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Previously on Heels...
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I told Ace
about the Kleenex.
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- What'd he say?
- The whole thing
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was a little bit of a blur.
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I'm gonna
fucking kill you!
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I may not deserve it, but
if you give me another chance
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I promise I'm never
gonna let you down again.
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You wanna be seen?
You cannot rely on others
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who want the focus on them.
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Hey, Ace!
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Your new DWL champion is
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the valet,
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Bunny Bombshell--according
to Jack Spade's logic,
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I guess anybody
can just grab the belt.
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Jack,
you need my expertise.
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You don't know, really,
what the fuck you're doing.
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You must introduce
me to Wild Bill.
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Bill, this is Constance.
She booked us for the fair.
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You are a wise woman, Constance.
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You got suspended?
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You can't hit people
out of anger.
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Dad hit Uncle Ace
at the hospital.
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Jack, each action
and each situation,
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you could've resisted.
You embraced 'em.
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You fucking leaned in.
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You act like
you're some kind of genius.
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You ruined my fucking life.
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Tomorrow's a new day.
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You could talk to him more.
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This is Ace.
Leave a message,
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and I'll hit you back.
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Thatta boy, Ace.
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Thatta boy.
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♪ I'm not waiting for ♪
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♪ The answer ♪
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♪ I will ♪
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♪ Walk in the shore ♪
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♪ To find you ♪
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♪ To find ♪
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♪ The peace that's your own ♪
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♪ Where you come from ♪
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♪ All that you want ♪
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♪ One that's your own ♪
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♪ Place to call home ♪
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♪ Won't be ♪
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♪ Granted ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ One ♪
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♪ To one ♪
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♪ What's love ♪
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♪ In war? ♪
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♪ Ooh
The storm is threatenin' ♪
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♪ My very life today ♪
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♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah
I'm gonna fade away ♪
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♪ War, children ♪
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♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away, war ♪
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Hey, Willie,
it's Brian from Mayorca Beer.
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Uh, couldn't make the show,
but heard the news.
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Congratulations.
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Now let's square up,
uh, accounts
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now that you're flush.
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I'm around all day.
Give me a call.
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Oops, must've missed
your message, Brian,
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you perky fake fuck.
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Willie,
Reggie from Connors Roofing.
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Tell Jack I gotta get paid.
It's been eight months.
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Never a lid.
Never a lid.
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Lids just vanish.
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See you guys tonight.
No idea when.
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Hey, hug.
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In two years,
I'll be off to college,
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- and you'll miss me.
- Really?
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Get your grades up,
or you won't sniff a college
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you can go away to.
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Have fun at work, hon.
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I thought
she was quittin' the DWL.
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Me too, love.
Me too.
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- What's wrong?
- Hey.
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Sorry, no one died.
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But I just got an alert
about a county highway meetin'
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on the family calendar, so...
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Sorry, I keep clicking
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on the wrong calendar.
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No worries.
We all do it.
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The county's taking bids,
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but they moved that meetin'
to the 11th.
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Jack, today's the 11th.
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Fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Shit!
God damn it!
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Just call
and say you overslept.
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Jack, you're okay.
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Jack, you there?
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Yeah, no, I'm here,
in our home.
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I'm just not where I should be,
which is selling
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industrial fucking lawnmowers,
God damn it!
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I'm sorry.
I love you.
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Shit!
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Jack, they love you there.
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So don't rush.
Also, I wanna remind you
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we gotta meet with
Thomas' principal tomorrow
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to discuss
the punching incident.
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It's also on
the shared family calendar--
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the purple one.
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Timmy's got me scheduled
to open the shop tomorrow
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if I'm not fired today.
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Thomas is suspended
until we meet with the school.
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Well, do we both
have to be there?
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Because I took off
too much time for the fair,
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and my leverage has dwindled.
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Both parents
need to be there.
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Well, then I'll be there.
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Jack, you sell more lawnmowers
than anyone else
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at that company.
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Chisel that onto my gravestone.
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Drive safely.
Call me later.
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I will.
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So nice to go on a run
with you.
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Sorry, I just--
I needed to run hard, think,
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then run and not think.
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You and Thomas can stay here
as long as you need.
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What's up?
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Oh, Jack just added
a work meeting
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on the shared family calendar.
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I was afraid he'd miss it,
so I called him.
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You're nicer
than I would've been.
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Not really.
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Poor guy's always doing
three things at once.
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He's--I feel for the guy.
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He's...
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he's my guy still.
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We just...
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gotta find our way
back to each other.
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Hey, you and I need to talk.
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Where are you?
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Why?
You bringin' over croissants?
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- You wish.
- That's why I suggested it.
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I just wanna
make sure that last night,
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when we were talking,
you weren't blackout drunk
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or high as shit, because if you
and I are gonna work together,
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we really need to be--you know.
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No, I wasn't high last night.
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You're whispering.
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You've got some chippy
in your bed, don't ya?
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A lady, not a chippy.
Her name's Constance.
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I believe you've met.
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You banged Constance,
the fair commissioner?
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Perhaps I did.
Perhaps I did not.
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Which would you prefer?
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Oh, my God!
That dirty, dirty bird.
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She's quite nice--
and the reason we got the fair.
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Correction--
I'm the reason we got the fair.
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Yeah, okay, well, she still
owes us our appearance fee.
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So you tell that dirty bird--
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Hey! Slut-shamer.
Stop calling her that.
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I will call that trampy little
knob-gobbler whatever I want.
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Get her to get me a check.
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I've got countless overdue
bills I gotta pay today.
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Happy to be of service.
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You've serviced nothing
but that dirty Tweety's twat.
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Get her up out of bed and get
her flapping her wings my way.
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And if her check
doesn't bounce,
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maybe you'll get
some goddamn croissants.
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Chocolat, s'il vous plait. Merci.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, uh, I'd like
the restroom key, please.
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You gotta buy something,
thank you.
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Um, I'll get just the key--
would be great.
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Key's for people
who buy something.
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I bought four Cokes at a
Gas 'N' Break five hours back.
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I didn't sell you those Cokes.
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Each Gas 'N' Break's
a franchise.
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Profits from those Cokes
are in the register
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of the Gas 'N' Break
five hours back, not mine.
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Well, yeah, but come on, man.
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You guys draft off each other, right?
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Makes sense that
if I buy X amount of liquid
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at Gas Break A, I should be
able to use the restroom
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at Gas Break B.
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People lie all the time.
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I got the empty Cokes
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and the receipt in my Volvo
to prove it.
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I'm just tryin'
to piss it back out.
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Y'all gotta come up with some
sort of sales QR tracking code
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or some shit,
so we're not debatin'
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a man's right
to relieve himself.
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Sir, I'm not
in the restroom business.
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If you wanna piss out
their Cokes,
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drive back, piss out
their Cokes in their restroom,
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or you could buy
a new Coke here.
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I'll loan you my key.
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I got Coke,
Cherry Coke, Coke Zero.
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Stick 'em all up your ass, sir.
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You gon' wash that all away.
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This fucking...
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That's it. Now git.
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For good.
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First time I kissed a man
with a mustache.
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Ooh, so last night
was your first time
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riding one too?
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You took to it pretty well.
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If you need me today,
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I'll be at my chiropractor.
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Don't tell Willie
I forgot the check
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because you seduced me.
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How 'bout we go to my big,
empty house next time?
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Gets cold there, maybe you can
come by and warm me up.
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I'll use my entire body
as a giant blanket.
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Mmm. Mm.
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Mmm.
Mmm!
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Would you like to touch it
one more time before you go?
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Not in a parking lot.
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But definitely later.
Call me.
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Will do.
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Hey, guys,
we've got Jim Freeman
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with us today, author of
one of my favorite books,
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The Journey is the Obstacle.
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Jim, please.
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Tell the folks about your
inspiration for writing it.
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Thanks, Alex.
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So there's many an adage
that has led us astray.
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Top of the list--
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life's about the journey,
not the destination.
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- I say bullshit.
- Right.
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Many of us are stuck
on the wrong journey.
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Yet we dawdle,
because we've been taught
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that we don't deserve
the astonishing now.
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You cannot create your own
version of the astonishing now
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if you're mired
in making a foolish journey
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seem meaningful.
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The journey you've chosen
is your obstacle.
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Yeah, totally.
I can see that.
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If the journey you're on
is not astonishing
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in its spectacularity,
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you must abandon it
and start anew.
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- Mm.
- Each of us are called
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to ignite journeys sparked
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with the transcendent power
of the astonishing now.
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But so many of us
don't answer.
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Wake up!
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Hey, Siri,
define "transcendent."
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Whoo, there's the champ!
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Did you sleep
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with that thing on?
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Oh, I did not sleep.
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I didn't want the feeling
of that moment to end.
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Didn't end.
It is just starting.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, um,
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Bobby,
I just wanted to say...
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thank you
for being in my corner.
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I've never had
anyone in my corner.
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Not like you.
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00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,911
It's dope.
260
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,913
Well, your corner's
a fun corner.
261
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,503
- Hey!
- Hey!
262
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,671
Amazing job last night.
263
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,922
Well, last night's over.
264
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,340
Today,
the wolves are at the door.
265
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,509
People think
we're flush with cash now.
266
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,969
Money from the fair
is spoken for--
267
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,762
still got a mountain
of unpaid bills.
268
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,265
We always knew the state fair
was gonna be a loss leader.
269
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,392
We did it to capitalize
on the buzz that we'd get.
270
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,227
Don't tell me why we did it.
I know why we did it.
271
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,688
I also know a lot of that buzz
paints us as jabronis.
272
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,566
Gully's already cut two promos,
saying our finish was bogus.
273
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,775
I already blew off
all of Gully's heat.
274
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,444
Get on Instagram,
275
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,946
'cause half our comments are
Dystopia marks mockin' us
276
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,406
- on our own page.
- Let 'em.
277
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,033
Nobody ever gave a shit.
Now they do.
278
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,201
That's good.
279
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,243
Not if we don't know
280
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,037
what we are doing.
281
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,373
Look, I got 50 texts--
media, fans, sponsors--
282
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,709
possible momentum, but
I got no-mentum with no plan
283
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,211
because the fair's finish
was not our plan.
284
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,754
- We're back to square one.
- No.
285
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,089
Mystery plus confusion
equals ticket sales.
286
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,633
We're at, the very least,
at square two.
287
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,760
Ticket sales?
To what?
288
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,553
Look, I don't know
what I'm promotin'.
289
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,347
Is Crystal really champ?
Bunny?
290
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,681
Is someone calling
someone else out?
291
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,058
Maybe there's
an in-ring interview
292
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,476
with Bill's
shit-stained tights.
293
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,436
I don't need a full script,
just a gist,
294
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,773
just a sliver of a gist,
something to promote.
295
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,858
We gotta pack the house, dude.
We gotta pack it this week,
296
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,235
next week,
and the week after that.
297
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,695
We gotta pack it
over and over and over.
298
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,157
What the fuck is up with Ace?
299
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,034
'Cause he vanished last night.
300
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,245
I'm gonna go see him
this afternoon.
301
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,829
And do what, just have a laugh
about how y'all almost
302
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,623
killed each other in the ring?
303
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,167
He heard the cheers.
He knows what we achieved.
304
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,002
- It was greatness.
- Well, good.
305
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,671
Maybe greatness can be achieved
a second time
306
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,589
by inspiring some words
to come out of your mouth,
307
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,466
about what the fuck happens
next?
308
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,801
Goin' to round everyone up.
309
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,225
This is Ace.
Leave a message,
310
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,768
and I'll hit you back.
311
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,478
Ace, look, I know
we had an eventful endin'
312
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,314
to last night's show,
and we hadn't talked yet.
313
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,566
I've been trying to reach out
314
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,150
and I'm sure
you're still sleepin'.
315
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,278
Willie's been up my ass
for next week's show.
316
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,281
Look, just tell me
what you wanna do.
317
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,657
And we'll do it.
Okay?
318
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,867
Let's build off
of what we accomplished--
319
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,953
together.
320
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,755
I think these boys
got something here.
321
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,259
I'd cut back on the road dates,
build the business with them.
322
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,719
- You?
- Only if you promise
323
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,637
your possum drone
will puke in Jack's face.
324
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,514
I'll shake on that right now.
325
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,517
Look, a lot of upside here,
a lot of potential.
326
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,186
But they need a update--
announcers, big screens
327
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,230
so the live house
can watch promos, vignettes,
328
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,233
interviews, maybe a podcast--
gotta take it beyond the ring.
329
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,819
Look at you, Bill,
wakin' up with ideas.
330
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,863
Twitchin' her cottontail ass,
331
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,656
so she got the belt.
332
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,867
According to Jack
Spade's logic, I guess anybody
333
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,202
can just grab the belt.
334
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,829
They don't even need to be
in the back.
335
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,623
They could be a bunny,
a chipmunk,
336
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,916
or a palomino pony
with a braided tail.
337
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,752
That boy's neck
must be made of concrete.
338
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,503
Billy, you clobbered him.
339
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,422
Hurtin' him put a hop
in my step.
340
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,090
Gully's got
a good point, though.
341
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,593
It was a no-DQ match,
but Crystal still wasn't in it.
342
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,511
Crystal won.
They cheered.
343
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,804
You didn't seem this concerned
344
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,222
with Crystal winning
last night.
345
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,058
Eh, I just shotgunned
three beers, bro.
346
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,601
I'm just saying.
347
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,394
In the light of day,
we got some explainin' to do.
348
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,647
Hardcore fans won't respect us
if we don't.
349
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,899
Now boys,
it is what we make of it.
350
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,109
Maybe since Crystal's
Bill's valet,
351
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,736
she won it for Bill.
352
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,363
You fixed it even better, Ricky.
353
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,239
Somebody bring
big daddy my belt.
354
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,575
How are the hangovers, y'all?
355
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,827
Round of applause
for all of us!
356
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,081
Yeah right!
357
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,876
Willie!
Debbie.
358
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,046
Everything that you did
behind the scenes--bravo.
359
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,048
You are seen.
You are appreciated.
360
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,716
Thank you.
361
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,051
- Whoo.
- Good job, ladies.
362
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,719
- That's right.
- Ricky!
363
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,346
It's good to have you with us
last night.
364
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,598
You lent us your fans
and your skillset.
365
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,350
- Thank you.
- Amen!
366
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,727
- Ricky!
- Whoo.
367
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,479
I hate that stupid heart thing,
368
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,898
almost as much as when
they bow with praying hands.
369
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,608
The Dad!
370
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,319
I-I didn't see your match,
but Willie says you did good.
371
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,113
Thank you and congrats.
372
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,656
- Yeah.
- All right, Dad.
373
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,449
Yo, he fucking killed it.
374
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,076
- All right, Dad.
- Big Jim.
375
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,661
Okay, he's back.
376
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,204
- Big Jim.
- Talk to your wife.
377
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,248
Make it official.
We're better with you here.
378
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,166
- Yes, sir.
- Welcome back, Jim.
379
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,627
Sure hope these guys like
gettin' paid in compliments,
380
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,462
'cause that's all we've got
left to pay 'em with.
381
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,839
Bill.
382
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,507
You swallowed
your embarrassment,
383
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,093
and you kept the show goin'
last night.
384
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,513
That gesture, that means a lot,
385
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,515
not just 'cause
it benefitted us,
386
00:16:55,640 --> 00:17:00,228
but for what it says about you
as a friend to the DWL.
387
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,231
Says I shoulda took a enema.
388
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,941
Crystal.
389
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,652
You launched yourself
into the chaos last night
390
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,490
of some festering
Spade family drama.
391
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,368
And we only weathered it
'cause of you.
392
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,037
It's 'cause of your guts.
It's your instinct.
393
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,040
It's your heart.
394
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,834
I'm grateful for you.
395
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:23,960
Thank you.
396
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,297
That shit was amazing.
397
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,757
Last but not least
is Ace Spade,
398
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,258
who's still sleeping apparently.
399
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,012
When everything was gettin'
crazy last night,
400
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889
before Crystal saved the day,
401
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,643
Ace coulda climbed the ladder,
grab the belt, but he didn't.
402
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,228
Okay?
403
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,689
'Cause he cares about
this here promotion.
404
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,485
DWL was resuscitated,
405
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,987
because Ace and I shook hands
406
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573
on a vow of loyalty.
407
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,537
And for real bad reasons,
I-I squandered that.
408
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,707
So if anyone here
409
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,376
has a problem
with Ace Spade...
410
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,421
...it started with me.
411
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,090
I deserve the blame,
412
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:15,678
because I put
y'all's hard work at risk.
413
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,890
I'm sorry.
414
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,859
I gotta write this week's show.
415
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,570
Crystal,
416
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,947
you're now a DWL wrestler.
417
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,033
Welcome to the roster.
418
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,454
Okay, for this week's card,
419
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,999
I gotta rewind a few things
just a little bit.
420
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,043
We're gonna invalidate
the results of the ladder match
421
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087
due to technicalities,
422
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,881
build some heat,
promote the shit out of it,
423
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,800
deliver killer stories.
424
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,886
I want y'all to stay sharp,
stay tuned.
425
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,264
We survived.
426
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,517
Now, let's build on it.
Thank you.
427
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,233
Jack, come on!
428
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,609
That shit's not fair!
429
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,820
I think I deserve
way more than scraps.
430
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,989
It's bullshit that
I have to give up the belt
431
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,782
after holdin' it for one night.
432
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,659
I'm confused.
433
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,787
I should be able to defend
my title in the ring,
434
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,457
not relinquish it
on some fuckin' technicality.
435
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,917
You came to my house.
436
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,712
You said you'd do whatever
it takes for the DWL.
437
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,423
So there were conditions
you didn't disclose then?
438
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,885
Jack, I'm tryna talk
about my future in the DWL
439
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,386
in the present.
440
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,138
We were together in the past,
five seconds ago,
441
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,433
when I pronounced you
a DWL wrestler,
442
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,851
which, 24 hours ago,
you were not.
443
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,102
I'm not arguin' that.
444
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,729
No?
You were shoutin' after me
445
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,272
and calling bullshit.
446
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,358
Jack, I- I followed you
to talk to you.
447
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,153
A week ago, you cried to me,
saying that you would do
448
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,280
anything for the DWL.
449
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,032
I wasn't crying to you.
450
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,326
I was trying to take
responsibility for my actions.
451
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,120
But it would seem
that "anything" meant
452
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,039
before you got the belt.
453
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624
'Cause now you got the belt,
454
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,918
and you're the one
who's telling me what's next?
455
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:14,339
That's what you left out
when you were cryin'
456
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,799
and apologizin'.
457
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,469
You're real focused
on that day.
458
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,139
I gotta square that day with
what's happening right now.
459
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,850
And do not consider any part
460
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,853
of any event scraps.
461
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,815
So let me know if you wanna
be part of this promotion.
462
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,199
Follow me, fucko.
463
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,666
- Ah.
- You just got a gift.
464
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:50,708
I was just trying
to stick up for my--
465
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,168
Shut up!
466
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,045
I thought you were smart.
467
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,422
Jack just gave you more praise
than anyone in this buildin'.
468
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,257
I got two sentences.
You got a monologue.
469
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,969
He actually used the words,
"I am so grateful for you."
470
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,929
And you go marchin' after him,
stampin' and stompin'
471
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,348
in your little Care Bear boots,
whinin' "No fair"?
472
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,516
Jesus.
473
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,227
This promotion
is in the dark ages
474
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,812
when it comes
to women wrestlers.
475
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,272
You ever wrestled
a 30-minute match?
476
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,525
'Cause that's what it takes
to be at the top of the card
477
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,777
in this business--30 minutes.
478
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,278
How's your cardio, hmm?
479
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,697
And what's your gimmick?
480
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,031
'Cause as far
as the audience knows,
481
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,700
Bunny Bombshell
now has the DWL belt--
482
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,744
or whoever Bunny was,
before you tore your ears off.
483
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,080
We don't know.
484
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,499
So if you've got solutions,
share 'em.
485
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,545
Otherwise,
quit runnin' your mouth.
486
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:36,963
I wasn't tryin'
to run my mouth.
487
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,548
Really?
'Cause you opened it,
488
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:41,259
and you let words spew forth
without thinkin'.
489
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,512
- If you say so.
- Oh, I say so.
490
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,848
I fuckin' know so.
491
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,644
I've lost my life
to this business.
492
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,522
So listen to what I say.
493
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,612
I'm sorry.
494
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,199
I am listening.
495
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,326
Really.
496
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,956
Well, I have no idea
who your Mr. Miyagi is,
497
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,750
but clearly,
you've been practicin'.
498
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,918
You didn't learn all that on the
trampoline in your front yard.
499
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,336
Regardless,
500
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,130
there's a match
this Saturday night,
501
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,632
and before your hissy fit,
Jack was writin' you into it.
502
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:25,303
For all I know, now he's in
his office writin' you out.
503
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,138
Well, I will go
apologize to him.
504
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,474
You will sit in this room
for ten minutes
505
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,267
and do nothin' but reflect
506
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,771
on how you can better speak to
people about your aspirations.
507
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,899
Nobody owes you shit.
508
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,192
Today's Monday.
509
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,610
Your road to fairness
starts now.
510
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,153
Go get one of the boys,
who isn't tryin'
511
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,864
to stick his dick in you
to help and start workin'.
512
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,365
Get in the ring.
513
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,034
Get through five minutes
of action nonstop,
514
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,869
then ten minutes,
then 15, then 20.
515
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,246
And if you can't do that, well,
that's the story Jack writes--
516
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:56,042
you sidelined
before you even got started.
517
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,835
And whose fault is that?
518
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,846
- Hey, Ma.
- Hi.
519
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,641
What's with the rocks?
520
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,060
I'm bombarded
with junk mail.
521
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,604
I discovered if
I ship back a box of rocks
522
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:19,023
using the
postage-paid-by-addressee
523
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,025
envelope,
it'd cost them a lot of money,
524
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,152
and it stops.
525
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,987
- Respect.
- Mm-hmm.
526
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,242
I've been calling Ace
since last night.
527
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,077
Well, we--
528
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,663
the show went well, but we had
a little bit of a spat.
529
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,623
He's gone, Jack.
530
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,834
You make it sound ominous.
531
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,211
He left with food
and his sleeping bag.
532
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,838
Then just say he went camping.
533
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,923
He went camping, Jack.
534
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,675
You don't think
he went camping.
535
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,010
Took his Xbox.
536
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,935
Welcome.
537
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,646
Please be made aware that this
establishment is cash only.
538
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,190
No credit card, no Venmo,
no PayPal, no Apple Pay,
539
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,026
no crypto--cash only.
540
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,611
Seems pretty restrictive.
541
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,072
I'll just have some,
uh, white toast.
542
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,867
Hmm, tryna lose weight?
543
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,077
Just tryna enjoy some toast.
544
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,043
Let me buy you a meal, partner.
545
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,671
Man with your frame
needs protein.
546
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,466
I'm not tryin' to offend.
547
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:31,220
I've had days where
all I ate was toast.
548
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,763
I like toast.
549
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,224
Can't trust a man who doesn't.
550
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,602
- I usually--
- Buddy, I ain't lonely.
551
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,396
Go find some other runaway
to make s'mores with.
552
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,148
Mm.
553
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:47,236
Well, you seem kind of old
to be a runaway.
554
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,673
Hey!
555
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,176
So you dining and dashing
on me, you motherfucker?
556
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,302
What you mean?
557
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,054
- What?
- Pay.
558
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,348
Get--pay yo' bill.
559
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,559
Oh, God.
560
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,687
- Keep the change.
- Change?
561
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,398
Keep the fuck away from here,
you goddamn thief.
562
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,528
Hey.
563
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,658
Here.
564
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,618
I don't know why I did that.
565
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,411
I do.
566
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,872
You feel the world
owes it to you.
567
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,083
So you keep it.
568
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,572
- Okay.
- Come on.
569
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,074
Come on, Dad.
570
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,912
- Nice, nice, nice.
- Attagirl.
571
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,248
That was 12 minutes.
572
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,334
That was not 12 minutes.
573
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,044
That was 11 minutes,
46 seconds.
574
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,174
Ah, that sucked.
575
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:36,512
Diego, you think you can last
15 minutes with me?
576
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:37,930
Uh...
577
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,682
Okay.
All right.
578
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,059
In a bygone era,
I woulda had a great answer
579
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,228
to that question,
but I'll just say this.
580
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:45,896
Let's lock up.
581
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,440
Ah.
582
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,285
Hey, man, you work here?
583
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,870
Are you buying or complaining?
584
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,164
Buyin'.
Uh, is this, uh, jacket
585
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,749
good for the rain?
586
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,792
What do you mean
"good for the rain?"
587
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,544
If I'm in the rain,
will I be good?
588
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,212
Well, it is a raincoat.
589
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,549
So I think the answer is yes.
590
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,718
You ever gone camping
in Dover Springs?
591
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,303
Nah, I hate camping.
592
00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:18,554
You work
at a camping store.
593
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,473
Alimony.
Don't ever get married.
594
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,641
So if you're hikin' and campin'
in Dover Springs,
595
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,435
I hope you're all geared up.
You got bear spray?
596
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:25,686
There's bears in Dover Springs?
597
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,438
Oh, yeah, lots of 'em.
598
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,231
They passed a law
you can't kill 'em anymore,
599
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,442
but bears don't seem
to be thankful about that
600
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:34,236
when you run into 'em,
so watch out.
601
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,780
You got hiking boots?
602
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,907
Uh, naw, I was just--
I was just gonna wear these.
603
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,075
You're gonna hike
in soccer shoes?
604
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,368
It's pretty rough terrain.
605
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,078
They're broken in.
I'll be good.
606
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,206
Hey, I just wanna make sure
607
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,999
you know what you're doin'
up there.
608
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,627
I mean, you're asking me about
the efficacy of a raincoat.
609
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,462
This--
this particular raincoat.
610
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:54,840
Raincoats always work, man.
That's why they're raincoats.
611
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:55,966
Do you sell tents?
612
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,551
Oh, my God.
613
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,497
Every time,
just keeps making the bus.
614
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:27,873
I don't understand...
615
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,085
I don't think
it's too bad.
616
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,881
I'll smile more to offset it.
617
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,591
Thank you
for waking me up yesterday.
618
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:40,386
Think we're gonna get that
contract with the county--
619
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:41,595
a lot of mowers.
620
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,223
Jack, that's so great.
621
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,809
Ace left town.
622
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,894
I have no idea where.
623
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,857
I think the idea is he don't
want me havin' any idea,
624
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,483
'cause he hates me.
625
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,610
He doesn't.
He's not gone far.
626
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,446
He took his Xbox.
627
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,575
I never shoulda
told him the truth.
628
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,201
Staci, we were cookin'.
629
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,828
We had arrived.
630
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,289
Let's just have this meeting,
get Thomas back in school.
631
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,623
Ace will be back.
632
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,126
Hello there,
Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade.
633
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,253
- Good to see you again.
- Hey, good to see you.
634
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,547
Despite the circumstances. Um...
635
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,299
- This is Jennifer Stone.
- Hi.
636
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,758
Pleasure to meet you,
Ms. Stone.
637
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,177
- Hi.
- She works with
638
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:24,013
the district
as a school psychologist.
639
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:26,390
Uh, sorry we kept you waiting.
640
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,142
Uh, no worries at all.
641
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:32,229
The amount of time I spent
in this here office as a boy
642
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,440
makes me nostalgic to be back.
643
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:36,025
Usually,
the principal's office
644
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,776
brings up scary memories.
645
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,862
I hope you weren't
a troublemaker, Mr. Spade.
646
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:42,031
Well, I didn't
necessarily make any trouble--
647
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,742
didn't shy away from it
when it found me,
648
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,702
certainly wasn't scared of it.
649
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,622
Violence sometimes suggests
a deeper issue going on
650
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:53,751
with a child, and the proximity
to professional wrestling
651
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,711
may even normalize it.
652
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:57,922
It's boys.
We handled it at home.
653
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,924
Tell us.
We're concerned.
654
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:02,092
No need for a concern.
It's handled.
655
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:04,970
Thomas understands he can't use
his fists to express himself.
656
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,472
Well, not at school, anyways.
657
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,098
School, their rules.
658
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:10,059
School rules say you can't
defend yourself that way.
659
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,560
Noted.
660
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,646
There's no need
for a deeper dive.
661
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,440
Okay, well, the video evidence
of the incident
662
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:17,858
might amend
your feelings about it.
663
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,985
You got any audio evidence?
664
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,489
Audio evidence
would amend your feelings,
665
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,324
because audio evidence would
666
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,660
reveal what provoked Thomas
that day.
667
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,578
Thomas broke the boy's nose.
668
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:33,791
We want to make every effort
to de-escalate the situation.
669
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:35,209
I-I-It's over.
670
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,336
It's de-escalated.
671
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,420
You think this is funny?
672
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:39,922
No, I don't.
673
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:43,467
But I was just recalling
when I was in fifth grade here.
674
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,344
A kid named Dave Curley
675
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,722
pulled down Becky Colquit's
pants at recess.
676
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,808
Becky's brother, Todd,
stepped up.
677
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,434
He broke Dave's nose,
678
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,520
and then he broke
Dave's left arm.
679
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:59,233
And Dave learned something
that day about bullying.
680
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,651
Now, guess what?
681
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,653
Dave turned into
a pretty good guy.
682
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:05,030
He's working as a social worker
now up in Raleigh.
683
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,448
Thomas is a sensitive boy,
684
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,701
who responded in a way
we don't prefer.
685
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,787
Thomas got told
to go fuck himself.
686
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:13,455
That's bullying.
687
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,543
Thomas taught that bully
a life lesson
688
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,504
about using threats
and fightin' words.
689
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:21,797
There's no such thing
690
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,507
as fighting words, Mr. Spade.
691
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:26,218
Fighting words escalate
into a school shooting,
692
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,720
and you don't want that,
do you?
693
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,807
Did you just ask me
if I wanted this to escalate
694
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,142
to a school shootin'?
695
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:34,268
I did.
696
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:39,773
Until Congress legislates an
approved list of fighting words
697
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:44,194
that justifiably
provoke physical retribution,
698
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:47,072
we're just gonna draw the line
at no punching,
699
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,867
no kicking, no scratching,
no pulling hair too,
700
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:52,703
but top on the list
is no punching.
701
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,246
Make sense?
702
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,581
Totally. Completely.
703
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,797
Well, mission accomplished.
704
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,216
That was one of
the worst routes ever taken
705
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,177
to accomplish any mission ever.
706
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:09,845
It's a miracle
we got out of that meetin'
707
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:12,014
with them agreein'
to let Thomas back in school.
708
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,642
Well, Staci, it's over and done
with, and he's unsuspended,
709
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,435
so what is the deal
for tonight?
710
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,103
You gon' drive to Alpharetta,
grab Thomas,
711
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,314
and just come on back,
'cause that's a--
712
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:26,195
That's a lot of driving
for one day.
713
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,030
I don't even know what to s--
714
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:30,532
Staci, I came to the meetin'.
715
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,202
Me, it's Jack.
It's my point of view.
716
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:34,912
I figure since
we were invited--
717
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,538
Summoned.
We were summoned.
718
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,291
They had the district
school psychologist there.
719
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,543
This wasn't a meetin'
about detention and writin'
720
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,295
"I'm sorry for punching"
200 times.
721
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,547
They think our son might
have mental health issues.
722
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,590
They...
723
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:47,925
They're concerned
724
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,426
that the school district's
gonna get sued.
725
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,095
They're just tryin'
to cover their ass.
726
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,888
They wanted us to acknowledge
punching as wrong.
727
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,473
How could you not read that?
728
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,558
'Cause punchin'
is not always wrong.
729
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,644
Listen, are we supposed to live
according to principle,
730
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,229
or we just supposed
to suck it up?
731
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:01,855
We're supposed to live
according to principle
732
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,232
and common sense.
733
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:06,110
Well, let me know
when to use which.
734
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,738
And hey, how- how is it that
I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas,
735
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,532
and you're clearly
tryin' to talk about me?
736
00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:12,908
No, I'm talkin' about
all of us.
737
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,118
This is exactly my point.
738
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,744
I think
we're doin' this together,
739
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:19,123
and then you go rogue,
arguing about fighting words.
740
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,041
No, goin' rogue's fightin'
741
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,001
in the absence
of fightin' words.
742
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,088
Those people
have master's degrees.
743
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,881
If they think we should
reframe our son's behavior,
744
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,758
maybe we should just listen.
745
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,594
I listened,
then I responded.
746
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,264
You talked.
You schooled the school people.
747
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:36,640
What the hell, man?
748
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,684
You have one gear lately--
confrontational.
749
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,352
I was in there
defendin' our son,
750
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,645
who did not have
mental health issues--
751
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,480
I don't wanna argue.
752
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,113
I just wanna hold your hand
753
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,408
and walk through
this life together.
754
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,784
But I...
755
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,369
I sure can't imagine
anyone observin' us
756
00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:00,122
and thinking,
"Wow, what a great marriage."
757
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:04,877
But it's what I want.
758
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,796
It's what we deserve,
and it's not this.
759
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,842
And I'm not
in a hurry to come home
760
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,802
if this is the way
we're gonna treat a--
761
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,973
Go ahead.
762
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,142
Say something else
763
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:21,852
about how I'm no longer
the man that you married.
764
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,480
Stop provoking me.
I wasn't going--
765
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,024
I did what you asked.
I told Ace the truth.
766
00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:29,151
I'm here at this meetin'
listening to those two
767
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,695
fucking idiots tell us
that our son is a bully,
768
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,447
which is not true.
769
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:36,033
I conceded the point.
I did not think it true,
770
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,828
but I did for you,
for Thomas, for us.
771
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,289
I can play by the rules,
but you're here,
772
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,707
and you're threatenin' me,
Staci.
773
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:44,666
You're threatenin'
to stay separated!
774
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,084
No, I am telling you
775
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:50,088
I am so disoriented
and--and--and unfamiliar
776
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:54,885
by this way you now seem
to express your unhappiness.
777
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:57,721
And that it has to change, Jack,
778
00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,223
because I can't do it
like this.
779
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:00,599
Well, I don't know
780
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,142
when you got so conditional,
but there it is.
781
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,560
- Don't say it's conditional.
- That's fine.
782
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,354
- No, it is!
- Who the fuck are you?
783
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:08,273
It is!
784
00:35:11,527 --> 00:35:13,946
And look,
may- maybe it should be.
785
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,489
I get--I get it.
786
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,954
I'm--I'm gonna stop
asking you to come home,
787
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,208
because clearly,
I haven't earned it.
788
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:33,298
Who am I?
789
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,467
I disappeared
790
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,595
the day my dad
shot himself in the head.
791
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,264
And Daddy's final words
to me were,
792
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:45,060
"Jack, take care of Ace,"
and I thought that I was.
793
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:47,104
I'm a man
who's desperate to provide,
794
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:49,857
who's tryin' to build a home
for all of us.
795
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:52,067
And, Staci,
I'm failin' at all that.
796
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:53,819
So n--so I'm--so I'm a man
797
00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,238
who doesn't know
where his brother is,
798
00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:59,741
and--and whose wife and son
have left him
799
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,286
alone in our home.
800
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:04,580
Now what's that make me?
Who's that make me?
801
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,416
I'm just a dude.
802
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,500
I'm just...
803
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,253
I'm just a dude who's tryin'.
804
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:16,216
And all I'm doin' instead
is I'm fuckin' everything up.
805
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:19,177
I'm a disaster.
806
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,847
I don't know
807
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:24,433
what I have to do
808
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,270
to find the guy
that I was before.
809
00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:30,647
I don't know the first thing.
810
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,653
I'ma figure it out.
811
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:10,604
♪ I already feel ♪
812
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,983
♪ Like doing it again ♪
813
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,610
♪ Honey ♪
814
00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:21,490
♪ 'Cause once you know
Then you know ♪
815
00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:24,493
♪ And you don't wanna go ♪
816
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,746
♪ Back to wherever it is
That you come from, yeah ♪
817
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:35,045
♪ I just want to stay high ♪
818
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:39,216
♪ With you ♪
819
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,512
This is Ace.
Leave a message,
820
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:44,638
and I'll hit you back.
821
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,223
Ace, hey, listen to me, man.
822
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,058
I don't know how far
you went or where,
823
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:50,102
but I know that
you took your Xbox with you.
824
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,729
So just tell me what I gotta do
to get you back here.
825
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:54,856
You want me to run down
Main Street naked
826
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,191
with a pumpkin head?
827
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:57,442
Done! All right?
828
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,111
I messed up,
but I need you with me,
829
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,113
and I want you to know
that I won't keep on working
830
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,740
to build this thing
until you decide to come back.
831
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,033
You know that
you gon' come back,
832
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,743
because you were
born to wrestle!
833
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,788
So just reach out,
and let's fix this!
834
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:14,835
Okay, okay.
835
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,712
Naked lady walks into a bar.
836
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,547
Poodle under one hand.
837
00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:20,507
There's no way, dude.
838
00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:23,927
Ace has gone away,
no idea where.
839
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,054
New plan--Crystal,
you're gon' be on the card.
840
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,015
Where?
I don't know.
841
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,141
But we're gonna throw you
in the deep end.
842
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,600
That way, if you drown,
843
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,227
we will not have wasted
any time.
844
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,688
Don't ask me how it ends.
Don't ask me how it begins.
845
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:37,190
I'm gonna write a promo.
We're gonna shoot it tonight.
846
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,775
Brew some coffee.
847
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:45,657
Jesus, the minute
we get some momentum--
848
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,325
these fucking brothers, man.
849
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:49,786
Now Ace quit?
Rooster defected.
850
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,997
Pock's gone AWOL.
Bobby's leg's broke.
851
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,415
It's fucking great.
852
00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:54,791
Actually,
I'm healing really fast.
853
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:55,959
Doctor said that
I make more calcium
854
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:57,335
than the average person.
855
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,795
How's that work, exactly?
856
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,589
You got, like,
a milk titty in your leg?
857
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,596
Hey, Jack.
858
00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:09,014
Want you to know I'm here
859
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:10,849
to relieve some pressure,
here to help.
860
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,434
Bill, if you're gonna
tell me that I don't know
861
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:15,228
what the fuck I'm doing again,
no, thank you.
862
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,688
"You don't know
what the fuck you're doin'"
863
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,940
is not an insult.
864
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,567
It isn't.
865
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:24,821
Look, you can't be judged on
your ability to do something
866
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,657
if you haven't been
properly taught how--
867
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,243
no disrespect to your dad.
868
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:34,331
Hey, you wanna go
where he never went
869
00:39:34,498 --> 00:39:36,958
and where I've been.
870
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,336
Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire.
871
00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:42,464
I own that.
I offer an apology.
872
00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:44,883
And I am here to help.
873
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,553
Not to disrupt.
874
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,514
Now, look.
875
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,643
We are, right now,
what we call in the business,
876
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,144
butt-fucked.
877
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:59,481
The finish to the title match
gave us a huge pop,
878
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,149
but we booked ourselves
into a corner.
879
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,026
We gotta figure out
how to make you whole again
880
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:06,196
while still pushing Crystal
without emasculatin'
881
00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,532
your sausage party
of a talent roster.
882
00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,493
Look, you can write.
883
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,537
Write.
884
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,622
But I got some ideas--
885
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,374
some good ones.
886
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:20,085
I'd like to share 'em
with you.
887
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,339
In this...
888
00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:27,717
...battered notebook,
one of about 100,
889
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:32,514
there lies the scribbled wisdom
born out of 7,000 nights
890
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,933
in 6,000 motels.
891
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:43,066
Let's put our heads together
and get this shit goin'.
892
00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,285
As president
of the Duffy Wrestling League
893
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,954
board of directors,
I called this press conference
894
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,664
to address
the recent controversy.
895
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,208
Last week,
in an overzealous moment,
896
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:04,462
our referee erroneously awarded
the title to Bunny Bombshell,
897
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:07,549
who was not a legal competitor
in the title match,
898
00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:10,218
and therefore,
was ineligible to win.
899
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,678
- Huh.
- 'Scuse me.
900
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,308
This referee
901
00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:19,311
is now suspended without pay,
pending an investigation.
902
00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:21,062
There's no need.
There's no need.
903
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,939
I'm retiring from reffing.
904
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,316
Praise the Lord.
905
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:26,484
Nice passing the heat
to the ref.
906
00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:27,777
Time-tested good shit.
907
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,237
Shut the fuck up, Kevin.
908
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,948
Bill Hancock was incapacitated
during the match
909
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:33,658
and left unattended,
910
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,036
a grievous oversight
by our entire promotion.
911
00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:38,455
I want to apologize
to Mr. Hancock
912
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:42,626
for our mishandling of your
gastrointestinal complication
913
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:47,172
and offer you Jack Spade
in a ladder match rematch
914
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:48,840
for the DWL title.
915
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,133
This is only happenin',
916
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,676
'cause he's threatenin'
to sue the DWL!
917
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,137
Eddie.
918
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:58,850
I accept your completely
unmotivated apology.
919
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,144
But if you're looking
for who to blame,
920
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:05,649
look at who might gain
through sabotage.
921
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,859
Jack Spade.
922
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,569
Ace Spade.
923
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,780
I was poisoned!
924
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,700
And who had better access
925
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:20,330
than my so-called valet,
Bunny freakin' Bombshell?
926
00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:24,626
A valet that had just come off
workin' with Ace Spade.
927
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:26,670
Maybe they never stopped
working together.
928
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,756
Keep on using them
fightin' words, Bill,
929
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,800
and you're gonna find yourself
in a world of hurt.
930
00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:34,803
You got your money,
and you got your lawyers,
931
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:37,973
but what you also have
is a mouth writin' checks
932
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,058
that your leaky ass
can't cash!
933
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,185
Let's go right now, big Jack!
934
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,688
Please!
Leave it for the ring,
935
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:46,982
where we will all gladly pay
936
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,025
to see you spill
one another's blood.
937
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,568
And now, Ms. Bombshell--
938
00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:52,654
Whoa, check yourself.
939
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:58,576
My name is not Bunny Bombshell
or Tits McGee
940
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,204
or any other
cartoon stage name
941
00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:05,125
this hairy, syphilitic sack
of skin tried pinnin' on me.
942
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,795
You will call me Crystal Tyler.
943
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,382
I am a grown, damn woman.
944
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:14,175
Oh, you think it's funny,
Jack Spade, huh?
945
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,510
I do.
946
00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,387
What's funny was that look
on your face
947
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:20,265
after I kicked your ass
and took your title!
948
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,599
- You wanna go right now?
- I'll do whatever...
949
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,685
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ms. Tyler!
950
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:26,396
I am impressed
by your competitive fire,
951
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:29,774
but this belt and the title
are gonna be held in abeyance
952
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,359
until Saturday's match
953
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,237
between Jack Spade
and Wild Bill Hancock.
954
00:43:34,404 --> 00:43:36,990
And Ace Spade, you're invited
to return to Duffy
955
00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:38,992
and challenge
for the belt again.
956
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,995
If not, your spot'll be taken
by another challenger.
957
00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:45,457
See you all Saturday,
7:30 p.m.,
958
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,917
live from the Duffy Dome.
959
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,461
- Cut.
- Good!
960
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,463
Hey, good job.
961
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,173
- Nice job.
- Very well done!
962
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,091
Ain't nothin'
without the words, Shakespeare.
963
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,547
Hey.
Standing room only.
964
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,299
Field of fucking Dreams
out there.
965
00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:37,759
Promo worked so good.
966
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:39,094
Merch is moving.
Beer is flowing.
967
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,804
We're gonna make
some money tonight.
968
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,722
Yeah, they still gotta buy
what we're sellin' in the ring.
969
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,307
Okay, one victory at a time.
970
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:47,394
You sure about the finish?
Just confirming.
971
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,525
This is Ace.
Leave a message,
972
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,026
and I'll hit you back.
973
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,986
Hey, if you show up here
974
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,531
in the next ten minutes or so,
just slide in the back,
975
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,991
and I'll fill you in
once we're in the ring.
976
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,494
Otherwise,
I'm gon' keep reachin' out,
977
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,579
and I'm gon' keep leavin'
these messages.
978
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,750
I need you back here.
979
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,255
Let's go.
980
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,572
Ace! Ace! Ace!
981
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,158
Ace! Ace! Ace!
982
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,076
Folks,
I'm sorry to say this,
983
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,870
but Ace Spade is a no-show.
984
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,749
But you were promised
a triple threat ladder match
985
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:56,045
for the DWL strap, and that's
exactly what you're gonna get.
986
00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:01,134
Ace Spade's sudden
and mysterious absence
987
00:46:01,301 --> 00:46:04,679
has provided
the opportunity of a lifetime.
988
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:07,348
I am makin' an open challenge
989
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,518
to any other man
on the DWL roster.
990
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,520
Now, who's it gonna be?
991
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:15,023
How 'bout a woman?
992
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,073
I got a DWL contract
right here,
993
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:26,159
which means I'm on the roster.
994
00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:27,577
No, no, no, no!
995
00:46:27,744 --> 00:46:30,955
And I came here
for what's mine--
996
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,124
to win back my belt!
997
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,212
Oh, don't encourage her
now, folks.
998
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:40,548
She's a spectator
just like yourselves tonight.
999
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:44,135
Look at this
typical male bull crap.
1000
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,639
Woman comes in, beats three men
1001
00:46:47,764 --> 00:46:50,141
only to have a fourth man
1002
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:53,811
manufacture some technicality
1003
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,231
to dismiss her.
1004
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,899
They're lookin' at me like,
1005
00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:00,527
"Who's this bitch
think she is?"
1006
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:02,529
Shut up!
1007
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,073
You guys see that
look on Jack Spade's face?
1008
00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:08,409
Yeah, he don't like a lady
1009
00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:13,039
using such language in the DWL,
but you know what?
1010
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:15,250
You're actually right
about me, Jack.
1011
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:18,086
My name is Crystal Tyler,
1012
00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:21,089
and I am the baddest bitch
1013
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,258
the DWL has ever seen!
1014
00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:30,431
Nice.
1015
00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:37,146
I am the real goddamn champ
1016
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:40,775
till one of you has got
the balls to take it from me.
1017
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:47,824
Your job is to hop around
and fetch my robe.
1018
00:47:49,409 --> 00:47:51,202
So quit twitching
your little bunny tail here
1019
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:52,870
and hop on out!
1020
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,123
This match is no place
for a woman.
1021
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:04,757
Crystal Tyler,
you want in the match?
1022
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,885
You got it!
1023
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:11,222
But!
But don't you come crying to me
1024
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:15,018
'cause you got bit trying
to play with the big dogs.
1025
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:19,272
Ring that bell, Eddie!
1026
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,859
I am officially protestin--
1027
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:26,446
Shit!
1028
00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,573
That's a living legend
right there!
1029
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,283
How dare you!
1030
00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:34,746
All right, folks.
We are under way.
1031
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,664
Oh, he's giving her
a police escort
1032
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,583
right into
the turnbuckle there.
1033
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,918
She don't belong
in this ring!
1034
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,588
Witchcraft!
1035
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,298
Burn her!
1036
00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:47,383
There's just two left
in the dance contest now.
1037
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,926
Okay, here we go.
1038
00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:50,595
Now this is
some great action here.
1039
00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:52,263
You don't
turn your back on a girl
1040
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,057
with that kind of agility,
I'll tell ya.
1041
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:55,558
Looks like she's tryin'
to maybe choke him.
1042
00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:57,935
Whoa!
1043
00:48:58,102 --> 00:48:59,687
Crystal just lands
on her feet like a housecat.
1044
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:01,064
Stuck the dismount.
1045
00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:03,232
Uh-uh. She means business.
1046
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,444
Oh!
1047
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,404
Well, that done backfired
on him, didn't it?
1048
00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:09,864
Ow!
Come on!
1049
00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:11,032
- Did it hurt?
- Yes!
1050
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:13,284
Yeah?
1051
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,078
She just keeps slappin'
with her open hand.
1052
00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:16,537
I don't understand that.
1053
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,456
I would use a rock
or a closed fist.
1054
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,291
Closed fist is illegal
in professional wrestling,
1055
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,417
Eddie Earl.
1056
00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:24,087
Oh!
1057
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:25,380
He threw her for distance.
1058
00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:26,881
Oh, he's fixin' to end
1059
00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:28,549
this girl's career
before it starts.
1060
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,134
Oh, she's jumping up
to the top pole.
1061
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,844
Appliances.
Here she goes.
1062
00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:34,263
Oh! That is some kind
of superkick right there.
1063
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,724
Every time Jack
takes his eyes off the prize,
1064
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,476
Crystal does
something fantastic.
1065
00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:40,561
Oh!
1066
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:41,938
- Good lord!
- Oh!
1067
00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:43,606
Like a young Nadia Comaneci,
1068
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,233
right with an elbow
to the face.
1069
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:46,984
For anybody under 75
right now,
1070
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:48,444
he means Simone Biles.
1071
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,904
He's working
the outside of the ring here.
1072
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:51,656
- Thanks very much.
- Hey!
1073
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:54,033
He's stealing a $7-beer.
That's not all right.
1074
00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,452
Remember,
this is a ladder match.
1075
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:59,414
You need to use the ladder
to climb and grab the belt.
1076
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,924
You need the ladder
to win the match,
1077
00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:13,177
but it can also
be used against you.
1078
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,429
Look at her.
1079
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,514
She's been
to a Home Depot before.
1080
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,893
All right, well,
he's back in the ring.
1081
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,646
He's a little--oh.
Little do-si-do there.
1082
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:29,944
She didn't plan
to land on that elbow.
1083
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:32,822
Hot dog, kids these days
call that a cutter.
1084
00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,782
It's a Crystal Cutter,
Eddie Earl!
1085
00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,702
That's a rich country
in the Middle East as well.
1086
00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:41,456
All right,
that ladder's twice the size
1087
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,124
of that little girl.
1088
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,625
Well, she's gotta
get up to the top floor
1089
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,878
and get that belt.
1090
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,212
Oh, Crystal's gonna win
1091
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,213
this match right here,
right now.
1092
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,423
Hold up, Ricky.
1093
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,302
Have you ever seen
a ladder match
1094
00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:55,762
where someone
climbed the ladder
1095
00:50:55,887 --> 00:50:58,306
with a sense of urgency
or alacrity?
1096
00:50:58,473 --> 00:50:59,766
Oh!
1097
00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:04,395
He's got a hold of her--
an impolite hold of her.
1098
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,731
Could be prosecuted
in some states.
1099
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:09,859
He's gonna throw her
into the second row.
1100
00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:10,985
Oh, wait!
1101
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,820
She's reversed it on him.
1102
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,991
Oh.
Oh, she is--
1103
00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,826
Jade Spade might
be in trouble here.
1104
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,244
She is twisting
the life out of his neck.
1105
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:21,913
Like a boa constrictor.
1106
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,581
- Use those thighs!
- Choke him out!
1107
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:24,540
You got it!
1108
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,252
She's locked in
a triangle choke.
1109
00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:30,421
He's very much in trouble.
1110
00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:31,547
I would think a lot of men
1111
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,509
would want to be
in his position.
1112
00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,260
He's tapping out.
He can't breathe.
1113
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,012
He don't wanna be there.
1114
00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:43,893
He's out.
Jack's unconscious.
1115
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:45,228
It's all over
but the climbin' now.
1116
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,521
Come on, Crystal!
1117
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272
When she grabs that belt,
1118
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,941
no one can say that
she won on a technicality.
1119
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,943
She beat these men
fair and square.
1120
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,487
We are all eyewitnesses.
1121
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:56,948
She's this close
to winning the belt again.
1122
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,283
Wait a minute!
He's comin' from the side!
1123
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,911
Wild Bill is back.
He has self-released himself.
1124
00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:06,207
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!
1125
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:45,872
She's made it!
1126
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:49,125
She has won the belt again.
1127
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,626
Yeah! Whoo!
1128
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:53,087
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!
1129
00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:56,090
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!
1130
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,303
It's CrystalMania,
is what it is.
1131
00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:01,679
That's what's broken out here.
1132
00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:03,180
What a sport.
Hey, look it--
1133
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:04,974
look at how dejected
Jack Spade is.
1134
00:53:05,141 --> 00:53:06,142
He's upset.
1135
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:07,184
Well, he should be.
1136
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,769
Yeah, absolutely.
1137
00:53:08,895 --> 00:53:10,438
He just lost
to a 101-pound girl.
1138
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:13,149
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!
1139
00:53:13,316 --> 00:53:15,651
Great piece of business, Jack.
1140
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,363
One hell of a sacrifice
for a top guy
1141
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,282
to put over
a five-foot-nothing female--
1142
00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:23,451
and clean, at that.
1143
00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,619
It was the right thing to do.
1144
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,956
And judging by those cheers,
1145
00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:31,000
it was a good call.
1146
00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:33,044
Thank you.
1147
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:36,047
You helped put her over too.
1148
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,550
"Therefore, Saul took a sword
and fell on it.
1149
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,345
"And when his armorbearer
saw that Saul was dead,
1150
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:46,307
he also fell on his sword
and died with him."
1151
00:53:46,474 --> 00:53:47,767
I'll be fine.
1152
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:51,228
I once lost to Vanilla Ice
and a Ninja Turtle.
1153
00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:54,857
There she is!
1154
00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:02,990
Way to go, Crystal Tyler.
1155
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:04,617
Willie, I just--
1156
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:08,746
All right.
1157
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,164
Good job.
1158
00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:11,916
Go ahead and grab yourself
a beer or a shot,
1159
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,793
you know, to celebrate.
1160
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,383
Oh.
1161
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:21,759
Hey.
1162
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:23,052
All righty then.
1163
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,470
Hey,
a few more shows like that,
1164
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:25,888
and you might actually
make some money.
1165
00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:27,890
I know.
1166
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:29,350
This guy did it.
He was--
1167
00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:30,935
- This guy.
- Yeah.
1168
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:32,812
This guy! This guy!
1169
00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:33,854
Hey.
1170
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:17,189
Ace, hey,
listen to me, man.
1171
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:18,983
I don't know
how far you went or where,
1172
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:21,152
but I know that you took
your Xbox with you.
1173
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:23,612
So just tell me what I gotta
do to get you back here.
1174
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,906
Do you want me to run down
Main Street naked
1175
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:26,949
with a pumpkin head?
1176
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:28,325
Done! All right?
1177
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,243
I messed up,
but I need you with me.
1178
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,663
I want you to know that
I'm gon' keep on working
1179
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,165
to build this thing.
1180
00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:34,957
Until you decide to come back.
1181
00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:38,711
You were born to wrestle!
1182
00:55:38,878 --> 00:55:40,629
So just reach out,
and let's fix this!
1183
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,678
Jack, look.
1184
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:50,347
Turns out the DWL
didn't need Ace after all.
1185
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:52,308
Now we got...
1186
00:55:52,475 --> 00:55:54,685
CrystalMania!
1187
00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:24,548
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
1188
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:34,475
Help?
1189
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:37,269
Can anyone hear me?
1190
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,064
Help!
1191
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:42,483
Help!
1192
00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:48,030
♪ Mad bull lost its way ♪
1193
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:52,159
♪ War, children, yeah ♪
1194
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:56,372
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1195
00:56:56,539 --> 00:57:00,251
♪ War, children, yeah ♪
1196
00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:03,879
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1197
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,631
♪ Yeah ♪
1198
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,775
♪ Yeah ♪
1199
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:28,612
♪ War, children ♪
1200
00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:32,575
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1201
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:36,412
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1202
00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:39,623
♪ It's just a shot away ♪
1203
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:44,461
♪ I tell you love, sister ♪
1204
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,674
♪ It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away ♪
1205
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:50,426
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
1206
00:57:50,593 --> 00:57:54,013
♪ It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away ♪
1207
00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:56,182
♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪