1 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:28,487 Look out! 2 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:02,145 Hey! Trying to work here! 3 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,774 Perhaps you could work a little faster. 4 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,485 Perhaps if you hadn't tripped the damn alarm. 5 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:14,199 Pamela, we are out of time! The police will be here soon. 6 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,659 Or worse... 7 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,787 Batman. I know, I know! 8 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:23,041 But it's like trying to find a needle in a... Haystack. 9 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,381 Come on, come on. 10 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,179 Bingo. 11 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,958 Nothing was physically stolen. 12 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,626 Obviously. 13 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,920 There was no effort to minimize collateral. 14 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,380 This was about information. 15 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:37,467 There's no way Poison Ivy could've accessed S.T.A. R. Labs secure data. 16 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:38,635 - They're... - Got it. 17 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,887 Here's the file they copied. 18 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,597 Looks like this is the only thing they cared about. 19 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,560 Oh, no. 20 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,103 "Holland." 21 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:49,813 Holland... 22 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,565 Why does that sound so familiar? 23 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,066 Be my guest. 24 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,825 Alec Holland was working on a bio-restorative formula 25 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,952 to turn deserts into forests. 26 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,207 Until a saboteur's bomb destroyed that dream. 27 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,336 His body engulfed in the burning experimental compound, 28 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,630 Holland tried to douse the flames. 29 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,300 The chemicals reacted with the surrounding bayou. 30 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,510 His entire physiognomy changed. 31 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,347 - Holland was transformed into... - Swamp Thing. 32 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,266 That's it! That's what attacked me! 33 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,851 Not quite. 34 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,815 This is Jason Woodrue, AKA the Floronic Man. 35 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,192 Terrific. 36 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,694 Poison Ivy teaming up with Jason Woodrue. 37 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,529 We're in for a ride. 38 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,782 I see two immediate objectives. 39 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,867 If you'll excuse us. 40 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,998 A, figure out what Ivy and Woodrue are up to. 41 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,709 And B, find out where the Green Team is hiding out. 42 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,004 I'll take A. I have a hunch I need to look into. 43 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,214 You take B. 44 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,217 Check previous addresses, known associates... 45 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,052 Oh, crap. 46 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:03,762 Right. 47 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,347 We need Harley Quinn. 48 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,184 Last I heard, Harley went off the grid after she got out on parole. 49 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,977 No one's heard a thing since. 50 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:14,064 Rumor is she's gone "straight," but also just plain gone. 51 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,233 No one disappears without a trace. 52 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,484 Someone knows something. 53 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,985 Someone always does. 54 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,738 It's just a matter of shaking the right tree. 55 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,247 Hey, thanks again for helping us out with that League of Assassins thing 56 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,915 in Nanda Parbat. 57 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,252 Oof! That Lady Shiva... 58 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,421 Wouldn't say no to a slice of that pie, know what I mean? 59 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,011 So, what can I do for you, Batman? 60 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,806 Lot going on today, but I can spare a few minutes. 61 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,226 A man was abducted from his home two days ago. 62 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,770 Harold Goldblum. 63 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,856 Stupid hand. 64 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,774 Henderson! 65 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,943 How do you even know about that? 66 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,570 We've got a total media lockdown. 67 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,990 Let's just say I've got eyes and ears everywhere, Sarge. 68 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:09,119 Hacking the A. R.G. U.S. computer is a federal crime, Batman. 69 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:13,707 Goldblum is a former professor of chemistry at Metropolis University. 70 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,878 Spent 15 years heading up GothCorp Chemical's R&D division. 71 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,338 Most recently, he's been working for the NSA, 72 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,841 specializing in biological warfare. 73 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:26,761 He was their top mind in biology, botany and toxicology. 74 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,264 I need to know what he was working on. 75 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,474 That'll be all, Henderson. 76 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,268 Right, Sarge. 77 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,020 Big fan. 78 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,525 I'm sorry, Batman, that's classified. 79 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,068 My hands are tied. 80 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,487 Strange that you would put it just that way. 81 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,697 Why? 82 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,991 A fringe hacker group recently accessed information 83 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,493 about key A. R.G. U.S. employees. 84 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,830 Some of them seemed to be engaged in, shall we say, 85 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,374 questionable nocturnal activities. 86 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,085 Are you blackmailing me? 87 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:03,423 I'm explaining that I can help stop a crime in exchange for some information. 88 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,468 Fine. 89 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:10,347 But for the record, what Mistress Ilsa does for me is considered therapy. 90 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,515 In some countries. 91 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,853 It's an odd case. No ransom demands, political requests, nothing. 92 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,688 He just vanished. 93 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,398 Whoever took the guy, they either killed him, 94 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,234 or they're keeping him alive for reason or reasons unknown. 95 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,904 - Any leads? - Nothing viable. 96 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,031 The investigation is at a dead end. 97 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,868 Goldblum's field of expertise 98 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,788 is man-made pandemic terrorist attacks. 99 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:39,209 Anthrax, Ebola, flesh-eating bacteria... You know. 100 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,127 Yes, I do. 101 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,506 In fact, he's the world's leading expert on the subject. 102 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,717 Jesus, the stuff that guy knows. 103 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:52,013 I don't mean to be callous, but part of me hopes they just killed him. 104 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,981 - No, sorry. - Uh-uh. 105 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,399 Nah, man. 106 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,026 - Mmm, no. - Haven't seen her. 107 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,778 Would've liked to. 108 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,155 Dame owes me three weeks back rent! 109 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,700 If you find her, you tell her she can eat my... 110 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:17,038 She had the cutest smile. 111 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,500 Morty! That was your niece, Irene! 112 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,877 Always saying she looks like this Harley Quinn, 113 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,421 but I don't see it. 114 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:28,258 And an adorable tuckus! 115 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,467 Morty! 116 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,719 Hasn't been around. 117 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,137 Afraid not, my son. 118 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,681 - Lo siento. - Can I have that picture? 119 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:39,102 It was at that deli on Third Street. 120 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,022 Morty! That was two years ago! 121 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,648 In Miami! 122 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,946 I could go for a Reuben myself about now. 123 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,448 With extra kraut. 124 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,452 Hang on... 125 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,818 Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo, 126 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,322 one Black Canary leg-and-thigh with coleslaw... 127 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,616 Gonna lose that hand, puddin'. 128 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,125 Anything else for you today, boys? 129 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,503 - Uh, no. - I'm good. 130 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,837 Yeah, me too. 131 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,005 Totally good. 132 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,134 Crazy broad broke my freakin' arm. 133 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,055 Hey, Chick, this crazy broad broke my freakin' arm! 134 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,229 Gotta be her. 135 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,136 Come on out, I know you're there. 136 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,307 I got good ears. 137 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,310 Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham. 138 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,145 Things go bump in the night. 139 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,356 Hi, Harley. Long time no see. 140 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,400 I'd like to keep it that way. 141 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,320 You're a hard girl to find. 142 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,281 Pretty clever, hiding in plain sight like that. 143 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,866 I have a few questions. 144 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,244 For example, where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy? 145 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,292 We need your help. 146 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,127 - Ivy is... - Save it, honey. 147 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,463 I don't mix it up with the costume crowd anymore. 148 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,548 I've turned over a new leaf, as it were. 149 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,927 Listen, Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd. 150 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,929 She and Jason Woodrue are up to something. 151 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,513 And we have to stop them. 152 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,641 They're a lethal combo, Harley. 153 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,728 Lots of people could get hurt or killed. Ivy could get hurt or killed. 154 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,315 Nuh-uh. I'm done with capes and tights and masks. 155 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,026 Just trying like hell to lead a normal life. 156 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,278 Really? Funny that you're not, say, 157 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,323 using your psychiatric training to make a decent living. 158 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,492 Instead of dressing up in skimpy red and black 159 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,494 for minimum wage plus tips... 160 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,788 Pretty weird way to kick a habit. 161 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,874 You've got to be just itching to get back in the game. 162 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,044 Nice try, but you're on your own, Nightwig. 163 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,340 You haven't reported to your parole officer in months. 164 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,343 I should just drag your crazy ass back to jail right now. 165 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,636 Oh, yeah? 166 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,639 Just freakin' try it, buttwipe! 167 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,154 Sorry, kiddo, but you're getting the payback 168 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:04,033 for every pinch, goose, and butt slap I've gotten for the last three months. 169 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:30,893 Give up? 170 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,522 Just when things are getting interesting? Fat chance! 171 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,371 Whiff. 172 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,340 Ready to call it a night, Harley? 173 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,851 What's so funny, Chuckles? 174 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,904 Some girls like mace. 175 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,199 I prefer a little low-grade Joker venom. 176 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,743 Only useful thing I ever got from that asshat. 177 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,961 Nighty-night, jerk. 178 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,976 Don't know what you expect to find. 179 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,979 My best people have been over this place a dozen times. 180 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,446 No offense to your best people, but they're not me. 181 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,624 What is it? 182 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,252 Oh, yay! A leaf. 183 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,421 Kind of like all of these. 184 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,923 No, not like those. 185 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,385 It's a completely different phylum from every other leaf in here. 186 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,680 Great. You're the world's greatest florist, too. 187 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,181 Look closely. 188 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,475 Have you ever seen a leaf like this? 189 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,686 Can't say that I have. 190 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,188 That's because it isn't from our planet. 191 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,357 Not even from our dimension. 192 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,611 Wait. You mean Jason Woodrue? 193 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,363 That freak was here? 194 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,573 This is bad. 195 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,992 Your forensic people are bad. 196 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,995 This is catastrophic. 197 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,874 Nightwing, this is Batman. Come in. 198 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,584 Nightwing? 199 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,002 Everything okay? 200 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,879 He should've reported in by now. 201 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,882 You want me to send out a search team? They're the best at... 202 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,967 Well, they're pretty good. 203 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,220 Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere. 204 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,640 Besides, Nightwing can handle himself. 205 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,523 I know. I know. Freakin' stupid bringing him back to my place. 206 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,816 But what was I supposed to do? 207 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:27,236 I couldn't just let him go. He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole. 208 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,530 He'd blab to Batman for sure. 209 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,908 Could've just killed him, dumb-ass! 210 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,243 Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore. 211 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,746 Plus, he's kinda too cute to kill. 212 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,332 And anyway, maybe I should help out. 213 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,168 Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious... 214 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,754 Don't bother yelling for help. 215 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,380 This dump is condemned. 216 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,342 Nobody in the whole building but us, Nightwig. 217 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,219 "Wing." 218 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,598 It's "Nightwing." 219 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:56,891 Really? Huh. 220 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,644 Guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet you used to have. 221 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,647 Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad hair days. 222 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,357 Sticks and stones, lady. 223 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,026 I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you. 224 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,071 "Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed, I went straight! 225 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,989 I'm a friggin' waitress already! 226 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,034 Oh, golly, that's right. I stand corrected. 227 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,622 Check this out, smart guy. 228 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,541 My pile of rejection letters. 229 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,126 Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy 230 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,796 of not hiring former costumed supervillains. 231 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,632 Just like every other hospital in the world. 232 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,968 There're other jobs. 233 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,470 Sure! I got a ton of offers. 234 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,140 "We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls After Dark." 235 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,642 And you got to love this one. 236 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:44,105 "A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand for legal reasons." 237 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,069 You say I'm a criminal. They say I'm a whore. 238 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,155 Well, I'm sick of other people telling me what I am! 239 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,784 Whatever. 240 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,871 Got to say, you gave me a heck of a workout. 241 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,665 Got me all sweat-stinky. 242 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,166 Ew! 243 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,460 Definitely could use a shower. 244 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,629 I think better when I don't reek. 245 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,966 Still got to figure out what to do about Nightwig over there. 246 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,720 Hmm, what to wear? What to wear? 247 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,682 Sucker-punch Harley? Arctic Harley? Street-luge Harley? 248 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,891 Roller-babe Harley? 249 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,437 Steam-punk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley. 250 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,857 Hey, Nightwig, is it true you used to be Robin? 251 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,027 Huh. Ain't that a kick in the pants? 252 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,237 Little Boy Wonder all grown up. 253 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,534 Okay, now... 254 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,536 Don't be getting any funny ideas. 255 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:41,871 Too late! 256 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,040 It's funny. 257 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,709 I always kinda thought you and Batman didn't like girls. 258 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,377 Wait, what? 259 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,712 You know, that book? 260 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,131 With the headlights and the eyeball-gouging? 261 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,216 I had to write a paper on it back in college. 262 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,593 Got a B-minus. 263 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,886 Look, Harley... 264 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,972 Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean. 265 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,601 You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Super-Babes. 266 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,436 I'm kinda choosy. 267 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,981 I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cause that could be nice. 268 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,734 All sorts of wrong, but nice. 269 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,529 - Right now, I just really need to find... - Shh! 270 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,281 Face it, Sugar. 271 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,911 I got something you want, and you sure-as-shootin' got something I want. 272 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,497 So, be a good boy and maybe... 273 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,500 Maybe mama will give you a cookie. 274 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,378 The things I do for Gotham. 275 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,922 I'm taking that as a "yes." 276 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,426 It's disgusting! 277 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,762 It's an abomination! 278 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,892 You think I like swapping spit with this geezer every six hours? 279 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:48,813 If you've got a better way to keep him under our control, I'm all ears. 280 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,190 There's always torture. 281 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,275 I don't torture. 282 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,945 The seven billion meat bags who infest this world 283 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,031 would probably consider our plans for them torture. 284 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,784 Or at least cruel and inhumane. 285 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,996 Our plans are for the improvement of every organism on Earth. 286 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,457 The very definition of humane. 287 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,834 "Humane." 288 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,378 What an ironic word coined by a species 289 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,923 completely devoid of compassion for any other life-forms. 290 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,967 Or each other, for that matter. 291 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,177 They all talk about climate change, 292 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,805 but have they actually changed anything? 293 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,807 Indeed they have. 294 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,727 They've doubled their output of greenhouse gases, 295 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:32,189 increased the rate of deforestation, ravaged the planet. 296 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,651 You said it yourself, Pamela, and I quote, 297 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,823 "Humans simply will not give a crap unless we force them to." 298 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,410 Well, once our virus is activated, 299 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,831 every single person on this planet will have a vested interest 300 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,167 in "going green." 301 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,857 Oh, God, no! Stop! Stop! 302 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,027 You stop it! You're gonna make me pee! 303 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,531 Hey, hey, hey! 304 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:23,991 Cut it out! 305 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,826 How about there? You ticklish there? 306 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,875 Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir! 307 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,170 I was, uh... Was just about to call you. 308 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,186 Meet you at the car! 309 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,357 Did you get what you needed? 310 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,234 Well, yeah. 311 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:03,656 Ivy's whereabouts, of course. That's what you meant. Uh, no, not yet. 312 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,870 Like you never made out with a super-villain. 313 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,128 So, here's how it's gonna work, Dynamic Duo. 314 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,589 Nobody knows Ivy like I know Ivy. 315 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,091 Now, I can help you find her, 316 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,177 but you're gonna let me talk some sense into her before you come in swingin'. 317 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,971 And then, when this whole thing is over, 318 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,223 you're gonna put in a good word for me with the parole board, 319 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:33,435 tell 'em what a fine, upstanding citizen I am, etcetera, etcetera. 320 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,481 No. 321 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,235 What the what? But... I mean, aren't you gonna... 322 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,613 - Don't you need... - I don't make deals with psychopaths. 323 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,115 Sociopath! 324 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,201 So-ci-o-path! 325 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,829 Jeez, why does everybody always get that wrong? 326 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,915 If you aren't willing to agree to my terms, why should I help you? 327 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,960 You'll help us or the rest of the world will cease to exist. 328 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,921 As insane as you are, you enjoy living. 329 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,383 How about just a little something to sweeten the deal? 330 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,553 Spa day? Autographed picture for my little cousin? 331 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,013 He's real sick. 332 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,017 Okay, fine, whatever. You're the boss. 333 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,935 Wait, she's coming with us? 334 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,812 Is that really a good idea? 335 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,355 It's not my first choice, 336 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,649 but we can't afford to let her out of our sight. 337 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,152 She might tip off Ivy that we're onto her. 338 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,990 Yeah, dangerous loony over here, never know what she's gonna do! 339 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,830 Here, there's a little trick to it. 340 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,666 Hey, watch the hands, Buster Brown! 341 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,251 Sorry, I was just... 342 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,004 Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun-time and they think they own you. 343 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,089 I wasn't... I was just trying to... 344 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,550 Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay? 345 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,844 Like, when I'm outta batteries or something. 346 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,353 Based on Goldblum's area of expertise, 347 00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:00,022 Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles, 348 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,941 and the S. T.A.R. Labs break-in, 349 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,943 there's only one conclusion. 350 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,488 They're going to synthesize the formula that created Swamp Thing, 351 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,533 convert it into a fast-spreading virus and save the world 352 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,703 by turning humanity into animal/plant hybrids. 353 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:15,996 What! Ew! 354 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,707 Look, don't get me wrong, I ain't no racist. 355 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,210 I mean, some of my best friends are plant people. 356 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:24,546 Well, on the bright side, at least they aren't actually killing anyone. 357 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,507 Perhaps not intentionally. 358 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,716 Here we go. 359 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,136 It's bad enough if they succeed and we all live as plant people. 360 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,764 But that's not even the worst-case scenario. 361 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:38,227 If any part of their plan is off even a slight bit, within weeks, 362 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,561 days, maybe... 363 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,690 We could be looking at the extinction of all life on the planet. 364 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,066 Jeepers. 365 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,569 But wait a minute, why do they need the Holland formula? 366 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,738 Why not just make the virus from themselves? 367 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:50,990 It's a shortcut. 368 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,910 Reverse-engineering their own DNA could take years, maybe decades. 369 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,830 Neither of them was ever fully human to begin with. 370 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,415 She's a natural mutation 371 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,126 and he's an exiled dryad from another dimension. 372 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,795 "Exiled dryad from..." You're shittin' me! 373 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,672 We've seen weirder things. 374 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,092 Harley, we just need you to help us find Ivy. That's all. 375 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,261 - We'll handle the rest. - No problem. 376 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,555 I know this guy, one of Ivy's top henchmen, 377 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:15,806 probably still tight with her. 378 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,559 And he's... Oh, my God! Stop the car! 379 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,102 - No. - But it's him! 380 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,854 - Who? - That guy! 381 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,860 Hey, you! Bobby Liebowitz! 382 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,446 Oh, crap! 383 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,740 Harley, wait! 384 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,397 Lousy, stinkin'... 385 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:32,442 Stands me up for senior prom! 386 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:33,735 That's enough. 387 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,446 Dumps me for that shiksa with the big... 388 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,575 - Sorry, she's off her meds. - Won't happen again. 389 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:44,288 But seriously, dude. Sounds like you kinda had it coming. 390 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,709 Made my mother cry! Was she worth it, douchebag? 391 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,433 Waited 10 years to get that... 392 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,019 I was just... 393 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,230 But... 394 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:12,774 He... 395 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,819 Pull a stupid stunt like that again 396 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,779 and I'm dumping you off at the nearest police station. 397 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,239 Oh, big whoop. 398 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,950 "You're livin' under my roof. You play by my rules." 399 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,118 Is that it? 400 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,121 Newsflash, gruesome, you ain't my dad! 401 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:27,789 This isn't a game, Harley! 402 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,791 I need you to stay focused on the job at hand. 403 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,251 Focus-shmocus! 404 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,378 You know, I'm starting to re-think this whole deal. 405 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:37,132 Here I am helping you guys out, pro-boner I might add, 406 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,135 and you gotta go and get all mega control-freaky on me. 407 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:44,306 "Do this, don't do that. Sit up straight. Brush after every meal. 408 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,641 "Don't bite your toenails. 409 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,559 "Keep your knees together when you're wearing a dress." 410 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,603 Harley, there are lives at stake! 411 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,563 Oh, my God! 412 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:55,150 Yeah, yeah, the whole world's going to plotz! I get it, I get it! 413 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,321 You think I'm just some dizzy airhead that don't know nothin'. 414 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,073 Do you know what I am? 415 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,867 My punishment for dropping out of med school. 416 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:08,080 Wrong! I'm the answer to all your prayers, pally. 417 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,916 Take the Donnenfeld Expressway to Bludhaven. 418 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,128 Come on. Trust me this time. 419 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:36,441 Okay, you really want to stop the car this time. 420 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,860 Those Hawkgirl spicy wings I had at Super-Babes 421 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,238 are doing a tango in my tummy. 422 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,373 Seriously, I'm dying back here. 423 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:55,585 Fine. 424 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,050 - Holy... - It's not so bad. 425 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,137 Smells like... Discipline. 426 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,524 Oh, man! 427 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,485 Batman, I'm begging you. 428 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:33,749 I'll give you 10 bucks if you floor it and don't look back. 429 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:43,425 I know, it looks like a total dump, but trust me, it is a total dump. 430 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,763 Howsomever, all the cool hench-people hang out here. 431 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,351 Betcha dollars to donuts Shrubby's inside. 432 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,770 Guy just loves to dance! 433 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,744 I have nightmares like this. 434 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,209 Not sure just how welcome we are here. 435 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,544 Oh, relax, you'll fit right in. 436 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,381 Try to look a little less stick-up-your-assy. 437 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,594 Oh, look, I was right! There's Shrubby! 438 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,388 Hey, Shrubby! 439 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,932 Be right back. 440 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,900 Long time no see, Shrubby. 441 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,680 You still got the moves, Shrub. 442 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,223 Milk for the gentleman. 443 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,472 I gotta do somethin' for Shrubby or there's no deal. 444 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:30,777 Hey, buddy, watch this! 445 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,281 No, man, don't do it! 446 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,077 Wait. 447 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,470 Happy? 448 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,348 Thanks a heap, Shrub. 449 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,936 I got it, let's go. 450 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,239 You put a lot of our buddies in the slammer, Bat-fink. 451 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:40,782 Only way you're getting out of here 452 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,785 is in a black plastic bag with a zipper up the front. 453 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,579 - A body bag. - He knows what it is! 454 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:08,727 Okay, boys... 455 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,353 Let's dance. 456 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,118 See, that was fun, right? 457 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,497 Go ahead, Watchtower. 458 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,625 Hey, Bats, it's Booster. Got your emergency alert. 459 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,545 Hey, the thing is, most of our heavy hitters are out near Rigel, 460 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:39,007 trying to stop a rogue comet, or a black hole or something. 461 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,760 And a bunch of 'em are at that christening at Aquaman's place, 462 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,970 and you know the reception down there kinda sucks. 463 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,181 I only got a handful of guys here on stand-by. 464 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,975 I could send... Let's see... 465 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:50,351 Black Condor? 466 00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:52,896 Elongated Man? 467 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,523 Triumph? 468 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,026 Bloodwynd? 469 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,238 Or I could just come down myself, give you guys a hand. 470 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,533 Not much goin' on up here, and the foosball table's still busted. 471 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:08,787 That's all right, Booster. Thanks anyway. We'll make do. 472 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,916 You sure? 'Cause it's no problem. B'wana Beast can totally cover for me. 473 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,461 Sorry, Booster. Going under some high-tension wires. 474 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,296 That sounds like paper. 475 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,714 Over and out. 476 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,717 That was too close. 477 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,845 We got any of them fries left? 478 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:32,936 You're just going to feel a bit of pressure here, little fellow. 479 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,522 Everything's going to be just fine. 480 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,072 It's working. 481 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:45,824 He's stable! 482 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,910 Look how beautiful you are! 483 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,538 Come to mama, cutie pie. 484 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,915 It works. It works! 485 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:58,795 This is no ordinary leafy mouse, but a harbinger of the new age! 486 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,047 The dead, grinding factories of man 487 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:04,425 will be replaced by cathedrals of mighty redwoods! 488 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,970 A verdant, green, life-covered Earth 489 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,013 will burst forth with... 490 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:10,932 Ew! 491 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,810 "Subject response, negative." 492 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,187 Why isn't it working? 493 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,940 He's faking! He's not even trying! 494 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,109 Your persuasion kiss has worn off! 495 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,861 He's still under my control. 496 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,654 Harold, tell us what went wrong. 497 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,407 This is an incredibly complex azeotrope. 498 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:31,369 The virus conversion of the formula works perfectly on paper. 499 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:36,457 There are literally millions of variables that could be corrupting the process. 500 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,960 Take a guess, meat bag. 501 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,796 Well, guessing is hardly scientific, 502 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:44,674 but I suspect it may have something to do 503 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:47,760 with the fact that we've been using plain old swamp water 504 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:51,014 from nearby Slaughter Swamp for our experiments. 505 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,348 No, what we need 506 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:57,103 is the precise bio-nutrients and chemicals from the water at the exact place 507 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,105 where the Swamp Thing was created. 508 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,858 The Weinwright Swamp in Louisiana. 509 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,986 Oh, for God's sake, what a pain in the ass. 510 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:08,114 No, Pamela, no. It's perfect, don't you see? 511 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,659 The lagoon feeds directly into the Gulf of Mexico, 512 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,330 where the Gulf Stream currents will carry the virus into the Greater Atlantic 513 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,874 and then the world! 514 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:23,588 Mother Earth's salvation, ground zero! 515 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,011 I said it last time. 516 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,138 - Your turn. - It's over, Ivy. 517 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:33,973 Harley? 518 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,308 Hiya, Red. 519 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,018 You're with them? 520 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,645 Oh, Harl... 521 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,229 Come on, Pammie, what are you doing? 522 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,565 You really going to change us all into plants? 523 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,567 You know I don't look good in green. 524 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,819 I'm sorry, Harley, but there's no other way. 525 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,197 Humankind have had their chance. 526 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,823 And you've had yours! 527 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,397 Oh, gross! 528 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,026 Jason, the work! 529 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,033 What's happening? 530 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:17,660 He's waking up. I need to keep him hypnotized. 531 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,620 Mmm, no. 532 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:23,541 Occam's razor. 533 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:30,298 Red! You can't leave me here, Pammie! You know my skin. I burn easy! 534 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,468 That idiot meat-skank betrayed you, Pamela! 535 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,179 She is your worst enemy! Leave her to her fate! 536 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,130 Nightwing? 537 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,007 Nightwing? 538 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,846 Over here. 539 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,150 You okay? 540 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,945 My ears are going to be ringing for a week, 541 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,155 but no broken bones. Ow! 542 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,116 I think. 543 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,034 Where's Harley? 544 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:45,206 Shh, it's okay. You're gonna be okay. 545 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:47,959 Just hang in there, Doc. 546 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,963 Look, here's Batman. He'll fix you right up. Sure he will. 547 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:54,173 Don't pull it out. 548 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,052 Lift his head up. 549 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:01,889 Loui... 550 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:03,474 Siana... 551 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:06,894 - Don't try to talk. It's okay... - No. 552 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:09,981 Must... 553 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,818 They need swamp water. 554 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,112 Complete... 555 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,072 Process... 556 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,074 We're losing him. 557 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,369 It's okay, Doc. You did good. 558 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,121 You did real good. 559 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,039 We'll take it from here. 560 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,418 Hey, Doc. 561 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,671 When you get to heaven, you should look up my bubbie. 562 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,214 Fran Quinzel. 563 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:38,968 She's super nice. I think you two would really hit it off. 564 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,265 It was wrong. 565 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:29,060 We shouldn't have left them there. Not in the flames. What if she... 566 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,312 Died? Good. 567 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,898 She's on the wrong side of this, Ivy. 568 00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,484 Don't tell me you're getting cold feet? 569 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,110 No! I just... 570 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,529 Never mind. 571 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:47,495 Safe to say, we are thoroughly screwed. 572 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:50,831 They're bound to have all the airports and train stations covered by now. 573 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:54,669 I could maybe disguise myself and squeak through the cordon, but you? 574 00:45:56,629 --> 00:46:00,967 Well, it was a nice dream while it last... Is that a yam? 575 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,678 A very special yam, yes. 576 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,430 With certain unique properties. 577 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,185 I removed half a dozen of these tubers from Swamp Thing's corpse a few years ago 578 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,521 while he was temporarily deceased. 579 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:18,943 This is my last one. I've been saving it for just such an occasion. 580 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:22,530 Not hungry. 581 00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,156 Eat. 582 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,075 It's frozen. 583 00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:27,827 Eat. 584 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,460 More. 585 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:43,592 Ugh! It tastes awful. 586 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,729 Take my hand. 587 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:21,630 What the... 588 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,424 Relax. 589 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,553 Concentrate on our destination. 590 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:31,182 Become one with the Green. 591 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:35,978 With the Green... 592 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,195 Silly me. Almost forgot. 593 00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,463 Oh, man, I'm beat. 594 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,049 How you doin', Nightwig? 595 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,472 Oh, right. Nightwing. Sorry. 596 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,432 It's like that thing, when you can't remember 597 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,351 if it's supposed to be "their" with "E-I-R" 598 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,686 or "they're" with "Y-apostrophe-R-E". 599 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:20,147 You know you got a 50/50 chance of getting it right, 600 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,191 but somehow, you always pick the wrong... 601 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,695 Anyhow. 602 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,489 Sorry. 603 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,494 Forget it. 604 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:36,705 Yeah? 605 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,791 So, we're good? 606 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,004 Sure. 607 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,350 The police are setting up roadblocks, 608 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,186 covering the airports, bus terminals, train stations. 609 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,606 Sarge Steel is calling in the FBI and the National Guard. 610 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:06,402 - What about us? - We're headed to Louisiana, fast. 611 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,711 The GPS coordinates for the Holland lab are locked in. 612 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,129 Saddle up. 613 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,133 Thanks for your help. 614 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:38,017 Hey, now, wait just a goddamn minute! 615 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:41,270 That's it? You got what you wanted, now you're just gonna dump me? 616 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,690 Like Nightwig over here, Captain-Kirk-in' me for info, and then... 617 00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:46,066 See ya later, toots? 618 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,986 Hey, you were the one who... And I never... 619 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,071 You need me, Batman! 620 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,074 Uh-huh. That's right. You need me! 621 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:55,951 You saw how tough plant guy is, 622 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,412 tossing you guys around like raggedy-dolls! 623 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,789 If he kicks your butts again, then what? 624 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:03,542 You think you're gonna be able to sweet-talk Ivy 625 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,336 into giving up her diabolical plan? 626 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:09,215 Huh, Mr. Smoothie? 'Cause I gotta tell ya, your line ain't that great! 627 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:11,008 - And besides... - Enough. 628 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:14,094 I can't trust you. 629 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,471 But I thought... 630 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,139 I mean, we... 631 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:20,059 You're the walking definition of loose cannon, Harley. 632 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,353 For all I know, you might decide at the last minute 633 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:25,439 that Ivy's plan doesn't sound so cock-eyed after all, 634 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:29,443 because the wind changed direction, or because it's Thursday. 635 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,195 - But... - I can't risk it. 636 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:32,738 The stakes are way too high. 637 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,281 - But... - But what? 638 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,660 But I'll never survive the veggie apocalypse! 639 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,371 Once, I begged my mom for a cat, 640 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:43,874 but I left the back door open one day and it ran away. 641 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,752 And then I begged her for a hamster and I forgot to feed it for like... 642 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:48,462 A month! 643 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:51,173 So then... Then she said that maybe I could have a plant, 644 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:55,761 so she got me this itty-bitty fern in this cute little yellow pot and... 645 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,680 I forgot... 646 00:50:57,846 --> 00:51:00,641 ...to water it! 647 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:05,729 Well, what if I forget to water myself? 648 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:13,362 Oh, please, Mr. Kinda-scary but-actually-really-nice Batman, 649 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:14,822 please let me come with you! 650 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:18,742 I can make Ivy change her mind and give up her diabolical plan with Tree Guy! 651 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:22,580 I know I can! We're pals! Yeah, good pals! 652 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,291 Like Jack and Jill, or pork and beans! 653 00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:28,335 Please! Please! 654 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:37,928 You know, you're always saying, "Have a contingency plan." 655 00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:40,347 So... 656 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:44,476 Your Plan B is Harley Quinn? 657 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,156 God help us. 658 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:10,210 Probably should've mentioned I sometimes get a little airsick... 659 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:38,656 Gettin' eaten alive out here. 660 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:42,076 Oh, thank God, can I have some of that? 661 00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:45,996 It's concentrated sulfuric acid. A super-dehydrating agent. 662 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,666 All of the crazy crap you got stuffed into that belt, 663 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,250 and you didn't think to bring bug spray? 664 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,127 To a frickin' swamp? 665 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:56,006 What are ya good for? Hmm? 666 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,261 You're probably just low on Vitamin B. 667 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:02,513 Never mind! 668 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:05,182 Some Boy Scout you turned out to be. 669 00:53:17,403 --> 00:53:19,947 I can't see how they could have gotten here ahead of us. 670 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,366 With the airports and train stations locked down? 671 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:23,659 Probably not. 672 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,286 But supervillains do tend to be very resourceful. 673 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,456 All I know is, if they are here already, you can bet your tushy 674 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:33,419 Ivy's turned some of these bushes and trees into monster watchdogs. 675 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:36,130 Like Little Shop of Horrors on steroids. 676 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,008 No foolin', one time she turned my stinkin' lollipop stick 677 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,261 into a three-headed snake-twig thingy. 678 00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:44,847 While it was still in my mouth! 679 00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:47,975 Haven't had a lollipop since. 680 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,272 What? 681 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,482 What you said before. 682 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:58,569 I keep thinking about Plant Guy ridin' on the subway. 683 00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:04,283 In a trench coat and hat, like some kinda 7-foot-tall flasher all made outta celery. 684 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,472 Guess they're definitely here then. 685 00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:43,489 They're coming. 686 00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,408 I can feel it. 687 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,661 Would you please stop fidgeting? I really need to concentrate. 688 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:51,789 Just hurry. 689 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,794 Almost done. One last step. 690 00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:15,813 Look out! Ivy trap! 691 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,233 Come on. This way. 692 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,328 Harley! 693 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:50,556 What are you doing? 694 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:53,934 Just what you expected me to do. Sucker. 695 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,186 Because it's Thursday. 696 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,272 Harley? 697 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:01,483 Hiya, sweetie! Look, sorry about before. 698 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,902 I had to make these jerks think I was on their side 699 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,779 so I could bring 'em here and wrap 'em up for ya, 700 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,281 so you can get on with your plan! 701 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:08,532 Nice, huh? 702 00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:11,493 Pammie, honey, you gotta give up this crazy plan. 703 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:14,121 It's really, really nutzoid. Please don't turn us all into veggie people. 704 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,706 Gotta be another way. You're tampering with things 705 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,291 man was never meant to know. I'm sure I could put in 706 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:19,126 a good word for you at your trial, 'cause after all, 707 00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:21,628 your heart's in the right place, even if you did kill all those people. 708 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,589 But please give up your plan, Pammie, sweetie, honey, baby. 709 00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:25,215 Please, please, please give up your plan! 710 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:30,596 What? No! Harley, the Earth is dying. I'm not destroying the world! 711 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:32,180 I'm saving it! 712 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:35,058 Saving it from the takers and the users. 713 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:38,353 We've been surrounded by men like that all our lives. 714 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,188 But we can change them. 715 00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,442 Trim them. Shape them like a good gardener. 716 00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:46,236 I don't want to do it. I have to do it. 717 00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,948 Well, you can't blame a girl for tryin'. 718 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:02,377 Concentrated weed-killer. 719 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:05,505 I always keep some on hand since the lollipop incident. 720 00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:07,591 I thought we were friends! 721 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:11,178 Red, friends don't let friends kill seven billion people. 722 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,977 You really are an idiot, Harley. 723 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:03,397 We could've changed the world, but you're too dumb to see that. 724 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:07,901 Oh, yeah? 725 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:10,612 Smart enough to take away your spankin' stick. 726 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,365 Pretty cool, huh? 727 00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:20,247 No. That is cool. 728 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,581 You suck. 729 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:32,486 Seriously, Pammie, your plan is totally bat-shit bonkers! 730 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:35,781 They're killing our world! What else can I do? 731 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:38,867 I don't know. Vote Democrat, give money to Greenpeace. 732 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,911 That's for saving whales, moron! 733 00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,120 Whatever! 734 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,123 Anything's better than turning us all into walkin' brussels sprouts! 735 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,679 I can do this all night. 736 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,764 I don't have that kind of time. 737 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,144 No fair! 738 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,528 That's it? The virus? 739 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,488 The solution. 740 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:01,241 To all the world's problems. 741 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,119 One way or another. 742 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,912 What's that supposed to mean? 743 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,748 My God, Pammie. 744 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:12,669 You haven't even tested it yet, have you? Have you? 745 01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:16,381 Batman said that if you get just one teensy weensy thing wrong, 746 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,550 you could wind up killing everything on the planet. 747 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:22,304 Everything, Pammie. Plants, people, animals. 748 01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,472 Everything. 749 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:29,811 It doesn't matter. Earth will die anyway if I don't act. 750 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:35,275 I'm sorry, Harley, but I have to roll these dice. 751 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,112 You're gonna make me do it, aren't you? 752 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,741 Well, when this is all over, just remember, 753 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:44,784 I gave you a chance. 754 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,495 What are... No. 755 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,247 That's right, sweetie. 756 01:01:49,414 --> 01:01:50,874 The nuclear option. 757 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,960 You promised me you'd never... 758 01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,425 Harley, I'm warning you. 759 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,475 Don't you dare! 760 01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:22,656 I hate you so much. 761 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:27,994 Works every time. Phew! 762 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:34,084 Holy crap! 763 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,961 Pamela, have you... 764 01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:43,843 So, this is where your true allegiance lies. 765 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:46,596 With the cancerous meat. 766 01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:49,349 We can't do this, Jason. 767 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:53,520 If we've made one miscalculation, the whole Earth will die. 768 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:57,190 A small risk. And one I'm more than willing to take. 769 01:02:58,066 --> 01:02:59,567 Well, I'm not. 770 01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,403 Pity. 771 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:19,504 Get him, Red! 772 01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:07,385 The plant world belongs to me! 773 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,603 Red! 774 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,438 Okay, fugly. 775 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:20,523 You just bought yourself a first-class beatin'. 776 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,619 At last. 777 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:36,831 Humanity's lunatic reign is over! 778 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:42,379 No longer will this beautiful Earth be ravaged by poison and ignorance. 779 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:47,967 No more will this be a world of screaming meat! 780 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:38,726 Is... Is that... 781 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:40,145 Yes. 782 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:42,981 Swamp Thing. 783 01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:00,915 Jason Woodrue. 784 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:08,715 The Earth has indeed suffered at the hands of mankind. 785 01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:10,967 However, 786 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:17,432 this is not the way to right the wrongs done to Mother Gaea. 787 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,852 Though your cause is just, 788 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:27,734 your actions have upset the balance in the Green. 789 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:31,529 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 790 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:32,864 Yes! 791 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:36,159 Watch, bet you he's gonna turn Plant Guy into a stump or somethin'. 792 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:41,998 But it is not my place to judge. 793 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:43,833 Wait, what? 794 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,463 All will be as it will be. 795 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:53,760 I return now to the Parliament of Trees, 796 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:59,599 to seek the hidden truths at the center of eternity. 797 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:01,643 No, no, no! Don't go! 798 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,563 To know unknowable nature 799 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:09,859 in all its infinite splendors. 800 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:13,279 Screw unknowable nature! Kick his butt! 801 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:22,956 Farewell. 802 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:37,554 Well, that was a big-ass bucket of nothing! 803 01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:50,316 - Now what? - There must be a way. 804 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:51,985 - I got... - We've tried everything! 805 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:54,487 - The sonic disrupter barely fazed him! - What about... 806 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,948 And the bio-feedback Batarangs didn't do squat! 807 01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:58,866 - Guys! - What? 808 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:01,744 Look, you're pros here and all, but... 809 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,872 Well, he's all leafy and everything. 810 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,086 Anybody got a match? 811 01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:17,343 Aw, shucks. 812 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,210 After my wife ran off with the pizza delivery guy, 813 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:59,630 my OCD started flaring up again really bad. 814 01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,676 I've been getting up six or seven times a night, 815 01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:06,429 making sure the windows and doors are locked. 816 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:12,351 My boss is on my case all the time about my productivity, 817 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:16,773 since I have a hard time peeing anywhere but my home bathroom. 818 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:18,816 I lost my wife, 819 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:21,861 now I may lose my job, my house, my cats, 820 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:25,031 my collection of vintage toasters and vacuum cleaners. 821 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:29,494 If I can't get this problem under control, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 822 01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:33,080 It sounds to me like you're a little bit blue. 823 01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:34,957 Uh, yeah. 824 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:38,753 And that part about you being wee-wee shy, oh, that's rough. 825 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,214 I had this cellmate at Arkham with the same problem. 826 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:45,551 I says to her, "Sugar, we got a glass wall and a toilet in the middle of the floor. 827 01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:47,094 "Urine trouble!" 828 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,264 Can you help me? 829 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:51,641 'Course I can, silly. 830 01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:54,977 I'm a regular Dr. Quinn, Medicine Person, ain't I? 831 01:11:57,563 --> 01:12:01,067 I am legally required to remind you that my doctorate is purely honorary, 832 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,903 and I am not a currently-accredited mental health professional. 833 01:12:04,862 --> 01:12:06,072 Okay. 834 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,866 Well, Wessie. Okay if I call you "Wessie"? 835 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,952 - I... I don't really like... - Well, Wessie, 836 01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:14,288 you could clearly benefit from therapy. I know I did. 837 01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:17,416 But one thing I learned is that you never get the most out of stuff 838 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:20,795 when it's just handed to you. You gotta earn it. Right, everybody? 839 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,881 Now, as everybody knows, 840 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:26,759 the road to mental wellness is paved with pitfalls. 841 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:31,097 But all you gotta do is make it to that finish line way over there 842 01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:35,226 to win a full year of therapy from a real, honest-to-goodness shrink. 843 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:40,648 Come on, don't be like that. I got faith in you, Wessie. 844 01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:42,275 Time to turn your life around 845 01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:44,777 and start feeling good about yourself again. 846 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,741 On your mark, get set, 847 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,285 get healthy! 848 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:01,878 You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow. 849 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,931 You'll find love when you stop lookin'. 850 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:19,061 Hang in there, baby! 851 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:33,784 It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. 852 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,134 Aw... Ain't that a shame? 853 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:53,179 Wendel is headed back to his crummy house and all those cats 854 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:55,890 without getting the help he so desperately needs. 855 01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:59,143 Oh, well, that's it for today's show. Till next time, folks. 856 01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:00,811 Be good to yourselves. 857 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:04,023 'Cause everyone else in the world is probably out to get you. 858 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:05,191 Bye-bye!