1 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,559 Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,144 Hey! 3 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,437 - You okay? - I sprained my ankle. 4 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,063 I left the DWL because no one really likes me. 5 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,481 I'm gone because any other promotion 6 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,816 would've run me out of town. 7 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,192 We're not any other promotion. 8 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,071 I'm sorry I put the DWL first. 9 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,532 I'm sorry I kept your son from you. 10 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,826 - Can I stay here? - Of course. 11 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,327 Uhh! Ahh! 12 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:36,746 Y'all got to watch this. 13 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,581 Shocking video has surfaced 14 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,541 of NFL linebacker Chris DeLeo 15 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:41,917 assaulting his wife. 16 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,794 This follows a disturbing trend 17 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,296 of athletes and domestic violence-- 18 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:47,131 We need a women's division. 19 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,799 We can't have Crystal getting beat on each week 20 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,885 by every man on our roster and vice versa, 21 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:51,886 she can't run through everyone. 22 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,721 It's a nice little story. 23 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,514 We've pulled it off this far, but it's not sustainable. 24 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,808 You help me restore my honor in the ring 25 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,812 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia 26 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,440 or I hit you back and take everything you got. 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,786 ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 28 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:20,790 ♪ The answer ♪ 29 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,336 ♪ I will ♪ 30 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 31 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,549 ♪ To find you ♪ 32 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,844 ♪ To find ♪ 33 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:37,014 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 34 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,683 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 35 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,354 ♪ All that you want ♪ 36 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,942 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 37 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,569 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 38 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,531 ♪ Won't be ♪ 39 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,408 ♪ Granted ♪ 40 00:01:56,534 --> 00:02:00,412 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 41 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:06,001 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 42 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:11,382 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 43 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:16,262 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 44 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,722 ♪ One ♪ 45 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,517 ♪ To one ♪ 46 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:24,395 ♪ What's love ♪ 47 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:30,401 ♪ In war? ♪ 48 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:51,088 ♪ When the sun arose ♪ 49 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,133 ♪ This morning ♪ 50 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,802 - ♪ God didn't smile ♪ - Hi. 51 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:57,761 ♪ He didn't smile on me ♪ 52 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:58,762 Hey. 53 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,267 ♪ I was all alone ♪ 54 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:04,435 ♪ I had no one... ♪ 55 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,729 You have time for lunch? 56 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:09,440 If that's some kind of metaphor, I'd love to say yes. 57 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:13,527 But I've got the county people coming by Leckie, 58 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,654 and then I got a meeting with Laurie about the Gully thing. 59 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,281 Don't worry, 60 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,949 initial consultation's free. 61 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,826 I'm not worried. 62 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,411 You decide what you're gonna do? 63 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,204 Willie thinks if I turn down Gully's offer, 64 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,457 I'll lose in court or we'll get tied up so long, 65 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:29,960 we go bankrupt. Bill kind of agrees. 66 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,463 - They're probably not wrong. - I know they're not wrong. 67 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,506 I just don't want them to be right. 68 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,636 What do you think? 69 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,471 Jack, 70 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,473 there's a time if you'd lost the DWL, 71 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,143 I wouldn't have minded, but it'd devastate you. 72 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,978 Also, we'd probably have to sell the house 73 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,647 end up living with your mother. 74 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:50,981 No, that's not-- that's not gonna happen. 75 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,107 I know. 76 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,612 Jack, I'm not trying to be a Pollyanna here, 77 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,783 but have you considered maybe just apologizing to Gully? 78 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,786 Man-to-man, saying, "Sorry I let things get out of hand. 79 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:07,498 Can we resolve this another way?" 80 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,543 Well, he's given no indication he's that kind of guy, 81 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,672 but yeah. I mean, man-to-man. 82 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,174 I should. That's elementary. 83 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:20,052 - Hmm. - Obvious. 84 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,055 And yet, I need you to point it out. 85 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:25,349 Thank you. 86 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,725 - Hmm? - Mm-hmm. 87 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,143 Mm-hmm. 88 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,066 I thought he was out back. 89 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,526 You didn't check? 90 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,361 I was a little focused on you. 91 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,154 It's so embarrassing. 92 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:43,867 Don't worry, I didn't overhear you two 93 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,412 not doing whatever it was you were doing. 94 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,871 Thought you'd gone out. 95 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,207 Where would I go? Piggly Wiggly? 96 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,542 Sit on the roof of the courthouse, 97 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:53,711 waving my arms for everybody to see? 98 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:54,962 I'm supposed to be a thousand miles away from here. 99 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,798 Brand-new life. 100 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,758 Didn't even make it to Louisiana. 101 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,096 I know you're trying to figure things out. 102 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,350 There is a place for you here. 103 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,061 The DWL was always supposed to be 104 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,896 the two of us working together. 105 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,149 Not according to Dad. 106 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,276 Well, I'm talking about us. 107 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,698 Wrestling'd just be getting on the same treadmill 108 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,533 that put me here. 109 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,745 Not if we really did things together this time. 110 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,748 The two of us. Even Steven. 111 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,126 You'd still be you. I'd still be me. 112 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,045 My whole life, I had dad's plan, 113 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,921 then I had your plan. 114 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,967 I need my own plan that puts wrestling behind me. 115 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,135 Okay. 116 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,264 What can I do to help? 117 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:50,267 I just-- 118 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,977 I just need to stay here a couple more days. 119 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,521 Okay. 120 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,782 Whoa. 121 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,033 Damn. 122 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,118 Holy shit! 123 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,425 She's muscular. 124 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,094 And fast. 125 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,054 And skilled. 126 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,851 Hey, I give up. I give up. I give up. 127 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,479 - That's right. - Oh. 128 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,689 You still got it, girl. 129 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,650 Really? It feels like you lost a step. 130 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:42,361 Feels less impressive. 131 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:45,489 Crystal, come on up. Meet Elle Dorado. 132 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,658 Mountain of pure gold. 133 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,493 - Real name's Tanya. - Hi. 134 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,328 Jack told me you needed somebody to wrestle this week, 135 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,080 so I made a phone call 136 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,291 and retained the services of this incomparable lady. 137 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,502 Welcome. Glad you're here. 138 00:06:58,669 --> 00:06:59,837 Let's get after it. 139 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,605 My bad. I won't throw the elbow so hard. 140 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,357 My grip wasn't solid. 141 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,567 Try not to snatch at Elle's wrist. 142 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,901 Let her come to you. 143 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,070 Maybe whip into a cross-body this time. 144 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,197 Okay. From the headlock? 145 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,241 - Yeah. - Okay. 146 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,798 All right, hey, no shame. No shame. 147 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,384 This y'all's first dance together. 148 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,094 Y'all want to try it without the whip? 149 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,889 If we can't land the spot now, how are we gonna land it 150 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,725 15 minutes into the match when we're both exhausted? 151 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,394 We could simplify. Go with the clothesline. 152 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,229 You nail me. I take the bump. 153 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,315 No, we- we don't need to simplify. 154 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,034 Hey, Elle's only here to put you over. 155 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,286 I can do the spot. 156 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:17,247 Just--same again. 157 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,384 Well look at that, he showed up. 158 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,061 I appreciate your willingness to find a way forward 159 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:42,940 without suing me, but a cross-promotional card 160 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:47,194 between the DWL and the FWD is a bad idea. 161 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,528 I think it's a good idea. 162 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,322 You have your brand of wresting, 163 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,824 and it's violent and it's transgressive 164 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,285 and it's a whole bunch of things that the DWL is not. 165 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,038 Your guys are smashing each other 166 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,958 with fluoro-tubes and barbed wire. 167 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,876 My guys... 168 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,796 they're focused on storytelling and character. 169 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,048 Yeah, I'm not asking you to cartwheel to the moon. 170 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,801 It's a onetime card. Your people versus my people. 171 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,344 Okay? We do a whole buildup 172 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,096 about the grudge between the two promotions. 173 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,848 I've already told you, the most viewed video 174 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,977 on our Instagram page is you punching me in the face. 175 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:24,106 So we have an obligation to follow through on that setup. 176 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,149 Yeah, it's just not that simple. 177 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,528 What's going on here, Jack? 178 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,697 I-I- I feel that olive branch tickling my taint. 179 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,782 Jack went to his lawyer 180 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,659 and Jack's lawyer said he wouldn't win in court. 181 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,328 And now he trying to wiggle out from under. 182 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,333 I know... 183 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,168 that I owe you an apology 184 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,587 for coming to your place and punching you. 185 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,720 - So I am sorry. - "I'm sorry. 186 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,180 I'm sorry." 187 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,683 People say those words like vocalizing that particular 188 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,227 string of vowels and consonants is all that matters. 189 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,812 "I'm sorry." 190 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,522 Wow, that changes everything. You punched me 191 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,358 on camera at my own promotion 192 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,485 in front of a crowd conditioned to shout, 193 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,529 "Gully is God", which means that you punched God. 194 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,448 Which kind of violates the whole 195 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,659 narrative character construction of God. 196 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:22,331 May I shuttle in some diplomacy in this bitch? 197 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,083 Jack, this is good business. 198 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,711 Now, I understand that you got some momentum, 199 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,297 but FWD has a bigger fanbase, bigger arena, 200 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,549 and bigger social media. 201 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,343 We giving you access to all of that. 202 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,886 Yeah, that's if there's a good story, 203 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,764 but if the rest of it sucks, nobody wins. 204 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,223 Jack, it's wrestling. It's not Faulkner. 205 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,558 Oh, well, he wants it to be. 206 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,061 I don't care, okay, Jack? 207 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,064 You've already admitted that I have you over a barrel. 208 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,232 Okay? Your punch means that I can file my lawsuit 209 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,859 and take your promotion at any time. 210 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,277 I don't want to do that, okay? 211 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,987 If you'd just do this cross-promotion, 212 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,323 the slate is wiped clean. 213 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,825 Your debt is paid. We can move on from each other. 214 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,411 There is only one goal here: 215 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,955 to turn your punch from a shoot into a work 216 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,707 so that my character is restored 217 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,084 to its rightful authority. 218 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,211 So that is what we are going to do. 219 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,550 Now, I will leave it to you two professionals 220 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,135 to work out the details. 221 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,304 My daughter just won an academic scholarship 222 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,599 to Notre Dame, so I promised her we'd go get sushi. 223 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,102 There's a sentence my parents never said. 224 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,355 Put dinner on my tab. 225 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,027 I can't believe you fuckin' work with that guy. 226 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,405 Ah, men with big egos don't scare me. 227 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,115 I worked with you. 228 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,117 Look, if we're gonna do this, we need-- 229 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,411 We're doing this. 230 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,954 I don't know what the story is. 231 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,956 Sure you do. You practically wrote it 232 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,958 longhand while you was bitching to Gully. 233 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,918 It's a brand war. 234 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,628 Your style versus Gully's style. 235 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,255 He's your villain, you're his, 236 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,506 and the fans get to pick sides. 237 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,508 And you get to yell out 238 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,927 all the nasty shit you feel about Dystopia out loud. 239 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,680 Yeah, but who wins? 240 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,850 To be determined. Uh, probably a split decision. 241 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,852 Something that everyone can go home happy. 242 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,520 It's not gonna pop. 243 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,814 Because we both gonna be yelling into the void. 244 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,983 Our fans are only going to hear our side 245 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,110 and your people are only gonna hear yours. 246 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,653 You're right. 247 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,322 That's why I'm coming in as FWD's ambassador-- 248 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,784 the voice of the enemy inside DWL. 249 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,327 How'd I know you were gonna give yourself 250 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,829 a starring role in all this? 251 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:29,166 I knew y'all wouldn't gonna give me one. 252 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,586 It's a every-man-for-hisself type of world. 253 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,421 Yo, I did one of those, 254 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,381 you know, online master classes with one of them, 255 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,634 you know, action directors from, you know, 256 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,470 the action movies and shit. And he was saying if you really 257 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,932 wanna convey pain, you gotta set it up with want and need. 258 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,017 And so, yeah, I was thinking want and needs 259 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,645 got to go more into the stories, you know? 260 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,522 Yeah, Diego, trying to follow your train of thought 261 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,981 is like trying to fuck a kangaroo 262 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,067 in the cone of a tornado. 263 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,735 Huh. 264 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,238 Uh, did you call Man-Beast Magoo about 265 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,406 doing the podcast while we're at the convention? 266 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,700 Alvin? No. 267 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,119 But he doesn't commit to anything till last minute. 268 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,747 It's gonna be so cool. When I was a kid in Miami, 269 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,583 I saw him eat the stuffing out of all four turnbuckles. 270 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,669 What you didn't see was him backstage 271 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,337 barfing those turnbuckles back up. 272 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,756 - No way. - That shit's not gonna digest. 273 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,925 I was looking at 274 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,969 the Super-Fan website... 275 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,513 It said the Texas Slinger was gonna be at the convention too. 276 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,265 - Jimmy-John? - Uh-huh. 277 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,141 Yeah, if he's sober, we'll get him for the podcast. 278 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,602 Man, I love that old promo where he smashed you 279 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,979 with the guitar. 280 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,481 Man, I'll bet you guys had some times. 281 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,484 Yeah, and I remember 'em all. Sorta. 282 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,117 Wow! 283 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,953 I totally used to want one of these. 284 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,288 You could never find them. 285 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,706 Distribution problem. 286 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,499 They only pushed certain parts of the line. 287 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,334 Hey, you're not gonna be 288 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,295 some gushing fanboy all day, are you? 289 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,297 - No. I-- - Because this is work. 290 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,382 Mistake most wrestlers make 291 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,260 is they treat these conventions as a ego stroke. 292 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,013 The status of my ego is irrelevant. 293 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,639 The goal for the day is 294 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,308 the cathartic validation of the fan. 295 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,476 The happier the fan, the more money they spend, 296 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,103 of which I get a defined percentage. 297 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,813 Fifty percent of autographs, 298 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,649 100% of all personalized merchandise. 299 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,320 Ooh. Can I have one of these too? 300 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,840 I passed out on the floor 301 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,258 and you left me down here all night? 302 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,427 Yup. 303 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,555 Good. Don't ever pick me up 304 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,600 if I'm on the floor. 305 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,894 I deserve it. 306 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,191 Oh, I think I might throw up. 307 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,610 You already did. All over the bathroom. 308 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,028 Oh, God, I'll clean it. 309 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,197 Yes, you will. 310 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,532 I'll tell Robin you're sleeping in. 311 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,915 Hey, Staci, I hate to ask you, but Willie's AWOL. 312 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,209 Could you... could you handle the beer delivery? 313 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,919 Yeah, I can do it. 314 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,420 I'd reschedule, but I gotta shoot an offsite, 315 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,047 or we'll be dry this week. 316 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,382 I'm happy to help. I just have to get Thomas 317 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,050 to his appointment at the therapist. 318 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,259 Hey, why don't you have Thomas 319 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,886 hang with Ace after school. 320 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,471 It'd be good for both of them. Get Ace out the garage. 321 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,473 Good idea. See you soon. 322 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,226 So my tooth hits this girl right in the skull. 323 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,435 Got your speech? 324 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,064 I'm not making a speech. 325 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,732 Yeah, Jack's gonna let you make a speech. 326 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,109 It's your picture on the wall. 327 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,236 He's forcing you to surrender the belt. 328 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,280 The national call to action on domestic violence 329 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:33,076 is forcing me to surrender the belt, not Jack. 330 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,166 Hey, everybody, gather around. 331 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,710 Come on now. 332 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,757 For as long as there has been a DWL, 333 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,469 photos of our champions have lined this wall 334 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,972 whether they held the belt for a couple of years, 335 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,890 a few months, or just a few days. 336 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,811 Crystal Tyler, 337 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,647 you deserve to be up here. 338 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,607 Congratulations. 339 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,443 - Good work. - Thank you. 340 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,570 Forgot my fancy dress. 341 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,030 Okay, now, uh, 342 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,034 I can spend a lot of time explaining why, but, uh... 343 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,661 I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 344 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,914 The DWL and Florida Wrestling Dystopia 345 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,792 are going to be doing a cross- promotional card next month. 346 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,627 Oh, criminy Dutch. 347 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,963 Oh, come on, Jack. Really? 348 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,173 I know. I get it. 349 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,633 Gully's a fucking cunt. 350 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,845 Good God, Jim. What's gotten into you? 351 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,514 Can't go just droppin' hard Cs with women present. 352 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,434 No, it-it's okay, Ricky. I agree with Jim. 353 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,895 I don't know the guy, but I'll take your word for it. 354 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,813 I know it's not the easiest fit. 355 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,192 Okay? But Dystopia, they got a bigger fanbase, 356 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,651 they got more resources, 357 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:52,822 and we are going to tap into all of that. 358 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,159 So from here on out is all hands on deck. 359 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,870 Jim, Bobby, Ricky-- get in your gear. 360 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,498 Thirty minutes outside, we're gonna shoot an offsite. 361 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,209 Okay? We're gonna kick off this storyline just right. 362 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,797 That-that's it. T-that's all. 363 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,591 To-Tobar, hey. Hey. 364 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,134 Hey, Jack, real quick. 365 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,844 You said all hands on deck. This here Tobar. 366 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,304 He working on an Olivia Newton-John 367 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,139 "Let's Get Physical" type thing. 368 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,099 Might be something you're interested in for the offsite. 369 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,311 Right. No. Okay. Better luck next time, kid. 370 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,354 Let's go. 371 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,563 Dust off that Dracula, a'ight? 372 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,857 So... you need me for the offsite? 373 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,360 I need you here. I want you to work with Elle. 374 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,028 We're breaking out the new women's belt. 375 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,446 I want your match to pop. 376 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,949 It will. Elle's a pro. 377 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,534 So are you. 378 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,661 Things goes well, we'll bring her back here, 379 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,914 we'll build her up into a real rival for you. 380 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,925 You get the 5% off sexy discount inside. 381 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,226 Well, all right. 382 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,561 I thought they'd have bigger signs 383 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,646 and, like, those velvet ropes. 384 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,273 Well, 385 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,774 you get what you get at these things. 386 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,943 Still it should garner solid foot traffic 387 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,570 along the edge between pretzels and the restrooms. 388 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,154 Let's set up shop. 389 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:24,497 ♪ I'm gonna need Someone to help me ♪ 390 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,877 ♪ I'm gonna need Somebody's hand ♪ 391 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,254 ♪ I'm gonna need someone ♪ 392 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,256 - ♪ To hold me down ♪ - Enjoy. 393 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:37,844 ♪ I'm gonna need someone to care ♪ 394 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,596 - ♪ I'm gonna ride ♪ - Wow. 395 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,806 ♪ And shake my body ♪ 396 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:46,269 ♪ I start pulling out My hair ♪ 397 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:50,648 ♪ I'm gonna cover myself With the ashes of you ♪ 398 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,109 ♪ And nobody's gonna Give a damn ♪ 399 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,028 Give me this. Whoo. 400 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,280 ♪ Son of a bitch ♪ 401 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,616 ♪ Give me a drink ♪ 402 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,284 ♪ One more night ♪ 403 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,661 ♪ This can't be me ♪ 404 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,787 ♪ Son of a bitch ♪ 405 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,332 ♪ If I can't get clean ♪ 406 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,917 Who's next? Oh, my. 407 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,130 Bottoms up. 408 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,007 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 409 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,384 ♪ Whoa ♪ 410 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,720 ♪ Whoa ♪ 411 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,264 Hey, Dad, let's roll one. 412 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,724 You got it. 413 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,146 I have never been a gentle man. 414 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,025 I never been a gentleman either. 415 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,153 I'm a bad guy, 416 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,489 but I'm your bad guy. 417 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,993 I know what you know. 418 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,164 I know who's winning in this country 419 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,458 and who's taking a beat down. 420 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:54,003 So when Charlie Gully and his team of corporate lawyers 421 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,880 threaten me with a lawsuit 422 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,008 trying to destroy my family business, 423 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,803 I said, "Hell no." 424 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,681 See, we live in a world where the haves think they can 425 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,724 take what they want and the rest of us, 426 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,434 well, we'll just be overjoyed 427 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,769 with the crumbs that fall off the table. 428 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,147 To that I say, "Hell no." 429 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,650 Hell no to frauds like Charlie Gully 430 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,694 and his Dystopia Wrestling. 431 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,864 This a man who calls himself God. 432 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,033 There's only one God. 433 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,868 So I'm here to challenge you 434 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,870 to settle this beef in the ring. 435 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,872 One night, 436 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,749 one card, 437 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,002 your best versus my best. 438 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,837 Because these men behind me, 439 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,215 they are an army representing all of our fans. 440 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:42,802 An army of pissed off, fed up Americans 441 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,138 who've had enough of the Charlie Gullys in this world 442 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,724 and have said, "Hell no." 443 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:50,727 And when we're done, I'm gonna crack a beer 444 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,770 and we're gonna light up some fireworks. 445 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,318 Fellas, 446 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,240 I thought we checked those. 447 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,742 That's fine. It's fine. 448 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,577 We'll just massage it in post. 449 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,748 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 450 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:12,957 That shit was Biblical. 451 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,001 It was the truth. 452 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,753 Well, you be sure to write me some equally Biblical truth 453 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,421 for me to spit in my promo Saturday. 454 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,798 I'll fucking write you something. 455 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,258 Something good. 456 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:25,094 Don't be stingy with your talent. 457 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,681 The better I look, the better you look for taking me on. 458 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,184 What's goin' on fellas? 459 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,897 I got to say, your speech on circumcision really touched me. 460 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:39,484 Like you, I was mangled in the name of genital hygiene. 461 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,153 Glad I could make you feel not so alone. 462 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,530 I'd love to get a pic side by side, 463 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,282 both our junk hanging free. 464 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,951 Might trigger a few folks, 465 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,745 and I'd hate for you to feel less than, 466 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,663 seeing yours next to mine. 467 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,165 Oh, no, my wang's huge. 468 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,958 Meet me in the men's room. I'll show you. 469 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,422 - No? - Yep. 470 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,133 My balls are pretty big too. 471 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,891 Oh, my God. 472 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,977 Oh, hey, it's Man-Beast and Slinger. 473 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,813 Grab your camera. This'll be a good video clip. 474 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:17,814 Yeah. 475 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,652 Holy shit. 476 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,362 What the hell are you two wearing? 477 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,072 Good to see you, too, Sport-o. 478 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,532 No, I'm serious. You look like 479 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,367 you lost all your clothes in a house fire 480 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:31,661 and picked those ones out of a dumpster behind Kmart. 481 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,663 Not all of us has got the guts to go around 482 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,581 muffin topping out of stinky old leathers. 483 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,000 I'll have you know these pants fit just as good 484 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,836 as the day you dislocated my shoulder. 485 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,130 Your waist does look about the same, but... 486 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:45,716 your inseam seems to have shrunk a few inches. 487 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:51,305 Hey. 488 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,685 No, uh, seriously. Alvin, you're the Man-Beast. 489 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:56,978 Where's your gear? 490 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,021 No one wants to see me in my gear. 491 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:03,192 I only come to these things to help out Jimmy-John. 492 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,944 What's wrong with him? 493 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:08,364 Left it all in the ring. 494 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,408 As a man should. 495 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:11,909 I bring him here, he makes some cash, 496 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,327 it helps him cover his bills 497 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,204 when he remembers he's got bills. 498 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,541 I wish I could forget a few of my bills. 499 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,042 Is that your way of saying 500 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,544 you ain't picking up the check at dinner? 501 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:24,630 Oh, like you never stuck me with a check. 502 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,967 Toledo, Tacoma, Tucson, Tulsa-- 503 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,594 and that's just the Ts. 504 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,222 Oh! 505 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,515 What are you looking at? 506 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:35,933 Hey, I got to say. 507 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,351 I been a huge fan for a long time. 508 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,270 I work with Bill at the DWL. 509 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,314 I'm a wrestler. 510 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,316 Anyone here recognize you? 511 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,110 No, I wrestle in a mask, you know? 512 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,571 Well, lucky you. 513 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,908 Harder to make money, but less hassle. 514 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,454 Hey, you- you want a T-shirt or a button? 515 00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,956 I mean, I'm- I'm sure Bill'd let you have whatever you want. 516 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,086 I like pepperoni. 517 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:08,424 Got to get Jimmy-John to his table. 518 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,468 Dinner, 8:00. We'll have a drink before. 519 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:11,761 We'll have five before, 520 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,262 three during, and two after. 521 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,889 And I'm gonna record you for my podcast. 522 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,474 Whatever you need, Sport-o. 523 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,018 Don't call me Sport-o. I hate fucking Sport-o. 524 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,271 Okay, Sport-o. 525 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,277 You get enough for us to post a clip? 526 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,946 Mm-hmm. 527 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,447 Just make sure you cut out all that Sport-o crap. 528 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,616 I hate that shit. 529 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:45,253 I can't seem to find where it lists the total number of kegs. 530 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,838 Oh, um, first column at the bottom. Total. 531 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:48,839 Right. 532 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,262 Willie around? 533 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,222 Not at the moment. Can I help you? 534 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,308 Not if you can't find Willie. 535 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,977 You sure she's not around? 536 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,271 I'm so sorry, she's not. 537 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,064 She leave anything for me? 538 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,149 If you tell me your name, I could check her office. 539 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,110 Would it be, like, an envelope or? 540 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,488 You Jack's wife? 541 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:13,739 I am. Have we met? I'm Staci. 542 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,491 Nice to meet you, Staci. 543 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,327 I guess, Willie must've confused the dates. 544 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,787 Never you mind. 545 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,163 You have a nice day now. 546 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,582 - Thanks. You too. - Mm-hmm. 547 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,509 Let's make this quick, little man. 548 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,177 In and out, and get us back to the garage and the Xbox. 549 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:36,679 Okay. 550 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,472 What flavor we getting? Red or blue? 551 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,099 If I get blue, Mom will see my lips 552 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,685 and know we got slushies. 553 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,603 Well, if you're worried, we don't got to get them. 554 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,856 No, I'll just get red. 555 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,357 You know, red's not invisible. 556 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:54,864 Hey, careful with that. 557 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:55,906 Sorry. 558 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,369 It's okay. It's just... 559 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,412 old. 560 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,210 Hey, don't spill it. 561 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,171 Hey, grow up. 562 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,555 If you wanna go talk to her, 563 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:21,599 I can wait in the car while you pay. 564 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,351 You don't got to wait in the car. 565 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,478 I'll wait in the car. 566 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:34,695 Hey. 567 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:37,740 Ace, hey. 568 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,617 Uh, I didn't know you were back. 569 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,911 When-when did you get back? 570 00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,413 Uh, just a couple days. 571 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,082 Oh. 572 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:48,000 Jack didn't say anything. 573 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,669 So, uh, where'd you go? 574 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,422 Took the long way around to nowhere. 575 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,882 Fell off a cliff. 576 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,428 I saw the video of, uh, you and Jack's match. 577 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,263 Killer. 578 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,599 Yeah. Now I just gotta figure out how to do it every week 579 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:07,520 against women who are bigger and stronger and... 580 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,271 more experienced, so... 581 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,273 Experience is overrated. 582 00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,983 I just got a whole bunch of it, 583 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,945 and it didn't leave me any better off. 584 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,030 No, Jack will take care of you. 585 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,324 He knows what he's got. 586 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:25,454 I don't know, this... this vet he had Ricky bring in, 587 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,623 she's only here for the week, but... 588 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,625 she's, uh, she's good. 589 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,377 You're good. 590 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,629 I have my strengths. 591 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,089 We'll see if they're enough. 592 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,590 Come on. I'll ring you up. 593 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,138 You should call Big Jim and the guys. 594 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,056 I'm sure they'd all love to see you. 595 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,644 I don't really want anyone knowing I'm back. 596 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,938 Uh, do me a favor. Don't say anything. 597 00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:54,567 Yeah, if that's what you want. 598 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:59,572 Jack said, uh, you and Bobby... 599 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,450 Yeah. We are. 600 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,537 Good. 601 00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:08,080 He's a good dude. 602 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,874 You deserve a good dude. 603 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,502 Uh... 604 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,131 Keep the change. 605 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,640 Thomas. 606 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:30,853 Thomas. 607 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,188 Thomas! 608 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,277 What's wrong, buddy? 609 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,113 I'm sorry. 610 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,658 I dropped it, and a car dragged it out there. 611 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,303 I'm sorry, uncle Ace. 612 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,063 It's all right, buddy. 613 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,942 It's just a prop. 614 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,735 It's Granddad's crown. 615 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,695 No one will even miss it. 616 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,572 Please don't tell Dad. 617 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:26,951 Your dad won't care. He never liked it. 618 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,953 I used to think it looked important, 619 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:32,081 but your dad, he was smart. 620 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,792 He knew it was just... 621 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,043 Fabric and plastic. 622 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:41,048 Come on. Let's go home bud. 623 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,514 Did Granddad ever wrestle with you? 624 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:49,974 No. 625 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:51,809 Did he wrestle with my dad? 626 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,269 They'd wrestle, 627 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,229 but Granddad didn't like putting people over. 628 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,565 He liked being the winner. 629 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,025 Uh, when you put someone over, it means you get pinned. 630 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,278 The funny thing is when you do put someone over 631 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,613 and you're laying there on your back looking up, 632 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,615 half the cheers are really for you. 633 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,618 So it's not so bad. 634 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:12,538 When are you gonna get back to wrestling? 635 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,331 When you gonna start wrestling? 636 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,833 I don't think Dad wants me to wrestle. 637 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,960 He says I'm too small. 638 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:21,547 For now, but wrestling ain't about size. 639 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:23,090 You and I could wrestle. 640 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:26,135 I'm serious. 641 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,345 Come on. Get up. 642 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:31,765 All right, grab my hands. 643 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:32,975 Ooh, that's right. 644 00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:35,311 Damn, you're strong! 645 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,896 Ah... ahh! All right, now, sling me. 646 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,692 Ohh! Ah... 647 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:47,197 Kid's got moves. You got moves, huh? 648 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,407 All right. 649 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:49,700 - Hey! - Where you going, huh? 650 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,160 Where you going? That's right, circle up. 651 00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:53,996 Circle up now. Oh, all right. Lock up. 652 00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:58,746 With the kids out of the house, 653 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,456 Cindy finished her degree, 654 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,666 and I took over running the Froyo shops, 655 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:05,210 which isn't hard if you hire the right managers. 656 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,546 So it's mostly me and the dogs 657 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:11,258 and a stack of books on medieval history. 658 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,802 Is this what you want, Bill? 659 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,846 I was hoping for something a little more colorful, 660 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,473 - but we can edit it. - Yeah. 661 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:18,807 What about the old guard? 662 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,809 Jeff, Jake, Sammy. 663 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,019 Y'all still get rowdy? 664 00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,896 Not really. 665 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,857 Jeff's up in Minnesota. Bad hips, bad knees. 666 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,026 Saw Jake and Sammy at Duke's funeral. 667 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:31,153 Duke was a wild man. 668 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:33,947 That show y'all put on at the Pond was a all-timer. 669 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:35,783 Glad it was memorable. 670 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,327 I was concussed, so the whole match is kind of a blank. 671 00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:40,496 Didn't stop you from drinking 13 beers 672 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,498 in the locker room. 673 00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,875 Again, concussed. 674 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,919 We kept track with a Sharpie on our necks. 675 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,171 I won with 17. 676 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,173 When you're young, you can do these things. 677 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,717 It was an amazing match. I have it on VHS. 678 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,260 I'm happy to loan it to you. 679 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,554 I'll take your word for it. 680 00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,848 What about Sammy and Jake? You remember the night 681 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,518 the four of us hit the dance club outside Raleigh? 682 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:04,394 Sammy and Jake get into a fistfight 683 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,939 over these identical twins and you say, 684 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,608 "Why are you fighting when you can't even tell them apart?" 685 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,029 I think that was your line, Bill. 686 00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:17,324 Well, it was a good line. 687 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:19,701 Sammy and I, we trade emails. 688 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,495 He's been sober a couple of years. 689 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:24,289 Jake's kinda down and out. 690 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,958 Fused the vertebrae in his neck 691 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,252 and never got off the pills. 692 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:29,837 And what about you? 693 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,880 You keep in touch with Oppy or Mike 694 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,715 or anyone from the show up north? 695 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,009 Nah. When I had my troubles, they all turned their back, 696 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,719 so fuck 'em. 697 00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:39,221 They're good guys at heart. 698 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:41,098 It's the nature of the business. 699 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,392 The business to them. 700 00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:45,561 My life, to me. 701 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,646 And that is why you made it to the top. 702 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,690 Now, I loved wrestling, 703 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,900 but when the pain got too much, 704 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,278 I made sure there was something else in my life. 705 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:57,114 But you, you- you took whatever 706 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,075 part of you existed outside of your gimmick 707 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,744 and you carved it out with a spoon. 708 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,329 Because I had balls. 709 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,747 Hundred percent, 710 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,457 and the proof's that you're still at it. 711 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,877 Me, I was happy taking 712 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,546 Man-Beast off and on like a cape. 713 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,732 You want me to stop recording? 714 00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:34,067 No, it's fine. We'll pick it up from here. 715 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:38,238 Counting in three, two, one. 716 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,783 So, Alvin, what you're telling me is 717 00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:43,744 when your knees started to hurt, 718 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:47,247 you turned into a giant pussy who likes dogs and Froyo, 719 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:50,417 or do I have that incorrect somehow? 720 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,464 Is this a bit, Sport-o? 721 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,424 Honest question. 722 00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,092 'Cause if you want to do a bit... 723 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,219 I want an answer. 724 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:10,312 I'm a happy man, Sport-o. 725 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,816 Most of our generation are crippled, broken, or dead. 726 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:18,320 One way or another, we were all addicted. 727 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,657 The crowd, the adrenaline, 728 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,451 standing in the center of that ring. 729 00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:27,079 So when I see you still clawing away 730 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,582 on that same, damn hill, I understand. 731 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,962 And I cheer for you, 732 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:37,631 but I don't wish I was you. 733 00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:45,514 I'm gonna hit the salad bar. Anybody want anything? 734 00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,265 Croutons. 735 00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:56,400 Turn the recorder off. 736 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,029 - Get me another two of these. - Waiter should be coming by. 737 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,906 I don't want to wait for the waiter. 738 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,701 Just go to the bar and get me two goddamn martinis. 739 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,745 Sure. Whatever the fuck you say. 740 00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:12,708 You gonna drink your martini? 741 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,751 Yeah. 742 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,170 You got a time table on that? 743 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,673 When I'm thirsty. 744 00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:29,182 Whoo. 745 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,268 So there is some fight left in you. 746 00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,899 And I ain't just 747 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:40,485 clawin' away. 748 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,571 I got plans 749 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:45,532 to make it all the way back to big show. 750 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,326 If you say. 751 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,620 I do. I say. 752 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:55,125 What the fuck? 753 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,255 Lookee here. My drink just arrived. 754 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,051 What you gonna do about that? 755 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:08,013 I always like seeing you, Bill. 756 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,446 A flamin' disgrace. The both of them. 757 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:26,531 At least Jimmy-John can blame it 758 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,035 on his smashed eggplant brain, but Alvin? 759 00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:32,245 He just got off the damn horse. 760 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,957 It's easy to get off the horse. Anyone can get off the horse. 761 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,876 I ain't getting off the damn horse. 762 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:41,630 So should I get these in a go cup or... 763 00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:44,299 Everything in life 764 00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:45,592 is a choice. 765 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:50,138 Flossing your teeth is a choice. 766 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:53,141 And if my only choice is to turn into... 767 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,267 or... 768 00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,481 I still ain't getting off 769 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:00,982 the damn horse! 770 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,492 Shit. 771 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,290 Ready to go? 772 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:18,959 Mm. Let me finish my cheap calories 773 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,752 and find some ibuprofen. 774 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,260 You okay if I borrow, like, a half dozen? 775 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,263 Yeah, take a couple for now, a couple for later. 776 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,347 They're all for now. 777 00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:40,313 Does a number on my stomach, 778 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,524 but keeps me in the ring and out of surgery. 779 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:44,401 Is your knee that bad? 780 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:47,237 Knee, shoulder, back. 781 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,281 Road dogging town to town doesn't help. 782 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,117 Have you tried CBD? 783 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,994 I've tried everything short of heroin. 784 00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:58,123 Acupuncture works best, but who can afford it? 785 00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,375 I get that. 786 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:03,461 I had health insurance once. 787 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,256 I managed to hang onto that for, like, two whole years. 788 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:08,800 Had an apartment, a ficus. 789 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,051 And like most places, 790 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:11,970 they only carry two or three women, 791 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,556 so they run out of stories and combinations pretty quick, 792 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:17,225 then it's off down the road. 793 00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:20,061 Well, let's run it 794 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,314 forwards and backwards until it pops. 795 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,073 Well, it's a promo. 796 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,076 It's a heel promo. You're playing the heel. 797 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:36,494 I mean, I cou-I could dress this up, 798 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,330 but you're not exactly playing fair. 799 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,873 You standing on your tank, 800 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,750 fighting for the soul of America. 801 00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:44,252 This? This- this might as well be "See Spot Run." 802 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,379 I don't want to write for you at all. 803 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:47,923 I'm only doing it 'cause I have to. 804 00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:49,966 Oh, poor Jack. 805 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,760 The only one in life forced to do shit 806 00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,637 that he don't want to do. 807 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,306 Gully put a gun to my head. Do you expect me to like it? 808 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,187 You think I wanted to leave DWL? 809 00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:04,689 You leaving was your choice. 810 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,067 You didn't have to leave. 811 00:42:07,234 --> 00:42:08,610 Didn't I? 812 00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:11,446 It was a smart move. Got me a belt. 813 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:14,449 I got champ on all of my merch. 814 00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,785 What? You think I didn't have to pay a price. 815 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:19,663 You know what? 816 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,539 You're Yertle, Jack. 817 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:24,084 - The turtle? - King Turtle. 818 00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:28,296 Sitting on a throne held up by a stack of other turtles, 819 00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,298 but instead of realizing that he's standing on the back 820 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,968 of 157 people, 821 00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:34,678 he's pissed 'cause there's still birds 822 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,304 and shit still higher up. 823 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:38,056 The promo's the promo. 824 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,516 You polish it up if you want to. 825 00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:43,603 It's your ring, Jack. 826 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:47,816 As this footage goes... 827 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,028 ...we haven't seen it. A few seconds later... 828 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,498 I got this idea. 829 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:07,294 It may be stupid and childish, but childish is my specialty. 830 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,673 I could use some help. 831 00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:58,386 Hey. 832 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,265 Did I miss something? 833 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,309 Ace was here. 834 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:09,773 Oh, I didn't know he was back. 835 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,941 He doesn't want anyone to know. 836 00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:15,278 Is it like a-a big deal? 837 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,739 For him... 838 00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:21,785 but not for us. 839 00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:42,597 ♪ The old white lightning ♪ 840 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,724 ♪ Can't set me off ♪ 841 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,685 Heard what you said. Wrote you some new stuff. 842 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,566 It's a lot. 843 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,277 ♪ Yeah, cut me off ♪ 844 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,822 ♪ Get on your horse, boys ♪ 845 00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:01,491 ♪ Said adios ♪ 846 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:04,452 ♪ To the hey, hey, hey ♪ 847 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,538 Hey. 848 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,123 How was the convention? 849 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,542 Great. Diego got to meet his heroes, 850 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,795 got stuff for the podcast, satisfied the fans, 851 00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:15,839 then went out and satisfied our thirst. 852 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,966 Must've been nice to see some of your old crew, hmm? 853 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,300 Yeah, you know? 854 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,219 Hey. Uh, 855 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,888 I was thinking maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing 856 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:27,308 to get myself an apartment. The motel is depressing. 857 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:30,019 Maybe you can point me in the right direction. 858 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,896 Yeah, let me think on it. 859 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,106 It won't be long-term. 860 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,818 I been coming to matches 861 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:38,987 for over two decades here at the Duffy Dome. 862 00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:41,322 I've seen a lot of great matches, 863 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,492 but few with the combination of inspiration 864 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:47,662 and ingenuity as Crystal's defeating 865 00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:49,956 Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 866 00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:56,546 For that reason, 867 00:45:56,713 --> 00:46:00,884 a new era has been initiated here at the DWL. 868 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,969 Where women and men, boys and girls, 869 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:06,055 will spend awe-filled evenings enjoying 870 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,183 our new women's division. 871 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:18,693 All hail our inaugural woman's champion, 872 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,153 Crystal Tyler. 873 00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:32,707 Whoo. 874 00:46:50,517 --> 00:46:52,435 All right, here we go. 875 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:54,562 And we're off here 876 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,898 at the inaugural match of the DWL women's league 877 00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:59,776 with special guest commentator Wild Bill Hancock 878 00:46:59,943 --> 00:47:01,069 at the table with us tonight. 879 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,947 Like a Florida State defensive back there. 880 00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,243 Elle Dorado teaching Crystal Tyler 881 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,745 what it's like to be a real pro. 882 00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,497 Oh... oh, that's... 883 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,457 that's another region there. That's not right. 884 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,545 - Watch out. Oh! - There you go. 885 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,004 That's exactly the kind of dirty stuff 886 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:21,965 I'd expect from her. 887 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,260 That's not dirty, Bill. 888 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:26,970 That's just good old fashioned wrestling. 889 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,972 She does know how to work the legs. 890 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:30,431 I've never seen a wrestler use their legs this much. 891 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:31,724 Oh ooh hoo hoo! 892 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,353 Old Denny there with the slow count. 893 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,606 She's got her by the ears. 894 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:41,442 Right into the turnbuckle. 895 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,405 She got a face full of foot there. 896 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:49,325 Here she comes. 897 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:51,661 Oh! 898 00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:54,414 Welcome to Elle Dorado's elbow, Crystal Tyler. 899 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,666 That's gotta hurt. She's in trouble now. 900 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:58,585 Got a little bit of taunting going on here. 901 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:00,336 Welcome to planet Earth, Crystal Tyler. 902 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:01,462 Don't count her out yet. 903 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:02,297 Come on, Elle. 904 00:48:03,423 --> 00:48:04,340 Suplex. 905 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:05,425 Oh, no. 906 00:48:05,592 --> 00:48:06,843 Come on, Elle. 907 00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:08,469 Tyler reversed it. 908 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,346 That's gonna be lifetime of back pain. 909 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,015 She's got her by the ears again. 910 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,808 I like that. 911 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:16,060 - Claw her. - Rip her face off. 912 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:18,896 Come on, Crystal. 913 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:20,648 Oh, right down on the back of her head. 914 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,108 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 915 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:24,277 That's got to hurt. 916 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,655 She goes for one, two, three. 917 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,449 There we are. 918 00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:31,326 Crystal Tyler, ladies and gentlemen. I don't believe it. 919 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:32,952 Well, of course she won, Bill. 920 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:34,537 She beat the hell out of you. 921 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,914 I protested that result Eddie. 922 00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:40,460 Crystal! Crystal! 923 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:42,003 Crystal Tyler. 924 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:43,921 Still undefeated. 925 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,673 There's a spill right in front of the merch table. 926 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,550 Can you please clean it up? Thank you. 927 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:57,226 Night's going well. 928 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:58,561 Seems like. 929 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:22,335 All right, now. 930 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:26,339 It's time for tonight's tag team main event, 931 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:29,842 sponsored by Eddie Earl's Title Pawn. 932 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:33,805 When you're needy, we're not greedy. 933 00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,265 Oh yeah! 934 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:42,230 Rooster Robbins? The defector! 935 00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:43,815 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 936 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,900 You all know the routine. 937 00:49:46,067 --> 00:49:48,069 I'm the SOB that left town, 938 00:49:48,236 --> 00:49:50,738 and you're the yokels here to boo me. 939 00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:54,283 But what did I do? 940 00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:55,952 Other than realize if I wanted 941 00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:57,412 to make something out of myself, 942 00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:59,747 that I had to do something 943 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,999 that none of you had the courage to do. 944 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,752 And that's leave this pissant one stoplight town. 945 00:50:06,963 --> 00:50:10,925 See, I knew as long as Jack Spade was in charge, 946 00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:14,929 all the stories would be about Jack Spade. 947 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:19,100 Mr. Small Town, family values, 948 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:21,018 champion of the little guy 949 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,688 with his holier-than-thou 950 00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:26,983 stuck in the past fairy tale wrestling bullshit. 951 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,285 See, the only thing that Jack Spade 952 00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:40,163 has ever been champion of is himself. 953 00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:44,500 He's a con man selling you that cowboy myth. 954 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,086 Lone Ranger riding through the plains-- 955 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,130 that shit is antique! 956 00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:52,008 Horses are slow, but the future? 957 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,343 Oh, it's big, it's loud, and it's fast. 958 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,262 So go ahead, 959 00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:57,305 boo me. 960 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:02,477 Yeah, I'm gonna make my future. 961 00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:04,979 I'm gonna get out there and grab all that I can. 962 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:07,398 Now, that's the real America. 963 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,150 So listen up, Jack. 964 00:51:09,317 --> 00:51:11,486 FWD accepts your challenge. 965 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:13,905 A full grudge match card. 966 00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,865 You and your people versus the future. 967 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:16,866 Yeah, that's right. 968 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:19,577 Florida Dystopia is coming 969 00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:21,871 and we don't knock, we don't take no prisoners, 970 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,165 we kick ass, and we march on. 971 00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:26,000 Rooster. 972 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,141 Word for word. 973 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,020 Tell you, these people, 974 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:47,522 they do love this tag team match. 975 00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:48,397 A lot of happy customers. 976 00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:51,651 He is handing out some business cards. 977 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,194 Right there, two of them in a row. 978 00:51:53,361 --> 00:51:55,196 Hope that mask is padded, quite frankly. 979 00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,281 Oh, we get a reverse from Diego. 980 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:59,116 Do-si-do. 981 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,035 Oh, that's a lot of man coming at you, 982 00:52:01,202 --> 00:52:02,078 but Wild Bill knows just how to handle it. 983 00:52:02,245 --> 00:52:03,704 Nothing new to him. 984 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:04,914 He must've seen that elbow coming. 985 00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:05,915 And coming down-- 986 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,208 Oh, it's an elbow again. 987 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,001 With a vengeance to his head. 988 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,044 That'll put you down, let me tell you. 989 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:11,838 Staying alive. 990 00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,756 And the crowd loves it. He struts. 991 00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:14,966 Haven't seen some of that dance since about 1978. 992 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,467 Oh, throat slash. 993 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,969 And oh, he goes for Ricky Rabies 994 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,053 for no reason out in the corne. Come on. 995 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:21,514 And he tags in Big Jim. 996 00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:23,558 And Big Jim hops the rope. 997 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,685 He's setting up something here, into the turnbuckle, 998 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:27,144 he's coming out, he picks him up like a new groom. 999 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:28,729 Oh, he's gonna come down 1000 00:52:28,855 --> 00:52:30,273 and Big Jim comes down-- 1001 00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:32,108 You don't want 1002 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,734 to be underneath that. One, two-- 1003 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,236 Oh, Ricky Rabies-- 1004 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:36,904 He's foaming at the mouth. 1005 00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:38,239 Oh, he bites his ear off. 1006 00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,576 He goes completely rabid. 1007 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,327 - Look, he's--he's completely-- - He's out of his mind. 1008 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,787 He's chased everyone out of the ring. 1009 00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,247 Bill is there trying to calm him down. 1010 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:50,042 Oh, and he turns on his own partner. 1011 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,669 Bill has to run out of the ring. 1012 00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,337 He's out of his gourd ladies and gentlemen-- 1013 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,797 - You all right, Bill? - What's going on with him? 1014 00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:56,299 With all--come on now. Hey, hey, hey. 1015 00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:58,009 Oh, my goodness. None of this is okay. 1016 00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,677 He's got to--he better--wait, wait. 1017 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,137 Wait, now we got Rooster! 1018 00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:02,555 Where are these guys coming from? 1019 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,932 This is an invasion from Florida. 1020 00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:07,435 He just put this rabid man... 1021 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:08,811 Completely come-- 1022 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,479 Oh! With a double kick and he's down. 1023 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,023 Traitor. 1024 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,608 That's how you put down 1025 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:14,775 the rabid man right there. 1026 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:15,776 Whoa, he is down. 1027 00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:17,320 Ladies and gentlemen-- 1028 00:53:17,445 --> 00:53:19,280 - No. Hey, hey, hey. No. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 1029 00:53:19,447 --> 00:53:21,490 - You guys-- - They're taking the DWL belt. 1030 00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:22,992 A couple of posers, I tell you. 1031 00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:24,535 - Traitor. - We need to get 1032 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,912 security in here on Rooster right away. 1033 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:27,371 Call security down here. 1034 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,206 Just coming up here and posing. 1035 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,000 Yeah! Yeah! 1036 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:34,295 And the lights have gone out. 1037 00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:35,630 It doesn't seem to be Rooster or The Hole. 1038 00:54:09,497 --> 00:54:10,790 What the hell is going on? 1039 00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:13,209 Who is this mystery guest? 1040 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:19,298 Is this Jack Spade in a hoodie? 1041 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,014 I come to you, 1042 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,724 a damned soul in search of redemption. 1043 00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:30,476 I will break free. 1044 00:54:30,643 --> 00:54:33,646 I will not stop until my redemption is obtained. 1045 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:35,773 I am, 1046 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:36,899 the Condamned.