1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:07,274 What the hell are we promoting here, Jack? 2 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:08,509 When you've had the belt as long as I have, 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,144 people gonna attack you from all angles, 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,012 which is why the state fair is gonna be 5 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,147 so darn explosive. 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,448 Previously on Heels... 7 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,783 He cut a promo in our ring 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,084 like he was a goddamn plant. 9 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,020 I've decided to challenge Jack 10 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,289 and Ace in a three-way ladder match. 11 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,724 I don't like that man. 12 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:26,193 I don't like what he brings out in me or you or anyone. 13 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,628 You just want us to win. 14 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:30,331 I just want us to stop having the same fucking conversation. 15 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,465 Dude, you should be a star. 16 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,167 And right now, you aren't one. 17 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,268 If you're gonna smoke, 18 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,369 can you do it in the back, please? 19 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,238 We got fans in there buying jewelry. 20 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,539 I was thinking about quitting anyway. 21 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,641 I just feel like I don't have a place right now. 22 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,642 Whose fault is that? 23 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,210 You decided you didn't like 24 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,578 what was written, so you decided to change it. 25 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,113 You lit the match. Don't be pretending 26 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,048 you don't know how fire works, 'cause you do. 27 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,183 Why did he do it? 28 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,551 His spirit got broken. 29 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,554 How did his spirit get broken? 30 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,755 Your father, Tom, 31 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:56,424 he was one tough sumbitch, Jack. 32 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,192 Always had to have things his way. 33 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,827 Come clean with me, Jack. 34 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,595 You got some of your old man's anger? 35 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:23,150 Oh, man, this is a great song. 36 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,785 Underrated guitar solo. 37 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:26,487 Saw these guys in '78. 38 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,293 You know what? 39 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,694 Why don't you let me drive the rest of the way? 40 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,529 Why don't you just sit back and relax? 41 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:38,432 If you drive a little faster, I will. 42 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,167 Staci's got us saving for a vacation. 43 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,836 I'm not risking a speeding ticket. 44 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,438 Then let me get one. I ain't afraid of my wife. 45 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,307 What's up your ass? 46 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,476 Doctor just gave you a clean bill of health. 47 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,444 Well, I didn't need to go all the goddamn way to Atlanta 48 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:51,779 to get my heart checked. 49 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,280 If I croak, I croak. 50 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,149 I don't think your grandson would see it that way, 51 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:57,351 so just try and put a smile on your face. 52 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,153 They told you to go see a specialist. 53 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,121 Specialist said that your ticker's good. 54 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,289 Yeah, well, my ticker's gonna blow 55 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,124 if I'm late for this Eddie Earl dinner. 56 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,593 You're not gonna be late for the Eddie Earl dinner. 57 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,362 And I already went by his place yesterday and teed you up. 58 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,332 The fuck for? 59 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,534 Look, I can manage my own sponsors. 60 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:16,637 I need to plant the seed 61 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,539 that we're gonna need money to fix up the Dome. 62 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,574 If I need help planting fucking seeds, 63 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,876 I'll let you know. 64 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,778 Pull over. I gotta take piss. 65 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,146 Oh, come on, Dad. 66 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,848 There's-there's an exit in a few miles. 67 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:31,252 I ain't too good for the side of the road, boy. 68 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,554 No son of mine better be either. 69 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,257 Now, your mom tells me 70 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,826 you've been quite the farmer boy lately. 71 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,428 Don't know what that means. 72 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,264 Planting other seeds. 73 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:47,234 Planting seeds in your brother's head about wrestling. 74 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,903 Well, we were just bullshitting. 75 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,338 You don't bullshit, Jack. You're just like me. 76 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,840 You're always operating. 77 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,776 Don't wind Ace up and get him off track, all right? 78 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,546 I-I--hey, I think it's good that Ace is taking an interest 79 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,548 in the family business. 80 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:03,183 He's got a football scholarship! 81 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,386 It's to a D2 school. 82 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,254 Tony Romo came outta D2! 83 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,522 Ace ain't no Tony Romo. 84 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,691 Hey, you don't know who Ace is gonna be, 85 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,725 -all right? -Well, okay, here's what-- 86 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,927 here's what I know right now. 87 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,629 He barely goes to class, doesn't know the plays, 88 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,298 so he's flying by the seat of his pants 89 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,866 on the team and in life. 90 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:23,237 And despite being freakishly gifted, 91 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:24,738 he's not very coachable. 92 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,540 But you think you can manage him, huh? 93 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,741 I think the DWL needs him. 94 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,376 Hey, Dad, we need him. 95 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,879 We need the young, good-looking, athletic hero 96 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,847 to come after King Spade's throne, Dad. 97 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,349 Look, I already started writing the story-- 98 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,752 Don't make me keep fucking telling you, all right? 99 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:41,989 The DWL is what you and me do. 100 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,992 Ace has a different destiny away from here. 101 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,462 Well, then, Dad, Dad, 102 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:50,598 we need a better plan 103 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,499 than choking down spaghetti with Eddie Earl. 104 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,268 The only footage that we have online 105 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:56,537 is from people's cell phones in the Dome. 106 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,539 All the guys from your generation 107 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,840 are-are dropping like flies. 108 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,642 We haven't sold out in five years. 109 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,311 I mean, we're one step away from running the show 110 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:07,681 in the fucking parking lot at a Kmart. 111 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,317 Ebbs and flows, Jack. That's how it goes, all right? 112 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,819 Ebb's here. Flow is soon to come. 113 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:12,987 Well, then guess what. 114 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,455 Wherever the flow's fucking flowing to, 115 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,358 it needs to start flowing towards us, or we're done. 116 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,259 And you wanna drag your brother 117 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,429 down into this fucking homemade quagmire, huh? 118 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,499 I... I wanna help you 119 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,768 save what you spent your life building 120 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,537 so that then you and me, we can make it thrive. 121 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:33,540 Well, I tell ya what. 122 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,610 You pin me, and you can have it. 123 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,546 Let's get back on the road. 124 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,614 -No. 125 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,683 You put me on the fucking ground 126 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:43,951 for a three-count, 127 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,687 and I'll sign over the DWL and the Dome to you 128 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,788 free and clear. 129 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,490 You can run it the way you want to, 130 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,592 find out if your way is the better way, 131 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,427 which I fucking doubt. 132 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,362 Oh, ha! 133 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,698 Is Jack Spade afraid of his pops? 134 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:02,002 You know, I know every one of your moves... 135 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,470 but in the real world, 136 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,606 people don't solve their shit by fighting. 137 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,542 Shut the fuck up with that modern-man horseshit 138 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:09,610 and fucking wrestle me. 139 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,744 -Come on, pussyboy. -Hey. 140 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:11,845 -Fucking wrestle me! -Hey! 141 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,514 -Huh? 142 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,515 Come on! 143 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:19,987 Dad--no! 144 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,923 Come on. 145 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,066 You don't come for my shit, boy. 146 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,141 Wild Bill just posted 147 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:23,944 he's definitely on the DWL roster. 148 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,080 Well, I guess Wild Bill's my enemy now too, which is sad, 149 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,483 because he was pretty funny back in the day. 150 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,686 All I remember is, his valets were so fucking hot. 151 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,855 -Mm. -Bunny Boopie? 152 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,657 -Bunny Bombshell. -Bunny Bombshell. 153 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,725 The second they gained weight, they got replaced. 154 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,093 Yeah, until they reappeared 155 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,830 spread-eagle and naked in Penthouse magazine. 156 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,131 That's the thing, guys. 157 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:47,201 Wrestling has treated women terribly for decades. 158 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,937 We at Dystopia, we're gonna be beacons for a new hope. 159 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,539 Mm. How did Wild Bill fall so far? 160 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,008 Lotta bad decisions, obviously. 161 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,743 -Look, boss. 162 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,879 This is real. DWL's got heat, 163 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,547 and ticket sales are up since Wild Bill signed. 164 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,082 Look at fucking StubHub over here. 165 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,717 How do you know ticket sales are up? 166 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,918 I tried to get tickets up close 167 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,253 so I could heckle the shit out of them. 168 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,088 The closest I can get was row 40. 169 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,757 They're gonna bomb. State fair's next week, 170 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,626 and they're still doing fucking tryouts. 171 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,760 They're a joke. 172 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:17,064 Nah. Jack Spade's a resilient fuck, Paul. 173 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,066 And Wild Bill's got a lot of connections. 174 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,835 This fair pops, Jack wins. 175 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,770 I gotta upgrade my marketing efforts 176 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,772 and finish this fucker off. 177 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,212 Sorry to show up unannounced. 178 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,083 I've been trying to talk to you, but... 179 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,386 I-I just-- I keep losing my nerve. 180 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:26,960 So I drove over here to, uh... 181 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,228 to give you this. 182 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,206 I know I really, really messed up 183 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:43,677 by going off script and all that... 184 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,979 all that then happened. 185 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,150 I'm just really ashamed of myself 186 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:54,221 and my part of that night and my choices. 187 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,056 And I really wanted to apologize to you 188 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,091 at the baptism, but... 189 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,095 ...I just--I got stuck. 190 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:09,136 You gave me a chance, and I blew it. 191 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:13,974 I wrote all this down, uh, in the letter... 192 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,843 just a-about how sorry I am... 193 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:22,749 ...but, uh, also... 194 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,318 ...my gratitude. 195 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,090 I may not deserve it, 196 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,758 but if you give me another chance, 197 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,728 I promise I'm never gonna let you down again. 198 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,468 I know I could make an impact at the state fair. 199 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,738 And I have no idea if... 200 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,840 Tricia is still Ace's valet 201 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,342 or how you would even use me. 202 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,712 But I just know that I will show up, 203 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,148 and I'm gonna work my ass off 204 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:58,351 and prove to you that my regret is real 205 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,789 and that I value this league so much and all of the people. 206 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,995 Thank you for letting me know. 207 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,972 I'm sorry, barging in here like this. 208 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,774 Hey, Crystal, you didn't barge. 209 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,909 -You don't have to apologize. 210 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,414 I-it's your life. It's important. 211 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,250 You're a good person. 212 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,856 I'm not so sure that I am. 213 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,759 Well, I may not know you that well, but... 214 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,997 I do know that anyone who can express contrition 215 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,766 in the way that you did is a good person. 216 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:54,875 Thank you, Staci... 217 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:59,079 ...for, um, the coffee and for saying that. 218 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,322 They're printed on cardstock, man. 219 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,557 That's expensive shit. 220 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,526 Gully made my pecs look jacked. 221 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,060 Gully got a crush on you, D. 222 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,228 -Psh! -Looks like we're all invited 223 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,530 to this party at Gully's mansion. 224 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,231 We should go crack some skulls, man. 225 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,366 -Yeah. -Nah, don't wanna mess 226 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,367 with Rooster's first match. 227 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,868 -Let it be. -Psh. 228 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,270 How'd Gully get so rich? 229 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,938 Family money from up north. 230 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,406 Built on that by coming down South, 231 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,874 selling fishing and hunting shit. 232 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,075 Hoo, I wish I came from money, man. 233 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,544 Nah, Bobby. The less people help you, 234 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,978 the hungrier you are. 235 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,414 I grew up with nothing. Made me better, stronger. 236 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,250 I mean, who cared about me when I was on food stamps? 237 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,351 The government clearly did. 238 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,886 Government didn't do shit for me. 239 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,321 Who you think bankrolls food stamps? 240 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,822 -The banks. -Fuck no. 241 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,524 Food stamps come from taxes, son. 242 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,427 Government-levied taxes paid for government-fed, 243 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,362 government-loved, government-grown 244 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,198 cute little baby Diego. 245 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,333 Gonna have to rethink my biography. 246 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,420 Who prints a flyer on cardstock? 247 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,554 Rich motherfucker. 248 00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:16,957 Rich motherfucker with a crush on me. 249 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,092 Trying to poach you, Diego. 250 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,561 Ways back, before Gully and Dystopia, 251 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,863 there was a little upstart promotion. 252 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,865 They got a couple of our guys. 253 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,237 Remember that, 'Poc? 254 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,871 Oh, yeah. CRAWDAD. 255 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,240 Fucking CRAWDAD. 256 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,009 It's a acronym for Crazy Rassling Assholes 257 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,277 Wrestling Day And-- 258 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,912 Dawn and Dusk, which is like day and night, 259 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,514 except dusk is right in between day and night, so not exactly. 260 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,617 Never failed: dudes would leave us, 261 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,952 go wrestle for a few dozen meth heads, 262 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,121 come crawling back to Duffy a few months later. 263 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,490 Back to the family. 264 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,027 To the DWL 'cause, fellas, you know and I know 265 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,228 if you're standing here right now, 266 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,529 it's not for the money, 267 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,265 'cause I can't pay you any fucking money. 268 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,233 I'd pay you if I could pay you. 269 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,635 And I really do hope that one day, 270 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,203 I will be able to pay you for the money, 271 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:07,207 but if you are here right now, it's 'cause once a week, 272 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,009 you get to get in that ring for a few minutes 273 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,077 and you get to feel like a god. 274 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,580 You get to walk into the Duffy Dome, 275 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,250 and you don't have a job and you don't have a boss 276 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,119 and you don't have a wife up your ass. 277 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,587 I would like a wife up my ass 278 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,055 -or anywhere near my body. 279 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,990 -I'm looking for one, Diego. -There we go, Bobby. 280 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,626 Diego. Look, here, the only person that you answer to 281 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,061 is the crowd. 282 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,163 We got the best crowd, fellas. 283 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,632 And after the state fair, we're gonna have the biggest. 284 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:36,202 So... I say to Charlie Gully 285 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,138 and his FWD cardstock 286 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,441 the same thing that King Spade would say to CRAWDAD. 287 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,644 Who gives a flying fuck? 288 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,146 Yeah. 289 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,114 Hey, Jack. 290 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,151 Wild Bill's inside... training. 291 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,521 Oh, let's go and amuse ourselves. 292 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,093 Damn, they even got nice-ass glue. 293 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,302 -You okay, Boss? -I'm great. 294 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,338 Just... Bill being back-- 295 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,706 I'm great, Debbie. 296 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,379 Don't have to pretend that you're training 297 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,680 just to kiss my ass. 298 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,082 I don't need to train 299 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,084 to wrestle you two shit bricks, 300 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,019 but I do wanna limber up before our trip to Florida 301 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,054 to beat Charlie Gully's ass. 302 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,255 Not gonna happen. 303 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,724 Son of a bitch desecrated your church. 304 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,258 You can't let that shit stand. 305 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,561 But I shall, because I need to focus 306 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,163 on the biggest main event in the history of the league. 307 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,698 Now, y'all know me. 308 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:42,001 Normally, I'd hole myself up, write the entire main event, 309 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,436 and piss Staci off. 310 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,604 Piss me off. 311 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,072 Piss Willie off. 312 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,007 -Piss me off. -Piss everyone off. 313 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,676 Thank you. 314 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,211 That's not what I wanna do this time. 315 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,214 This time, I would like to have a creative discussion 316 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,383 about the main event. 317 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,017 Then I'll make the final call. 318 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,487 Here's an idea to kick off your discussion. 319 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,390 I should win. End of discussion. 320 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,424 Who could have predicted 321 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,592 that you'd have that perspective? 322 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,560 Says the guy who kept the belt for himself 323 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,462 by deep-dicking me six ways from Sunday. 324 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,231 Can we please scour the Earth 325 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,665 and find a new metaphor for betrayal? 326 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,300 I agree, Willie. 327 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,202 I've always considered deep-dicking 328 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,805 to be a reward of sorts, a gift, 329 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,274 something desired with anticipation, 330 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,411 longed for, if I may stretch the metaphor. 331 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,045 Ace, you're right. 332 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,547 I've held the belt long enough. 333 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,616 Yeah. Sure. 334 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,121 You're seriously gonna give it up? 335 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,157 Somebody else's turn. 336 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,558 Just a matter of who. 337 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,527 Look, I could give a fuck. 338 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,295 I worn hundreds of belts. 339 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:45,265 This ain't about pride, but y'all know what's what. 340 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,300 You want the biggest pop on the biggest nights, 341 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,735 you put it on the biggest star. 342 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,437 C'est moi. 343 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,572 -Bullshit. -Excuse me? 344 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,240 Bullshit, man. 345 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,543 The whole point of this thing is making new fans. 346 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,479 Everybody's seen Bill wrestle a thousand times. 347 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,383 Bill winning's the same old fucking story, emphasis on old. 348 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,784 I mean, shit, the guy's speaking French, 349 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,486 which is a fucking dead language. 350 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,588 You should try it in the brothels of Paris. 351 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,623 It's very much alive there. 352 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,292 Jack, the tickets we've sold... 353 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,493 I've sold. 354 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,628 ...are getting people to follow the posts 355 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,130 and previews and recaps. 356 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,264 They're getting invested. 357 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,299 You're welcome. 358 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,569 And if Bill wins, yeah, they may cheer. 359 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,838 Then they'll never think about us again. 360 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:28,441 But if the kid pulls off an upset... 361 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,742 I don't know, that feels like something 362 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,244 you maybe wanna come back for. 363 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,879 I gave you a gift, Jack, 364 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,347 the gift of my ass. 365 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,849 And you don't look a gift ass in the mouth, 366 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,784 'cause that mouth is my asshole. 367 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,520 Jesus Christ. Willie? 368 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,555 Flip a coin. 369 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,257 Fuck that. It's my turn. 370 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,592 Last time it was your turn, 371 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,860 you cried like a little bitch. 372 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,428 Shut your fucking mouth, Bill. 373 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,531 Hey, hey, two of you, knock it off. 374 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,734 God damn it. 375 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,837 You let me know when you make the right decision, Jack. 376 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,462 Is he almost done? 377 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,163 Chill. He's thirsty. 378 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,765 So am I. 379 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,234 Get fucked, third grader. 380 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,171 Say that again, I'm gonna punch you in the face. 381 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,806 I said get fucked. 382 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,716 Hardest worker I got. 383 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,718 Hey, Staci, the Earls here, they're looking for you. 384 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,287 Oh, hi, Annie. Hey, Eddie. 385 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,422 Hey. Sorry to bother you at work. 386 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,758 Howard, you stay right here. Eddie. 387 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,893 I-I was golfing with Mickey Holloway, 388 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,929 and, uh, I was going on and on about you. 389 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,530 He showed Mickey 390 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,566 the video that I took of you singing at the baptism... 391 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,501 -Mm-hmm. -...and Mickey was just 392 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,635 slack-jawed. 393 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,571 He was just playing it over and over 394 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,740 and just welling up and crying real tears, and it was... 395 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,208 Mickey's a softie. 396 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,878 I-I mean, just a bighearted pastry bag of a man. 397 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,214 But he wants you to sing the national anthem 398 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,717 at the Georgia State Rodeo Championship. 399 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,751 -What? -Yes. 400 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,386 He runs the whole rodeo, 401 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,789 and he wants you to sing the national anthem. 402 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,991 Staci, that rodeo's on television. 403 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,926 I don't-I don't know what to say. 404 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,361 Say yes. 405 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,897 Well, yes, of course. Yes! 406 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,732 Whoo! 407 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,567 Well, I guess this'll be my first rodeo. 408 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,002 -Isn't she funny? 409 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,871 Oh, I'm so sorry. 410 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,340 This is Thomas' school. Give me one second. 411 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,242 -All right. Okay. -Hello. 412 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,448 It's a Friday afternoon in north Florida, 413 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,483 and it is popping, y'all. 414 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,552 I mean, this motherfucker got peacocks walking around, 415 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,820 trying to out-bird the Rooster. 416 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:54,988 Come on, look. Check this shit out. 417 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,489 Check this shit out. Come on, bro. Hey. 418 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,490 Hey, peacock. 419 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,261 North Florida, baby. Let's go. 420 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,045 You got suspended for a week. 421 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,381 You can't hit people out of anger. 422 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,282 Dad hit Uncle Ace at the hospital. 423 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,918 Uncle Ace broke Bobby's leg. 424 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,954 But that's no excuse for Daddy. 425 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,922 Uncle Ace deserved it. He is bad. 426 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,524 No, he's not bad. He's just-- 427 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,925 He's bad and he cries 428 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,694 and people throw Kleenex at him and hate him. 429 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,362 That's all pretend. 430 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,031 No, if it was pretend, people wouldn't be sad 431 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,699 and mad, hurting each other. 432 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,501 It's okay to hurt someone so they'll know you're mad 433 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,735 because of what they did. 434 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:43,903 If that is truly what you think, 435 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,638 then we have failed you as parents. 436 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,908 Hey, Mister, get back here. 437 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,777 I've gotta go number two. 438 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,911 Hurry up. 439 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,780 You hit Ace at the hospital? 440 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,048 Ace broke Bobby's leg 441 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,549 and I had to get through to him. 442 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,718 Well, now your son's getting through the same way. 443 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,853 No, he's going after bullies at school 444 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,488 who are a year older. 445 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,090 Right, so you think this is cool. 446 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,892 I-I got in plenty of fights when I was a kid. 447 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,360 Because you needed attention. 448 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,395 Because I went to school with assholes. 449 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,664 We're not raising our son to beat people up. 450 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,067 We have lost the thread here, Jack. 451 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,602 He thinks we're lying about wrestling being fake. 452 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,337 -That's reverse Santa Claus. 453 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,339 Look, I get why he thinks that. 454 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,742 Everyone at the DWL's not acting like it's pretend. 455 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,844 Everyone at the DWL is acting like they care 456 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,980 a whole lot about what happens and who it gets to happen to. 457 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,816 Isn't that the point? 458 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,386 Not if it's ruining real-life relationships. 459 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:34,654 Thomas worshipped Ace. 460 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,656 He's upside down ever since you turned him heel. 461 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,957 Crowd prefers him that way. 462 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,526 Crowd is a bunch of terrible people too... 463 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,962 ...throwing Kleenex, mocking him. 464 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,530 You know, somebody went out there, 465 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,966 bought Kleenex, passed 'em all out. 466 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,936 I don't understand people going out of their way to be cruel. 467 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,438 The fucking appetite for unkindness 468 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,507 is... fucking disturbing. 469 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,509 Crowd's just playing pretend too. 470 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,777 Shows that they're invested. 471 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,412 Invested in being cruel? 472 00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,447 It's not a great environment for kids, Jack. 473 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,850 It's life, Staci. It's just good and evil. 474 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,551 Ace wasn't pretending to be sad. 475 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,986 I think we both know that. 476 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:09,689 Thomas senses it too. 477 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,592 I don't know how much longer Ace'll put up with it. 478 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,961 You okay, honey? 479 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,028 Yes. 480 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,563 You need help in there? 481 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,798 Mom, I'm eight years old! 482 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,068 Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you my news. 483 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,169 What's up? 484 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,537 Who do you know who's been asked 485 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,805 to sing the national anthem 486 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,073 at the Georgia State Rodeo Championships? 487 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,842 Hey! How'd that happen? 488 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,445 Eddie's friend saw a video of me singing at church. 489 00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,147 Hey, we ought to pop open that nice bottle of wine 490 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,748 I got for my birthday. 491 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:38,050 -No, that's the good stuff. -Well, we open the good stuff 492 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,552 when we got good news. 493 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,820 I'm so proud of you. 494 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:41,854 Thank you. 495 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,659 Crystal, you're gonna kick ass. 496 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,761 Come on. 497 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,762 I'm nervous. 498 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,463 Yeah, 'cause you care. 499 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,865 But I mean, you got God on your side. 500 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,533 You got me on your side. You got all of us. 501 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,069 Just get in here and kick ass. 502 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:33,773 Thanks, Bobby. You're the best. 503 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,241 All right, we'll see you in a minute. Bye. 504 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,776 Bobby, when you gon' let her know 505 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,010 that you like her, like her? 506 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,212 Oh, when the time is right, man. 507 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,546 Don't wait too long. 508 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,481 Women like her don't stay available. 509 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:43,716 Drop your nuts and speak up. 510 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,152 -Hello. -Hi. 511 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,887 What's your gimmick? 512 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,122 -I'm The Dad. -The Dad? 513 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,124 Yeah, just your average dad with a passion 514 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,727 for grilling, drinking beer, and kicking ass. 515 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,062 Sign here in case you die. 516 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:57,930 -Thank you. -'Sup, Crystal? 517 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:00,132 'Sup, Diego, Debbie? 518 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,969 Oh, uh, hi, Crystal. 519 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,537 Uh, between me and Diego, 520 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,973 we're covered with all the help we need today. 521 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,076 I'm here to try out as a wrestler. 522 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,044 Did you tell anyone? 523 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,614 Well, this is an open tryout, right? 524 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,817 It is. Sign here. 525 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,018 In case I die? 526 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,253 In case you die. 527 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,188 All right, men. Time to get started. 528 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,957 Willie. 529 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:28,060 Crystal Tyler wants to wrestle. 530 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,228 All right, let's go, boys. 531 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:31,230 Hit the ropes. 532 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,365 Dystopia! 533 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,608 Ace of Spades. 534 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,010 I didn't wanna believe it, but, uh, 535 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,144 he said you'd show up. 536 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,180 That shrewd motherfucker. 537 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,915 Who is? 538 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,883 I assume the guy you came to talk to, 539 00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,952 'cause I assume you didn't come to talk to me. 540 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,253 I didn't come to talk at all. 541 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,189 Well, whatever you came to do, uh, 542 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:04,690 you can do when he lands, 'cause that's him. 543 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,195 Hey, motherfuckers! 544 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,935 I'm Nozomi. I like your hairstyle. 545 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,781 -Oh, yeah! 546 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:42,028 Gully's a little different than your brother, huh? 547 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,296 Hey there, Ice Man. 548 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,198 You here to tell me I'm dangerous? 549 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,334 Nah, I came to kick your ass. 550 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,669 Ooh! 551 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,172 You mess with the DWL, you mess with my family. 552 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,440 Take a look, folks. 553 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,909 Feast your eyes on the embodiment of gallantry. 554 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,711 The what? 555 00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:00,713 You drove all the way here to defend your family's honor, 556 00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:02,181 to be a white knight, 557 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,083 do what your cowardly big brother could not do: 558 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:06,085 put the big, bad fish man in his place. 559 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,853 I'm not a fucking knight. 560 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,189 Well, that's certainly how you present-- 561 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,192 bold, fearless, duty-bound. 562 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,894 I'm just saying it's worth mentioning 563 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,328 before you kick my ass. 564 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,431 Why don't you stay? 565 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:21,100 Drink some of my beer. Smoke some of my weed. 566 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:24,070 Let's talk about Ace Spade, the hero. 567 00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:39,418 Gully is God. Gully is God. 568 00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:41,821 I didn't come up with it, but it's kinda nice. 569 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:44,090 Gully is God. Gully is God. 570 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,825 Gully is God. 571 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,172 Come on. 572 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,927 Y'all better look the other way. 573 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,430 I ain't signing jockstraps or jill straps. 574 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,065 That was a good one. 575 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,366 It was stupid. 576 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:28,968 Uh, ready. 577 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,971 Ready, huh? Well, let's see it, then. 578 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,839 Hey, Pippi Longstocking. 579 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,307 I'm not screwing around. 580 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:38,043 Nor am I. 581 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,113 Come on, killer. Get him! 582 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,250 Lock it up, youth pastor. 583 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,552 -My gimmick's actually The Dad. -Shut your mouth. 584 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,853 Your gimmick is to make me look good 585 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:49,221 so I can stick a woman you love 586 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,291 who I imagine you call... The Mom. 587 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,260 Now, come on. 588 00:29:58,898 --> 00:29:59,899 Loosen up. 589 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:13,012 Christ. 590 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,984 Get out. Go sip some microbrews. 591 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,355 Kind of a shame I can't wrestle every match. 592 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,390 Come on. 593 00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:27,193 Ho-ho-ho. 594 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,563 There you go, girlie. You hear the crowd? 595 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,864 I hear 'em. 596 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,299 Hmm. 597 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,419 Aah! 598 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,189 -That's good shit. 599 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,924 Slam me. 600 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,559 I don't think I can. 601 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,195 Then get the fuck out of my ring. 602 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:12,972 Ooh! 603 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,476 That's enough. Got what I need. 604 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,912 Why don't we have women wrestlers? 605 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,351 Way to go, dude. 606 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,419 Thanks. 607 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,129 Sorry, I got delayed. 608 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:40,065 My... little guy beat the shit out of a bully at school, 609 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,400 but he got suspended for a week 610 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,203 because right now, there's a zero-tolerance policy. 611 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:46,305 -How'd it go? -Not great. 612 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:47,606 Wasn't anybody any good? 613 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,609 One guy, The Dad. It's a fun gimmick. 614 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,945 The Dad. Well, he's hired, 615 00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:55,047 'cause Rooster's gone, Big Jim's retired, 616 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,483 Bobby Pin's injured, and we need bodies. 617 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,287 Willie, there had to be somebody else that was good. 618 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:07,293 Crystal Tyler tried out, and honestly, Jack, 619 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:08,661 she's pretty fucking good. 620 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,063 How many fingers of Maker's Mark 621 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,498 did you put in your mug today? 622 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,701 I know she's small, but she is acrobatic as hell. 623 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,505 And what she's really got is just... it. 624 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:20,973 You just wanna watch her. 625 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,175 I don't wanna watch a valet. 626 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,476 She can be more than that. 627 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,545 Sure, yeah, she could go off script 628 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,580 and have Bobby Pin's legs snapped in two. 629 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:29,581 Did you forget? 630 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,083 I remember it well. 631 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,718 I remember it was Ace who did the actual snapping. 632 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,320 Oh, okay, so you gotta make a choice right now 633 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,622 between Crystal and Ace, and you're saying 634 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,390 that you choose Crystal, 'cause that's the choice. 635 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,426 They cannot be together anymore, Willie. 636 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,527 It's not safe. 637 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,562 The fans like her just as much as Ace. 638 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:44,596 Bullshit! 639 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,336 You wanna put her in the main event 640 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,638 with me, Ace, and Bill? 641 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,039 I do. 642 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,307 She's five-foot-nothing. 643 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,343 Five-three. Who gives a fuck? It's fake. 644 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:58,644 Well, she can't pick me up. 645 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,646 Can she pick up Ace? Can she pick up Bill? 646 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,081 She doesn't have to pick anyone up. 647 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,182 Oh, you think Bob Backlund 648 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,017 could've really beat up Jimmy Snuka? 649 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,618 You write the scripts. Have him lean in 650 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:08,687 like Andre did for Hulk, for fuck's sake. 651 00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:11,123 And write for the times. I mean, why do you think 652 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,359 the Real Housewives are so popular, huh? 653 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,427 Women can be terrible to other women. 654 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:17,129 So let's give them the opportunity 655 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,398 to be terrible to each other in the DWL ring. 656 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,766 It's not about what she is. 657 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,634 It's about who she is, and who she is 658 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,703 is the girl who did a number on my little brother. 659 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,040 I see. 660 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:29,708 I can't put her anywhere near Ace 661 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,243 before the biggest match of his life 662 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:32,678 and the biggest match of mine. 663 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:35,013 Well, he sure is lucky to have his big brother 664 00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:36,749 looking out for him. 665 00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:39,752 Wish you were as concerned about how Bill makes me feel. 666 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:43,021 I'm not concerned about you, 667 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:45,324 because you're not emotionally immature 668 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:49,061 and you recognize that Bill represents us 669 00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,130 selling out the state fair. 670 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:53,665 He's a gift of fate. 671 00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:56,301 Fate can twist. 672 00:33:58,103 --> 00:33:59,671 Everybody else sucked. 673 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,576 You want a cigar? 674 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:06,779 I didn't come here to smoke cigars or break bread 675 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,814 or play fucking pattycake. 676 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,250 First off, you said nothing about pattycake. 677 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,185 Secondly, calm down. I already sent a crew of guys 678 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,621 up there to clean this shit up and restore your façade 679 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,590 to its former fucking rail yard brick elegance. 680 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:19,691 It's a prank. 681 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,193 Don't tell me you ain't never 682 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,494 toilet-papered somebody's house. 683 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,797 It's a sign of respect, and it got you here 684 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,432 so I could show you my world. 685 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:27,800 I know all about you. 686 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,702 No, you don't. My world is about F-U-N. 687 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,171 I know how to spell "fun." 688 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:35,841 You interrupted. F-U-N-C-T-I-O-N-A-L. 689 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,076 The world you are witnessing is functional. 690 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,778 People get along. Yeah, it's fun. 691 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,514 It's also the opposite of life at the DWL, 692 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,349 which appears to be one of those young adult dramas 693 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,351 my daughter spends half her fucking life watching. 694 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,220 Hey, I heard that. 695 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,588 Dad, can I take the Lambo? 696 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,190 -How many drinks you had? -Two. 697 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,158 Wait an hour. Drive slow. 698 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,860 -Uh, Lucy, this is Ace Spade. -I know. 699 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,762 My dad shows us videos of your matches all the time. 700 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,264 -You're really talented. -Uh, thank you. 701 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:00,499 All right. Bye, honey. 702 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,667 -Make good decisions. -I'll try. 703 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,435 -Hey! -Joking. 704 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,270 Daughters, they're the best. 705 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,805 As I was saying, my world is not filled 706 00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:08,340 with intrigue and resentment. 707 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:12,110 I try to foster a world where dreams can come true. 708 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:13,612 That's why we're killing it. 709 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,813 We're selling it out. 710 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,181 We got great content, 711 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,182 great matches. 712 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,250 That's why streaming companies 713 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,685 are sniffing around us right now. 714 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,487 You gotta join us, become famous, 715 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,721 fulfill your destiny. 716 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,158 You're nervous, man. 717 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:29,795 We got better athletes, better story lines. 718 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,164 Our venue would look better on TV than yours. 719 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,599 The last time I was nervous was never. 720 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,168 Dude, we're killing it! 721 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,237 The state fair--sold out 722 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:42,341 because of me, Jack, Wild Bill, Ricky Rabies. 723 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:44,409 Two old farts and two guys who hate each other. 724 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:45,677 Can't wait. 725 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,479 You finally winning the belt at the fair? 726 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,614 You gonna stay heel? 727 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,649 I'm better as a heel. 728 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,751 As far as the belt, we're still finalizing the story. 729 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,753 It's wrestling, not Shakespeare. 730 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,889 Yeah, but you can't just flip-flop on characters, man. 731 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,323 Dude, for fuck's sake, man, 732 00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,625 people who come out to watch large men 733 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,226 beat each other, they're not intellectuals. 734 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,761 They're not smart like you and me. 735 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,496 Ace, sit down. Seriously. 736 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,632 Let me just talk real talk for five minutes. 737 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,642 You're pissing away your prime. 738 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,176 Come wrestle with my promotion 739 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,345 playing the kind of character you are in real life-- 740 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,848 strong, cool, captivating, brave. 741 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:25,918 My fans would love you. They'd eat your shit up. 742 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:29,421 I'll give you your own merch. You can make your own money. 743 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:31,857 It'll all be emblazoned with the word "champ." 744 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,926 Get the fuck out from under Jack's thumb. 745 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,628 He's my brother. I won't screw him like that. 746 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,964 Like he screws you? 747 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,333 You familiar with rule 34? 748 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,836 Rule 34 is the Internet principle that posits 749 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,505 that for any fictional character, 750 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:49,341 someone somewhere online has drawn them having sex. 751 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,310 Like Hentai, the Japanese shit? 752 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:53,845 Yes, like Hentai, but Hentai has evolved. 753 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,514 I bookmarked this. 754 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,816 It's disturbing, but do you notice anything? 755 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,886 -Is that me fucking Jack? -No, that's Jack fucking you. 756 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,688 What the fuck, man? 757 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,356 Look, I got no problem with gay shit, 758 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,757 but don't show me that fucking shit. 759 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,626 That's twisted. That's my brother, man. 760 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,828 Why do you think I call my promotion Dystopia? 761 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,530 We live in a fallen world, 762 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,633 a world of smut and shit and violence 763 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,669 and people who traffic in and revel in 764 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,638 dark, twisted shit. 765 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:23,342 Why are you so obsessed with dark and twisted shit? 766 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,310 Have you ever had the displeasure of having 767 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,778 a fat French-Canadian priest 768 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:29,915 put his soft hands on your 12-year-old cock? 769 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,550 I have. 770 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,819 It'll give you a point of view about the world. 771 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,823 -That's fucked up, man. -Yeah. 772 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:41,627 And those drawings, that's how people see you, kid: 773 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:44,363 getting fucked by Jack and kind of enjoying it. 774 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:47,265 It's sad, and it doesn't have to be that way. 775 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:50,702 Look, man, party on with us. Stay the night. 776 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:52,371 See what we're all about. 777 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:54,906 Walk away knowing you're making an informed decision, 778 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:59,911 a decision that you make for yourself by yourself. 779 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,025 Hey, Jack, it's Constance Garrity 780 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,760 from the South Georgia State Fair Commission 781 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,729 just following up about the insurance forms. 782 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,864 If you can please email me out a copy ASAP, 783 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,466 we'd appreciate it. 784 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,401 Jack, it's Tim. Hey, you just left 785 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:30,936 before we could go over next week's schedule. 786 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,738 I'm going on a golf weekend in Hilton Head, 787 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,106 and Johnny's got surgery on Tuesday, 788 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,640 so I need you to cover more shifts. 789 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,743 Call me so we can go over it, okay? 790 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:40,545 No, don't. Just-just text me. 791 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:43,415 Anyway, okay. Bye. 792 00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:44,983 Jack, I got the perfect idea 793 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,685 on how to script the whole fair, 794 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,687 but I'm gonna need to hire a new valet, 795 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,522 and, uh... well, call me-- 796 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,527 Fuck! 797 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,572 Robin! 798 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,174 Robin, get in here! 799 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,844 Did I not text you to clean this shit up before I got home? 800 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,446 Explain why it's still here. 801 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:15,647 -I forgot. -You forgot. 802 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,982 I did. 803 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,151 -You smoking weed now? -No! 804 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,820 Then how'd you forget? Put your phone down. 805 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,488 I'm looking to find my reminder. 806 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,457 Your reminder to clean up the counter? 807 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:26,958 I was already at school when you texted me 808 00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,561 to clean up the counter, so I set a reminder, 809 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,029 but Dad picked me up after the reminder 810 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,031 had gone off, so I forgot. 811 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:35,133 Terrible, Robin. I mean, honestly, so terrible. 812 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:37,002 There are my two favorite people. 813 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,037 Did you know we raised a daughter 814 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,939 who needs to set a fucking reminder 815 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,141 to remember to clean up her fucking breakfast dishes? 816 00:40:43,175 --> 00:40:45,177 Well, that must be my bad genes, I guess. 817 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,478 Sorry, Robbie. 818 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:47,512 It's fucking pathetic, Ted. 819 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:48,880 Willie, she's a teenager. 820 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:51,583 That's no excuse. 821 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,218 Well, we actually learned about how 822 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,453 the teenage prefrontal cortex goes through the process 823 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:56,955 -of myelination-- -Hey! 824 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,456 You better start the fucking process 825 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,759 of cleaning this shit up now. 826 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,095 It's all right. It's okay, darling. 827 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,203 Hey, what's going on? 828 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:12,704 Turn that off. 829 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,607 Tell me what's bothering you. 830 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,676 Talking bothers me. 831 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,611 This stuff with Jack and Bill still? 832 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,479 No, do not speak to me about that. 833 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,748 I'm speaking with concern and love. 834 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,684 It's not coming across that way. 835 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,619 Jesus Christ. 836 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,120 He hasn't been much help. 837 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,623 What can I do to help? 838 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,759 Let me sit without talking. 839 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,797 You know, you can always quit. 840 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,498 Oh, God, that's definitely not helping. 841 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:42,634 You do not need these guys. 842 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:43,902 Leave 'em to their own misery. 843 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,937 Right, right, before all the work pays off. 844 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,840 Willie... 845 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:51,710 ...you wanna know one of the reasons 846 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:53,211 why I fell in love with you? 847 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:56,548 'Cause I hate conversations like this? 848 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,250 No, 'cause you live in the present-- 849 00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,918 not the past, not the future, 850 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,019 right here. 851 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:02,787 Never too much regret or stress 852 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,189 or planning or worrying. 853 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:05,690 That may be how it seems, but-- 854 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,826 I'm with you for the long haul. 855 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,161 But I don't look at it like a haul. 856 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:14,165 I mean, I look at it like just enjoying the day, 857 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,301 just enjoying another day with Willie Day. 858 00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:18,937 And when you told me that your old friend Bill 859 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:21,172 needed a place to crash, I welcomed him in. 860 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:23,108 And when you told me that you wanted me to kick him out, 861 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:24,709 I booted him in seconds. 862 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:27,279 If you need me to speak to Jack and speak to Bill-- 863 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,180 I don't need anyone speaking for me. 864 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:33,251 This situation at the DWL-- Tom, Bill, Jack-- 865 00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:37,622 has put you in some kind of a undefinable, 866 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:41,026 I don't know, distress, and it's startling. 867 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,161 I mean, you're drinking way more than you have been. 868 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,262 Deal with it. 869 00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:46,231 Well, that's what I'm trying to do. 870 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,999 Just because the Spade family has staked 871 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:50,735 their entire identity on this league 872 00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:52,103 doesn't mean that we have to. 873 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,839 You're a talented producer, administrator. 874 00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:56,708 You could work at a theater, college. 875 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:57,876 In Duffy? 876 00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,010 Yeah, well, we can move. 877 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:00,645 Look, I don't wanna talk about this. 878 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,714 I don't wanna talk and I don't wanna listen to you talk. 879 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:05,317 What, you just prefer to sit and drink? 880 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,651 Yes. 881 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,653 -Willie. 882 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:10,889 Ted... 883 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,792 I don't wanna say things I shouldn't. 884 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:15,794 Because they're the truth? 885 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:17,195 -Ted! 886 00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:20,832 Willie, you had a life before me. 887 00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:23,001 I had a life before you. 888 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:26,004 I understand that Bill's return 889 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,807 has brought some emotions up to the surface. 890 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,675 I don't wanna talk about it! 891 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:33,278 I told you. 892 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:35,080 I told you I didn't wanna talk about it, 893 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,115 and you had to go on talking. 894 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:40,752 I told you! Fucking told you. 895 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:41,953 Fuck! 896 00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:56,067 Excuse me. 897 00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:20,058 -Wake up, sleepy. 898 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:22,894 Dystopia show day. 899 00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:24,329 Where am I? 900 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,965 Gully mansion. 901 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,933 What time is it? 902 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:31,202 It's party time. 903 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:47,919 Yeah! 904 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,823 Get it in there. Let's go! Come on, now! 905 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,859 Yeah, welcome to Dystopia, baby! 906 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,305 -Say what? -I wanna fuck you 907 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:09,774 -right now. -Oh, fuck! 908 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,342 Ah, I'm sorry, can I have the room... 909 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:12,911 -Why? -...for a sec? 910 00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:16,414 You're just so fucking hot. I just--I gotta call my mom. 911 00:45:16,448 --> 00:45:19,751 -Really? -She's in the hospital. 912 00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:22,353 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 913 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:26,458 -What? 914 00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:27,492 I'll say a prayer. 915 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,060 Oh. Thank you. 916 00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,525 What's up, girl? 917 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,328 Hey, where are you? 918 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,363 FWD, baby. 919 00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:08,967 I'm jumping ship. We're announcing it tonight. 920 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,269 Uh, Jesus, Ace. That's, uh-- 921 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,004 Fucking sick, right? 922 00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:14,472 Best part is, 923 00:46:14,506 --> 00:46:17,075 I want you to come with me 924 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,077 but, uh, not as my valet. 925 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:22,046 As my partner in crime or whatever. 926 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,549 A fellow wrestler. I'll talk to Gully. 927 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,051 Shit, he wants me here so fucking badly anyway. 928 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:28,820 Have you talked to Jack? 929 00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:30,021 Fuck no. Fuck Jack. 930 00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:31,923 I'm done letting him bend me over. 931 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,825 Tonight Gully's bringing me out after the show. 932 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:36,060 I'm gonna say fuck Jack, fuck the DWL. 933 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:37,228 I found a new home. 934 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:43,067 Oh, my God. What the hell was that? 935 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:44,435 That's this dude Bob Wired. 936 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:45,970 He hits people with barbwire. 937 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:49,073 Smashes glass over their head or some shit. 938 00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:50,575 Hey, my phone's gonna die, 939 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:54,479 but, uh, you should make it out if you can. 940 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,214 You know, you can stay at Gully's mansion. 941 00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:57,515 You can have your own room or whatever. 942 00:46:57,549 --> 00:46:59,284 I'm not suggesting anything, but... 943 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,885 if not, just call me tomorrow. 944 00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:01,953 Uh, all right. 945 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:06,191 Well, hey, be safe, okay? 946 00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,193 How's your mom? 947 00:47:08,226 --> 00:47:09,994 Resting. 948 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,430 Shit. 949 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:21,306 -Who's here? 950 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,111 It's Crystal. 951 00:47:31,316 --> 00:47:33,851 Crystal, at a certain point, dogged tenacity 952 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:35,186 begins to lose its charm. 953 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,454 We're right in range. 954 00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:38,423 I'm not here to talk about me. 955 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,291 I swear. It's Ace. 956 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:42,527 What about him? 957 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,996 He's at the FWD show with Gully. 958 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,999 Are you fucking with me? 959 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,867 He FaceTimed me, said he's gonna go out 960 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:53,271 at the end of the show tonight, join the FWD officially. 961 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,340 Say fuck the DWL and fuck you. 962 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,342 Why are you telling me this? What's the angle? 963 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,177 Not everything is an angle. 964 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,945 It is if you're smart, and you are. 965 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:04,449 I told you, Jack, I care about the DWL a lot. 966 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:07,252 And I know how important this state fair is for everybody, 967 00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:10,021 but more importantly, I care about Ace. 968 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,256 And even though you're an asshole-- 969 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,291 and you are an asshole, Jack-- I don't think 970 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,460 you're gonna let him get hurt like how Gully might. 971 00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:18,196 But I could be wrong. 972 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,231 Just thought I should tell you. 973 00:48:20,265 --> 00:48:22,300 He ain't gonna listen to me. 974 00:48:23,635 --> 00:48:27,672 Uh... Crystal. 975 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,574 Thank you. 976 00:48:33,678 --> 00:48:35,046 What's wrong? What's going on? 977 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,314 -It's Ace. -What happened? 978 00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:37,649 -Is he okay? -No. 979 00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,384 What's happening with Uncle Ace? 980 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:43,221 -Jack! -Hey, look, it's not-- 981 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,690 He's in Jacksonville 982 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,092 with Charlie Gully from Florida Wrestling Dystopia, 983 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:50,962 who's my biggest rival and a mortal threat to the DWL. 984 00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:53,331 -Oh! Jesus, Jack. -What? 985 00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:56,000 -I thought it was serious. -It is serious. 986 00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:57,502 Like Ace was hurt. 987 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:58,670 Staci, come on. 988 00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,672 Hey, it's movie night. 989 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:02,707 We opened the wine celebrating my rodeo news. 990 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,442 Staci, if he gets up in Charlie Gully's ring 991 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:06,644 and he shits on the DWL, we're done and they win. 992 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:07,712 Why can't you just let him go 993 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,113 if that's what he wants? 994 00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:10,515 Because he doesn't know what's good for him. 995 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,551 -And you do? -Yes. 996 00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:15,119 I do. 997 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:19,524 -I love you. 998 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:22,193 Hey, love you. 999 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:23,961 Don't wait up. 1000 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,236 -This is Ace. 1001 00:49:32,270 --> 00:49:33,471 Leave a message and I'll hit you back. 1002 00:49:33,504 --> 00:49:34,572 Shit! 1003 00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:06,137 All right, stay here, boo. I'll be right back. 1004 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,005 Mom. 1005 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,509 I think I got into the fight because I'm sad. 1006 00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:16,781 Sometimes I feel like my spirit is broken... 1007 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,117 like Grandad Spade. 1008 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,123 You know, I feel mad and sad sometimes too. 1009 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:26,724 That's a terrible feeling. 1010 00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:31,429 Hey, but we're gonna fix that. All right? 1011 00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:34,098 I promise, 'cause you're my best boy. 1012 00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:35,500 You're my love. 1013 00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,103 I'm really glad you told me this. 1014 00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,105 It's important to tell people how you feel 1015 00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:42,473 because then it doesn't stay all bottled up. 1016 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,709 It gets to go out into the world. 1017 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,344 That's a good thing. 1018 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,081 Hey, why don't you help Mommy run some errands? 1019 00:50:50,114 --> 00:50:51,115 Can you do that? 1020 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,218 Good, 'cause I could sure use your help. 1021 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,656 Hey, Howard. 1022 00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,091 Hey, Staci. Hey, Thomas. 1023 00:51:00,124 --> 00:51:01,392 I need your help with something. 1024 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:02,760 Sure thing. What's up? 1025 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,730 Yeah, we got a bulk purchase 1026 00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,299 of these Kleenex packets right here. 1027 00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:09,500 Um, purchase order came 1028 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:11,068 from the Duffy Wrestling League account. 1029 00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,204 Picked up in-store by Jack Spade. 1030 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:22,573 Rooster time! 1031 00:52:29,213 --> 00:52:31,148 One, two, three! 1032 00:52:31,182 --> 00:52:32,183 -Yeah! 1033 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:36,387 Yeah! 1034 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:49,800 Rooster! Rooster! 1035 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:53,638 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 1036 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,573 Rooster! Rooster! 1037 00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:03,447 Hey, man. Got this for you. 1038 00:53:03,481 --> 00:53:06,250 Welcome to Dystopia. 1039 00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,919 Thanks, man. 1040 00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:09,387 It's beautiful, ain't it? 1041 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:12,590 Two hours of mayhem. Let's bring it home. 1042 00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:13,691 Yes, sir. 1043 00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:15,426 Yeah, Rooster's awesome. 1044 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:17,395 Yes, he is. We put the belt on him tonight, 1045 00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:18,763 but next week, it's gonna be yours. 1046 00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:21,232 I wanna do a pop-up show same night as the state fair. 1047 00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:24,535 Uh... I don't-I don't need it right away. 1048 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,237 Why not? 1049 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:30,341 Shouldn't we, uh, build it up a little, you know? 1050 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:33,811 And Rooster probably deserves it for a little while. 1051 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:37,281 Rooster's just the bait, son. 1052 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:38,749 You're the fish. 1053 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,652 -Really appreciate you, Gully. -Love ya, pal. 1054 00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:45,556 Top that, little bitch. 1055 00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:07,778 Gully is God! Gully is God! 1056 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:11,682 Gully is God! Gully is God! 1057 00:54:11,716 --> 00:54:15,519 What a fucking night! 1058 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:23,961 Florida Wrestling Dystopia forever! 1059 00:54:23,995 --> 00:54:28,633 Forever! Forever! Forever! 1060 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:32,003 Forever! Forever! 1061 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:35,906 Forever! Forever! 1062 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,275 All right, now... 1063 00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:42,046 ...There's a rumor floating around... 1064 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,782 -...a rumor that we have 1065 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:47,518 a visitor from out of town. 1066 00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:50,621 Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace! 1067 00:54:50,655 --> 00:54:53,324 Oh, so you've heard the rumor too? 1068 00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:57,795 Can you imagine the roar 1069 00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:01,499 if the Ace of Spades walked down that ramp right now? 1070 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,304 I bet you'd be able to hear that roar 1071 00:55:07,338 --> 00:55:09,440 all the way up in Duffy. 1072 00:55:23,387 --> 00:55:24,789 Sorry to say... 1073 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,657 sorry to say the rumors aren't true. 1074 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:29,393 -Yeah. 1075 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:31,562 You know, your friend Charlie Gully 1076 00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:34,632 only has so many surprises up his sleeve. 1077 00:55:38,069 --> 00:55:39,904 That's your cue, Ace. 1078 00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:43,074 But just when you think that the fish ain't biting... 1079 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:50,781 That's when you feel a tug! 1080 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:06,931 Whoa! 1081 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:10,034 Hey, hey, that's no way to treat a guest. 1082 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:13,971 Ladies and gentlemen, our legendary nemesis, 1083 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:16,107 Mr. Jack Spade. 1084 00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:23,581 You piece of shit. 1085 00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:28,686 Don't come for my shit, boy. 1086 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:39,029 Man, y'all got a fucked-up family. 1087 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:52,009 -Somebody get that motherfucker!