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Previously on Heels ...
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Violence sometimes
suggests a deeper issue
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going on with a child.
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It's a miracle we got
out of that meeting
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with them agreeing to let
Thomas back in school.
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They wanted us to acknowledge
punching as wrong.
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Punching isn't always wrong.
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Mr. Jack Spade!
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I'm sorry to burden
you with this.
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You're my friend,
not a burden.
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You can stay here
as long as you want.
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My name is Crystal Tyler.
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And I am the baddest...
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...bitch...
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...the DWL has ever seen.
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- Crystal!
- Yeah!
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Congrats again, superstar.
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- So why are you here?
- Ace?
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Suits from up north
sent me to scout him.
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He's not gonna leave
what we're building.
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I've been calling Ace
since last night.
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He's gone.
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I'd like the
restroom key, please.
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Got to buy something.
I got Coke, Cherry Coke.
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Stick them all
up your ass, sir.
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Let me buy you a meal, partner.
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Go find some other runaway
to make s'mores with.
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If you're hiking
and camping Dover Springs,
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- I hope you're all geared up.
- I was just gonna wear these.
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You're gonna hike
in soccer shoes?
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It's pretty rough terrain.
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Aah!
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♪ I'm not waiting for ♪
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♪ The answer ♪
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♪ I will ♪
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♪ Walk in the shore ♪
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♪ To find you ♪
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♪ To find ♪
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♪ The peace that's your own ♪
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♪ Where you come from ♪
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♪ All that you want ♪
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♪ One that's your own ♪
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♪ Place to call home ♪
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♪ Won't be ♪
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♪ Granted ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ One ♪
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♪ To one ♪
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♪ What's love ♪
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♪ In war? ♪
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Keep stirring, Jack.
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Eddie Earl's coming to
dinner to maybe invest
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in Daddy's wrestling league.
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This cake is our way
of saying "please."
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"Please" sounds better
with cake.
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I got a good feeling
about this.
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Great.
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Hope your good feelings
turn into money.
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You stole a piece of cake.
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- No, I didn't.
- Don't be sinning
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twice at once--
stealing and lying.
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Move it.
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You said I could have a piece.
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After Eddie had his!
Pants down!
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I'm sorry, Mommy.
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Too late for sorry.
Pants down!
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Aah!
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The hell's going on?
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He stole a piece
of cake, then lied!
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I won't be mother to a liar.
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Eddie's due any second, Carol!
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You're unreal.
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Aah!
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You got
the sponsorship, Tom!
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This is gonna be great
for the whole town of Duffy.
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It's the start of
something great, Eddie.
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Bye. Thank you!
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Eddie Earl's
giving us some money!
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Daddy is so happy.
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Now, Jack, a mommy's job is
to show her son how to behave.
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"Chasten thy son
while there is hope,
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and let not thy soul
spare for his crying."
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Proverbs 19:18.
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You became a better
person today.
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I'll get some cream
for your boo-boos.
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Thirty-six
hours of steady rainfall
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have left many homeless
in the Metro area,
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knee-deep in flood waters.
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Put my phone down.
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You gonna use the
landline till I find Ace.
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Ace don't wanna be found.
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This is Dad's belt.
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And I wear it sometimes
to remind me to not be you.
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I been thinking a lot
about you, how you behaved.
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Well, boo-hoo.
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Now, give me my phone.
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Ace needs to be left alone.
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You don't know what Ace
needs any more than I do.
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Know this though--if me and
Ace end up killing each other,
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you will have played
a big part in why.
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Ohh...
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Oh--ah!
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Ah...
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Ah--ah! Shit.
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Aah--
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ohh... fuck!
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One more.
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I can't.
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I disagree.
Come on.
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Here we go.
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Push. Come on.
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- Uhh--
- Yes!
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- Nice.
- Okay.
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- Look great.
- Yeah. Thanks for
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pushing me to dig deep.
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In that case, one more set.
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I--ha.
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You're a good son, Deandre,
buying me this bed.
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Too generous.
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Oh, look, Pops, now that
I'm the champ at Dystopia,
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I make this in a day.
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Yeah. I worry about you
in that car crash wrestling
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they do at Dystopia.
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You'd never catch
Rocky Johnson
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using barbed wire
to beat a man.
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- Do it with his bare hands.
- Ha ha. Look, Pops.
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I got this.
Look, I'm gonna go work out.
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Now, you text me if you
invite a lady over here
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to break in your new bed.
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I'ma need the heads up.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- All right, son.
- All right, now listen.
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I know how loud you can get.
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Let's rip this fart together.
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Hell yeah.
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The time has finally come.
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He's one of the greatest to
ever step between the ropes,
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three-time World Champion,
six-time Tag Team Champion,
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the only man to wrestle
three different species
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and defeat two of them.
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It's the "Wild Bill Hancock"
podcast!
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Diego Cottonmouth here,
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your masked menace luchador, producing.
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Bill, you said
you wanted to cover
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not just wrestling, but life.
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You want each episode to be
wide-ranging and estranging.
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Diego, my goal
is to use the truth
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to offend as many people
as I can.
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So, look,
lots to discuss,
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but your fans
got tons of questions,
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and they're gonna fast forward
until they get the answers.
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So let's talk DWL first.
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Folks have had difficulty
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following all the swerves
at the DWL lately--
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Uh, Crystal defeating
both you and Jack Spade.
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Defeat's a dubious conclusion.
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Well, she has the belt.
You do not.
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Is that not a defeat?
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A setback is not a defeat.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, Crystal,
in her rise to DWL champ,
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had stints as Ace Spade
and Bobby Pin's valet.
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Correct.
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But she re-enlisted as your
valet, Bunny Bombshell.
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I saved that lassie
from the swamp.
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But the moment I was in
need of the very services
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a valet renders,
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she forgot
everything I'd done for her.
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The only reason she can
hang with the big boys
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is 'cause I taught
Crystal Tyler
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everything she knows!
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Now she's proving herself
worthy to learn the rest of it
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in the opposing
corner of the ring.
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I don't care if you're a man,
woman, or alien species.
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You step through those ropes
and cross The Bill,
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you're gonna get the horns.
Life is long.
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Yessir.
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Tell us what occurred
at the State Fair
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with Charlie Gully then.
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My sense of honor occurred!
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Gully crashed our event.
I took umbrage.
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Yeah. Y-you claimed
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you had a bout of, uh,
involuntary digestive distress.
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I've stated facts.
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God created the sphincter
so that shitting, by design,
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would be voluntary.
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The sphincter's a goddamn
damper for the rectum.
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Asses don't leak
unless they're poisoned!
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Yet, despite that,
you swallowed your shame
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in pursuit of the belt.
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I'm a competitor first,
gentleman second.
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Charlie Gully attempted to
disrupt an athletic contest.
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Once I discovered
I had some...
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accidental excrement pooled
in the seat of my pants,
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I made use of it.
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You threw a clothesline.
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And then
I shit-stamped his face.
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It was as if fate herself proclaimed,
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"Here is a man
you'd like to eat shit
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presenting his mouth
as a fortuitous receptacle."
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Boom!
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Lemons into lemonade, kids.
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Whoo!
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Hey, I'm gonna grab
some Egg McMuffins.
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You want one?
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- No.
- How about for Jack?
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- Jack's outta town.
- Till when?
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We gotta promote the next show.
Did he give you a script?
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No.
Just said I was "in charge."
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Holy shit!
Was he stoned?
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Wait, you're in charge?
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Yay! Girl power!
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I gotta focus.
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A McGriddle 'n' sausage?
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Go.
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Watch that one there.
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- Next leg!
- Hey!
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Hey!
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Shit! You okay?!
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Sprained my ankle.
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You got another line
you can toss down?
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- Janice!
- What?!
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There's a guy down here!
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Says he might have
broke his ankle.
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I'll call in a rescue chopper.
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No, no, I said I sprained it!
I-it's just a sprain.
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A sprain can be
worse than a break.
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Can you just let me try
to climb up, please?
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All right, Janice,
no chopper this time.
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Just drop down
another harness.
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Let's help this guy out.
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So I was thinking we do
a backstage interview,
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a medical update on Wild Bill
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after Crystal
kicked him into oblivion.
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Bill cuts a promo.
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- Shifts the blame to the crowd.
- I love it.
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We should make Bobby our
backstage roving reporter.
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His leg's still
healing but he's so--
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Stiff and robotic.
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Done.
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So Bobby gets Bill's reaction
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to all that went down
last week.
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Crystal won is what went down.
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Yes, she did.
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So, Bill tells the crowd
how tough you are,
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but then he calls you
a piece of shit
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so that he can bring it
all back around later,
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saying, "All that nice stuff
I said about you before
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"is just gonna
make beating your ass
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all the more sweet!"
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Perfect.
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And you don't need
to give me my due.
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I took it!
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It's going in.
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Hey.
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Willie,
is Ace doing all right?
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Right now, Ace is just a
blinking dot
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on his mother's phone
somewhere not here.
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00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,337
Could be two towns over,
could be Tallahassee.
263
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,173
The only thing
that Jack suggested
264
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,592
was that we start off with
your championship celebration.
265
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,510
So I'm thinking
you come out on the mic,
266
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,471
you know, "Pound for pound,
I'm the best wrestler there is
267
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,890
"in the DWL, and I'm on top
268
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,017
because you all
believed in me!"
269
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,894
Really make the crowd
feel part of it.
270
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,729
Y'all have taken me this far,
271
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,690
and it's gon' be
one hell of a ride
272
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,358
seeing where we go
from here...
273
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,652
- Together.
- Exactly!
274
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,488
You're the antithesis of Bill,
but we don't wanna see
275
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198
the two of you
mixing it up again
276
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,533
until we string the story
out further.
277
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,578
So instead, we have The Dad
interrupting on the mic,
278
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413
you know, as a sort
of surrogate for Bill,
279
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,081
complaining about a woman
holding a man's title,
280
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,291
blah, blah.
281
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,751
Wait, The Dad?
282
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,878
He's... he's so nice.
283
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296
- Dad's a douche.
- Oh, really?
284
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,380
I didn't know that.
285
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,132
In the story.
Keep up, kid.
286
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,801
I'm sorry.
You said it so emphatically.
287
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,094
I've got no idea what
he's like in real life.
288
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,138
I should probably find out
if he's even a real dad.
289
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,848
Ha. Okay.
290
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,935
Maybe The Dad says
some shit like,
291
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,730
"You're welcome to become 'The
Stepmom' and do my laundry."
292
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,981
Shit, now I hate The Dad.
293
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,691
Now I wanna see
you beat his ass.
294
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,902
Well, why not just whoop his
ass right then and there?
295
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,696
- Why wait?
- Roses for Crystal,
296
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,907
the new champ, left outside.
297
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,408
"Secret Admirer."
298
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,661
What?
299
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,872
These are the first
flowers for me ever.
300
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,832
Just know
that Secret Admirer
301
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,085
might also be
a secret serial killer.
302
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,755
Oh, uh, Jack left Willie
in charge.
303
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,757
I know.
So great, right?
304
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,300
Girl power!
305
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,176
- Girl power!
- Please stop saying that.
306
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,011
Girl power!
307
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,931
Hear there's a new
El Jefe in the house!
308
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,684
Hey! La Jefa!
Wilheminia !
309
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,852
Great. Jack's just taking
some days off.
310
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,855
Bill, did you just
call Willie a heifer?
311
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,358
La Jefa is The Boss
in Spanish, Debbie.
312
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,609
Crystal, you gotta
check the 'Gram.
313
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,653
You're getting
marriage proposals.
314
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,738
Roses too.
Secret admirers.
315
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,407
Okay.
Here's what I'm thinking--
316
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,826
Will, two secs.
Gotta send a text.
317
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,452
I don't care, Paula,
318
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,497
whether it's cash,
comma, Bitcoin, comma,
319
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,541
or doubloons, comma--
get me paid.
320
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,875
And send.
321
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,961
Thank you.
Carry on.
322
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,380
Okay. So we're gonna kick it
off with a celebration
323
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,299
of Crystal's championship--
- Willie, sorry.
324
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,800
What is a doubloon?
325
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,343
Ancient Spanish currency.
326
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,429
How ancient, like back when
they bankrolled Columbus?
327
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,055
Guys.
328
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,265
Columbus
was a genocidal assassin
329
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,808
hired by racist Spaniards.
330
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,184
They're called Conquistadors,
331
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,811
and they learned
that from the Romans.
332
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,313
So, Bill's backstage.
333
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,356
- Bobby, now you're a reporter.
- Cool. Yeah, use me
334
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,858
- how you need me.
- Ooh, Bobby's
335
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,152
a "free use" guy, folks!
336
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,737
Hey, hey!
Got a surprise.
337
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,322
Follow me!
338
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,823
If it's his dick
in a hotdog bun,
339
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,325
I'm grabbing
and not letting go.
340
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,336
- Dad!
- Hey, there's my buddy!
341
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,378
How you doing?
342
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,504
Where'd you go, Dad?
343
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,506
I...
344
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,258
I-I just been at home.
345
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,011
I miss you.
Can you come get me?
346
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,846
Y-yessir. Yessir.
347
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,765
I just gotta do
a little something first.
348
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,350
Won't be long though.
349
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,185
Could you put your mother
on the phone for a second?
350
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,603
She's on a run.
351
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,856
Dad, when can I
come back to school?
352
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,026
We-we met with the school.
You're no longer suspended.
353
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,861
Mommy said
they hadn't decided yet.
354
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,867
I will call your Mom to
clarify--we'll-we'll fix it.
355
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,035
Okay, Dad. Thanks.
356
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,536
I love you.
357
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,372
Love you too, buddy.
You stay positive.
358
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,798
- Whoa!
- Whoo!
359
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,554
Yeah, look at that, dude.
That looks awesome.
360
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,723
Surprise!
361
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,767
- I kept the secret.
- You did!
362
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,810
Man, imagine
"Call of Duty" on this.
363
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,853
No, no, no. "Mario Kart."
364
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,605
- I call Toad.
- Oh, I call Diddy Kong, so...
365
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,732
Diddy Kong hasn't been in
"Mario Kart" since the Wii.
366
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,942
Yeah, did not know that.
367
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,360
Too generous, Eddie.
368
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,404
Hell yeah.
You can watch vignettes,
369
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,406
backstage stuff, interviews.
370
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,908
Totally. Okay, okay.
Back to work, folks!
371
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,243
We can also have movie nights.
372
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,744
Oh, show 'em the features, honey.
373
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,038
No. Why don't we set that
tutorial up for later?
374
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,289
Oh, no, no.
You're gonna love this.
375
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,250
You're gonna wanna see
what this can do.
376
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,127
We gotta over what the plan is.
Everyone please shut up!
377
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,170
Sorry, Annie,
it's just...
378
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,422
We should have called first.
379
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,048
I am so sorry.
380
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,175
Jack left Willie in charge.
381
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,469
Oh, well, isn't
that just wonderful?
382
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,054
Everything is great.
383
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,305
Just, you know, as usual,
there's a lot to do.
384
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,266
So thank you for this.
We'll put it to good use.
385
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,726
We're so grateful.
386
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,102
Everyone, start warming up.
387
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,731
Bill, may I speak to you
privately for a minute?
388
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,357
Jack is gone. Ace is gone.
389
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,109
I need you to be
ring general out there,
390
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,153
not number one Jackass on the
Jackass Most Wanted List.
391
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,612
Help me keep the group focused.
392
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,156
Coach 'em up.
Keep 'em disciplined.
393
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,074
- Got it?
- Aye, aye, Kommandant.
394
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,410
Give a jangle if you
need a sounding board.
395
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,622
Okay.
396
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,625
Good and generous, Earl family.
397
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,377
You must excuse us.
398
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,212
We gotta whip this unit
into a shape
399
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,465
worthy enough
to be on your big screen TV.
400
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:30,425
Uh, it- it's actually a
video wall.
401
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,469
Jim, it appears
your life philosophy
402
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,137
is to wait till someone
says something,
403
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,972
then make them feel
stupid for saying it.
404
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,643
I'm just trying to
tell the truth,
405
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,395
even if it offends someone,
Bill!
406
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,981
Ooh, my bro listened
to our podcast.
407
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,691
All right, well, we'll let
y'all get to work, kids.
408
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,693
Okay. How about a round
of applause...
409
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,279
- Yes.
- ...for Eddie and Annie.
410
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,573
Whoo!
411
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,368
Okay, Crystal,
and Jim the Giant Jesuit,
412
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,703
you're up first.
Into the ring.
413
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,748
How much did that cost?
I won't tell anybody.
414
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,626
Bro, 46 people
including Big Jim
415
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,919
have already
streamed the podcast!
416
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,754
That's so cool, man.
You deserve it.
417
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,839
Thanks, man.
Yeah, I'm telling you, man,
418
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,841
they gotta start listening
to my ideas around here.
419
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,927
I'm gonna get some graphics
templates for this video wall
420
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386
up our game.
421
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,555
I can help bring this place
to whole new level, bro.
422
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,015
I- I hope they listen to you, man.
423
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,976
- Your genius is untapped.
- Ha ha ha. Yes, it is.
424
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,021
Oh!
425
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,023
Don't worry.
You got two of 'em.
426
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,192
D, hey, uh...
427
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,569
when Crystal
kissed me at the fair...
428
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,112
- Mm-hmm.
- ...what do you think
429
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,781
- that meant?
- Didn't see it.
430
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866
- She tongue you?
- No.
431
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,785
Did she suck on your lip?
432
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,578
Like, you know, kinda
clamping down for a second,
433
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,331
then pulling back and making
a very faint popping sound?
434
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,500
- No.
- Did she lean onto your thigh
435
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,043
and kinda, you know,
linger there,
436
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087
perching her
entire bodyweight onto you,
437
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,714
centering it with her crotch?
438
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,134
No, it did not happen in the
way that you just described.
439
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,803
Based on all that, no clue.
440
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,180
Ask her what the kiss meant.
441
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,266
How in the heck am I supposed
to ask a question like that?
442
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,934
Well, you just asked me
a question like that.
443
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,727
Ask her the same question.
444
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,564
Bro, she's getting marriage
proposals and flowers
445
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,567
and she's hot as shit
and also very, very cool.
446
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,610
- Mm-hmm.
- It's a miracle she's single.
447
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,903
Make your move.
448
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,738
Her lips have at least
touched yours.
449
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,448
It was a kiss on the lips, right?
450
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,616
Don't be fucking
telling me it was
451
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,159
on the forehead or on your cheek.
452
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,286
Oh, no, no, no.
Lips were involved.
453
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,787
Hers and mine.
454
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,415
Ha ha ha.
Make your intentions known.
455
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,543
If you whiff, on to the next.
456
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,837
Good.
457
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,047
- Uhh!
- Good. Knee.
458
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,346
Great. Here we go.
459
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,308
- Whoo!
- Oh!
460
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,269
Yeah!
461
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,354
That is how we do it.
462
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,316
Wow.
463
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,289
Your Volvo needs an alignment.
464
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,792
I still can't
believe you survived.
465
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,003
I know how to fall.
466
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,005
I was a wrestler.
467
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,424
Professional wrestler.
468
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,177
Ice every 15 minutes.
469
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,471
And next hike, leave
the soccer shoes behind.
470
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,764
Just get yourself
some Merrells.
471
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,641
They got 52 million styles.
472
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,976
But don't get cute
and buy their clogs.
473
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,313
Clogs are only good
for getting the mail.
474
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,981
Hey.
475
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,400
Stay a little longer.
476
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,321
We can get high.
Fool around.
477
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,156
All of us.
478
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,824
He must be concussed.
479
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,495
I thought y'all were being nice
'cause you wanted to hook up.
480
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,538
Come on, buddy!
Read the room!
481
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,832
Pal, if you interpret being
nice as an invitation to fuck,
482
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,168
you don't know what
being nice looks like.
483
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,839
I misinterpreted the situation.
484
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,341
Yes, you did.
485
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,927
Damn. Be better.
486
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,725
Charlie Gully
attempted to disrupt
487
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,519
an athletic contest.
488
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,772
Once I discovered I had
some... accidental excrement
489
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,359
pooled in the seat of my
pants, I made use of it.
490
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,277
You threw a clothesline.
491
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,779
And then
I shit-stamped his face.
492
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,864
It was as if fate her--
493
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,366
One second, Pop.
494
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,374
Hey, it's Charlie.
Leave a message.
495
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,583
Gully, it's Rooster.
496
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,460
We need to meet up.
497
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,380
Someone is talking
shit about you.
498
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,919
Fuck!
499
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,087
Aah!
500
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,673
Gah--ohh! Ow!
501
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,427
Ah! Ah!
502
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,184
Anytime you want to switch
beds, Love, just let me know.
503
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,853
I like the air kind.
504
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,021
Dad called
while you were running.
505
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,440
He said I can
go back to school.
506
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:38,941
Oh.
507
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,943
Maybe the school
finished their paperwork.
508
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,737
He said he was home
all this time.
509
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,781
You said he was on a trip.
510
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,574
Well, he must have
come back early.
511
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,119
Are you and Dad
getting divorced?
512
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,498
I want to be home.
513
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,999
It's okay, love.
514
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,375
It's not.
515
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,836
You said he was on a trip.
You lied.
516
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,797
You're not a good mommy
to keep me away from him.
517
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,131
Hey.
518
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,801
Mister, sit yourself
up right now.
519
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,677
You will not say that to Mommy!
520
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,679
You have no idea what
it is to be a mommy!
521
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,557
You can't just say those words
and not have them hurt me.
522
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,267
And you can't say them
thinking they will hurt me
523
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,519
and expect me
to just sit here and take it.
524
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,853
You understand?
525
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,188
I'm sorry, Mommy.
526
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,148
I don't wanna be mean.
I'm just sad.
527
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,733
I miss Daddy.
528
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,985
I miss him so much.
529
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,498
Hey, y'all.
530
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,000
Everything okay?
531
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,567
You did
a good job with this script.
532
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:03,776
It's all over the place.
533
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:04,902
It's real good.
534
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,946
Can't be great
in the first draft.
535
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,198
Jack left you in charge
'cause he trusts you won't
536
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,033
completely fuck it up
like I might.
537
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,702
Don't shit on it
or I'll have to tackle you.
538
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,996
That'd be
a bad thing?
539
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,248
Uh no, I gotta focus.
540
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,292
So The Dad ragdolls Crystal
through the table.
541
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,710
She'll sell it well.
Like it.
542
00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,211
We just can't
book some bullshit
543
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,546
where she gets to
glow-up without getting
544
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:24,922
her ass kicked sometimes.
545
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,215
Jack and I thought
the same thing.
546
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,508
Keep her down on the farm
547
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,801
so she's got adversity
to overcome.
548
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,595
That's what they're
paying to see.
549
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,388
Narrative wise, when women
conquer a man's world,
550
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,890
men don't exactly roll over.
551
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,558
No, they go back hard.
552
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,269
But that's what she wanted,
right, to win the belt?
553
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,397
Man had the belt, so to win
the belt she had to fight men.
554
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,690
Whether she deserves
it or not,
555
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,733
she's gotta get her face
pushed in a few times.
556
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,818
What do you mean "whether
she deserves it or not"?
557
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,778
Can't say she deserves
to get her face pushed in.
558
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,405
If you get in a boxing ring,
559
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,074
do you deserve
or not deserve to get punched?
560
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,910
Are we saying Crystal
was unaware
561
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,579
of the pitfalls
of her pursuits?
562
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,122
Okay.
563
00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,248
So The Dad ragdolls
Crystal through the table.
564
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,958
She's out cold. It's brutal.
565
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,585
But then she stirs.
566
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:03,753
She needs to sell
the pain to the crowd.
567
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,546
Hit all the "-izes."
568
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,925
Let them empathize and realize
and Crystalize her pain.
569
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:09,926
Okay.
570
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,305
Hey.
I'm working on the next card.
571
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,015
Wow,
you're working late, huh?
572
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,975
How long you think you'll be?
573
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,435
I don't know.
Jack left me in charge.
574
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,311
I gotta figure it all out--
the card,
575
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,520
the stories, all of it.
576
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:22,813
Jack's letting you
book matches now?
577
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,274
Believe me, I know.
578
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,318
Well, Robin needs
help writing an essay.
579
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,945
I guess you're the helper.
580
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,863
Ted, if it makes you
feel better,
581
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,698
Willie's cooking up probably
one of the best shows
582
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,824
we've ever done.
583
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,409
Hello, Bill.
584
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,495
She's working us all
into overtime, Tedly.
585
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,623
But when the material's
good, you don't mind.
586
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,083
Uh-huh.
587
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,794
Well, I'll let you two go.
588
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,427
"But then she stirs..."
589
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,815
Come home, please.
590
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,484
How the fuck you find me?
591
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,654
"Find my Phone" app
on Mom's phone.
592
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,281
Mom's tracking me?
593
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,700
You share locations.
594
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,537
You're still in
the family plan.
595
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,872
When I die and go to hell,
first thing I'm gonna do
596
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,834
is find Steve Jobs and
beat the fuck outta him.
597
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:26,252
I hope that's not true.
598
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:28,170
For you or Steve Jobs.
599
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,841
Unless he was... unless he was
mean to his cats or something.
600
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,849
You look kinda banged up.
601
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:42,685
You're looking
kinda "fuck you."
602
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,646
Never again.
603
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,568
Just opted out of
Family Sharing.
604
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,403
Now fuck off.
605
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,615
I was hoping that I was gonna
have you at "come home."
606
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,076
Fuck off's just the tip
of the icicle-dick, Jack.
607
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,662
Fuck you with
a massive icicle-dick.
608
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,418
- You should call housekeeping.
- You should fuck off.
609
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,795
With an icicle-dick.
I heard you.
610
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,051
Was the room this trashed
when you checked in?
611
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,802
Nope. Had a bash.
612
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,804
Been meeting some great
people across the U.S. of A.!
613
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,306
Cool.
614
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:26,437
I got some cash on hand
from our last gate receipts.
615
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:29,106
Figured that if you're gonna be
gone for good, you'd need it.
616
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,609
Stealing from
the DWL bank now, huh?
617
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,152
It's hard to steal
from what's ours.
618
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,696
Don't say ours.
You made me think it was ours.
619
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,407
It's yours.
Dad bequeathed the DWL to you.
620
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,618
- Because he wanted me cursed.
- Well, cursed my ass.
621
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:41,994
I seen the buzz
building with Crystal.
622
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,996
Without me.
623
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,956
DWL's taking off
like you always dreamt.
624
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,750
Yet my brother's
in a Mississippi motel room
625
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,418
and my wife's near left me.
626
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,170
Maybe you should
ask yourself why.
627
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,421
What the fuck do you
think led me here!
628
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,673
Mom's phone.
629
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,804
I'm here, hat in hand,
630
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,430
because
I have been thinking about it.
631
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,807
About how to get sympathy.
632
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,642
About my brother.
633
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,435
About how my actions
634
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,270
have affected you
635
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,106
and Staci and Thomas.
636
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,025
"Dear old brother Ace," blah.
637
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,279
"Wife and son," blah.
638
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,824
Heard it all before, Jack!
639
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,200
This is not going
how I expected.
640
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,952
'Cause you're not scripting it.
641
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,453
I'm not just gonna say
642
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,621
- what you want me to.
- I kno--
643
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:26,872
I know all that.
644
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,126
I need to say something,
645
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,503
and then I will leave.
646
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:37,466
May I sit?
647
00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:53,816
When Bill came to you...
648
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,901
with that big-time
contract offer,
649
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,111
I was stunned.
650
00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,821
I wasn't.
651
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,951
Not because I don't
realize how great you are,
652
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,872
but because I'd come to rely
on your talent, your persona.
653
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,417
It was dynamic.
654
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,003
DWL was working.
655
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,838
And I could see
our shared future together.
656
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,257
And then Bill showed up...
657
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,759
with a golden ticket
just for you.
658
00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:25,681
I was not prepared for that.
659
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,727
You were gonna take
your talents elsewhere.
660
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,897
Just like LeBron, motherfucker.
661
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,610
When that happened,
that... that threw me.
662
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,364
I guess it kinda...
663
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:47,036
I-I--I don't guess.
664
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:51,332
It knocked me down,
and I was gutted.
665
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,588
Then I was embarrassed
that, uh...
666
00:29:57,755 --> 00:30:00,883
that I wasn't offering up
congratulations to you.
667
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,765
And whether that was
desperation or envy--
668
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,976
- Both.
- What I am sure of is that I--
669
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,187
Humiliated me.
670
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,110
I used what I knew
as your brother,
671
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:24,907
things only a brother
would know...
672
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,952
to push your buttons.
673
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:30,287
That, you did.
674
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:35,334
Then instead of owning up to
that, like a decent person...
675
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,674
I told myself
it was for your own good.
676
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,223
Dad killing himself fucked me up.
677
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,186
More than I care to admit.
678
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,566
More than I thought.
679
00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:07,449
I loved him so much.
680
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:11,370
I hated him so much.
681
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,832
And I glossed over all that
'cause I couldn't change it.
682
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,045
The love, the hate.
683
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,381
The way he was,
the way he wasn't.
684
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,052
The way he went out.
685
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:34,351
You and me are trying to
survive after finding out
686
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,812
that Spade men
aren't supposed to survive.
687
00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,318
We're supposed to come home
688
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:45,863
and blow our heads off
on the back porch
689
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,490
and let our sons clean us up.
690
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,368
My God.
691
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,956
That's... terrible.
692
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,292
Jack, that's...
693
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,338
I am truly sorry
694
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,632
for the way
that I've treated you.
695
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,307
Please come home.
696
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,313
Give me a chance to be
a great brother to you.
697
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,071
You were never
a bad big brother.
698
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:28,822
Only lately.
699
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,703
I'm not a good guy who deserves
a great brother anyway.
700
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,039
I'm a shit heap all on my own.
701
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,541
No, you're not.
702
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,251
Then you don't
know me very well.
703
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,796
I know the heart of you.
704
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:50,719
Good uncle, teammate, friend.
705
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,056
Jack, I'm not a good guy.
706
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,100
Farthest thing from it.
707
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:59,228
These people loved you
before I turned you Heel.
708
00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,524
Let me help make it right.
709
00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:10,197
Jack, you know what
I realized on this trip?
710
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:16,745
After several disturbing
711
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,497
interactions...
712
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,963
I'm not good at
making new friends.
713
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,259
I haven't made
a new friend in years.
714
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,677
Making friends was never hard
715
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,595
because I was always
part of a team.
716
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:35,764
I had, like, instafriends,
guys I met through sports.
717
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,350
Everyone kind of
had to be my friend.
718
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,519
- That's not true.
- Don't tell me that.
719
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,604
I do bad shit.
720
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,148
I say dumb things.
I do dumb things.
721
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,316
I broke Bobby's leg.
722
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,610
I left the DWL because
no one really likes me.
723
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,154
I'm gone because
any other promotion
724
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,447
would have run me outta town.
725
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:52,865
We're not any other promotion.
726
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,283
But the worst
thing I've done...
727
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:57,411
the worst thing I've done
728
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,788
is I told you
you were gonna stay in Duffy
729
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,874
and kill yourself like Dad.
730
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,088
It's forgotten.
731
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,965
I'm reminding you.
732
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,092
I'm that guy.
733
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:16,805
I'm the guy who said that.
734
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,474
What kind of guy says
that to his brother?
735
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,184
Me.
736
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:22,853
It's in the past.
Don't matter.
737
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:26,315
Everything that came to me
after that statement,
738
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,150
I set in motion.
739
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:29,359
That's not true.
740
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,195
Yes, it is.
741
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:35,657
And yeah, yeah,
742
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:39,495
you were kinda
dick-ish about the belt,
743
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,581
but I didn't have to say that.
744
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,000
And yet I did.
745
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,587
And I did it
because I'm a selfish fuck
746
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:50,756
who was praised
his whole life for sports.
747
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,133
And now that sports are over,
748
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,053
I don't know what the fuck
to do when I don't get it.
749
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,187
I'm gonna go out
and get us some food.
750
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,443
I'm not coming home, Jack.
751
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,182
Lord, please help me.
752
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:50,482
Please... help me.
753
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:57,364
I need help, Lord.
754
00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,999
You know where
you're going next?
755
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:11,420
Some wonderful, unknown
place called "Not Duffy."
756
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:16,133
I dunno. Due West?
757
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,969
That's what they say, right?
758
00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:21,346
"Go West, young man.
759
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,307
You're not getting younger."
760
00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:32,566
Sometimes I think about Dad...
761
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,529
And if he's happier... dead.
762
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,993
You ever wonder if it's
like...
763
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,705
...worse?
What comes after this life?
764
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,709
I'm just focused on this life.
765
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,966
I think the thing
that made Dad a sad man
766
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,595
is that...
767
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,014
he wanted
something he never got.
768
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:09,436
And it made him sad and... mean.
769
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,942
I don't want something
so much like being famous
770
00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:18,195
that I become sad and mean.
771
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,159
The only thing that keeps me
going is not that I think
772
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:27,579
that this life's gonna be
better, but...
773
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:32,960
that what comes after
we die might be worse.
774
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,964
I made life hard on you.
775
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,760
I shouldn't have.
776
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,058
I'm really sorry.
777
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,857
Thanks for coming all the
way out here, Jack, really.
778
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,860
If you ever feel bad about
how things went down,
779
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,863
just...
780
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,199
let it go.
781
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:07,035
It's forgiven.
For reals.
782
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:14,209
I care about you so very much.
783
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,544
I see that.
784
00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,879
Thanks.
785
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,763
Uh...
786
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,519
Please.
787
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:36,982
For gas money
and the room damage.
788
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,435
Put me down you
big oaf.
789
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,146
- Come on. Come on. Over!
- Help!
790
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:17,939
Fuck you, Cottonmouth.
791
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,691
Aah!
792
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,026
Hey.
793
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:23,653
Hey, Willie, I've been
working on my reporter voice.
794
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,238
Which sucks. Diego.
795
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,698
Tell me why
you're doing the move
796
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:27,783
I scripted for The Dad.
797
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,034
I told y'all.
798
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,452
I just thought me
ragdolling Crystal
799
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,703
might be more unexpected.
800
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,622
For who, me?
801
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:35,165
'Cause I was up till 2:00
working on that shit.
802
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,084
I just thought you'd
maybe like this better.
803
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,169
- It's totally my fault.
- It's not totally your fault.
804
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,129
The fault is all of yours
for not doing what I wrote.
805
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,465
Would you do this to Jack?
Huh? I don't think so.
806
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:45,133
Hey, y'all gotta watch this.
807
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,635
No, Debbie.
Not now.
808
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:49,304
Willie, I mean it.
809
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:50,972
If you're just
joining us, shocking video
810
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,517
has surfaced of NFL
linebacker Chris DeLeo
811
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,684
assaulting his wife.
812
00:39:57,145 --> 00:40:01,483
Go [bleep, bleep].
813
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,986
The football
star ragdolling his wife
814
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,738
follows a disturbing
trend of athletes
815
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,365
and domestic violence,
816
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:11,576
including all-star shortstop
Joe Kwitkowski
817
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,829
caught punching his girlfriend
at a Las Vegas casino.
818
00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,705
White House Press
Secretary Millicent Burgin
819
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,958
had this comment moments ago.
820
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,210
The President
condemns the current wave
821
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,337
of violence as
highlighted by the rash
822
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,340
of pro athletes caught on
camera pummeling women.
823
00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,008
This Saturday,
he and the First Lady
824
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:30,137
will lead a call-to-action
march on the National Mall
825
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,848
in an effort to wipe out
this national scourge.
826
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,182
Informal protests
827
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,725
have begun to form
outside the headquarters
828
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,436
of the NFL and MLB.
829
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:43,150
When we come back, red wine,
superfood or super poison?
830
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,361
Wow.
831
00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:49,698
Y'all take the rest
of the day.
832
00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,241
Turn that shit off.
833
00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:59,040
And then
I shit-stamped his face.
834
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,376
Oh, they fuckin' with you, Charlie,
835
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,920
and they
fuckin' with your business.
836
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:07,215
- Wild Bill has a lotta fans.
- Boom!
837
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,634
Yeah, they're having
a nice laugh.
838
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,094
They think they're funny, guys.
839
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,388
- Yeah, I can be funny.
- Very.
840
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,891
I can be funny, too.
841
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,565
"Winning this title is by far
842
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:26,484
the greatest
moment in my life.
843
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,112
A life that hasn't
been too full of 'em.
844
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:33,783
When I won that strap,
I was on top of the world
845
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:35,243
and y'all helped put me there.
846
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,250
- Hey, you.
- Hey.
847
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,919
We're supposed to take
the rest of the day off.
848
00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,046
I was just thinking about
how things might go
849
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,423
when Willie and Jack talk.
850
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,300
Just wanted to walk through
some stuff I was thinking.
851
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,676
Makes sense.
852
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,720
You think they're gonna,
you know, maybe--
853
00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:54,930
- Change things up?
- Yeah.
854
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,973
Yeah. I...
855
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,433
I get why.
856
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,101
Yeah, it's like, you know,
when a big tornado
857
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,645
devastates a town.
858
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,438
No one wants to watch
a tornado movie.
859
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,731
Hmm.
Yeah.
860
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,024
I just...
861
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,776
I just want to wrestle.
862
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,945
I can't tell people what
things can mean or should mean
863
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,405
or how whatever they're
watching means what it means.
864
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,452
You wanna get something
to eat?
865
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,746
Yeah. Sure.
866
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:20,914
Cool.
867
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,167
Crystal, I gotta
ask you something.
868
00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:27,254
Yes, I was afraid Diego
was gonna drop me.
869
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,756
No.
870
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,884
Uh, did it mean anything when
you kissed me at the fair?
871
00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,180
Saying good night?
872
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,891
I thought I felt certain, uh,
873
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,686
a certain something extra.
874
00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:45,480
Tch. Uh...
875
00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:48,650
Not really.
876
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,568
No.
877
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:54,823
Okay then.
Yeah, it's, uh,
878
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,491
Sorry to have asked.
879
00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,827
I guess you can't really
help it if you're naturally
880
00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:00,328
really good at it.
881
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:05,125
When it means something...
this is how I kiss.
882
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,511
Any other questions?
883
00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:19,055
- Nope.
- Good.
884
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,267
Now if you don't mind,
after dinner,
885
00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:25,020
we should probably just
go to our neutral corners.
886
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,479
Cool down.
887
00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:27,605
Focus.
888
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,733
Sure. Yeah.
889
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,111
I'm just gonna kiss you one
more time first, though.
890
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,946
Sounds good to me.
891
00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:51,588
Hey.
892
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,174
Found him.
893
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,968
He's not coming back.
894
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,387
Sorry, Jack.
895
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:00,972
He's going West.
896
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,559
Where, not sure.
897
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:05,685
Wow.
898
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:07,562
Yeah.
899
00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:10,899
Yep.
900
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,234
How's things here?
901
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:16,905
You haven't seen the news?
902
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,574
I've been calling you,
texting you, nothing.
903
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:21,785
- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
904
00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:25,580
All right, well, we
need a women's division.
905
00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,582
It's time.
906
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,084
Okay.
907
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,752
Okay. So here,
here's what I think we do.
908
00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:32,253
I think we bring in some
stringers for a while.
909
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,130
Women, you know,
we can't have Crystal
910
00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,424
getting beat on each week
by every man on our roster.
911
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,676
And vice versa, she can't
run through everyone.
912
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,595
It's a nice little story,
we've pulled it off this far.
913
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:43,556
But it's not sustainable
for business.
914
00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:49,020
You all right?
915
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,649
Look, there's a reason your
dad didn't want Ace doing this.
916
00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:55,276
He didn't think
he was built for it.
917
00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,487
He did think it was for you.
918
00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:01,116
Last couple days have
been good for me though.
919
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,700
You know,
I think I really found
920
00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,411
some story areas
that we can write toward,
921
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,704
that we can keep exploring.
922
00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,124
I'm excited about
where we can go.
923
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,793
Just sorry we had to
pivot a bit with Crystal.
924
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,462
She's really something, Jack.
925
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,089
I don't want to
talk about Crystal.
926
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:21,344
I'm...
927
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,596
rethinking everything.
928
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:29,602
Understood.
929
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,314
See you later.
930
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,139
How in the hell did
you get in here?!
931
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,849
Still got my key.
932
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,976
You should really
get a keypad, Jack.
933
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,811
We had trouble working
the spotlight at first.
934
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,855
But luckily my cousin
Paul spent a summer
935
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,398
touring with Billy Squire.
936
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:17,025
What was Squire's
hit song again, Paul?
937
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,486
-"Stroking"?
-"Stroke Me!"
938
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,779
Get off my property. Now.
939
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,242
Turnabout's fair play, Jack.
940
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,369
You came on my property,
now I'm on yours.
941
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:30,038
I thought about
sticking one of those
942
00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,789
big red bows they put
on new cars on myself,
943
00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:34,042
but that seemed like overkill.
944
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,961
Big boy,
I'm here to give props.
945
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,713
I thought you'd painted
yourself into a corner
946
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,256
at the State Fair.
947
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,716
But uh, you booked your way
right out of that.
948
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:44,928
I mean, Crystal.
Wow, my hat is off.
949
00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,596
- Literally.
- Very nice of you
950
00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,640
to drive all
this way just to put me over.
951
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,892
I want both of us to get over.
I got a big heart.
952
00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:54,062
It's time we did
a cross-promotion.
953
00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:57,649
Your guys against my guys,
one ring, red rover red rover.
954
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,442
People go nuts. We get rich.
955
00:46:59,609 --> 00:47:01,194
No, thank you.
956
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,946
Leave your key on the way out.
957
00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,906
A smart man, a man with
dreams and obligations,
958
00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:07,617
stops walking for a second
and hears me out.
959
00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,452
Would that get you
on your way faster?
960
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:10,787
Think about it.
961
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,872
I got your expat Rooster
here on my payroll.
962
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,416
You decided to fuck with me
and punch me three times.
963
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,920
That crime is the most viewed
video on Dystopia's Instagram.
964
00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:21,339
Bill and his big
hairy fuck buddy Diego
965
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,925
started talking shit about me
on their brand new podcast.
966
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,760
Now I wanna beat
their brains in.
967
00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:27,595
All of this is
"free story," Jack,
968
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:30,807
the most precious
commodity in our business.
969
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:34,435
Jack, you know I was
the best on the DWL roster,
970
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,772
and you can get
all of this back.
971
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:40,358
At least for a couple of cards.
972
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,318
- Fuck you, Deandre.
- Ha ha ha.
973
00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:43,695
Fuck you, Jack.
974
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:44,946
You fucking
with my money when
975
00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:46,573
you fucking with Dystopia.
976
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,783
Oh, listen, all of you
were fucking with me.
977
00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:50,952
I went down to Florida
to get my brother.
978
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:53,413
Come clean, Charlie.
You were poaching Ace.
979
00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,456
Poaching Ace just like
you poached Rooster.
980
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,167
Don't use the poach on me
like I'm some fucking animal.
981
00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,128
Or an egg.
982
00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:02,130
Look, Jack, I just offered
a couple guys a job.
983
00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:03,715
Okay?
984
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,633
Everyone is very tense
with being fucked with.
985
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,136
But here's the thing, we live
in an extraordinary time.
986
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:10,638
The meaning of
"fuck with" has changed.
987
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,266
The meaning of "fuck with"
has evolved.
988
00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,934
How's it go again Rooster?
989
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,937
If I "fuck with" somebody,
it used to be bad.
990
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,314
Now it can be good.
991
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:23,151
So, if "I fucks with you,"
then we good.
992
00:48:23,318 --> 00:48:26,779
So I wanna take
the old definition,
993
00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:29,240
"You fucked with me,"
bad, and turn it into,
994
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,867
"I fucks with you," good.
995
00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,660
Am I getting it right, Rooster?
996
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,162
Oh, you're a quick
learner, Gully.
997
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,747
Yeah, well, young
people keep me young.
998
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,082
Jack, there's money
lying on the floor.
999
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,336
And all we gotta do
is bend over and pick it up.
1000
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:42,837
Not interested.
1001
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,881
Jack, I'm here with
an olive branch.
1002
00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,841
Shove it up your ass.
1003
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:49,010
That's not a nice thing to say.
1004
00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:52,764
That's not a nice thing
to do with an olive branch.
1005
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,391
When someone presents you
with a peace offering,
1006
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,602
especially a potentially
lucrative one,
1007
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,187
you should treat it
with some affection,
1008
00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:03,358
not tell a guy to
jam it up his bum.
1009
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:06,194
Would you take my olive
branch out of my bum, Jack?
1010
00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:08,863
That way we can have peace,
profit, and by the way,
1011
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:09,947
we can have olives.
1012
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:10,948
You like olives, Rooster?
1013
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,200
Yes.
1014
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,910
Jack don't. Ha ha.
1015
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:16,746
So maybe we should just
go on ahead and go home.
1016
00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:17,747
That's a great idea.
1017
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,374
Get the fuck on your way.
1018
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:20,875
Okay, Jack, I guess
the time for smokin'
1019
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,044
the peace pipe is over.
1020
00:49:23,211 --> 00:49:25,004
What in the hell is happening?
1021
00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:27,006
How many people you
got hiding around here?
1022
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:30,718
Jack, this fireplug of a man
is my attorney Sam Burphy.
1023
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,929
He practices
in Florida and Georgia,
1024
00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,431
but he especially enjoys
Georgia because he says
1025
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,225
it's like fish in a barrel
up here.
1026
00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:38,768
Sick 'em, Counselor.
1027
00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,603
This is personal injury litigation
1028
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,397
pursuant to you trespassing
onto petitioner's property
1029
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,898
and punching petitioner
in the face.
1030
00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,066
Yeah.
You can't do that, Jack.
1031
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,150
That's assault and battery.
1032
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:47,443
And that's against the law.
1033
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:48,903
My body is my body.
1034
00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,321
I have a right to its safety.
1035
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,864
You violated it.
1036
00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,449
I lost a crown,
I lost the feeling in my jaw,
1037
00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,118
and I also lost
about $3 million
1038
00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:57,078
worth of personal credibility.
1039
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:58,788
You've been served.
1040
00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:00,957
- I'm so good at that.
- Mm-hmm.
1041
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:05,503
Ah-ah-ah, Jack.
Paul's recording.
1042
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,922
Also, an officer of
the court is present, me.
1043
00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,258
So one punch under
these circumstances
1044
00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:11,718
will secure
petitioner's victory
1045
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,845
and bring on a
second lawsuit, which
1046
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,179
petitioner will also win.
1047
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,224
Let me stick my chin
out there for you, Jack.
1048
00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:21,811
Go ahead. No?
1049
00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:25,064
All right, slugger, very good.
1050
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:28,401
You seem to fancy yourself
a master storyteller.
1051
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:29,944
Well, tell me a story
about a man
1052
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:31,738
who thinks he can punch
people without consequence.
1053
00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:36,659
That story is not this story.
1054
00:50:36,826 --> 00:50:39,078
But in the spirit of
burying the hatchet,
1055
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:42,165
you get to decide what
the consequence will be.
1056
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:44,375
You help me restore
my honor in the ring
1057
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,962
with a cross-promotion
between the DWL and Dystopia
1058
00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:50,798
or I hit you back
and take everything you got.
1059
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:57,221
It is not for me to ask you
1060
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,474
why the consequences
of punching me
1061
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,058
never occurred to you.
1062
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,352
Maybe they did,
and you dismissed them.
1063
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,563
Not smart.
1064
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:09,358
So you decide if you wanna
take the olive branch
1065
00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:12,487
out of my bum and work together
1066
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:16,365
or if you wanna watch me take
every goddamn dollar you make
1067
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,451
for the rest
of your goddamn life.
1068
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,749
I look forward to
hearing from you.
1069
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:28,628
All right, everybody,
back on the bus.
1070
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:49,357
Can't believe you found me.
1071
00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:51,567
I care about you.
1072
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:53,528
We shared a lot.
1073
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,578
How's that?
Tender?
1074
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,413
Yeah, a little.
1075
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,709
Thought about you today.
1076
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,171
You look different.
1077
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,049
How so?
1078
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,051
You didn't have any clothes on.
1079
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:20,972
Aah!
1080
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,974
That's for Bobby, motherfucker!
1081
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,225
Payback time!
1082
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:25,309
Get him!
1083
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:27,937
What the fuck are you doing?!
1084
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,480
Fucking you up!
1085
00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:32,650
Dad?
1086
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,570
Say again, Mr. Spade?
1087
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:40,116
Oh, he said, "Hold it
together, Ace!"
1088
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,909
I named you Ace because
you're aces, Ace.
1089
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,704
Number one! I warned you
don't give up the fight!
1090
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:46,914
Compete! Compete!
1091
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:47,915
Compete!
1092
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:03,180
Oh, shit.
1093
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:15,484
It's so sexist that we
can't have male wrestlers
1094
00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,778
beating on female
wrestlers because people
1095
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,156
get upset when they see
real men beat real women.
1096
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:21,657
I mean, okay, fine.
1097
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:24,785
But how come they
can't separate the two?
1098
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:29,040
I, me, the Debs, know Crystal
getting punched in the face
1099
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,083
is pretend,
for my entertainment,
1100
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,211
just like when it happens
to Jack or Diego or Bill.
1101
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,213
I said this exact
thing to Bobby.
1102
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,466
Why can't people find
it cool that a man
1103
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:41,302
twice the size of Crystal is
launching her across the room?
1104
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,305
She's a character.
She's not dead, okay?
1105
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,807
She has the belt. We're
gonna make sure she wins.
1106
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,144
We just don't want it to look
implausible every second.
1107
00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:51,979
She needs something
to fight against.
1108
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,149
You show me a woman who doesn't
have to fight against men.
1109
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:57,985
You can't.
It's so sexist!
1110
00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:01,155
And the heck with the women
who can't handle watching it.
1111
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:05,743
I'm so sick of estrogen
and fragile female egos.
1112
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,500
Not sure
it's fragility or estrogen.
1113
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:14,085
It might just be
people not wanting
1114
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,169
to be thinking about
bad stuff while they're
1115
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:16,671
being entertained.
1116
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,714
That might be it too.
1117
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,633
What do I know?
1118
00:55:13,561 --> 00:55:15,813
Is it too late to say sorry?
1119
00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:23,571
I'm sorry I put the DWL first.
1120
00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:26,615
And I'm sorry that
I haven't been the best me.
1121
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,910
I'm sorry I kept
your son from you.
1122
00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:33,289
I'm sorry.
1123
00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:37,001
I'm...
I'm sorry too.
1124
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,129
I love you so much.
1125
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:43,174
I love you.
1126
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,217
He missed you.
1127
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,914
- Want Mama's bacon?
- Yes, please.
1128
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,082
Thank you very much.
1129
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:41,982
Uh, Mom doesn't
want me home.
1130
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,984
Can I stay here?
1131
00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,445
Uncle Ace!
1132
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,530
Of course.
1133
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:50,366
I missed you.
1134
00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:52,409
Hey, dude.