you want me
and the car.
1363
01:23:16,079 --> 01:23:18,147
- Victor, you don't...
- Listen...
1364
01:23:20,716 --> 01:23:21,650
Enjoy it.
1365
01:23:25,721 --> 01:23:27,989
Amore.
1366
01:23:28,089 --> 01:23:29,590
Oh, you're leaving?
1367
01:23:29,658 --> 01:23:30,759
- Yes.
- Oh.
1368
01:23:36,664 --> 01:23:37,597
Thank you so much.
1369
01:23:37,665 --> 01:23:38,666
Thank you.
1370
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,634
Victor.
1371
01:23:49,474 --> 01:23:50,609
Diego.
1372
01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:54,412
Let me introduce you
to Brian, my husband.
1373
01:24:02,153 --> 01:24:03,788
Hi, Victor.
1374
01:24:03,854 --> 01:24:05,956
Hello, Brian.
1375
01:24:06,023 --> 01:24:07,256
It's a pleasure.
1376
01:24:07,322 --> 01:24:08,424
He's gorgeous, I know.
1377
01:24:08,490 --> 01:24:10,694
Listen, about that painting...
1378
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:12,528
almost done.
1379
01:24:12,628 --> 01:24:14,196
Oh, okay. Thanks.
1380
01:24:14,263 --> 01:24:15,931
Okay, let's go.
1381
01:24:15,998 --> 01:24:17,700
See you soon.
1382
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,267
See ya.
1383
01:24:24,105 --> 01:24:25,707
I've been an idiot.
1384
01:24:25,773 --> 01:24:27,374
Again.
1385
01:24:29,110 --> 01:24:30,210
Yes, you have.
1386
01:24:36,817 --> 01:24:39,350
I owe you an apology.
1387
01:24:42,655 --> 01:24:45,356
Shut up, Victor Martin.
1388
01:24:59,837 --> 01:25:02,371
Hey.
1389
01:25:02,405 --> 01:25:03,706
Hi.
1390
01:25:03,740 --> 01:25:05,407
Lookin' good.
1391
01:25:09,846 --> 01:25:10,747
Good morning.
1392
01:25:14,983 --> 01:25:18,252
Ayayayayay!
1393
01:25:18,319 --> 01:25:20,855
Torres, Caroline.
Caroline, Torres.
1394
01:25:20,921 --> 01:25:22,255
Nice to meet you.
1395
01:25:22,322 --> 01:25:23,991
Oh, a gentleman.
1396
01:25:24,058 --> 01:25:25,659
Thank you, señorita.
1397
01:25:25,726 --> 01:25:28,728
What's up, Vic?
Wanna start her up?
1398
01:25:28,762 --> 01:25:29,863
Hold on.
1399
01:25:39,037 --> 01:25:41,039
Why don't you
do the honors?
1400
01:25:41,106 --> 01:25:42,406
You serious?
1401
01:25:45,910 --> 01:25:46,844
Yeah.
1402
01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:58,054
You hear that?
1403
01:25:58,121 --> 01:26:00,189
Just like new. Ooh.
1404
01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:01,791
Yeah.
1405
01:26:03,793 --> 01:26:05,961
Why don't you take her out
for a test drive?
1406
01:26:06,061 --> 01:26:07,896
Now you're playin' with me.
1407
01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:11,199
No. Why don't you try her?
1408
01:26:11,266 --> 01:26:13,635
See if you like her.
1409
01:26:13,735 --> 01:26:17,436
And if you do, if you're
happy, make me an offer.
1410
01:26:17,470 --> 01:26:19,973
I'm sure we can come up
with a payment schedule.
1411
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:23,976
Whoa. Now hold on. This...
1412
01:26:24,076 --> 01:26:26,112
This is your car, Victor.
1413
01:26:26,145 --> 01:26:28,281
You know, your baby.
1414
01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:29,982
Why would you
ever wanna sell it?
1415
01:26:30,049 --> 01:26:32,651
Let alone to me?
1416
01:26:41,491 --> 01:26:46,996
'Cause I have already
found myself my baby.
1417
01:27:31,669 --> 01:27:33,972
Hey.
1418
01:27:34,038 --> 01:27:35,706
It's dipshit.
1419
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:39,042
Oh, no.
Don't even think about it.
1420
01:27:39,142 --> 01:27:40,543
Fasten your seatbelt.
1421
01:27:40,610 --> 01:27:42,112
- Victor!
- Here we go!
1422
01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:44,847
Oh, gosh!
1423
01:28:01,662 --> 01:28:07,734
Yahoo! Yah! Yah! Yah! Whoo-hoo!
1424
01:28:41,974 --> 01:28:46,974
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