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[Willie] <i>Previously on</i> Heels...

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[Jack] <i>I told Ace
about the Kleenex.</i>

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- [Staci] <i>What'd he say?</i>
- [Jack] <i>The whole thing</i>

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<i>was a little bit of a blur.</i>

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[Ace] I'm gonna
fucking kill you!

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I may not deserve it, but
if you give me another chance

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I promise I'm never
gonna let you down again.

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[Wild Bill] <i>You wanna be seen?
You cannot rely on others</i>

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<i>who want the focus on them.</i>

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[Bunny] <i>Hey, Ace!</i>

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[Gully]
<i>Your new DWL champion is</i>

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<i>the valet,</i>

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Bunny Bombshell--according
to Jack Spade's logic,

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<i>I guess anybody
can just grab the belt.</i>

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[Wild Bill] Jack,
you need my expertise.

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You don't know, really,
what the fuck you're doing.

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[Constance] <i>You must introduce
me to Wild Bill.</i>

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[Jack] <i>Bill, this is Constance.
She booked us for the fair.</i>

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You are a wise woman, Constance.

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- [Constance chuckles]
- [Jack] <i>You got suspended?</i>

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[Staci] You can't hit people
out of anger.

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[Thomas] <i>Dad hit Uncle Ace
at the hospital.</i>

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[Staci] <i>Jack, each action
and each situation,</i>

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you could've resisted.
You embraced 'em.

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You fucking leaned in.

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[Ace] <i>You act like
you're some kind of genius.</i>

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You ruined my fucking life.

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[Staci] <i>Tomorrow's a new day.</i>

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<i>You could talk to him more.</i>

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[Ace] <i>This is Ace.
Leave a message,</i>

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<i>- and I'll hit you back.</i>
- [phone beeps]

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[Carol] <i>Thatta boy, Ace.</i>

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Thatta boy.

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[dramatic music]

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[mellow rock music plays]

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♪ ♪

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[singer]
<i>♪ I'm not waiting for ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The answer ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ I will ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Walk in the shore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To find you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The peace that's your own ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where you come from ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All that you want ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ One that's your own ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Place to call home ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Won't be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Granted ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What is fair in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is fair in war ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ What is fair in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is fair in war ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In war? ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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["Gimme Shelter"
by The Rolling Stones playing]

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♪ ♪

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[singing along ] ♪ Ooh
The storm is threatenin' ♪

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♪ My very life today ♪

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♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪

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♪ Ooh, yeah
I'm gonna fade away ♪

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[The Rolling Stones]
<i>♪ War, children ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away, war ♪</i>

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[Brian] <i>Hey, Willie,
it's Brian from Mayorca Beer.</i>

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<i>Uh, couldn't make the show,
but heard the news.</i>

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<i>Congratulations.</i>

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<i>Now let's square up,
uh, accounts</i>

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<i>now that you're flush.</i>

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<i>I'm around all day.
Give me a call.</i>

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Oops, must've missed
your message, Brian,

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you perky fake fuck.

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[Reggie] <i>Willie,
Reggie from Connors Roofing.</i>

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<i>Tell Jack I gotta get paid.
It's been eight months.</i>

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[Willie] Never a lid.
Never a lid.

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- Lids just vanish.
- [sighs]

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See you guys tonight.
No idea when.

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Hey, hug.

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In two years,
I'll be off to college,

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- and you'll miss me.
- [Willie] Really?

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Get your grades up,
or you won't sniff a college

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you can go away to.

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[Ted] Have fun at work, hon.

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[Robin] I thought
she was quittin' the DWL.

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Me too, love.
Me too.

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[phone vibrating]

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- What's wrong?
- [Staci] <i>Hey.</i>

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Sorry, no one died.

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But I just got an alert
about a county highway meetin'

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on the family calendar, so...

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[Jack sighs]
Sorry, I keep clicking

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on the wrong calendar.

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No worries.
We all do it.

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The county's taking bids,

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but they moved that meetin'
to the 11th.

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Jack, today's the 11th.

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Fuck!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!

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Shit!
God damn it!

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Just call
and say you overslept.

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<i>Jack, you're okay.</i>

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<i>Jack, you there?</i>

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Yeah, no, I'm here,
in our home.

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I'm just not where I should be,
which is selling

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industrial fucking lawnmowers,
God damn it!

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I'm sorry.
I love you.

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Shit!

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[Staci]
<i>Jack, they love you there.</i>

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<i>So don't rush.
Also, I wanna remind you</i>

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<i>we gotta meet with
Thomas' principal tomorrow</i>

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<i>to discuss
the punching incident.</i>

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<i>It's also on
the shared family calendar--</i>

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<i>- the purple one.</i>
- [engine starts]

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Timmy's got me scheduled
to open the shop tomorrow

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if I'm not fired today.

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Thomas is suspended
until we meet with the school.

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Well, do we both
have to be there?

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Because I took off
too much time for the fair,

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and my leverage has dwindled.

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[Staci] <i>Both parents
need to be there.</i>

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Well, then I'll be there.

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Jack, you sell more lawnmowers
than anyone else

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at that company.

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Chisel that onto my gravestone.

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[Staci] <i>Drive safely.
Call me later.</i>

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I will.

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[spits]

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So nice to go on a run
with you.

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Sorry, I just--
I needed to run hard, think,

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then run and not think.

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You and Thomas can stay here
as long as you need.

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What's up?

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Oh, Jack just added
a work meeting

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on the shared family calendar.

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I was afraid he'd miss it,
so I called him.

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You're nicer
than I would've been.

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[Staci] Not really.

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Poor guy's always doing
three things at once.

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He's--I feel for the guy.

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He's...

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he's my guy still.

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We just...

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gotta find our way
back to each other.

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[soft dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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Hey, you and I need to talk.

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Where are you?

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Why?
You bringin' over croissants?

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- [Willie] <i>You wish.</i>
- That's why I suggested it.

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[Willie] <i>I just wanna
make sure that last night,</i>

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<i>when we were talking,
you weren't blackout drunk</i>

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or high as shit, because if you
and I are gonna work together,

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we really need to be--you know.

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No, I wasn't high last night.

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You're whispering.

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You've got some chippy
in your bed, don't ya?

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A lady, not a chippy.
Her name's Constance.

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<i>I believe you've met.</i>

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You banged Constance,
the fair commissioner?

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Perhaps I did.
Perhaps I did not.

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Which would you prefer?

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Oh, my God!
That dirty, dirty bird.

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[Wild Bill] She's quite nice--
and the reason we got the fair.

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Correction--
I'm the reason we got the fair.

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Yeah, okay, well, she still
owes us our appearance fee.

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So you tell that dirty bird--

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Hey! Slut-shamer.
Stop calling her that.

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I will call that trampy little
knob-gobbler whatever I want.

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<i>Get her to get me a check.</i>

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I've got countless overdue
bills I gotta pay today.

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Happy to be of service.

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You've serviced nothing
but that dirty Tweety's twat.

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Get her up out of bed and get
her flapping her wings my way.

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And if her check
doesn't bounce,

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maybe you'll get
some goddamn croissants.

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Chocolat, s'il vous plait. Merci.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, God damn it.

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[door bell jingles]

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[sighs]

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[door opens, closes]

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[customer] Thank you.

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Oh, uh, I'd like
the restroom key, please.

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You gotta buy something,
thank you.

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Um, I'll get just the key--
would be great.

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Key's for people
who buy something.

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I bought four Cokes at a
Gas 'N' Break five hours back.

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I didn't sell you those Cokes.

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Each Gas 'N' Break's
a franchise.

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Profits from those Cokes
are in the register

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of the Gas 'N' Break
five hours back, not mine.

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Well, yeah, but come on, man.

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You guys draft off each other, right?

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Makes sense that
if I buy X amount of liquid

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at Gas Break A, I should be
able to use the restroom

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at Gas Break B.

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People lie all the time.

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I got the empty Cokes

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and the receipt in my Volvo
to prove it.

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I'm just tryin'
to piss it back out.

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Y'all gotta come up with some
sort of sales QR tracking code

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or some shit,
so we're not debatin'

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a man's right
to relieve himself.

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Sir, I'm not
in the restroom business.

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If you wanna piss out
their Cokes,

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drive back, piss out
their Cokes in their restroom,

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or you could buy
a new Coke here.

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I'll loan you my key.

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I got Coke,
Cherry Coke, Coke Zero.

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Stick 'em all up your ass, sir.

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- [pee trickling]
- [sighs]

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[owner]
You gon' wash that all away.

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[scoffs]

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[whispers] This fucking...

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That's it. Now git.

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For good.

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[grumbling]

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[engine starts]

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[classic rock music
plays over stereo]

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[stereo clicks off]

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[sneers]

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[soft music]

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First time I kissed a man
with a mustache.

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Ooh, so last night
was your first time

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- riding one too?
- [laughs]

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You took to it pretty well.

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- [laughs]
- If you need me today,

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- I'll be at my chiropractor.
- [laughs]

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- [groans]
- [laughs]

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Don't tell Willie
I forgot the check

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because you seduced me.

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How 'bout we go to my big,
empty house next time?

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Gets cold there, maybe you can
come by and warm me up.

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I'll use my entire body
as a giant blanket.

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[both laugh]

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Mmm. Mm.

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[Wild Bill] Mmm.
Mmm!

243
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,560
Would you like to touch it
one more time before you go?

244
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,479
[Constance laughs]
Not in a parking lot.

245
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,189
But definitely later.
Call me.

246
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,648
[Wild Bill] Will do.

247
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,525
[Alex] <i>Hey, guys,
we've got Jim Freeman</i>

248
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,361
<i>with us today, author of
one of my favorite books,</i>

249
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,945
The Journey is the Obstacle.

250
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,655
<i>Jim, please.</i>

251
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,824
<i>Tell the folks about your
inspiration for writing it.</i>

252
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,451
[Jim] <i>Thanks, Alex.</i>

253
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,079
<i>So there's many an adage
that has led us astray.</i>

254
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,663
<i>Top of the list--</i>

255
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,916
<i>life's about the journey,
not the destination.</i>

256
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,751
<i>- I say bullshit.
- Right.</i>

257
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,795
[Jim] <i>Many of us are stuck
on the wrong journey.</i>

258
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,755
<i>Yet we dawdle,
because we've been taught</i>

259
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,508
<i>that we don't deserve
the astonishing now.</i>

260
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:18,136
<i>You cannot create your own
version of the astonishing now</i>

261
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,138
<i>if you're mired
in making a foolish journey</i>

262
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,681
<i>seem meaningful.</i>

263
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,643
<i>The journey you've chosen
is your obstacle.</i>

264
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,436
[Alex] <i>Yeah, totally.
I can see that.</i>

265
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,271
[Jim] <i>If the journey you're on
is not astonishing</i>

266
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,065
<i>in its spectacularity,</i>

267
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,317
<i>you must abandon it
and start anew.</i>

268
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,069
- [Alex] <i>Mm.</i>
- [Jim] <i>Each of us are called</i>

269
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,779
<i>to ignite journeys sparked</i>

270
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:39,032
<i>with the transcendent power
of the astonishing now.</i>

271
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,201
<i>But so many of us
don't answer.</i>

272
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,994
<i>Wake up!</i>

273
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,372
Hey, Siri,
define "transcendent."

274
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,212
[engine turns off]

275
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,964
[Bobby clapping]

276
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,466
Whoo, there's the champ!

277
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,843
- [chuckles]
- Did you sleep

278
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:58,802
with that thing on?

279
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,304
Oh, I did not sleep.

280
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,432
I didn't want the feeling
of that moment to end.

281
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,642
Didn't end.
It is just starting.

282
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,977
Oh, thank you.

283
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,396
Hey, um,

284
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,191
Bobby,
I just wanted to say...

285
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,778
thank you
for being in my corner.

286
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,365
I've never had
anyone in my corner.

287
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,576
Not like you.

288
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,911
It's dope.

289
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,913
Well, your corner's
a fun corner.

290
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,290
[both chuckle]

291
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,503
- [Jack] Hey!
- [Willie] Hey!

292
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,671
[Jack] Amazing job last night.

293
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,922
[Willie]
Well, last night's over.

294
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,340
Today,
the wolves are at the door.

295
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,509
People think
we're flush with cash now.

296
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,969
Money from the fair
is spoken for--

297
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,762
still got a mountain
of unpaid bills.

298
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,265
We always knew the state fair
was gonna be a loss leader.

299
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,392
We did it to capitalize
on the buzz that we'd get.

300
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,227
Don't tell me why we did it.
I know why we did it.

301
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,688
I also know a lot of that buzz
paints us as jabronis.

302
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,566
Gully's already cut two promos,
saying our finish was bogus.

303
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,775
I already blew off
all of Gully's heat.

304
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,444
[Willie] <i>Get on Instagram,</i>

305
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,946
'cause half our comments are
Dystopia marks mockin' us

306
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,406
- on our own page.
- Let 'em.

307
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,033
Nobody ever gave a shit.
Now they do.

308
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,201
That's good.

309
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,243
[chuckles]
Not if we don't know

310
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,037
what we are doing.

311
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,373
Look, I got 50 texts--
media, fans, sponsors--

312
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,709
possible momentum, but
I got no-mentum with no plan

313
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,211
because the fair's finish
was not our plan.

314
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,754
- We're back to square one.
- [Jack] No.

315
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,089
Mystery plus confusion
equals ticket sales.

316
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,633
We're at, the very least,
at square two.

317
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,760
Ticket sales?
To what?

318
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,553
Look, I don't know
what I'm promotin'.

319
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,347
Is Crystal really champ?
Bunny?

320
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,681
Is someone calling
someone else out?

321
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,058
Maybe there's
an in-ring interview

322
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,476
with Bill's
shit-stained tights.

323
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,436
I don't need a full script,
just a gist,

324
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,773
just a sliver of a gist,
something to promote.

325
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,858
We gotta pack the house, dude.
We gotta pack it this week,

326
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,235
next week,
and the week after that.

327
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,695
We gotta pack it
over and over and over.

328
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,157
What the fuck is up with Ace?

329
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,034
'Cause he vanished last night.

330
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,245
I'm gonna go see him
this afternoon.

331
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,829
And do what, just have a laugh
about how y'all almost

332
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,623
killed each other in the ring?

333
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,167
He heard the cheers.
He knows what we achieved.

334
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,002
- It was greatness.
- Well, good.

335
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,671
Maybe greatness can be achieved
a second time

336
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,589
by inspiring some words
to come out of your mouth,

337
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,466
about what the fuck happens
next?

338
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,801
Goin' to round everyone up.

339
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,723
[phone clacks, line rings]

340
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,225
[Ace] <i>This is Ace.
Leave a message,</i>

341
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,768
<i>- and I'll hit you back.</i>
- [line beeps]

342
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,478
Ace, look, I know
we had an eventful endin'

343
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,314
to last night's show,
and we hadn't talked yet.

344
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,566
I've been trying to reach out

345
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,150
and I'm sure
you're still sleepin'.

346
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,278
Willie's been up my ass
for next week's show.

347
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,281
Look, just tell me
what you wanna do.

348
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,657
And we'll do it.
Okay?

349
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,867
Let's build off
of what we accomplished--

350
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,953
together.

351
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:30,954
[phone beeps]

352
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,915
[dramatic music]

353
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,127
♪ ♪

354
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,755
[Ricky] I think these boys
got something here.

355
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,259
I'd cut back on the road dates,
build the business with them.

356
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,719
- You?
- Only if you promise

357
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,637
your possum drone
will puke in Jack's face.

358
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,514
I'll shake on that right now.

359
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,517
Look, a lot of upside here,
a lot of potential.

360
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,186
But they need a update--
announcers, big screens

361
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,230
so the live house
can watch promos, vignettes,

362
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,233
interviews, maybe a podcast--
gotta take it beyond the ring.

363
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,819
[Ricky] Look at you, Bill,
wakin' up with ideas.

364
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,863
[Gully]
<i>Twitchin' her cottontail ass,</i>

365
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,656
<i>- so she got the belt.</i>
- [all chuckling]

366
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,867
[Gully] <i>According to Jack
Spade's logic, I guess anybody</i>

367
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,202
<i>can just grab the belt.</i>

368
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,829
<i>They don't even need to be
in the back.</i>

369
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,623
<i>They could be a bunny,
a chipmunk,</i>

370
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,916
<i>or a palomino pony
with a braided tail.</i>

371
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,752
That boy's neck
must be made of concrete.

372
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,503
Billy, you clobbered him.

373
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,422
Hurtin' him put a hop
in my step.

374
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,090
Gully's got
a good point, though.

375
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,593
It was a no-DQ match,
but Crystal still wasn't in it.

376
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,511
Crystal won.
They cheered.

377
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,804
You didn't seem this concerned

378
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,222
with Crystal winning
last night.

379
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,058
Eh, I just shotgunned
three beers, bro.

380
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,601
I'm just saying.
[chuckles]

381
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,394
In the light of day,
we got some explainin' to do.

382
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,647
Hardcore fans won't respect us
if we don't.

383
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,899
Now boys,
it is what we make of it.

384
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,109
Maybe since Crystal's
Bill's valet,

385
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,736
she won it <i>for</i> Bill.

386
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,363
You fixed it even better, Ricky.

387
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,239
Somebody bring
big daddy my belt.

388
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,575
[Jack]
<i>How are the hangovers, y'all?</i>

389
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,827
Round of applause
for all of us!

390
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,081
- Yeah right!
- [cheers and applause]

391
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,876
Willie!
Debbie.

392
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,046
Everything that you did
behind the scenes--bravo.

393
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,048
You are seen.
You are appreciated.

394
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,716
<i>Thank you.</i>

395
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,051
- [wrestler] <i>Whoo.</i>
- [wrestler] <i>Good job, ladies.</i>

396
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,719
- [wrestler] That's right.
- Ricky!

397
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,346
<i>It's good to have you with us
last night.</i>

398
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,598
<i>You lent us your fans
and your skillset.</i>

399
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,350
- Thank you.
- [wrestler] Amen!

400
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,727
- [wrestler] <i>Ricky!</i>
- [wrestler] <i>Whoo.</i>

401
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,479
I hate that stupid heart thing,

402
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,898
almost as much as when
they bow with praying hands.

403
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,608
[Jack] <i>The Dad!</i>

404
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,319
I-I didn't see your match,
but Willie says you did good.

405
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,113
Thank you and congrats.

406
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,656
- [wrestler] <i>Yeah.</i>
- [wrestler] <i>All right, Dad.</i>

407
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,449
[wrestler]
<i>Yo, he fucking killed it.</i>

408
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,076
- [Crystal] <i>All right, Dad.</i>
- [wrestler] <i>Big Jim.</i>

409
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,661
- [cheers and applause]
- [Jack] <i>Okay, he's back.</i>

410
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,204
- [Crystal] <i>Big Jim.</i>
- Talk to your wife.

411
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,248
Make it official.
We're better with you here.

412
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,166
- [wrestler] <i>Yes, sir.</i>
- [wrestler] <i>Welcome back, Jim.</i>

413
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,627
Sure hope these guys like
gettin' paid in compliments,

414
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,462
'cause that's all we've got
left to pay 'em with.

415
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,839
Bill.

416
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,507
<i>You swallowed
your embarrassment,</i>

417
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,093
and you kept the show goin'
last night.

418
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,513
That gesture, that means a lot,

419
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,515
not just 'cause
it benefitted us,

420
00:16:55,640 --> 00:17:00,228
but for what it says about you
as a friend to the DWL.

421
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,231
- Says I shoulda took a enema.
- [laughter]

422
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,941
Crystal.

423
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,652
You launched yourself
into the chaos last night

424
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,490
of some festering
Spade family drama.

425
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,368
And we only weathered it
'cause of you.

426
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,037
<i>It's 'cause of your guts.
It's your instinct.</i>

427
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,040
It's your heart.

428
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,834
<i>I'm grateful for you.</i>

429
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:23,960
Thank you.

430
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,545
[cheers and applause]

431
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,297
<i>That shit was amazing.</i>

432
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,757
Last but not least
is Ace Spade,

433
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,258
who's still sleeping apparently.

434
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,218
[scattered laughter]

435
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,012
When everything was gettin'
crazy last night,

436
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889
before Crystal saved the day,

437
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,643
Ace coulda climbed the ladder,
grab the belt, but he didn't.

438
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,228
Okay?

439
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,689
'Cause he cares about
this here promotion.

440
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,485
DWL was resuscitated,

441
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,987
because Ace and I shook hands

442
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573
on a vow of loyalty.

443
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,537
And for real bad reasons,
I-I squandered that.

444
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,707
<i>So if anyone here</i>

445
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,376
<i>has a problem
with Ace Spade...</i>

446
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,421
...it started with me.

447
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,090
I deserve the blame,

448
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:15,678
because I put
y'all's hard work at risk.

449
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,890
I'm sorry.

450
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,060
[soft dramatic music]

451
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,230
♪ ♪

452
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,859
I gotta write this week's show.

453
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,570
Crystal,

454
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,947
you're now a DWL wrestler.

455
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,033
- Welcome to the roster.
- [cheers and applause]

456
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,454
Okay, for this week's card,

457
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,999
I gotta rewind a few things
just a little bit.

458
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,043
We're gonna invalidate
the results of the ladder match

459
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087
<i>due to technicalities,</i>

460
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,881
<i>build some heat,
promote the shit out of it,</i>

461
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,800
<i>deliver killer stories.</i>

462
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,886
I want y'all to stay sharp,
stay tuned.

463
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,264
We survived.

464
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,517
<i>Now, let's build on it.
Thank you.</i>

465
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,233
Jack, come on!

466
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,609
That shit's not fair!

467
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,820
I think I deserve
way more than scraps.

468
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,989
It's bullshit that
I have to give up the belt

469
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,782
after holdin' it for one night.

470
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,659
I'm confused.

471
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,787
I should be able to defend
my title in the ring,

472
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,457
not relinquish it
on some fuckin' technicality.

473
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,917
You came to my house.

474
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,712
You said you'd do whatever
it takes for the DWL.

475
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,423
So there were conditions
you didn't disclose then?

476
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,885
Jack, I'm tryna talk
about my future in the DWL

477
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,386
in the present.

478
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,138
We were together in the past,
five seconds ago,

479
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,433
when I pronounced you
a DWL wrestler,

480
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,851
which, 24 hours ago,
you were not.

481
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,102
I'm not arguin' that.

482
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,729
No?
You were shoutin' after me

483
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,272
and calling bullshit.

484
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,358
Jack, I- I followed you
to talk to you.

485
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,153
A week ago, you cried to me,
saying that you would do

486
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,280
- anything for the DWL.
- [Crystal scoffs]

487
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,032
I wasn't crying to you.

488
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,326
I was trying to take
responsibility for my actions.

489
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,120
But it would seem
that "anything" meant

490
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,039
<i>before</i> you got the belt.

491
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624
'Cause now you got the belt,

492
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,918
and you're the one
who's telling me what's next?

493
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:14,339
That's what you left out
when you were cryin'

494
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,799
and apologizin'.

495
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,469
You're real focused
on that day.

496
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,139
I gotta square that day with
what's happening right now.

497
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,850
And do not consider any part

498
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,853
of any event scraps.

499
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,815
<i>So let me know if you wanna
be part of this promotion.</i>

500
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,199
Follow me, fucko.

501
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,666
- Ah.
- [Willie] You just got a gift.

502
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:50,708
I was just trying
to stick up for my--

503
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,168
[Willie] Shut up!

504
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,045
I thought you were smart.

505
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,422
Jack just gave you more praise
than anyone in this buildin'.

506
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,257
I got two sentences.
You got a monologue.

507
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,969
He actually used the words,
"I am so grateful for you."

508
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,929
And you go marchin' after him,
stampin' and stompin'

509
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,348
in your little Care Bear boots,
whinin' "No fair"?

510
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,516
Jesus.

511
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,227
This promotion
is in the dark ages

512
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,812
when it comes
to women wrestlers.

513
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,272
You ever wrestled
a 30-minute match?

514
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,525
'Cause that's what it takes
to be at the top of the card

515
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,777
in this business--30 minutes.

516
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,278
How's your cardio, hmm?

517
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,697
And what's your gimmick?

518
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,031
'Cause as far
as the audience knows,

519
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,700
Bunny Bombshell
now has the DWL belt--

520
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,744
or whoever Bunny was,
before you tore your ears off.

521
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,080
We don't know.

522
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,499
So if you've got solutions,
share 'em.

523
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,545
Otherwise,
quit runnin' your mouth.

524
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:36,963
I wasn't tryin'
to run my mouth.

525
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,548
Really?
'Cause you opened it,

526
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:41,259
and you let words spew forth
without thinkin'.

527
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,512
- If you say so.
- Oh, I say so.

528
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,848
I fuckin' know so.

529
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,644
I've lost my life
to this business.

530
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,522
So listen to what I say.

531
00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,819
[sighs]

532
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,612
I'm sorry.

533
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,199
I am listening.

534
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,326
Really.

535
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,956
Well, I have no idea
who your Mr. Miyagi is,

536
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,750
but clearly,
you've been practicin'.

537
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,918
You didn't learn all that on the
trampoline in your front yard.

538
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,336
Regardless,

539
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,130
there's a match
this Saturday night,

540
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,632
and before your hissy fit,
Jack was writin' you into it.

541
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:25,303
For all I know, now he's in
his office writin' you out.

542
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,138
Well, I will go
apologize to him.

543
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,474
You will sit in this room
for ten minutes

544
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,267
and do nothin' but reflect

545
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,771
on how you can better speak to
people about your aspirations.

546
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,899
Nobody owes you shit.

547
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,192
Today's Monday.

548
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,610
Your road to fairness
starts now.

549
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,153
Go get one of the boys,
who isn't tryin'

550
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,864
to stick his dick in you
to help and start workin'.

551
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,365
Get in the ring.

552
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,034
Get through five minutes
of action nonstop,

553
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,869
then ten minutes,
then 15, then 20.

554
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,246
And if you can't do that, well,
that's the story Jack writes--

555
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:56,042
you sidelined
before you even got started.

556
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,835
And whose fault is that?

557
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,508
[door slams]

558
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,846
- [Jack] <i>Hey, Ma.</i>
- [Carol] Hi.

559
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,641
What's with the rocks?

560
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,060
I'm bombarded
with junk mail.

561
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,604
I discovered if
I ship back a box of rocks

562
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:19,023
using the
postage-paid-by-addressee

563
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,025
envelope,
it'd cost them a lot of money,

564
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,152
and it stops.

565
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,987
- Respect.
- Mm-hmm.

566
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,242
I've been calling Ace
since last night.

567
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,077
Well, we--

568
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,663
the show went well, but we had
a little bit of a spat.

569
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,623
He's gone, Jack.

570
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,834
You make it sound ominous.

571
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,211
[Carol] <i>He left with food
and his sleeping bag.</i>

572
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,838
Then just say he went camping.

573
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,923
He went camping, Jack.

574
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,675
You don't think
he went camping.

575
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,010
Took his Xbox.

576
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,350
[mellow music
playing over radio]

577
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,935
Welcome.

578
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,646
Please be made aware that this
establishment is cash only.

579
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,190
No credit card, no Venmo,
no PayPal, no Apple Pay,

580
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,026
no crypto--cash only.

581
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,611
Seems pretty restrictive.

582
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,072
<i>I'll just have some,
uh, white toast.</i>

583
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,867
Hmm, tryna lose weight?

584
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,077
Just tryna enjoy some toast.

585
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,416
[sighs]

586
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,043
Let me buy you a meal, partner.

587
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,671
Man with your frame
needs protein.

588
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,466
I'm not tryin' to offend.

589
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:31,220
I've had days where
all I ate was toast.

590
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,763
I like toast.

591
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,224
Can't trust a man who doesn't.

592
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,602
- I usually--
- Buddy, I ain't lonely.

593
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,396
Go find some other runaway
to make s'mores with.

594
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,148
Mm.

595
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:47,236
Well, you seem kind of old
to be a runaway.

596
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,575
[door opens]

597
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:54,952
[door closes]

598
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,673
[waitress] <i>Hey!</i>

599
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,176
So you dining and dashing
on me, you motherfucker?

600
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,302
[person] What you mean?

601
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,054
- What?
- [waitress] Pay.

602
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,348
Get--pay yo' bill.

603
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,559
[person] Oh, God.
[chuckles]

604
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,687
- Keep the change.
- [waitress] Change?

605
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,398
Keep the fuck away from here,
you goddamn thief.

606
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,276
[car door closes]

607
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,528
Hey.

608
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,658
Here.

609
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,618
I don't know why I did that.

610
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,411
I do.

611
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,872
You feel the world
owes it to you.

612
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,083
So you keep it.

613
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,840
[engine starts]

614
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:54,595
[country music playing]

615
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:57,765
♪ ♪

616
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,731
[wrestlers grunting]

617
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,233
[both grunting]

618
00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:09,568
- [groans]
- [wrestlers jeering]

619
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,487
[laughter]

620
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,572
- Okay.
- [Bobby] <i>Come on.</i>

621
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,074
Come on, Dad.

622
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,827
[both grunt]

623
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,912
- [Bobby] Nice, nice, nice.
- [wrestler] Attagirl.

624
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,248
- [stopwatch beeps]
- That was 12 minutes.

625
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,749
[The Dad breathing heavily]

626
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,334
That was not 12 minutes.

627
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,044
That was 11 minutes,
46 seconds.

628
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,672
[both exhale]

629
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,174
Ah, that sucked.

630
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:36,512
Diego, you think you can last
15 minutes with me?

631
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:37,930
- Uh...
- [laughter]

632
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,682
Okay.
All right.

633
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,059
In a bygone era,
I woulda had a great answer

634
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,228
to that question,
but I'll just say this.

635
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:45,896
Let's lock up.

636
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,440
<i>Ah.</i>

637
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,448
[door bell jingles]

638
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,285
Hey, man, you work here?

639
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,870
[worker]
Are you buying or complaining?

640
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,164
Buyin'.
Uh, is this, uh, jacket

641
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,749
good for the rain?

642
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,792
What do you mean
"good for the rain?"

643
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,544
If I'm in the rain,
will I be good?

644
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,212
Well, it is a raincoat.

645
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,549
So I think the answer is yes.

646
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,718
You ever gone camping
in Dover Springs?

647
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,303
Nah, I hate camping.

648
00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:18,554
You work
at a camping store.

649
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,473
Alimony.
Don't ever get married.

650
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,641
So if you're hikin' and campin'
in Dover Springs,

651
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,435
I hope you're all geared up.
You got bear spray?

652
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:25,686
There's bears in Dover Springs?

653
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,438
Oh, yeah, lots of 'em.

654
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,231
They passed a law
you can't kill 'em anymore,

655
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,442
but bears don't seem
to be thankful about that

656
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:34,236
when you run into 'em,
so watch out.

657
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,780
You got hiking boots?

658
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,907
Uh, naw, I was just--
I was just gonna wear these.

659
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,075
You're gonna hike
in soccer shoes?

660
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,368
It's pretty rough terrain.

661
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,078
They're broken in.
I'll be good.

662
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,206
Hey, I just wanna make sure

663
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,999
you know what you're doin'
up there.

664
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,627
I mean, you're asking me about
the efficacy of a raincoat.

665
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,462
This--
this particular raincoat.

666
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:54,840
Raincoats always work, man.
That's why they're raincoats.

667
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:55,966
Do you sell tents?

668
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,551
[whispers] Oh, my God.

669
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,016
[Crystal sighs]

670
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,019
[dramatic music]

671
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,189
♪ ♪

672
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,317
[marker scribbling]

673
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,497
[person] <i>Every time,
just keeps making the bus.</i>

674
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:27,873
<i>I don't understand...</i>

675
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,085
[Jack] I don't think
it's too bad.

676
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,881
I'll smile more to offset it.

677
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,591
Thank you
for waking me up yesterday.

678
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:40,386
Think we're gonna get that
contract with the county--

679
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:41,595
a lot of mowers.

680
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,223
Jack, that's so great.

681
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,809
Ace left town.

682
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,894
I have no idea where.

683
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,857
I think the idea is he don't
want me havin' any idea,

684
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,483
'cause he hates me.

685
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,610
He doesn't.
He's not gone far.

686
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,446
He took his Xbox.

687
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,575
I never shoulda
told him the truth.

688
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,201
Staci, we were cookin'.

689
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,828
We had arrived.

690
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,289
Let's just have this meeting,
get Thomas back in school.

691
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,623
Ace will be back.

692
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,126
Hello there,
Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade.

693
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,253
- Good to see you again.
- Hey, good to see you.

694
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,547
Despite the circumstances. Um...

695
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,299
- This is Jennifer Stone.
- Hi.

696
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,758
Pleasure to meet you,
Ms. Stone.

697
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,177
- [Jennifer] Hi.
- [principal] She works with

698
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:24,013
the district
as a school psychologist.

699
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:26,390
<i>Uh, sorry we kept you waiting.</i>

700
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,142
[Jack] Uh, no worries at all.

701
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:32,229
The amount of time I spent
in this here office as a boy

702
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,440
makes me nostalgic to be back.

703
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:36,025
[chuckles] Usually,
the principal's office

704
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,776
brings up scary memories.

705
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,862
I hope you weren't
a troublemaker, Mr. Spade.

706
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:42,031
Well, I didn't
necessarily make any trouble--

707
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,742
didn't shy away from it
when it found me,

708
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,702
certainly wasn't scared of it.

709
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,622
Violence sometimes suggests
a deeper issue going on

710
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:53,751
with a child, and the proximity
to professional wrestling

711
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,711
may even normalize it.

712
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:57,922
It's boys.
We handled it at home.

713
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,924
Tell us.
We're concerned.

714
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:02,092
No need for a concern.
It's handled.

715
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:04,970
Thomas understands he can't use
his fists to express himself.

716
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,472
Well, not at school, anyways.

717
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,098
School, their rules.

718
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:10,059
School rules say you can't
defend yourself that way.

719
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,560
Noted.

720
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,646
There's no need
for a deeper dive.

721
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,440
Okay, well, the video evidence
of the incident

722
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:17,858
might amend
your feelings about it.

723
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,985
[Jack]
You got any audio evidence?

724
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,489
Audio evidence
would amend your feelings,

725
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,324
because audio evidence would

726
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,660
reveal what provoked Thomas
that day.

727
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,578
Thomas broke the boy's nose.

728
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:33,791
<i>We want to make every effort
to de-escalate the situation.</i>

729
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:35,209
I-I-It's over.

730
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,336
It's de-escalated.
[scoffs]

731
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,420
You think this is funny?

732
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:39,922
No, I don't.

733
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:43,467
But I was just recalling
when I was in fifth grade here.

734
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,344
A kid named Dave Curley

735
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,722
pulled down Becky Colquit's
pants at recess.

736
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,808
Becky's brother, Todd,
stepped up.

737
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,434
He broke Dave's nose,

738
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,520
and then he broke
Dave's left arm.

739
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:59,233
And Dave learned something
that day about bullying.

740
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,651
<i>Now, guess what?</i>

741
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,653
<i>Dave turned into
a pretty good guy.</i>

742
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:05,030
He's working as a social worker
now up in Raleigh.

743
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,448
Thomas is a sensitive boy,

744
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,701
who responded in a way
we don't prefer.

745
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,787
Thomas got told
to go fuck himself.

746
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:13,455
That's bullying.

747
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,543
Thomas taught that bully
a life lesson

748
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,504
about using threats
and fightin' words.

749
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:21,797
[principal]
<i>There's no such thing</i>

750
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,507
<i>as fighting words, Mr. Spade.</i>

751
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:26,218
Fighting words escalate
into a school shooting,

752
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,720
and you don't want that,
do you?

753
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,807
Did you just ask me
if I wanted this to escalate

754
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,142
to a school shootin'?

755
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:34,268
I did.

756
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:39,773
Until Congress legislates an
approved list of fighting words

757
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:44,194
that justifiably
provoke physical retribution,

758
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:47,072
we're just gonna draw the line
at no punching,

759
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,867
no kicking, no scratching,
no pulling hair too,

760
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:52,703
but top on the list
is no punching.

761
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,246
<i>Make sense?</i>

762
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,581
Totally. Completely.

763
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,797
Well, mission accomplished.

764
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,216
That was one of
the worst routes ever taken

765
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,177
to accomplish any mission ever.

766
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:09,845
It's a miracle
we got out of that meetin'

767
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:12,014
with them agreein'
to let Thomas back in school.

768
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,642
Well, Staci, it's over and done
with, and he's unsuspended,

769
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,435
so what is the deal
for tonight?

770
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,103
You gon' drive to Alpharetta,
grab Thomas,

771
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,314
and just come on back,
'cause that's a--

772
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:26,195
That's a lot of driving
for one day.

773
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,030
I don't even know what to s--

774
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:30,532
[Jack]
Staci, I came to the meetin'.

775
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,202
Me, it's Jack.
It's my point of view.

776
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:34,912
I figure since
we were invited--

777
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,538
Summoned.
We were summoned.

778
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,291
They had the district
school psychologist there.

779
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,543
This wasn't a meetin'
about detention and writin'

780
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,295
"I'm sorry for punching"
200 times.

781
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,547
They think our son might
have mental health issues.

782
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,590
[Jack] They...
[sighs]

783
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:47,925
They're concerned

784
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,426
that the school district's
gonna get sued.

785
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,095
They're just tryin'
to cover their ass.

786
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,888
They wanted us to acknowledge
punching as wrong.

787
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,473
How could you not read that?

788
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,558
'Cause punchin'
is not always wrong.

789
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,644
Listen, are we supposed to live
according to principle,

790
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,229
or we just supposed
to suck it up?

791
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:01,855
We're supposed to live
according to principle

792
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,232
and common sense.

793
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:06,110
Well, let me know
when to use which.

794
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,738
And hey, how- how is it that
I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas,

795
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,532
and you're clearly
tryin' to talk about me?

796
00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:12,908
No, I'm talkin' about
all of us.

797
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,118
This is exactly my point.

798
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,744
I think
we're doin' this together,

799
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:19,123
and then you go rogue,
arguing about fighting words.

800
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,041
No, goin' rogue's fightin'

801
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,001
in the absence
of fightin' words.

802
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,088
Those people
have master's degrees.

803
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,881
If they think we should
reframe our son's behavior,

804
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,758
maybe we should just listen.

805
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,594
I listened,
then I responded.

806
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,264
You talked.
You schooled the school people.

807
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:36,640
What the hell, man?

808
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,684
You have one gear lately--
confrontational.

809
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,352
I was in there
defendin' our son,

810
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,645
who did not have
mental health issues--

811
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,480
[sighs]
I don't wanna argue.

812
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,113
I just wanna hold your hand

813
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,408
and walk through
this life together.

814
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,784
But I...
[chuckles]

815
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,369
I sure can't imagine
anyone observin' us

816
00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:00,122
and thinking,
"Wow, what a great marriage."

817
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:04,877
But it's what I want.

818
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,796
It's what we deserve,
and it's not this.

819
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,174
[scoffs]

820
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,842
And I'm not
in a hurry to come home

821
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,802
if this is the way
we're gonna treat a--

822
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,973
[Jack] <i>Go ahead.</i>

823
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,142
Say something else

824
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:21,852
about how I'm no longer
the man that you married.

825
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,480
Stop provoking me.
I wasn't going--

826
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,024
I did what you asked.
I told Ace the truth.

827
00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:29,151
I'm here at this meetin'
listening to those two

828
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,695
fucking idiots tell us
that our son is a bully,

829
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,447
which is not true.

830
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:36,033
I conceded the point.
I did not think it true,

831
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,828
but I did for you,
for Thomas, for us.

832
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,289
I can play by the rules,
but you're here,

833
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,707
and you're threatenin' me,
Staci.

834
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:44,666
You're threatenin'
to stay separated!

835
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,084
No, I am telling you

836
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:50,088
I am so disoriented
and--and--and unfamiliar

837
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:54,885
by this way you now seem
to express your unhappiness.

838
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:57,721
And that it has to change, Jack,

839
00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,223
because I can't do it
like this.

840
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:00,599
Well, I don't know

841
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,142
when you got so conditional,
but there it is.

842
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,560
- Don't say it's conditional.
- That's fine.

843
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,354
- No, it is!
- Who the fuck are you?

844
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:08,273
It is!

845
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,360
[sighs]

846
00:35:11,527 --> 00:35:13,946
And look,
may- maybe it should be.

847
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,489
I get--I get it.

848
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,954
I'm--I'm gonna stop
asking you to come home,

849
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,208
because clearly,
I haven't earned it.

850
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,419
♪ ♪

851
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:33,298
Who am I?

852
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,467
I disappeared

853
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,595
the day my dad
shot himself in the head.

854
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,264
And Daddy's final words
to me were,

855
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:45,060
"Jack, take care of Ace,"
and I thought that I was.

856
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:47,104
I'm a man
who's desperate to provide,

857
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:49,857
who's tryin' to build a home
for all of us.

858
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:52,067
And, Staci,
I'm failin' at all that.

859
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:53,819
So n--so I'm--so I'm a man

860
00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,238
who doesn't know
where his brother is,

861
00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:59,741
and--and whose wife and son
have left him

862
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,286
alone in our home.

863
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:04,580
Now what's that make me?
Who's that make me?

864
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,416
I'm just a dude.

865
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,500
I'm just...
[sniffles]

866
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,253
I'm just a dude who's tryin'.

867
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:12,921
♪ ♪

868
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:16,216
And all I'm doin' instead
is I'm fuckin' everything up.

869
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:19,177
I'm a disaster.

870
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,847
I don't know

871
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:24,433
what I have to do

872
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,270
to find the guy
that I was before.

873
00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:30,647
I don't know the first thing.

874
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:33,775
♪ ♪

875
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,653
I'ma figure it out.

876
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,781
♪ ♪

877
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:46,496
["High" by Brittany Howard]

878
00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:49,625
♪ ♪

879
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,512
♪ ♪

880
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:10,604
[Brittany] <i>♪ I already feel ♪</i>

881
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,983
<i>♪ Like doing it again ♪</i>

882
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,610
<i>♪ Honey ♪</i>

883
00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:19,029
♪ ♪

884
00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:21,490
<i>♪ 'Cause once you know
Then you know ♪</i>

885
00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:24,493
<i>♪ And you don't wanna go ♪</i>

886
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,746
<i>♪ Back to wherever it is
That you come from, yeah ♪</i>

887
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,082
♪ ♪

888
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:35,045
<i>♪ I just want to stay high ♪</i>

889
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:39,216
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

890
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,512
[Ace] <i>This is Ace.
Leave a message,</i>

891
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:44,638
<i>- and I'll hit you back.</i>
- [line beeps]

892
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,223
Ace, hey, listen to me, man.

893
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,058
I don't know how far
you went or where,

894
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:50,102
but I know that
you took your Xbox with you.

895
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,729
So just tell me what I gotta do
to get you back here.

896
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:54,856
You want me to run down
Main Street naked

897
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,191
with a pumpkin head?

898
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:57,442
Done! All right?

899
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,111
I messed up,
but I need you with me,

900
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,113
and I want you to know
that I won't keep on working

901
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,740
to build this thing
until you decide to come back.

902
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,033
You know that
you gon' come back,

903
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,743
because you were
born to wrestle!

904
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,788
So just reach out,
and let's fix this!

905
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:14,835
[wrestler]
<i>Okay, okay.</i>

906
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,712
<i>Naked lady walks into a bar.</i>

907
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,547
- [laughter]
<i>- Poodle under one hand.</i>

908
00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:20,507
[wrestler]
<i>There's no way, dude.</i>

909
00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:23,927
Ace has gone away,
no idea where.

910
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,054
New plan--Crystal,
you're gon' be on the card.

911
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,015
<i>Where?
I don't know.</i>

912
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,141
<i>But we're gonna throw you
in the deep end.</i>

913
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,600
<i>That way, if you drown,</i>

914
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,227
<i>we will not have wasted
any time.</i>

915
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,688
Don't ask me how it ends.
Don't ask me how it begins.

916
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:37,190
I'm gonna write a promo.
We're gonna shoot it tonight.

917
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,775
Brew some coffee.

918
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,528
[laughs]

919
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,946
- [squeals]
- [Diego sighs]

920
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:45,657
Jesus, the minute
we get some momentum--

921
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,325
these fucking brothers, man.

922
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:49,786
Now Ace quit?
Rooster defected.

923
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,997
Pock's gone AWOL.
Bobby's leg's broke.

924
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,415
It's fucking great.

925
00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:54,791
[Bobby] Actually,
I'm healing really fast.

926
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:55,959
Doctor said that
I make more calcium

927
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:57,335
than the average person.

928
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,795
[Ricky]
<i>How's that work, exactly?</i>

929
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,589
You got, like,
a milk titty in your leg?

930
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:03,508
[laughter]

931
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,596
Hey, Jack.
[knocks on door]

932
00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:09,014
Want you to know I'm here

933
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:10,849
to relieve some pressure,
here to help.

934
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,434
Bill, if you're gonna
tell me that I don't know

935
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:15,228
what the fuck I'm doing again,
no, thank you.

936
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,688
"You don't know
what the fuck you're doin'"

937
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,940
is not an insult.

938
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,567
<i>It isn't.</i>

939
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:24,821
Look, you can't be judged on
your ability to do something

940
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,657
if you haven't been
properly taught how--

941
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,243
<i>no disrespect to your dad.</i>

942
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:34,331
<i>Hey, you wanna go
where he never went</i>

943
00:39:34,498 --> 00:39:36,958
and where I've been.

944
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,336
Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire.

945
00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:42,464
I own that.
I offer an apology.

946
00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:44,883
<i>And I am here to help.</i>

947
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,553
Not to disrupt.

948
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,514
Now, look.

949
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,643
We are, right now,
what we call in the business,

950
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,144
butt-fucked.

951
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:59,481
The finish to the title match
gave us a huge pop,

952
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,149
but we booked ourselves
into a corner.

953
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,026
We gotta figure out
how to make you whole again

954
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:06,196
while still pushing Crystal
without emasculatin'

955
00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,532
your sausage party
of a talent roster.

956
00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,493
Look, you can write.

957
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,537
Write.

958
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,622
But I got some ideas--

959
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,374
some good ones.

960
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:20,085
I'd like to share 'em
with you.

961
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,339
In this...
[chuckles]

962
00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:27,717
...battered notebook,
one of about 100,

963
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:32,514
there lies the scribbled wisdom
born out of 7,000 nights

964
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,933
in 6,000 motels.

965
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:43,066
Let's put our heads together
and get this shit goin'.

966
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,532
♪ ♪

967
00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,285
As president
of the Duffy Wrestling League

968
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,954
board of directors,
I called this press conference

969
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,664
to address
the recent controversy.

970
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,208
Last week,
in an overzealous moment,

971
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:04,462
our referee erroneously awarded
the title to Bunny Bombshell,

972
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:07,549
who was not a legal competitor
in the title match,

973
00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:10,218
and therefore,
was ineligible to win.

974
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,678
- [Crystal] Huh.
- [Eddie] 'Scuse me.

975
00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:14,389
[camera shutters clicking]

976
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,308
- [laughs]
- [Eddie] <i>This referee</i>

977
00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:19,311
<i>is now suspended without pay,
pending an investigation.</i>

978
00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:21,062
[Bobby] <i>There's no need.
There's no need.</i>

979
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,939
<i>I'm retiring from reffing.</i>

980
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,316
[Eddie] <i>Praise the Lord.</i>

981
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:26,484
[Paul] Nice passing the heat
to the ref.

982
00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:27,777
[Kevin] Time-tested good shit.

983
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,237
Shut the fuck up, Kevin.

984
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,948
Bill Hancock was incapacitated
during the match

985
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:33,658
and left unattended,

986
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,036
<i>a grievous oversight
by our entire promotion.</i>

987
00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:38,455
I want to apologize
to Mr. Hancock

988
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:42,626
for our mishandling of your
gastrointestinal complication

989
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:47,172
and offer you Jack Spade
in a ladder match rematch

990
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:48,840
for the DWL title.

991
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,133
This is only happenin',

992
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,676
'cause he's threatenin'
to sue the DWL!

993
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,137
- [mic feedback]
- [Wild Bill] Eddie.

994
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:58,850
I accept your completely
unmotivated apology.

995
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,144
But if you're looking
for who to blame,

996
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:05,649
look at who might gain
through sabotage.

997
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,859
- Jack Spade.
- [crowd murmurs]

998
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,569
Ace Spade.

999
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,780
I was poisoned!

1000
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,700
And who had better access

1001
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:20,330
than my so-called valet,
Bunny freakin' Bombshell?

1002
00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:24,626
A valet that had just come off
workin' with Ace Spade.

1003
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:26,670
Maybe they never stopped
working together.

1004
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,756
[Jack] <i>Keep on using them
fightin' words, Bill,</i>

1005
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,800
<i>and you're gonna find yourself
in a world of hurt.</i>

1006
00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:34,803
<i>You got your money,
and you got your lawyers,</i>

1007
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:37,973
but what you also have
is a mouth writin' checks

1008
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,058
<i>that your leaky ass
can't cash!</i>

1009
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,185
Let's go right now, big Jack!

1010
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,688
Please!
Leave it for the ring,

1011
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:46,982
where we will all gladly pay

1012
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,025
to see you spill
one another's blood.

1013
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,568
<i>And now, Ms. Bombshell--</i>

1014
00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:52,654
Whoa, check yourself.

1015
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,030
[mic feedback]

1016
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:58,576
My name is not Bunny Bombshell
or Tits McGee

1017
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,204
<i>or any other
cartoon stage name</i>

1018
00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:05,125
this hairy, syphilitic sack
of skin tried pinnin' on me.

1019
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,795
You will call me Crystal Tyler.

1020
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,382
<i>- I am a grown, damn woman.</i>
- [Jack snickering]

1021
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:14,175
Oh, you think it's funny,
Jack Spade, huh?

1022
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,510
[Jack] I do.

1023
00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,387
What's funny was that look
on your face

1024
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:20,265
after I kicked your ass
and took your title!

1025
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,599
- You wanna go right now?
- I'll do whatever...

1026
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,685
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ms. Tyler!

1027
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:26,396
I am impressed
by your competitive fire,

1028
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:29,774
but this belt and the title
are gonna be held in abeyance

1029
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,359
until Saturday's match

1030
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,237
between Jack Spade
and Wild Bill Hancock.

1031
00:43:34,404 --> 00:43:36,990
And Ace Spade, you're invited
to return to Duffy

1032
00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:38,992
and challenge
for the belt again.

1033
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,995
<i>If not, your spot'll be taken
by another challenger.</i>

1034
00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:45,457
See you all Saturday,
7:30 p.m.,

1035
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,917
live from the Duffy Dome.

1036
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,461
- [Willie] Cut.
- [Eddie] Good!

1037
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,463
- [all cheering]
- [wrestler] Hey, good job.

1038
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,173
- [wrestler] Nice job.
- [wrestler] Very well done!

1039
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,091
[Eddie] Ain't nothin'
without the words, Shakespeare.

1040
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,136
[birds chirping]

1041
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:01,264
♪ ♪

1042
00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:20,283
[exciting music]

1043
00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:23,411
♪ ♪

1044
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,547
Hey.
Standing room only.

1045
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,299
Field of fucking Dreams
out there.

1046
00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:37,759
Promo worked so good.

1047
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:39,094
Merch is moving.
Beer is flowing.

1048
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,804
We're gonna make
some money tonight.

1049
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,722
Yeah, they still gotta buy
what we're sellin' in the ring.

1050
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,307
Okay, one victory at a time.

1051
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:47,394
You sure about the finish?
Just confirming.

1052
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,021
♪ ♪

1053
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,065
- [phone clicks]
- [line rings]

1054
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,525
[Ace] <i>This is Ace.
Leave a message,</i>

1055
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,026
<i>- and I'll hit you back.</i>
- [line beeps]

1056
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,986
[sighs]
Hey, if you show up here

1057
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,531
in the next ten minutes or so,
just slide in the back,

1058
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,991
and I'll fill you in
once we're in the ring.

1059
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,494
Otherwise,
I'm gon' keep reachin' out,

1060
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,579
and I'm gon' keep leavin'
these messages.

1061
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,832
♪ ♪

1062
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,750
I need you back here.

1063
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,502
♪ ♪

1064
00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:14,087
- [phone beeps, clicks]
- [taps on window]

1065
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,255
Let's go.

1066
00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,050
[dramatic music]

1067
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,303
[heartbeat thumping]

1068
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:29,519
[heavy metal music]

1069
00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:32,480
♪ ♪

1070
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:35,692
[crowd booing]

1071
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,572
[crowd chanting]
Ace! Ace! Ace!

1072
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,158
Ace! Ace! Ace!

1073
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,076
[Eddie] <i>Folks,
I'm sorry to say this,</i>

1074
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,870
<i>but Ace Spade is a no-show.</i>

1075
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,164
[crowd boos]

1076
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,749
But you were promised
a triple threat ladder match

1077
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:56,045
for the DWL strap, and that's
exactly what you're gonna get.

1078
00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:57,755
[cheers and applause]

1079
00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:01,134
Ace Spade's sudden
and mysterious absence

1080
00:46:01,301 --> 00:46:04,679
has provided
the opportunity of a lifetime.

1081
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:07,348
I am makin' an open challenge

1082
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,518
to any other man
on the DWL roster.

1083
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,520
Now, who's it gonna be?

1084
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:15,023
[Crystal] <i>How 'bout a woman?</i>

1085
00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:18,234
[crowd cheering]

1086
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,073
I got a DWL contract
right here,

1087
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:26,159
which means I'm on the roster.

1088
00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:27,577
[Wild Bill] No, no, no, no!

1089
00:46:27,744 --> 00:46:30,955
And I came here
for what's mine--

1090
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,124
to win back my belt!

1091
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,460
[crowd cheering]

1092
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,212
[Eddie] Oh, don't encourage her
now, folks.

1093
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:40,548
She's a spectator
just like yourselves tonight.

1094
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:44,135
Look at this
typical male bull crap.

1095
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,639
Woman comes in, beats three men

1096
00:46:47,764 --> 00:46:50,141
only to have a fourth man

1097
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:53,811
manufacture some <i>technicality</i>

1098
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,231
to dismiss her.

1099
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,899
They're lookin' at me like,

1100
00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:00,527
"Who's this bitch
think she is?"

1101
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:02,529
- [crowd booing]
- Shut up!

1102
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,073
[Crystal] You guys see that
look on Jack Spade's face?

1103
00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:08,409
- [crowd jeers]
- Yeah, he don't like a lady

1104
00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:13,039
using such language in the DWL,
but you know what?

1105
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:15,250
You're actually right
about me, Jack.

1106
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:18,086
My name is Crystal Tyler,

1107
00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:21,089
and I am the baddest <i>bitch</i>

1108
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,258
the DWL has ever seen!

1109
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:26,427
[crowd cheering]

1110
00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:30,431
- [laughs]
- Nice.

1111
00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:37,146
I am the real goddamn champ

1112
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:40,775
till one of you has got
the balls to take it from me.

1113
00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:43,528
[crowd shouting]

1114
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:47,824
Your job is to hop around
and fetch my robe.

1115
00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:49,284
[crowd ohhs]

1116
00:47:49,409 --> 00:47:51,202
So quit twitching
your little bunny tail here

1117
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:52,870
and hop on out!

1118
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,123
This match is no place
for a woman.

1119
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:58,126
[crowd booing]

1120
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:04,757
Crystal Tyler,
you want in the match?

1121
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,885
- You got it!
- [cheers and applause]

1122
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:11,222
But!
But don't you come crying to me

1123
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:15,018
'cause you got bit trying
to play with the big dogs.

1124
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,978
[crowd booing]

1125
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:19,272
Ring that bell, Eddie!

1126
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:20,273
[bell rings]

1127
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,859
I am officially protestin--

1128
00:48:23,276 --> 00:48:25,194
[crowd ohhs]

1129
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:26,446
Shit!

1130
00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,573
That's a living legend
right there!

1131
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,283
How dare you!

1132
00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:34,746
[Eddie] <i>All right, folks.
We are under way.</i>

1133
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,664
Oh, he's giving her
a police escort

1134
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,583
right into
the turnbuckle there.

1135
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,918
[Jack] She don't belong
in this ring!

1136
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,588
[Wild Bill] Witchcraft!

1137
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,298
- Burn her!
- [crowd booing]

1138
00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:47,383
[Eddie] There's just two left
in the dance contest now.

1139
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,926
<i>Okay, here we go.</i>

1140
00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:50,595
[Ricky] <i>Now this is
some great action here.</i>

1141
00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:52,263
[Eddie] <i>You don't
turn your back on a girl</i>

1142
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,057
<i>with that kind of agility,
I'll tell ya.</i>

1143
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:55,558
[Ricky] <i>Looks like she's tryin'
to maybe choke him.</i>

1144
00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:57,935
[Eddie] <i>Whoa!</i>

1145
00:48:58,102 --> 00:48:59,687
[Ricky] <i>Crystal just lands
on her feet like a housecat.</i>

1146
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:01,064
[Eddie]
<i>Stuck the dismount.</i>

1147
00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:03,232
[Ricky]
<i>Uh-uh. She means business.</i>

1148
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,776
[cheers and applause]

1149
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,444
- [Crystal shouts]
- [both] <i>Oh!</i>

1150
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,404
Well, that done backfired
on him, didn't it?

1151
00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:09,864
[Jack] Ow!
Come on!

1152
00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:11,032
- [Crystal] Did it hurt?
- [Jack] Yes!

1153
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:13,284
- [Crystal] Yeah?
- [Jack screams]

1154
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,078
[Eddie] <i>She just keeps slappin'
with her open hand.</i>

1155
00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:16,537
<i>I don't understand that.</i>

1156
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,456
<i>I would use a rock
or a closed fist.</i>

1157
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,291
[Ricky] <i>Closed fist is illegal
in professional wrestling,</i>

1158
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,417
<i>Eddie Earl.</i>

1159
00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:24,087
[Ricky] <i>Oh!</i>

1160
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:25,380
[Eddie]
<i>He threw her for distance.</i>

1161
00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:26,881
[Ricky]
<i>Oh, he's fixin' to end</i>

1162
00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:28,549
<i>this girl's career
before it starts.</i>

1163
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,134
[Eddie] <i>Oh, she's jumping up
to the top pole.</i>

1164
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,844
<i>Appliances.
Here she goes.</i>

1165
00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:34,263
<i>Oh! That is some kind
of superkick right there.</i>

1166
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,724
[Ricky] <i>Every time Jack
takes his eyes off the prize,</i>

1167
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,476
<i>Crystal does
something fantastic.</i>

1168
00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,560
[Crystal grunts]

1169
00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:40,561
[Ricky] <i>Oh!</i>

1170
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:41,938
- Good lord!
- Oh!

1171
00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:43,606
[Eddie]
<i>Like a young Nadia Comaneci,</i>

1172
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,233
<i>right with an elbow
to the face.</i>

1173
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:46,984
[Ricky] <i>For anybody under 75
right now,</i>

1174
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:48,444
<i>he means Simone Biles.</i>

1175
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,904
He's working
the outside of the ring here.

1176
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:51,656
- [Jack] Thanks very much.
- [fan] Hey!

1177
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:54,033
He's stealing a $7-beer.
That's not all right.

1178
00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,452
Remember,
this is a ladder match.

1179
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:59,414
<i>You need to use the ladder
to climb and grab the belt.</i>

1180
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,542
[crowd booing]

1181
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,172
- [crowd cheering]
- [both laugh]

1182
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,924
[Ricky] <i>You need the ladder
to win the match,</i>

1183
00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:13,177
<i>but it can also
be used against you.</i>

1184
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,429
Look at her.

1185
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,514
She's been
to a Home Depot before.

1186
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,893
<i>All right, well,
he's back in the ring.</i>

1187
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,646
<i>He's a little--oh.
Little do-si-do there.</i>

1188
00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:28,317
[crowd ohhs]

1189
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:29,944
<i>She didn't plan
to land on that elbow.</i>

1190
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:32,822
[Ricky] Hot dog, kids these days
call that a cutter.

1191
00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,782
It's a Crystal Cutter,
Eddie Earl!

1192
00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,702
[Eddie] <i>That's a rich country
in the Middle East as well.</i>

1193
00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:40,121
[crowd cheering]

1194
00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:41,456
[Ricky] <i>All right,
that ladder's twice the size</i>

1195
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,124
<i>of that little girl.</i>

1196
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,625
[Eddie] <i>Well, she's gotta
get up to the top floor</i>

1197
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,878
<i>and get that belt.</i>

1198
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,212
[Ricky] <i>Oh, Crystal's gonna win</i>

1199
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,213
this match right here,
right now.

1200
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,423
[Eddie] Hold up, Ricky.

1201
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,302
<i>Have you ever seen
a ladder match</i>

1202
00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:55,762
<i>where someone
climbed the ladder</i>

1203
00:50:55,887 --> 00:50:58,306
<i>with a sense of urgency
or alacrity?</i>

1204
00:50:58,473 --> 00:50:59,766
- [crowd ohhs]
- [Ricky] Oh!

1205
00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:04,395
<i>He's got a hold of her--
an impolite hold of her.</i>

1206
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,731
<i>Could be prosecuted
in some states.</i>

1207
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:09,859
[Ricky] <i>He's gonna throw her
into the second row.</i>

1208
00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:10,985
[Eddie] <i>Oh, wait!</i>

1209
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,820
<i>She's reversed it on him.</i>

1210
00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:15,490
[dramatic music]

1211
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,991
<i>Oh.
Oh, she is--</i>

1212
00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,826
[Ricky] <i>Jade Spade might
be in trouble here.</i>

1213
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,244
[Eddie] <i>She is twisting
the life out of his neck.</i>

1214
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:21,913
<i>Like a boa constrictor.</i>

1215
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,581
- [Annie] Use those thighs!
- [Constance] Choke him out!

1216
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:24,540
[Annie] You got it!

1217
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,417
♪ ♪

1218
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,252
She's locked in
a triangle choke.

1219
00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:30,421
<i>- He's very much in trouble.</i>
- [crowd chanting]

1220
00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:31,547
I would think a lot of men

1221
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,509
would want to be
in his position.

1222
00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,260
[Ricky] <i>He's tapping out.
He can't breathe.</i>

1223
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,012
<i>He don't wanna be there.</i>

1224
00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:40,723
♪ ♪

1225
00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:43,893
<i>He's out.
Jack's unconscious.</i>

1226
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:45,228
[Eddie] <i>It's all over
but the climbin' now.</i>

1227
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,521
[fan] <i>Come on, Crystal!</i>

1228
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272
[Ricky]
<i>When she grabs that belt,</i>

1229
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,941
<i>no one can say that
she won on a technicality.</i>

1230
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,943
<i>She beat these men
fair and square.</i>

1231
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,487
<i>We are all eyewitnesses.</i>

1232
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:56,948
[Eddie] <i>She's this close
to winning the belt again.</i>

1233
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,283
Wait a minute!
He's comin' from the side!

1234
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,911
<i>Wild Bill is back.
He has self-released himself.</i>

1235
00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:06,207
[crowd chanting]
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!

1236
00:52:06,374 --> 00:52:07,458
[ladder rattles]

1237
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,460
[crowd gasps]

1238
00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:12,421
[soft dramatic music]

1239
00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:15,550
♪ ♪

1240
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:28,896
♪ ♪

1241
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,441
[inaudible speaking]

1242
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:44,745
[bell rings]

1243
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:45,872
She's made it!

1244
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:49,125
<i>She has won the belt again.</i>

1245
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,626
Yeah! Whoo!

1246
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:53,087
[crowd chanting]
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!

1247
00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:56,090
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!

1248
00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:58,509
[cheers and laughter]

1249
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,303
[Eddie] It's CrystalMania,
is what it is.

1250
00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:01,679
That's what's broken out here.

1251
00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:03,180
[Ricky] <i>What a sport.
Hey, look it--</i>

1252
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:04,974
<i>look at how dejected
Jack Spade is.</i>

1253
00:53:05,141 --> 00:53:06,142
<i>He's upset.</i>

1254
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:07,184
[Eddie] <i>Well, he should be.</i>

1255
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,769
[Ricky] <i>Yeah, absolutely.</i>

1256
00:53:08,895 --> 00:53:10,438
[Eddie] <i>He just lost
to a 101-pound girl.</i>

1257
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:13,149
[crowd chanting]
<i>Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!</i>

1258
00:53:13,316 --> 00:53:15,651
[Wild Bill]
Great piece of business, Jack.

1259
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,363
One hell of a sacrifice
for a top guy

1260
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,282
to put over
a five-foot-nothing female--

1261
00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:23,451
and clean, at that.

1262
00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,619
[Jack]
It was the right thing to do.

1263
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,203
[beer can opens]

1264
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,956
[Wild Bill]
And judging by those cheers,

1265
00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:31,000
it was a good call.

1266
00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:33,044
[Jack] Thank you.

1267
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:36,047
You helped put her over too.

1268
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,550
"Therefore, Saul took a sword
and fell on it.

1269
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,345
"And when his armorbearer
saw that Saul was dead,

1270
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:46,307
he also fell on his sword
and died with him."

1271
00:53:46,474 --> 00:53:47,767
I'll be fine.

1272
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:51,228
I once lost to Vanilla Ice
and a Ninja Turtle.

1273
00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:54,857
- [Bobby] There she is!
- [cheers and applause]

1274
00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:02,990
[Willie]
Way to go, Crystal Tyler.

1275
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:04,617
Willie, I just--

1276
00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:06,369
[sighs]

1277
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:07,578
[laughs]

1278
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:08,746
All right.

1279
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,164
Good job.

1280
00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:11,916
Go ahead and grab yourself
a beer or a shot,

1281
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,793
you know, to celebrate.

1282
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,670
♪ ♪

1283
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:18,422
[laughter]

1284
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,383
[Willie] Oh.

1285
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:21,759
Hey.
[laughs]

1286
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:23,052
All righty then.

1287
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,470
Hey,
a few more shows like that,

1288
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:25,888
and you might actually
make some money.

1289
00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:27,890
[chuckles] I know.

1290
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:29,350
[Bobby] This guy did it.
He was--

1291
00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:30,935
- [wrestler] This guy.
- [Bobby] Yeah.

1292
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:32,812
[wrestler]
This guy! This guy!

1293
00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:33,854
[wrestler] Hey.

1294
00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:37,024
[excited chatter]

1295
00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:38,609
[Crystal laughs]

1296
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,821
♪ ♪

1297
00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:51,622
[muffled, distant chatter]

1298
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:59,422
♪ ♪

1299
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:17,189
[Jack] <i>Ace, hey,
listen to me, man.</i>

1300
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:18,983
<i>I don't know
how far you went or where,</i>

1301
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:21,152
<i>but I know that you took
your Xbox with you.</i>

1302
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:23,612
<i>So just tell me what I gotta
do to get you back here.</i>

1303
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,906
<i>Do you want me to run down
Main Street naked</i>

1304
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:26,949
<i>with a pumpkin head?</i>

1305
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:28,325
<i>Done! All right?</i>

1306
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,243
<i>I messed up,
but I need you with me.</i>

1307
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,953
[grunts, yelps]

1308
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,663
[Jack] <i>I want you to know that
I'm gon' keep on working</i>

1309
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,165
<i>- to build this thing.</i>
- [grunts, groans]

1310
00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:34,957
[Jack]
<i>Until you decide to come back.</i>

1311
00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:37,084
[screams]

1312
00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:38,711
[Jack]
<i>You were born to wrestle!</i>

1313
00:55:38,878 --> 00:55:40,629
<i>So just reach out,
and let's fix this!</i>

1314
00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:41,881
[line beeps]

1315
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,678
Jack, look.

1316
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:50,347
Turns out the DWL
didn't need Ace after all.

1317
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:52,308
Now we got...

1318
00:55:52,475 --> 00:55:54,685
[imitates crowd cheers]
CrystalMania!

1319
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:57,813
♪ ♪

1320
00:56:10,951 --> 00:56:13,996
♪ ♪

1321
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:18,375
[groaning]

1322
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,420
["Gimme Shelter"
by The Rolling Stones]

1323
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,047
♪ ♪

1324
00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:24,548
[singer]
<i>♪ Ooh, yeah ♪</i>

1325
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,259
[groaning, panting]

1326
00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:30,429
♪ ♪

1327
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:34,475
Help?

1328
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:37,269
[echoing]
Can anyone hear me?

1329
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,064
Help!

1330
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:42,483
Help!

1331
00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,026
♪ ♪

1332
00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:48,030
[Jagger]
<i>♪ Mad bull lost its way ♪</i>

1333
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:52,159
<i>♪ War, children, yeah ♪</i>

1334
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:56,372
<i>♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪</i>

1335
00:56:56,539 --> 00:57:00,251
<i>♪ War, children, yeah ♪</i>

1336
00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:03,879
<i>♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪</i>

1337
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,631
[singer]
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1338
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:08,759
♪ ♪

1339
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,775
[Jagger]
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1340
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:28,612
<i>♪ War, children ♪</i>

1341
00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:32,575
<i>♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪</i>

1342
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:36,412
<i>♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪</i>

1343
00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:39,623
<i>♪ It's just a shot away ♪</i>

1344
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:44,461
[Jagger]
<i>♪ I tell you love, sister ♪</i>

1345
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,674
<i>♪ It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away ♪</i>

1346
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:50,426
<i>♪ It's just a kiss away ♪</i>

1347
00:57:50,593 --> 00:57:54,013
<i>♪ It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away ♪</i>

1348
00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:56,182
<i>♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪</i>