1 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:06,549 [Staci] Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:08,134 [Ace] Hey! 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,427 -You okay? -I sprained my ankle. 4 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,053 I left the DWL because no one really likes me. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,471 I'm gone because any other promotion 6 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:13,806 would've run me out of town. 7 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,182 We're not any other promotion. 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,061 I'm sorry I put the DWL first. 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,522 I'm sorry I kept your son from you. 10 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,816 -Can I stay here? -Of course. 11 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:25,317 Uhh! Ahh! 12 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,736 Y'all got to watch this. 13 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,571 [anchor] Shocking video has surfaced 14 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,531 of NFL linebacker Chris DeLeo 15 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:31,907 assaulting his wife. 16 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,784 This follows a disturbing trend 17 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,286 of athletes and domestic violence-- 18 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:37,121 We need a women's division. 19 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:38,789 We can't have Crystal getting beat on each week 20 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,875 by every man on our roster and vice versa, 21 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,876 she can't run through everyone. 22 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,711 It's a nice little story. 23 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,504 We've pulled it off this far, but it's not sustainable. 24 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,798 You help me restore my honor in the ring 25 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,802 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia 26 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,430 or I hit you back and take everything you got. 27 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,309 [mellow rock music plays] 28 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:01,103 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:06,776 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 30 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:10,779 ♪ The answer ♪ 31 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,406 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,326 ♪ I will ♪ 33 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,995 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 34 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,539 ♪ To find you ♪ 35 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,834 ♪ To find ♪ 36 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,004 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 37 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,673 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 38 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,344 ♪ All that you want ♪ 39 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,136 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,932 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 41 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,559 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 42 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,521 ♪ Won't be ♪ 43 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:46,398 ♪ Granted ♪ 44 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:50,402 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 45 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:55,991 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 46 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,868 ♪ ♪ 47 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:01,372 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 48 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:06,252 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 49 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,712 ♪ One ♪ 50 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,507 ♪ To one ♪ 51 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:14,385 ♪ What's love ♪ 52 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:20,391 ♪ In war? ♪ 53 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,394 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,191 [kissing and moaning] 55 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,069 [mellow rock music] 56 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:35,155 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,078 [singer] ♪ When the sun arose ♪ 58 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:44,123 ♪ This morning ♪ 59 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,792 -[singer] ♪ God didn't smile ♪ -Hi. 60 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:47,751 [singer] ♪ He didn't smile on me ♪ 61 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:48,752 Hey. 62 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,338 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,257 [singer] ♪ I was all alone ♪ 64 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,425 ♪ I had no one... ♪ 65 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,719 You have time for lunch? 66 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,430 If that's some kind of metaphor, I'd love to say yes. 67 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:03,517 But I've got the county people coming by Leckie, 68 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,644 and then I got a meeting with Laurie about the Gully thing. 69 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,271 [clears throat] Don't worry, 70 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:08,939 initial consultation's free. 71 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,816 I'm not worried. 72 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,401 You decide what you're gonna do? 73 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,194 Willie thinks if I turn down Gully's offer, 74 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,447 I'll lose in court or we'll get tied up so long, 75 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:19,950 we go bankrupt. Bill kind of agrees. 76 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,453 -They're probably not wrong. -I know they're not wrong. 77 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,496 I just don't want them to be right. 78 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,626 What do you think? 79 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,461 [sighs] Jack, 80 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,463 there's a time if you'd lost the DWL, 81 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:36,133 I wouldn't have minded, but it'd devastate you. 82 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,968 Also, we'd probably have to sell the house 83 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,637 end up living with your mother. 84 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,971 [laughs] No, that's not-- that's not gonna happen. 85 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,097 I know. 86 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,602 Jack, I'm not trying to be a Pollyanna here, 87 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:50,773 but have you considered maybe just apologizing to Gully? 88 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,776 Man-to-man, saying, "Sorry I let things get out of hand. 89 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:57,488 Can we resolve this another way?" 90 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,533 Well, he's given no indication he's that kind of guy, 91 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,662 but yeah. I mean, man-to-man. 92 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,163 I should. That's elementary. 93 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,042 -Hmm. -Obvious. 94 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:13,045 And yet, I need you to point it out. 95 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,339 Thank you. 96 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,715 -Hmm? -Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,133 -Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] 98 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,346 [door closes] 99 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,056 -[sighs] -I thought he was out back. 100 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,516 You didn't check? 101 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,351 I was a little focused on you. 102 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,144 It's so embarrassing. 103 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,857 Don't worry, I didn't overhear you two 104 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,402 not doing whatever it was you were doing. 105 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,861 Thought you'd gone out. 106 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,197 [Ace] Where would I go? Piggly Wiggly? 107 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,532 Sit on the roof of the courthouse, 108 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,701 waving my arms for everybody to see? 109 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:44,952 I'm supposed to be a thousand miles away from here. 110 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,788 Brand-new life. 111 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,748 Didn't even make it to Louisiana. 112 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,086 I know you're trying to figure things out. 113 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,546 [Ace sighs] 114 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:58,340 [Jack] There is a place for you here. 115 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,051 The DWL was always supposed to be 116 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,886 the two of us working together. 117 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,139 Not according to Dad. 118 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,266 Well, I'm talking about us. 119 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,688 Wrestling'd just be getting on the same treadmill 120 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,523 that put me here. 121 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,735 [Jack] Not if we really did things together this time. 122 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,738 The two of us. Even Steven. 123 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:24,116 You'd still be you. I'd still be me. 124 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,035 My whole life, I had dad's plan, 125 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,911 then I had your plan. 126 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:31,957 I need my own plan that puts wrestling behind me. 127 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,125 [Jack] Okay. 128 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,254 What can I do to help? 129 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:40,257 I just-- 130 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,967 I just need to stay here a couple more days. 131 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,511 Okay. 132 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,772 Whoa. [groans] 133 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,023 -[laughs] -Damn. 134 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,108 -[groans] -[laughs] Holy shit! 135 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,115 [Ricky Rabies groans] 136 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,909 [Diego laughs] 137 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:10,829 [Ricky Rabies groans] 138 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,415 She's muscular. 139 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,084 And fast. 140 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,044 [Diego] And skilled. 141 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,421 [Ricky Rabies groans] 142 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,006 [laughs] 143 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,841 Hey, I give up. I give up. I give up. 144 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,469 -That's right. -Oh. 145 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,679 [groans] You still got it, girl. 146 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,640 Really? It feels like you lost a step. 147 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,351 -Feels less impressive. -[chuckles] 148 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,479 Crystal, come on up. Meet Elle Dorado. 149 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,648 Mountain of pure gold. 150 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,483 -Real name's Tanya. -Hi. 151 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,318 Jack told me you needed somebody to wrestle this week, 152 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,070 so I made a phone call 153 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:46,281 and retained the services of this incomparable lady. 154 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,492 Welcome. Glad you're here. 155 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:49,827 Let's get after it. 156 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,788 [both groaning and panting] 157 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,595 My bad. I won't throw the elbow so hard. 158 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,347 My grip wasn't solid. 159 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,557 [Ricky Rabies] Try not to snatch at Elle's wrist. 160 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:12,891 Let her come to you. 161 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,060 Maybe whip into a cross-body this time. 162 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,187 Okay. From the headlock? 163 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,231 -Yeah. -Okay. 164 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,036 [groans] 165 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,788 All right, hey, no shame. No shame. 166 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,374 This y'all's first dance together. 167 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,084 Y'all want to try it without the whip? 168 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,879 If we can't land the spot now, how are we gonna land it 169 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,715 15 minutes into the match when we're both exhausted? 170 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,384 We could simplify. Go with the clothesline. 171 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,219 You nail me. I take the bump. 172 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,305 No, we- we don't need to simplify. 173 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:02,024 Hey, Elle's only here to put you over. 174 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,276 I can do the spot. 175 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,237 Just--same again. 176 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,661 [Muzak playing over speakers] 177 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,374 [Gully] Well look at that, he showed up. 178 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,051 I appreciate your willingness to find a way forward 179 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,930 without suing me, but a cross-promotional card 180 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:37,184 between the DWL and the FWD is a bad idea. 181 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,518 I think it's a good idea. 182 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,312 [Jack] You have your brand of wresting, 183 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,814 and it's violent and it's transgressive 184 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,275 and it's a whole bunch of things that the DWL is not. 185 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,028 Your guys are smashing each other 186 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,948 with fluoro-tubes and barbed wire. 187 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,866 My guys... 188 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,786 they're focused on storytelling and character. 189 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,038 Yeah, I'm not asking you to cartwheel to the moon. 190 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,791 It's a onetime card. Your people versus my people. 191 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,334 Okay? We do a whole buildup 192 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,086 about the grudge between the two promotions. 193 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,838 I've already told you, the most viewed video 194 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,967 on our Instagram page is you punching me in the face. 195 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:14,096 So we have an obligation to follow through on that setup. 196 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,139 Yeah, it's just not that simple. 197 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,849 [sighs] 198 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,518 What's going on here, Jack? 199 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,687 I-I- I feel that olive branch tickling my taint. 200 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,772 [Rooster] Jack went to his lawyer 201 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,649 and Jack's lawyer said he wouldn't win in court. 202 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,318 And now he trying to wiggle out from under. 203 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,323 [sighs] I know... 204 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,158 that I owe you an apology 205 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,577 for coming to your place and punching you. 206 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,710 -So I am sorry. -[Gully] "I'm sorry. 207 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,170 I'm sorry." 208 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,673 People say those words like vocalizing that particular 209 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,217 string of vowels and consonants is all that matters. 210 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,802 -[chuckles] -[Gully] "I'm sorry." 211 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,512 Wow, that changes everything. You punched me 212 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,348 on camera at my own promotion 213 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,475 in front of a crowd conditioned to shout, 214 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,519 "Gully is God", which means that you punched God. 215 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,438 Which kind of violates the whole 216 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,649 narrative character construction of God. 217 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:12,321 May I shuttle in some diplomacy in this bitch? 218 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,073 Jack, this is good business. 219 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,701 Now, I understand that you got some momentum, 220 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,287 but FWD has a bigger fanbase, bigger arena, 221 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,539 and bigger social media. 222 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,333 We giving you access to all of that. 223 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,876 [Jack] Yeah, that's if there's a good story, 224 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,754 but if the rest of it sucks, nobody wins. 225 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,213 Jack, it's wrestling. It's not Faulkner. 226 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,548 Oh, well, he wants it to be. 227 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,051 I don't care, okay, Jack? 228 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,054 You've already admitted that I have you over a barrel. 229 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,222 Okay? Your punch means that I can file my lawsuit 230 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,849 and take your promotion at any time. 231 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,267 I don't want to do that, okay? 232 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,977 If you'd just do this cross-promotion, 233 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,313 the slate is wiped clean. 234 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,815 Your debt is paid. We can move on from each other. 235 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,401 There is only one goal here: 236 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,945 to turn your punch from a shoot into a work 237 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,697 so that my character is restored 238 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,074 to its rightful authority. 239 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,201 So that is what we are going to do. 240 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,540 Now, I will leave it to you two professionals 241 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,125 to work out the details. 242 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,294 My daughter just won an academic scholarship 243 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,589 to Notre Dame, so I promised her we'd go get sushi. 244 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,092 There's a sentence my parents never said. 245 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,345 Put dinner on my tab. 246 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,390 [Rooster clears throat] 247 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,017 [Jack] I can't believe you fuckin' work with that guy. 248 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,395 Ah, men with big egos don't scare me. 249 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,105 I worked with you. 250 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,107 Look, if we're gonna do this, we need-- 251 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,401 We're doing this. 252 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,944 I don't know what the story is. 253 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,946 Sure you do. You practically wrote it 254 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,948 longhand while you was bitching to Gully. 255 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,908 It's a brand war. 256 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,618 [Rooster] Your style versus Gully's style. 257 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,245 He's your villain, you're his, 258 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,496 and the fans get to pick sides. 259 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,498 And you get to yell out 260 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,917 all the nasty shit you feel about Dystopia out loud. 261 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,670 Yeah, but who wins? 262 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,840 To be determined. Uh, probably a split decision. 263 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,842 Something that everyone can go home happy. 264 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,510 It's not gonna pop. 265 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,804 Because we both gonna be yelling into the void. 266 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,973 Our fans are only going to hear our side 267 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,100 and your people are only gonna hear yours. 268 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,643 [Rooster] You're right. 269 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,312 That's why I'm coming in as FWD's ambassador-- 270 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,774 the voice of the enemy inside DWL. 271 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,317 How'd I know you were gonna give yourself 272 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,819 a starring role in all this? 273 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,156 I knew y'all wouldn't gonna give me one. 274 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,576 It's a every-man-for-hisself type of world. 275 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,826 [upbeat music plays] 276 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,411 [Diego] Yo, I did one of those, 277 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,371 you know, online master classes with one of them, 278 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,624 you know, action directors from, you know, 279 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,460 the action movies and shit. And he was saying if you really 280 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,922 wanna convey pain, you gotta set it up with want and need. 281 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,007 And so, yeah, I was thinking want and needs 282 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,635 got to go more into the stories, you know? 283 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,512 Yeah, Diego, trying to follow your train of thought 284 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:24,971 is like trying to fuck a kangaroo 285 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,057 in the cone of a tornado. 286 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,725 [Diego] Huh. 287 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,228 Uh, did you call Man-Beast Magoo about 288 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,396 doing the podcast while we're at the convention? 289 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,690 [sighs] Alvin? No. 290 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,109 But he doesn't commit to anything till last minute. 291 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,737 It's gonna be so cool. When I was a kid in Miami, 292 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,573 I saw him eat the stuffing out of all four turnbuckles. 293 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,659 What you didn't see was him backstage 294 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,327 barfing those turnbuckles back up. 295 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,746 -No way. -That shit's not gonna digest. 296 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,915 [Diego laughs] I was looking at 297 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,959 the Super-Fan website... [clears throat] 298 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,503 It said the Texas Slinger was gonna be at the convention too. 299 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,255 -Jimmy-John? -[Diego] Uh-huh. 300 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,131 Yeah, if he's sober, we'll get him for the podcast. 301 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,592 Man, I love that old promo where he smashed you 302 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:03,969 with the guitar. [laughs] 303 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,471 Man, I'll bet you guys had some times. 304 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,474 Yeah, and I remember 'em all. Sorta. 305 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,017 [Diego laughs] 306 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,107 Wow! 307 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,943 I totally used to want one of these. 308 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,278 You could never find them. 309 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,696 [Wild Bill] Distribution problem. 310 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,489 They only pushed certain parts of the line. 311 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,324 Hey, you're not gonna be 312 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,285 some gushing fanboy all day, are you? 313 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,287 -No. I-- -Because this is work. 314 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,372 Mistake most wrestlers make 315 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,250 is they treat these conventions as a ego stroke. 316 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,003 The status of my ego is irrelevant. 317 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,629 The goal for the day is 318 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,298 the cathartic validation of the fan. 319 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,466 The happier the fan, the more money they spend, 320 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,093 of which I get a defined percentage. 321 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,803 Fifty percent of autographs, 322 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,639 100% of all personalized merchandise. 323 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:53,310 Ooh. Can I have one of these too? 324 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,647 [birds chirping] 325 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:05,947 [sighs] 326 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,451 [groans] 327 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,830 I passed out on the floor 328 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,248 and you left me down here all night? 329 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417 [Ted] Yup. 330 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,545 [Willie] Good. Don't ever pick me up 331 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,590 if I'm on the floor. 332 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,884 I deserve it. 333 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,887 [groans, breathes hard] 334 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,181 Oh, I think I might throw up. 335 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,600 You already did. All over the bathroom. 336 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,018 [Willie] Oh, God, I'll clean it. 337 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,187 Yes, you will. 338 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,522 I'll tell Robin you're sleeping in. 339 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,902 [exhales] 340 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,905 Hey, Staci, I hate to ask you, but Willie's AWOL. 341 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,199 Could you...could you handle the beer delivery? 342 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,909 Yeah, I can do it. 343 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,410 I'd reschedule, but I gotta shoot an offsite, 344 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,037 or we'll be dry this week. 345 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,372 I'm happy to help. I just have to get Thomas 346 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,040 to his appointment at the therapist. 347 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,249 [Jack] Hey, why don't you have Thomas 348 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,876 hang with Ace after school. 349 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,461 It'd be good for both of them. Get Ace out the garage. 350 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,463 [Staci] Good idea. See you soon. 351 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,216 So my tooth hits this girl right in the skull. 352 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,425 [Bobby Pin] Got your speech? 353 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,054 I'm not making a speech. 354 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,722 Yeah, Jack's gonna let you make a speech. 355 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,099 It's your picture on the wall. 356 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,226 He's forcing you to surrender the belt. 357 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,270 The national call to action on domestic violence 358 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:23,066 is forcing me to surrender the belt, not Jack. 359 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:27,070 [laughter] 360 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,155 [Jack] Hey, everybody, gather around. 361 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,700 Come on now. 362 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,747 For as long as there has been a DWL, 363 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:41,459 photos of our champions have lined this wall 364 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,962 whether they held the belt for a couple of years, 365 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,880 a few months, or just a few days. 366 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,801 Crystal Tyler, 367 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,637 you deserve to be up here. 368 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,597 Congratulations. 369 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,433 -[wrestler] Good work. -Thank you. 370 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,559 Forgot my fancy dress. [chuckles] 371 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,020 [Jack] Okay, now, uh, 372 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:05,024 I can spend a lot of time explaining why, but, uh... 373 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,651 I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 374 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,904 The DWL and Florida Wrestling Dystopia 375 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,781 are going to be doing a cross- promotional card next month. 376 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,617 Oh, criminy Dutch. 377 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,953 Oh, come on, Jack. Really? 378 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,163 I know. I get it. 379 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,623 Gully's a fucking cunt. 380 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,835 Good God, Jim. What's gotten into you? 381 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,504 Can't go just droppin' hard Cs with women present. 382 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,424 No, it-it's okay, Ricky. I agree with Jim. 383 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,885 I don't know the guy, but I'll take your word for it. 384 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,803 I know it's not the easiest fit. 385 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,182 Okay? But Dystopia, they got a bigger fanbase, 386 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,641 they got more resources, 387 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,812 and we are going to tap into all of that. 388 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,149 So from here on out is all hands on deck. 389 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,860 Jim, Bobby, Ricky-- get in your gear. 390 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,488 Thirty minutes outside, we're gonna shoot an offsite. 391 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,199 Okay? We're gonna kick off this storyline just right. 392 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,787 That-that's it. T-that's all. 393 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,581 [Ricky Rabies] To-Tobar, hey. Hey. 394 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,124 Hey, Jack, real quick. 395 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,834 You said all hands on deck. This here Tobar. 396 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,294 He working on an Olivia Newton-John 397 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,129 "Let's Get Physical" type thing. 398 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,089 Might be something you're interested in for the offsite. 399 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,301 Right. No. Okay. Better luck next time, kid. 400 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,344 Let's go. 401 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,553 Dust off that Dracula, a'ight? 402 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,847 So...you need me for the offsite? 403 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,350 I need you here. I want you to work with Elle. 404 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,018 We're breaking out the new women's belt. 405 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,436 I want your match to pop. 406 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,939 It will. Elle's a pro. 407 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,524 So are you. 408 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,651 Things goes well, we'll bring her back here, 409 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,904 we'll build her up into a real rival for you. 410 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,915 You get the 5% off sexy discount inside. 411 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,667 [chuckles] 412 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,216 Well, all right. 413 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,551 I thought they'd have bigger signs 414 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,636 and, like, those velvet ropes. 415 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,263 [Wild Bill] Well, 416 00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,764 you get what you get at these things. 417 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,933 Still it should garner solid foot traffic 418 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,560 along the edge between pretzels and the restrooms. 419 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,144 -[chuckles] -Let's set up shop. 420 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,396 [Nathaniel Rateliff's "S.O.B." playing] 421 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,774 [singers humming] 422 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,487 [singer] ♪ I'm gonna need Someone to help me ♪ 423 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,867 ♪ I'm gonna need Somebody's hand ♪ 424 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,244 ♪ I'm gonna need someone ♪ 425 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,246 -[singer] ♪ To hold me down ♪ -Enjoy. 426 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:27,834 ♪ I'm gonna need someone to care ♪ 427 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,586 -[singer] ♪ I'm gonna ride ♪ -Wow. 428 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,796 [singer] ♪ And shake my body ♪ 429 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:36,259 ♪ I start pulling out My hair ♪ 430 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:40,638 ♪ I'm gonna cover myself With the ashes of you ♪ 431 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,099 ♪ And nobody's gonna Give a damn ♪ 432 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,018 Give me this. Whoo. 433 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,270 [singer] ♪ Son of a bitch ♪ 434 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,606 ♪ Give me a drink ♪ 435 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,274 ♪ One more night ♪ 436 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,651 ♪ This can't be me ♪ 437 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,777 ♪ Son of a bitch ♪ 438 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,321 [Diego laughs] 439 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,322 [singer] ♪ If I can't get clean ♪ 440 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,907 Who's next? Oh, my. 441 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,910 ♪ ♪ 442 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,120 Bottoms up. 443 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,997 [singer] ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 444 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,374 ♪ Whoa ♪ 445 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,710 -[laughs] -[singer] ♪ Whoa ♪ 446 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,254 Hey, Dad, let's roll one. 447 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,714 [Dad] You got it. 448 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,136 I have never been a gentle man. 449 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,015 I never been a gentleman either. 450 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:27,143 I'm a bad guy, 451 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,479 but I'm your bad guy. 452 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:30,688 [heroic music] 453 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,983 I know what you know. 454 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,154 I know who's winning in this country 455 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,448 and who's taking a beat down. 456 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,993 So when Charlie Gully and his team of corporate lawyers 457 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,870 threaten me with a lawsuit 458 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,998 trying to destroy my family business, 459 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,793 I said, "Hell no." 460 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,671 See, we live in a world where the haves think they can 461 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,714 take what they want and the rest of us, 462 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,424 well, we'll just be overjoyed 463 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,759 with the crumbs that fall off the table. 464 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,137 To that I say, "Hell no." 465 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,640 Hell no to frauds like Charlie Gully 466 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,684 and his Dystopia Wrestling. 467 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:11,854 This a man who calls himself God. 468 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,023 There's only one God. 469 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858 So I'm here to challenge you 470 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,860 to settle this beef in the ring. 471 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,862 One night, 472 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,739 one card, 473 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,992 your best versus my best. 474 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,827 Because these men behind me, 475 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:29,205 they are an army representing all of our fans. 476 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,792 An army of pissed off, fed up Americans 477 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,128 who've had enough of the Charlie Gullys in this world 478 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,714 and have said, "Hell no." 479 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,717 And when we're done, I'm gonna crack a beer 480 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,760 and we're gonna light up some fireworks. 481 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,805 ♪ ♪ 482 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,308 [Jack] Fellas, 483 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,230 I thought we checked those. 484 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,732 [Ricky Rabies] That's fine. It's fine. 485 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,567 We'll just massage it in post. 486 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,444 [slow clap] 487 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,738 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 488 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:02,947 That shit was Biblical. 489 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,991 It was the truth. 490 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,743 Well, you be sure to write me some equally Biblical truth 491 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,411 for me to spit in my promo Saturday. 492 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,788 I'll fucking write you something. 493 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,248 [Rooster] Something good. 494 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,084 Don't be stingy with your talent. 495 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,671 The better I look, the better you look for taking me on. 496 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,174 [Rooster] What's goin' on fellas? 497 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,887 I got to say, your speech on circumcision really touched me. 498 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,474 Like you, I was mangled in the name of genital hygiene. 499 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,143 Glad I could make you feel not so alone. 500 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,520 I'd love to get a pic side by side, 501 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,272 both our junk hanging free. 502 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,941 Might trigger a few folks, 503 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,735 and I'd hate for you to feel less than, 504 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,653 seeing yours next to mine. 505 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,155 Oh, no, my wang's huge. 506 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,948 Meet me in the men's room. I'll show you. 507 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,412 -No? -[Diego clears throat] Yep. 508 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,123 My balls are pretty big too. 509 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,881 Oh, my God. 510 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,967 Oh, hey, it's Man-Beast and Slinger. 511 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,803 Grab your camera. This'll be a good video clip. 512 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:07,804 Yeah. 513 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,642 Holy shit. 514 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,352 What the hell are you two wearing? 515 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,062 Good to see you, too, Sport-o. 516 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,522 No, I'm serious. You look like 517 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,357 you lost all your clothes in a house fire 518 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,651 and picked those ones out of a dumpster behind Kmart. 519 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,653 Not all of us has got the guts to go around 520 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,571 muffin topping out of stinky old leathers. 521 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,990 I'll have you know these pants fit just as good 522 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,826 as the day you dislocated my shoulder. 523 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,120 Your waist does look about the same, but... 524 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,706 your inseam seems to have shrunk a few inches. 525 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,501 [laughter] 526 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,295 Hey. [laughter] 527 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,675 No, uh, seriously. Alvin, you're the Man-Beast. 528 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,968 Where's your gear? 529 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,011 No one wants to see me in my gear. 530 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:53,182 I only come to these things to help out Jimmy-John. 531 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,934 What's wrong with him? 532 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,354 Left it all in the ring. 533 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,398 As a man should. 534 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,899 I bring him here, he makes some cash, 535 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,317 it helps him cover his bills 536 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,194 when he remembers he's got bills. 537 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,531 I wish I could forget a few of my bills. 538 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,032 Is that your way of saying 539 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,534 you ain't picking up the check at dinner? 540 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:14,620 Oh, like you never stuck me with a check. 541 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,957 Toledo, Tacoma, Tucson, Tulsa-- 542 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,584 [shouting] and that's just the Ts. 543 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,212 Oh! [laughter] 544 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,505 [Man] What are you looking at? 545 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:25,923 Hey, I got to say. 546 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,341 I been a huge fan for a long time. 547 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,260 I work with Bill at the DWL. 548 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,304 I'm a wrestler. 549 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,306 Anyone here recognize you? 550 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,100 No, I wrestle in a mask, you know? 551 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,561 Well, lucky you. 552 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:41,898 Harder to make money, but less hassle. 553 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,941 [chuckles] 554 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,444 Hey, you- you want a T-shirt or a button? 555 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:48,946 I mean, I'm- I'm sure Bill'd let you have whatever you want. 556 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,076 I like pepperoni. 557 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,414 Got to get Jimmy-John to his table. 558 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,458 Dinner, 8:00. We'll have a drink before. 559 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:01,751 [Wild Bill] We'll have five before, 560 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,252 three during, and two after. 561 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,879 And I'm gonna record you for my podcast. 562 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,464 Whatever you need, Sport-o. 563 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:09,008 Don't call me Sport-o. I hate fucking Sport-o. 564 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,261 Okay, Sport-o. 565 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,304 [chuckles] 566 00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,267 You get enough for us to post a clip? 567 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:19,936 Mm-hmm. 568 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,437 Just make sure you cut out all that Sport-o crap. 569 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,606 -I hate that shit. -[chuckles] 570 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:35,243 I can't seem to find where it lists the total number of kegs. 571 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,828 Oh, um, first column at the bottom. Total. 572 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:38,829 -Right. -[delivery guy chuckles] 573 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,252 Willie around? 574 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,212 Not at the moment. Can I help you? 575 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:49,298 Not if you can't find Willie. 576 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,967 You sure she's not around? 577 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,261 [Staci] I'm so sorry, she's not. 578 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,054 She leave anything for me? 579 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,139 If you tell me your name, I could check her office. 580 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,100 Would it be, like, an envelope or? 581 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,478 You Jack's wife? 582 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:03,729 I am. Have we met? I'm Staci. 583 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,481 Nice to meet you, Staci. 584 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:08,317 I guess, Willie must've confused the dates. 585 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,777 Never you mind. 586 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,153 You have a nice day now. 587 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,572 -Thanks. You too. -Mm-hmm. 588 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:15,908 [car door shuts] 589 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,994 [engine turns] 590 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:23,499 [Ace] Let's make this quick, little man. 591 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,167 In and out, and get us back to the garage and the Xbox. 592 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,669 [Thomas] Okay. 593 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,462 What flavor we getting? Red or blue? 594 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,089 If I get blue, Mom will see my lips 595 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,675 and know we got slushies. 596 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,593 Well, if you're worried, we don't got to get them. 597 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,846 No, I'll just get red. 598 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:38,347 You know, red's not invisible. 599 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,854 Hey, careful with that. 600 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:45,896 Sorry. 601 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,359 It's okay. It's just... 602 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:51,402 old. 603 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,200 Hey, don't spill it. 604 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,161 Hey, grow up. 605 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,545 If you wanna go talk to her, 606 00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:11,589 I can wait in the car while you pay. 607 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,341 You don't got to wait in the car. 608 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,468 -I'll wait in the car. -[chuckles] 609 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:24,685 Hey. 610 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,730 Ace, hey. 611 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,607 Uh, I didn't know you were back. 612 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,901 When-when did you get back? 613 00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,403 Uh, just a couple days. 614 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,072 Oh. 615 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,990 Jack didn't say anything. 616 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,659 So, uh, where'd you go? 617 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,412 Took the long way around to nowhere. 618 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:44,872 Fell off a cliff. 619 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,415 [Crystal chuckles] 620 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,418 I saw the video of, uh, you and Jack's match. 621 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,253 Killer. 622 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,589 Yeah. Now I just gotta figure out how to do it every week 623 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:57,510 against women who are bigger and stronger and... 624 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,261 more experienced, so... 625 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,263 Experience is overrated. 626 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:02,973 I just got a whole bunch of it, 627 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,935 and it didn't leave me any better off. 628 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,020 No, Jack will take care of you. 629 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,314 He knows what he's got. 630 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:15,444 I don't know, this... this vet he had Ricky bring in, 631 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,613 she's only here for the week, but... 632 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,615 she's, uh, she's good. 633 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,367 You're good. 634 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,619 I have my strengths. 635 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,079 We'll see if they're enough. 636 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,580 Come on. I'll ring you up. 637 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:32,128 You should call Big Jim and the guys. 638 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,046 I'm sure they'd all love to see you. 639 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,634 I don't really want anyone knowing I'm back. 640 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,928 Uh, do me a favor. Don't say anything. 641 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,557 Yeah, if that's what you want. 642 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:49,562 Jack said, uh, you and Bobby... 643 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,440 Yeah. We are. 644 00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:56,527 Good. 645 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,070 He's a good dude. 646 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,864 You deserve a good dude. 647 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,492 Uh... 648 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,121 Keep the change. 649 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,630 [Ace] Thomas. 650 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,674 [truck horn honks] 651 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,843 Thomas. 652 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,178 Thomas! 653 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,267 What's wrong, buddy? 654 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:31,103 [Thomas] I'm sorry. 655 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,648 I dropped it, and a car dragged it out there. 656 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,781 [truck horn honks] 657 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,293 [Thomas] I'm sorry, uncle Ace. 658 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:02,218 [soft music plays] 659 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,053 It's all right, buddy. 660 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,721 [sighs] 661 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,932 It's just a prop. 662 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,725 It's Granddad's crown. 663 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:11,685 No one will even miss it. 664 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,562 Please don't tell Dad. 665 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,941 Your dad won't care. He never liked it. 666 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,943 I used to think it looked important, 667 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:22,071 but your dad, he was smart. 668 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,782 He knew it was just... [sighs] 669 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,033 Fabric and plastic. 670 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,038 Come on. Let's go home bud. 671 00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:38,504 [Thomas] Did Granddad ever wrestle with you? 672 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:39,964 [Ace] No. 673 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,799 [Thomas] Did he wrestle with my dad? 674 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,259 [Ace] They'd wrestle, 675 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,219 but Granddad didn't like putting people over. 676 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,555 He liked being the winner. 677 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:50,015 Uh, when you put someone over, it means you get pinned. 678 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,268 The funny thing is when you do put someone over 679 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,603 and you're laying there on your back looking up, 680 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,605 half the cheers are really for you. 681 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,608 So it's not so bad. 682 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,528 When are you gonna get back to wrestling? 683 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,321 When you gonna start wrestling? 684 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:05,823 [Thomas] I don't think Dad wants me to wrestle. 685 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,950 He says I'm too small. 686 00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:11,537 For now, but wrestling ain't about size. 687 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:13,080 You and I could wrestle. 688 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,125 I'm serious. 689 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,335 Come on. Get up. 690 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,129 [grunts] 691 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:21,755 All right, grab my hands. 692 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:22,965 Ooh, that's right. 693 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:25,301 [groans] Damn, you're strong! 694 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,886 Ah...ahh! All right, now, sling me. 695 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,682 Ohh! Ah... 696 00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:37,187 Kid's got moves. You got moves, huh? 697 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,397 All right. 698 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,690 -Hey! -Where you going, huh? 699 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,150 Where you going? That's right, circle up. 700 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:43,986 Circle up now. Oh, all right. Lock up. 701 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:46,989 [soft music] 702 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:50,492 ♪ ♪ 703 00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:56,332 [inaudible speech] 704 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,335 ♪ ♪ 705 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,589 [inaudible cheers] 706 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:06,592 ♪ ♪ 707 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,278 [grunts] 708 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:35,848 [panting] 709 00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:48,736 [Man-Beast] With the kids out of the house, 710 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,446 Cindy finished her degree, 711 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,656 and I took over running the Froyo shops, 712 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,200 which isn't hard if you hire the right managers. 713 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,536 So it's mostly me and the dogs 714 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:01,247 and a stack of books on medieval history. 715 00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:03,792 Is this what you want, Bill? 716 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,836 I was hoping for something a little more colorful, 717 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,463 -but we can edit it. -Yeah. 718 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:08,796 What about the old guard? 719 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:10,799 Jeff, Jake, Sammy. 720 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,008 Y'all still get rowdy? 721 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:13,886 Not really. 722 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,847 Jeff's up in Minnesota. Bad hips, bad knees. 723 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:19,015 Saw Jake and Sammy at Duke's funeral. 724 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,142 Duke was a wild man. 725 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,937 That show y'all put on at the Pond was a all-timer. 726 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,773 [Man-Beast] Glad it was memorable. 727 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,317 I was concussed, so the whole match is kind of a blank. 728 00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:30,486 Didn't stop you from drinking 13 beers 729 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,488 -in the locker room. -[laughter] 730 00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:34,865 -Again, concussed. -[chuckles] 731 00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:36,908 We kept track with a Sharpie on our necks. 732 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,160 I won with 17. 733 00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,162 When you're young, you can do these things. 734 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,707 It was an amazing match. I have it on VHS. 735 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,250 I'm happy to loan it to you. 736 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,544 I'll take your word for it. 737 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,838 What about Sammy and Jake? You remember the night 738 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,508 the four of us hit the dance club outside Raleigh? 739 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,384 Sammy and Jake get into a fistfight 740 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:56,929 over these identical twins and you say, 741 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,598 "Why are you fighting when you can't even tell them apart?" 742 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,517 [laughter] 743 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,019 I think that was your line, Bill. 744 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:07,314 -Well, it was a good line. -[Diego laughs] 745 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,691 [Man-Beast] Sammy and I, we trade emails. 746 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,485 He's been sober a couple of years. 747 00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:14,279 Jake's kinda down and out. 748 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,948 Fused the vertebrae in his neck 749 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,242 and never got off the pills. 750 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:19,827 And what about you? 751 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,870 You keep in touch with Oppy or Mike 752 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,705 or anyone from the show up north? 753 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,999 Nah. When I had my troubles, they all turned their back, 754 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,709 so fuck 'em. 755 00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:29,211 [Man-Beast] They're good guys at heart. 756 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,088 It's the nature of the business. 757 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,382 The business to them. 758 00:35:33,549 --> 00:35:35,551 My life, to me. 759 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,636 And that is why you made it to the top. 760 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,680 Now, I loved wrestling, 761 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,890 but when the pain got too much, 762 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,268 I made sure there was something else in my life. 763 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:47,104 But you, you- you took whatever 764 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:50,065 part of you existed outside of your gimmick 765 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,734 and you carved it out with a spoon. 766 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,319 Because I had balls. 767 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:55,737 Hundred percent, 768 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,447 and the proof's that you're still at it. 769 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,867 Me, I was happy taking 770 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,536 Man-Beast off and on like a cape. 771 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,722 You want me to stop recording? 772 00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:24,057 No, it's fine. We'll pick it up from here. 773 00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:28,228 Counting in three, two, one. 774 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:31,773 So, Alvin, what you're telling me is 775 00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:33,734 when your knees started to hurt, 776 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:37,237 you turned into a giant pussy who likes dogs and Froyo, 777 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,407 or do I have that incorrect somehow? 778 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,454 Is this a bit, Sport-o? 779 00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:47,414 Honest question. 780 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,082 'Cause if you want to do a bit... 781 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,209 I want an answer. 782 00:36:57,925 --> 00:37:00,302 I'm a happy man, Sport-o. 783 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:04,806 Most of our generation are crippled, broken, or dead. 784 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:08,310 One way or another, we were all addicted. 785 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:11,647 The crowd, the adrenaline, 786 00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:14,441 standing in the center of that ring. 787 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:17,069 So when I see you still clawing away 788 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,572 on that same, damn hill, I understand. 789 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,952 And I cheer for you, 790 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,621 but I don't wish I was you. 791 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,504 I'm gonna hit the salad bar. Anybody want anything? 792 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,255 Croutons. 793 00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:46,390 [Wild Bill] Turn the recorder off. 794 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,767 [clears throat] 795 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,019 -Get me another two of these. -Waiter should be coming by. 796 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,896 I don't want to wait for the waiter. 797 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:55,691 Just go to the bar and get me two goddamn martinis. 798 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:58,735 Sure. Whatever the fuck you say. 799 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,237 [clears throat] 800 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,698 You gonna drink your martini? 801 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,741 Yeah. 802 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,160 [clears throat] You got a time table on that? 803 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,663 When I'm thirsty. 804 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,546 [Wild Bill exhales] 805 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,172 Whoo. 806 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:21,258 So there is some fight left in you. 807 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:27,889 And I ain't just 808 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,475 clawin' away. 809 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,561 I got plans 810 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,522 to make it all the way back to big show. 811 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:38,316 If you say. 812 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,610 I do. I say. 813 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:45,115 What the fuck? 814 00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:47,325 [chuckles] 815 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:50,245 Lookee here. My drink just arrived. 816 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,041 What you gonna do about that? 817 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,003 I always like seeing you, Bill. 818 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,183 [clears throat] 819 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:14,436 A flamin' disgrace. The both of them. 820 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,521 At least Jimmy-John can blame it 821 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:20,025 on his smashed eggplant brain, but Alvin? 822 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:22,235 He just got off the damn horse. 823 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,947 It's easy to get off the horse. Anyone can get off the horse. 824 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,866 I ain't getting off the damn horse. 825 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,620 So should I get these in a go cup or... 826 00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:34,289 Everything in life 827 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,582 is a choice. 828 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,128 Flossing your teeth is a choice. 829 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:43,131 And if my only choice is to turn into... 830 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,257 or... 831 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,471 I still ain't getting off 832 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:50,972 the damn horse! [pounds table] 833 00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,482 [whispering] Shit. 834 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,280 Ready to go? 835 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:08,949 Mm. Let me finish my cheap calories 836 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:10,742 and find some ibuprofen. 837 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,250 You okay if I borrow, like, a half dozen? 838 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,253 Yeah, take a couple for now, a couple for later. 839 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,337 They're all for now. 840 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:30,303 Does a number on my stomach, 841 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:32,514 but keeps me in the ring and out of surgery. 842 00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:34,391 Is your knee that bad? 843 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:37,227 Knee, shoulder, back. 844 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:39,271 Road dogging town to town doesn't help. 845 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,107 Have you tried CBD? 846 00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:43,984 I've tried everything short of heroin. 847 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:45,527 [scoffs] 848 00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:48,113 Acupuncture works best, but who can afford it? 849 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,365 I get that. 850 00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:53,451 [Elle] I had health insurance once. 851 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:56,246 I managed to hang onto that for, like, two whole years. 852 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,790 Had an apartment, a ficus. 853 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,041 And like most places, 854 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,960 they only carry two or three women, 855 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,546 so they run out of stories and combinations pretty quick, 856 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:07,215 then it's off down the road. 857 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:10,051 [Crystal] Well, let's run it 858 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,304 forwards and backwards until it pops. 859 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,063 Well, it's a promo. 860 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,066 It's a heel promo. You're playing the heel. 861 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,484 I mean, I cou-I could dress this up, 862 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,320 but you're not exactly playing fair. 863 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,863 You standing on your tank, 864 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,740 fighting for the soul of America. 865 00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:34,242 This? This- this might as well be "See Spot Run." 866 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,369 I don't want to write for you at all. 867 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:37,913 I'm only doing it 'cause I have to. 868 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,956 Oh, poor Jack. 869 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,750 The only one in life forced to do shit 870 00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:43,627 that he don't want to do. 871 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:46,296 Gully put a gun to my head. Do you expect me to like it? 872 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,177 You think I wanted to leave DWL? 873 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:54,679 You leaving was your choice. 874 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,057 You didn't have to leave. 875 00:41:57,224 --> 00:41:58,600 Didn't I? 876 00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:01,436 It was a smart move. Got me a belt. 877 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:04,439 I got champ on all of my merch. 878 00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:06,775 What? You think I didn't have to pay a price. 879 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,653 You know what? 880 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:11,529 You're Yertle, Jack. 881 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,074 -The turtle? -[Rooster] King Turtle. 882 00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:18,286 Sitting on a throne held up by a stack of other turtles, 883 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:20,288 but instead of realizing that he's standing on the back 884 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,958 of 157 people, 885 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,668 he's pissed 'cause there's still birds 886 00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:26,294 and shit still higher up. 887 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,046 The promo's the promo. 888 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,506 You polish it up if you want to. 889 00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:33,593 [Rooster] It's your ring, Jack. 890 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:37,806 [anchor] As this footage goes... 891 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:39,391 [knock on door] 892 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,018 ...we haven't seen it. A few seconds later... 893 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:46,022 [continues indistinctly] 894 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,488 [Ace] I got this idea. 895 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:57,284 It may be stupid and childish, but childish is my specialty. 896 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,663 I could use some help. 897 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:07,460 [soft music] 898 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:10,505 [water running] 899 00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:13,508 ♪ ♪ 900 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,376 [Bobby Pin] Hey. 901 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,255 Did I miss something? 902 00:43:52,422 --> 00:43:54,299 Ace was here. 903 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:59,763 Oh, I didn't know he was back. 904 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,931 [Crystal] He doesn't want anyone to know. 905 00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,268 Is it like a-a big deal? 906 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,729 For him... 907 00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:11,775 but not for us. 908 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:22,243 [country rock music] 909 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,288 ♪ ♪ 910 00:44:30,502 --> 00:44:32,587 [singer] ♪ The old white lightning ♪ 911 00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:34,714 ♪ Can't set me off ♪ 912 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,675 Heard what you said. Wrote you some new stuff. 913 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,556 It's a lot. 914 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,267 [singer] ♪ Yeah, cut me off ♪ 915 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,812 ♪ Get on your horse, boys ♪ 916 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:51,481 ♪ Said adios ♪ 917 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:54,442 ♪ To the hey, hey, hey ♪ 918 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,528 Hey. 919 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,113 How was the convention? 920 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,532 Great. Diego got to meet his heroes, 921 00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:03,785 got stuff for the podcast, satisfied the fans, 922 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:05,829 then went out and satisfied our thirst. 923 00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:07,956 Must've been nice to see some of your old crew, hmm? 924 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:09,290 Yeah, you know? 925 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,209 Hey. Uh, 926 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:13,878 I was thinking maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing 927 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:17,298 to get myself an apartment. The motel is depressing. 928 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:20,009 Maybe you can point me in the right direction. 929 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:21,886 Yeah, let me think on it. 930 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,096 It won't be long-term. 931 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:26,808 I been coming to matches 932 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:28,977 for over two decades here at the Duffy Dome. 933 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:31,312 I've seen a lot of great matches, 934 00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:34,482 but few with the combination of inspiration 935 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,652 and ingenuity as Crystal's defeating 936 00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:39,946 Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 937 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,991 [cheering] 938 00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:46,536 [Eddie Earl] For that reason, 939 00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:50,874 a new era has been initiated here at the DWL. 940 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,959 Where women and men, boys and girls, 941 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:56,045 will spend awe-filled evenings enjoying 942 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:58,173 our new women's division. 943 00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,883 [cheering] 944 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,177 [inaudible speech] 945 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:08,683 All hail our inaugural woman's champion, 946 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:10,143 Crystal Tyler. 947 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,062 [cheers and applause] 948 00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:16,149 [uplifting music] 949 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:19,152 ♪ ♪ 950 00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:22,697 Whoo. 951 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,742 ♪ ♪ 952 00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:42,425 -[bell dings] -All right, here we go. 953 00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:44,552 And we're off here 954 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,888 at the inaugural match of the DWL women's league 955 00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:49,766 with special guest commentator Wild Bill Hancock 956 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:51,059 at the table with us tonight. 957 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,937 Like a Florida State defensive back there. 958 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:56,439 [crowd groaning] 959 00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,233 [Wild Bill] Elle Dorado teaching Crystal Tyler 960 00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:00,735 what it's like to be a real pro. 961 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,487 [Bobbie Pin] Oh...oh, that's... 962 00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:04,447 that's another region there. That's not right. 963 00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:08,535 -[Wild Bill] Watch out. Oh! -[Eddie] There you go. 964 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:09,994 [Wild Bill] That's exactly the kind of dirty stuff 965 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:11,955 I'd expect from her. 966 00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:13,581 [crowd cheering] 967 00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,250 [Bobby Pin] That's not dirty, Bill. 968 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,960 That's just good old fashioned wrestling. 969 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,962 [Eddie] She does know how to work the legs. 970 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,421 I've never seen a wrestler use their legs this much. 971 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:21,714 [Wild Bill] Oh ooh hoo hoo! 972 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,343 Old Denny there with the slow count. 973 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,596 [Eddie] She's got her by the ears. 974 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:31,432 Right into the turnbuckle. 975 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,476 [crowd groaning] 976 00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,395 She got a face full of foot there. 977 00:47:38,231 --> 00:47:39,315 Here she comes. 978 00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:41,651 -Oh! -[crowd groaning] 979 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:44,404 [Wild Bill] Welcome to Elle Dorado's elbow, Crystal Tyler. 980 00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:46,656 [Bobby Pin] That's gotta hurt. She's in trouble now. 981 00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:48,575 [Eddie] Got a little bit of taunting going on here. 982 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,326 [Wild Bill] Welcome to planet Earth, Crystal Tyler. 983 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,452 [Bobby Pin] Don't count her out yet. 984 00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:52,287 [Wild Bill] Come on, Elle. 985 00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,330 Suplex. 986 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:55,415 [Eddie] Oh, no. 987 00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:56,833 [Wild Bill] Come on, Elle. 988 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,459 [groans] Tyler reversed it. 989 00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,336 [Eddie] That's gonna be lifetime of back pain. 990 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:02,005 She's got her by the ears again. 991 00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:03,798 I like that. 992 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,050 -Claw her. -Rip her face off. 993 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:08,886 [fan] Come on, Crystal. 994 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,638 [Eddie] Oh, right down on the back of her head. 995 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,098 [Wild Bill] Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 996 00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,267 [Eddie] That's got to hurt. 997 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:15,768 [groans] 998 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:17,645 [Bobby Pin] She goes for one, two, three. 999 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,439 -[bell dings] -There we are. 1000 00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:21,316 Crystal Tyler, ladies and gentlemen. I don't believe it. 1001 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:22,942 [Eddie] Well, of course she won, Bill. 1002 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,527 She beat the hell out of you. 1003 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,904 [Wild Bill] I protested that result Eddie. 1004 00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:30,450 [Crowd chanting] Crystal! Crystal! 1005 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:31,993 [Eddie] Crystal Tyler. 1006 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,911 -Still undefeated. -[chanting continues] 1007 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,663 There's a spill right in front of the merch table. 1008 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,540 Can you please clean it up? Thank you. 1009 00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:40,543 [distant cheering] 1010 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,007 [ominous music] 1011 00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:47,216 Night's going well. 1012 00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:48,551 Seems like. 1013 00:48:48,718 --> 00:48:51,596 ♪ ♪ 1014 00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:04,692 [inaudible speech] 1015 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,695 ♪ ♪ 1016 00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,325 All right, now. 1017 00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:16,329 It's time for tonight's tag team main event, 1018 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:19,832 sponsored by Eddie Earl's Title Pawn. 1019 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:23,795 When you're needy, we're not greedy. 1020 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,213 [Rooster's theme plays] 1021 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,255 [Rooster] Oh yeah! 1022 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:28,049 [rooster crows] 1023 00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:29,592 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:32,220 [Eddie] Rooster Robbins? The defector! 1025 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:33,805 [Rooster] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1026 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,890 You all know the routine. 1027 00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:38,059 I'm the SOB that left town, 1028 00:49:38,226 --> 00:49:40,728 and you're the yokels here to boo me. 1029 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,605 [crowd booing] 1030 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,273 But what did I do? 1031 00:49:44,399 --> 00:49:45,942 Other than realize if I wanted 1032 00:49:46,109 --> 00:49:47,402 to make something out of myself, 1033 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:49,737 that I had to do something 1034 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:51,989 that none of you had the courage to do. 1035 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,742 And that's leave this pissant one stoplight town. 1036 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,786 [crowd booing] 1037 00:49:56,953 --> 00:50:00,915 See, I knew as long as Jack Spade was in charge, 1038 00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:04,919 all the stories would be about Jack Spade. 1039 00:50:05,086 --> 00:50:09,090 Mr. Small Town, family values, 1040 00:50:09,257 --> 00:50:11,008 champion of the little guy 1041 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:13,678 with his holier-than-thou 1042 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:16,973 stuck in the past fairy tale wrestling bullshit. 1043 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:20,017 [crowd booing] 1044 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,275 See, the only thing that Jack Spade 1045 00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:30,153 has ever been champion of is himself. 1046 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:34,490 He's a con man selling you that cowboy myth. 1047 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:37,076 Lone Ranger riding through the plains-- 1048 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,120 that shit is antique! 1049 00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:41,998 Horses are slow, but the future? 1050 00:50:42,123 --> 00:50:44,333 Oh, it's big, it's loud, and it's fast. 1051 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,252 So go ahead, 1052 00:50:46,419 --> 00:50:47,295 boo me. 1053 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:49,338 [crowd booing] 1054 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,467 Yeah, I'm gonna make my future. 1055 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,969 I'm gonna get out there and grab all that I can. 1056 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:57,388 Now, that's the real America. 1057 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,140 So listen up, Jack. 1058 00:50:59,307 --> 00:51:01,476 FWD accepts your challenge. 1059 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,895 A full grudge match card. 1060 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,855 You and your people versus the future. 1061 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:06,856 Yeah, that's right. 1062 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:09,567 Florida Dystopia is coming 1063 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:11,861 and we don't knock, we don't take no prisoners, 1064 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:14,155 we kick ass, and we march on. 1065 00:51:14,322 --> 00:51:15,990 Rooster. [microphone screeches] 1066 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,035 [crowd booing] 1067 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:32,131 Word for word. 1068 00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:34,550 [bell dings] 1069 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,010 [Bobby Pin] Tell you, these people, 1070 00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,512 they do love this tag team match. 1071 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:38,387 [Eddie] A lot of happy customers. 1072 00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:39,972 [Bobby Pin groans] 1073 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,641 [Eddie] He is handing out some business cards. 1074 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,184 Right there, two of them in a row. 1075 00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:45,186 Hope that mask is padded, quite frankly. 1076 00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:47,271 [Bobby Pin] Oh, we get a reverse from Diego. 1077 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:49,106 [Eddie] Do-si-do. 1078 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,025 [Bobby Pin] Oh, that's a lot of man coming at you, 1079 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:52,068 but Wild Bill knows just how to handle it. 1080 00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:53,694 Nothing new to him. 1081 00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:54,904 [Eddie] He must've seen that elbow coming. 1082 00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:55,905 [Bobby Pin] And coming down-- 1083 00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:57,198 Oh, it's an elbow again. 1084 00:51:57,365 --> 00:51:58,991 [Eddie] With a vengeance to his head. 1085 00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:00,034 [Bobby Pin] That'll put you down, let me tell you. 1086 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,828 [Eddie] Staying alive. 1087 00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,746 [Bobby Pin] And the crowd loves it. He struts. 1088 00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:04,956 [Eddie] Haven't seen some of that dance since about 1978. 1089 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,457 [Bobby Pin] Oh, throat slash. 1090 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:07,959 And oh, he goes for Ricky Rabies 1091 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,043 for no reason out in the corne. Come on. 1092 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:11,504 And he tags in Big Jim. 1093 00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:13,548 And Big Jim hops the rope. 1094 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,675 He's setting up something here, into the turnbuckle, 1095 00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:17,134 he's coming out, he picks him up like a new groom. 1096 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,719 [Bobby Pin] Oh, he's gonna come down 1097 00:52:18,845 --> 00:52:20,263 -and Big Jim comes down-- -[all groaning] 1098 00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:22,098 [Bobby Pin] You don't want 1099 00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:23,724 to be underneath that. One, two-- 1100 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,226 [Eddie] Oh, Ricky Rabies-- 1101 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,894 He's foaming at the mouth. 1102 00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,229 [Bobby Pin] Oh, he bites his ear off. 1103 00:52:28,396 --> 00:52:29,772 -[bell dings] -[announcers indistinct] 1104 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,566 [Bobby Pin] He goes completely rabid. 1105 00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:33,317 -Look, he's--he's completely-- -He's out of his mind. 1106 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,777 [Bobby Pin] He's chased everyone out of the ring. 1107 00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:36,237 Bill is there trying to calm him down. 1108 00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,032 [Bobby Pin] Oh, and he turns on his own partner. 1109 00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,659 Bill has to run out of the ring. 1110 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,327 He's out of his gourd ladies and gentlemen-- 1111 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,787 -You all right, Bill? -What's going on with him? 1112 00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,289 With all--come on now. Hey, hey, hey. 1113 00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:47,999 Oh, my goodness. None of this is okay. 1114 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667 He's got to--he better--wait, wait. 1115 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,127 [Bobby Pin] Wait, now we got Rooster! 1116 00:52:51,294 --> 00:52:52,545 [Eddie] Where are these guys coming from? 1117 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,922 This is an invasion from Florida. 1118 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,425 He just put this rabid man... 1119 00:52:57,592 --> 00:52:58,801 [Bobby Pin] Completely come-- 1120 00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,469 Oh! With a double kick and he's down. 1121 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,013 Traitor. 1122 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,598 [Bobby Pin] That's how you put down 1123 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:04,765 -the rabid man right there. -[crowd booing] 1124 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:05,766 [Eddie] Whoa, he is down. 1125 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,310 Ladies and gentlemen-- 1126 00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:09,270 -No. Hey, hey, hey. No. -Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 1127 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:11,480 -You guys-- -They're taking the DWL belt. 1128 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:12,982 [Eddie] A couple of posers, I tell you. 1129 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:14,525 -Traitor. -[Bobby Pin] We need to get 1130 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,902 security in here on Rooster right away. 1131 00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:17,361 [Eddie] Call security down here. 1132 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,196 [Bobby Pin] Just coming up here and posing. 1133 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:20,990 Yeah! Yeah! 1134 00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:22,575 [crowd booing] 1135 00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:24,285 [Bobby Pin] And the lights have gone out. 1136 00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:25,620 It doesn't seem to be Rooster or The Hole. 1137 00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:29,457 [dramatic music plays] 1138 00:53:29,624 --> 00:53:32,501 ♪ ♪ 1139 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:52,730 [cheers and applause] 1140 00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:55,775 ♪ ♪ 1141 00:53:59,487 --> 00:54:00,780 [Eddie] What the hell is going on? 1142 00:54:00,947 --> 00:54:03,199 Who is this mystery guest? 1143 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:09,288 Is this Jack Spade in a hoodie? 1144 00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:12,291 ♪ ♪ 1145 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,168 [shrill mic feedback] 1146 00:54:14,335 --> 00:54:15,503 ♪ ♪ 1147 00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:17,004 [distorted voice] I come to you, 1148 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,714 a damned soul in search of redemption. 1149 00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,466 I will break free. 1150 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,636 I will not stop until my redemption is obtained. 1151 00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:25,763 I am, 1152 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:26,889 the Condamned. 1153 00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:29,809 [cheers and applause] 1154 00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:32,812 ♪ ♪