1 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:07,074 [announcer] Previously on "Heels"... 2 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,476 Jack, I've got to get a job. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,543 [Paula] And we're gonna hold a press conference. 4 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:10,745 [Wild Bill] Oww! 5 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,381 You will do nothing until we speak in person. 6 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,682 [Ace whistles] 7 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,117 [Tricia] Well, dang. 8 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,018 -'Sup, Tricia? -[Tricia] I get off in an hour. 9 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,754 You should stay and flirt. 10 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:22,656 [Crystal] I'm just a valet. I gotta fly low right now. 11 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,526 You are not just a valet. You are really talented. 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,628 You're the one that should be getting the push. 13 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,330 [Willie] You got shit-canned, didn't you? 14 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,499 Oh, you think I fucked that up? Your life ain't so perfect. 15 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,666 I didn't say it was. 16 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,069 And that daughter you can't fucking stand. 17 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:37,138 [scoffs] Too bad I wasn't around 18 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,606 to pay for that abortion too. 19 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,041 Bye, Bill. 20 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,043 [Wild Bill] Fucking people and all their bullshit, 21 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,545 their untested manhood. 22 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,414 Makes me want to step on a frog. 23 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,115 Somebody keyed my Bronco. 24 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,683 Reckon you got it in you, too, 25 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,285 just like your dad. 26 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:54,722 He played nice for the crowds, but Tom had a vicious side. 27 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,124 You tap that vein, 28 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,526 riches'll flow. 29 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,630 [mellow rock music plays] 30 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,433 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:11,138 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 32 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:15,209 ♪ The answer ♪ 33 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,677 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,580 ♪ And I will ♪ 35 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,349 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 36 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,785 ♪ To find you ♪ 37 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:28,122 ♪ To find ♪ 38 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:31,292 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 39 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,094 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 40 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:37,665 ♪ All that you want ♪ 41 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,433 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:42,269 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 43 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,872 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 44 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,808 ♪ Won't be ♪ 45 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:50,644 ♪ Granted ♪ 46 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:54,415 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 47 00:01:54,448 --> 00:02:00,387 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 48 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,189 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:05,659 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 50 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:10,564 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 51 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,900 ♪ One ♪ 52 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,803 ♪ To one ♪ 53 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,672 ♪ What's love ♪ 54 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:24,678 ♪ In war? ♪ 55 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,715 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:33,521 [crowd] Boo! 57 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,357 I can't tell y'all how upsetting this is. 58 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:39,193 To be booed by you, 59 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:42,563 a bunch of wannabes and never-weres. 60 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:46,300 Irrelevant dopes who hate Ace and me 61 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,502 for being what they wish they were. 62 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:52,206 Two perfect physical specimens 63 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,341 at the height of our powers. 64 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:58,746 And let me be crystal clear. 65 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,482 We only care about one thing, 66 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,784 and that is the DWL title belt. 67 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:07,321 We are coming for it with hostility in our hearts. 68 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,489 [booing heightens] 69 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,457 We're gonna take you down, Jack Spade! 70 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,593 But first, 71 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:17,398 we're gonna crush the pitiful, puny dreams 72 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,200 of that mama's boy Bobby Pin. 73 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,602 -[crowd boos] -[Crystal cackles] 74 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,505 [Jack] Willie, can you kick up the lights, please? 75 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,709 That's really fucking good. 76 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,278 I don't get this promo, man. 77 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,880 All the talking, it ruins the suspense. 78 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,783 And "crystal clear"? Come on. Nah. 79 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,519 -I like it. -I don't. 80 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,255 What? You want me to shave a little attitude off? 81 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:44,925 I-I'm with Ace on this one. 82 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:46,260 Gonna dump the promo. 83 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,795 I want you two to run the ending again. 84 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,597 It's getting late. 85 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,265 Hey, Crystal. 86 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,369 Look, whether you get to run your mouth or not, 87 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,870 right, you're in the main event. 88 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,006 That's big for us. It's big for your character. 89 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,342 Now I know that you can memorize lines like that 90 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,243 and deliver them that well, 91 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,712 I'm gonna write for you. 92 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,480 It's good work. 93 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:07,915 [Willie] Missy, 94 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,683 why don't you buy yourself a new outfit, okay? 95 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,885 And include a bra. It's a family show. 96 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,487 Let's leave the nipples to the imagination. 97 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,756 -[Rooster] Hey, Jack. -[Jack] Yeah? 98 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,691 [Rooster] Me and Diego got something bangin' for the show. 99 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:18,959 I know you gon' rock with it. 100 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,394 -You wanna see? -Sure. Yeah. 101 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,763 Is that a "sure" sure or a "shut up" sure? 102 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,398 We gotta nail this ending here first. 103 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,734 Hey, so, Ace, you're on the ground. 104 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,402 [Ace] Right, he's cooked. 105 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,371 I'm happy with that because, as the guest referee, 106 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,006 I want you to lose so I won't have to face you again. 107 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:35,275 Then Bobby, get your ass up there for the frog splash. 108 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,345 [whispering] It's where you stretch your body out. 109 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,880 Like a fucking frog, dumbass. 110 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,515 Bobby, top turnbuckle. 111 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,916 Crystal, stop helping him. 112 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,786 [Crystal] "Don't you dare take a cheap shot 113 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,854 "while he's down. 114 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:47,988 Fight like a man!" 115 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,823 "A real man shows no mercy." 116 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,760 [tense music plays] 117 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,361 Bobby, that was terrible. 118 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,562 Bobby, balance first, then leap. 119 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,697 Commit and you're good. 120 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,065 -[cell phone ringing] -This is Willie. 121 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,600 [Jack] How did no one tell me he's afraid of heights? 122 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,734 He's not afraid of heights. 123 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,069 [Ace] He 100% is. 124 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,370 That wasn't even that high. 125 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,571 It's like jumping off a fucking couch. 126 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,073 I've done it plenty of times. 127 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,509 Hey, Jack, it's South Georgia State Fair. 128 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,911 Well, tell 'em we don't have money to advertise with them. 129 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,646 About us performing in the fair. 130 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,683 ♪ ♪ 131 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,618 We gon' take that in my office. 132 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,421 Bobby, grow a fucking pair and do it again. 133 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,056 [mic feedback screeches] 134 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,857 [Wild Bill] Greetings. 135 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:26,627 I have some apologies to make. 136 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,897 I am sorry that I used language that has... 137 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,567 apparently caused some unspecified people pain. 138 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,637 And ever since I was young, I've feared flying. 139 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,839 I mishandled medicating my nerves. 140 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:42,342 The result is me standing here today, 141 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:45,079 in the public square, groveling. 142 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,847 Are you ashamed that you got naked? 143 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,082 [Wild Bill] Hell, no. 144 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,818 Fifty percent of the world population is male. 145 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,120 It should not be shocking to see a man naked. 146 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,688 [reporters chuckle] 147 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,591 Some consider this kind of behavior toxic masculinity. 148 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,793 Psychologists believe that 149 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,528 this kind of behavior 150 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,631 may be tied to my getting circumcised the day I was born, 151 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,401 as if, deep down, I'm still that butchered little boy 152 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,069 pulling it out to show everyone, 153 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:10,838 "Look at the horrible thing they did to me." 154 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,407 Isn't circumcision about hygiene? 155 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,642 Ma'am, every third daydream a man has 156 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:18,412 is about putting his penis into someone else's mouth. 157 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,981 The other two are about putting it other places. 158 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,717 Circumcision is primeval cruelty. 159 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,620 It's time for "our bodies, our choice" 160 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,889 to also apply to boys' foreskins. 161 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,390 [muttering] Jesus Mary and Joseph... 162 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,793 But look, there's a time and place for male nudity 163 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,462 and it's not midair on a commercial jetliner. 164 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:38,599 You fly private, that's a different discussion entirely. 165 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,100 There's rumors you've been fired. 166 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:42,402 Well, like many long-serving employees 167 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,004 of American corporations, 168 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,106 I've been abandoned. 169 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,008 What do you call an entertainment empire 170 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,110 built upon the broken bodies of men and women who, 171 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,646 once the juice is squeezed out, 172 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,715 are kicked to the curb? 173 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,484 No safety net other than drugs, alcohol, 174 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,852 and self-inflicted gunshots. 175 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,721 The National Football League? 176 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,124 After a stint in rehab, I'll be back. 177 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,528 Thank you. 178 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,863 Thank you. 179 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:12,900 [soft music plays] 180 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,034 [whispering] What the fuck was that? 181 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,103 That, my dear, is called a deflection. 182 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,504 [Staci] Hey, Dad. 183 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,506 If you call and I don't pick up, 184 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,643 I'm gon' be at work, and they got rules there, so. 185 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,512 I'm trying to make the right impression on my first day. 186 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,980 Just happy to be getting out of the house. 187 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,016 But hey, will you try texting me? 188 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,450 I know how much you hate that, 189 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,652 but that is the world we're living in. 190 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:32,953 So I would appreciate it. 191 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,822 All right, I love you. Bye-bye. 192 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,991 -What do you say? -Thanks. 193 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,994 [mellow music plays] 194 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:44,031 ♪ ♪ 195 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,074 It's gon' ruin your hips... 196 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,976 and your knees. 197 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,978 Running puts mileage on 'em. 198 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,479 Ruins 'em. 199 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:02,516 ♪ ♪ 200 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,991 How's Ace? 201 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,060 -[Jack] Oh, he's great. -Bullshit. 202 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,528 Look, Jack, I know you're busy-- 203 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:15,963 Get lost, Bill. 204 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,598 Busy growing your daddy's little weed 205 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,599 into a big weed. 206 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,933 Here's the thing about weeds. 207 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,602 You need somebody to help 'em grow. 208 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,637 I was thinking I might be of use to you. 209 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,005 Willie told me what you said. 210 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,841 I was hammered and I blurted something stupid. 211 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,244 Sometimes when you drink and blurt, you hurt. 212 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,546 I won't apologize for there still being a spark 213 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,014 between Willie and I. 214 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,116 It's a burden that sometimes blinds our encounters. 215 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,252 Jack, you need my expertise. 216 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,921 You don't know, really, what the fuck you're doing. 217 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,189 You know some. 218 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,057 I can turn "some" into something much more. 219 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,926 I should kick your fucking ass. 220 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,628 Getting a bit huffy, son. 221 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,896 I should kick your fucking ass right now 222 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,097 till you beg for mercy. 223 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,598 -[Wild Bill] Easy. -It would be easy. 224 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,800 -Not sure about that. -I'd laugh the whole time. 225 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,202 Now you're turning me on. 226 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,539 Bill... 227 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,575 you're down on your luck. 228 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,176 It's not gonna change around here. 229 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,178 So I'm gonna say this again, and if you don't do it, 230 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,180 I'm gonna see to it that you do. 231 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,151 You get lost, you fucking monkey. 232 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:14,154 [tense music plays] 233 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,090 ♪ ♪ 234 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,799 Hey! Thomas. 235 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,567 Uh, I'm gonna hop in the shower, 236 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,635 then you and me gonna hit the road. 237 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,170 -So ready up, please. -All right. 238 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,672 Thank you. 239 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:37,611 Mm, ladies and gentlemen, Jack Spade is in the building. 240 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:40,781 And, ooh, oh, my Lord is he impressive! 241 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,284 I have never seen a man so sexy 242 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,186 and handsome... 243 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,955 and sweaty and stanky. 244 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,623 -Ooh! -[Jack] Well... 245 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,758 [Staci] DWL at the State Fair. Jack, that is so exciting. 246 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,660 It's exciting, but I'm nervous 247 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,129 'cause I gotta close the deal and I can't seem desperate. 248 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,164 Mm-kay. 249 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,335 Maybe I can help calm your nerves. 250 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,737 Calm me down with the whole deal 251 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,005 or, like, a half deal? 252 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,239 What kind of deal you thinking? 253 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,809 I got time for a handshake deal. 254 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,677 You give the best handshakes. 255 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,379 All right, well, let's at least get to the bathroom. 256 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,814 Yeah. 257 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,350 [chuckles] 258 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,851 [Thomas] I'm ready, Dad! 259 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,820 Hey uh, that's real good work, buddy, 260 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:23,290 but dad's gon' need about... four to six minutes. 261 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,624 Talk about pressure. 262 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,226 Well, I believe in you. 263 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,031 Hey, how's Thomas gonna occupy himself 264 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,265 when you're talking to the State Fair people? 265 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,367 I'ma give my phone to T. 266 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,836 I got all the games on my phone. 267 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,038 If he brings up wanting to get a pet gerbil, say no. 268 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,940 Okay. 269 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,675 And for dinner, he hates chicken fingers now. 270 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,810 And he already had a donut, so no ice cream or fried dough. 271 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,145 Okay, uh, well, 272 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,780 that-that-that's opposite of arousing. 273 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,048 I'm expecting reciprocity. 274 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,716 Oh, if I book the State Fair, 275 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,984 I'm gon' get you every night this week, two times. 276 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,286 Promises, promises. 277 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,256 Wow, that's-- ooh, you're raring to go. 278 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,091 Well, don't stop then. 279 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,326 This is my work shirt. 280 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,261 I'll get in front of you. 281 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,198 [train whistle blows] 282 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,856 [intriguing music plays] 283 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,893 ♪ ♪ 284 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,168 Hi. Uh, Tucker? 285 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,136 Yeah, Reds over Cardinals. 286 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,172 100 bucks. Run line. 287 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,041 Thanks. 288 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,813 [sighs] 289 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,816 [Jack] Hey, buddy, we're gon' meet some folks later 290 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,918 and they might ask you why you like coming to the matches. 291 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,754 And you know, you just-- you tell them that we put on 292 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,956 some good, old-fashioned family entertainment, all right? 293 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,258 Dad, our class gerbil had babies. 294 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,259 [Jack] Okay. 295 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,928 Ms. Brickey said I could have one. 296 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,129 You know, growing up, 297 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,864 I-I-I knew a kid that used to steal gerbils 298 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,399 and feed 'em to a snake. 299 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,334 That's kind of mean a boy did that. 300 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,269 That kid was a girl. 301 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,871 Kristine Lang. 302 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,440 Those gerbils must have been scared. 303 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,943 Wonder how long it took them to die. 304 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,418 We're gon' get you a gerbil, 305 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,886 but you gotta promise me right here and now, 306 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,054 you gotta look out for it. 307 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,455 You gotta be the gerbil king. 308 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,991 Keep it away from kids and cats and snakes, all right? 309 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,025 [Thomas] I will, Dad. 310 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,861 I promise I will. Thank you. 311 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,967 Bobby Pin's got a new tag partner. 312 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,068 [both chuckle] 313 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,269 [Rooster] Ace gon' be crying again. 314 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,804 [Diego] Yeah. 315 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,405 [Bobby Pin] Are we still getting you a new costume? 316 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,174 I got it set aside at the mall. 317 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,342 Just need this money. 318 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,277 So say a prayer to the gambling gods. 319 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,246 Nobody ever won a bet watching. 320 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,982 That's not true, but it's sweet. 321 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,350 [Willie] Hey, Crystal, where's Ace? 322 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,851 I don't know where he is. 323 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,153 Well, you should. You're his valet. 324 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,888 Go find him. For fuck's sake. 325 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,022 -Hey, Thomas. -[Thomas] Hey, Willie. 326 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,223 [Apocalypse] There's my guy. 327 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,092 Thomas, where you been, bro? 328 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,261 All right, gather round, y'all! 329 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,265 Well, we got the same old show tonight, all right? 330 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,333 Same asses in the seats. 331 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,335 Gon' sign the same autographs. 332 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,070 Same lights in your eyes. 333 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,006 Same sweat. Same grind. 334 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,208 It's the same old, same old. 335 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,945 Well, except for one thing. 336 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,347 Right over there, we're gonna have three people 337 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,449 from the South Georgia State Fair Commission 338 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,518 here to see y'all, 339 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:42,088 here to watch our fans go crazy for all of you. 340 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,358 We're gonna give these people one hell of a night. 341 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,060 We're gonna finish it in the cage. 342 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,829 [laughter and applause] 343 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,899 Now, if they like what they see-- 344 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,935 and I promise you, 345 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,503 they will-- 346 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,138 about a month from now, 347 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,275 y'all are gonna be performing for 10,000 folks. 348 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,512 [cheers and applause] 349 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,914 So it's not the same old, same old. 350 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,151 I want y'all to destroy for these people tonight! 351 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,287 -[all] Yeah! -[all clapping] 352 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,589 Now, here to read the rundown, 353 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,990 may I introduce to you, 354 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,961 Mr. Thomas Patrick Spade! 355 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,264 -Thomas! -[cheers and applause] 356 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,401 All right, men, listen up. 357 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,370 [indistinct radio chatter] 358 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,105 [Crystal] Come on. One time. 359 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,041 [commentator] It is...go! 360 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,409 -Two-run homerun! Reds win! -Oh! You got it! You got it! 361 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,545 -You got it! Whoo! -[both cheering] 362 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,615 -[Bobby Pin] Whoo! -[Crystal] I got money! 363 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,883 -Yeah! -I got money. 364 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,285 [Bobby Pin] How much money did you get off of it? 365 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,453 [Crystal] Enough to get my whole outfit. 366 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,488 -[Bobby Pin] Yeah! -[Crystal giggles] 367 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,257 [Crystal] Thank you. 368 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,426 Hurry up. We're gonna be late. 369 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,996 You're late. I ain't late. 370 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,964 You're the one who had to have Church's. 371 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,399 KFC would have been fine. 372 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,569 Well, excuse me for considering my digestion. 373 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,374 [Willie] All right, I went ahead 374 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,375 and confirmed your dinner 375 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,376 with the State Fair woman. 376 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,477 Her name is Constance. 377 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,178 Thank you. Look who woke up. 378 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,647 Sorry, phone died. 'Sup, stud? 379 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,582 -Hey, Uncle Ace. -'Sup, y'all? 380 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,584 Y'all know Tricia. 381 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,152 -Nope. -Nuh-uh. 382 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,487 I bartend down at Cooper's. 383 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,189 Tricia's my new valet. 384 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,192 [tense music plays] 385 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,229 ♪ ♪ 386 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:37,604 ♪ Make me an instrument Of your peace ♪ 387 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,540 ♪ A channel for your love ♪ 388 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,075 Hey, Howard? 389 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,144 I organized these by expiration date, then, within that, 390 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,112 I alphabetized them according to SKU. 391 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,548 Though if the scanner gun breaks, that may not matter. 392 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,184 Staci, are you gunning for my job on the first day? 393 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,419 No. 394 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,354 [chuckling] All right. Keep up the good work. 395 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,691 Oh, no worries. I got it. 396 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,627 I got you. I got it. 397 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,331 Staci Spade. 398 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,532 You work here? 399 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,634 I do, Bill. You shop here? 400 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,736 [Wild Bill] I'm back in town for a bit, yes. 401 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,005 Keeps me grounded to purchase my sustenance 402 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,606 amongst poor, hardworking folks. 403 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,243 Sorry the pickles slipped. Got a touch of arthritis. 404 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,080 These hands of mine have been in lots of places, 405 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,214 but I don't kiss and tell, 406 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,749 so you gon' have to ask around. 407 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,418 Uh, you don't have to say something gross to impress me. 408 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,054 Why do you think I'd say something gross? 409 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,255 Well, isn't that your character? 410 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,358 Saying gross and nasty things. 411 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,492 Only when I'm in the ring. 412 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,394 Outside the ring, I'm a regular choir boy. 413 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,430 Money must be getting tight at home. 414 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,199 Jack making you work now? 415 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,234 No, things don't work like that at our house, Bill. 416 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,435 My working's my choice. 417 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,070 Enjoy it. 418 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,539 Never know when you might be unexpectedly unemployed. 419 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,343 Things can be humming along and, bam! 420 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,348 Almost had us a "Lady and the Tramp" moment there. 421 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,583 Okay. 422 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,054 Jeez, Jack really did a number on me with you. 423 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,356 I don't get why y'all gotta hate an old family friend. 424 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,658 An old family friend wouldn't come down here 425 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,560 and poach Ace. 426 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,162 Only the envious would consider 427 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,398 Ace's opportunity as poaching. 428 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,766 You wanna stick it to Jack, I guess, 429 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,300 'cause he reminds you of Tom? 430 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,102 Jack ain't half the talent his daddy was, 431 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,138 but he sure is the same cocky somebitch 432 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,672 whose arrogance seems a bit misplaced 433 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,775 considering his staggering lack of accomplishments. 434 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,243 He's a good man. 435 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,045 A great man who works hard to support his family. 436 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,680 [Wild Bill] Yet, he's failing miserably. 437 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,352 Look at you, Queen of the DWL, down on her knees, 438 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,520 hands on my pickle. 439 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,655 Fuck you, you piece of shit. 440 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,825 -Is everything okay? -Oh, yes, sir. 441 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,795 Just had a mishap and this kind duchess here was assisting me. 442 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,730 Oh, well, you don't have to clean up, sir. 443 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,831 We'll take care of it. 444 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,166 Staci, will you please grab a broom 445 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,300 before this gentleman cuts himself? 446 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,535 Yup. I'm on it, Howard. 447 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,069 Right away. 448 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,104 Be sure to stop at the soap aisle, 449 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,739 wash out that mouth of yours. 450 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,276 You know, Jack's breathing new life into the DWL 451 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,312 while also building the kind of family life you'll never have. 452 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,448 Long as he doesn't do like Tom, put a gun in his mouth, 453 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,715 it's a win. 454 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,518 Fuck you, you sad, pathetic, piece of shit. 455 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,854 Once Jack lands the South Georgia State Fair 456 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,589 tonight, he's gon' prove you wrong. 457 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,225 Not that he fancies to impress a fool. 458 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,763 State Fair, huh? 459 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,831 Hoo. 460 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,633 That is a big stage. 461 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:26,206 Looking forward to see how the Spades fuck that one up. 462 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,744 What do you think? 463 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,746 Wow. 464 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,683 Uh, "wow" is good, but for 109 bucks, 465 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,817 I need at least good. 466 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,319 You look great. 467 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,421 You look great with nothing on--anything. 468 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,161 [giggles] 469 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,463 [breathes deeply] Yeah. 470 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,568 Ah. 471 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,337 All right, Roo. 472 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,442 Ah! Ah! 473 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,476 You're killing me, Diego. 474 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,511 Oh, no. 475 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,745 Ah! 476 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,580 And that's when you holler for the medics. 477 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,449 "Help, medics, help. He's hurt." 478 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,783 [Rooster] Yup, and then that's when the fake medics 479 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,385 -come out with a stretcher. -[Diego] Right. Mm-hmm. 480 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,454 And then I give a thumbs up to the crowd with my good arm. 481 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,623 -We high five. -[both] Yeah! 482 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,291 [Rooster] 'Cause you know, the DWL is all about 483 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,759 -friendship and camaraderie. -Mm-hmm. 484 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,461 And those stuffed-shirt State Fair asses 485 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,762 that Jack's kissing, 486 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,430 they gon' love it. 487 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,565 Ain't that right, Thomas? 488 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,200 [Thomas] Rooster, that was so good. 489 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,735 I thought you were really hurt. 490 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,937 [chuckles] Yes, you did, 'cause I'm good like that. 491 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,373 But what if you got hurt for real? 492 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,441 Oh, that ain't gonna happen. Know how I know? 493 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,244 'Cause I ain't working with Bobby Pin's rookie ass tonight. 494 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,579 [laughter] 495 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,947 It's all right. My rookie ass can take it. 496 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,315 Guys. 497 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,617 I'm okay. My dad says that word. 498 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,785 See, if it was a real injury, 499 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,254 Diego would put up the X with his arms like that. 500 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,322 -Then-- -They'd probably send out 501 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,757 some fake-ass medics. 502 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,358 -[Crystal] Well. -[all chuckle] 503 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,660 Hey, Crystal and Bobby, 504 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,595 Jack wants to see y'all in his office. 505 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,269 [Jack] Hey, Crystal, take a seat. 506 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,943 Ace and I have been talking about 507 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,711 a couple of different ideas. 508 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,346 We're gonna go in a bit of a different direction tonight. 509 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,648 Y'all two will stay together through autographs. 510 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,950 You go down to the ring together, 511 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,518 but then he's gonna grab a mic 512 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,820 and tell the crowd that the two of you are breaking up 513 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,523 because he caught you going behind his back with Bobby Pin. 514 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,657 Bobby, we're gonna shoot 515 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,225 some photographs of the two of you 516 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,594 that Ace can wave around in the ring 517 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,761 as proof of the infidelity. 518 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,630 Shouldn't be hard for the audience to see. 519 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,698 Can't exactly beam 'em up 520 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,865 on a fucking jumbotron, can we? 521 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,534 [Debbie] The technology exists. 522 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,502 -Just saying. -[Ace] Thank you, Debbie. 523 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,737 You got a spare jumbotron, Debbie? 524 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,372 -I do not. -[Willie] Thank you, Debbie. 525 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,373 [starts, stops] 526 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,541 Bobby, the angle's gonna be 527 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,809 that the two of y'all are in love. 528 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,876 Cool. 529 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,679 Ace, what is this? 530 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,581 [Jack] Hey, Crystal, 531 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,916 this is my call. 532 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,252 Then Ace'll say... 533 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,754 "You may think it's love, 534 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,457 but she'll break your heart just as she broke mine." 535 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,926 Uh, "Lucky for me, 536 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,394 "there's plenty of fish in the sea 537 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,729 and I got the biggest rod." 538 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,397 Ace, y-your fucking ad-libs. For Christ's sake. 539 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,565 Come on. 540 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,300 "Lucky for me, I got a new valet. 541 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,568 Duffy, meet Tricia." 542 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,370 Then I guess I'll just go out there and do like-- 543 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,971 Not much of anything, sweetheart. 544 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,439 Oh, come on. 545 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,574 I thought I'd do, like, a cartwheel or something. 546 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,775 But you won't. 547 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,876 Bobby, we're gonna keep y'all two together 548 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:17,877 for the next little bit. 549 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,345 Y'all good? 550 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,346 Yup. 551 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,714 Yeah. 552 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,549 Well, um, 553 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,351 uh, w-when Bobby gets up on the ropes 554 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,620 to do the frog splash, 555 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,955 I'm supposed to distract him, 556 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,490 so... 557 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,359 What? Is-is, uh, she gonna do it now? 558 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,761 [Jack] No, I'm gonna do that now, 559 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,730 with the hook being that I just need my rematch with Ace. 560 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,466 [Crystal] Yeah. 561 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,669 It's good. It-it's better, probably. 562 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,337 [Willie] All right, Crystal, go change your outfit. 563 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,538 And then you and Bobby meet me 564 00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,773 in the washroom, ten minutes, for photos. 565 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,441 Jack, you need to head out to dinner. 566 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,476 All right, well, thank y'all for being flexible. 567 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,978 Debbie's gonna handle the autographs 568 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,513 'cause I won't be here for prep with Willie, 569 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:57,316 but uh, we are gonna be amazing tonight. 570 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,584 All of us. 571 00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,719 We're gonna wow the state fair people, 572 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,887 we're gonna close the deal, 573 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,656 and all of our fortunes will change. 574 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,060 [giggling] I love it. 575 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,496 Ace. 576 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:12,965 You could have just talked to me. 577 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,634 Why are you doing this? 578 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,835 [Ace] I'm doing what's best for my character, Crystal. 579 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,970 It's a better story. You said so yourself. 580 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,406 It's nothing personal. It's business. 581 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,011 I used to be a cheerleader. 582 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,879 Varsity, two years. 583 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,081 [chuckles] 584 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,861 Hope we didn't get stood up. 585 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,029 Why did Grandpa Tom 586 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,131 gives the DWL to you and not Ace? 587 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,966 Well, 'cause I'm older. Because I wanted it. 588 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,468 Uncle Ace wanted something different, 589 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,636 but now he's more invested. 590 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,071 Did Uncle Ace want to be bad? 591 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:54,107 [chuckling] No, he did not. 592 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,975 No, that was the decision that I made 593 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,643 'cause I write the shows. 594 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,778 I made him turn heel. 595 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,513 But Uncle Ace is a good person. 596 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,881 Right. No, his character's bad. 597 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,149 Your uncle Ace isn't bad. 598 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,852 Same as me when I'm just playing bad guys. 599 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,386 Why do you have to? 600 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,990 'Cause bad guys exist and people want to see things 601 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,959 portrayed that exist in real life. 602 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,627 That's why me and your mama 603 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,496 are raising a good guy like you-- 604 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,030 to offset the bad. 605 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,099 And I think it's what's best for the story. 606 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,503 That's all wrestling is, buddy. It's just stories. 607 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,740 So I guess we have two valets now? 608 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:31,077 Willie, if this is such an important event, 609 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,179 then why is Jack relying on a new valet 610 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,414 like Tricia fucking Bell? 611 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,150 Jack likes excitement. I don't know. 612 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,018 I just know his gut instincts. We follow 'em. 613 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,620 We're better off. 614 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:41,621 Willie, what are you doing down there? 615 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,022 Getting the picture. 616 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,090 Trying to make it look cleaner, 617 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,525 like I'm sneaking. 618 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,893 Go on, get your hands all over one another. 619 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,964 Like you're about to have sex. 620 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,535 I'll count us in. On three. Ready? 621 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,603 -Yeah. -One, two, three. 622 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,674 Christ. It's like you're related. 623 00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:02,809 And not in the hot way. Good Lord. 624 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,210 Bobby. Pull her in. 625 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,978 We're not doing an immaculate conception plotline. 626 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,780 Theoretically, this girl gives you a boner. 627 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,816 -Okay, you sit here. -Mm-hmm. 628 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,651 I'm going to straddle you. Cool? 629 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:12,752 Okay. 630 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,587 Just gonna get right...okay. 631 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,622 [Bobby Pin] Okay. 632 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,625 [soft music plays] 633 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:22,195 ♪ ♪ 634 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,530 That's it. Off to print 'em. 635 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:32,939 Sorry. 636 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,209 -Have a great show. -You too. 637 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,144 I'm gonna just... 638 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,913 There we go. 639 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,053 All right. 640 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,988 [Crystal] Okay. 641 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:51,958 I don't know much about wrestling. 642 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,860 I grew up a big SCC football fan. 643 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,127 Oh, me too. Go, Dawgs. 644 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,195 I went to Auburn. 645 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:57,663 Well, I'm so sorry to hear that. 646 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,898 [laughter] 647 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,833 I'm more of a "Jeopardy!" kind of guy. 648 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,035 Yeah, and I can speak on musical theater 649 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,670 and figure skating. 650 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,840 Which is to say, we are not wrestling aficionados, 651 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,209 but we're intrigued about adding wrestling 652 00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:11,644 to our attractions. 653 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,880 And we got a 10,000-seat arena. 654 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,616 Constance came on board to rethink our engagement points, 655 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,118 how to bring more people in and entertain them better. 656 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,653 [Constance] Yeah, I'm sure you're wondering why 657 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:21,988 you got this call out of the blue, Jack, 658 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,689 but our research has vetted 659 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:26,926 how popular independent professional wrestling is 660 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,695 throughout Georgia, Alabama, and North Florida. 661 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,631 Some of our junior team members 662 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,532 delved into your social media posts, 663 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,667 your promos, your products. 664 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,702 I mean, it is very impressive. 665 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,771 Well, thank you. We sure do work hard. 666 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,973 Uh, a little-little background, here. 667 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,309 My dad created the league about 30 years ago 668 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,612 and, uh, people in Duffy still come out every weekend 669 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,880 because he built something 670 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,282 that people really feel like they're a part of. 671 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,584 I mean, we're Duffy. We're not--we're not Atlanta. 672 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,719 We don't have the Braves or the Hawks 673 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,254 or NASCAR or the Falcons. 674 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:57,023 We've got the DWL belt. 675 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,257 It's our championship, and-- 676 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,059 and people feel like they're a part of it 677 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,594 'cause of our authenticity. 678 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,229 But how do you keep the fans excited 679 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,730 when none of it's real? 680 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:05,798 It's a story. 681 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,133 Like, a real story. 682 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,267 Like Ace. 683 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:10,836 He's the hero, and everyone loves him 684 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,939 because he's just, like, a good person. 685 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,941 But then he lost to my daddy 686 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:17,243 and he just couldn't take it that he was the loser. 687 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:18,811 So then he became a heel. 688 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,713 A-a heel? 689 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,882 -Yeah, a bad guy. -Oh. 690 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,284 And now he wants revenge. Like, he's really mad. 691 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,353 Like, really, really mad at my dad 692 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,355 to prove everyone was wrong. 693 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,691 And you go to the show and you're just, like, 694 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:33,059 waiting to see what he's gonna do. 695 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,227 Is he gonna remember he's a good person? 696 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,797 Or does he care too much about winning, 697 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,265 that, when the ref has his back turned, 698 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,067 he's gonna do something like kick my daddy 699 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,335 where the sun don't shine? 700 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,970 -[laughter] -[Jack] My goodness. 701 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,371 I wish I could tell you that I wrote that for him, 702 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,306 but my scripts are rarely that concise. 703 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,976 We're thrilled that you're here 704 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,978 and we've got a great show planned for y'all tonight. 705 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,379 You can ask me anything, 706 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,781 and as long as you don't make me spill any trade secrets, 707 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,985 I can explain to you why we're a good fit for your fair. 708 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,988 [country rock music plays] 709 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:04,890 ♪ ♪ 710 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,259 [Ace] Have a good one. 711 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:10,162 You don't need to do this. We're a good team. 712 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,297 Were. 713 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,203 There you go. 714 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,372 [Crystal] Oh, hey, make sure he spelled Ace correctly. 715 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:22,108 Those three-letter words can get mighty complicated. 716 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,213 -That's Wild Bill! -[Wild Bill] Hello, beautiful. 717 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,115 [overlapping chatter] 718 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,017 -I ain't gon' bite you. -[crowd clamoring] 719 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,819 [camera shutters snapping] 720 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,856 ♪ ♪ 721 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,661 That'll be 15 even. 722 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:46,732 I'm sorry. I got nothing smaller. 723 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:55,007 Thank you. 724 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,243 [singer] ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 725 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,445 ♪ ♪ 726 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,214 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 727 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,784 ♪ ♪ 728 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:07,286 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 729 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,822 ♪ ♪ 730 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,324 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 731 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,827 ♪ ♪ 732 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,163 ♪ A glowing dawn Of crowded eyes ♪ 733 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,832 ♪ Each a screaming pulsar ♪ 734 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,268 ♪ Wounded knees, dance till clean ♪ 735 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:25,104 ♪ The needles in the ghost ♪ 736 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,173 ♪ Grit, sand, silica ♪ 737 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,009 ♪ Demand perfect porcelain ♪ 738 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,344 ♪ Distant glimmers' Ancient dust ♪ 739 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,880 ♪ Begs the flesh to rise ♪ 740 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:37,383 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 741 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,785 ♪ ♪ 742 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,388 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 743 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,023 I gotta take a leak. 744 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,158 ♪ ♪ 745 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,861 [music fades] 746 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,030 It takes a lady to tamp down the envy 747 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,799 of a juvenile jackass like Ace. 748 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,968 Valets rarely get the credit. 749 00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,269 Shit, if it weren't for the tenacity 750 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,904 of some of my old gals, 751 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,207 I'd have never made it to the stage half the time. 752 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,109 Wild Bill, can we take a picture? 753 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,743 Sure. Snap away. Here to please. 754 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,145 What the hell you think you're doing? 755 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,980 She's not taking the photo. 756 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:09,415 She's gon' be in it. 757 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,484 Will somebody take our photo, please? 758 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,219 Gonna be worth money soon. 759 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,154 Mark my words. She's a star. 760 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,990 Smile for the camera. You're not going anywhere. 761 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,325 You're blowing up. 762 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,162 Hello, Bill. 763 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,064 Sweet Debbie, my dear. How are you? 764 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,867 Fine. And I don't want to get in the middle here, 765 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,268 but that is where I am now. 766 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,271 I was told Jack told you to stay away from here. 767 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,206 Well, Jack was talking 'bout a lot of things, 768 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,108 the most intriguing of which was the promise 769 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,443 he and I would have some fun together. 770 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:39,078 It sounded so tempting, I showed up. 771 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,013 -Yeah, don't try to-- -[fan] Hey, Bill. 772 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:42,481 One more, Bill. Please. 773 00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:43,983 Put him in a headlock, Bill. 774 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,785 -[Debbie laughs] -Just trying to help y'all 775 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,288 make a good impression for the State Fair delegation. 776 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,457 I know how important it is for y'all to succeed 777 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,226 so this place doesn't fold and put everyone out of work. 778 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,395 You've known me since way back when I was a rook. 779 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,964 You know my intentional heart. 780 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,432 Just... 781 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,434 sit in the crowd where Jack can't see you. 782 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,838 And please try to keep your clothes on. 783 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:07,506 Oh, there's the Debbie I know. 784 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,041 [laughing] Shut up. 785 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,844 [train whistle blows] 786 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,153 [Jack] You were a big help at dinner, buddy. 787 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,588 [Thomas] Can we go to Ms. Brickey's house 788 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,223 to get the gerbil after the show? 789 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,357 We can go tomorrow. 790 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,059 You want me to get you a seat up there 791 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,227 by ringside, front row? 792 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,962 Nah, I wanna be backstage with you. 793 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,931 I like watching you work and all. 794 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,404 [Apocalypse] You think this might actually work? 795 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,272 Like, maybe we'll get to perform 796 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,473 in front of 10,000 people? 797 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,075 This not good enough for you? 798 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,510 Ten thousand people. 799 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,278 Everything Tom Spade dreamed of doing. 800 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,314 -It's cool. -It is cool. 801 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,083 Good luck, man. 802 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,456 Yo, it's packed out there, man. 803 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,959 What's good for Jack clearly ain't good for me. 804 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,064 I got value. I got skills. 805 00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:08,901 Either Jack don't see it or he don't want to. 806 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,437 Dude, every day, it's the same fucking story 807 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,871 with you lately. 808 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,206 I mean, you're in here bellyaching 809 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,908 'cause Jack's giving me the push tonight 810 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,444 in the Battle Royal and I'm supposed to feel sorry? 811 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,213 I don't give a shit about any of this, okay? 812 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,314 About Jack, 813 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,116 about who wins the stupid Battle Royal 814 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:25,384 or the belt. 815 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,885 I mean, I just want to wrestle. 816 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,022 Look, man, 817 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,525 you and I are the last two men standing in the battle tonight. 818 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,262 What if you won, huh? Who would care? 819 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,530 Yeah, you wanna win? 820 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,667 Win. I'll fall out the ring. You'll be champ. 821 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,336 [resonant ambient music plays] 822 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,005 Jack would lose his shit. 823 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:48,474 I'll say I tripped. 824 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,342 You're my friend. 825 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,044 I want you happy. Not him. 826 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:54,313 All right? 827 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:55,948 ♪ ♪ 828 00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:59,251 [laughs] Come on, baby. Shit. 829 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:02,288 ♪ ♪ 830 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,529 [moaning and panting] 831 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:22,574 [moaning and panting continues] 832 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,452 [indistinct conversation] 833 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,953 [Willie] Hey! 834 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,322 Did you seal the deal? 835 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,957 Uh, well, if we have a good show tonight, it's ours. 836 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,459 Then let's good-show this shit. 837 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,263 Pardon me, Thomas. 838 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,497 [scoffs] So uptight. 839 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,261 Good luck tonight. 840 00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,265 Mind if I give you some advice? 841 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:25,003 I'm not really a part of the show tonight, 842 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,672 so it's not necessary. 843 00:33:28,741 --> 00:33:31,243 The attention you got at autographs is any indication, 844 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:33,178 you're a big part of every show. 845 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,616 So when you walk out to the ring, 846 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,586 pull your hair back so the crowd can really see you. 847 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:44,790 Your pretty face is a bigger draw than any muscles. 848 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,093 Why else would Ace be so caustic? 849 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,395 He's jealous. 850 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:50,796 I'd be jealous too if I had a valet 851 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,531 getting bigger pops than I was. 852 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:57,035 Well, I'm not Ace's valet after tonight. 853 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,406 Script has me getting dumped 'cause I was caught cheating. 854 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,475 Shit. 855 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:07,579 Jack can be so... short-sighted. 856 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,715 Protecting the feelings of his man-child brother. 857 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,817 In my day, these things weren't so scripted. 858 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,653 This league's got some buzz 859 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,556 'cause he went off script with the Duffy screw-job on Ace. 860 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:20,426 If Jack was smart, he'd mine that drama. 861 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,429 Let it be dramatic, improvisational. 862 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:26,131 Crowds believe it most when you say what you really feel. 863 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,269 You got chops. 864 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,507 So if you get a feeling, lean into it. 865 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,576 If it's not scripted as your time, 866 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:40,579 seize the moment and make it your time. 867 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:43,515 Make everybody else react to what you do. 868 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:46,385 That's called self-determination. 869 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,723 Maybe this is just the wrong place for me. 870 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,093 Mm. 871 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:59,598 Fortune must be enticed to reveal itself. 872 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,869 Just gotta open your heart and have fun. 873 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,171 That's the point anyway, isn't it? 874 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,115 [Ace] Now, before we start tonight... 875 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:20,519 I got something important I wanna say. 876 00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:25,724 Little secret I found out about my very own valet, Crystal. 877 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:28,393 Yeah, that's right, Crystal. 878 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:31,230 I know you've been sneaking around behind my back 879 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,764 with Bobby Pin. 880 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,399 -That's sad. -What? 881 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,868 You thought I wouldn't find out? 882 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:37,669 That you could just play both sides 883 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,471 till one of us was crowned champ 884 00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:41,139 and you'd make your decision 885 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:43,275 and claim your spot on the throne as queen? 886 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,811 I made you what you are! 887 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,613 And you repay me with this? 888 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,314 Hey, you missed coming out with the photos. 889 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,417 You filthy piece of trailer trash! 890 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:54,386 I pulled you out of the dump! 891 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:56,255 Now I'm sending you back to that rat's nest 892 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,890 so you can hustle tricks as a cam girl 893 00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,691 till you wind up dead! 894 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,661 -That was good, Dad. -Thank you, buddy. 895 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:06,765 Uh, can you run on downstairs, grab us a few Cokes, please? 896 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:08,333 Thank you. 897 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,536 Hey, 898 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:11,904 we gotta ratchet it back real quick 899 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,673 with the whole "rot till you're dead, cam girl" stuff. 900 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,675 But I'm a heel now. 901 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,277 I'm not supposed to care about her feelings. 902 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,312 The lines I wrote will turn the audience against her. 903 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,948 Just say the lines I wrote. 904 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,683 It's a family show. 905 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,486 Hey, Battle Royal's heating up. 906 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,388 Main event in moments. Places, fellas. 907 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:33,325 [crowd cheering outside] 908 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:34,793 [cheering continues] 909 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:35,827 Ah! 910 00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,437 [all shouting] 911 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:49,541 -How do they not get hurt? -Every one of them on drugs. 912 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:52,377 [all shouting and cheering] 913 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,955 How have I never been to one of these before? 914 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,590 This is awesome. 915 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:07,626 Hey, good luck, everyone. Let's crush it. 916 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,464 Something you wanna say? 917 00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,232 I just know a place you can get your roots done 918 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:16,301 where your hair won't look so bleached. 919 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,402 Mm. 920 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:19,805 -I was trying to be helpful! -Hey, ladies. 921 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,274 -Okay, okay, ladies. -Hey, get the fuck off her. 922 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:23,842 -I was trying to help, man. -Help yourself, man. 923 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,877 Hey! Cool it, God damn it. 924 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,015 [Tricia laughs] 925 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,684 You're not seriously crying, right? 926 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,586 You shut your fucking mouth or I'll shut it for you. 927 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,258 There. That should hold. 928 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,329 [Jack] Hey. 929 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,900 -Are we all good? -Yeah. 930 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,937 [cheers and applause] 931 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,840 What are they doing? 932 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:58,343 [Diego] Hey, Rooster. 933 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,780 [crowd] Rooster! Rooster! 934 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,448 Rooster! Rooster! 935 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,916 Rooster! Rooster! 936 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:07,052 Rooster! Rooster! 937 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,687 -Rooster! Rooster! -Come on, man. 938 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,422 Do it. 939 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,923 -[crowd] Rooster! Rooster! -[Rooster] No. 940 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,558 [crowd] Rooster! Rooster! 941 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:16,561 [crowd booing] 942 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,670 You sure? 943 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:30,809 [bell dings] 944 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,812 [crowd booing] 945 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,815 [heavy music plays] 946 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:39,618 Yeah, baby, whoo! 947 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,986 [singer] ♪ Ah ♪ 948 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,689 [rap music playing indistinctly] 949 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:46,725 [booing continues] 950 00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:50,862 You had me worried there for a second. 951 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,864 Thought y'all were gonna throw Diego out. 952 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:56,101 Hey, I need to let you improvise more, okay? 953 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,570 Admitted. Crowd loved it. 954 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,073 What's my name? 955 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,541 Rooster. 956 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,876 What's my real name? 957 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,583 Deandre Milton Rutherford. 958 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,020 I know your legal name because I pay you by check 959 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,988 and I give you a 1099. 960 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,391 You go by Dee to your family 961 00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:21,059 and you go by DA to your friends, 962 00:39:21,093 --> 00:39:22,728 which I know because you're always talking 963 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:26,031 with your fucking speakerphone on in the locker room. 964 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:29,601 And like I said, your stage name is Rooster. 965 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,738 Now, I know that things have been crazy around here, 966 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,139 but please, please, please, 967 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,441 do not make me out to be somebody that I'm not. 968 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,410 I'm not a man who doesn't know your name. 969 00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:39,711 I know all four of them, 970 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,514 and I'll call you any one that you want me to. 971 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:46,017 Tonight was about respect, recognition, 972 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,954 and success for everyone here, which clearly includes you. 973 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,555 So this time tomorrow, 974 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,090 if there's anything that I can do 975 00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:53,625 to alleviate these frustrations 976 00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:56,661 that you're clearly having, I will try. 977 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:59,498 And your moment in the sun is gon' come. 978 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,701 Thank you very much for your work tonight. 979 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,002 You crushed. 980 00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:07,472 All right. Hey! 981 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,074 -[all cheering] -There he is. Yeah, D! 982 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,110 -[cheers and applause] -Way to go, brother! 983 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:16,448 -[Diego] Yee! -[man] Yeah, D! 984 00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:19,151 [singer] ♪ Have you ever seen A man not afraid to die? ♪ 985 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,520 ♪ Gave his life for a dream Born hustler ♪ 986 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:22,554 ♪ So the game conceived... ♪ 987 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,523 What is a cage match? 988 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:27,993 I looked it up. First one who climbs out wins. 989 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,729 [singer] ♪ Been training For this my whole life ♪ 990 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,964 ♪ Carpe diem, Seize the moment, right? ♪ 991 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,434 Jack, you're on. 992 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:39,437 [mellow music plays] 993 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,474 ♪ ♪ 994 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,176 Good luck, babe. 995 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:47,212 ♪ ♪ 996 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,983 [Willie] Hey, Ace. 997 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:54,786 Photos are in here. 998 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:57,088 [Ace] Thanks. 999 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,125 [singer] ♪ In my sleep ♪ 1000 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:03,061 ♪ ♪ 1001 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:07,532 ♪ In my dreams, baby ♪ 1002 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:10,569 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,773 ♪ In all my dreams ♪ 1004 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:17,676 ♪ ♪ 1005 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:21,713 ♪ Me and my baby been Struggling ♪ 1006 00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:25,517 ♪ Feels like nothing ♪ 1007 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,986 ♪ Can keep me straight ♪ 1008 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:31,022 ♪ ♪ 1009 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,926 ♪ She says, "Don't leave me" hurts ♪ 1010 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,231 ♪ But angel, stay put ♪ 1011 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:42,534 ♪ Stay here with me ♪ 1012 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:45,570 ♪ Is this ever deadly? ♪ 1013 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:49,040 ♪ She said, "Wait and see" ♪ 1014 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:51,743 ♪ ♪ 1015 00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:53,745 ♪ Lover ♪ 1016 00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:55,881 ♪ Wait and see ♪ 1017 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,582 ♪ ♪ 1018 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:59,217 [crowd booing] 1019 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:01,620 [Ace] Now, before we get started, 1020 00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:03,521 I got something important I want-- 1021 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:05,624 I have a confession to make. 1022 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,592 [crowd exclaims] 1023 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,761 Ace Spade... 1024 00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:11,696 I been cheating on you with Bobby Pin. 1025 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:15,166 [crowd shouts] 1026 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,736 [Crystal] But that's not my confession. 1027 00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,272 My confession is 1028 00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:22,741 I'm not the least bit sorry about it. 1029 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:26,111 [crowd shouts] 1030 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:30,916 The thing is, Ace, you can't satisfy me. 1031 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:37,122 I need a man, not a crybaby boy. 1032 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:41,960 But hey, don't worry. 1033 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:44,095 You're so lucky 1034 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,031 'cause sometimes, 1035 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:49,167 you find someone more pathetic than you. 1036 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,103 [crowd laughs and shouts] 1037 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,272 Hey, uh, Tricia, you know I'm talking about you. 1038 00:42:54,306 --> 00:42:55,974 Get that bony behind out here. 1039 00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,176 [crowd boos] 1040 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:00,879 Think that's your cue, sweetheart. 1041 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,948 Did she just say I have a bony behind? 1042 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,215 Take it as a compliment. 1043 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,784 It'll expand eventually. 1044 00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:07,319 Move it! 1045 00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,187 -Jesus. -[booing continues] 1046 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:13,725 [Crystal] Folks, I wanna introduce y'all to Tricia. 1047 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,995 There she is. 1048 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:19,898 [crowd booing] 1049 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,335 Now, hold on. 1050 00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:26,237 Now, I'm thankful for this-- this little lady, 1051 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,073 because this here girl, 1052 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:31,343 she don't mind reaching over across the bed at night 1053 00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:33,712 to find not a man... 1054 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,013 [scattered laughter] 1055 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:37,315 ...but a whimpering shell of a man. 1056 00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:39,050 [crowd shouting] 1057 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:42,087 [cheers and applause] 1058 00:43:46,358 --> 00:43:48,193 I'm sorry, Ace. Did you want the mic? 1059 00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,361 I'm all done. 1060 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,931 Well, one last thing, I guess. 1061 00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,166 We're over. 1062 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,634 [crowd] Ooh! 1063 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:57,969 I'm with Bobby now. 1064 00:43:58,003 --> 00:44:01,239 [cheers and applause] 1065 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:05,043 Let the night roar! 1066 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:08,079 [cheers and applause] 1067 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:16,054 Yeah, break another mic. Why not? 1068 00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,289 Hey, Thomas, when you grow up, do one thing for me. 1069 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,358 Don't become a fucking idiot like these guys. 1070 00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:22,327 -Got it. -Shit. 1071 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,097 [cheers and applause] 1072 00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:32,804 Get out of the ring now! 1073 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,042 She is off script. She never goes off script. 1074 00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:38,443 What did you say to her? 1075 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,045 [Ace] What the fuck is this shit, man? 1076 00:44:40,078 --> 00:44:41,913 Hey-hey, get to your corner. 1077 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:44,349 Stick with your spots. We'll deal with it later. 1078 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:46,284 I just told her she has talent 1079 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,686 and the world needs to see it. 1080 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,122 Thankfully, Debbie, we live in an age 1081 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:53,425 where all it takes to get a woman to act boldly 1082 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:56,127 is to tell her the time has come for change 1083 00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:58,163 and she's the one who should change it. 1084 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,232 [cheers and applause] 1085 00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:04,035 -[tense music plays] -[cheering fades out] 1086 00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:06,938 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,317 -[bell dings] -[crowd cheers] 1088 00:45:21,786 --> 00:45:24,222 Hey, too much movement. 1089 00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:29,327 Oh, Ace, easy! 1090 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,129 [all shouting] 1091 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,164 Ace! 1092 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:39,904 [Bobby Pin] It's too much 1093 00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:41,139 Hey, hey. 1094 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,175 Dude, take it easy, man. 1095 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,910 [Ace] Reverse. 1096 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,282 Let's go! Whoo! 1097 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,791 [fan] Yeah, buddy, that's it! 1098 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:04,329 [crowd booing] 1099 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:14,272 [crowd gasps] 1100 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,344 [cheers and applause] 1101 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,215 Whoo! 1102 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,186 Climb the cage. 1103 00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,188 Superplex. 1104 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:33,791 Ace, hey, hey, you never done that. 1105 00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:35,126 You never done that. 1106 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,427 What the... 1107 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,132 Bobby, come on! 1108 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:42,400 [Bobby] Hey, calm down. 1109 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:44,569 Ace, I haven't done this before, man. 1110 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,005 Don't be a fucking pussy. 1111 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:57,215 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1112 00:46:57,248 --> 00:46:59,050 You do not get to change things. 1113 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,955 [cheers and applause] 1114 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,959 [Bobby Pin] Ow, Ace! Ow! 1115 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,564 [Jack] Bobby, tap! 1116 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:15,133 Hey! 1117 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:18,136 Ace, that's really tight, man. It hurts, man. Ace! 1118 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,572 -Ace? -[Jack] Tap, tap, tap. 1119 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:22,273 Hey, Ace, what the fuck? 1120 00:47:23,575 --> 00:47:26,244 Ow! Ace! Don't do it, man! 1121 00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,913 -[bone cracks] -[Bobby Pin screams] 1122 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:31,583 [crowd shouting] 1123 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:34,385 [Bobby Pin groaning and screaming] 1124 00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:37,088 Shit. Hey. Now, now, now, now. 1125 00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:38,156 [all groan] 1126 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,424 That means he's really hurt. 1127 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:40,458 Stretcher, now. 1128 00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:43,261 [Bobby Pin groaning] 1129 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:46,097 [Jack] Stay there. Stay down. 1130 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:48,866 That's what happens when you mess with Ace Spade! 1131 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,869 [solemn music plays] 1132 00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:53,638 ♪ ♪ 1133 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,974 [Jack] We got it, dude. Breathe, breathe. 1134 00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:58,009 -[Bobby Pin shouts] -Lay down. 1135 00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,444 Come on. 1136 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:02,880 ♪ ♪ 1137 00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:04,015 Careful, now. 1138 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,117 [Jack murmuring indistinctly] 1139 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:08,152 [Bobby Pin groaning and panting] 1140 00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:11,489 It's gonna be okay. 1141 00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:13,491 [Bobby Pin] Ow! 1142 00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:16,661 ♪ ♪ 1143 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:19,998 [no audible dialogue] 1144 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:23,034 ♪ ♪ 1145 00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:55,066 Take deep breaths, my man. 1146 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,634 Here we go. All right. Slow it down here. 1147 00:48:56,668 --> 00:48:58,503 Slow it down. 1148 00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:00,405 Ambulance. It's bad. 1149 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,673 [Apocalypse] Bobby, we got you. 1150 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:03,541 [Bobby Pin] Hey, Jack. Jack. 1151 00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,176 I hope the people from the fair still like what we did, man. 1152 00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:06,611 -I'm really sorry, man. -[Jack] Hey, hey. 1153 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,446 Don't you worry. We gon' fix you right up. 1154 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:09,547 -Okay, man. -We're gonna fix you-- 1155 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,616 [Wild Bill] Oh, my Lord. 1156 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:15,086 I look around at the fear in your faces 1157 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,954 and I want y'all to know 1158 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:20,158 I, too, am horrified by what I seen here tonight. 1159 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:23,661 Injury so horrifying... 1160 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:27,231 ...yet so avoidable. 1161 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,599 -[cheers and applause] -[crowd murmurs] 1162 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:32,570 But apparently, that's what the DWL has become 1163 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,372 in King Spade's absence. 1164 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,240 Hey, Jack, take it easy, man. It's not worth it. 1165 00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,442 -Fuck! -Dad? 1166 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,643 [Wild Bill] As most of y'all know, 1167 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:40,745 recently, I parted ways 1168 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,014 with the Big Show up north. 1169 00:49:43,047 --> 00:49:46,050 [cheers and applause] 1170 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:51,055 Wanted to come home to Duffy and slow things down. 1171 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,990 [cheers and applause] 1172 00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:56,728 Enjoy the three Fs, as I like to call 'em-- 1173 00:49:56,761 --> 00:50:01,366 food, fishin', and fornicatin'. 1174 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,702 [cheers and applause] 1175 00:50:04,736 --> 00:50:08,106 But that was before I got a whiff 1176 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:11,109 of what the Spade boys been up to. 1177 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:14,212 Now, me and King Tom, we may have had our differences, 1178 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:18,583 but the one thing Tom always had was my respect. 1179 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,487 Now I see his boys, 1180 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,390 and they are making a mockery of his legacy, 1181 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:28,493 razing the house he built with his own two hands! 1182 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,095 [cheers and applause] 1183 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,499 A month ago, Jack here humiliated his brother 1184 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,033 in the ring. 1185 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:39,470 And now Ace has just injured 1186 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:42,106 and possibly ruined the career of a fellow wrestler. 1187 00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:44,475 -[crowd booing] -[Wild Bill] The DWL belt... 1188 00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:45,743 -Motherfucker. -[Wild Bill] ...Belongs 1189 00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:49,280 to neither of these boys! 1190 00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:51,716 They haven't earned it. 1191 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:53,418 They don't deserve it. 1192 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,453 It's time to right this ship. 1193 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:57,488 [cheers and applause] 1194 00:50:57,522 --> 00:50:59,190 Somebody get me the belt 1195 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:00,691 and get me a goddamn microphone! 1196 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,160 Someone's gotta do it 1197 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:06,230 and it might as well be Wild Bill Hancock! 1198 00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:08,800 [cheers and applause] 1199 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:13,404 And that's why I've decided to challenge Jack and Ace 1200 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:16,407 for the DWL Championship belt 1201 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,609 in a three-way ladder match. 1202 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,178 Come on! 1203 00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:23,214 [cheers and applause] 1204 00:51:29,353 --> 00:51:30,455 What you think, Jack? 1205 00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,190 You got something you want to say to me? 1206 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:34,392 Hey, Bill. You make me laugh. 1207 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,360 You came back here for your roots? 1208 00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:39,096 You came back here because the folks up north realized 1209 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,698 what I've known for a long time. 1210 00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:44,302 You're a drunken has-been who's got no place in that ring 1211 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,103 just like you got no place in mine. 1212 00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:49,140 Now, if you're gonna make me teach you that the hard way, 1213 00:51:49,173 --> 00:51:50,308 so be it. 1214 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:51,709 I'll give you your shot. 1215 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:55,379 We can go up in the ring. You can pretend like it's 1995. 1216 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,448 But you are not gonna walk out of there. 1217 00:51:57,482 --> 00:51:58,816 No, sir. 1218 00:51:58,850 --> 00:52:02,186 And if y'all want this belt on the line, then so be it. 1219 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:03,855 I'll put the belt on the line. 1220 00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:06,858 But you got no chance, none whatsoever, 1221 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,360 'cause this belt is staying right here 1222 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:10,828 in my hands! 1223 00:52:10,862 --> 00:52:13,865 [cheers and applause] 1224 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:22,440 [siren wailing] 1225 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,744 [soft music plays] 1226 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:29,780 ♪ ♪ 1227 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:23,734 [Ace] Jack. 1228 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,806 Hey, buddy, why don't you go to the gift shop? 1229 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:30,608 Get yourself a candy bar. 1230 00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:32,276 But Mom would be mad. 1231 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,511 I'll take care of your mom. 1232 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:34,545 Go on. 1233 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,218 -You just did the one thing-- -Hey, hey-- 1234 00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,653 You did the one thing that you cannot fucking do. 1235 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,488 It was an accident, Jack. 1236 00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,824 I swear to God it was an accident, okay? 1237 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:48,292 Bobby isn't experienced. 1238 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:49,961 I didn't want him to go in the ring so early. 1239 00:53:49,994 --> 00:53:51,362 -Shut up, Ace. -You know what? I had-- 1240 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:52,997 Shut the fuck up! Hey! 1241 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:57,702 You understand now why I made you a heel? 1242 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,437 'Cause you're a fucking piece of shit. 1243 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:00,504 Fuck you. 1244 00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:04,408 Jack. Jack! 1245 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:10,648 Thank you so much for coming out. 1246 00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:11,716 Yeah. 1247 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,451 Yeah, yeah, let me get you Jack. 1248 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:14,685 Hold on just a minute. 1249 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,393 It's Jack. 1250 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,495 Oh, hey there. 1251 00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:25,763 Oh, yeah, that's part of the fun. 1252 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:28,566 Audience never knows what's real. 1253 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:29,867 Bob--Bobby Pin does do a great job 1254 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,769 of selling the pain, that's for sure. 1255 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,473 Well, Wild- Wild Bill's a star for a reason. 1256 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:38,509 His uh, his persona is unique. 1257 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,948 All right, we'll uh, we'll touch base tomorrow. 1258 00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:45,583 Thank you. 1259 00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:51,656 Look, I know you got a lot on your plate, 1260 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,958 but your son's got no idea what the fuck is going on, 1261 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:55,559 and he's scared senseless. 1262 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,764 You don't talk to him soon, I'm calling Staci. 1263 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:00,898 Willie. 1264 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:06,704 We got the fair. 1265 00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:09,740 Okay. 1266 00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:12,743 [soft music plays] 1267 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:15,746 ♪ ♪ 1268 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:18,983 [singer] ♪ I feel good ♪ 1269 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,952 ♪ What about you? ♪ 1270 00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:24,722 ♪ I'm coming up ♪ 1271 00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:27,892 ♪ Can you feel it too? ♪ 1272 00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:30,661 ♪ I feel nice ♪ 1273 00:55:30,695 --> 00:55:33,831 ♪ The kind of nice That I like ♪ 1274 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:36,634 ♪ Feeling warmth ♪ 1275 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,804 ♪ Running deep inside me ♪ 1276 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:43,374 ♪ Well, I said three words That I meant ♪ 1277 00:55:43,407 --> 00:55:45,042 ♪ And I really meant 'em ♪ 1278 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,011 ♪ But ♪ 1279 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:49,680 ♪ No, I didn't mean to No, I ♪ 1280 00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:52,750 ♪ Didn't mean to Show you my true self ♪ 1281 00:55:52,783 --> 00:55:55,753 [rock music plays] 1282 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,755 ♪ ♪ 1283 00:55:57,788 --> 00:56:00,091 ♪ I'm feeling well ♪ 1284 00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:03,627 ♪ The kind of well That I want ♪ 1285 00:56:03,661 --> 00:56:06,063 ♪ All your love ♪ 1286 00:56:06,097 --> 00:56:09,100 ♪ Is coming over the fire ♪ 1287 00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:12,636 ♪ Well, I said three words That I meant ♪ 1288 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:15,840 ♪ And I really meant 'em but ♪ 1289 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:19,410 ♪ No, I didn't mean to No, I ♪ 1290 00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:22,413 ♪ Didn't mean to Show you my true self ♪ 1291 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,449 ♪ ♪