1 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,934 Previously on Heels ... 2 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:19,103 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue 3 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:20,813 going on with a child. 4 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,857 It's a miracle we got out of that meeting 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,984 with them agreeing to let Thomas back in school. 6 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:27,403 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 7 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:28,779 Punching isn't always wrong. 8 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,239 Mr. Jack Spade! 9 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,284 I'm sorry to burden you with this. 10 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,827 You're my friend, not a burden. 11 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,620 You can stay here as long as you want. 12 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:39,373 My name is Crystal Tyler. 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,083 And I am the baddest... 14 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:43,794 ...bitch... 15 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,298 ...the DWL has ever seen. 16 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:48,591 - Crystal! - Yeah! 17 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,718 Congrats again, superstar. 18 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,431 - So why are you here? - Ace? 19 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,308 Suits from up north sent me to scout him. 20 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:59,143 He's not gonna leave what we're building. 21 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,561 I've been calling Ace since last night. 22 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,021 He's gone. 23 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:03,189 I'd like the restroom key, please. 24 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:06,150 Got to buy something. I got Coke, Cherry Coke. 25 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,818 Stick them all up your ass, sir. 26 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,528 Let me buy you a meal, partner. 27 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,447 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 28 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:13,532 If you're hiking and camping Dover Springs, 29 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,159 - I hope you're all geared up. - I was just gonna wear these. 30 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,494 You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 31 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,245 It's pretty rough terrain. 32 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,249 Aah! 33 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:33,677 ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 34 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,681 ♪ The answer ♪ 35 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:42,228 ♪ I will ♪ 36 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:44,897 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 37 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,483 ♪ To find you ♪ 38 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,694 ♪ To find ♪ 39 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,864 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 40 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,617 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 41 00:01:56,784 --> 00:02:00,246 ♪ All that you want ♪ 42 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,875 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 43 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,503 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 44 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:10,506 ♪ Won't be ♪ 45 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:13,300 ♪ Granted ♪ 46 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,096 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 47 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:22,893 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 48 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:28,357 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 49 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:33,153 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 50 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,573 ♪ One ♪ 51 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,409 ♪ To one ♪ 52 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:41,287 ♪ What's love ♪ 53 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:47,251 ♪ In war? ♪ 54 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,973 Keep stirring, Jack. 55 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,433 Eddie Earl's coming to dinner to maybe invest 56 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,018 in Daddy's wrestling league. 57 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,103 This cake is our way of saying "please." 58 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,939 "Please" sounds better with cake. 59 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,317 I got a good feeling about this. 60 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,027 Great. 61 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,446 Hope your good feelings turn into money. 62 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,327 You stole a piece of cake. 63 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,120 - No, I didn't. - Don't be sinning 64 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,163 twice at once-- stealing and lying. 65 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,664 Move it. 66 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,291 You said I could have a piece. 67 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,293 After Eddie had his! Pants down! 68 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,628 I'm sorry, Mommy. 69 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,796 Too late for sorry. Pants down! 70 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,304 Aah! 71 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,807 The hell's going on? 72 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,267 He stole a piece of cake, then lied! 73 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,144 I won't be mother to a liar. 74 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,854 Eddie's due any second, Carol! 75 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:50,689 You're unreal. 76 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,985 Aah! 77 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,612 You got the sponsorship, Tom! 78 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,489 This is gonna be great for the whole town of Duffy. 79 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,032 It's the start of something great, Eddie. 80 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:01,241 Bye. Thank you! 81 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:05,663 Eddie Earl's giving us some money! 82 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,539 Daddy is so happy. 83 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:15,172 Now, Jack, a mommy's job is to show her son how to behave. 84 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,007 "Chasten thy son while there is hope, 85 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,176 and let not thy soul spare for his crying." 86 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,011 Proverbs 19:18. 87 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,056 You became a better person today. 88 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,892 I'll get some cream for your boo-boos. 89 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,191 Thirty-six hours of steady rainfall 90 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,694 have left many homeless in the Metro area, 91 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,320 knee-deep in flood waters. 92 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,198 Put my phone down. 93 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,908 You gonna use the landline till I find Ace. 94 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,369 Ace don't wanna be found. 95 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,705 This is Dad's belt. 96 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:52,126 And I wear it sometimes to remind me to not be you. 97 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:56,922 I been thinking a lot about you, how you behaved. 98 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,549 Well, boo-hoo. 99 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,551 Now, give me my phone. 100 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,428 Ace needs to be left alone. 101 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,014 You don't know what Ace needs any more than I do. 102 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,933 Know this though--if me and Ace end up killing each other, 103 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,269 you will have played a big part in why. 104 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,095 Ohh... 105 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,805 Oh--ah! 106 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,140 Ah... 107 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,734 Ah--ah! Shit. 108 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,545 Aah-- 109 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,507 ohh... fuck! 110 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,426 One more. 111 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,136 I can't. 112 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,263 I disagree. Come on. 113 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,187 Here we go. 114 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:38,524 Push. Come on. 115 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,275 - Uhh-- - Yes! 116 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,402 - Nice. - Okay. 117 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,074 - Look great. - Yeah. Thanks for 118 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,326 pushing me to dig deep. 119 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:52,996 In that case, one more set. 120 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,998 I--ha. 121 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,090 You're a good son, Deandre, buying me this bed. 122 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,509 Too generous. 123 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:08,220 Oh, look, Pops, now that I'm the champ at Dystopia, 124 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,305 I make this in a day. 125 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,975 Yeah. I worry about you in that car crash wrestling 126 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:15,018 they do at Dystopia. 127 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,521 You'd never catch Rocky Johnson 128 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,190 using barbed wire to beat a man. 129 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,901 - Do it with his bare hands. - Ha ha. Look, Pops. 130 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,112 I got this. Look, I'm gonna go work out. 131 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,864 Now, you text me if you invite a lady over here 132 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,365 to break in your new bed. 133 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,367 I'ma need the heads up. 134 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,411 - Okay. - Okay? 135 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,413 - All right, son. - All right, now listen. 136 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,416 I know how loud you can get. 137 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,220 Let's rip this fart together. 138 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,097 Hell yeah. 139 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,059 The time has finally come. 140 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,729 He's one of the greatest to ever step between the ropes, 141 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:02,316 three-time World Champion, six-time Tag Team Champion, 142 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,068 the only man to wrestle three different species 143 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,361 and defeat two of them. 144 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,072 It's the "Wild Bill Hancock" podcast! 145 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,908 Diego Cottonmouth here, 146 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,410 your masked menace luchador, producing. 147 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,120 Bill, you said you wanted to cover 148 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,914 not just wrestling, but life. 149 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,459 You want each episode to be wide-ranging and estranging. 150 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,419 Diego, my goal is to use the truth 151 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,463 to offend as many people as I can. 152 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:27,174 So, look, lots to discuss, 153 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,593 but your fans got tons of questions, 154 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,428 and they're gonna fast forward until they get the answers. 155 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,347 So let's talk DWL first. 156 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,265 Folks have had difficulty 157 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,935 following all the swerves at the DWL lately-- 158 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,771 Uh, Crystal defeating both you and Jack Spade. 159 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,106 Defeat's a dubious conclusion. 160 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,441 Well, she has the belt. You do not. 161 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,776 Is that not a defeat? 162 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,444 A setback is not a defeat. 163 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:48,862 Uh-huh. 164 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,907 Now, Crystal, in her rise to DWL champ, 165 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:55,160 had stints as Ace Spade and Bobby Pin's valet. 166 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,703 Correct. 167 00:08:56,828 --> 00:09:00,165 But she re-enlisted as your valet, Bunny Bombshell. 168 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,209 I saved that lassie from the swamp. 169 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,378 But the moment I was in need of the very services 170 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,171 a valet renders, 171 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,215 she forgot everything I'd done for her. 172 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:11,385 The only reason she can hang with the big boys 173 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470 is 'cause I taught Crystal Tyler 174 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,305 everything she knows! 175 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,016 Now she's proving herself worthy to learn the rest of it 176 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,935 in the opposing corner of the ring. 177 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:23,313 I don't care if you're a man, woman, or alien species. 178 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,732 You step through those ropes and cross The Bill, 179 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,734 you're gonna get the horns. Life is long. 180 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,236 Yessir. 181 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,654 Tell us what occurred at the State Fair 182 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:31,989 with Charlie Gully then. 183 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,365 My sense of honor occurred! 184 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,784 Gully crashed our event. I took umbrage. 185 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,536 Yeah. Y-you claimed 186 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:40,831 you had a bout of, uh, involuntary digestive distress. 187 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,666 I've stated facts. 188 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,252 God created the sphincter so that shitting, by design, 189 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,962 would be voluntary. 190 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,880 The sphincter's a goddamn damper for the rectum. 191 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,258 Asses don't leak unless they're poisoned! 192 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,051 Yet, despite that, you swallowed your shame 193 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,428 in pursuit of the belt. 194 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm a competitor first, gentleman second. 195 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,933 Charlie Gully attempted to disrupt an athletic contest. 196 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,352 Once I discovered I had some... 197 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,147 accidental excrement pooled in the seat of my pants, 198 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,440 I made use of it. 199 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,692 You threw a clothesline. 200 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,694 And then I shit-stamped his face. 201 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,904 It was as if fate herself proclaimed, 202 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,574 "Here is a man you'd like to eat shit 203 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,035 presenting his mouth as a fortuitous receptacle." 204 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,411 Boom! 205 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,747 Lemons into lemonade, kids. 206 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,290 Whoo! 207 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,301 Hey, I'm gonna grab some Egg McMuffins. 208 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,469 You want one? 209 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,887 - No. - How about for Jack? 210 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,097 - Jack's outta town. - Till when? 211 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,017 We gotta promote the next show. Did he give you a script? 212 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,852 No. Just said I was "in charge." 213 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,729 Holy shit! Was he stoned? 214 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,230 Wait, you're in charge? 215 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,733 Yay! Girl power! 216 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,234 I gotta focus. 217 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,236 A McGriddle 'n' sausage? 218 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,238 Go. 219 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,085 Watch that one there. 220 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,756 - Next leg! - Hey! 221 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,509 Hey! 222 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,761 Shit! You okay?! 223 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,012 Sprained my ankle. 224 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,098 You got another line you can toss down? 225 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,974 - Janice! - What?! 226 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,601 There's a guy down here! 227 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,019 Says he might have broke his ankle. 228 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,896 I'll call in a rescue chopper. 229 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,273 No, no, I said I sprained it! I-it's just a sprain. 230 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,317 A sprain can be worse than a break. 231 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,612 Can you just let me try to climb up, please? 232 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,781 All right, Janice, no chopper this time. 233 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,658 Just drop down another harness. 234 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,494 Let's help this guy out. 235 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,913 So I was thinking we do a backstage interview, 236 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,331 a medical update on Wild Bill 237 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,791 after Crystal kicked him into oblivion. 238 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,209 Bill cuts a promo. 239 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,128 - Shifts the blame to the crowd. - I love it. 240 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,047 We should make Bobby our backstage roving reporter. 241 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,425 His leg's still healing but he's so-- 242 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,801 Stiff and robotic. 243 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:58,885 Done. 244 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,096 So Bobby gets Bill's reaction 245 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,305 to all that went down last week. 246 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,641 Crystal won is what went down. 247 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,476 Yes, she did. 248 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,311 So, Bill tells the crowd how tough you are, 249 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,689 but then he calls you a piece of shit 250 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,607 so that he can bring it all back around later, 251 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,484 saying, "All that nice stuff I said about you before 252 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,652 "is just gonna make beating your ass 253 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:16,862 all the more sweet!" 254 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,238 Perfect. 255 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,656 And you don't need to give me my due. 256 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,907 I took it! 257 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,701 It's going in. 258 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,371 Hey. 259 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,832 Willie, is Ace doing all right? 260 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,292 Right now, Ace is just a blinking dot 261 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,960 on his mother's phone somewhere not here. 262 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,337 Could be two towns over, could be Tallahassee. 263 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,173 The only thing that Jack suggested 264 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,592 was that we start off with your championship celebration. 265 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,510 So I'm thinking you come out on the mic, 266 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,471 you know, "Pound for pound, I'm the best wrestler there is 267 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,890 "in the DWL, and I'm on top 268 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,017 because you all believed in me!" 269 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,894 Really make the crowd feel part of it. 270 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,729 Y'all have taken me this far, 271 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,690 and it's gon' be one hell of a ride 272 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,358 seeing where we go from here... 273 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,652 - Together. - Exactly! 274 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,488 You're the antithesis of Bill, but we don't wanna see 275 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198 the two of you mixing it up again 276 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,533 until we string the story out further. 277 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,578 So instead, we have The Dad interrupting on the mic, 278 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413 you know, as a sort of surrogate for Bill, 279 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,081 complaining about a woman holding a man's title, 280 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,291 blah, blah. 281 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,751 Wait, The Dad? 282 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,878 He's... he's so nice. 283 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296 - Dad's a douche. - Oh, really? 284 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,380 I didn't know that. 285 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,132 In the story. Keep up, kid. 286 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,801 I'm sorry. You said it so emphatically. 287 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,094 I've got no idea what he's like in real life. 288 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,138 I should probably find out if he's even a real dad. 289 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,848 Ha. Okay. 290 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,935 Maybe The Dad says some shit like, 291 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,730 "You're welcome to become 'The Stepmom' and do my laundry." 292 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,981 Shit, now I hate The Dad. 293 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,691 Now I wanna see you beat his ass. 294 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,902 Well, why not just whoop his ass right then and there? 295 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,696 - Why wait? - Roses for Crystal, 296 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,907 the new champ, left outside. 297 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,408 "Secret Admirer." 298 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,661 What? 299 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,872 These are the first flowers for me ever. 300 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,832 Just know that Secret Admirer 301 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,085 might also be a secret serial killer. 302 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,755 Oh, uh, Jack left Willie in charge. 303 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,757 I know. So great, right? 304 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,300 Girl power! 305 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,176 - Girl power! - Please stop saying that. 306 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,011 Girl power! 307 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,931 Hear there's a new El Jefe in the house! 308 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,684 Hey! La Jefa! Wilheminia ! 309 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,852 Great. Jack's just taking some days off. 310 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,855 Bill, did you just call Willie a heifer? 311 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,358 La Jefa is The Boss in Spanish, Debbie. 312 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,609 Crystal, you gotta check the 'Gram. 313 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,653 You're getting marriage proposals. 314 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,738 Roses too. Secret admirers. 315 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,407 Okay. Here's what I'm thinking-- 316 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,826 Will, two secs. Gotta send a text. 317 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,452 I don't care, Paula, 318 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,497 whether it's cash, comma, Bitcoin, comma, 319 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,541 or doubloons, comma-- get me paid. 320 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,875 And send. 321 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,961 Thank you. Carry on. 322 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,380 Okay. So we're gonna kick it off with a celebration 323 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,299 of Crystal's championship-- - Willie, sorry. 324 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,800 What is a doubloon? 325 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,343 Ancient Spanish currency. 326 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,429 How ancient, like back when they bankrolled Columbus? 327 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,055 Guys. 328 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,265 Columbus was a genocidal assassin 329 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,808 hired by racist Spaniards. 330 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,184 They're called Conquistadors, 331 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,811 and they learned that from the Romans. 332 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,313 So, Bill's backstage. 333 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,356 - Bobby, now you're a reporter. - Cool. Yeah, use me 334 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,858 - how you need me. - Ooh, Bobby's 335 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,152 a "free use" guy, folks! 336 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,737 Hey, hey! Got a surprise. 337 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,322 Follow me! 338 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,823 If it's his dick in a hotdog bun, 339 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,325 I'm grabbing and not letting go. 340 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,336 - Dad! - Hey, there's my buddy! 341 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,378 How you doing? 342 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,504 Where'd you go, Dad? 343 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,506 I... 344 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,258 I-I just been at home. 345 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,011 I miss you. Can you come get me? 346 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,846 Y-yessir. Yessir. 347 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,765 I just gotta do a little something first. 348 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,350 Won't be long though. 349 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,185 Could you put your mother on the phone for a second? 350 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,603 She's on a run. 351 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,856 Dad, when can I come back to school? 352 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,026 We-we met with the school. You're no longer suspended. 353 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,861 Mommy said they hadn't decided yet. 354 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,867 I will call your Mom to clarify--we'll-we'll fix it. 355 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,035 Okay, Dad. Thanks. 356 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,536 I love you. 357 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,372 Love you too, buddy. You stay positive. 358 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,798 - Whoa! - Whoo! 359 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,554 Yeah, look at that, dude. That looks awesome. 360 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,723 Surprise! 361 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,767 - I kept the secret. - You did! 362 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,810 Man, imagine "Call of Duty" on this. 363 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,853 No, no, no. "Mario Kart." 364 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,605 - I call Toad. - Oh, I call Diddy Kong, so... 365 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,732 Diddy Kong hasn't been in "Mario Kart" since the Wii. 366 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,942 Yeah, did not know that. 367 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,360 Too generous, Eddie. 368 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,404 Hell yeah. You can watch vignettes, 369 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,406 backstage stuff, interviews. 370 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,908 Totally. Okay, okay. Back to work, folks! 371 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,243 We can also have movie nights. 372 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,744 Oh, show 'em the features, honey. 373 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,038 No. Why don't we set that tutorial up for later? 374 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,289 Oh, no, no. You're gonna love this. 375 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,250 You're gonna wanna see what this can do. 376 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,127 We gotta over what the plan is. Everyone please shut up! 377 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,170 Sorry, Annie, it's just... 378 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,422 We should have called first. 379 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,048 I am so sorry. 380 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,175 Jack left Willie in charge. 381 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,469 Oh, well, isn't that just wonderful? 382 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,054 Everything is great. 383 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,305 Just, you know, as usual, there's a lot to do. 384 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,266 So thank you for this. We'll put it to good use. 385 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,726 We're so grateful. 386 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,102 Everyone, start warming up. 387 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,731 Bill, may I speak to you privately for a minute? 388 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,357 Jack is gone. Ace is gone. 389 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,109 I need you to be ring general out there, 390 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,153 not number one Jackass on the Jackass Most Wanted List. 391 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,612 Help me keep the group focused. 392 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,156 Coach 'em up. Keep 'em disciplined. 393 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,074 - Got it? - Aye, aye, Kommandant. 394 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,410 Give a jangle if you need a sounding board. 395 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,622 Okay. 396 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,625 Good and generous, Earl family. 397 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,377 You must excuse us. 398 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,212 We gotta whip this unit into a shape 399 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,465 worthy enough to be on your big screen TV. 400 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:30,425 Uh, it- it's actually a video wall. 401 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,469 Jim, it appears your life philosophy 402 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,137 is to wait till someone says something, 403 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,972 then make them feel stupid for saying it. 404 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,643 I'm just trying to tell the truth, 405 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,395 even if it offends someone, Bill! 406 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,981 Ooh, my bro listened to our podcast. 407 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,691 All right, well, we'll let y'all get to work, kids. 408 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,693 Okay. How about a round of applause... 409 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,279 - Yes. - ...for Eddie and Annie. 410 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,573 Whoo! 411 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,368 Okay, Crystal, and Jim the Giant Jesuit, 412 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,703 you're up first. Into the ring. 413 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,748 How much did that cost? I won't tell anybody. 414 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,626 Bro, 46 people including Big Jim 415 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,919 have already streamed the podcast! 416 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,754 That's so cool, man. You deserve it. 417 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,839 Thanks, man. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, 418 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,841 they gotta start listening to my ideas around here. 419 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,927 I'm gonna get some graphics templates for this video wall 420 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386 up our game. 421 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,555 I can help bring this place to whole new level, bro. 422 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,015 I- I hope they listen to you, man. 423 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,976 - Your genius is untapped. - Ha ha ha. Yes, it is. 424 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,021 Oh! 425 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,023 Don't worry. You got two of 'em. 426 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,192 D, hey, uh... 427 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,569 when Crystal kissed me at the fair... 428 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,112 - Mm-hmm. - ...what do you think 429 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,781 - that meant? - Didn't see it. 430 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866 - She tongue you? - No. 431 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,785 Did she suck on your lip? 432 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,578 Like, you know, kinda clamping down for a second, 433 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,331 then pulling back and making a very faint popping sound? 434 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,500 - No. - Did she lean onto your thigh 435 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,043 and kinda, you know, linger there, 436 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087 perching her entire bodyweight onto you, 437 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,714 centering it with her crotch? 438 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,134 No, it did not happen in the way that you just described. 439 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,803 Based on all that, no clue. 440 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,180 Ask her what the kiss meant. 441 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,266 How in the heck am I supposed to ask a question like that? 442 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,934 Well, you just asked me a question like that. 443 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,727 Ask her the same question. 444 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,564 Bro, she's getting marriage proposals and flowers 445 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,567 and she's hot as shit and also very, very cool. 446 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,610 - Mm-hmm. - It's a miracle she's single. 447 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,903 Make your move. 448 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,738 Her lips have at least touched yours. 449 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,448 It was a kiss on the lips, right? 450 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,616 Don't be fucking telling me it was 451 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,159 on the forehead or on your cheek. 452 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,286 Oh, no, no, no. Lips were involved. 453 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,787 Hers and mine. 454 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,415 Ha ha ha. Make your intentions known. 455 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,543 If you whiff, on to the next. 456 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,837 Good. 457 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,047 - Uhh! - Good. Knee. 458 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,346 Great. Here we go. 459 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,308 - Whoo! - Oh! 460 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,269 Yeah! 461 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,354 That is how we do it. 462 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,316 Wow. 463 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,289 Your Volvo needs an alignment. 464 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,792 I still can't believe you survived. 465 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,003 I know how to fall. 466 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,005 I was a wrestler. 467 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,424 Professional wrestler. 468 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,177 Ice every 15 minutes. 469 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,471 And next hike, leave the soccer shoes behind. 470 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,764 Just get yourself some Merrells. 471 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,641 They got 52 million styles. 472 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,976 But don't get cute and buy their clogs. 473 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,313 Clogs are only good for getting the mail. 474 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,981 Hey. 475 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,400 Stay a little longer. 476 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,321 We can get high. Fool around. 477 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,156 All of us. 478 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,824 He must be concussed. 479 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,495 I thought y'all were being nice 'cause you wanted to hook up. 480 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,538 Come on, buddy! Read the room! 481 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,832 Pal, if you interpret being nice as an invitation to fuck, 482 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,168 you don't know what being nice looks like. 483 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,839 I misinterpreted the situation. 484 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,341 Yes, you did. 485 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,927 Damn. Be better. 486 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,725 Charlie Gully attempted to disrupt 487 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,519 an athletic contest. 488 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,772 Once I discovered I had some... accidental excrement 489 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,359 pooled in the seat of my pants, I made use of it. 490 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,277 You threw a clothesline. 491 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,779 And then I shit-stamped his face. 492 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,864 It was as if fate her-- 493 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,366 One second, Pop. 494 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,374 Hey, it's Charlie. Leave a message. 495 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,583 Gully, it's Rooster. 496 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,460 We need to meet up. 497 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,380 Someone is talking shit about you. 498 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,919 Fuck! 499 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,087 Aah! 500 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,673 Gah--ohh! Ow! 501 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,427 Ah! Ah! 502 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,184 Anytime you want to switch beds, Love, just let me know. 503 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,853 I like the air kind. 504 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,021 Dad called while you were running. 505 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,440 He said I can go back to school. 506 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:38,941 Oh. 507 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,943 Maybe the school finished their paperwork. 508 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,737 He said he was home all this time. 509 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,781 You said he was on a trip. 510 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,574 Well, he must have come back early. 511 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,119 Are you and Dad getting divorced? 512 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,498 I want to be home. 513 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,999 It's okay, love. 514 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,375 It's not. 515 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,836 You said he was on a trip. You lied. 516 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,797 You're not a good mommy to keep me away from him. 517 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,131 Hey. 518 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,801 Mister, sit yourself up right now. 519 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,677 You will not say that to Mommy! 520 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,679 You have no idea what it is to be a mommy! 521 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,557 You can't just say those words and not have them hurt me. 522 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,267 And you can't say them thinking they will hurt me 523 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,519 and expect me to just sit here and take it. 524 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,853 You understand? 525 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,188 I'm sorry, Mommy. 526 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,148 I don't wanna be mean. I'm just sad. 527 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,733 I miss Daddy. 528 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,985 I miss him so much. 529 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,498 Hey, y'all. 530 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,000 Everything okay? 531 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,567 You did a good job with this script. 532 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:03,776 It's all over the place. 533 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:04,902 It's real good. 534 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,946 Can't be great in the first draft. 535 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,198 Jack left you in charge 'cause he trusts you won't 536 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,033 completely fuck it up like I might. 537 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,702 Don't shit on it or I'll have to tackle you. 538 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,996 That'd be a bad thing? 539 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,248 Uh no, I gotta focus. 540 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,292 So The Dad ragdolls Crystal through the table. 541 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,710 She'll sell it well. Like it. 542 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,211 We just can't book some bullshit 543 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,546 where she gets to glow-up without getting 544 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:24,922 her ass kicked sometimes. 545 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,215 Jack and I thought the same thing. 546 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,508 Keep her down on the farm 547 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,801 so she's got adversity to overcome. 548 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,595 That's what they're paying to see. 549 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,388 Narrative wise, when women conquer a man's world, 550 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,890 men don't exactly roll over. 551 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,558 No, they go back hard. 552 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,269 But that's what she wanted, right, to win the belt? 553 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,397 Man had the belt, so to win the belt she had to fight men. 554 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,690 Whether she deserves it or not, 555 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,733 she's gotta get her face pushed in a few times. 556 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,818 What do you mean "whether she deserves it or not"? 557 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,778 Can't say she deserves to get her face pushed in. 558 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,405 If you get in a boxing ring, 559 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,074 do you deserve or not deserve to get punched? 560 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,910 Are we saying Crystal was unaware 561 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,579 of the pitfalls of her pursuits? 562 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,122 Okay. 563 00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,248 So The Dad ragdolls Crystal through the table. 564 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,958 She's out cold. It's brutal. 565 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,585 But then she stirs. 566 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:03,753 She needs to sell the pain to the crowd. 567 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,546 Hit all the "-izes." 568 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,925 Let them empathize and realize and Crystalize her pain. 569 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:09,926 Okay. 570 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,305 Hey. I'm working on the next card. 571 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,015 Wow, you're working late, huh? 572 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,975 How long you think you'll be? 573 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,435 I don't know. Jack left me in charge. 574 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,311 I gotta figure it all out-- the card, 575 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,520 the stories, all of it. 576 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:22,813 Jack's letting you book matches now? 577 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,274 Believe me, I know. 578 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,318 Well, Robin needs help writing an essay. 579 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,945 I guess you're the helper. 580 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,863 Ted, if it makes you feel better, 581 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,698 Willie's cooking up probably one of the best shows 582 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,824 we've ever done. 583 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,409 Hello, Bill. 584 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,495 She's working us all into overtime, Tedly. 585 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,623 But when the material's good, you don't mind. 586 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,083 Uh-huh. 587 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,794 Well, I'll let you two go. 588 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,427 "But then she stirs..." 589 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,815 Come home, please. 590 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,484 How the fuck you find me? 591 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,654 "Find my Phone" app on Mom's phone. 592 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,281 Mom's tracking me? 593 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,700 You share locations. 594 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,537 You're still in the family plan. 595 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,872 When I die and go to hell, first thing I'm gonna do 596 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,834 is find Steve Jobs and beat the fuck outta him. 597 00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:26,252 I hope that's not true. 598 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:28,170 For you or Steve Jobs. 599 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,841 Unless he was... unless he was mean to his cats or something. 600 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,849 You look kinda banged up. 601 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:42,685 You're looking kinda "fuck you." 602 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,646 Never again. 603 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,568 Just opted out of Family Sharing. 604 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,403 Now fuck off. 605 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,615 I was hoping that I was gonna have you at "come home." 606 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,076 Fuck off's just the tip of the icicle-dick, Jack. 607 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,662 Fuck you with a massive icicle-dick. 608 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,418 - You should call housekeeping. - You should fuck off. 609 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,795 With an icicle-dick. I heard you. 610 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,051 Was the room this trashed when you checked in? 611 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,802 Nope. Had a bash. 612 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,804 Been meeting some great people across the U.S. of A.! 613 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,306 Cool. 614 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:26,437 I got some cash on hand from our last gate receipts. 615 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:29,106 Figured that if you're gonna be gone for good, you'd need it. 616 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,609 Stealing from the DWL bank now, huh? 617 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,152 It's hard to steal from what's ours. 618 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,696 Don't say ours. You made me think it was ours. 619 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,407 It's yours. Dad bequeathed the DWL to you. 620 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,618 - Because he wanted me cursed. - Well, cursed my ass. 621 00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:41,994 I seen the buzz building with Crystal. 622 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,996 Without me. 623 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,956 DWL's taking off like you always dreamt. 624 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,750 Yet my brother's in a Mississippi motel room 625 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,418 and my wife's near left me. 626 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,170 Maybe you should ask yourself why. 627 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,421 What the fuck do you think led me here! 628 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,673 Mom's phone. 629 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,804 I'm here, hat in hand, 630 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,430 because I have been thinking about it. 631 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,807 About how to get sympathy. 632 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,642 About my brother. 633 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,435 About how my actions 634 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,270 have affected you 635 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,106 and Staci and Thomas. 636 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,025 "Dear old brother Ace," blah. 637 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,279 "Wife and son," blah. 638 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,824 Heard it all before, Jack! 639 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,200 This is not going how I expected. 640 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,952 'Cause you're not scripting it. 641 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,453 I'm not just gonna say 642 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,621 - what you want me to. - I kno-- 643 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:26,872 I know all that. 644 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,126 I need to say something, 645 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,503 and then I will leave. 646 00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:37,466 May I sit? 647 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:53,816 When Bill came to you... 648 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,901 with that big-time contract offer, 649 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,111 I was stunned. 650 00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,821 I wasn't. 651 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,951 Not because I don't realize how great you are, 652 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,872 but because I'd come to rely on your talent, your persona. 653 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,417 It was dynamic. 654 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,003 DWL was working. 655 00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,838 And I could see our shared future together. 656 00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,257 And then Bill showed up... 657 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,759 with a golden ticket just for you. 658 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:25,681 I was not prepared for that. 659 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,727 You were gonna take your talents elsewhere. 660 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,897 Just like LeBron, motherfucker. 661 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,610 When that happened, that... that threw me. 662 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,364 I guess it kinda... 663 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:47,036 I-I--I don't guess. 664 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:51,332 It knocked me down, and I was gutted. 665 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,588 Then I was embarrassed that, uh... 666 00:29:57,755 --> 00:30:00,883 that I wasn't offering up congratulations to you. 667 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,765 And whether that was desperation or envy-- 668 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,976 - Both. - What I am sure of is that I-- 669 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,187 Humiliated me. 670 00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,110 I used what I knew as your brother, 671 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:24,907 things only a brother would know... 672 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,952 to push your buttons. 673 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:30,287 That, you did. 674 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:35,334 Then instead of owning up to that, like a decent person... 675 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,674 I told myself it was for your own good. 676 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,223 Dad killing himself fucked me up. 677 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,186 More than I care to admit. 678 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,566 More than I thought. 679 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:07,449 I loved him so much. 680 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:11,370 I hated him so much. 681 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,832 And I glossed over all that 'cause I couldn't change it. 682 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,045 The love, the hate. 683 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,381 The way he was, the way he wasn't. 684 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,052 The way he went out. 685 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:34,351 You and me are trying to survive after finding out 686 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,812 that Spade men aren't supposed to survive. 687 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,318 We're supposed to come home 688 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:45,863 and blow our heads off on the back porch 689 00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,490 and let our sons clean us up. 690 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,368 My God. 691 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,956 That's... terrible. 692 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,292 Jack, that's... 693 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,338 I am truly sorry 694 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,632 for the way that I've treated you. 695 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,307 Please come home. 696 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,313 Give me a chance to be a great brother to you. 697 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,071 You were never a bad big brother. 698 00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:28,822 Only lately. 699 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,703 I'm not a good guy who deserves a great brother anyway. 700 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,039 I'm a shit heap all on my own. 701 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,541 No, you're not. 702 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,251 Then you don't know me very well. 703 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,796 I know the heart of you. 704 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:50,719 Good uncle, teammate, friend. 705 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,056 Jack, I'm not a good guy. 706 00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,100 Farthest thing from it. 707 00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:59,228 These people loved you before I turned you Heel. 708 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,524 Let me help make it right. 709 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:10,197 Jack, you know what I realized on this trip? 710 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:16,745 After several disturbing 711 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,497 interactions... 712 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,963 I'm not good at making new friends. 713 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,259 I haven't made a new friend in years. 714 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,677 Making friends was never hard 715 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,595 because I was always part of a team. 716 00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:35,764 I had, like, instafriends, guys I met through sports. 717 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,350 Everyone kind of had to be my friend. 718 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,519 - That's not true. - Don't tell me that. 719 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,604 I do bad shit. 720 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,148 I say dumb things. I do dumb things. 721 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,316 I broke Bobby's leg. 722 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,610 I left the DWL because no one really likes me. 723 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,154 I'm gone because any other promotion 724 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,447 would have run me outta town. 725 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:52,865 We're not any other promotion. 726 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,283 But the worst thing I've done... 727 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:57,411 the worst thing I've done 728 00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,788 is I told you you were gonna stay in Duffy 729 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,874 and kill yourself like Dad. 730 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,088 It's forgotten. 731 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,965 I'm reminding you. 732 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,092 I'm that guy. 733 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:16,805 I'm the guy who said that. 734 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,474 What kind of guy says that to his brother? 735 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,184 Me. 736 00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:22,853 It's in the past. Don't matter. 737 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:26,315 Everything that came to me after that statement, 738 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,150 I set in motion. 739 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:29,359 That's not true. 740 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,195 Yes, it is. 741 00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:35,657 And yeah, yeah, 742 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:39,495 you were kinda dick-ish about the belt, 743 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,581 but I didn't have to say that. 744 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,000 And yet I did. 745 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,587 And I did it because I'm a selfish fuck 746 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:50,756 who was praised his whole life for sports. 747 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,133 And now that sports are over, 748 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,053 I don't know what the fuck to do when I don't get it. 749 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,187 I'm gonna go out and get us some food. 750 00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,443 I'm not coming home, Jack. 751 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,182 Lord, please help me. 752 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:50,482 Please... help me. 753 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:57,364 I need help, Lord. 754 00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,999 You know where you're going next? 755 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:11,420 Some wonderful, unknown place called "Not Duffy." 756 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:16,133 I dunno. Due West? 757 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,969 That's what they say, right? 758 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:21,346 "Go West, young man. 759 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,307 You're not getting younger." 760 00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:32,566 Sometimes I think about Dad... 761 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,529 And if he's happier... dead. 762 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,993 You ever wonder if it's like... 763 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,705 ...worse? What comes after this life? 764 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,709 I'm just focused on this life. 765 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,966 I think the thing that made Dad a sad man 766 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,595 is that... 767 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,014 he wanted something he never got. 768 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:09,436 And it made him sad and... mean. 769 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,942 I don't want something so much like being famous 770 00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:18,195 that I become sad and mean. 771 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,159 The only thing that keeps me going is not that I think 772 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:27,579 that this life's gonna be better, but... 773 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:32,960 that what comes after we die might be worse. 774 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,964 I made life hard on you. 775 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,760 I shouldn't have. 776 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,058 I'm really sorry. 777 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,857 Thanks for coming all the way out here, Jack, really. 778 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,860 If you ever feel bad about how things went down, 779 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,863 just... 780 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,199 let it go. 781 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:07,035 It's forgiven. For reals. 782 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:14,209 I care about you so very much. 783 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,544 I see that. 784 00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,879 Thanks. 785 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,763 Uh... 786 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,519 Please. 787 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:36,982 For gas money and the room damage. 788 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,435 Put me down you big oaf. 789 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,146 - Come on. Come on. Over! - Help! 790 00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:17,939 Fuck you, Cottonmouth. 791 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,691 Aah! 792 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,026 Hey. 793 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:23,653 Hey, Willie, I've been working on my reporter voice. 794 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,238 Which sucks. Diego. 795 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,698 Tell me why you're doing the move 796 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:27,783 I scripted for The Dad. 797 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,034 I told y'all. 798 00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,452 I just thought me ragdolling Crystal 799 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,703 might be more unexpected. 800 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,622 For who, me? 801 00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:35,165 'Cause I was up till 2:00 working on that shit. 802 00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,084 I just thought you'd maybe like this better. 803 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,169 - It's totally my fault. - It's not totally your fault. 804 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,129 The fault is all of yours for not doing what I wrote. 805 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,465 Would you do this to Jack? Huh? I don't think so. 806 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:45,133 Hey, y'all gotta watch this. 807 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,635 No, Debbie. Not now. 808 00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:49,304 Willie, I mean it. 809 00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:50,972 If you're just joining us, shocking video 810 00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,517 has surfaced of NFL linebacker Chris DeLeo 811 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,684 assaulting his wife. 812 00:39:57,145 --> 00:40:01,483 Go [bleep, bleep]. 813 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,986 The football star ragdolling his wife 814 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,738 follows a disturbing trend of athletes 815 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,365 and domestic violence, 816 00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:11,576 including all-star shortstop Joe Kwitkowski 817 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,829 caught punching his girlfriend at a Las Vegas casino. 818 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,705 White House Press Secretary Millicent Burgin 819 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,958 had this comment moments ago. 820 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,210 The President condemns the current wave 821 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,337 of violence as highlighted by the rash 822 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,340 of pro athletes caught on camera pummeling women. 823 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,008 This Saturday, he and the First Lady 824 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:30,137 will lead a call-to-action march on the National Mall 825 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,848 in an effort to wipe out this national scourge. 826 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,182 Informal protests 827 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,725 have begun to form outside the headquarters 828 00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,436 of the NFL and MLB. 829 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:43,150 When we come back, red wine, superfood or super poison? 830 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,361 Wow. 831 00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:49,698 Y'all take the rest of the day. 832 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,241 Turn that shit off. 833 00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:59,040 And then I shit-stamped his face. 834 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,376 Oh, they fuckin' with you, Charlie, 835 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,920 and they fuckin' with your business. 836 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:07,215 - Wild Bill has a lotta fans. - Boom! 837 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,634 Yeah, they're having a nice laugh. 838 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,094 They think they're funny, guys. 839 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,388 - Yeah, I can be funny. - Very. 840 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,891 I can be funny, too. 841 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,565 "Winning this title is by far 842 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:26,484 the greatest moment in my life. 843 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,112 A life that hasn't been too full of 'em. 844 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:33,783 When I won that strap, I was on top of the world 845 00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:35,243 and y'all helped put me there. 846 00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,250 - Hey, you. - Hey. 847 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,919 We're supposed to take the rest of the day off. 848 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,046 I was just thinking about how things might go 849 00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,423 when Willie and Jack talk. 850 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,300 Just wanted to walk through some stuff I was thinking. 851 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,676 Makes sense. 852 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,720 You think they're gonna, you know, maybe-- 853 00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:54,930 - Change things up? - Yeah. 854 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,973 Yeah. I... 855 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,433 I get why. 856 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,101 Yeah, it's like, you know, when a big tornado 857 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,645 devastates a town. 858 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,438 No one wants to watch a tornado movie. 859 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,731 Hmm. Yeah. 860 00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,024 I just... 861 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,776 I just want to wrestle. 862 00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,945 I can't tell people what things can mean or should mean 863 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,405 or how whatever they're watching means what it means. 864 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,452 You wanna get something to eat? 865 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,746 Yeah. Sure. 866 00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:20,914 Cool. 867 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,167 Crystal, I gotta ask you something. 868 00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:27,254 Yes, I was afraid Diego was gonna drop me. 869 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,756 No. 870 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,884 Uh, did it mean anything when you kissed me at the fair? 871 00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,180 Saying good night? 872 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,891 I thought I felt certain, uh, 873 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,686 a certain something extra. 874 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:45,480 Tch. Uh... 875 00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:48,650 Not really. 876 00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,568 No. 877 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:54,823 Okay then. Yeah, it's, uh, 878 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,491 Sorry to have asked. 879 00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,827 I guess you can't really help it if you're naturally 880 00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:00,328 really good at it. 881 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:05,125 When it means something... this is how I kiss. 882 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,511 Any other questions? 883 00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:19,055 - Nope. - Good. 884 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,267 Now if you don't mind, after dinner, 885 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:25,020 we should probably just go to our neutral corners. 886 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,479 Cool down. 887 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:27,605 Focus. 888 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,733 Sure. Yeah. 889 00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,111 I'm just gonna kiss you one more time first, though. 890 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,946 Sounds good to me. 891 00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:51,588 Hey. 892 00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,174 Found him. 893 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,968 He's not coming back. 894 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,387 Sorry, Jack. 895 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:00,972 He's going West. 896 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,559 Where, not sure. 897 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:05,685 Wow. 898 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:07,562 Yeah. 899 00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:10,899 Yep. 900 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,234 How's things here? 901 00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:16,905 You haven't seen the news? 902 00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,574 I've been calling you, texting you, nothing. 903 00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:21,785 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 904 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:25,580 All right, well, we need a women's division. 905 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,582 It's time. 906 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,084 Okay. 907 00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,752 Okay. So here, here's what I think we do. 908 00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:32,253 I think we bring in some stringers for a while. 909 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,130 Women, you know, we can't have Crystal 910 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,424 getting beat on each week by every man on our roster. 911 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,676 And vice versa, she can't run through everyone. 912 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,595 It's a nice little story, we've pulled it off this far. 913 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:43,556 But it's not sustainable for business. 914 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:49,020 You all right? 915 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,649 Look, there's a reason your dad didn't want Ace doing this. 916 00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:55,276 He didn't think he was built for it. 917 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,487 He did think it was for you. 918 00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:01,116 Last couple days have been good for me though. 919 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,700 You know, I think I really found 920 00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,411 some story areas that we can write toward, 921 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,704 that we can keep exploring. 922 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,124 I'm excited about where we can go. 923 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,793 Just sorry we had to pivot a bit with Crystal. 924 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,462 She's really something, Jack. 925 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,089 I don't want to talk about Crystal. 926 00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:21,344 I'm... 927 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,596 rethinking everything. 928 00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:29,602 Understood. 929 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,314 See you later. 930 00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,139 How in the hell did you get in here?! 931 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,849 Still got my key. 932 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,976 You should really get a keypad, Jack. 933 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,811 We had trouble working the spotlight at first. 934 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,855 But luckily my cousin Paul spent a summer 935 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,398 touring with Billy Squire. 936 00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:17,025 What was Squire's hit song again, Paul? 937 00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,486 -"Stroking"? -"Stroke Me!" 938 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,779 Get off my property. Now. 939 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,242 Turnabout's fair play, Jack. 940 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,369 You came on my property, now I'm on yours. 941 00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:30,038 I thought about sticking one of those 942 00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,789 big red bows they put on new cars on myself, 943 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:34,042 but that seemed like overkill. 944 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,961 Big boy, I'm here to give props. 945 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,713 I thought you'd painted yourself into a corner 946 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,256 at the State Fair. 947 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,716 But uh, you booked your way right out of that. 948 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:44,928 I mean, Crystal. Wow, my hat is off. 949 00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,596 - Literally. - Very nice of you 950 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,640 to drive all this way just to put me over. 951 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,892 I want both of us to get over. I got a big heart. 952 00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:54,062 It's time we did a cross-promotion. 953 00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:57,649 Your guys against my guys, one ring, red rover red rover. 954 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,442 People go nuts. We get rich. 955 00:46:59,609 --> 00:47:01,194 No, thank you. 956 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,946 Leave your key on the way out. 957 00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,906 A smart man, a man with dreams and obligations, 958 00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:07,617 stops walking for a second and hears me out. 959 00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,452 Would that get you on your way faster? 960 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:10,787 Think about it. 961 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,872 I got your expat Rooster here on my payroll. 962 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,416 You decided to fuck with me and punch me three times. 963 00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,920 That crime is the most viewed video on Dystopia's Instagram. 964 00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:21,339 Bill and his big hairy fuck buddy Diego 965 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,925 started talking shit about me on their brand new podcast. 966 00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,760 Now I wanna beat their brains in. 967 00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:27,595 All of this is "free story," Jack, 968 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:30,807 the most precious commodity in our business. 969 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:34,435 Jack, you know I was the best on the DWL roster, 970 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,772 and you can get all of this back. 971 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:40,358 At least for a couple of cards. 972 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,318 - Fuck you, Deandre. - Ha ha ha. 973 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:43,695 Fuck you, Jack. 974 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:44,946 You fucking with my money when 975 00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:46,573 you fucking with Dystopia. 976 00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,783 Oh, listen, all of you were fucking with me. 977 00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:50,952 I went down to Florida to get my brother. 978 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:53,413 Come clean, Charlie. You were poaching Ace. 979 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,456 Poaching Ace just like you poached Rooster. 980 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,167 Don't use the poach on me like I'm some fucking animal. 981 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,128 Or an egg. 982 00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:02,130 Look, Jack, I just offered a couple guys a job. 983 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:03,715 Okay? 984 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,633 Everyone is very tense with being fucked with. 985 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,136 But here's the thing, we live in an extraordinary time. 986 00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:10,638 The meaning of "fuck with" has changed. 987 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,266 The meaning of "fuck with" has evolved. 988 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,934 How's it go again Rooster? 989 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,937 If I "fuck with" somebody, it used to be bad. 990 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,314 Now it can be good. 991 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:23,151 So, if "I fucks with you," then we good. 992 00:48:23,318 --> 00:48:26,779 So I wanna take the old definition, 993 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:29,240 "You fucked with me," bad, and turn it into, 994 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,867 "I fucks with you," good. 995 00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,660 Am I getting it right, Rooster? 996 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,162 Oh, you're a quick learner, Gully. 997 00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,747 Yeah, well, young people keep me young. 998 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,082 Jack, there's money lying on the floor. 999 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,336 And all we gotta do is bend over and pick it up. 1000 00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:42,837 Not interested. 1001 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,881 Jack, I'm here with an olive branch. 1002 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,841 Shove it up your ass. 1003 00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:49,010 That's not a nice thing to say. 1004 00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:52,764 That's not a nice thing to do with an olive branch. 1005 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,391 When someone presents you with a peace offering, 1006 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,602 especially a potentially lucrative one, 1007 00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,187 you should treat it with some affection, 1008 00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:03,358 not tell a guy to jam it up his bum. 1009 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:06,194 Would you take my olive branch out of my bum, Jack? 1010 00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:08,863 That way we can have peace, profit, and by the way, 1011 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:09,947 we can have olives. 1012 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:10,948 You like olives, Rooster? 1013 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,200 Yes. 1014 00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,910 Jack don't. Ha ha. 1015 00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:16,746 So maybe we should just go on ahead and go home. 1016 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:17,747 That's a great idea. 1017 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,374 Get the fuck on your way. 1018 00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:20,875 Okay, Jack, I guess the time for smokin' 1019 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,044 the peace pipe is over. 1020 00:49:23,211 --> 00:49:25,004 What in the hell is happening? 1021 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:27,006 How many people you got hiding around here? 1022 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:30,718 Jack, this fireplug of a man is my attorney Sam Burphy. 1023 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,929 He practices in Florida and Georgia, 1024 00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,431 but he especially enjoys Georgia because he says 1025 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,225 it's like fish in a barrel up here. 1026 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:38,768 Sick 'em, Counselor. 1027 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,603 This is personal injury litigation 1028 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,397 pursuant to you trespassing onto petitioner's property 1029 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,898 and punching petitioner in the face. 1030 00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,066 Yeah. You can't do that, Jack. 1031 00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,150 That's assault and battery. 1032 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:47,443 And that's against the law. 1033 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:48,903 My body is my body. 1034 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,321 I have a right to its safety. 1035 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,864 You violated it. 1036 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,449 I lost a crown, I lost the feeling in my jaw, 1037 00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,118 and I also lost about $3 million 1038 00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:57,078 worth of personal credibility. 1039 00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:58,788 You've been served. 1040 00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:00,957 - I'm so good at that. - Mm-hmm. 1041 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:05,503 Ah-ah-ah, Jack. Paul's recording. 1042 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,922 Also, an officer of the court is present, me. 1043 00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,258 So one punch under these circumstances 1044 00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:11,718 will secure petitioner's victory 1045 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,845 and bring on a second lawsuit, which 1046 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,179 petitioner will also win. 1047 00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,224 Let me stick my chin out there for you, Jack. 1048 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:21,811 Go ahead. No? 1049 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:25,064 All right, slugger, very good. 1050 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:28,401 You seem to fancy yourself a master storyteller. 1051 00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:29,944 Well, tell me a story about a man 1052 00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:31,738 who thinks he can punch people without consequence. 1053 00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:36,659 That story is not this story. 1054 00:50:36,826 --> 00:50:39,078 But in the spirit of burying the hatchet, 1055 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:42,165 you get to decide what the consequence will be. 1056 00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:44,375 You help me restore my honor in the ring 1057 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,962 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia 1058 00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:50,798 or I hit you back and take everything you got. 1059 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:57,221 It is not for me to ask you 1060 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,474 why the consequences of punching me 1061 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,058 never occurred to you. 1062 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,352 Maybe they did, and you dismissed them. 1063 00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,563 Not smart. 1064 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:09,358 So you decide if you wanna take the olive branch 1065 00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:12,487 out of my bum and work together 1066 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:16,365 or if you wanna watch me take every goddamn dollar you make 1067 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,451 for the rest of your goddamn life. 1068 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,749 I look forward to hearing from you. 1069 00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:28,628 All right, everybody, back on the bus. 1070 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:49,357 Can't believe you found me. 1071 00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:51,567 I care about you. 1072 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:53,528 We shared a lot. 1073 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,578 How's that? Tender? 1074 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,413 Yeah, a little. 1075 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,709 Thought about you today. 1076 00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,171 You look different. 1077 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,049 How so? 1078 00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,051 You didn't have any clothes on. 1079 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:20,972 Aah! 1080 00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,974 That's for Bobby, motherfucker! 1081 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,225 Payback time! 1082 00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:25,309 Get him! 1083 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:27,937 What the fuck are you doing?! 1084 00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,480 Fucking you up! 1085 00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:32,650 Dad? 1086 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,570 Say again, Mr. Spade? 1087 00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:40,116 Oh, he said, "Hold it together, Ace!" 1088 00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,909 I named you Ace because you're aces, Ace. 1089 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,704 Number one! I warned you don't give up the fight! 1090 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:46,914 Compete! Compete! 1091 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:47,915 Compete! 1092 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:03,180 Oh, shit. 1093 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:15,484 It's so sexist that we can't have male wrestlers 1094 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,778 beating on female wrestlers because people 1095 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,156 get upset when they see real men beat real women. 1096 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:21,657 I mean, okay, fine. 1097 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:24,785 But how come they can't separate the two? 1098 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:29,040 I, me, the Debs, know Crystal getting punched in the face 1099 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,083 is pretend, for my entertainment, 1100 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,211 just like when it happens to Jack or Diego or Bill. 1101 00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,213 I said this exact thing to Bobby. 1102 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,466 Why can't people find it cool that a man 1103 00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:41,302 twice the size of Crystal is launching her across the room? 1104 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,305 She's a character. She's not dead, okay? 1105 00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,807 She has the belt. We're gonna make sure she wins. 1106 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,144 We just don't want it to look implausible every second. 1107 00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:51,979 She needs something to fight against. 1108 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,149 You show me a woman who doesn't have to fight against men. 1109 00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:57,985 You can't. It's so sexist! 1110 00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:01,155 And the heck with the women who can't handle watching it. 1111 00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:05,743 I'm so sick of estrogen and fragile female egos. 1112 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,500 Not sure it's fragility or estrogen. 1113 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:14,085 It might just be people not wanting 1114 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,169 to be thinking about bad stuff while they're 1115 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:16,671 being entertained. 1116 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,714 That might be it too. 1117 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,633 What do I know? 1118 00:55:13,561 --> 00:55:15,813 Is it too late to say sorry? 1119 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:23,571 I'm sorry I put the DWL first. 1120 00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:26,615 And I'm sorry that I haven't been the best me. 1121 00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,910 I'm sorry I kept your son from you. 1122 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:33,289 I'm sorry. 1123 00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:37,001 I'm... I'm sorry too. 1124 00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,129 I love you so much. 1125 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:43,174 I love you. 1126 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,217 He missed you. 1127 00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,914 - Want Mama's bacon? - Yes, please. 1128 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,082 Thank you very much. 1129 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:41,982 Uh, Mom doesn't want me home. 1130 00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,984 Can I stay here? 1131 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,445 Uncle Ace! 1132 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,530 Of course. 1133 00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:50,366 I missed you. 1134 00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:52,409 Hey, dude.