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[Ace] <i>Previously on</i> Heels <i>...</i>

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Violence sometimes
suggests a deeper issue

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going on with a child.

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It's a miracle we got
out of that meeting

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with them agreeing to let
Thomas back in school.

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They wanted us to acknowledge
punching as wrong.

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Punching isn't always wrong.

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Mr. Jack Spade!

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[crowd exclaiming]

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[Staci] I'm sorry to burden
you with this.

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You're my friend,
not a burden.

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You can stay here
as long as you want.

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My name is Crystal Tyler.

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And I am the baddest...

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...bitch...

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[crowd cheering]

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...the DWL has ever seen.

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- [crowd] Crystal!
- Yeah!

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[Bobby]
Congrats again, superstar.

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- So why are you here?
- Ace?

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Suits from up north
sent me to scout him.

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He's not gonna leave
what we're building.

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I've been calling Ace
since last night.

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[Carol] <i>He's gone.</i>

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[Ace] <i>I'd like the
restroom key, please.</i>

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[clerk] Got to buy something.
I got Coke, Cherry Coke.

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Stick them all
up your ass, sir.

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[diner] Let me buy you a meal, partner.

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Go find some other runaway
to make s'mores with.

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[clerk] <i>If you're hiking
and camping Dover Springs,</i>

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- I hope you're all geared up.
- I was just gonna wear these.

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[clerk] <i>You're gonna hike
in soccer shoes?</i>

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<i>It's pretty rough terrain.</i>

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Aah!

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[mellow rock music plays]

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♪ ♪

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[singer]
<i>♪ I'm not waiting for ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The answer ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ I will ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Walk in the shore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To find you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The peace that's your own ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where you come from ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All that you want ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ One that's your own ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Place to call home ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Won't be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Granted ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What is fair in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is fair in war ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ What is fair in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is fair in war ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In war? ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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[birds chirping]

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[young Carol]
Keep stirring, Jack.

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Eddie Earl's coming to
dinner to maybe invest

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in Daddy's wrestling league.

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This cake is our way
of saying "please."

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"Please" sounds better
with cake.

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I got a good feeling
about this.

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[young Tom] Great.

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Hope your good feelings
turn into money.

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[dark music]

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You stole a piece of cake.

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- [young Jack] No, I didn't.
- Don't be sinning

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twice at once--
stealing and lying.

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Move it.

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You said I could have a piece.

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After Eddie had his!
Pants down!

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[young Jack]
I'm sorry, Mommy.

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Too late for sorry.
Pants down!

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♪ ♪

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- [whack]
- [crying] <i>Aah!</i>

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- [whack]
- [whimpering]

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The hell's going on?

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He stole a piece
of cake, then lied!

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I won't be mother to a liar.

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Eddie's due any second, Carol!

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<i>You're unreal.</i>

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- [whack]
- [young Jack cries]

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Aah!

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[Eddie] <i>You got
the sponsorship, Tom!</i>

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<i>This is gonna be great
for the whole town of Duffy.</i>

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[Tom] <i>It's the start of
something great, Eddie.</i>

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- [Carol] <i>Bye. Thank you!</i>
- [door closes]

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[giggling]

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Eddie Earl's
giving us some money!

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Daddy is so happy.

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Now, Jack, a mommy's job is
to show her son how to behave.

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"Chasten thy son
while there is hope,

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and let not thy soul
spare for his crying."

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Proverbs 19:18.

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You became a better
person today.

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I'll get some cream
for your boo-boos.

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[somber music]

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♪ ♪

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[TV announcer] <i>Thirty-six
hours of steady rainfall</i>

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<i>have left many homeless
in the Metro area,</i>

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<i>knee-deep in flood waters.</i>

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[Jack sighs]

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[Carol] Put my phone down.

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You gonna use the
landline till I find Ace.

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Ace don't wanna be found.

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This is Dad's belt.

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And I wear it sometimes
to remind me to not be you.

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I been thinking a lot
about you, how you behaved.

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[Carol] Well, boo-hoo.

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Now, give me my phone.

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Ace needs to be left alone.

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You don't know what Ace
needs any more than I do.

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Know this though--if me and
Ace end up killing each other,

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you will have played
a big part in why.

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[heavy music]

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♪ ♪

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[groans] Ohh...

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Oh--ah!

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Ah...

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[bird screeches]

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[groaning] Ah--ah! Shit.

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Aah--

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ohh... fuck!

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[Crystal groans, laughs]

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[Bobby] One more.

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[Crystal] I can't.

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[Bobby] I disagree.
Come on.

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[Crystal breathes heavily]

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[rap music in background]

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[Bobby] Here we go.

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Push. Come on.

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- [groans] Uhh--
- Yes!

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- Nice.
- Okay.

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- Look great.
- Yeah. Thanks for

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pushing me to dig deep.

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In that case, one more set.

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[Crystal] I--ha.

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[TV in background]

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You're a good son, Deandre,
buying me this bed.

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Too generous.

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Oh, look, Pops, now that
I'm the champ at Dystopia,

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I make this in a day.

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Yeah. I worry about you
in that car crash wrestling

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they do at Dystopia.

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You'd never catch
Rocky Johnson

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using barbed wire
to beat a man.

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<i>- Do it with his bare hands.</i>
- Ha ha. Look, Pops.

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I got this.
Look, I'm gonna go work out.

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Now, you text me if you
invite a lady over here

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to break in your new bed.

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I'ma need the heads up.

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- Okay.
- Okay? [laughing]

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- All right, son.
- All right, now listen.

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<i>- I know how loud you can get.</i>
- [chuckling]

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[moody music]

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♪ ♪

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[sighs]

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Let's rip this fart together.

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Hell yeah.
[chuckles]

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The time has finally come.

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He's one of the greatest to
ever step between the ropes,

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three-time World Champion,
six-time Tag Team Champion,

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the only man to wrestle
three different species

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and defeat two of them.

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It's the "Wild Bill Hancock"
podcast!

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Diego Cottonmouth here,

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your masked menace luchador, producing.

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Bill, you said
you wanted to cover

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not just wrestling, but life.

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You want each episode to be
wide-ranging and estranging.

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Diego, my goal
is to use the truth

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to offend as many people
as I can.

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[laughs] So, look,
lots to discuss,

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but your fans
got tons of questions,

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and they're gonna fast forward
until they get the answers.

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So let's talk DWL first.

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Folks have had difficulty

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following all the swerves
at the DWL lately--

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Uh, Crystal defeating
both you and Jack Spade.

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Defeat's a dubious conclusion.

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Well, she has the belt.
You do not.

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Is that not a defeat?

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A setback is not a defeat.

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Uh-huh.

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Now, Crystal,
in her rise to DWL champ,

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had stints as Ace Spade
and Bobby Pin's valet.

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[Wild Bill] Correct.

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But she re-enlisted as your
valet, Bunny Bombshell.

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I saved that lassie
from the swamp.

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But the moment I was in
need of the very services

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a valet renders,

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she forgot
everything I'd done for her.

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The only reason she can
hang with the big boys

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is 'cause I taught
Crystal Tyler

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everything she knows!

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Now she's proving herself
worthy to learn the rest of it

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in the opposing
corner of the ring.

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I don't care if you're a man,
woman, or alien species.

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You step through those ropes
and cross The Bill,

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you're gonna get the horns.
Life is long.

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[laughing] Yessir.

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Tell us what occurred
at the State Fair

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with Charlie Gully then.

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My sense of honor occurred!

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Gully crashed our event.
I took umbrage.

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[Diego] <i>Yeah. Y-you claimed</i>

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you had a bout of, uh,
involuntary digestive distress.

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[Wild Bill] <i>I've stated facts.</i>

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God created the sphincter
so that shitting, by design,

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would be voluntary.

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The sphincter's a goddamn
damper for the rectum.

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Asses don't leak
unless they're poisoned!

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Yet, despite that,
you swallowed your shame

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in pursuit of the belt.

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I'm a competitor first,
gentleman second.

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Charlie Gully attempted to
disrupt an athletic contest.

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Once I discovered
I had some...

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accidental excrement pooled
in the seat of my pants,

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I made use of it.

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[laughing]
You threw a clothesline.

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And then
I shit-stamped his face.

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It was as if fate herself proclaimed,

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"Here is a man
you'd like to eat shit

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presenting his mouth
as a fortuitous receptacle."

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- Boom!
- [laughing]

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Lemons into lemonade, kids.

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Whoo!

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[both laugh]

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[footsteps approaching]

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[knock at door]

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Hey, I'm gonna grab
some Egg McMuffins.

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You want one?

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- No.
- How about for Jack?

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- Jack's outta town.
- Till when?

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We gotta promote the next show.
Did he give you a script?

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No.
Just said I was "in charge."

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Holy shit!
Was he stoned?

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Wait, you're in charge?

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Yay! Girl power!

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I gotta focus.

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A McGriddle 'n' sausage?

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[Willie] <i>Go.</i>

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[keys clacking]

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[climber]
<i>Watch that one there.</i>

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[pebbles clattering]

252
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,756
- [climber] <i>Next leg!</i>
- Hey!

253
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,509
Hey!

254
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,761
Shit! You okay?!

255
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,012
Sprained my ankle.

256
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,098
You got another line
you can toss down?

257
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,974
- Janice!
- What?!

258
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,601
[climber]
<i>There's a guy down here!</i>

259
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,019
Says he might have
broke his ankle.

260
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,896
I'll call in a rescue chopper.

261
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,273
No, no, I said I sprained it!
I-it's just a sprain.

262
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,317
A sprain can be
worse than a break.

263
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,612
Can you just let me try
to climb up, please?

264
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,781
[climber] All right, Janice,
no chopper this time.

265
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,658
<i>Just drop down
another harness.</i>

266
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,494
<i>Let's help this guy out.</i>

267
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,913
So I was thinking we do
a backstage interview,

268
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,331
a medical update on Wild Bill

269
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,791
after Crystal
kicked him into oblivion.

270
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,209
Bill cuts a promo.

271
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,128
- Shifts the blame to the crowd.
- I love it.

272
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,047
We should make Bobby our
backstage roving reporter.

273
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,425
His leg's still
healing but he's so--

274
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,801
Stiff and robotic.

275
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:58,885
Done.

276
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,096
<i>So Bobby gets Bill's reaction</i>

277
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,305
to all that went down
last week.

278
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,641
Crystal won is what went down.

279
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,476
[Willie] <i>Yes, she did.</i>

280
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,311
So, Bill tells the crowd
how tough you are,

281
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,689
but then he calls you
a piece of shit

282
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,607
so that he can bring it
all back around later,

283
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,484
saying, "All that nice stuff
I said about you before

284
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,652
"is just gonna
make beating your ass

285
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:16,862
all the more sweet!"

286
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,238
Perfect.

287
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,656
And you don't need
to give me my due.

288
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,907
I took it!

289
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,701
It's going in.

290
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,870
[keyboard keys clacking]

291
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,371
Hey.

292
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,832
Willie,
is Ace doing all right?

293
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,292
Right now, Ace is just a
blinking dot

294
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,960
on his mother's phone
somewhere not here.

295
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,337
<i>Could be two towns over,
could be Tallahassee.</i>

296
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,173
<i>The only thing
that Jack suggested</i>

297
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,592
was that we start off with
your championship celebration.

298
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,510
So I'm thinking
you come out on the mic,

299
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,471
you know, "Pound for pound,
I'm the best wrestler there is

300
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,890
"in the DWL, and I'm on top

301
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,017
because you all
believed in me!"

302
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,894
Really make the crowd
feel part of it.

303
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,729
Y'all have taken me this far,

304
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,690
and it's gon' be
one hell of a ride

305
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,358
seeing where we go
from here...

306
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,652
- Together.
- Exactly!

307
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,488
You're the antithesis of Bill,
but we don't wanna see

308
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198
the two of you
mixing it up again

309
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,533
until we string the story
out further.

310
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,578
So instead, we have The Dad
interrupting on the mic,

311
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413
you know, as a sort
of surrogate for Bill,

312
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,081
complaining about a woman
holding a man's title,

313
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,291
blah, blah.

314
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,751
Wait, The Dad?

315
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,878
He's... he's so nice.

316
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296
- Dad's a douche.
- Oh, really?

317
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,380
I didn't know that.

318
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,132
In the story.
Keep up, kid.

319
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,801
I'm sorry.
You said it so emphatically.

320
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,094
I've got no idea what
he's like in real life.

321
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,138
I should probably find out
if he's even a real dad.

322
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,848
Ha. Okay.

323
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,935
Maybe The Dad says
some shit like,

324
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,730
"You're welcome to become 'The
Stepmom' and do my laundry."

325
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,981
Shit, now I hate The Dad.

326
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,691
Now I wanna see
you beat his ass.

327
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,902
Well, why not just whoop his
ass right then and there?

328
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,696
- Why wait?
- [Debbie] <i>Roses for Crystal,</i>

329
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,907
the new champ, left outside.

330
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,408
"Secret Admirer."

331
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,661
What?

332
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,872
These are the first
flowers for me ever.

333
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,832
Just know
that Secret Admirer

334
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,085
might also be
a secret serial killer.

335
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,795
[Crystal chuckles]

336
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,755
Oh, uh, Jack left Willie
in charge.

337
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,757
I know.
So great, right?

338
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,300
Girl power!

339
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,176
<i>- Girl power!</i>
- Please stop saying that.

340
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,011
Girl power!

341
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,931
[Wild Bill] Hear there's a new
El Jefe in the house!

342
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,684
[Bobby] Hey! La Jefa!
Wilheminia !

343
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,852
Great. Jack's just taking
some days off.

344
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,855
Bill, did you just
call Willie a heifer?

345
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,358
La Jefa is The Boss
in Spanish, Debbie.

346
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,609
Crystal, you gotta
check the 'Gram.

347
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,653
You're getting
marriage proposals.

348
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,738
Roses too.
Secret admirers.

349
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,407
[Willie] <i>Okay.
Here's what I'm thinking--</i>

350
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,826
Will, two secs.
Gotta send a text.

351
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,452
<i>I don't care, Paula,</i>

352
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,497
whether it's cash,
comma, Bitcoin, comma,

353
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,541
or doubloons, comma--
get me paid.

354
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,875
And send.

355
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,961
Thank you.
Carry on.

356
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,380
Okay. So we're gonna kick it
off with a celebration

357
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,299
of Crystal's championship--
- [Bobby] <i>Willie, sorry.</i>

358
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,800
What is a doubloon?

359
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,343
Ancient Spanish currency.

360
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,429
How ancient, like back when
they bankrolled Columbus?

361
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,055
[Willie] <i>Guys.</i>

362
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,265
Columbus
was a genocidal assassin

363
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,808
hired by racist Spaniards.

364
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,184
[Wild Bill] They're called Conquistadors,

365
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,811
and they learned
that from the Romans.

366
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,313
So, Bill's backstage.

367
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,356
- Bobby, now you're a reporter.
- Cool. Yeah, use me

368
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,858
- how you need me.
- Ooh, Bobby's

369
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,152
- a "free use" guy, folks!
- [laughter]

370
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,737
[Eddie] <i>Hey, hey!
Got a surprise.</i>

371
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,322
Follow me!

372
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,823
[Wild Bill] If it's his dick
in a hotdog bun,

373
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,325
I'm grabbing
and not letting go.

374
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,161
[laughter]

375
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,709
[line ringing]

376
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,336
- [Thomas] <i>Dad!</i>
- Hey, there's my buddy!

377
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,378
How you doing?

378
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,504
Where'd you go, Dad?

379
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,506
I...

380
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,258
I-I just been at home.

381
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,011
[Thomas] <i>I miss you.
Can you come get me?</i>

382
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,846
Y-yessir. Yessir.

383
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,765
I just gotta do
a little something first.

384
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,350
Won't be long though.

385
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,185
Could you put your mother
on the phone for a second?

386
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,603
[Thomas] <i>She's on a run.</i>

387
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,856
<i>Dad, when can I
come back to school?</i>

388
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,026
We-we met with the school.
You're no longer suspended.

389
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,861
Mommy said
they hadn't decided yet.

390
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,867
I will call your Mom to
clarify--we'll-we'll fix it.

391
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,035
[Thomas] <i>Okay, Dad. Thanks.</i>

392
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,536
<i>I love you.</i>

393
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,372
Love you too, buddy.
You stay positive.

394
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,373
[beep]

395
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,376
[moody music]

396
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,252
♪ ♪

397
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,213
[chatter, laughter]

398
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,798
- Whoa!
- Whoo!

399
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,593
[overlapping chatter]

400
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,554
<i>Yeah, look at that, dude.
That looks awesome.</i>

401
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,723
- Surprise!
- [both laughing]

402
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,767
- I kept the secret.
- You did!

403
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,810
Man, imagine
"Call of Duty" on this.

404
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,853
No, no, no. "Mario Kart."

405
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,605
- I call Toad.
- Oh, I call Diddy Kong, so...

406
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,732
Diddy Kong hasn't been in
"Mario Kart" since the Wii.

407
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,942
[Bobby]
Yeah, did not know that.

408
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,360
Too generous, Eddie.

409
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,404
Hell yeah.
You can watch vignettes,

410
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,406
backstage stuff, interviews.

411
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,908
Totally. Okay, okay.
Back to work, folks!

412
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,243
[Bobby]
We can also have movie nights.

413
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,744
Oh, show 'em the features, honey.

414
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,038
No. Why don't we set that
tutorial up for later?

415
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,289
Oh, no, no.
You're gonna love this.

416
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,250
You're gonna wanna see
what this can do.

417
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,127
We gotta over what the plan is.
Everyone please shut up!

418
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,170
[Willie] <i>Sorry, Annie,
it's just...</i>

419
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,422
We should have called first.

420
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,048
I am so sorry.

421
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,175
- Jack left Willie in charge.
- [gasps]

422
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,469
Oh, well, isn't
that just wonderful?

423
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,054
Everything is great.

424
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,305
Just, you know, as usual,
there's a lot to do.

425
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,266
So thank you for this.
We'll put it to good use.

426
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,726
We're so grateful.

427
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,102
Everyone, start warming up.

428
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,731
Bill, may I speak to you
privately for a minute?

429
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,357
Jack is gone. Ace is gone.

430
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,109
I need you to be
ring general out there,

431
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,153
not number one Jackass on the
Jackass Most Wanted List.

432
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,612
Help me keep the group focused.

433
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,156
Coach 'em up.
Keep 'em disciplined.

434
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,074
- Got it?
- Aye, aye, Kommandant.

435
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,410
Give a jangle if you
need a sounding board.

436
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,622
Okay.

437
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,625
Good and generous, Earl family.

438
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,377
You must excuse us.

439
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,212
We gotta whip this unit
into a shape

440
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,465
worthy enough
to be on your big screen TV.

441
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,466
[laughter]

442
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:30,425
Uh, it- it's actually a
video wall.

443
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,469
Jim, it appears
your life philosophy

444
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,137
is to wait till someone
says something,

445
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,972
then make them feel
stupid for saying it.

446
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,767
[laughter]

447
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,643
I'm just trying to
tell the truth,

448
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,395
even if it offends someone,
Bill!

449
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,981
Ooh, my bro listened
to our podcast.

450
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,691
All right, well, we'll let
y'all get to work, kids.

451
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,693
Okay. How about a round
of applause...

452
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,279
- Yes.
- ...for Eddie and Annie.

453
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,573
- Whoo!
- [all whooping]

454
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,368
Okay, Crystal,
and Jim the Giant Jesuit,

455
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,703
you're up first.
Into the ring.

456
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,748
How much did that cost?
I won't tell anybody.

457
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,626
Bro, 46 people
including Big Jim

458
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,919
have already
streamed the podcast!

459
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,754
That's so cool, man.
You deserve it.

460
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,839
Thanks, man.
Yeah, I'm telling you, man,

461
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,841
they gotta start listening
to my ideas around here.

462
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,927
I'm gonna get some graphics
templates for this video wall

463
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386
up our game.

464
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,555
I can help bring this place
to whole new level, bro.

465
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,015
I- I hope they listen to you, man.

466
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,976
- Your genius is untapped.
- Ha ha ha. Yes, it is.

467
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,021
- Oh!
- [laughing]

468
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,023
[Wild Bill] Don't worry.
You got two of 'em.

469
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,192
D, hey, uh...

470
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,569
when Crystal
kissed me at the fair...

471
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,112
- Mm-hmm.
- ...what do you think

472
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,781
- that meant?
- Didn't see it.

473
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866
- She tongue you?
- No.

474
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,785
Did she suck on your lip?

475
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,578
Like, you know, kinda
clamping down for a second,

476
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,331
then pulling back and making
a very faint popping sound?

477
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,500
- No.
- Did she lean onto your thigh

478
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,043
and kinda, you know,
linger there,

479
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087
perching her
entire bodyweight onto you,

480
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,714
centering it with her crotch?

481
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,134
No, it did not happen in the
way that you just described.

482
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,803
Based on all that, no clue.

483
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,180
Ask her what the kiss meant.

484
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,266
How in the heck am I supposed
to ask a question like that?

485
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,934
Well, you just asked me
a question like that.

486
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,727
Ask her the same question.

487
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,564
Bro, she's getting marriage
proposals and flowers

488
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,567
and she's hot as shit
and also very, very cool.

489
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,610
- Mm-hmm.
- It's a miracle she's single.

490
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,903
Make your move.

491
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,738
Her lips have at least
touched yours.

492
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,448
It was a kiss on the lips, right?

493
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,616
Don't be fucking
telling me it was

494
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,159
on the forehead or on your cheek.

495
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,286
Oh, no, no, no.
Lips were involved.

496
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,787
Hers and mine.

497
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,415
Ha ha ha.
Make your intentions known.

498
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,543
If you whiff, on to the next.

499
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,837
- [Wild Bill] <i>Good.</i>
- [wrestlers groaning]

500
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,047
- Uhh!
- [Wild Bill] <i>Good. Knee.</i>

501
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,346
[Crystal] Great. Here we go.

502
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,308
- Whoo!
- Oh!

503
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,269
- [all hooting, whooping]
- [Wild Bill] <i>Yeah!</i>

504
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,354
That is how we do it.

505
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,316
Wow.

506
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,370
[sighs]

507
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,289
Your Volvo needs an alignment.

508
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,792
I still can't
believe you survived.

509
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,003
[huffs]
I know how to fall.

510
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,005
I was a wrestler.

511
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,424
Professional wrestler.

512
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,177
Ice every 15 minutes.

513
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,471
And next hike, leave
the soccer shoes behind.

514
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,764
Just get yourself
some Merrells.

515
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,641
They got 52 million styles.

516
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,976
But don't get cute
and buy their clogs.

517
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,313
Clogs are only good
for getting the mail.

518
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,981
Hey.

519
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,400
Stay a little longer.

520
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,321
We can get high.
Fool around.

521
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,156
All of us.

522
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,824
He must be concussed.

523
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,618
[both laugh]

524
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,495
I thought y'all were being nice
'cause you wanted to hook up.

525
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,538
Come on, buddy!
Read the room!

526
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,832
Pal, if you interpret being
nice as an invitation to fuck,

527
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,168
you don't know what
being nice looks like.

528
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,839
I misinterpreted the situation.

529
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,341
Yes, you did.

530
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,927
Damn. Be better.

531
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,972
[somber music]

532
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,099
♪ ♪

533
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,725
[Wild Bill] <i>Charlie Gully
attempted to disrupt</i>

534
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,519
<i>an athletic contest.</i>

535
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,772
<i>Once I discovered I had
some... accidental excrement</i>

536
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,359
<i>pooled in the seat of my
pants, I made use of it.</i>

537
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,277
[Diego laughs]
<i>You threw a clothesline.</i>

538
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,779
[Wild Bill] <i>And then
I shit-stamped his face.</i>

539
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,864
<i>It was as if fate her--</i>

540
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,366
One second, Pop.

541
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,909
[ahem]

542
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,080
[line ringing]

543
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,374
<i>Hey, it's Charlie.
Leave a message.</i>

544
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,583
Gully, it's Rooster.

545
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,460
We need to meet up.

546
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,380
Someone is talking
shit about you.

547
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,430
[metal clangs]

548
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,919
Fuck!

549
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,087
Aah!

550
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,673
Gah--ohh! Ow!

551
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,427
Ah! Ah!
[panting]

552
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,184
Anytime you want to switch
beds, Love, just let me know.

553
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,853
I like the air kind.

554
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,021
Dad called
while you were running.

555
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,440
He said I can
go back to school.

556
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:38,941
Oh.

557
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,943
Maybe the school
finished their paperwork.

558
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,737
He said he was home
all this time.

559
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,781
You said he was on a trip.

560
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,574
Well, he must have
come back early.

561
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,119
Are you and Dad
getting divorced?

562
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,498
I want to be home.

563
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,999
It's okay, love.

564
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,375
[Thomas] <i>It's not.</i>

565
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,836
You said he was on a trip.
You lied.

566
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,797
You're not a good mommy
to keep me away from him.

567
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,131
Hey.

568
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,801
Mister, sit yourself
up right now.

569
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,677
You will not say that to Mommy!

570
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,679
You have no idea what
it is to be a mommy!

571
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,557
You can't just say those words
and not have them hurt me.

572
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,267
And you can't say them
thinking they will hurt me

573
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,519
and expect me
to just sit here and take it.

574
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,853
You understand?

575
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,188
I'm sorry, Mommy.

576
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,148
I don't wanna be mean.
I'm just sad.

577
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,733
I miss Daddy.

578
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,985
I miss him so much.

579
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,869
[knock at door]

580
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,498
Hey, y'all.

581
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,000
Everything okay?

582
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,003
[somber music]

583
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,589
♪ ♪

584
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,567
[Wild Bill] You did
a good job with this script.

585
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:03,776
It's all over the place.

586
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:04,902
[Wild Bill] <i>It's real good.</i>

587
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,946
Can't be great
in the first draft.

588
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,198
Jack left you in charge
'cause he trusts you won't

589
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,033
completely fuck it up
like I might.

590
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,702
[Willie] Don't shit on it
or I'll have to tackle you.

591
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,996
[Wild Bill] That'd be
a bad thing?

592
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,248
Uh no, I gotta focus.

593
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,292
So The Dad ragdolls Crystal
through the table.

594
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,710
She'll sell it well.
Like it.

595
00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,211
We just can't
book some bullshit

596
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,546
where she gets to
glow-up without getting

597
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:24,922
her ass kicked sometimes.

598
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,215
Jack and I thought
the same thing.

599
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,508
Keep her down on the farm

600
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,801
so she's got adversity
to overcome.

601
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,595
That's what they're
paying to see.

602
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,388
Narrative wise, when women
conquer a man's world,

603
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,890
men don't exactly roll over.

604
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,558
No, they go back hard.

605
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,269
But that's what she wanted,
right, to win the belt?

606
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,397
Man had the belt, so to win
the belt she had to fight men.

607
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,690
Whether she deserves
it or not,

608
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,733
she's gotta get her face
pushed in a few times.

609
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,818
What do you mean "whether
she deserves it or not"?

610
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,778
Can't say she deserves
to get her face pushed in.

611
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,405
If you get in a boxing ring,

612
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,074
do you deserve
or not deserve to get punched?

613
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,910
Are we saying Crystal
was unaware

614
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,579
of the pitfalls
of her pursuits?

615
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,122
Okay.

616
00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,248
So The Dad ragdolls
Crystal through the table.

617
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,958
She's out cold. It's brutal.

618
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,585
But then she stirs.

619
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:03,753
She needs to sell
the pain to the crowd.

620
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,546
Hit all the "-izes."

621
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,925
Let them empathize and realize
and Crystalize her pain.

622
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:09,926
Okay.

623
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,136
[phone rings]

624
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,305
Hey.
I'm working on the next card.

625
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,015
Wow,
you're working late, huh?

626
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,975
How long you think you'll be?

627
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,435
I don't know.
Jack left me in charge.

628
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,311
I gotta figure it all out--
the card,

629
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,520
the stories, all of it.

630
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:22,813
Jack's letting you
book matches now?

631
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,274
[Willie] <i>Believe me, I know.</i>

632
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,318
Well, Robin needs
help writing an essay.

633
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,945
I guess you're the helper.

634
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,863
Ted, if it makes you
feel better,

635
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,698
Willie's cooking up probably
one of the best shows

636
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,824
we've ever done.

637
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,409
Hello, Bill.

638
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,495
She's working us all
into overtime, Tedly.

639
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,623
But when the material's
good, you don't mind.

640
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,083
Uh-huh.

641
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,794
Well, I'll let you two go.

642
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,003
- [clicks tongue]
- [beep]

643
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,427
"But then she stirs..."

644
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,265
[knocks on door]

645
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,815
Come home, please.

646
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,484
How the fuck you find me?

647
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,654
"Find my Phone" app
on Mom's phone.

648
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,281
Mom's tracking me?

649
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,700
You share locations.

650
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,537
You're still in
the family plan.

651
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,872
When I die and go to hell,
first thing I'm gonna do

652
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,834
is find Steve Jobs and
beat the fuck outta him.

653
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:26,252
I hope that's not true.

654
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:28,170
For you or Steve Jobs.

655
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,841
Unless he was... unless he was
mean to his cats or something.

656
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,849
You look kinda banged up.

657
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:42,685
You're looking
kinda "fuck you."

658
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,646
Never again.

659
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,568
Just opted out of
Family Sharing.

660
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,403
Now fuck off.

661
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,615
I was hoping that I was gonna
have you at "come home."

662
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,076
Fuck off's just the tip
of the icicle-dick, Jack.

663
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,662
Fuck you with
a massive icicle-dick.

664
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,418
- You should call housekeeping.
- You should fuck off.

665
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,795
With an icicle-dick.
I heard you.

666
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,051
Was the room this trashed
when you checked in?

667
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,802
Nope. Had a bash.

668
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,804
Been meeting some great
people across the U.S. of A.!

669
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,306
Cool.

670
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:26,437
I got some cash on hand
from our last gate receipts.

671
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:29,106
Figured that if you're gonna be
gone for good, you'd need it.

672
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,609
Stealing from
the DWL bank now, huh?

673
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,152
It's hard to steal
from what's ours.

674
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,696
Don't say ours.
You made me think it was ours.

675
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,407
It's yours.
Dad bequeathed the DWL to you.

676
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,618
- Because he wanted me cursed.
- Well, cursed my ass.

677
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:41,994
I seen the buzz
building with Crystal.

678
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,996
Without me.

679
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,956
DWL's taking off
like you always dreamt.

680
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,750
Yet my brother's
in a Mississippi motel room

681
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,418
and my wife's near left me.

682
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,170
Maybe you should
ask yourself why.

683
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,421
What the fuck do you
think led me here!

684
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,673
Mom's phone.

685
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,804
I'm here, hat in hand,

686
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,430
because
I have been thinking about it.

687
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,807
About how to get sympathy.

688
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,642
About my brother.

689
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,435
About how my actions

690
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,270
have affected you

691
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,106
and Staci and Thomas.

692
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,025
"Dear old brother Ace," blah.

693
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,279
"Wife and son," blah.

694
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,824
Heard it all before, Jack!

695
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,200
This is not going
how I expected.

696
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,952
'Cause you're not scripting it.

697
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,453
I'm not just gonna say

698
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,621
- what you want me to.
<i>- I kno--</i>

699
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:26,872
I know all that.

700
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,126
I need to say something,

701
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,503
and then I will leave.

702
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:37,466
May I sit?

703
00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:53,816
[clears throat]
When Bill came to you...

704
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,901
with that big-time
contract offer,

705
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,111
I was stunned.

706
00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,821
I wasn't.

707
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,951
Not because I don't
realize how great you are,

708
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,872
but because I'd come to rely
on your talent, your persona.

709
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,417
It was dynamic.

710
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,003
DWL was working.

711
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,838
And I could see
our shared future together.

712
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,257
And then Bill showed up...

713
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,759
with a golden ticket
just for you.

714
00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:25,681
I was not prepared for that.

715
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,727
You were gonna take
your talents elsewhere.

716
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,897
Just like LeBron, motherfucker.

717
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,610
When that happened,
that... that threw me.

718
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,364
I guess it kinda...

719
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:47,036
I-I--I don't guess.

720
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:51,332
It knocked me down,
and I was gutted.

721
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,588
Then I was embarrassed
that, uh...

722
00:29:57,755 --> 00:30:00,883
that I wasn't offering up
congratulations to you.

723
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,765
And whether that was
desperation or envy--

724
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,976
- [Ace] Both.
- What I am sure of is that I--

725
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,187
Humiliated me.

726
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,110
I used what I knew
as your brother,

727
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:24,907
things only a brother
would know...

728
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,952
to push your buttons.

729
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:30,287
That, you did.

730
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:35,334
Then instead of owning up to
that, like a decent person...

731
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,674
I told myself
it was for your own good.

732
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,223
Dad killing himself fucked me up.

733
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,186
More than I care to admit.

734
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,566
More than I thought.

735
00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:07,449
I loved him so much.

736
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:11,370
I hated him so much.

737
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,832
And I glossed over all that
'cause I couldn't change it.

738
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,045
The love, the hate.

739
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,381
The way he was,
the way he wasn't.

740
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,052
The way he went out.

741
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:34,351
You and me are trying to
survive after finding out

742
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,812
that Spade men
aren't supposed to survive.

743
00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,318
We're supposed to come home

744
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:45,863
and blow our heads off
on the back porch

745
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,490
and let our sons clean us up.

746
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,368
My God.

747
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,956
That's... terrible.

748
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,292
Jack, that's...

749
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,338
I am truly sorry

750
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,632
for the way
that I've treated you.

751
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,307
Please come home.

752
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,313
Give me a chance to be
a great brother to you.

753
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,732
[inhales, exhales]

754
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,071
You were never
a bad big brother.

755
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:28,822
Only lately.

756
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,703
I'm not a good guy who deserves
a great brother anyway.

757
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,039
I'm a shit heap all on my own.

758
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,541
[Jack] No, you're not.

759
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,251
Then you don't
know me very well.

760
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,796
I know the heart of you.

761
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:50,719
Good uncle, teammate, friend.

762
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,056
Jack, I'm not a good guy.

763
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,100
Farthest thing from it.

764
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:59,228
These people loved you
before I turned you Heel.

765
00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,524
Let me help make it right.

766
00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:10,197
Jack, you know what
I realized on this trip?

767
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:16,745
After several disturbing

768
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,497
interactions...

769
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,963
I'm not good at
making new friends.

770
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,259
I haven't made
a new friend in years.

771
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,677
Making friends was never hard

772
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,595
because I was always
part of a team.

773
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:35,764
I had, like, instafriends,
guys I met through sports.

774
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,350
Everyone kind of
had to be my friend.

775
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,519
- That's not true.
<i>- Don't tell me that.</i>

776
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,604
I do bad shit.

777
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,148
I say dumb things.
I do dumb things.

778
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,316
I broke Bobby's leg.

779
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,610
I left the DWL because
no one really likes me.

780
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,154
I'm gone because
any other promotion

781
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,447
would have run me outta town.

782
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:52,865
We're not any other promotion.

783
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,283
[Ace] But the worst
thing I've done...

784
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:57,411
the worst thing I've done

785
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,788
is I told you
you were gonna stay in Duffy

786
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,874
and kill yourself like Dad.

787
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,088
It's forgotten.

788
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,965
I'm reminding you.

789
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,092
I'm <i>that</i> guy.

790
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:16,805
I'm the guy who said <i>that.</i>

791
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,474
What kind of guy says
that to his brother?

792
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,184
Me.

793
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:22,853
It's in the past.
Don't matter.

794
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:26,315
Everything that came to me
after that statement,

795
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,150
I set in motion.

796
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:29,359
That's not true.

797
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,195
Yes, it is.

798
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:35,657
And yeah, yeah,

799
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:39,495
you were kinda
dick-ish about the belt,

800
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,581
but I didn't have to say that.

801
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,000
And yet I did.

802
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,587
And I did it
because I'm a selfish fuck

803
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:50,756
who was praised
his whole life for sports.

804
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,133
And now that sports are over,

805
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,053
I don't know what the fuck
to do when I don't get it.

806
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,187
I'm gonna go out
and get us some food.

807
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,443
I'm not coming home, Jack.

808
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:31,004
[moody music]

809
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,007
♪ ♪

810
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,182
Lord, please help me.

811
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:50,482
Please... help me.

812
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:57,364
I need help, Lord.

813
00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,999
You know where
you're going next?

814
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:11,420
Some wonderful, unknown
place called "Not Duffy."

815
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:13,547
[Jack chuckles]

816
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:16,133
I dunno. Due West?

817
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,969
That's what they say, right?

818
00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:21,346
"Go West, young man.

819
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,307
You're not getting younger."

820
00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:32,566
Sometimes I think about Dad...

821
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,529
And if he's happier... dead.

822
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,993
You ever wonder if it's
like...

823
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,705
...worse?
What comes after this life?

824
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,709
I'm just focused on this life.

825
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,966
I think the thing
that made Dad a sad man

826
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,595
is that...

827
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,014
he wanted
something he never got.

828
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:09,436
And it made him sad and... mean.

829
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,942
I don't want something
so much like being famous

830
00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:18,195
that I become sad and mean.

831
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,159
The only thing that keeps me
going is not that I think

832
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:27,579
that this life's gonna be
better, but...

833
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:32,960
that what comes after
we die might be worse.

834
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,964
I made life hard on you.

835
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,760
I shouldn't have.

836
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,058
I'm really sorry.

837
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,857
Thanks for coming all the
way out here, Jack, really.

838
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,860
If you ever feel bad about
how things went down,

839
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,863
just...[sighs]

840
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,199
let it go.

841
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:07,035
It's forgiven.
For reals.

842
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:14,209
I care about you so very much.

843
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,544
I see that.

844
00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,879
Thanks.

845
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,763
Uh...

846
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,519
Please.

847
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:36,982
For gas money
and the room damage.

848
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,749
[car engine starts]

849
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:56,793
[emotional music]

850
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,838
♪ ♪

851
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,435
[Crystal] <i>Put me down you
big oaf.</i>

852
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,146
- Come on. Come on. Over!
- [Crystal] Help!

853
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:17,939
[Diego]
Fuck you, Cottonmouth.

854
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,691
- [Crystal] Aah!
- [Diego yelling]

855
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,026
Hey.

856
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:23,653
Hey, Willie, I've been
working on my reporter voice.

857
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,238
[Willie] Which sucks. Diego.

858
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,698
Tell me why
you're doing the move

859
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:27,783
I scripted for The Dad.

860
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,034
[Big Jim] I told y'all.

861
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,452
I just thought me
ragdolling Crystal

862
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,703
might be more unexpected.

863
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,622
For who, me?

864
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:35,165
'Cause I was up till 2:00
working on that shit.

865
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,084
I just thought you'd
maybe like this better.

866
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,169
- It's totally my fault.
- It's not totally your fault.

867
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,129
The fault is all of yours
for not doing what I wrote.

868
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,465
Would you do this to Jack?
Huh? I don't think so.

869
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:45,133
[Debbie]
<i>Hey, y'all gotta watch this.</i>

870
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,635
[Willie] <i>No, Debbie.
Not now.</i>

871
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:49,304
Willie, I mean it.

872
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:50,972
[reporter] <i>If you're just
joining us, shocking video</i>

873
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,517
<i>has surfaced of NFL
linebacker Chris DeLeo</i>

874
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,684
<i>assaulting his wife.</i>

875
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:56,978
[baby crying]

876
00:39:57,145 --> 00:40:01,483
- [woman screams]
- [Chris] <i>Go</i> [bleep, bleep].

877
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,193
[yelling, crashing]

878
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,986
[reporter] <i>The football
star ragdolling his wife</i>

879
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,738
<i>follows a disturbing
trend of athletes</i>

880
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,365
<i>and domestic violence,</i>

881
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:11,576
<i>including all-star shortstop
Joe Kwitkowski</i>

882
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,829
<i>caught punching his girlfriend
at a Las Vegas casino.</i>

883
00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,705
<i>White House Press
Secretary Millicent Burgin</i>

884
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,958
<i>had this comment moments ago.</i>

885
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,210
[Millicent] <i>The President
condemns the current wave</i>

886
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,337
<i>of violence as
highlighted by the rash</i>

887
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,340
<i>of pro athletes caught on
camera pummeling women.</i>

888
00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,008
<i>This Saturday,
he and the First Lady</i>

889
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:30,137
<i>will lead a call-to-action
march on the National Mall</i>

890
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,848
in an effort to wipe out
this national scourge.

891
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,182
[news reporter]
<i>Informal protests</i>

892
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,725
<i>have begun to form
outside the headquarters</i>

893
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,436
<i>of the NFL and MLB.</i>

894
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:43,150
<i>When we come back, red wine,
superfood or super poison?</i>

895
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,361
Wow.

896
00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:49,698
Y'all take the rest
of the day.

897
00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,241
Turn that shit off.

898
00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:59,040
[Wild Bill] <i>And then
I shit-stamped his face.</i>

899
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,376
Oh, they fuckin' with you, Charlie,

900
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,920
and they
fuckin' with your business.

901
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:07,215
- Wild Bill has a lotta fans.
- [Wild Bill] <i>Boom!</i>

902
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,634
Yeah, they're having
a nice laugh.

903
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,094
They think they're funny, guys.

904
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,388
- Yeah, I can be funny.
- Very.

905
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,891
I can be funny, too.

906
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:18,852
[heavy music]

907
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,645
♪ ♪

908
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,565
[Crystal]
<i>"Winning this title is by far</i>

909
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:26,484
the greatest
moment in my life.

910
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,112
A life that hasn't
been too full of 'em.

911
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:33,783
When I won that strap,
I was on top of the world

912
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:35,243
and y'all helped put me there.

913
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:39,623
[Bobby mimics crowd cheering]

914
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,250
- Hey, you.
- [chuckles] Hey.

915
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,919
We're supposed to take
the rest of the day off.

916
00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,046
I was just thinking about
how things might go

917
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,423
when Willie and Jack talk.

918
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,300
Just wanted to walk through
some stuff I was thinking.

919
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,676
[Bobby] Makes sense.

920
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,720
You think they're gonna,
you know, maybe--

921
00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:54,930
- Change things up?
- Yeah.

922
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,973
Yeah. I...

923
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,433
I get why.

924
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,101
Yeah, it's like, you know,
when a big tornado

925
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,645
devastates a town.

926
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,438
No one wants to watch
a tornado movie.

927
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,731
Hmm.
Yeah.

928
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,024
I just...

929
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,776
I just want to wrestle.

930
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,945
I can't tell people what
things can mean or should mean

931
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,405
or how whatever they're
watching means what it means.

932
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,452
You wanna get something
to eat?

933
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,746
Yeah. Sure.

934
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:20,914
Cool.

935
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,167
Crystal, I gotta
ask you something.

936
00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:27,254
Yes, I was afraid Diego
was gonna drop me.

937
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,756
- [giggles]
- [Bobby] No.

938
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,884
Uh, did it mean anything when
you kissed me at the fair?

939
00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,180
Saying good night?

940
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,891
I thought I felt certain, uh,

941
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,686
a certain something extra.

942
00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:45,480
Tch. Uh...

943
00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:48,650
Not really.

944
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,568
No.

945
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:54,823
Okay then.
Yeah, it's, uh,

946
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,491
Sorry to have asked.

947
00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,827
I guess you can't really
help it if you're naturally

948
00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:00,328
really good at it.

949
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:05,125
When it means something...
this is how I kiss.

950
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,511
Any other questions?

951
00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:19,055
- Nope.
- Good.

952
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,267
Now if you don't mind,
after dinner,

953
00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:25,020
we should probably just
go to our neutral corners.

954
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,479
Cool down.

955
00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:27,605
Focus.

956
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,733
Sure. Yeah.

957
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,111
I'm just gonna kiss you one
more time first, though.

958
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,946
Sounds good to me.

959
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:38,158
[light music]

960
00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:41,036
♪ ♪

961
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:50,462
- [footsteps approaching]
- [door opens]

962
00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:51,588
Hey.

963
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,174
Found him.

964
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,968
He's not coming back.

965
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,387
Sorry, Jack.

966
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:00,972
He's going West.

967
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,559
Where, not sure.

968
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:05,685
Wow.

969
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:07,562
Yeah.

970
00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:10,899
Yep.

971
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,234
How's things here?

972
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:16,905
You haven't seen the news?

973
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,574
I've been calling you,
texting you, nothing.

974
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:21,785
- Uh-uh.
- Okay.

975
00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:25,580
All right, well, we
need a women's division.

976
00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,582
It's time.

977
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,084
Okay.

978
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,752
Okay. So here,
here's what I think we do.

979
00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:32,253
I think we bring in some
stringers for a while.

980
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,130
Women, you know,
we can't have Crystal

981
00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,424
getting beat on each week
by every man on our roster.

982
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,676
And vice versa, she can't
run through everyone.

983
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,595
It's a nice little story,
we've pulled it off this far.

984
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:43,556
But it's not sustainable
for business.

985
00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:49,020
You all right?

986
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,649
Look, there's a reason your
dad didn't want Ace doing this.

987
00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:55,276
He didn't think
he was built for it.

988
00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,487
He did think it was for you.

989
00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:01,116
Last couple days have
been good for me though.

990
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,700
You know,
I think I really found

991
00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,411
some story areas
that we can write toward,

992
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,704
that we can keep exploring.

993
00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,124
I'm excited about
where we can go.

994
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,793
Just sorry we had to
pivot a bit with Crystal.

995
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,462
She's really something, Jack.

996
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,089
I don't want to
talk about Crystal.

997
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:21,344
I'm...

998
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,596
rethinking everything.

999
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:29,602
Understood.

1000
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,314
See you later.

1001
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:37,485
[rapid footsteps]

1002
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:38,903
[door slams]

1003
00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:46,244
[clattering]

1004
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,139
How in the hell did
you get in here?!

1005
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,849
[Rooster] Still got my key.

1006
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,976
You should really
get a keypad, Jack.

1007
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,811
[Gully] We had trouble working
the spotlight at first.

1008
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,855
But luckily my cousin
Paul spent a summer

1009
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,398
touring with Billy Squire.

1010
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:17,025
<i>What was Squire's
hit song again, Paul?</i>

1011
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,486
-"Stroking"?
<i>-"Stroke Me!"</i>

1012
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,779
Get off my property. Now.

1013
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072
[snaps]

1014
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,242
Turnabout's fair play, Jack.

1015
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,369
You came on my property,
now I'm on yours.

1016
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:30,038
<i>I thought about
sticking one of those</i>

1017
00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,789
big red bows they put
on new cars on myself,

1018
00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:34,042
but that seemed like overkill.

1019
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,961
Big boy,
I'm here to give props.

1020
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,713
I thought you'd painted
yourself into a corner

1021
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,256
at the State Fair.

1022
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,716
But uh, you booked your way
right out of that.

1023
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:44,928
I mean, Crystal.
Wow, my hat is off.

1024
00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,596
- Literally.
- Very nice of you

1025
00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,640
to drive all
this way just to put me over.

1026
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,892
I want both of us to get over.
I got a big heart.

1027
00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:54,062
It's time we did
a cross-promotion.

1028
00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:57,649
Your guys against my guys,
one ring, red rover red rover.

1029
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,442
People go nuts. We get rich.

1030
00:46:59,609 --> 00:47:01,194
No, thank you.

1031
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,946
Leave your key on the way out.

1032
00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,906
[Gully] <i>A smart man, a man with
dreams and obligations,</i>

1033
00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:07,617
<i>stops walking for a second
and hears me out.</i>

1034
00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,452
Would that get you
on your way faster?

1035
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:10,787
Think about it.

1036
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,872
I got your expat Rooster
here on my payroll.

1037
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,416
You decided to fuck with me
and punch me three times.

1038
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,920
That crime is the most viewed
video on Dystopia's Instagram.

1039
00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:21,339
Bill and his big
hairy fuck buddy Diego

1040
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,925
started talking shit about me
on their brand new podcast.

1041
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,760
Now I wanna beat
their brains in.

1042
00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:27,595
All of this is
"free story," Jack,

1043
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:30,807
the most precious
commodity in our business.

1044
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:34,435
Jack, you know I was
the best on the DWL roster,

1045
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,772
and you can get
all of this back.

1046
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:40,358
At least for a couple of cards.

1047
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,318
- Fuck you, Deandre.
- Ha ha ha.

1048
00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:43,695
Fuck you, Jack.

1049
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:44,946
You fucking
with my money when

1050
00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:46,573
you fucking with Dystopia.

1051
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,783
Oh, listen, all of you
were fucking with me.

1052
00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:50,952
I went down to Florida
to get my brother.

1053
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:53,413
Come clean, Charlie.
You were poaching Ace.

1054
00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,456
Poaching Ace just like
you poached Rooster.

1055
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,167
Don't use the poach on me
like I'm some fucking animal.

1056
00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,128
Or an egg.

1057
00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:02,130
Look, Jack, I just offered
a couple guys a job.

1058
00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:03,715
Okay?

1059
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,633
Everyone is very tense
with being fucked with.

1060
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,136
But here's the thing, we live
in an extraordinary time.

1061
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:10,638
The meaning of
"fuck with" has changed.

1062
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,266
The meaning of "fuck with"
has evolved.

1063
00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,934
How's it go again Rooster?

1064
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,937
If I "fuck with" somebody,
it used to be bad.

1065
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,314
Now it can be good.

1066
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:23,151
So, if "I fucks with you,"
then we good.

1067
00:48:23,318 --> 00:48:26,779
So I wanna take
the old definition,

1068
00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:29,240
"You fucked with me,"
bad, and turn it into,

1069
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,867
"I fucks with you," good.

1070
00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,660
Am I getting it right, Rooster?

1071
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,162
Oh, you're a quick
learner, Gully.

1072
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,747
Yeah, well, young
people keep me young.

1073
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,082
Jack, there's money
lying on the floor.

1074
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,336
And all we gotta do
is bend over and pick it up.

1075
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:42,837
Not interested.

1076
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,881
Jack, I'm here with
an olive branch.

1077
00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,841
Shove it up your ass.

1078
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:49,010
That's not a nice thing to say.

1079
00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:52,764
That's not a nice thing
to do with an olive branch.

1080
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,391
When someone presents you
with a peace offering,

1081
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,602
especially a potentially
lucrative one,

1082
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,187
you should treat it
with some affection,

1083
00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:03,358
not tell a guy to
jam it up his bum.

1084
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:06,194
Would you take my olive
branch out of my bum, Jack?

1085
00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:08,863
That way we can have peace,
profit, and by the way,

1086
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:09,947
we can have olives.

1087
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:10,948
You like olives, Rooster?

1088
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,200
Yes.

1089
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,910
Jack don't. Ha ha.

1090
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:16,746
So maybe we should just
go on ahead and go home.

1091
00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:17,747
That's a great idea.

1092
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,374
Get the fuck on your way.

1093
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:20,875
Okay, Jack, I guess
the time for smokin'

1094
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,044
the peace pipe is over.
[whistles]

1095
00:49:23,211 --> 00:49:25,004
What in the hell is happening?

1096
00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:27,006
How many people you
got hiding around here?

1097
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:30,718
Jack, this fireplug of a man
is my attorney Sam Burphy.

1098
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,929
He practices
in Florida and Georgia,

1099
00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,431
but he especially enjoys
Georgia because he says

1100
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,225
it's like fish in a barrel
up here.

1101
00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:38,768
Sick 'em, Counselor.

1102
00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,603
This is personal injury litigation

1103
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,397
pursuant to you trespassing
onto petitioner's property

1104
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,898
and punching petitioner
in the face.

1105
00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,066
Yeah.
You can't do that, Jack.

1106
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,150
That's assault and battery.

1107
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:47,443
And that's against the law.

1108
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:48,903
My body is my body.

1109
00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,321
I have a right to its safety.

1110
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,864
You violated it.

1111
00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,449
I lost a crown,
I lost the feeling in my jaw,

1112
00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,118
and I also lost
about $3 million

1113
00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:57,078
worth of personal credibility.

1114
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:58,788
[Sam] <i>You've been served.</i>

1115
00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:00,957
- I'm so good at that.
- Mm-hmm.

1116
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:05,503
[Rooster] Ah-ah-ah, Jack.
Paul's recording.

1117
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,922
Also, an officer of
the court is present, me.

1118
00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,258
So one punch under
these circumstances

1119
00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:11,718
will secure
petitioner's victory

1120
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,845
and bring on a
second lawsuit, which

1121
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,179
petitioner will also win.

1122
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,224
Let me stick my chin
out there for you, Jack.

1123
00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:21,811
<i>Go ahead. No?</i>

1124
00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:25,064
All right, slugger, very good.

1125
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:28,401
You seem to fancy yourself
a master storyteller.

1126
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:29,944
Well, tell me a story
about a man

1127
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:31,738
who thinks he can punch
people without consequence.

1128
00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:36,659
That story is not this story.

1129
00:50:36,826 --> 00:50:39,078
But in the spirit of
burying the hatchet,

1130
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:42,165
you get to decide what
the consequence will be.

1131
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:44,375
You help me restore
my honor in the ring

1132
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,962
with a cross-promotion
between the DWL and Dystopia

1133
00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:50,798
or I hit you back
and take everything you got.

1134
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:57,221
It is not for me to ask you

1135
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,474
why the consequences
of punching me

1136
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,058
never occurred to you.

1137
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,352
Maybe they did,
and you dismissed them.

1138
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,563
Not smart.

1139
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:09,358
So you decide if you wanna
take the olive branch

1140
00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:12,487
out of my bum and work together

1141
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:16,365
or if you wanna watch me take
every goddamn dollar you make

1142
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,451
for the rest
of your goddamn life.

1143
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,749
I look forward to
hearing from you.

1144
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:28,628
All right, everybody,
back on the bus.

1145
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,672
[dark music]

1146
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:34,675
♪ ♪

1147
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:49,357
Can't believe you found me.

1148
00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:51,567
I care about you.

1149
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:53,528
We shared a lot.

1150
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,578
How's that?
Tender?

1151
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,413
[Ace] Yeah, a little.

1152
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,874
[breathing heavily]

1153
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,709
Thought about you today.

1154
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,171
You look different.

1155
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,049
How so?

1156
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,051
You didn't have any clothes on.

1157
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:20,972
- [crack]
- Aah!

1158
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,974
That's for Bobby, motherfucker!

1159
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,225
Payback time!

1160
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:25,309
Get him!

1161
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:26,561
[Ace screaming]

1162
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:27,937
What the fuck are you doing?!

1163
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,480
Fucking you up!

1164
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,107
[Tom mumbling]

1165
00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:32,650
Dad?

1166
00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,277
[Tom mumbling]

1167
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,570
Say again, Mr. Spade?

1168
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:36,904
[Tom mumbling]

1169
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:40,116
Oh, he said, "Hold it
together, Ace!"

1170
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,909
I named you Ace because
you're aces, Ace.

1171
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,704
Number one! I warned you
don't give up the fight!

1172
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:46,914
Compete! Compete!

1173
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:47,915
[echoing] Compete!

1174
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:51,878
[panting]

1175
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:03,180
Oh, shit.

1176
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:15,484
It's so sexist that we
can't have male wrestlers

1177
00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,778
beating on female
wrestlers because people

1178
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,156
<i>get upset when they see
real men beat real women.</i>

1179
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:21,657
<i>I mean, okay, fine.</i>

1180
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:24,785
But how come they
can't separate the two?

1181
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:29,040
I, me, the Debs, know Crystal
getting punched in the face

1182
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,083
is pretend,
for my entertainment,

1183
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,211
just like when it happens
to Jack or Diego or Bill.

1184
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,213
I said this exact
thing to Bobby.

1185
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,466
Why can't people find
it cool that a man

1186
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:41,302
twice the size of Crystal is
launching her across the room?

1187
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,305
She's a character.
She's not dead, okay?

1188
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,807
She has the belt. We're
gonna make sure she wins.

1189
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,144
We just don't want it to look
implausible every second.

1190
00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:51,979
She needs something
to fight against.

1191
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,149
You show me a woman who doesn't
have to fight against men.

1192
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:57,985
You can't.
[whispering] It's so sexist!

1193
00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:01,155
And the heck with the women
who can't handle watching it.

1194
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:05,743
I'm so sick of estrogen
and fragile female egos.

1195
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,500
Not sure
it's fragility or estrogen.

1196
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:14,085
It might just be
people not wanting

1197
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,169
to be thinking about
bad stuff while they're

1198
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:16,671
being entertained.

1199
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,714
That might be it too.

1200
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,633
- [both laughing]
- What do I know?

1201
00:55:13,561 --> 00:55:15,813
Is it too late to say sorry?

1202
00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:23,571
I'm sorry I put the DWL first.

1203
00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:26,615
And I'm sorry that
I haven't been the best me.

1204
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,910
I'm sorry I kept
your son from you.

1205
00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:33,289
I'm sorry.

1206
00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:37,001
I'm...
I'm sorry too.

1207
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,129
I love you so much.

1208
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:43,174
I love you.

1209
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,217
He missed you.

1210
00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:56,896
[moody music]

1211
00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:59,899
♪ ♪

1212
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,914
<i>- Want Mama's bacon?
- Yes, please.</i>

1213
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,082
Thank you very much.

1214
00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:20,586
[knock on door]

1215
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:41,982
Uh, Mom doesn't
want me home.

1216
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,984
Can I stay here?

1217
00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,445
[Thomas] <i>Uncle Ace!</i>

1218
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,530
Of course.

1219
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:50,366
[Thomas] I missed you.

1220
00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:52,409
Hey, dude.

1221
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:55,996
[soft music]

1222
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,916
♪ ♪