1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,656 What the hell are we promoting here, Jack? 2 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,006 When you've had the belt as long as I have, 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,572 people gonna attack you from all angles, 4 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,096 which is why the state fair is gonna be 5 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:10,401 so darn explosive. 6 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:11,750 [Ace] Previously onHeels... 7 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,187 He cut a promo in our ring 8 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,318 like he was a goddamn plant. 9 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:17,278 I've decided to challenge Jack 10 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,584 and Ace in a three-way ladder match. 11 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,412 [Staci] I don't like that man. 12 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,501 I don't like what he brings out in me or you or anyone. 13 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,329 [Jack] You just want us to win. 14 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,592 I just want us to stop having the same fucking conversation. 15 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:28,811 Dude, you should be a star. 16 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,378 And right now, you aren't one. 17 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:31,596 [Jack] If you're gonna smoke, 18 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:32,815 can you do it in the back, please? 19 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,643 We got fans in there buying jewelry. 20 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,036 I was thinking about quitting anyway. 21 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,863 I just feel like I don't have a place right now. 22 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:38,951 Whose fault is that? 23 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,692 You decided you didn't like 24 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,085 what was written, so you decided to change it. 25 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,565 You lit the match. Don't be pretending 26 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,175 you don't know how fire works, 'cause you do. 27 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,437 [Thomas] Why did he do it? 28 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:47,917 [Jack] His spirit got broken. 29 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,789 How did his spirit get broken? 30 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,269 [Dick] Your father, Tom, 31 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,836 he was one tough sumbitch, Jack. 32 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,359 Always had to have things his way. 33 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,274 Come clean with me, Jack. 34 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,841 You got some of your old man's anger? 35 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:02,453 [dramatic music plays] 36 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,108 ["Roll with the Changes" playing over radio] 37 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:08,068 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:20,254 Oh, man, this is a great song. 39 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,082 Underrated guitar solo. 40 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,996 Saw these guys in '78. 41 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:28,044 [REO Speedwagon] ♪ Woman, I am willing... ♪ 42 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,741 You know what? 43 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,221 Why don't you let me drive the rest of the way? 44 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,962 Why don't you just sit back and relax? 45 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,921 If you drive a little faster, I will. 46 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,488 Staci's got us saving for a vacation. 47 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:39,490 I'm not risking a speeding ticket. 48 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,579 Then let me get one. I ain't afraid of my wife. 49 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,712 What's up your ass? 50 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,062 Doctor just gave you a clean bill of health. 51 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,629 Well, I didn't need to go all the goddamn way to Atlanta 52 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,065 to get my heart checked. 53 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,762 If I croak, I croak. 54 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,547 I don't think your grandson would see it that way, 55 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,723 so just try and put a smile on your face. 56 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,551 They told you to go see a specialist. 57 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,379 Specialist said that your ticker's good. 58 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,728 Yeah, well, my ticker's gonna blow 59 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,556 if I'm late for this Eddie Earl dinner. 60 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,253 You're not gonna be late for the Eddie Earl dinner. 61 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,255 And I already went by his place yesterday and teed you up. 62 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,693 The fuck for? 63 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,478 Look, I can manage my own sponsors. 64 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,177 I need to plant the seed 65 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,961 that we're gonna need money to fix up the Dome. 66 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,746 If I need help planting fucking seeds, 67 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:18,921 I'll let you know. 68 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:21,924 Pull over. I gotta take piss. 69 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:23,491 Oh, come on, Dad. 70 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,449 There's-there's an exit in a few miles. 71 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,539 I ain't too good for the side of the road, boy. 72 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,498 No son of mine better be either. 73 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,588 [Tom] Now, your mom tells me 74 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:36,286 you've been quite the farmer boy lately. 75 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,593 [Jack] Don't know what that means. 76 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,725 [Tom] Planting other seeds. 77 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:44,555 Planting seeds in your brother's head about wrestling. 78 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,601 Well, we were just bullshitting. 79 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,472 [Tom] You don't bullshit, Jack. You're just like me. 80 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,518 You're always operating. 81 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:53,477 Don't wind Ace up and get him off track, all right? 82 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,740 I-I--hey, I think it's good that Ace is taking an interest 83 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,916 in the family business. 84 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,267 He's got a football scholarship! 85 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,530 It's to a D2 school. 86 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,358 Tony Romo came outta D2! 87 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,924 Ace ain't no Tony Romo. 88 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,144 Hey, you don't know who Ace is gonna be, 89 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,101 -all right? -Well, okay, here's what-- 90 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,538 here's what I know right now. 91 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:13,062 He barely goes to class, doesn't know the plays, 92 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:14,411 so he's flying by the seat of his pants 93 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,283 on the team and in life. 94 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:20,330 And despite being freakishly gifted, 95 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,114 he's not very coachable. 96 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,899 But you think you can manage him, huh? 97 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:24,987 [Jack] I think the DWL needs him. 98 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,858 Hey, Dad, we need him. 99 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,339 We need the young, good-looking, athletic hero 100 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,385 to come after King Spade's throne, Dad. 101 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:32,777 Look, I already started writing a story-- 102 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:36,085 Don't make me keep fucking telling you, all right? 103 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,567 The DWL is what you and me do. 104 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:42,526 Ace has a different destiny away from here. 105 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,616 [breathing heavily] Well, then, Dad, Dad, 106 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:48,097 we need a better plan 107 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,881 than choking down spaghetti with Eddie Earl. 108 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,666 The only footage that we have online 109 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,929 is from people's cell phones in the Dome. 110 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,800 All the guys from your generation 111 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,280 are-are dropping like flies. 112 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,151 We haven't sold out in five years. 113 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,676 I mean, we're one step away from running the show 114 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:05,201 in the fucking parking lot at a Kmart. 115 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,638 Ebbs and flows, Jack. That's how it goes, all right? 116 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,031 Ebb's here. Flow is soon to come. 117 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,511 Well, then guess what. 118 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:11,816 Wherever the flow's fucking flowing to, 119 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:14,602 it needs to start flowing towards us, or we're done. 120 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:16,691 And you wanna drag your brother 121 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,563 down into this fucking homemade quagmire, huh? 122 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:22,871 I... I wanna help you 123 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,221 save what you spent your life building 124 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,745 so that then you and me, we can make it thrive. 125 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:30,835 Well, I tell ya what. 126 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,534 You pin me, and you can have it. 127 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:36,754 [sighs] Let's get back on the road. 128 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,016 -[grunts] -No. 129 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,844 You put me on the fucking ground 130 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,498 for a three-count, 131 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,848 and I'll sign over the DWL and the Dome to you 132 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,197 free and clear. 133 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,938 You can run it the way you want to, 134 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,766 find out if your way is the better way, 135 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,290 which I fucking doubt. 136 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,683 Oh, ha! 137 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,382 Is Jack Spade afraid of his pops? 138 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,255 [Jack] You know, I know every one of your moves... 139 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,865 but in the real world, 140 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,085 people don't solve their shit by fighting. 141 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,696 Shut the fuck up with that modern-man horseshit 142 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:06,915 and fucking wrestle me. 143 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,133 -Come on, pussyboy. -Hey. 144 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,221 -Fucking wrestle me! -Hey! 145 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,571 -[Tom] Huh? -[Jack grunting] 146 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:11,659 Come on! 147 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,662 [somber music plays] 148 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,012 Dad--no! 149 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,145 Come on. 150 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:24,236 [both grunting] 151 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:29,285 You don't come for my shit, boy. 152 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,201 [breathing heavily] 153 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,160 ♪ ♪ 154 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,557 [mellow rock music plays] 155 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:43,647 ♪ ♪ 156 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:49,087 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 157 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:52,177 ♪ The answer ♪ 158 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,832 ♪ ♪ 159 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,661 ♪ And I will ♪ 160 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,055 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 161 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:03,014 ♪ To find you ♪ 162 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:06,235 ♪ To find ♪ 163 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:09,020 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 164 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:12,197 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 165 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:15,766 ♪ All that you want ♪ 166 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,464 ♪ ♪ 167 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:20,249 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 168 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,034 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 169 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,820 ♪ Won't be ♪ 170 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,823 ♪ Granted ♪ 171 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:32,435 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 172 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:38,267 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 173 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,356 ♪ ♪ 174 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,794 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 175 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:48,669 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 176 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:51,019 ♪ One ♪ 177 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,978 ♪ To one ♪ 178 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,764 ♪ What's love ♪ 179 00:06:56,938 --> 00:07:02,378 ♪ In war? ♪ 180 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,337 ♪ ♪ 181 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,955 [rock music playing over speakers] 182 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:17,262 ♪ ♪ 183 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,612 [Paul] Wild Bill just posted 184 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:21,528 he's definitely on the DWL roster. 185 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,661 Well, I guess Wild Bill's my enemy now too, which is sad, 186 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,924 because he was pretty funny back in the day. 187 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,840 All I remember is, his valets were so fucking hot. 188 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,190 -Mm. -Bunny Boopie? 189 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,192 -Bunny Bombshell. -Bunny Bombshell. 190 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,977 The second they gained weight, they got replaced. 191 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,761 Yeah, until they reappeared 192 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,024 spread-eagle and naked in Penthousemagazine. 193 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,722 That's the thing, guys. 194 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:44,812 Wrestling has treated women terribly for decades. 195 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,336 We at Dystopia, we're gonna be beacons for a new hope. 196 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,773 Mm. How did Wild Bill fall so far? 197 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,428 Lotta bad decisions, obviously. 198 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,995 -[laughter] -[The Hole] Look, boss. 199 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,345 This is real. DWL's got heat, 200 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,868 and ticket sales are up since Wild Bill signed. 201 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,653 Look at fucking StubHub over here. 202 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,045 How do you know ticket sales are up? 203 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,438 I tried to get tickets up close 204 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,700 so I could heckle the shit out of them. 205 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,746 The closest I can get was row 40. 206 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,139 [Paul] They're gonna bomb. State fair's next week, 207 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,706 and they're still doing fucking tryouts. 208 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,142 They're a joke. 209 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:14,624 Nah. Jack Spade's a resilient fuck, Paul. 210 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,365 And Wild Bill's got a lot of connections. 211 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,281 This fair pops, Jack wins. 212 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,022 I gotta upgrade my marketing efforts 213 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,937 and finish this fucker off. 214 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,722 ♪ ♪ 215 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,432 ["California Sun" playing] 216 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,827 ♪ ♪ 217 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:44,698 [Black River Delta] ♪ I keep a-running ♪ 218 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,917 ♪ And I'm coming up to ya ♪ 219 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:50,399 ♪ ♪ 220 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,359 ♪ I feel the rhythm while I'm riding next to ya ♪ 221 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,841 ♪ ♪ 222 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,584 ♪ Ah, you got me shivering Like a child now ♪ 223 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:05,196 ♪ ♪ 224 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,764 ♪ You keep on burning out My heart ♪ 225 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,201 ♪ Just like a fire now ♪ 226 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,596 ♪ ♪ 227 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:17,513 ♪ We got these big wheels Turning it all around ♪ 228 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:21,038 ♪ ♪ 229 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,955 ♪ Like a wildfire burning it To the ground ♪ 230 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,567 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:31,440 ♪ Down Highway One In the California sunlight ♪ 232 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,269 ♪ ♪ 233 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,446 ♪ I'm coming for you ♪ 234 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:42,059 ♪ Oh, I'm coming for you ♪ 235 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:46,324 ♪ You ♪ 236 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,197 ♪ ♪ 237 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,217 Sorry to show up unannounced. 238 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,482 I've been trying to talk to you, but... 239 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,441 I-I just-- I keep losing my nerve. 240 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:24,058 So I drove over here to, uh... 241 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,233 to give you this. 242 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,369 [sighs] 243 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:36,766 I know I really, really messed up 244 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:41,075 by going off script and all that... 245 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,903 all that then happened. [exhales heavily] 246 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,603 I'm just really ashamed of myself 247 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:51,781 and my part of that night and my choices. 248 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,304 And I really wanted to apologize to you 249 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,045 at the baptism, but... 250 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,354 ...I just--I got stuck. 251 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,791 [somber music plays] 252 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:06,709 You gave me a chance, and I blew it. 253 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:11,235 I wrote all this down, uh, in the letter... 254 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,716 just a-about how sorry I am... 255 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:19,635 ...but, uh, also... 256 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,333 ...my gratitude. 257 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,469 I may not deserve it, 258 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,123 but if you give me another chance, 259 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,603 I promise I'm never gonna let you down again. 260 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:38,741 I know I could make an impact at the state fair. 261 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:41,875 And I have no idea if... 262 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,051 Tricia is still Ace's valet 263 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,836 or how you would even use me. 264 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,883 But I just know that I will show up, 265 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,537 and I'm gonna work my ass off 266 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,976 and prove to you that my regret is real 267 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,806 and that I value this league so much and all of the people. 268 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,330 ♪ ♪ 269 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,899 Thank you for letting me know. 270 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,164 [Crystal sighs] 271 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:13,689 [door squeaks open, slams] 272 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,300 I'm sorry, barging in here like this. 273 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,172 Hey, Crystal, you didn't barge. 274 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,000 -[Crystal sighs] -You don't have to apologize. 275 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,479 [rooster crows] 276 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,439 I-it's your life. It's important. 277 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,224 You're a good person. 278 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,752 I'm not so sure that I am. 279 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,191 Well, I may not know you that well, but... 280 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:41,369 I do know that anyone who can express contrition 281 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,632 in the way that you did is a good person. 282 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:52,249 Thank you, Staci... [sniffles] 283 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,992 ...for, um, the coffee and for saying that. 284 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,568 They're printed on cardstock, man. 285 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,004 That's expensive shit. 286 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,876 Gully made my pecs look jacked. 287 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,399 Gully got a crush on you, D. 288 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:12,617 -Psh! -Looks like we're all invited 289 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,097 to this party at Gully's mansion. 290 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,577 We should go crack some skulls, man. 291 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:16,665 -Yeah. -Nah, don't wanna mess 292 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,666 with Rooster's first match. 293 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,972 -Let it be. -Psh. 294 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,582 How'd Gully get so rich? 295 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,236 Family money from up north. 296 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,846 Built on that by coming down South, 297 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,195 selling fishing and hunting shit. 298 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,370 Hoo, I wish I came from money, man. 299 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,807 Nah, Bobby. The less people help you, 300 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,460 the hungrier you are. 301 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,028 I grew up with nothing. Made me better, stronger. 302 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,509 I mean, who cared about me when I was on food stamps? 303 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,771 The government clearly did. 304 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,251 Government didn't do shit for me. 305 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,556 Who you think bankrolls food stamps? 306 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,080 -The banks. -Fuck no. 307 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,125 Food stamps come from taxes, son. 308 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,780 Government-levied taxes paid for government-fed, 309 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,651 government-loved, government-grown 310 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,610 cute little baby Diego. 311 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,394 Gonna have to rethink my biography. 312 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,354 [laughter] 313 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,545 Who prints a flyer on cardstock? 314 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,025 Rich motherfucker. 315 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,114 Rich motherfucker with a crush on me. 316 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,464 Trying to poach you, Diego. 317 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,162 Ways back, before Gully and Dystopia, 318 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,034 there was a little upstart promotion. 319 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,731 They got a couple of our guys. 320 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,475 Remember that, 'Poc? 321 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,868 Oh, yeah. CRAWDAD. 322 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,739 Fucking CRAWDAD. 323 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,176 It's a acronym for Crazy Rassling Assholes 324 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,786 Wrestling Day And-- 325 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,484 Dawn and Dusk, which is like day and night, 326 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,008 except dusk is right in between day and night, so not exactly. 327 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,141 Never failed: dudes would leave us, 328 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,404 go wrestle for a few dozen meth heads, 329 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,275 come crawling back to Duffy a few months later. 330 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,061 Back to the family. 331 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,281 To the DWL 'cause, fellas, you know and I know 332 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,413 if you're standing here right now, 333 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,067 it's not for the money, 334 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,633 'cause I can't pay you any fucking money. 335 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,635 I'd pay you if I could pay you. 336 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,202 And I really do hope that one day, 337 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,725 I will be able to pay you for the money, 338 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:04,642 but if you are here right now, it's 'cause once a week, 339 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,253 you get to get in that ring for a few minutes 340 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,516 and you get to feel like a god. 341 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,127 You get to walk into the Duffy Dome, 342 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,696 and you don't have a job and you don't have a boss 343 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,350 and you don't have a wife up your ass. 344 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,091 I would like a wife up my ass 345 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,440 -or anywhere near my body. -[laughter] 346 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,442 -I'm looking for one, Diego. -There we go, Bobby. 347 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,879 Diego. Look, here, the only person that you answer to 348 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,272 is the crowd. 349 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,709 We got the best crowd, fellas. 350 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,972 And after the state fair, we're gonna have the biggest. 351 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:33,410 So... I say to Charlie Gully 352 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,630 and his FWD cardstock 353 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,415 the same thing that King Spade would say to CRAWDAD. 354 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,941 Who gives a flying fuck? 355 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,203 [Bobby, laughing] Yeah. 356 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,335 Hey, Jack. 357 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,512 Wild Bill's inside... training. 358 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,515 Oh, let's go and amuse ourselves. 359 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,956 Damn, they even got nice-ass glue. 360 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,487 -[Debbie] You okay, Boss? -[Willie] I'm great. 361 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,532 Just... Bill being back-- 362 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:09,751 I'm great, Debbie. 363 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,017 [grunts] 364 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,627 [Jack] Don't have to pretend that you're training 365 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,151 just to kiss my ass. 366 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,326 [Wild Bill] I don't need to train 367 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,458 to wrestle you two shit bricks, 368 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,199 but I do wanna limber up before our trip to Florida 369 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,027 to beat Charlie Gully's ass. 370 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,637 Not gonna happen. 371 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,074 Son of a bitch desecrated your church. 372 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,597 You can't let that shit stand. 373 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,165 But I shall, because I need to focus 374 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,341 on the biggest main event in the history of the league. 375 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,517 Now, y'all know me. 376 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,128 Normally, I'd hole myself up, write the entire main event, 377 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,564 and piss Staci off. 378 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,739 Piss me off. 379 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,437 Piss Willie off. 380 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,047 -Piss me off. -[Jack] Piss everyone off. 381 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,180 Thank you. 382 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,659 That's not what I wanna do this time. 383 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,358 This time, I would like to have a creative discussion 384 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,708 about the main event. 385 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,405 Then I'll make the final call. 386 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,929 Here's an idea to kick off your discussion. 387 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,584 I should win. End of discussion. 388 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:01,759 Who could have predicted 389 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,152 that you'd have that perspective? 390 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,067 Says the guy who kept the belt for himself 391 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,982 by deep-dicking me six ways from Sunday. 392 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,636 [Willie] Can we please scour the Earth 393 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,811 and find a new metaphor for betrayal? 394 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,595 I agree, Willie. 395 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,467 I've always considered deep-dicking 396 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,209 to be a reward of sorts, a gift, 397 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,689 something desired with anticipation, 398 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,605 longed for, if I may stretch the metaphor. 399 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,259 [Jack] Ace, you're right. 400 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,695 I've held the belt long enough. 401 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,610 Yeah. Sure. 402 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,225 You're seriously gonna give it up? 403 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,314 Somebody else's turn. 404 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,055 Just a matter of who. 405 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,752 [Wild Bill] Look, I could give a fuck. 406 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,841 I worn hundreds of belts. 407 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,670 This ain't about pride, but y'all know what's what. 408 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,585 You want the biggest pop on the biggest nights, 409 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,890 you put it on the biggest star. 410 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,849 C'est moi. 411 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,720 -[Ace] Bullshit. -[Wild Bill] Excuse me? 412 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,722 Bullshit, man. 413 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,029 The whole point of this thing is making new fans. 414 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,119 Everybody's seen Bill wrestle a thousand times. 415 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,862 Bill winning's the same old fucking story, emphasis on old. 416 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,255 I mean, shit, the guy's speaking French, 417 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,865 which is a fucking dead language. 418 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,910 You should try it in the brothels of Paris. 419 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,261 It's very much alive there. 420 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,349 [Ace] Jack, the tickets we've sold... 421 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,002 I've sold. 422 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,874 ...are getting people to follow the posts 423 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,223 and previews and recaps. 424 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,355 They're getting invested. 425 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,791 You're welcome. 426 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,055 And if Bill wins, yeah, they may cheer. 427 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,275 Then they'll never think about us again. 428 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,887 But if the kid pulls off an upset... 429 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,106 I don't know, that feels like something 430 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,585 you maybe wanna come back for. 431 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,196 [Wild Bill] I gave you a gift, Jack, 432 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,719 the gift of my ass. 433 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,286 And you don't look a gift ass in the mouth, 434 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,070 'cause that mouth is my asshole. 435 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,594 Jesus Christ. Willie? 436 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,814 Flip a coin. 437 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,685 Fuck that. It's my turn. 438 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,947 [Wild Bill] Last time it was your turn, 439 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,210 you cried like a little bitch. 440 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,776 Shut your fucking mouth, Bill. 441 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,779 [Jack] Hey, hey, two of you, knock it off. 442 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,433 [tense music plays] 443 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,435 God damn it. 444 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,959 You let me know when you make the right decision, Jack. 445 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,614 ♪ ♪ 446 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,703 [school bell rings] 447 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,489 [indistinct chatter] 448 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,154 [sighs] 449 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,636 Is he almost done? 450 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,072 Chill. He's thirsty. 451 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,987 So am I. 452 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,338 Get fucked, third grader. 453 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,601 [hall pass clatters] 454 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,211 Say that again, I'm gonna punch you in the face. 455 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,821 I said get fucked. 456 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:32,823 [grunts] 457 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,395 [scanner beeping] 458 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,223 [Howard] Hardest worker I got. 459 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,138 Hey, Staci, the Earls here, they're looking for you. 460 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,574 [Staci] Oh, hi, Annie. Hey, Eddie. 461 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,750 Hey. Sorry to bother you at work. 462 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,318 Howard, you stay right here. Eddie. 463 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,538 I-I was golfing with Mickey Holloway, 464 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,192 and, uh, I was going on and on about you. 465 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,106 [Annie] He showed Mickey 466 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,934 the video that I took of you singing at the baptism... 467 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,632 -Mm-hmm. -...and Mickey was just 468 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,155 slack-jawed. 469 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,157 He was just playing it over and over 470 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,899 and just welling up and crying real tears, and it was... 471 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,596 Mickey's a softie. 472 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,425 I-I mean, just a bighearted pastry bag of a man. 473 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,646 But he wants you to sing the national anthem 474 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,039 at the Georgia State Rodeo Championship. 475 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:15,997 -What? -[Annie] Yes. 476 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,781 He runs the whole rodeo, 477 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,262 and he wants you to sing the national anthem. 478 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,395 Staci, that rodeo's on television. 479 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,179 I don't-I don't know what to say. 480 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,485 [all] Say yes. 481 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:28,009 Well, yes, of course. Yes! 482 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,185 Whoo! 483 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,839 Well, I guess this'll be my first rodeo. 484 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,275 -[laughter] -Isn't she funny? 485 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,755 [cell phone ringing] 486 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,409 Oh, I'm so sorry. 487 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,671 This is Thomas' school. Give me one second. 488 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,108 -[Annie] All right. Okay. -[Staci] Hello. 489 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,722 [Rooster] It's a Friday afternoon in north Florida, 490 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,116 and it is popping, y'all. 491 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,813 I mean, this motherfucker got peacocks walking around, 492 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,250 trying to out-bird the Rooster. 493 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,512 Come on, look. Check this shit out. 494 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,556 Check this shit out. Come on, bro. Hey. 495 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:54,470 Hey, peacock. 496 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,256 [laughs] 497 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,475 North Florida, baby. Let's go. 498 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:02,261 [dramatic guitar music plays] 499 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:05,176 ♪ ♪ 500 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,449 [Jack] You got suspended for a week. 501 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,668 You can't hit people out of anger. 502 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,148 Dad hit Uncle Ace at the hospital. 503 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,282 Uncle Ace broke Bobby's leg. 504 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,414 But that's no excuse for Daddy. 505 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,286 Uncle Ace deserved it. He is bad. 506 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,722 No, he's not bad. He's just-- 507 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,506 He's bad and he cries 508 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:31,942 and people throw Kleenex at him and hate him. 509 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,727 That's all pretend. 510 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,381 No, if it was pretend, people wouldn't be sad 511 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,165 and mad, hurting each other. 512 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,688 It's okay to hurt someone so they'll know you're mad 513 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,081 because of what they did. 514 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,430 If that is truly what you think, 515 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:42,562 then we have failed you as parents. 516 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,130 Hey, Mister, get back here. 517 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,958 I've gotta go number two. 518 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,308 [Jack] Hurry up. 519 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,005 You hit Ace at the hospital? 520 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,528 Ace broke Bobby's leg 521 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,051 and I had to get through to him. 522 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,227 Well, now your son's getting through the same way. 523 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,099 [Jack] No, he's going after bullies at school 524 00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,927 who are a year older. 525 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,624 [Staci] Right, so you think this is cool. 526 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,191 I-I got in plenty of fights when I was a kid. 527 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,627 Because you needed attention. 528 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,760 Because I went to school with assholes. 529 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,023 We're not raising our son to beat people up. 530 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,765 We have lost the thread here, Jack. 531 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,897 He thinks we're lying about wrestling being fake. 532 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,508 -That's reverse Santa Claus. -[huffs] 533 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,858 Look, I get why he thinks that. 534 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,164 Everyone at the DWL's not acting like it's pretend. 535 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,515 Everyone at the DWL is acting like they care 536 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,213 a whole lot about what happens and who it gets to happen to. 537 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,302 Isn't that the point? 538 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,479 Not if it's ruining real-life relationships. 539 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,133 Thomas worshipped Ace. 540 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,917 He's upside down ever since you turned him heel. 541 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:35,484 Crowd prefers him that way. 542 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,965 Crowd is a bunch of terrible people too... 543 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,315 [scoffs] ...throwing Kleenex, mocking him. 544 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:41,969 You know, somebody went out there, 545 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:44,667 bought Kleenex, passed 'em all out. 546 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:47,366 I don't understand people going out of their way to be cruel. 547 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,585 The fucking appetite for unkindness 548 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,805 is... fucking disturbing. 549 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,763 Crowd's just playing pretend too. 550 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,069 Shows that they're invested. 551 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,853 Invested in being cruel? 552 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,812 It's not a great environment for kids, Jack. 553 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,292 It's life, Staci. It's just good and evil. 554 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,772 Ace wasn't pretending to be sad. 555 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,252 I think we both know that. 556 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,211 Thomas senses it too. 557 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,475 I don't know how much longer Ace'll put up with it. 558 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,173 You okay, honey? 559 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,261 [Thomas] Yes. 560 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,871 You need help in there? 561 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:15,916 [Thomas] Mom, I'm eight years old! 562 00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:17,352 [Jack laughs] 563 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,267 Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you my news. 564 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,616 [Jack] What's up? 565 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:21,704 Who do you know who's been asked 566 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,271 to sing the national anthem 567 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,403 at the Georgia State Rodeo Championships? 568 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:27,449 Hey! How'd that happen? 569 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:29,886 Eddie's friend saw a video of me singing at church. 570 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,410 Hey, we ought to pop open that nice bottle of wine 571 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,324 I got for my birthday. 572 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,283 -No, that's the good stuff. -Well, we open the good stuff 573 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,763 when we got good news. 574 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:37,938 I'm so proud of you. 575 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,156 Thank you. 576 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,898 [rock music playing over radio] 577 00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:44,205 ♪ ♪ 578 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:49,166 [singer] ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 579 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,604 ♪ Won't you get yourself My way ♪ 580 00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:52,561 ♪ Yeah ♪ 581 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,926 [sighs] 582 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,407 [cell phone ringing] 583 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:16,716 [Bobby] Crystal, you're gonna kick ass. 584 00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,892 Come on. 585 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:19,936 I'm nervous. 586 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,764 Yeah, 'cause you care. 587 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,287 But I mean, you got God on your side. 588 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:24,724 You got me on your side. You got all of us. 589 00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:27,074 Just get in here and kick ass. 590 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:31,121 Thanks, Bobby. You're the best. 591 00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:32,601 All right, we'll see you in a minute. Bye. 592 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,037 Bobby, when you gon' let her know 593 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,343 that you like her, like her? 594 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:36,692 Oh, when the time is right, man. 595 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:37,911 [Apocalypse] Don't wait too long. 596 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,652 Women like her don't stay available. 597 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:40,609 Drop your nuts and speak up. 598 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:43,482 -[Debbie] Hello. -[The Dad] Hi. 599 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,135 [Debbie] What's your gimmick? 600 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,660 -[The Dad] I'm The Dad. -The Dad? 601 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,662 Yeah, just your average dad with a passion 602 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,925 for grilling, drinking beer, and kicking ass. 603 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,448 Sign here in case you die. 604 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,189 -Thank you. -'Sup, Crystal? 605 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,147 'Sup, Diego? Debbie? 606 00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,194 Oh, uh, hi, Crystal. 607 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,978 Uh, between me and Diego, 608 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,372 we're covered with all the help we need today. 609 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,288 I'm here to try out as a wrestler. 610 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,464 Did you tell anyone? 611 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,640 Well, this is an open tryout, right? 612 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,948 It is. Sign here. 613 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,123 In case I die? 614 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,864 In case you die. 615 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,561 [Willie] All right, men. Time to get started. 616 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:22,303 [Debbie clears throat] Willie. 617 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:25,480 Crystal Tyler wants to wrestle. 618 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:26,394 [Diego] All right, let's go, boys. 619 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527 Hit the ropes. 620 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:29,658 ["Wake Up!" playing] 621 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:32,008 [Duckworth] ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 622 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:35,098 ♪ ♪ 623 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:39,015 ♪ Yeah ♪ 624 00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:40,713 ♪ ♪ 625 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:44,238 ♪ I can see you're a dreamer ♪ 626 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:47,415 ♪ I can see You're out there sleeping ♪ 627 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,940 ♪ Little sunshine dreamer ♪ 628 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:54,161 ♪ In the fields The wolves are creeping ♪ 629 00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:57,643 ♪ You don't know There's creatures ♪ 630 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,733 ♪ Out to take your Sad little spotlight ♪ 631 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,866 ♪ I hope that It's your season ♪ 632 00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:07,696 ♪ I hope the rain Don't fall 'til midnight ♪ 633 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,569 ♪ Right now You're probably wondering ♪ 634 00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:13,659 ♪ What's happening On your television screen ♪ 635 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:17,184 ♪ Please don't be alarmed ♪ 636 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,926 ♪ Everything is all right ♪ 637 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,277 -♪ Wake up ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 638 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:26,410 -♪ Wake up ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 639 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,849 -♪ Wake up ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 640 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:33,069 -♪ Wake up ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 641 00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:33,983 ♪ Oh, this is your Wake-up call... ♪ 642 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,507 Dystopia! 643 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,509 [roars] 644 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,163 [crowd whooping, cheering] 645 00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:41,730 ♪ This is a courtesy warning ♪ 646 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,123 ♪ Know that the wolves Are swarming ♪ 647 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:43,950 ♪ And if it rains tonight... ♪ 648 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,866 [laughs] Ace of Spades. 649 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,302 I didn't wanna believe it, but, uh, 650 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,520 he said you'd show up. 651 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,392 That shrewd motherfucker. [laughs] 652 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,263 [Ace] Who is? 653 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,309 I assume the guy you came to talk to, 654 00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,224 'cause I assume you didn't come to talk to me. 655 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,660 I didn't come to talk at all. 656 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,706 Well, whatever you came to do, uh, 657 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,794 you can do when he lands, 'cause that's him. 658 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,231 [cheers and applause] 659 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,189 Hey, motherfuckers! 660 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:13,457 I'm Nozomi. I like your hairstyle. 661 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,546 [Run the Jewels] ♪ Back at it Like a crack addict ♪ 662 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,418 ♪ Mr. Black Magic Crack a bitch back ♪ 663 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:19,376 ♪ Chiropractic, Craftmatic ♪ 664 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,988 ♪ Big daddy smokin' big Cali In a black alley ♪ 665 00:27:22,162 --> 00:27:23,772 ♪ In a black Grand Natty... ♪ 666 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:25,731 -Oh, yeah! -[crowd whooping, cheering] 667 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,341 [laughs] 668 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,434 [crowd roaring] 669 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,266 Gully's a little different than your brother, huh? 670 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:41,747 Hey there, Ice Man. 671 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,531 You here to tell me I'm dangerous? 672 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,533 Nah, I came to kick your ass. 673 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,057 [crowd] Ooh! 674 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:50,364 You mess with the DWL, you mess with my family. 675 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,105 Take a look, folks. 676 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,846 Feast your eyes on the embodiment of gallantry. 677 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:56,283 The what? 678 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,850 You drove all the way here to defend your family's honor, 679 00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,721 to be a white knight, 680 00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,462 do what your cowardly big brother could not do: 681 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,333 put the big, bad fish man in his place. 682 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,292 I'm not a fucking knight. 683 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:07,468 Well, that's certainly how you present-- 684 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:10,645 bold, fearless, duty-bound. 685 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,081 I'm just saying it's worth mentioning 686 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,343 before you kick my ass. 687 00:28:14,605 --> 00:28:15,998 Why don't you stay? 688 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:18,522 Drink some of my beer. Smoke some of my weed. 689 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:21,264 Let's talk about Ace Spade, the hero. 690 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:24,137 [suspenseful music plays] 691 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:27,053 ♪ ♪ 692 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:34,103 [cheers and applause] 693 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:37,019 [crowd chanting] Gully is God. Gully is God. 694 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,152 I didn't come up with it, but it's kinda nice. 695 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,241 [crowd chanting] Gully is God. Gully is God. 696 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:42,721 Gully is God. 697 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:49,815 [both grunting] 698 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:57,126 Come on. 699 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:15,797 [The Dad roars] 700 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,366 [Wild Bill] Y'all better look the other way. 701 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,760 I ain't signing jockstraps or jill straps. 702 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,239 [chuckles] That was a good one. 703 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:24,588 It was stupid. 704 00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,329 [The Dad] Uh, ready. 705 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:29,202 Ready, huh? Well, let's see it, then. 706 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,943 [Willie] Hey, Pippi Longstocking. 707 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:32,292 I'm not screwing around. 708 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:34,947 Nor am I. 709 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,037 [man] Come on, killer. Get him! 710 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,780 Lock it up, youth pastor. 711 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,043 -My gimmick's actually The Dad. -Shut your mouth. 712 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,044 Your gimmick is to make me look good 713 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:46,567 so I can stick a woman you love 714 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:49,396 who I imagine you call... The Mom. 715 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,224 Now, come on. 716 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:56,795 Loosen up. 717 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,895 Christ. 718 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,857 Get out. Go sip some microbrews. 719 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,514 Kind of a shame I can't wrestle every match. 720 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:21,384 [Crystal] Come on. 721 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:24,648 Ho-ho-ho. 722 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:27,782 There you go, girlie. You hear the crowd? 723 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:28,914 I hear 'em. 724 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,524 Hmm. 725 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:33,396 [tense music plays] 726 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:36,312 ♪ ♪ 727 00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,147 [snaps fingers] 728 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:50,413 Aah! 729 00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:54,200 -[panting] -That's good shit. 730 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,984 Slam me. 731 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,030 I don't think I can. 732 00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:00,249 Then get the fuck out of my ring. 733 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,165 ♪ ♪ 734 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:09,868 Ooh! 735 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,829 That's enough. Got what I need. 736 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,962 Why don't we have women wrestlers? 737 00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,267 [Willie sighs] 738 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,835 [soft music plays] 739 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,358 Way to go, dude. 740 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,578 Thanks. 741 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:27,450 ♪ ♪ 742 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,675 [Jack] Sorry, I got delayed. 743 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:37,286 My... little guy beat the shit out of a bully at school, 744 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,940 but he got suspended for a week 745 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,508 because right now, there's a zero-tolerance policy. 746 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:43,597 -How'd it go? -Not great. 747 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:45,033 [Jack] Wasn't anybody any good? 748 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,949 One guy, The Dad. It's a fun gimmick. 749 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,343 The Dad. Well, he's hired, 750 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:52,432 'cause Rooster's gone, Big Jim's retired, 751 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:55,217 Bobby Pin's injured, and we need bodies. 752 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,220 Willie, there had to be somebody else that was good. 753 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,531 Crystal Tyler tried out, and honestly, Jack, 754 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,141 she's pretty fucking good. 755 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:08,361 How many fingers of Maker's Mark 756 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:10,102 did you put in your mug today? 757 00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:13,192 I know she's small, but she is acrobatic as hell. 758 00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:16,717 And what she's really got is just... it. 759 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,284 You just wanna watch her. 760 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:20,373 [Jack] I don't wanna watch a valet. 761 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,940 She can be more than that. 762 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:24,072 Sure, yeah, she could go off script 763 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:25,769 and have Bobby Pin's legs snapped in two. 764 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:26,857 Did you forget? 765 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,511 I remember it well. 766 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,296 I remember it was Ace who did the actual snapping. 767 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:31,688 Oh, okay, so you gotta make a choice right now 768 00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:34,213 between Crystal and Ace, and you're saying 769 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,910 that you choose Crystal, 'cause that's the choice. 770 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,564 They cannot be together anymore, Willie. 771 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,000 It's not safe. 772 00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,610 The fans like her just as much as Ace. 773 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:41,611 Bullshit! 774 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,530 You wanna put her in the main event 775 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,793 with me, Ace, and Bill? 776 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,143 I do. 777 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:52,709 She's five-foot-nothing. 778 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,581 Five-three. Who gives a fuck? It's fake. 779 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,278 Well, she can't pick me up. 780 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,019 Can she pick up Ace? Can she pick up Bill? 781 00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,238 She doesn't have to pick anyone up. 782 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:00,587 Oh, you think Bob Backlund 783 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:02,328 could've really beat up Jimmy Snuka? 784 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,069 You write the scripts. Have him lean in 785 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:06,245 like Andre did for Hulk, for fuck's sake. 786 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,508 And write for the times. I mean, why do you think 787 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,771 the Real Housewives are so popular, huh? 788 00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,816 Women can be terrible to other women. 789 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,514 So let's give them the opportunity 790 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,690 to be terrible to each other in the DWL ring. 791 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,257 It's not about what she is. 792 00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:20,259 It's about who she is, and who she is 793 00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:21,738 is the girl who did a number on my little brother. 794 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,307 I see. 795 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,135 I can't put her anywhere near Ace 796 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:28,571 before the biggest match of his life 797 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,269 and the biggest match of mine. 798 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,140 Well, he sure is lucky to have his big brother 799 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,403 looking out for him. 800 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:36,797 Wish you were as concerned about how Bill makes me feel. 801 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,322 I'm not concerned about you, 802 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,759 because you're not emotionally immature 803 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:46,241 and you recognize that Bill represents us 804 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:48,026 selling out the state fair. 805 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:50,680 He's a gift of fate. 806 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,205 Fate can twist. 807 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,686 Everybody else sucked. 808 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,168 -[door slams] -[sighs] 809 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,083 You want a cigar? 810 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,129 I didn't come here to smoke cigars or break bread 811 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,566 or play fucking pattycake. 812 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,785 [Gully laughs] First off, you said nothing about pattycake. 813 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,700 Secondly, calm down. I already sent a crew of guys 814 00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:13,225 up there to clean this shit up and restore your façade 815 00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:15,705 to its former fucking rail yard brick elegance. 816 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:17,098 It's a prank. 817 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:18,491 Don't tell me you ain't never 818 00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:19,970 toilet-papered somebody's house. 819 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,190 It's a sign of respect, and it got you here 820 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:23,670 so I could show you my world. 821 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:25,324 I know all about you. 822 00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,978 No, you don't. My world is about F-U-N. 823 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,458 I know how to spell "fun." 824 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:33,375 You interrupted. F-U-N-C-T-I-O-N-A-L. 825 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,290 The world you are witnessing is functional. 826 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,379 People get along. Yeah, it's fun. 827 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,078 It's also the opposite of life at the DWL, 828 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,818 which appears to be one of those young adult dramas 829 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,472 my daughter spends half her fucking life watching. 830 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,431 Hey, I heard that. 831 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:46,997 Dad, can I take the Lambo? 832 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,303 -How many drinks you had? -Two. 833 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,610 Wait an hour. Drive slow. 834 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:52,568 -Uh, Lucy, this is Ace Spade. -[Lucy] I know. 835 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,222 My dad shows us videos of your matches all the time. 836 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,398 -You're really talented. -Uh, thank you. 837 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,878 All right. Bye, honey. 838 00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,227 -Make good decisions. -I'll try. 839 00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:00,707 -[Gully shouting] Hey! -[Lucy] Joking. 840 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,622 Daughters, they're the best. 841 00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,102 As I was saying, my world is not filled 842 00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:05,886 with intrigue and resentment. 843 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:09,281 I try to foster a world where dreams can come true. 844 00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:10,847 That's why we're killing it. 845 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,153 We're selling it out. 846 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:13,241 We got great content, 847 00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:14,373 great matches. 848 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:15,591 That's why streaming companies 849 00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:17,158 are sniffing around us right now. 850 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,725 You gotta join us, become famous, 851 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:19,726 fulfill your destiny. 852 00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,512 You're nervous, man. 853 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:27,342 We got better athletes, better story lines. 854 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,431 Our venue would look better on TV than yours. 855 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,998 The last time I was nervous was never. 856 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,305 [laughs] Dude, we're killing it! 857 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,611 The state fair--sold out 858 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:39,833 because of me, Jack, Wild Bill, Ricky Rabies. 859 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,487 Two old farts and two guys who hate each other. 860 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,228 Can't wait. 861 00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:44,620 You finally winning the belt at the fair? 862 00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:45,839 You gonna stay heel? 863 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,276 I'm better as a heel. 864 00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:50,191 As far as the belt, we're still finalizing the story. 865 00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:52,324 It's wrestling, not Shakespeare. 866 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,239 Yeah, but you can't just flip-flop on characters, man. 867 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,762 Dude, for fuck's sake, man, 868 00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:57,067 people who come out to watch large men 869 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,417 beat each other, they're not intellectuals. 870 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,027 They're not smart like you and me. 871 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,855 Ace, sit down. Seriously. 872 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,596 Let me just talk real talk for five minutes. 873 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:13,997 You're pissing away your prime. 874 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:15,695 Come wrestle with my promotion 875 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,697 playing the kind of character you are in real life-- 876 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,439 strong, cool, captivating, brave. 877 00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:23,616 My fans would love you. They'd eat your shit up. 878 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:26,836 I'll give you your own merch. You can make your own money. 879 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:29,274 It'll all be emblazoned with the word "champ." 880 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,450 Get the fuck out from under Jack's thumb. 881 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,843 He's my brother. I won't screw him like that. 882 00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:36,237 Like he screws you? 883 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,935 You familiar with rule 34? 884 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,287 Rule 34 is the Internet principle that posits 885 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,071 that for any fictional character, 886 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:46,552 someone somewhere online has drawn them having sex. 887 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,641 Like Hentai, the Japanese shit? 888 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:51,078 Yes, like Hentai, but Hentai has evolved. 889 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,949 I bookmarked this. 890 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:55,474 It's disturbing, but do you notice anything? 891 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,172 -Is that me fucking Jack? -No, that's Jack fucking you. 892 00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:00,174 What the fuck, man? 893 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,654 Look, I got no problem with gay shit, 894 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:03,264 but don't show me that fucking shit. 895 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:05,092 That's twisted. That's my brother, man. 896 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,094 Why do you think I call my promotion Dystopia? 897 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,009 We live in a fallen world, 898 00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:11,968 a world of smut and shit and violence 899 00:37:12,099 --> 00:37:14,884 and people who traffic in and revel in 900 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:17,191 dark, twisted shit. 901 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:20,673 Why are you so obsessed with dark and twisted shit? 902 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,501 Have you ever had the displeasure of having 903 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:24,242 a fat French-Canadian priest 904 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:26,983 put his soft hands on your 12-year-old cock? 905 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,029 I have. 906 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,813 It'll give you a point of view about the world. 907 00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:35,427 -That's fucked up, man. -[Gully] Yeah. 908 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:39,082 And those drawings, that's how people see you, kid: 909 00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:41,737 getting fucked by Jack and kind of enjoying it. 910 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:44,740 It's sad, and it doesn't have to be that way. 911 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:47,917 Look, man, party on with us. Stay the night. 912 00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,876 See what we're all about. 913 00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,444 Walk away knowing you're making an informed decision, 914 00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:57,275 a decision that you make for yourself by yourself. 915 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,973 [dramatic guitar music plays] 916 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:05,631 [soft music plays] 917 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,503 ♪ ♪ 918 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,117 [knocking] 919 00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:24,127 [singers] ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 920 00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:26,826 ♪ Ooh ♪ 921 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:28,567 [inaudible speaking] 922 00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:32,135 ♪ Ooh ♪ 923 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,269 ♪ ♪ 924 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:39,795 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 925 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:46,193 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 926 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,153 ♪ Ooh ♪ 927 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,852 ♪ ♪ 928 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:59,206 ♪ Ooh ♪ 929 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:02,122 ♪ ♪ 930 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:07,954 ♪ Ooh ♪ 931 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:10,870 ♪ ♪ 932 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:16,223 ♪ Ooh ♪ 933 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,703 [Constance] Hey, Jack, it's Constance Garrity 934 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,357 from the South Georgia State Fair Commission 935 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,315 just following up about the insurance forms. 936 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:23,143 If you can please email me out a copy ASAP, 937 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,840 we'd appreciate it. 938 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:26,842 [Tim] Jack, it's Tim. Hey, you just left 939 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:28,583 before we could go over next week's schedule. 940 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,193 I'm going on a golf weekend in Hilton Head, 941 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:31,673 and Johnny's got surgery on Tuesday, 942 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,066 so I need you to cover more shifts. 943 00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:35,111 Call me so we can go over it, okay? 944 00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:37,723 No, don't. Just-just text me. 945 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,813 Anyway, okay. Bye. 946 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,467 [Wild Bill] Jack, I got the perfect idea 947 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,207 on how to script the whole fair, 948 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:45,905 but I'm gonna need to hire a new valet, 949 00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:47,385 and, uh... well, call me-- 950 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:52,564 [Jack screaming] Fuck! 951 00:39:52,738 --> 00:39:55,436 ♪ ♪ 952 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,706 [sighs] Robin! 953 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:07,100 Robin, get in here! 954 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:10,103 Did I not text you to clean this shit up before I got home? 955 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:11,757 Explain why it's still here. 956 00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:12,671 -I forgot. -[Willie] You forgot. 957 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,368 I did. 958 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,718 -You smoking weed now? -No! 959 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,199 Then how'd you forget? Put your phone down. 960 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,853 I'm looking to find my reminder. 961 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:22,855 Your reminder to clean up the counter? 962 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,422 I was already at school when you texted me 963 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,902 to clean up the counter, so I set a reminder, 964 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:28,338 but Dad picked me up after the reminder 965 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,645 had gone off, so I forgot. 966 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:32,560 [Willie] Terrible, Robin. I mean, honestly, so terrible. 967 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,475 [Ted] There are my two favorite people. 968 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:36,477 Did you know we raised a daughter 969 00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:38,566 who needs to set a fucking reminder 970 00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:40,699 to remember to clean up her fucking breakfast dishes? 971 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,396 Well, that must be my bad genes, I guess. 972 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:43,876 Sorry, Robbie. 973 00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:44,616 [Willie] It's fucking pathetic, Ted. 974 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:46,052 Willie, she's a teenager. 975 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:48,794 That's no excuse. 976 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:50,883 Well, we actually learned about how 977 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:52,711 the teenage prefrontal cortex goes through the process 978 00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,321 -of myelination-- -[Willie] Hey! 979 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,670 You better start the fucking process 980 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:57,672 of cleaning this shit up now. 981 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:01,110 It's all right. It's okay, darling. 982 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,378 Hey, what's going on? 983 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,597 Turn that off. 984 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,818 Tell me what's bothering you. 985 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,037 Talking bothers me. 986 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,909 This stuff with Jack and Bill still? 987 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,693 No, do not speak to me about that. 988 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:21,174 I'm speaking with concern and love. 989 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:22,784 [Willie] It's not coming across that way. 990 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,786 Jesus Christ. 991 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:26,353 He hasn't been much help. 992 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,834 What can I do to help? 993 00:41:28,964 --> 00:41:31,663 Let me sit without talking. 994 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,276 You know, you can always quit. 995 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,886 [laughs] Oh, God, that's definitely not helping. 996 00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:39,888 [Ted] You do not need these guys. 997 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,411 Leave 'em to their own misery. 998 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:42,891 Right, right, before all the work pays off. 999 00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:45,764 Willie... 1000 00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:48,941 ...you wanna know one of the reasons 1001 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,246 why I fell in love with you? 1002 00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:53,859 'Cause I hate conversations like this? 1003 00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:55,600 No, 'cause you live in the present-- 1004 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:56,992 not the past, not the future, 1005 00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:58,385 right here. 1006 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,995 Never too much regret or stress 1007 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:01,519 or planning or worrying. 1008 00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,129 That may be how it seems, but-- 1009 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:05,174 [Ted] I'm with you for the long haul. 1010 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,699 But I don't look at it like a haul. 1011 00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:11,659 I mean, I look at it like just enjoying the day, 1012 00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:14,053 just enjoying another day with Willie Day. 1013 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,359 And when you told me that your old friend Bill 1014 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,797 needed a place to crash, I welcomed him in. 1015 00:42:18,927 --> 00:42:20,363 And when you told me that you wanted me to kick him out, 1016 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:22,235 I booted him in seconds. 1017 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:24,803 If you need me to speak to Jack and speak to Bill-- 1018 00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:26,674 I don't need anyone speaking for me. 1019 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:30,852 This situation at the DWL-- Tom, Bill, Jack-- 1020 00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:34,987 has put you in some kind of a undefinable, 1021 00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:38,556 I don't know, distress, and it's startling. 1022 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,340 I mean, you're drinking way more than you have been. 1023 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:41,689 Deal with it. 1024 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:43,735 Well, that's what I'm trying to do. 1025 00:42:43,865 --> 00:42:45,519 Just because the Spade family has staked 1026 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,913 their entire identity on this league 1027 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,654 doesn't mean that we have to. 1028 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:52,265 You're a talented producer, administrator. 1029 00:42:52,395 --> 00:42:53,701 You could work at a theater, college. 1030 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:55,224 In Duffy? 1031 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:56,443 [Ted] Yeah, well, we can move. 1032 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,097 Look, I don't wanna talk about this. 1033 00:42:58,227 --> 00:43:00,012 I don't wanna talk and I don't wanna listen to you talk. 1034 00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:02,580 What, you just prefer to sit and drink? 1035 00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:03,972 [exhaling] Yes. 1036 00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:05,583 -[Ted] Willie. -[inhales deeply] 1037 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:08,281 Ted... 1038 00:43:08,411 --> 00:43:11,023 I don't wanna say things I shouldn't. 1039 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:13,025 Because they're the truth? 1040 00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,592 -[glass thuds down] -Ted! 1041 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:17,986 Willie, you had a life before me. 1042 00:43:18,117 --> 00:43:20,293 I had a life before you. 1043 00:43:20,423 --> 00:43:23,383 I understand that Bill's return 1044 00:43:23,513 --> 00:43:26,299 has brought some emotions up to the surface. 1045 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:27,561 [clapping forcefully] I don't wanna talk about it! 1046 00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:30,869 I told you. 1047 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:32,392 I told you I didn't wanna talk about it, 1048 00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:34,481 and you had to go on talking. 1049 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,745 I told you! Fucking told you. 1050 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:38,877 Fuck! 1051 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,969 [door slams] 1052 00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:45,057 [sighs] 1053 00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:49,670 [alarm ringing] 1054 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,021 [grunts] Excuse me. 1055 00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:01,682 [grunts] 1056 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,466 [exhales heavily] 1057 00:44:14,869 --> 00:44:17,219 -[exhales heavily] -Wake up, sleepy. 1058 00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:19,961 Dystopia show day. 1059 00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:21,484 Where am I? 1060 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:24,096 Gully mansion. 1061 00:44:24,226 --> 00:44:26,011 What time is it? 1062 00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:28,448 It's party time. 1063 00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:30,929 [electronic music plays] 1064 00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:33,322 ♪ ♪ 1065 00:44:36,108 --> 00:44:37,762 -[rap music playing] -[crowd cheering] 1066 00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:40,982 [indistinct rapping] 1067 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:41,983 [crowd roars] 1068 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:45,421 Yeah! 1069 00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:49,077 [Gully] Get it in there. Let's go! Come on, now! 1070 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,950 Yeah, welcome to Dystopia, baby! 1071 00:44:52,037 --> 00:44:55,780 [people whooping] 1072 00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,347 [both moaning, breathing heavily] 1073 00:45:01,611 --> 00:45:03,309 [Nozomi speaking Japanese] 1074 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,658 -[Ace] Say what? -[Nozomi] I wanna fuck you 1075 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,139 -right now. -[Ace] Oh, fuck! 1076 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,706 Ah, I'm sorry, can I have the room... 1077 00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,403 -Why? -...for a sec? 1078 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:13,798 You're just so fucking hot. I just--I gotta call my mom. 1079 00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:16,844 -Really? -She's in the hospital. 1080 00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:19,368 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1081 00:45:21,762 --> 00:45:23,677 -[speaking Japanese] -What? 1082 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:24,722 I'll say a prayer. 1083 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:25,984 Oh. Thank you. 1084 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,946 [distant train bell dinging] 1085 00:45:32,077 --> 00:45:33,165 [train horn blows] 1086 00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:44,263 [cell phone buzzing] 1087 00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:51,139 [buzzing continues] 1088 00:45:55,709 --> 00:45:57,842 [laughing] What's up, girl? 1089 00:45:57,972 --> 00:46:00,540 Hey, where are you? 1090 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,890 FWD, baby. 1091 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:06,241 I'm jumping ship. We're announcing it tonight. 1092 00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,591 Uh, Jesus, Ace. That's, uh-- 1093 00:46:08,722 --> 00:46:10,158 [Ace] Fucking sick, right? 1094 00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:11,856 Best part is, 1095 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:14,249 I want you to come with me 1096 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,469 but, uh, not as my valet. 1097 00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:19,428 As my partner in crime or whatever. 1098 00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:22,127 A fellow wrestler. I'll talk to Gully. 1099 00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:24,259 Shit, he wants me here so fucking badly anyway. 1100 00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:25,913 Have you talked to Jack? 1101 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:27,349 Fuck no. Fuck Jack. 1102 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,395 I'm done letting him bend me over. 1103 00:46:29,525 --> 00:46:31,223 Tonight Gully's bringing me out after the show. 1104 00:46:31,353 --> 00:46:33,312 I'm gonna say fuck Jack, fuck the DWL. 1105 00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:34,748 I found a new home. 1106 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:38,230 -[overlapping shouting] -[bottle shatters] 1107 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,232 Oh, my God. What the hell was that? 1108 00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:41,842 That's this dude Bob Wired. 1109 00:46:41,973 --> 00:46:43,452 He hits people with barbwire. 1110 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:46,238 Smashes glass over their head or some shit. 1111 00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,153 Hey, my phone's gonna die, 1112 00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:52,070 but, uh, you should make it out if you can. 1113 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,636 You know, you can stay at Gully's mansion. 1114 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:54,986 You can have your own room or whatever. 1115 00:46:55,116 --> 00:46:56,596 I'm not suggesting anything, but... 1116 00:46:56,726 --> 00:46:57,902 if not, just call me tomorrow. 1117 00:46:57,989 --> 00:46:59,120 Uh, all right. 1118 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:03,385 Well, hey, be safe, okay? 1119 00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:05,170 How's your mom? 1120 00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:07,085 Resting. 1121 00:47:07,215 --> 00:47:09,565 Shit. 1122 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:11,785 [sighs] 1123 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:16,268 [engine rumbling] 1124 00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:18,444 -[indistinct dialogue over TV] -[Staci] Who's here? 1125 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:20,925 [Jack grunts] 1126 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,406 It's Crystal. 1127 00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,147 [indistinct dialogue over TV] 1128 00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:30,978 Crystal, at a certain point, dogged tenacity 1129 00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:32,371 begins to lose its charm. 1130 00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:33,807 We're right in range. 1131 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:35,635 I'm not here to talk about me. 1132 00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:37,506 I swear. It's Ace. 1133 00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,944 [Jack] What about him? 1134 00:47:40,074 --> 00:47:41,859 He's at the FWD show with Gully. 1135 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:45,514 Are you fucking with me? 1136 00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:47,386 [Crystal] He FaceTimed me, said he's gonna go out 1137 00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:50,563 at the end of the show tonight, join the FWD officially. 1138 00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:52,826 Say fuck the DWL and fuck you. 1139 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,697 Why are you telling me this? What's the angle? 1140 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,569 Not everything is an angle. 1141 00:47:56,656 --> 00:47:58,266 It is if you're smart, and you are. 1142 00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:02,140 I told you, Jack, I care about the DWL a lot. 1143 00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,664 And I know how important this state fair is for everybody, 1144 00:48:04,794 --> 00:48:07,319 but more importantly, I care about Ace. 1145 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,668 And even though you're an asshole-- 1146 00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,888 and you are an asshole, Jack-- I don't think 1147 00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:12,672 you're gonna let him get hurt like how Gully might. 1148 00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:15,457 But I could be wrong. 1149 00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:17,503 Just thought I should tell you. 1150 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,244 He ain't gonna listen to me. 1151 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:24,858 Uh... Crystal. 1152 00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:26,860 Thank you. 1153 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:28,862 [engine turning over] 1154 00:48:31,256 --> 00:48:32,300 [Staci] What's wrong? What's going on? 1155 00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:33,693 -[Jack] It's Ace. -What happened? 1156 00:48:33,823 --> 00:48:35,173 -Is he okay? -[Jack] No. 1157 00:48:35,303 --> 00:48:36,348 [Thomas] What's happening with Uncle Ace? 1158 00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:40,482 -Jack! -Hey, look, it's not-- 1159 00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:43,398 [sighs] He's in Jacksonville 1160 00:48:43,529 --> 00:48:45,574 with Charlie Gully from Florida Wrestling Dystopia, 1161 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:48,360 who's my biggest rival and a mortal threat to the DWL. 1162 00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:50,797 -Oh! [laughs] Jesus, Jack. -[Jack] What? 1163 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,060 -I thought it was serious. -It is serious. 1164 00:48:53,191 --> 00:48:54,670 Like Ace was hurt. 1165 00:48:54,757 --> 00:48:56,020 Staci, come on. 1166 00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:58,239 [Staci] Hey, it's movie night. 1167 00:48:58,370 --> 00:49:00,241 We opened the wine celebrating my rodeo news. 1168 00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:01,895 Staci, if he gets up in Charlie Gully's ring 1169 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,245 and he shits on the DWL, we're done and they win. 1170 00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:04,985 [Staci] Why can't you just let him go 1171 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,552 if that's what he wants? 1172 00:49:06,682 --> 00:49:07,814 Because he doesn't know what's good for him. 1173 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,686 -And you do? -Yes. 1174 00:49:10,817 --> 00:49:11,992 I do. 1175 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:16,736 -[sighs] -I love you. 1176 00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:19,260 Hey, love you. 1177 00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:21,088 Don't wait up. 1178 00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:23,961 [somber music plays] 1179 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:27,225 ♪ ♪ 1180 00:49:27,355 --> 00:49:29,662 -[line rings] -[Ace] This is Ace. 1181 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:30,532 Leave a message and I'll hit you back. 1182 00:49:30,663 --> 00:49:31,664 Shit! 1183 00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:34,623 ♪ ♪ 1184 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:03,174 All right, stay here, boo. I'll be right back. 1185 00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:05,350 [Thomas] Mom. 1186 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,483 I think I got into the fight because I'm sad. 1187 00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:14,054 Sometimes I feel like my spirit is broken... 1188 00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:16,013 like Grandad Spade. 1189 00:50:19,364 --> 00:50:22,280 You know, I feel mad and sad sometimes too. 1190 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:23,759 That's a terrible feeling. 1191 00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:28,808 Hey, but we're gonna fix that. All right? 1192 00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:31,202 I promise, 'cause you're my best boy. 1193 00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:32,464 You're my love. 1194 00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:36,468 I'm really glad you told me this. 1195 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,426 It's important to tell people how you feel 1196 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:39,949 because then it doesn't stay all bottled up. 1197 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,995 It gets to go out into the world. 1198 00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:43,257 That's a good thing. 1199 00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,131 Hey, why don't you help Mommy run some errands? 1200 00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,001 Can you do that? 1201 00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:51,091 Good, 'cause I could sure use your help. 1202 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:55,878 Hey, Howard. 1203 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,358 Hey, Staci. Hey, Thomas. 1204 00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:58,620 I need your help with something. 1205 00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:00,057 Sure thing. What's up? 1206 00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:01,841 [keyboard clacking] 1207 00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:03,147 [Howard] Yeah, we got a bulk purchase 1208 00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:05,453 of these Kleenex packets right here. 1209 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:07,020 Um, purchase order came 1210 00:51:07,151 --> 00:51:08,326 from the Duffy Wrestling League account. 1211 00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:10,371 Picked up in-store by Jack Spade. 1212 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:13,244 [heavy music plays] 1213 00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:16,116 ♪ ♪ 1214 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:38,530 [crowd roaring] 1215 00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:46,886 [groaning] 1216 00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:19,527 Rooster time! 1217 00:52:22,487 --> 00:52:26,230 [crowd roaring] 1218 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,319 One, two, three! 1219 00:52:28,449 --> 00:52:29,276 -Yeah! -[bell dings] 1220 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:31,104 [singer] ♪ He's Rooster ♪ 1221 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,759 Yeah! 1222 00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:36,370 [hip-hop music playing over speakers] 1223 00:52:36,544 --> 00:52:39,330 ♪ ♪ 1224 00:52:41,114 --> 00:52:45,336 [singer] ♪ He's Rooster ♪ 1225 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,207 [crowd chanting] Rooster! Rooster! 1226 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:50,732 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 1227 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:52,821 Rooster! Rooster! 1228 00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:55,868 [singer] ♪ He's Rooster ♪ 1229 00:52:58,087 --> 00:53:00,655 Hey, man. Got this for you. 1230 00:53:00,786 --> 00:53:03,310 Welcome to Dystopia. 1231 00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,182 [Ace] Thanks, man. 1232 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:06,792 It's beautiful, ain't it? 1233 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:09,751 Two hours of mayhem. Let's bring it home. 1234 00:53:09,838 --> 00:53:10,883 [Ace] Yes, sir. 1235 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,885 Yeah, Rooster's awesome. 1236 00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:14,756 Yes, he is. We put the belt on him tonight, 1237 00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:16,367 but next week, it's gonna be yours. 1238 00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:18,630 I wanna do a pop-up show same night as the state fair. 1239 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,589 Uh... I don't-I don't need it right away. 1240 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,722 Why not? 1241 00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:27,856 Shouldn't we, uh, build it up a little, you know? 1242 00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:30,816 And Rooster probably deserves it for a little while. 1243 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,298 Rooster's just the bait, son. 1244 00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:36,343 You're the fish. 1245 00:53:37,431 --> 00:53:38,780 -Really appreciate you, Gully. -Love ya, pal. 1246 00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,000 [Rooster chuckles] 1247 00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:42,958 Top that, little bitch. 1248 00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:45,657 [rock music playing over speakers] 1249 00:53:45,744 --> 00:53:48,790 ♪ ♪ 1250 00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:51,532 [cheers and applause] 1251 00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:05,024 [crowd chanting] Gully is God! Gully is God! 1252 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:08,897 Gully is God! Gully is God! 1253 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:12,640 What a fucking night! 1254 00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:17,123 [crowd roaring] 1255 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:21,519 Florida Wrestling Dystopia forever! 1256 00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:25,740 [crowd chanting] Forever! Forever! Forever! 1257 00:54:25,871 --> 00:54:29,178 Forever! Forever! 1258 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:33,052 Forever! Forever! 1259 00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:35,141 All right, now... 1260 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:39,580 ...There's a rumor floating around... 1261 00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:42,104 -[scattered cheering] -...a rumor that we have 1262 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:44,846 a visitor from out of town. 1263 00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:48,023 [crowd chanting] Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace! 1264 00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:50,417 [Gully] Oh, so you've heard the rumor too? 1265 00:54:50,548 --> 00:54:52,419 [cheers and applause] 1266 00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:55,379 Can you imagine the roar 1267 00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:58,643 if the Ace of Spades walked down that ramp right now? 1268 00:54:58,773 --> 00:55:00,949 [cheers and applause] 1269 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,475 I bet you'd be able to hear that roar 1270 00:55:04,562 --> 00:55:06,607 all the way up in Duffy. 1271 00:55:06,738 --> 00:55:09,828 [cheers and applause] 1272 00:55:12,787 --> 00:55:15,486 [dramatic music plays] 1273 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,445 ♪ ♪ 1274 00:55:20,491 --> 00:55:22,275 Sorry to say... 1275 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:23,972 sorry to say the rumors aren't true. 1276 00:55:24,103 --> 00:55:26,714 -[crowd groans] -Yeah. 1277 00:55:26,845 --> 00:55:29,021 You know, your friend Charlie Gully 1278 00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:31,763 only has so many surprises up his sleeve. 1279 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:35,332 [crowd chattering] 1280 00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:37,464 That's your cue, Ace. 1281 00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:40,119 But just when you think that the fish ain't biting... 1282 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:44,123 -[whooshes] -[crowd yelling] 1283 00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:47,735 That's when you feel a tug! 1284 00:55:50,956 --> 00:55:53,611 [crowd booing] 1285 00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:04,491 Whoa! 1286 00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:07,625 Hey, hey that's no way to treat a guest. 1287 00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:11,193 Ladies and gentlemen, our legendary nemesis, 1288 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,326 Mr. Jack Spade. 1289 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:16,808 [crowd groans] 1290 00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:18,331 [crowd booing] 1291 00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:20,464 You piece of shit. 1292 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,947 Don't come for my shit, boy. 1293 00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:28,776 ["Roll with the Changes" playing] 1294 00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:31,649 ♪ ♪ 1295 00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:36,131 [Rooster] Man, y'all got a fucked-up family. 1296 00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:37,785 [laughs] 1297 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:40,745 ♪ ♪ 1298 00:56:46,272 --> 00:56:49,580 -Somebody get that motherfucker! -[crowd roars] 1299 00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:51,843 [REO Speedwagon] ♪ As soon as you are able ♪ 1300 00:56:52,017 --> 00:56:55,586 ♪ Woman, I am willing ♪ 1301 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,590 ♪ To make the break That we are on the brink of ♪ 1302 00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:02,114 ♪ My cup is on the table ♪ 1303 00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:05,813 ♪ Our love is spilling ♪ 1304 00:57:05,987 --> 00:57:09,600 ♪ Waiting here for you To take a drink of ♪ 1305 00:57:09,687 --> 00:57:11,384 ♪ ♪ 1306 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:12,777 ♪ So if you're tired ♪ 1307 00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:16,389 ♪ Of the same old story ♪ 1308 00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:19,827 ♪ Oh, turn some pages ♪ 1309 00:57:20,001 --> 00:57:21,742 ♪ ♪ 1310 00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:25,311 ♪ I'll be here When you are ready ♪ 1311 00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:28,619 ♪ To roll with the changes ♪ 1312 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:33,275 ♪ Baby, roll with the changes ♪ 1313 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:36,844 ♪ Oh, you know, you know You know you got to ♪ 1314 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:39,412 ♪ Keep on rolling ♪ 1315 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:41,501 ♪ Keep on rolling ♪ 1316 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:44,548 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1317 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:48,377 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1318 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,119 ♪ ♪